Welcome to THE RETRO WAIFU WARS.
Tonight, we'll be playing the best Fire Emblem in the series: Genealogy of the Holy War.
It's an epic tale of love, betrayal, struggle, and really, really fucking big maps.
>>258442784
Lief bestnonLord.
>>258442784
You forgot the best thing.Incest
Basically, there was a war between a dark god and some other gods a while ago, and today's political landscape is sculpted by the results of said war.
>>258442784
Looks like i'll be missing out on mounted emblem. Hope this does well.
>>258443285
Shhhh, we'll get to that.
There were 12 Crusaders during the Holy War, and all of their descendants are super strong or something. A lot of them are a part of the ruling class.
Currently, there's a prince ruling over Grandbell that the duchies answer to. Two of them got pissy about and banded together to start a rebellion.
Think you could throw up your pre-translated ROM OP? I'd love to try an earlier FE game like this
Contributin' some FE in exchange
To the east, shit is all sorts of fucked up. Isaacians are murdering a lot of dudes and it's probably not sanctioned. In response, Grandbell decides to do something about it.
Hey did FE4 ever get retranslated? Like to fix the ending and all that?
The prince rounds up a bunch of lords and heads east to shit on those filthy sandnigger Isaacians.
>>258443962
http://gdriv.es/feg
>>258443979
My apologies, OP.
>>258444098
I don't think so, when I played the ending was untranslated.
Despite being Grandbell's allies, Verdane sends its best Grey Wizard to come and fuck OUR shit up.
>>258444189
What are you apologizing for?
>>258444352
meant for>>258443453
One of my absolute favorite things about this game is how fucking 80's everyone's hair is. It's absurd.
SPEAKING OF MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THIS GAME, IT'S FUCKING SIGURD
HIS FATHER HAS TRUSTED HIM WITH THE ABSOLUTE PROTECTION OF THE KINGDOM AND I'LL BE A MOTHERFUCKER AND A HALF IF I LET HIM DOWN
>>258444352
>No beard
>Is probably a axe-user
He's no Galdolf
Aw yeah, my favorite FE. OP, you better use Finn.
HELL YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER
>>258444617
Hey, it's Siggy
>>258444617
Look at that expression on Sigurd, That is a man who have his morals and is a just man who help the weak.
>SNAKE there's been reports of a metal gear in aideen
SIGURD AND AIDEEN HAVE BEEN BROS 4 LYFE
THIS ASSAULT WILL NOT STAND
>>258444768
Siggy was freed from the world of shitty romhacks after aiding Eliwood in NTRing Raymond.
MEANWHILE IN JUNGBY CASTLE
All of Aideen's soldiers refuse to ditch her. Noble, but foolish.
Sigurd BURNS WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY.
>>258445086
That Midir chick is cute
>>258445320
>Implying Sigurd would have problems alone
Noish and Alec refuse to let their master ride into battle alone!
In other news, I don't remember him talking like this the last time I played. Did /feg/ update the translation or something?
>>258442784
I'll watch until ch3 since Im playing myself.
I don't understand how you people can stand it. These big maps are a snorefest
>>258445436He's a man.
>filenames aren't generic screenshot number x
LPanon, is that you?
>>258442784
>Genealogy of the Holy War.
This title is so ridiculous and badass sounding. I love it
>>258445590
>>258445320
Those aren't Shon and Corben.
>>258445609
I like them personally, but that's just my opinion.
Was it ever explained in any of the other games that getting to the villages before the barbarians causes them to reinforce it?
I mean, they, like, close a gate in later games, but they never elaborate on why, do they?
>>258445638yes
>>258445638
Holy shit I didn't even notice
>>258445610
I was joking anon
Looks like we'll be playing as Oifaye for the first half of the game.
>>258445609
The big maps are the best part, anon.
>>258445973
I legit thought he was a woman the first time i played.
don't fucking cheese the first boss for EXP like a faggot
Alec makes fun of Frankenstein because he doesn't have a horse and he's slow.
To be fair, that's a mighty strike against him in this game. Go fast or go home.
Who else would like an FE as long as Radiant Dawn with Genealogy size maps?
Was this ever fully translated?
>>258446418
Like 95% of it.
>>258446305
That's Arden you casual
>>258446305
That's true, especially in the first generation. Mounted units get all the exp.
