why is Senran Kagura so good?
why is it the epitome of videogames?
please, /v/, answer me these questions
Because it has cute girls and boobs
>>258554368
If this had nipples, the universe would implode, and re-big bang itself again.
>>258554749
are Hikage's panties shown in any of the videos?
>>258553925
>Fap game
>Epitome of videogames
>Good
>>258554662
It's better without, leaving a little bit to the imagination and being teased by not seeing everything makes it more exciting.
It's the softness.
It's shit.
If I wanted to beat off to anime tits I'd go to Sad Panda.
so good that sk2 pushed the shit of every jap and made then asspained for weeks
>>258555826
It's because Yomi's spout was too much for them to take
God damn I just want to hug and love Katsuragi.Followed by violent fucking.
>>258555797
you don't fap to SK, you play it
it's a video game, not a doujin
>>258556076
I just want tohold hands and then have loving passionate sexwith Ikaruga
>>258556275
Maybe someday
How can a boring game be good though?
>>258556130
That's the problem.Angry birds is a game too ?
>>258556382
It's not boring, you just don't find it very fun.
>>258556130
>not a doujin
>all the characters have huge fucking tits
>not a doujin
>>258553925
>>258556529
It really is though, you just find boring things fun.
>>258556506
yes, angry birds is a game
>>258556543
still not a doujin
>>258556130
>Not fapping after absolutely wrecking a boss
You aren't celebrating correctly.
>>258556543
Yes, and?
>SK2 will never be localized due to the low sales
>>258556673
um....what
>>258556646
I can see how the game can seem boring, it's pretty button mashy and easy playing through normally, but it can get hard when doing things on yin mode, whichever is the one where you fight in your underwear which I think is yin, it's not really anything special but it's not bad.
Aww man, SK threads are usually relatively shitposting free.
>>258556886
yin is one of the transformation modes, frantic is when you strip off your clothes
Just because I love you guys, here'sa zip with 946 images of the Senrans. Enjoy it.http://www.mediafire.com/download/oaf1x8j2xroy8m1/Senran_Kaguri.zip
>>258557040
It's probably something to do with people realizing they're mediocre games where you can look up youtube vids and have the same kind of fap session without any work.
>>258557052
Yeah but once you have the thing where you can choose between yang, flash, and yin, yin is basically frantic because you have to fight in your underwear with it selected.
>>258557247
oh, I had no idea
I only ever completed Yin with one character and only did it to get Flash
>>258557174
>Mediocre
You need more Higake in your life sir.
>>258557109
Never did I think any one anon could be so fucking based.
>>258557174
It's no 10/10 game, but it's still fun.
I remember a time where a game with a 6 or 7 was considered decent.
>>258557682
I don't know about that anon, but I certainly can't get enough!
it's fun
>>258557682
>anon says the game is pointless gameplay wise
>you respond with waifu
>>258557682Where my Higake bros at?
>>258557174
but how am I supposed to have fun playing a YT video?
fanservice is also ten times more satisfying when you unlock it yourself
>>258557998
Who else hype for shinovi versus? I preordered on amazon the day it was available.
>>258558151
I imported it a while ago. It's fun.
>>258558151
>Amazon sends a shipping notice
>turns out it was an error
T-thanks.
>>258557109
WELL I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING ALL DAY
>>258558151
oh shit, I just got a vita and for some reason I forgot I could preorder SV
this thing has way too many ultra-weeb games for me
>>258558151
Preordered it first day on FUCKING GAMESTOP. I held off on importing because I liked Burst's story too much.
>>258556816
I heard it did bad cause first there's a male charcter and it focused more on gameplaySometimes I really fucking hate you Japan
>>258553925
b8 thread
>>258558456
I know it's great, my vita has been gathering dust a bit compared to my 3ds, but with SV and diva f 2nd, its looking good for vita later this year.
>>258556673
Bitch, you crazy.
>>258558493
Yep me too except I got it on amazon. I figured we'd get something about a localization so I held out. The story was surprisingly good for what the game looks like.
