ITT: Cringeworthy vidya-related shit you did when you were younger
>I have pointy ears so I used to tell people I was "Hylian", which is a country in europe
>once someone told me they knew that was from Legend of Zelda and I said it was based on a real place
>>258432927
That's pretty gay, OP.
I used to take my Gameboy literally everywhere as a kid but my mother refused to leave me home alone until I was like 12, so I feel like it was somewhat justified. This woman wanted to get her nails or hair done, she'd make me sit there next to her, shit like that.
But this lead to me taking it EVERYWHERE.
>school
>toilet
>all meals
>friend's houses
>church
>weddings
>funerals
>>258432927
>I have pointy ears
What?
>>258434169
He's Hylian.
I wore a Sega Michael Jackson Moonwalker t-shirt
>>258432927
>Pointy ears
Post if real so we can see just how pointy
me and my friend made up our own Final Fantasy characters and plot
we'd act it out using plastic cricket bats as swords
>be 7
>go to a face-painter at a party
>he offers to make me a ninja turtle
>tell him I want to be Link
>he never heard of him
>explain that he wears a green cap and has kind of a peach-colored face
>"I have orange, how about that?"
>Happily go the rest of the day with my face painted entirely orange
I was at the swimming pool with friends:
>I loved MM
>Loved the Zora playstyle
>Always thought how cool it was when you swam from neutral stance
>Zora Link does a somersault in the water and then shoots off like a torpedo
>Im in the water IRL
>Try the somersault
>Water rushes and floods inside my nasal cavity due to the somersault
>Stand upright and choke like a bitch
>Water and snot pouring and sliming out my nose
Anyone have the story about the anon who imitated Mario to the point of screaming "mama mia" when he broke his foot?
>>258432927
I literally threw a fit and cried when my cousin didn't let me use the Frog suit in SMB3 when I was 7.
Nothing. I was always self-aware and my parents were pretty strict and made sure I didn't do anything embarrassing.
I guess the biggest thing was on the playground I challenged a guy to a single card Pogeyman game and winner takes best card from the others collection.
I played a Haunter and he used Mr. Mime. Since we had no coin I said status effects were instant. I put him to sleep disabling pogeyman power and promptly beat and took his Blastoise holo.
Then just walked away.
Then I guess I have my video game friend (i.e. someone I only associated with at his house/online for vidya and only waved to in social situations) wore the Lunar pendent from Eternal Blue that you get with pre-order. He wore it through middle school and HS up to end of Jr. year.
>>258432927
I used to tell people that I've seen pokemon in real life
>>258435438
When I was in grade school I would tell my friends people in Japan worshiped pokemon
>>258435567
That's not a lie though
>used to replay the ending of metal gear solid over and over
I just loved beating liquid up on top of Rex
>>258433973
>funerals
One time I ran to the bus with my arms behind me.
>>258436739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdAQSLBXVRo
I don't tip.
>>258436739
I used to run with my arms firmly at my side, not moving...I did not have a fun middle school experience
I did the Naruto run once, you know the one. People were looking at me like what the fuck is this nigga doing, so I never did it again
>>258436854
>Cleaning gloves
>Not even red shoes
>that slow retarded running and tumbling
I once told someone my dad works at Nintendo.
>>258435928
Spoiler that shit.
>>258436854
W2C those nikes at the beginning?
>>258434415
MY OWN CLONE
Sometimes I actually do want to just stop existing from embarrassment.
I used to firmly believe that actual pokemon would travel through the link-cable when trading and I spend hours trying to unplug the cable at the right moment to see if the pokemon would fall out.
>>258437331
>>258437556
filtered
>>258432927
Show us your ears, Spock.
>>258437757
Fucking technology how does it work
>>258432927
So, this is one of those things
where, I read it... and I was like
>yeah, that's ok... kids whatever
but then the more I thought about it,
the more began to realizeOP is a faggot
>>258436854
You're telling me he didn't even have ONE black friend to play Shadow?
>>258437757
That's cute
>>258435119
Your cousin sounds like a fuckin bitch
When I was like twelve and got real mad with a videogame I'd take the disc out, place it in front of me, and begin a calm and collected discourse as to why the game in question had made me angry.
I broke Jak 2 like this. When I finished my speech I saw Jak's smug as fuck face in the game case and just slammed my fist down the disc almost instantly.