>>258446418
yes
Fuck, I forgot how glorious these maps are. All we have to start off with are three horsemen and a knight.
>>258446338
I WOULD
>>258446338
As long as the maps has appropriately big roster sizes. It's already cavalier-emblem. Let's not make foot soldiers completely useless
>>258446621
This is why FE4 is the best FE.
>>258446668
They should add Advance Wars-style transporter units.
>>258446668
I pretty much agree with this
>>258445842
Of course they do. "You must reach villages before the bandits do, so they can evacuate/block their gates".
PARTY CHECK!
Look at those fucking stats. Goddamn, Sigurd.
>>258446613
link?
I remember making so many shitty useless childrens in this gameit was fun
>>258445638
He'd be finishing Radiant Dawn instead. Right?
FE4 really is the best one. It's the only FE like it; you had to play it like you were controlling an army instead of just an assortment of units. I couldn't beat it during my playthrough though, I have to admit. There was no way for me to keep Deirdre alive on the last battle so I gave up.
>>258446987
>you get a 50 use silver sword on this map alone
fucking sigurd holy shit. Doesn't he also get the pursuit skill?
>>258446987
It's like IS was prepared for people who wanted to do a Sigurd Solo-run
FIRST BLOOD
Sigurd eviscerates a bandit with no hope of countering. Jesus fuck.
>>258447113not necessarily
>>258447260
Well, that's too bad. I wanted to see that wallpaper finished.
>>258447260
>sigurd is so strong he turns his enemies into dead trees
>>258446668
>>258447189
I liked how in FE4 you could always use all your units. No 'no, sire' bullshit.
>>258447260
nigga you best be going for AAAA rank, got Arden in on some action
Genealogy has so many features I would love to see return to Fire Emblem. Everything about it is just so great.
Huh? You want to promote?
Oh, I forgot. Noish comes with Critical and Charge. Yes, he's the only person we have right now capable of critical hits. Alec has Pursuit and Nihil, which makes him more reliable on offense.
Frankenstein has Vantage, but I don't give a shit about pleb-tier unmounted units.
>>258442784
i remember this game the maps were so fucking long if you fucked up it cost you like an hour of work
Now that my turn's over, Snake takes the opportunity to chop a fucking horse in half.
RIP Midir, we hardly knew ye.
>>258447814
>fucking up
>not playing iron man mode
>>258447724
You need pursuit to attack twice in this game, right?
>>258448001
That guy is so JoJo.
Snake carts Aideen off to the west and lets everybody loose to do whatever the fuck they want.
Naturally, this leads to raping and pillaging.
>>258448004
Indeed you do.
So, did you end up playing other SMT games, OP?
I really wish this game was remade, I have never been a graphics whore, but something about the graphics just make this game unplayable for me
>>258448269
>Are you a bad enough dude to rape and pillage?
OH SHIT IT'S FUCKING LEX
REV UP THOSE EXPERIENCE GAINS
>>258448317
Besides the ones I LPed? Not really. I played a bit of Raidou, got up to the last dungeon before I got bored.
>>258448383
People tried to remake the game in the advance games engine but it got cancelled.
>>258448506
>That slicked-back hairdo on Lex
Goddamn, that's a cool hairdo.
Alright, these two are both pretty solid. Lex has Vantage AND Paragon. Dude gains double the experience and he totes around a might axe.
Azel just has Pursuit, but that's hardly a bad thing.
>>258448629
Best unit in the game too
>>258448908
Better than Sigurd?
>>258448506
>game knows foot units are so shit that it gives you dedicated axeman
So are you playing with a guide or not? Because you might now want to bench Azel in case you need a mage for something
>>258448812
is azel a grill?
>>258444617
Man, I love Sigurd. And Cuan. And Eltshan. And Levin. And Finn.
I came for the waifus and stayed for the husbandos.
>>258448982
Impossible.
I CANNOT stress how good Sigurd is.
can you sing the main fire emblem theme to me, /v/?
Did I mention mounted units can move after attacking? Holy shit these guys are so good.
>>258448982
second best
>>258445436
I thought he was a girl until the fortune teller said Aideen had a crush on him.
I just pretended they were a lesbian couple afterwards.