>>258558315
I hate it when that happens, happened to me with Bayonetta 2
>>258558629
so far I've gotten Demon Gaze, Muaramasa and P4GI don't even like it that much but I just had to
it's got a really great library if you're into very niche japanese games with shit like Project Diva, Senran Kagura, Atelier and Neptunia ports, Akiba's Trip as well as being very friendly for importers, I just absolutely love it
>>258557998
>>258559190
My nigga
>>258557109
Wow - thanks
Videogame is okay
the anime is fucking shit
>>258556673
>>258557998
Present.Still not got muh figma because fuck customs, failing to deliver on Saturdays and me not being at work and unable to collect the parcel.
>>258559727
Fuck yeah.Mine's still on the way too. Fucking post office man.
>>258557109
Thanks anon, now I can contribute to future SK threads...and fap.
>>258559727
>muh figma
was there an SK figma or do you just mean a general figma you ordered
>>258560021
There was an actual figma.
>>258558493
I had pre-ordered the Jap version, I pre-ordered the US release version.
>>258560021
An actual Hikage figma.
>>258559823Mine arrived in the country on Sunday 10th. Spent the next 4 days in customs, before I had to pay to get it released. Decided to pay more for a Saturday delivery. Turns out it wasn't tagged as a Sat delivery even though I paid. Got that money back, but I'm still going to have to try and collect the thing from the Post Office. Might mean me starting and finishing work later on Wednesday so I can go to the Post Office. Fucking parcels, man.
>>258560510
>>258560121
get your shit together, that's just a fig/statue
'figma' is a specific line of posable figures and I was about to get really confused by good smile co.'s character selection and dread the resale price of a figma like that
>>258560748
Not one of them, but I'm always conffused between figure, figurine, figma etc
So is this actually a decent GAME and not just a show for anime tits or something? Whats the gameplay like?
So far it just looks like a waifu circlejerk. convince me.
>>258553925
>why is Senran Kagura so good?
because you fap to it.
>why is it the epitome of videogames?
because you fap to it.
>>258561242
>Whats the gameplay like?
Like dynasty warriors.
>>258561242
Burst is a 2.5D beat em up on 3Ds. 6/10
SV is a mousou on vita. 7/10
>>258561242
It's a fun, comical beat em up. You press the xxx and the yyy and if you're lucky you get suck.
>>258561131
Figma is a specific line by Good smile.
A figure is usually static, as in you can't pose that shit at all.
Also, besides the cooking game will SK be getting anything else on the vita?
>>258561242
It's pretty good, but can get repetitive.
Burst is a beat-um up, Versus is a musou, Bon Appetit is a Rythm cooking game, 2 is, from what I can tell, a mix between Burst and Versus.
Burst is the only one out so far, but Versus should be out Soon.
>>258560510
>>258560121
>>258559727
There are no SK figma. I have figures of all 5 Hanzo girls. I'd love for GSC to make some figma though. Or get some revoltechs so we can get damaged clothing options.
>>258556673
Cool blog brah
why do gay guys and girls also like senran kagura
>>258562045
Because the game is fun
>>258562045
Game's fun, and girls like pretty/cute girls. Gays I don't know.
There's tons of shoujo manga/material that consists of nothing but super hot girls.
I wish SV would come out already so that I can play online with /v/
>>258557982
obsessive fan logic
>>258553925
BETTER QUESTION
WHY ISN'T THERE MORE ART OF NOT-JOTARO
>>258563281
Because she's actually blonde, and everybody knows blonde a shit.
>>258564102
LIES AND SLANDERbut you're right about blonde a shit
>>258564102
>implying she still wouldn't wreck your shit
>>258562821
Your paddling will come soon enough friend`
Mirai is such a loser, GOD DAMN
>>258555687
This guy gets it.
GODDAMN this game has so much PLOT
i don't even know what to do with my boner anymore, i don't even KNOW
>>258564526
I want to spend all night shitposting on message boards with Mirai.
>like Rin and Daidouji
>Daidouji is less popular
>at least Rin has some good coverage
>>258564868
i want to do lewd things to mirai
>>258564792
anon, you have no idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkgcDAD1mN0
>>258564526
I hope your quality of life improves
>>258564868
>>258565189
I want to shitpost while doing lewd things to Mirai.
i have 40 dollar, is akibastrip on the vita good?
>>258565454
I want to laugh at Mirai and call her a Chuuni.