Shit broke.
>>258432927
i actually shed a tear playing vanilla WoW as a young pepe
i had just finished all the quests at razor hill for the first time and an orc NPC said "may your blades never dull"
i was both blown away at the thought of blizzard putting in more endearing one-liners for NPC's to say as you help them, as well as lost in thought of being cared for by my fellow orcs.
>>258434415
That's not cringeworthy unless you were in high school or something. Otherwise, that's just how kids play.
>>258434345
>>258437819
No, you guys are creepy.
>>258438851
whoa man...
>>258439165
What a boring prick
Ears or GTFO
>>258434415
Me and a friend had some shit called "soul dimension"
clear KH ripoff even though I'd never played it.
His character was a ripoff of Link even though Link was an actual characterhe once wanted me to look at him in the shower when we were like 8
Used to play zombies with an equally autistic fat friend.
We'd walk around moaning like zombies and trying to eat other kids turning them into zombies, as well as each other.
It was all well and good until we kept doing it in Highschool. No one wanted to play Zombies in highschool. ;_;
>>258436854
Thirty whole seconds of shoe tying.
>>258439339
Early form of autism at it's finest.
>>258439439
Where were all these gay horny little kids when I was little?
>>258438197
>Black could be anywhere
>>258432927
Ran like sonic
>loved mario as a kid
>even mained mario in super smash
> made my mom call me mario
>had an exam one day in kindergarten
>wrote mario instead of my first name
>threw the teacher on a wild goose chase trying to figure out who's paper it was
>she was pissed
>got a call home
>later that year my mom bought me a wario game for my gameboy
>we wario now
>another exam comes around in that same kindergarten class
>teacher gets all the papers handed out
>everything is silent
>raise my hand
>"yes anon?"
>"um, how do you spell wario?"
>"...just write your real name, anon."
>mfw
>>258439696
He wasn't gay anon, I know becausehe shot me down when I tried years later
>>258434582
She knew you were a fruit.
>>258440016
Oh, that's a shame
Sorry, bro
>>258440204
You might even say he wasan annoying orange.
>>258438851
>lecturing a video game
10/10
i used to take the same vydia magazine to school and talk about them to poor kids who couldnt afford to buy or play videogames ever.
I played Halo and thought it was good
>>258440623
You were an asshole.
>>258434625
Haha that reminds me.
I went to the coast, and you know how you can start swimming and bounce off the sand almost right at the beach in MM?
I tried that. With clothes on. At like three feet of water.
Not really too over the top, but I used to have such a mancrush on Jak from Jak 2. I used to always try to talk, walk, and just kind of carry myself like he does in the game cutscenes.
>Me and my friends played games of "Smash Bros" where we would all pretend to be our favorite Nintendo characters (I chose K. Rool) and went on adventures
>I'd watch Pokemon, Super Mario Bros Show, and the DKC cartoon whenever they were on
>I'd spend hours reading those Pokemon novels
It was a simpler time.
>>258438197
Asian is the next best thing
I used to pretend that computer AIs in video games were other people playing the game at the same time as me since I never had anyone to play with.
I used to run through the hallways in community college with my arms behind like sonic
Also used to take un eaten onion rings when I ate out and carry them to the parking lot and run in direct lines to collect them like sonic
>>258436854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCIUfek7y2M
Whenever I thought a girl was cute in school I'd say "damn babe I wanna fart through your butt."
>>258440658
I used to say Nintendo was gay and for little kids, even when I was a little kid. I'm genuinely embarrassed at how long it took for me to stop being such a faggot. I was 20 before I stopped being that kind of "gamer" for good. So many wasted years.
>>258439303
Not OP, but mine are pointy
>>258438197
yes, becayuse black fur = black skin
you are the dumbest asshole
>>258441598
>>258441539
To be fair, nintendo ever since the gamecube was released has been pretty kiddy. The problem with that logic is more thinking that kid's entertainment is necessarily inferior.