>>258447724
He's ARDEN. YOU CASUAL
>You will never see another game where you can have Sigurd and Hector on your team.
>>258449382
Isn't it the movement tiles that they didn't use up?
>>258449503
Is there already a game like this?
>>258449516
Yes.
>>258449503
>tfw the only Lord that got a custom class in awakening was Marth and he got it twice
Frankenstein decides he has better things to do than defend the castle.
>>258449516
It sure is!
>>258449382
Where's Frankestein?
>>258449598
Awakening. Duh.
>>258449598
>My First Fire Emblem: Awakening Edition
>>258449598
Awakening with DLC.
>>258445609
Speed up function in the emulator helps.
>>258449687
>>258449719
>>258449723
Oh. Right. Duh.SMT X FE.
>>258446305
Yeah, he sucks. Movement is important in FE4, and speed is everything in the entire franchise.
>>258449658
>>258449675
IT'S ARDEN, GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULLS
CHECK OUT THIS BIG BALLED BADASS
HE'S HERE TO SHIT ON FIGHTERS
>>258449723
Forget DLC.
>>258449647
>Also thanks to Lucina, the only lord who looks like him/herself and not an Avatar ripoff.
>>258449913
Blue hair and his sister has pink hair? What?
>>258449913
FINN HAS ARRIVED
>>258446338
I don't. The map sizes are the biggest flaw of FE4.
>>258449913
THIRD BEST CHARACTER COMING THROUGH
>screenshot LP
Doesn't get more autistic than that
>>258449913
YOU CUAN DO IT
>>258450029
>Big Maps
>Flaw
>>258449303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nKI815ZD7q
>>258449913
>>258450003
>>258450084
YOU GUYS BEST BE AWARE THAT FINN'S THE GREAT CHARACTER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
>>258449913
And with that, the only characters you need are here. Sigurd, Lex, Finn, and Cuan.
>>258450206
I clicked on that, listened for a second, then stopped and cringed.>>258450262
Cuan comes with Adept and he just gets a free attack every now and again. Also, he's FUCKING FANTASTIC.
Finn has Pursuit and Miracle, but the poor bastard can only use lances, so he's useless this map.
Ethlin comes with Critical, and hilariously enough, she's a thousand times more useful than Mist ever was despite being level 1.
>>258449130
I thought Midayle was a girl my first time playing even though he had a deep death scream
>>258450359
So many weapon uses...
>>258450359
Just have him kill any survivors/bow users. Also don't pair him so he can have his items in second gen.
>>258450262
Finn and Cuan suck massive cock in the first two chapters because every single enemy uses axes (or bows).
>86% chance to hit
Yeah, he can't really do anything but get last hits here.
>>258447814
Yeah, savestates come in handy.
This game was made to be played in an emulator.
>>258450262
>Sigurd, Lex, Finn, Holyn, and Bridget
Fixed that for you. But you're not actually retarded enough to FAIL TO PROMOTE EVERYONE, are you?
>>258450359
>16ATK
>only the 1st level
Jesus...
>>258450540
I failed to promote Arden
>>258450520
How can you tell the crit chance?
>>258450359
Alondite Mist wants to have a word with you, you massive casual
>>258450641
That's the only excusable one, and even then, it's still not THAT hard, thanks to the Arena.
>getting hit
>with a 22% chance
Well, this is gonna be fun.
>>258450642
Skill% chance to crit, but only for characters with the Crit skill, crit weapons, or other weapons with at least 50 kills.
>>258449913
>Cuan will never be your brother-in-law
>>258450842
The thief is the biggest fucking pain in the ass to level because he sucks both in and out of the arena.
Unfortunately, it looks like I've got 4 turns to reach each village.
I doubt that's going to happen, but I'll see if Sigurd can make it.
>>258450540
Of course not, I just meant that those 4 pretty much handled the entire first generation.
>>258451302
You can do it
>>258450359
>mfw Ethlyn promotes
Strength: +6
Magic: +2
Skill: +3
Speed: +3
Defense: +6
Resistance: +2
Movement: +1
Cuan reminds Sigurd that they're bros for life, even if he wasn't his literal brother in law.
Also, Azel might die.