>>258564358
Of course no 3D girl acts like 2D. 3D is fucking shit.
>>258565551
strip is fun for 10-20 hrs.
then it just gets plain boring. not really worth 40 in my opinion
>>258564358
>>258565454
Mirai is only fappable in SK2 where she's truly flat.
Have you ever had an awkward experience with people regarding SK?
Like someone say you play it and were wondering why?
I want to be dominated by Haruka.
>epitome of videogames
Real talk though, I think people should appreciate what Senran Kagura is even if they don't like the subject matter. A guy wanted a game about tits, so he made a game about tits, but with good characters and great music. Then they listened to fan feedback and kept making improvements, made the spinoff even better, and now the sequel looks really great, and it's still about the tits. You really gotta appreciate the energy and fun in the games.
>>258565986
i'm pretty sure we all want to.
>>258565976
Most people who've seen me playing SK go "haha what is that", then they want to play it and are usually weirded out but appreciate the ingenuity of tits and combat. Girls usually seem to get insecure.
>tfw irl girls will never look as good as senrans
brb suicide
>>258564742
How can they make all the girls so soft?
It's not just the breasts. They just look soft everywhere.
I want to hug a senran.
>>258566801
It just wasn't meant to be in this life, anon.
>>258566514
>Ryouna's leg lift
But this post is pretty much why people (such as myself) enjoy this franchise.
anyone else?
>>258567226
Delicious, and the food looks good too.
>>258567226
I don't like losers.
It's kind of stupid as wank material because almost all the girls except a random loli have identical bodies.
>>258553925
Because of dat delicious healthiness.
Which game is the best game? I really like to play dress up.
>>258567540
Shinovi Versus is you like dress up.
>>258567423
what a coincidence; mirai doesnt either. i guess youre out of luck, anon.
>>258567423
Good think they're only winners here.
>>258567540
Generally the latest available installment.
it's a garbage game with anime girls for losers to jerk off to which is why you and /v/ love it so much
because you're losers
One of the most pathetic video game series I've ever encountered.
>>258567354
mirai's sexy body.
>>258567804
As a matter of fact I'm jerking off to it as we speak. Feels good, man.
>>258567804
I wish i could be a winner like you, anon
>>258567804
I'm not a loser, Mirai is the loser. Get it right, dude.
>>258568030
to which one?
>>258557109
Thank you how did you know we like to masturbate?
>>258566514
It's like Mirai is animated at twice the framerate of the others.
Also, where do these >>258567226 cards come from? Is there some shit P2W phone game or something?
>>258568223
To best girl, of course.
>>258557109
>>258568473
Hey that's a pure woman, anon.
>>258568450
>Is there some shit P2W phone game or something?
Nail on the head.
>>258566896
Anyone have that journalist biased preview about Senran Kagura 2?
>>258554749
Why does 2-d orgasm from breast play?
>>258568701
That only makes her more delicious.
>>258556076
She's the only real lesbian in the show though.
>>258553925
what is it about that pose that makes me want to fuck her, or have her sit on my face?
>>258556130
I fapped at the costumes in the vita game
>>258558151
I already platinumed the Japanese version, and I'm going to buy it again so I can understand what's going on
>>258569305
>have her sit on my face
This. I'd love to eat her pussy while she sits on my face.
>>258568223
i want to sneak up behind mirai and surprise attack her cute little butt. i want to grab and spread her asscheeks wide apart and tongue and suck on her tight little virgin asshole.
>>258569453
Hi me, how are you?
Was there ever a season 2 of the show? Fuck the games, they suck.
>>258568223
Why does everyone want Hibari?
>>258570715
There's a lot more of her to go around
>>258570715
Hibari is cute as fuck but she is one of the last SKs that I "want."
The only one I want is Homura.
>>258571286
I think >>258570715
Meant in-universe.
>>258571607
That's because she has eyes that sort of can enslave people.
>>258571607
Hypnosis eyes I shit you not
I want to sleep using her breasts as a pillow
>>258566909
There's no need for irl girls anon, just convert to 2D.
>>258572801
She wouldn't let you, she would make you sleep on the floor or outside in the dog house.