I also remember pretending being Sam Fischer
>>258432927
>>258434415
I don't know if it's cringeworthy or anything but I got into zelda and started fighting my friend with a wooden sword and shield. He got into Kingdom Hearts and started using a broadsword. This started in like third grade, later at about the point of fifth grade my shield finally got split in half from all the abuse. About that time I switched to a two handed weapon and he started taking Taekwondo. There was a day around seventh grade where I went at him with my sword and he had decided to use the same one he had for a few years, it was just another spar. I did manage to knock his sword out of his hand and across the yard that day though. Around sophomore year in high school I knew I was moving away and had been training some local kids along with my friend to use swords and such, my friend took three of us on with a broom handle and won.
Now I'm in college and I still use heavy ass blades with no problem, I guess I got a bit built and he's a fifth degree black belt. We still meet up and spar every now and then and it's all because of Zelda and Kingdom Hearts, is that cringeworthy?
>>258441743
>>258441598
Reveal to us the secrets of the fae! We'll be eternally grateful for the key to immortality that you elves hold.
Is playing metroid prime: hunters on the school bus in 7th grade cringeworthy?
These fucking black kids grabbed my ds and dropped it out of one of the windows, I was on the verge of tears.
>at a friends birthday party
>another kid brought over Goldeneye
>he leaves party early
>i live across the street basically
>i decide to take his copy of Goldeneye home
>plan was to give it back to him next day or whatever
>proceed to unlock tons of stuff he didn't have
>proceed to be called a theif by his mother
>give game back confused
>>258437712
Thanks for posting Nedroid. I always enjoy reading it.
>tfw looking back at all the "cool gamer shirts" you wore in high school
I used to try to bounce off walls like in titanfall
>>258442092
The elvish secret to immortality that I possess ishating video games.
Seriously though, it's pretty cool having elf ears.
>>258439984
>threw the teacher on a wild goose chase trying to figure out who's paper it was
Reminds me of the time we fucked with our 5th grade sub.
>have 5th grade sub
>she's foreign as fuck so she knows next to nothing about America
>she comes in and passes around a paper
>tells us to write our names down on the paper
>we all write retarded or vidya related names
>mfw she seriously read out loud "Hilf Munter"
>She eventually catches on and calls up the principle
>mfw he reads the list and loses his shit along with the class as well
>>258442359
>tfw hid your power level
>>258442205
why didn't u beat their black asses
>>258441598
>>258441743
Your handsome as fuck anon.No homo thou.
>>258442359
>tfw catholic highschool so couldn't wear cool gamer shirts
I'm still pretty pissed about it. How else am I going to let others know what I enjoy.
>>258442205
Nahh because some hooting niggnogs didn't understand your technology so they destroyed it.
>>258442546
>vidya-playan goober
>beating anyone's ass
You know why.
>>258442359
i feel bad... my parents got me videogame and ironic/snarky tshirts I never wore unless I was at home. Part of me wishes I appreciated them more, part of me is glad I had the good sense not to wear them in public.
I used to tell my mates I played blitz ball
I feel so fucking dumb now but I told them and because none of them had a ps2 so they belived me when I explained what blitz ball was
Shamefu dispray
>>258441518
I know, Cooper... I know. And I'm sorry.
>>258442546
I was way more out of shape than I am now and it was like 4 on 1
I managed to grow some balls somewhere down the line but yeah it was bad.
>>258434415
I did that too
>>258441689
that is exactly what it means
underneath pale fur is pale skin, underneath dark fur is often melanistic skin
>>258442546
>scrawny white kid vs. 2+ athletically superior black warriors
>>258442592
Aww, shucks anon.
I used to run like InuYasha.
>>258442205
This is the shit that causes school shootings
>>258443028
>what are polar bears
>>258434415
every kid has probably larped once in their lives.
only gets pathetic when you're older.
>>258443207
At first I thought this was someone I knew, but then I realized he was still autistic as fuck and wouldn't realize the error of his ways.
I made up entire video games I owned and would describe them to my friend and go through details about various levels. These games weren't even real. And I started because I swore my friend didn't actually own the games he told me about and was making up games but looking back I have no idea why I suspected him of making up fictional games that he had and my response of making up games was pretty stupid.
>>258443309
This is soon to be a legitimate question.
>>258441398
underrated post
>>258443047
>be short red-haired kid
>continually fight off black boys 2-3 years older than me
>eventually get jumped by crowd
>hit one in face with stick shredding his bottom lip
>also master pokemon card trader
>>258443207
I use to run like Sonic in 7th grade gym.
