why is she so perfect?
because she is irrelevant
>>258236045
who is that demon semen?
Why did we get worst sage over Nabooru?
literally who?
>>258236045
1) Haughty, yet noble tsundere fish princess.
2) Zoras are the best Zelda species.
>>258236045
>>258236045
now explain to me why she has boobs when Zora's lay eggs
>>258236045
Because she's loyal and made out of sex.
>>258236045
How the fuck would you have kids with her? Does she just lay a bunch of eggs and then you come by and jack off on to them?
Zant definitely has the most interesting looking moveset in the game. It seems like the only one that actually uses different moves in the same chain depeding on button inputs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeatR4jmG9M
fucking race traitor scum
>>258238902
internal fertilization
>>258238848
Ballast
>>258236045
>Ganondorf doesn't have a moveset where he turns into Ganon
People still pay attention to this game?
FISH TITS
because she is not real and can never look at you with the disgust and pity that you inspire within human females
Honestly whoever has been designing the females for the past few Nintendo related games has an armpit fetish.
And I thank them dearly.
Still waiting on that gangbang image of the Great Fairy.
>>258239306
CARLOS
>>258239336
I don't mean to step on your fetish but that doesn't look like a anatomically sensible armpit at all.
loli > adult
>>258238712
How is she tsundere? As a kid she damn near commits sexual assault. Or was she in another game I missed and behaved differently?
>>258239765
No GTFO you filthy pedo.
>>258239902
That was the dere. After an hour of being insulting and condescending. Or for lack of a better word; tsun.
>>258236045
Probably because she's made up!
>>258240221
Eh, she didn't strike me as insulting, just...royal.
>>258239951
>>258241080
I wish all people like you would fucking die.
>>258240951
>>258236045
I wonder what kind of alt costumes she'll have.
>>258239015
You know, for all the things this game missed the mark on, I gotta give props for what it did right.
That right there is pretty much everything I would want or expect from a Zant moveset.
His and Ghirahim's. Very satisfied with how they both turned out.
>>258241283
I imagine that, as an aquatic species, zora would probably wear waterproofed clothing that superficially resembles stylized swimsuits.
>>258239306
kek
>>258242737
oh the feel of touching a woman
ded thred
>>258240814
We met the other princess before her though. She sure as shit didn't expect to be carried, and I honestly doubt Ruto typically expects that of her subjects.
>>258243487
>oh the feel of touching a *dolphin
Fixed.
>>258238379
>demyn semyn
top teir band name
She is cute as fuck and into vore. I used to get extremely turned on by her being in Jabu-Jabu's belly when I was a kid, and now I understand why.
>>258246116
wouldn't mind any skin contact of anything female right now
tfw you accidently bite into Ruto's titties because she tastes like sushi
>>258236045
...Fishtits.
>>258238270
This
>>258238848
Platypuses and echidnas say hi.
>>258239152
that's a good funny. the webm that is, your joke was a 4/10
>>258246928
Fishboobs are best boobs.
>>258247165
neither have breasts
>>258247747
>Bags of milk
>Not breasts
>>258248034
>implying Ruto's tits are anything other than flesh
>>258236045
Does she like fishsticks?
>>258248154
We will never know, Anon. And that saddens me.
>>258248235
>>258248292
Is that a yes? Or...
>>258248434
pathetic
>>258248538
I think you're forgetting someone...
>>258236045
>flesh bra
>>258236045
>yfw her eyes are the purpre things on the side of her head.
>her "eyes" are just weird gills
>>258249182
only one way around it
![139883507549[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fNAhCJb.png "139883507549[1].png")
>>258236045
Well, she WAS perfect... until they ruined her on the 3DS.
>>258236790
Ruto, why are you wearing glasses there? Those aren't even your real eyes.
>>258249136
nope
>>258249846
I miss strong Ruto
>>258249846
She looked like a man.
>>258249539
what the hell is that?
>>258241160
>complaining about loli
>on 4chan
can zoras crossbreed like and with mammals?
>>258249517
>>258249998
Why do people think this again? Just give me like 4 sentences why I'm not supposed to think they're jewelry and why no other Zora has them.
>>258249846
Her frame looks a little too manly in the N64.
Face wise, I get why someone could prefer the N64 version, Though I kinda like the tsundere look from the 3DS.
Looks kinda like...
>>258250339
Have you never seen a potato peeler before?
>>258236045
Why does she have breasts? She's a fish.
They could just be vestigial organs, or maybe Zoras are like Platypus'; they lay eggs, but also nurse young? Or maybe they're like camel humps, storing water in the event she has to go somewhere lacking in it?
>>258250594
I don't know; why do mermaids have tits?
Aquatic mammals don't nurse young; they just spray edible goo
>>258250394
>face that just plain looks better made
>face expression is more devious
>body strong like a swimmer
>hydrodynamic body with no bullshit scale bra/suit that makes no goddamn sense
There are many reasons to prefer N64 Ruto.
What about 3DS Ruto's face is tsundere, though? They made her irises gigantic so she'd look more cutesy and anime. I wonder if you even know what tsundere means.