>>258568223
>tfw can't unsee Ikaruga's tits
>>258572801
This picture feels cozy
>tfw no senran kagura gf
>>258573178
or just leave you tied up in her dungeon
>>258553925
>tfw gameplay AND good tits can coexist
>>258573449
They wouldn't want you to kill yourself anon.
I keep my chin up because Homura would kick my ass if I just wallowed in self pity for having an extra dimension.
>>258573178
Angel tits would
>>258573178
A man can dream, right? I may not be powerful but that's not a reason to feel down and pessimistic.
>>258573295
I have a similiar problem with this pic. It used to be one of my favourites until I noticed Hikage's fucking ankle. Why did based Yaegashi have to fuck up this masterpiece?
>>258574245
If you really liked Yaegashi you'd notice this one isn't drawn by them.
>>258574065
Ryouna is a nice girl
>>258574245
That wasn't Yagenashi
>>258574406
>>258574428
Wait what the fuck
The lines looked weird but I always believed it was his, especially looking at the highlights. Maybe some early art or something. I guess I'll now go on a journey of self-punishment for doubting the lord of softness.
>>258566981
Yaegashi Nan sold his soul to be able to draw the softest girls
He's going to spend an eternity in the afterlife being drowned in flesh
>>258575892
is that blood on hikage's jeans
>>258553925
As much as I like SK I found Burst to be pretty fucking shit. Poor Asuka will never be in a good game. Maybe SV
>>258575892
I like that Homura got a new design that doesn't make her look like a generic Hebijo student.
>>258575892
>You entered the wrong neighborhood.jpg
>>258553925
can I play as big O with tits in the vita game?
>>258577283
Yes. That's currently the only game where she's playable outside of the rhythm game.
>>258568807
are the shitty p2w phone senrans going to be in new games, i'd wait for a SKV2 then.
>>258577262
>wrong
Looks alright to me.
Where the fuck do I buy Senran Kagura Burst i can't find a American version anywhere[Spoiler] im retarded aren't I?
>>258575559
>>258553925
It was made with pure love for boobs.
Based Takaki!
>>258577992
Download only.
>you will never rest your weary head on Daidouji's abs
>>258577992
Yes you are. Burst is digital only in 'Murrica, look on the eShop.
>>258577992
Burgerclaps only got the eshop version
>>258578210
>>258578170Thank you
>>258577818
>are the shitty p2w phone senrans going to be in new games
I wouldn't get your hopes up.
>>258556275
>pick it up after quitting 5 months ago
>literally unplayable
It was worse than I remember
>>258578293
>>258573449
Is that ROBIN FUCKIN WILLIAMS
Jesus christ
>>258567090
>You will never feed her mushrooms in a lewd way.
Why man...
>>258577262
>Go out to do some errands.
>finish errands and come home.
>A large group of attractive girls await you with their arms crossed.
>One says, "What do you want, nerd?"
What do?
>>258565986
>tfw I dislike femdom or sadomaso shit but want to be dominated by Haruka anyway
What is this feel?
>>258579012
"sex"
>>258578710
Yep.
>>258579029
>BR's WC performance
>>258579012
i'd wonder what THEY want, it's my house you are tresspassing. unless all of them are craving a huge helping of the D, they can git out.
>>258579029
Love
>>258578710
No, that photo is at least 2 years old.
>>258578710
a quick google search revealsgoogle it[t/spoiler]
this series needs oppai lolis
>>258579029
the feeling of truth.
Which Senran would youmarry?
>>258569194
Kat? nah she's just obsessed with boobs.
Yagyu is the real lesbian there.
>>258579496
Doesn't it have one?
>>258579736
I think Haruka is is amazing, and maybe she would whip me into shape, if she didn't kill me.
>>258579819
they got a retard with huge tits, she's still legal to marry
>>258579736
>>258580110
No, if you're talking about Hibari, I think they got an actual one that looks like Snail from Monogatari
>>258557109
thank you based anon
>>258553925
but does it run at 60 fps
>>258579496
indeed and i mean OPPAI lolis, like taking the biggest tits senran has to offer and putting it on the youngest senran. that is true oppai loli, anything else is just disgustingly tryhard.
>>258579736
What I don't like about the Senran girls is that their butts are jiggly - boobs OK, but asses should be firm.