>>258443207
>tfw I used to innately act like InuYasha around this girl I like hoping she would catch my tsundere vibes
Why didn't someone kick my ass and let me know how much of a faggot I was being?
>>258438851
I'M GONNA KILL PRAXIS
I would put those magnet sticks that connect with little metal balls up my ass and pretend that I was cybernetic ally linked to a mewtwo that was controlling me in a human on human battle in the shower.
[Spoiler] I lost one of the sticks and pooped it out a few days later [/spoiler]
>that kid whofarted in class
PLEASE TELL ME YOU AREN'T THAT KID /v/
we used to RP in my backyard sometimes it was really gay now that i look back.
>in high school years ago, during lunch
>there's this ginger kid with pale skin and shit, stands out like a sore thumb due to low ginger count in that school
>there was also this other kid who screwed around constantly making sex jokes and shit
>funny kid runs up to ginger kid and tackles him
>they both hit the concrete ground pretty hard, funny kid says out of the blue "How big's yer dick?"
>the few people who were walking near him were laughing
>ginger gets up but funny kid pushes him over really hard and yells "WHAT'S YOUR DICK SIZE?!?!?"
>he gets suspended, forever known throughout the school as "Dick Dude"
>girls kept asking him how big his dick was and then laughing
>>258443028
what are polar bears
also, shadow's mouth area is furless and isn't black. which means
his skin isnt the same color as his fur
which means a light colored person wearing black makes sense cosplaying shadow, it doesn't need to be a black person
>>258443450
>tfw this is the last generation that will know about the North Pole
FuckingWar on Christmas.
>>258443047
I have a roomate with aspergers who I know from highschool that bit a black kid for calling him a "Retarded kid who just plays video games all day". They're friends now but for the longest time his nickname was "teef". Not Teeth like the things in your mouth but Teef.I saw the report from the school office and I shit you not the principle wrote "Autistic = biting" on it
>>258443542
Words can not describe how thankful I am that this generation is finally regretting its actions.
I fucked five dudes to promote my not-video game
>>258432927
Back when I was really young and didn't know how to read properly, I'd make up the dialogue for RPGs.
>>258436854
kek
>>258443572
Fucking phone Fucking up spoiler text
>>258442079
Look up boffer or its more cringe-worthy cousinlarping. Shit like this is pretty common, at least on college campuses or in some bigger places.
>>258432927
>"Hylian", which is a country in europe
>which is a country in europe
u wot.
>used to say struth because I heard it when I was playing ty the tasmanian tiger
>>258443587
I did once when I was in 6th grade. Was sick and I coughed and farted at the same time
>>258438851
You got lucky, imagine if that happened to a game worth playing.
>>258443572
>>258443707
Nope he fucked it up.
>>258443587
Inb4 that creepy kid's steam page that makes everybody feel like a child rapist
>>258443943
HE IS ME
>>258443587
you fucking know it
>it was story time in 4th grade
>we were sitting on that carpet that is really fucking hard
>i was sitting like number 53 in the pic in the back
>directed all the methan sulfur and posphorous my 9 year old ass coul muster at everyone
>ripped like 10 second long one then just laughed my way out of class as teacher was yelling at me to leave
>sat in the hall for like 30 minutes knowing everyone else had to sit in my stink
>literally laughed for 24 hours straight
still laugh some times when i think about it
>>258443587
>Implying all kids weren't that kid at one point
>>258443587
I farted so much in 4th grade apparently I don't remember but I farted so much the teacher actually got a vhs recording of it and sent it home for my parents to watch.
>>258444004
WAHT A TWIST
>>258438851
My older sister smashed a controller over my head when I beat her in mario party. At east you lost a disc and didn't get head trama
>>258432927
>"Hylian", which is a country in europe
Sure, whatever makes you Americans happy.
>>258443492
>be black kid
>have black group of friends
>at least 10 of us
>only own 2 bike among all of us
>used to horde everyone onto the 2 bikes and ride to the "rich" part of town
>dumb white kids would just leave their bike laying on the ground
>d-block em and then haul ass
>mfw each of us rode back home on our own bikes, some ever with 2
I regret nothing.
>>258438851
Anyone have the Captain Falcon salute story? I haven't seen it in years.