>>258250946
>why do mermaids have tits?
To seduce sailors into swimming out to them so they can be taken underwater and fed to the mermaid's family.
>>258250946
Because they were made up by drunk, horny sailors looking at Manatees.
>>258250594
They just designed her to look more human so she could just be a race of fantasy people or some shit.Or they sense water currents so she can swim better.
>>258250569
I was asking what the pic was, faggot.
>>258251020
>I wonder if you even know what tsundere means.
Lets hear it then anon, What do you think a tsundere is and what kind of face do you think she is making?
>>258251257
Nigger, that is a potato peeler.
>>258251373
It's like a big wave, innit?
>>258250594
What we know of entimology in the Zelda series literally boils down to "the gods chose to....". So since the Gods of Hyrule are actually Goddesses; that judging by OOT do themselves have tits? It would sort of makes sense that the good and godfearing races would have women built in their image.
That being the case I'm pretty sure they're vestigial.
>>258251457
was the first guy implying Ruto's bra should be peeled off, then?
>>258251373
A tsundere face is more embarrassed or slightly angry. Ruto 3DS just has giant cute anime eyes. Ruto N64 has the eyes of a devious seductress (especially when combined witht that smile), which fit her attempts to seduce Link ever since they got engaged.
>>258251529
>>258250339
confirmed samefag
two people can't be like this
>>258251753
Yeah, it's called a joke.
And you know what potato peelers can be used to peel?_Apples_
>>258251827
>A tsundere face is more embarrassed or slightly angry
Slightly angry? Do you mean like the face she is making in the 3DS version?
![princess_ruto_by_mystery_zelda-d498vnm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ndtC59j.jpg "princess_ruto_by_mystery_zelda-d498vnm[1].jpg")
>>258251753
Yes. In reality Ruto's body should look more like this (ignore the disgusting face). A smooth singular surface with protrusions that suggest breasts. But instead they made her body just make no fucking sense at all.
>>258252141
Are you actually autistic? That face isn't remotely angry. NEITHER of them are, nor should they be. Ruto is only tsundere as a child. Once she becomes engaged to Link she becomes very open about wanting to marry him, and that continues to when you see her as an adult.
>>258238902
Cloaca.
>>258250393
i always thought they were fake eyes like killer whale white spots to protect from attack.
I imagine that bulb on her head is just dead fish skin than can regenerate to protect the rest of her
>>258252053
>not using an Apple peeler
>>258238902
Yes. That's how fish do it.
>>258249846
Face and body look better I just wish they didn't give her the stupid bra and then she would be perfect.
Thank god they fixed her jew nose though
>>258252548
At least I'm not a peeler dual-wielding scrub.
>>258252402
Are you actually autistic?
So tell me, What kind of face would you call that?
>>258252838
It's actually pretty blank. She's not even smiling or frowning. She's just looking forward blankly.
>>258239152
What does Rutobutt feel like?
>>258253705
Soft, cold and slightly damp. Your fingers sink into the flesh.
>>258253705
>not wanting to know what Piper's milf butt feels like
>>258238902
FISH
HANDJOB
>>258253705
Like a dolphin.
So, the character roster is shit.
>But DLC!
It's just gonna be Cia, Valga and Wizzro. You really think we'll get more than that? Fuck them for not adding all the Sages, putting in Agitha of all people and their OC who took moves from Rauru and Saria. That is my only major problem with this game.
Sad part is, I'll still obligated to buy it because Zelda Wii U is likely to become Skyward Sword 2.0. The visual style is even almost the same.
>>258254282
Hyrule Warriors 2 will have dozens of characters, some from every single game.
>>258238902
>Link and Ruto get some alone time
>"Now we commence the mating ritual"
>Ruto takes a huge slimy dump on the ground
>The slimy blue pile is her eggs
>Link removes his tunic, bends his knees and begins working his dick like no other
>Link's furious jacking off causes him to grunt as if he were side-jumping
>Ruto only watches, encouraging him
>"Yes! Your seed will begin the cycle of a new generation!"
>Link just jizzes all over the pile
>Ruto approaches it and mixes the jizz and eggs together with her hands
>>258254537
>Wii U2 exclusive
>>258254815
>Wii U2
Sunny Bono announced playable
>>258254537
>some from every single game
Oooooh It's Dark Link from Zelda 2 you guys. Seriously!!!
>>258254721
>implying she wouldn't assist with the utmost passion
Heartwarming.
>>258238902
>Implying Zora's don't reproduce like mammals and then shoot eggs out of their vaginas.
>>258254537
Don't write a check you can't cash.
I don't expect Nintendo to allow them a second game. And don't point out the other crossover titles, this is different from the others.
>>258239095
>>258252436
>>258255380
What would you do if it wasn't like that? Do you draw the line there?
![loz_001b[1].png___SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=131707220.png](https://i.imgur.com/LoxcpyM.png "loz_001b[1].png___SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=131707220.png")
>>258255085
>not wanting to play as the old man from Zelda 1
>those flames orbit around you and are used to attack enemies near and far
>Musou is all the swords from Zelda 1 come out and are used to attack enemies around the old man
Why would you not want this?