>>258578540
YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN YOU, YES YOU, ARE CANON IN THE SENRAN KAGURA UNIVERSE.
HOREEEEEEEEE SHEEEEEEEEEEET
>>258579029
I like some kinds of femdom and I can't stand her. I think it's mostly the outfit; it seriously looks fucking stupid.
If you'll excuse my blogging.
>>258580363
How about no.
>>258580365
>>258580467
I love her outfit myself. I like the whole giant cape and almost lewd super hero thing she has going on.
>>258553925
Kat is perfection.
>>258580365
>>258580252
>>258580569
Butt flab is not nice. A good butt is round without being jiggly - like this one.
SK2 is extremely impressive so far. I hope it sells better in next few weeks in Japan. Maybe players are turned off by the terrifying eldritch bosses.
>>258553925
why is Senran Kagura so shit?
why is it the epitome of bottom of the barrel weeb shit?
please /v/, answer me why you have fallen so far to liking this shit
>>258580701
>skin cancer
>perfection
>>258580701
There can only be one tan girl
>>258580937
>More focus on gameplay
>Creepy bosses
>Male character
>mfw Japan hates this game for reasons that make me hyped for it
>>258581161
>I am dumb
>I came in the thread just to shitpost
- quotes from you
>>258580937
Japan is a bunch of gigantic fucking casuals, and the game is fucking difficult. That's why there are so many poor reviews and that's why it's not selling well.
Also, I feel like the eldritch horrors you mentioned have a lot to do with it too. Before it was about fighting other cute girls, now it's about fighting evil shit. I prefer it personally, reminds me a lot of Power Stone, but fucking Japan is notorious for having shit taste.
It's ridiculous how much I love things from Japan, yet they constantly fucking let me down with their shitty taste and opinions.
>>258580982
Good job not responding to this shitposter. Keep it up, /v/.
>>258581380
>responding to it
>>258581380
Thanks for responding.... ;-)
Why does SK, even in New Wave, feature only ONE dark magic witch lady character?
I don't count the crybaby NEET.
>>258581296
It's not like that at all. Everyone is just waiting for Estvial Versus instead, because we all know it's going to be a much better game.
>>258581296
Why would you be hyped for male characters?
>>258581296
>Japan has shit taste and will probably get the series killed
Slant-eyes do it again!
>>258581557
>>258581601
I referenced it and thanked all of the other anons in this thread, actually. lol.
>>258581380
Well on the other hand i do get their frustration.
I mean they probably play the game while traveling with the train to get to their work or something like that.
And during that time you'll just want to relax and stare at some 3D tits.
You probably unlock some shit while advancing through the game but if the its too hard then why even bother with the frustration you'll get before or after work.
anyone have a mega to the new scans from the new artbook
Hello /v/
>>258569074
because 3d can
>>258581802
Fan service with male characters can be pretty fucking funny to me, and from what I've seen it seems like the guy will be a comic relief type of character.
>>258582332
cheeki breeki cyka blyat
>>258557109
Thanks m8
>>258582468
he is basically comic relief. His thing is he wants with be a kagura like his sister ikaruga but is so horrible at it.
>>258580694
>lewd super hero thing
I honestly got more of a "crazy scientist" vibe from her. she is wearing an oversized lab coat and uses vials of potions after all.
I think I'm going to buy a vita for Versus
Is this a good idea? Yes orYes
SK2 is like a piece of shit compared to SV. Why did they not add all the characters from SV to SK2?
>There are plebs on /v/, RIGHT NOW, who don't have Katsuragi as their favorite senran
>>258583040
That too, but I mean the non-cape part. I do get the crazy scientist vibe obviously, but the actual costume part is something like a hero or something would wear. I think it's cute.I also like how she isn't ashamed to wear it at all either.
>>258583054hell yesGet bon appetit too if you like rhythm games because it looks very fun too. Also how well these games sell is what localization of SK2 hinges on, so more support for the series is always great as well.
>>258583170
because it takes place before, you nignog
>>258583205
katsu-ne best ne
>>258583205
She's not my favorite, but she's very high tier
>>258583347
Story reasons are cheap ways of excluding content.
>>258571869
My hands can't bend like that.
>>258583054
Now.What are you waiting for?