>>258444142
He means that he told his friends that Hylian was a country in Europe you idiot
I used to try to run like Tommy Vercetti.
>>258441235
are you me?
>>258444014
All through high school I would rip insane deadly corpse farts in our computer class. I recall the jocks across me talking about Halo 2 and bitching about San Andreas starring a black person. Nobody ever figured out it was me. But I did it many times in the class and got to watch everyone's disgusted faces and laughing about it.
>>258444089
FART NOISE
>>258444162
Oh wow
>>258441951
The problem with that logic is that today, kids don't want kiddy, they want FPS's set in Afghanistan.
>>258444142
Fuck I don't have the skills but someone should edit a map so there is an island between UK and Denmark that is the country of "Hylian".
>>258444147
>literally scum
Worthless nigger.
>>258437080
I did the Sora/Naruto arms way behind me once. Just once. Still get shit for it a decade later
>>258444147
>have black group of friends
>>at least 10 of us
>>only own 2 bike among all of us
>>used to horde everyone onto the 2 bikes and ride to the "rich" part of town
>>dumb white kids would just leave their bike laying on the ground
Yeah I used to jack scooters and break into cars. Good times.
>>258444015
>fart only once
>guy near me notices
>doesn't say anything
>doesn't yell "LMAAO ANON FARTED!!!"
We need more people like that in this planet
>>258444014
>Being the kid that got off on farting in class
>>258437712
I've found the best way to drown out the embarrassment from stupid kid shit I've done is to remember stupid shit other kids did.
Zora coast man here. If I've had a rough day I will take a bath while thinking of the Coffee Break song in Earthbound. Works great.
>>258443587
Fucking shit. In 8th grade there was a kid who farted in class every single day. He would always laugh and we would always get pissed. He made it his thing. Every day the same period he would let out a fart. Everyone hated him. I remember later near the end of the year he was feeling bad about having no friends and grabbed a sharpened pencil and tried to cut his wrists in the middle of another class.
>>258444162
Did...did you make that just now?
>>258444196
I am not familiar with this story, but I am intrigued...
>>258444142
You're a fuckin idiot.
>>258444401
Sad. Which leaves nintendo being in the genre of kidlike games that no kid has anymore. Appeals to a strange type of gamer, which includes me.
>>258444431
Enjoy walking to the corner store faggot. I think me and my boys are gonna ride up to 7/11 and grab some mixed slushies.
>>258444493
You're a modern day genius, I just tested it and it works.
>Maybe '97 or '98
>Had original Warcraft Battle Chest (before Battle.net)
>Bought Playstation/Saturn WC2 strategy guide (same missions)
>Brought strategy guide to school
>Read during recess with fellow idiot
>Told classmates I was casting Polymorph on them, refused to elaborate
To this day, I tell myself no one heard me, or no one remembers.
>>258441743
I can tell that's from surgery, you complete queer.
>>258444162
I used to wear funny underwear on penis inspection day so the principal would chuckle.
Later I realized I was actually getting molested.
He was such a jokester, that guy!
>>258444562
Yeah. His story was particularly funny to me.
>>258444562
I think so. That anon is amazing.
>>258432927
Me and some friends used to run around elementary school pretending we were dragon ball characters
>>258444739
>grab
You mean steal.
Enjoy getting raped in prison, fuckboy.
>>258442079
that's actually pretty sick, mane
I used to throw shoes at my PS1.But that's because the CD drive was failing and hitting the console made it read the disc. And my hands were already sore from hitting it.Still kinda cringeworthy seeing a kid hitting his console.
>>258444867
Oh that whacky principal.
>>258444781
Thanks anon, glad I could help.
>>258444918
>implying anyone can catch me on my new hummer bike
>>258444493
Thank you. How have I not thought of this. You are a true hero.
>>258441004
he did have a certain swagger
>>258435232
I wore that pendant to middle school for like two days before I realised it was gay as shitat least I realised it on my own
>I took the japanese class
>>258444162
>those tears welling up
10/10 it's adorable.
>>258444887
Kudos
>>258432927
Not what I did but my friend used to cosplay as girl characters in vidya.
He doens't do it as much now but he still can pull it off well.