>>258451302
I think it takes 2 turns to destroy each part of a village, so you have more time
>gets hit twice at 25%
FUCK
>>258452108
sigurd what the fuck
>>258451302
Chapter 2's Villages are a bigger pain
>>258452108
>>258452176
Sigurd just wants a fair challenge
One of the bad things about this game is that the numbers when your stat increase disappear and give no indication that they were ever there.
Ergo, no level up pics.
>>258452315
He's also a nice guy. Gotta let them think that they can do something right?
>>258452209
those damn generals with the Big Shield skill, FUCK THEM
>>258452108
there is no true hit
>>258451302
>>258452209
As a perfectionist these villages bothered the shit out of me.
>>258452763
they bother the shit out of everybody
Let's say someone would make a wallpaper for this LP. What colors would the background be?
Frankenstein is really, really good at eating axes, but he has a knack for dodging them, too.
>/v/ plays FE4
The time has come and so have I.
>>258453178
Orange and green.
>>258453226
>Ardan
>Doing things outside the arena
>>258450003
THAT'S CUAN
I remember trying a screenshot LP of this back when /feg/ was still kinda new.I lost in Chapter 2 and gave up.Knock 'em dead for me, OP, and do what I failed to do.
>>258453391
>Not pairing Arden with Lachesis
It's like you want your Delmudd to be a little pussy bitch,
>>258453606
Finn is more important though
>>258453656
You spelled Beowulf wrong
>>258451987
Cuan is the best brother-in-law ever.
Oh, I forgot to check out the boss.
... he's extremely unimpressive, but what else do you expect?
>>258453919
>0 luck
Typical bandit..
>>258453919
That seems pretty solid to me.
Finn has shit statsI benched him on both gens
>>258453919
>0 Luck
Considering that he's up against Sigurd and Cuan, I find this hilarious.
>>258453919
What's Guts's dad doing here?
>>258453625
So you were the one that did Siggy's Awesome Adventure.
Speaking of LPs, Tact's FEE3 demo of Tacthack is up
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8ds50o48hokgudh/TACTHACK%20ver3.GBA
This is the FEE3 demo. Fun fact about this: All of this was done in about 1 month after Tact's base version got fucked over by nightmare/feditor bs.
If you can, play it. Tell us what you think of it and what might need some rework. It's 10 chapters long and has all dialogue in (but no support cons)
>>258453919
Why are you fighting the 1930's New York Yankees?
>>258453829
>Not killing the merc who would turn on you if someone paid them
>>258453919
Those are decent stats, but a boss without range is nothing more than a punching bag.
I have complete faith in Zigludo.
>>258454093
>New York
I don't see Hector anywhere
>>258454223
Too busy being Mayor and stopping crime.
Oh, every character also carries their own gold.
Lex is currently three times richer than everyone else.
>>258454223
I do.
>>258454562
>dat expression
Priceless
>>258454514
>every character also carries their own gold.
>>258454514
>Every character carries their own gold
>>258454983
Because in Jugdral people aren't fucking commies.
>>258454983
>>258455118
What's the matter? Too casual?
>>258455118
I can think of a stupider idea. What if somebody reskinned FE7 and replaced Hector with a shitty mercenary?
I'm not good with computer.
For some reason, Azel seems to be wearing girl's clothes under his robe.
>>258455404
No need to be so hard on Ike anon.
>>258455443
7/10
Nice job, but the Orange and Green just clashes with Sigurd is all.
>>258455404
At least that had a god tier ending.
>>258455557
Nah. That's just the fashion of the time. Remember when marth saved the world wearing a miniskirt?
>>258455557
I bet Alvis wears girl clothes too
>>258455630
What colors should it have? Maybe white and blue? I'm not good with combining colors, either.
>>258454983
>>258455118
Well that'd be stupid if you paid money to hire someone and the gold just disappeared.
The best part is married couples can give their gold to one another, and thieves can give and take too.
>>258455781
Either Black and White with Black as the top color or White and Blue with White as the top color imo.
>>258455781
Leave it like this, maybe add a checkered pattern.
One thing I love about FE are the short skirts.
>>258456059
Seconding
Hey! I saved one of the villages and picked up this sweet stat boost ring.
Speed reigns supreme.
>>258455443
nice touch if you were trying to make an Irish flag, the game is very loosely based off Irish folklore
>>258456010
Well, in all honesty it wouldn't be so bad if there was a trade button. Since it gives thieves more importance. But having to grind gold just to trade shit is all kinds of fucked up.