>>258255742
I can dream, though. I'm hoping it sells well enough to encourage a sequel.
>>258255085
>>258256342
I'm 100% serious here; I'd like to see a difference made between Dark Link and Link's Shadow.
I mean just for the sake of the game; Dark Link being a discrete personification of Link with evilpower or whatever. But the "Shadow" being a nonpreset mirror match for any character that happens across the field that they're set in.
>>258256257
so did that flash die?
>>258256950nicei can't stand jerky animations
>>258256719
it was very painful.
>>258256701
>giving a shit about Dark Link's lore
Go back to deviantart/fanfiction.net
>>258257370
I'm almost positive I just explained why I care for gameplay's sake.
>>258256701
Link's Shadow was made with a magic mirror, so there can be lots of them, while Dark Link is always made by Link himself, facing his own darkness. So, in a HW, we should be getting Dark Link, and Dark Link would summon Link's Shadows to attack.
>>258257370
>bitching someone out for caring about an aspect of the lore
>in a thread hosting a discussion of zora reproduction
I think you may be in the wrong place.
>>258256719
>>258258068neatconsensual loving vanilla intercourse > rape though
>>258257971
This whole thread could've been about potato peelers, but nooooooo!
Video games.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcfD3YnLE6c
>>258241160
But Ruto pictures by that artist are some of the only acceptable images to post.
>>258236045
>>258258241
So, can Hylians and Zora breed? I'd like to have a half Zora Link for a change. The Zora parts were great in MM.
>>258258509
>So, can Hylians and Zora breed?
Maybe. The various species of Hyrule rarely interact with each other as it is.
>I'd like to have a half Zora Link for a change.
Seconded. I'd love a whole game designed around a zora protagonist. That was so much fun.
>>258258954
>Beach hub world
>Night time
>Like Likes everywhere
>>258258509
>>258258954
I'm just going to go on the record and say even the laymen generally knows you can't crossbreed outside of a Genus. Even if they don't know what that is. Much less a Phylum.
>>258259451
And they were HUGE and could live underwater.
Those things were legitimately unsettling.
>>258259451
>dat music
http://youtu.be/J1TkKA4jSi0
>>258252179
Wow, her face is exactly the wrong shape for that character.
>>258259697
Dunno, they're humanoid and pretty dolphin-like. And the female ones have boobs, so I'm sure you can overlook that.
>>258259697
Well, yes. But do keep in mind that the zora eventually evolve into the rito after the world floods. Because turning into birds instead of adapting to salt/fresh water makes hella sense!
Standard rules of biology don't mean jack shit in Hyrule.
>>258259742
The worst part was the way they slowly creeped towards you,and then stretching closer.
>>258260328
It wasn't really evolution. The gods just changed them with magic to keep them out of the ocean.
>>258260206
They have scales and their closest relatives are more or less large-mouth bass
>>258260328
That wasn't evolution. That was a case of divine intervention. I don't think the gods are going to come down when you're sticking your dick in something not designed for it and say YES THIS PLEASES US HAVE A BROOD!!!
Nevermind that Link's parentage have a 100% fatality rate.
>>258260328
>adapting to salt/fresh water
But they already live in both salt and fresh water.
That was a really fucking stupid thing to do anyway, and one of the reasons I dislike WW.
>World is flooded
>No Zora kingdom
>No Zora whatever to allow you to swim fast and dive
>No underwater exploration nor anything, other than the castle
Seriously, fuck whoever thought that was a good idea.
>>258261056
This. I enjoyed WW for what it is, but it wasted way too many opportunities.
I mean, come on, the whole premise is that the world has been flooded, and THIS is the game you leave out the zora? And there's no going underwater. Fuck off.
>>258250946
Fish bukkake their young?
That's amazing.
>>258262293
No, not fish, orcas and whales
>>258239152
Seriously no breat physics or am I seeing things? Fuck it, gimme either Kasumi, Ayane or Momoiji for HW.
>>258263123
No jigglephysics when she's carried.
Her titties do bounce when she summons the water.
>>258254102
FISH
BLOWJOB
Is there a rip of that music that plays during Ruto's reveal trailer yet?
>>258264005
FISH
PUSSYJOB
>>258264096
You'd think some ffshrine faggot would be all over it seeing as there's a sound test.
>>258236790
>>258265130
>there's a sound test
There's no excuse then. That song is like an auditory blowjob, dammit.
>>258250393
>>258250393
>not realizing her design is based on the most retarded oceanic creature
http://www.gamerheadlines.com/2014/07/creepy-hyrule-warriors-video-introducing-ruto-trailer/
>they don't understand it's Link carrying her
>>258266648
Gaming journalism at its finest. That fucking retard hasn't even played OoT? Are you fucking kidding me?
>>258266648
You wanna give us a pastebin so that we're not giving him pageviews?
>>258261013
That sounds exactly like what the goddesses would do, though.
>>258260506
that's pretty hot
>>258261013
>YES THIS PLEASES US HAVE A BROOD!!!
That's fucking hilarious though. That frankly SHOULD happen.