He did tomoko in an anime convention recently.
he's really short and skinny and has long black hair so it fit him perfectly lol
>>258444860
Oh, fuck I wish. So many fucking people come up to me at school or cons or shit and ask, "Oh my god, where'd you get that done?!"
I can't prove it, but honest. 100% natural
>>258445009
He really knew how to make me feel like I mattered while molesting me at the same time. That takes skill. I use some of his tactics to this day.
>>258441398
What in the fuck man.
Me, my sister, and her friend that my mom used to babysit when we were all like 7-9 used to RP Pokemon to the point where we would keep track of levels and everything we caught and I always had to play the part of the wild Pokemon and hid in the woods and jumped out at them.
We had the Gen 1 guidebook and actually kept track of levels and what moves each one had and had a whiteboard to keep track of health that was just kind of guessing for the most part.
One day when they completely colored me dark blueyes, I was nakedso I could be Poliwrath I put a shitton of bubble bath mix on our trampoline and put a sprinkler underneath it and proceeded to try to "surf" towards my sister (I should also say that we had one of those huge circular tents that you can put on the trampoline).
The entire tent filled up with bubbles and my autism made me scream "HYDRO PUMP" and jump out towards where I thought my sister and her friend were, letting me naked tackle themthey were also naked, mind youand busting a gigantic hole in the tent from which a torrent of bubbles spewed forth onto the grass, followed by 2 naked 8 year old girls and a naked, blue me.
The mother of our friend never let her come over again and me and my sister weren't allowed to share a bunk bed anymore.This was my first sexual experience.
>>258434415
My friend and I had an intense mock Dragon Ball Z battle once. At school.We were 15.People saw.
>>258440658
but it is.
>3rd grade
>get a n64 game the day before halloween with a fuckton of skeletons in them
>get terrified of skeletons
>next day at school
>supposed to wear halloween costume to school so i wear my super cool gorilla suit
>some kid was wearing a fucking skeleton costume
>try to avoid looking at him as much as possible
>succeed until he decides to sit right across from me at lunch for no reason
>he starts stuffing his faggot skeleton ass face with baked beans
>blow chunks inside my gorilla mask so much that it fucking overflows and vomit leaks out the eye holes and covers the whole table
>get sent home
i love skeletons now though so its chill
>>258445245
You posted this before in the cosplay thread a few days back.
>>258443587
>High school
>be class president
>smaller school (70sh in my class)
>class meeting in cafeteria
>some fag talking about gowns, class rings, etc.
>doze off from all dat gaymen i did the night before
>awake when someone nudges me as apparently the guy was trying to talk directly at me
>wake up in a fright
>rip a loud fart at the same time
>everyone laughs
>>258444085
>Be parent
>Receive VHS from your child's teacher in the mail
>'I wonder what this could be'
>Just a video of your kid farting
I would call the fucking cops
>>258441004
Reminds me of when I first Played Assassins Creed brotherhood tried imitating his walk and would wear my hoodie pretending to be an Assassin
Was in highschool didnt give a fuck what people thought.
To bad the game is made for casual cunts and gurl gamers now days
>>258442730
>catholic highschool
This was an interesting feel. Mot of the kids were Indian so it was really weird because only a few of them were actual Christians.
>>258436854
>Gotta go slightly above walking speed!
>>258445393
really?
What did I say then?
I don't remember posting this ever
>Be 10, playing in room with a bathroom
>Little bro claims he saw a shadow figure close the door behind him when he exited the bathroom
>Thought nothing of it
>Few hours pass, get out from piss break to resume playing metal gear solid 2
>That moment where the colonel glitches out on you and tells you to shut the game off
>"Yeah right"
>Suddenly bathroom door knob just violently starts turning on itself
>Turn off the fucking game and run to the living room like mad
To this day I still wonder what the fuck that was
>>258443587
When I was in second grade in gym class I farted while the gym teacher was talking and he stopped and asked sarcastically if I needed to go to the nurse. He was pretty mad.
Then again in highschool we were running laps around the gym and of course I'm some chubby fuck who plays too many video games so I'm the slowest one. I tried my best but I just couldn't hold it in while running and it was a big gym so it reverberated and everyone knew it was me. There was a lot of laughing while I was still trying to run and hold in more farts and not cry all at the same time.