>>258455557
Like you've never tried it
>>258456124
me too, look at those thighs >>258455557
>>258456124
I wish Tana stayed as a Titty Monster Knight
>>258456204
It's annoying that if you want Sigurd to have the ring, he'll have to pay like 20000 gold (when the cap is 50000)
>>258451154
First mission you get Dew, rescue Adean and then leave him surrounded while you get Aira and Holyn. Wait until his sword breaks and he'll get a head start.
>>258456124
Technically that's a dress but whatever
This boss didn't have anything to say. Almost literally nothing.
>>258456527
>Sigurd
>needing stat boosts
>>258455679
What was the ending, anyway?
Yeah, orange and green are better, I think.I might drop this, I'm having a hard time coming up with stuff to put.
>>258456834
Raymond got NTRd big timeand he got killed by a dragoon
>>258456976
K then, somebody else take over
>>258457040
Someone give me the pastebin
Was this whole thing just some joke on the whole self-insert thing or what?
>>258456976
Both are cool and good work anon, I just like Blue and White more.
Thanks anon.
Midir is... alive.
Somehow.
>>258457232
OP, what do you think of the color of the background?
>>258457159
http://pastebin.com/gUnKZ7EC
Oh believe me the last two threads were some of the funniest shit I've seen.
>>258457232
First off, are we sure that's a guy?
>>258457397
My dick isn't getting hard, So yes, that's a guy.
>>258457286
Thanks, doc.
Midir is okay.
He comes with Charge and Pursuit, so he has the potential to get off a lot of attacks, but I doubt he'll do it very often.
>>258457282
Purple is the color of royalty. Give it a shot, it should blend well with Sigurd. I'm not really an artist.
>>258457543
>not getting hard when sigurd is on screen
>>258457845
If it did, I would have a boner for weeks.
The other castle finally notices that some shit has gone down, and they rebuild the bridge in an attempt to kill me.It won't work.
Oh look! It's Sigurd's good buddy Alvis, here to drop something off for him.
>>258444756
>Sigurd cried
Siggy aint nothin but a bitch
>those stats
>recover all HP every turn
>>258458101
I love Alvis
I had an idea.
>>258458101
>Alvis is not impressed by Sigurd
Time for him to meet Kevin then
>>258458314
Go light on the preemptive spoilers. I'd say you should just put midir in a dress for now.
>>258458214
>totally not going to be able to recruit.
>Totally won't become evil
With those stats? He either joins at the final chapter, Dies and becomes irrelevant.. or becomes evil.
>>258458314
I dunno mang, there's something just....off about the background, maybe it'll look better when it fills up
>>258453178
Where's all the old LP wallpapers?
>>258458546
This is a good idea.
>>258458730
AHAHAHAHAHA
SIGURD DOESN'T EVEN NEED ANY OTHER WEAPONS NOW, IT'S ALL OVER
>>258457387
The 1st link isn;'t working.
Help pls.
>>258458101
Does he wear girl clothes too?
>>258458940
RIP everybody
>>258458940
Game over, other countries.
>>258458940
>50 uses
>Breaking the sword once and repairing it gives it critical properties
>A silver sword where skill% is crit chance
>That Sigurd gets
Jesus christ. Just farm some gold so he can get the stat boosters and it's smooth sailing
>Sigurd can now kill anything in two hits
>>258459086
Or at least the next 50 people Sigurd meets.
>>258459163
OH FUCK WHAT?
>>258459248
>using the silver instead of steel early game
dude what the fuck are you doing, Sigurd still pretty much kills anything
>>258459448
You can repair weapons in this game, and weapons gain the Critical skill after getting 50 kills.
>>258453275
best character
>>258458101
What a lovely individual
Hmm...
>>258459597
well, I sit corrected.
>>258459764
Nope, nevermind, not clean enough.
>>258458214
>40 magic
>32 resistence
>30 speed
Broken as fuck
>>258459597
Fuck me, I've been going about things all wrong then.
>>258458101
Best boy, can't wait to recruit him later.
Am I feeding my healer half the kills?
Maybe.
Is it a bad idea?
Maybe.
Is it worth it?
TOTALLY.
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