>Used to clap my hands together and touch things, pretending to transmute shit like in Full Metal Alchemist
>Parents see me doing it, think I have autism or something
>Continue doing it despite them asking me to stop
>Eventually they take me to the doctor
>Mom is crying
>Doctor diagnoses me withAmericancer
Running with arms behind back like Sonic back in elementary school. That one time I did it in public sure taught me a lesson.
>>258444147
underrated post
>Grandma used to work at movie theater
>Sometimes a movie would come in that Christians didn't like
>They would start protesting outside
>Manager started filming to send to corporate
>I was 12 years old
>I stand beside camera guy and yell "WELL, YA KNOW WHAT I THINK?" and rip the biggest fart I've ever done
>mfw he still had to send it to corporate
>>258434169
He's Hylian ya dingus.
>>258443587
I had a friend who was in another homeroom. One morning while we were going to other classes, everyone in their homeroom was outside of the class, except for my friend. He apparently ripped a really bad one, and had him sit in the room by himself. I felt really bad for him.
Another kid who isn't my friend would rip farts all the time. He ate beans constantly at home, and they made my nostrils sting especially when I had a cold or something.
>>258443492
Pat is that you.
I went and played video games with this friend of mine. Eventually we got bored and decided to do our own story with his sister's pet mice. We held the mice and had them jump around stuff like platformers. We even tied a rope to one and swung it around over our heads and then tied the other end to the ceiling fan to make it be in a rocket ship. Then we got bored and played catch with them. Eventually their backs broke and they were left as just little twitching mice, so we put them back in their cages hoping they would get better or his sister wouldn't notice her pets had broken backs and lied there twitching their legs. We got in trouble when his family came home because they did notice that mice don't normally do that and I wasn't allowed to visit anymore.
>>258445110
good one.
>>258445860
>WELL, YA KNOW WHAT I THINK?
Holy fucking shit, I can't stop laughing
>>258443587
Post the rest. The awkward hug is hilarious
>tfw boring kid/childhood
>come home from school
>do homework
>vidya
>shower
>dinner
>bed
That was pretty much my entire life up until about 4 or 5 years ago. At least I stay outta trouble and was never diagnosed with fany patties.
>>258432927
There was a girl who I liked and if you guys ever played an rpg you know how people cross their arms or wave their hand around when they talk and do some stupid anime expression like HUH? and widen your eyes
well I was talking to this girl I liked and we were getting along until I started acting like a jrpg character.
fuck.
>Sleepover with cousins
>Me and one of them are in a tent we set up in his bedroom
>Other cousin is outside watching wrastling
>Cousin in tent tells me how he watched his parents porn video where a guy fucks the girl in the ass
>He wants to fuck my ass
>All I want is to just get naked and swordfight
>He said that getting naked was weird
>I finally give in and bend over, his penis just touches my anus, no penetration
>He pulls back and said he was done
>Annoyed that I had to do that and he wouldn't get nude with me
>We ask kid in tent to join us, he starts sobbing because he forgot his Scooby Doo VHS at home
And now whenever I see a rape scene on TV I get shivers and feel sick. It was either this incident (even though it wasn't traumatizing at all), or I repressed some other memory. Too embarrassed to tell my shrink that my cousin almost fucked my butt
>>258443587
I farted in 4th grade while we were playing a silent game. Classroom is completely quiet and I let out the loudest fart of my life. Everyone starts laughing and I try to play it off
>i-it was my mouth guys, cmon
Luckily everyone forgot about it by like 2 weeks later and no one wanted to make fun of me since I was the best kickball player on the playground.
>>258445860
ahahahahaha what the fuck
>>258446275
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
>>258434415
I did the same thing, I never even played the games, I just watched my older brother play FF7 and FF8 a lot.
One time I was at my sister's gynmastics practice and one of the kids who I befriended were playing "Final Fantasy" where we would do the victory dances over and over, and after a while I would say "ok now get in me and we'll go to the next town"
all the adults would snicker and I didn't figure out why until my mom brought it up when I was like 12.
>>258442384
>itt cringeworthy stuff you did as a kid when you were younger
>when you were younger
>titanfall
>>258446145
Holy shit you're a fucking monster. Kill yourself.
>>258446425
>and after a while I would say "ok now get in me and we'll go to the next town"
I'm fuckin dyin, man.
>>258446318
>needs therapy for ALMOST getting fucked in the ass
>meanwhile my uncle fucked my shota ass raw daily and to this day I am indifferent on the incident
I used to make up my own pokemon games. I would outline all the gym leaders, what types they were, usually trying to come up with a pun for their names based on their types, what pokemon they used and what levels.
I even came up with original HMs like invisibility that you could use to sneak past guards and shit.
The plots were usually the same--centered around team rocket creating a device that would destroy all pokemon and you had to track them down and stop them. Final boss was usually Mewtwo or Mewthree
>>258446312
I once went on a date with a girl once and treated it like she was playing a dating sim. I would start a sentence like "Where do you want to eat?" Then I would freeze in place and say 1 Mexican food 2. Italian etc. She would then chose an option and we would go on about the date with her choices doing the same. She had fun and really liked it. Still dating too.
My friends and I used to go on their trampoline and make up our own DBZ characters and moves and spend like 2 hours describing in detail what we look like and what our moves did and then just plop down and not even fucking do anything for like 3 more hours and then I would just go home.
Also, we would always play yugioh and beyblades and all that shit. Beyblades was fun cuz it was all just random chance but yugioh was fucking crazy one of them would get so pissed and ragequit all the time. I also used to steal little packs of cards from walmart and target. I would open them in the store and just stuff em in my pocket.
>kindergarten
>storytime right before naptime
>bored of story
>start rubbing my head against the rug
>I don't know I was like 4 or 5
>start rubbing my forehead against the rug faster and faster
>like really fucking fast
>eventually stop because my forehead is burning
>teacher (and my mom) come over
>whole forehead is black from a bruise
>miss naptime
>>258446145
>>258446145
Kill yourself
>>258445860
That's awesome and hilarious. I would love to have a video of me doing some shit like that.
>>258443587
>Farting in a crowded university class.
>It's one of those that have the stench of death.
>>258445860
>>258444142
Congratulations! Biggest retard in the thread goes to you!
>>258444085
I hope you still have it.
>>258443587
Ya caught me.
>>258442408
Fucking faggots i went to school with would have immediately told the teacher and picked on you for the rest of the year. Luckily there were kids that did way dumber stuff than me.
>>258446312
sauce is eager blowjobber, something like that
>>258436854
>You're asking for it
>>258434415
makebelieve is hardly cringeworthy, anon.
>>258444162
kek
>>258445860
Thank you based skelington
>>258435113
You mean this?
>>258445383
To be this much of a pussy...
Truly, you man never be a man.
>>258446145
Damn that's fucked up. Kill yourself, asshole.
>>258446839
I'm a kindergarten teacher and I have kids who do this shit ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I cannot for the life of me understand why. Just fucking why. Like it's gotten to the point where I just let them fuck their foreheads up because I'm tried of stopping what I'm doing to lecture them.
>>258445245
You look like Rose? That's pretty hot.
>Be 3
>Didn't know how to wipe my ass
>Grab my shit stained underwear and wave it in the air
>"MOMMA! HELP!!!! WIPE MY ASSSSSSSSS!"
>It's on a VHS tape somewhere
>>258447138
i hope mister rogers make believes your ass
>>258443323
I wanted to larp when i was in middle school and high school, my faggot dad thought it was gay and wanted me to play football so i failed 6th grade to spite him.
just some guy named vikron that said he has a camera in his eye and he belonged to an under the surface pokemon club in japan which installed the camera. anyways traded his ass a holo first edition charizard and the legendary bird holos for a holo erica trainer. Felt good man
>>258445256
Why would you be proud of a feature that looks ugly,stupid and gay all at the same time?
>>258445383There's a skeletoninside you anon.
>>258442830
I don't get the not wearing videogame shirts thing. At least where I am, literally no one caresor I'm not attractive enough for anyone to notice me.
>>258447389
>believing fairy tales
>>258447314
Boredom. The rug is comfy. Resting your head on pillows is comfy. Therefore resting your head on the rug should be double comfy. And if you rub it on the rug, it'll be quadruple comfy.
At least I think that was my logic of it.
>>258447387
I don't know, your mom kept you didn't she? Ask her.
I still hum Snake Eater when I climb really tall ladders.
>>258447214
Yeah, that's the one. Thanks.
>>258447528
How often do you do that, anon?
