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What's his problem?
He makes video games.
>>258148972
Backwards aging
>>258148972
Is that his father?
>>258148972
Ridleyfag tears reverse his aging
>>258149365
Like Araki?
The smile is gone.
The 1993 one reminds me of that picture with the Jap dude biting a bell pepper or whatever the fuck it is, I don't remember
>>258148972
gone is his smile, his youth and vigor, from the time he made Kirby.
now he's older, tired, and has to deal with the Smash fanbase.
>>258148972
he looks younger.
Decades of making toony, cutesy, children's games have jaded him.
>>258148972
PILLER MEN
>>258151246
>his youth
he looks younger now.
he's also much more happier now that he's not pressured like he was when he worked at HAL, he himself said he hated working there which was during the time the picture of the right was taken, he left the company in 2003 after getting tired of their shit.
People who make good games seem to age backwards.
Kamiya
Kojima
Sakurai
>>258148972
bottox shots and makeup
>>258151210
iron chef? come on anon
>>258148972
The tears of his fans keep him youthful.
>>258151745
he looked like daigo.
Huh
>>258151745
>far left
Wow.
>>258151745
Kojima confirmed for Benjamin Button
>>258151745
4>1=3>2
>>258151569
>left HAL because he was tired of the constant sequels
>is currently on his fourth Smash Bros game
I like Sakurai, but this seems silly.
>>258151745
Japanese men just age oddly, it's in their genes. Kind of like how Russian women are really hot right up until they turn 40 and they suddenly morph into hideous beasts.
>>258151745
His ruses sustain him.
>>258148972
He's japanese. They're all time travelers.
>>258152438
women work weird too
>>258148972
>>258152383
Skin bleaching.
>>258152438
why you no like the babooshka?
>>258152383
37>44>42=23>29>19
He's immortal, just like Keanu Reaves, Nicholas Cage, and Hirohiko Araki
>>258148972
He wants to join a boy band.
>>258151745
>that #2
Holy shit. Kojima's a hunk with a beard.
>>258152793
The fuck is up with the first row? Araki was secretly Mona AND Ra this whole time?
>>258152939
You didn't know?
>>258152438
Anybody have the picture of the Japanese news reporter getting gray hair?
>>258152758
Is 44 and looks like he's in his 20s.
Japs have god tier diets.
>>258152793
I genuinely believe Keanu Reaves is immortal, mostly because if I'm right I can say I told you so and if I'm wrong nothing happens.
>>258152793
Then you get someone like Tomino who gets old, and then kind of stays that way.
>>258153101
You'd look like an idiot
>>258153036
Too many wrinkles to play it off. I don't know why, but 42 looks a bit trashier.
>>258153036
That only makes sense for Sakurai. This is what Sakurai has for breakfast. Kojima eats hamburgers and sausages every day.
>>258153216
>>258153575
did he eat a banana with a spoon?
>>258153612
Does he have LESS wrinkles in the older picture?
>>258153575
What is that stuff in the bowl? It looks tasty
>>258151850
this looks obnoxious as hell but i fucking love it
>>258153575
delicioso
>>258153728
I'm always eating a banana or a pie with a fork.
>>258148972
sex change surgery and sushi.
he rejuvenates himself with the tears of the heartbroken, he collects millions of gallons every time he deconfirms a smash character
>>258153612
He kinda looked like col. Sanders from kfc. I bet if there's a live action movie about kfc, Connery would be chosen for for the role of col. Kfc.
>>258151850
That lady looks like Jimmy Oniishi or Fujiwara from Gaki no Tsukai.
>>258153806
Less wrinkles, because even though you hit max level, your gear consistently gets betterunless you're shitAnd Sean Connery is by no means shit
I'm worried Sakurai is going to ruin his natural youth with plastic surgery. Another Japanese guy around his age, Hyde, looked the same from 1993-2009 and then out of nowhere turned into an old man with too much plastic surgery.
>>258153575
>Kojima eats hamburgers and sausages every day.
And it's starting to show.
He's killing his immortality.
Sakurai botoxes and bleaches.
>>258154138
>sakurai was black all along
>>258152383
>yfw imagining Sakurai with facial hair
>>258154135
Oh god.
Kojima pls, go back to rice. We need you around for games not Metal Gaer.
>>258154135
>Kojima will die in your lifetime
;_;
>>258154643
not if i die first!
>>258154135
Kojima-san needs the burgers and sausages to hit his protein and other macro intake for his bulk. He's easily more fit then the other developers and could fuck them up with out so much as a single issue.
>>258154135
He's getting old. It's only a matter of time before his company decides on cloning him to preserve his iconic existence as the one who saves gaming.
>>258154734
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
>>258148972
Sometime in 2000 he gained immortality.
>>258154643
Are veggie burgers bad for you?
>>258153101
If you're wrong the fucker dies and everyone calls you a fucking idiot.
>>258148972
He rejected his humanity.
>>258154643
>you will die in Kojima's lifetime
>>258155325
>you will die
kill me now
>>258148972
He wants to fuck the chick that voices kirby but he's too shy to confess his feelings to her. You know who I'm talking about, the girl that people tried to claim was his daughter in that picture of nintendo execs daughters
>>258148972
Remember the Japanese guy from Heroes? Yeah, he wasn't special. All Japanese people can do that
>>258154643
He's too ameriboo to live healthy ;_;
>>258154643
Kojima is such a fucking westaboo. I legitimately believe that if Kojima was presented the chance to be reborn as an American he'd take it.
>>258155621
you wouldn't?
>>258155621
their culture is far superior. fucking faggot
>>258155621
>>258151745
2>1>4>3
>>258155621
What a faggot. If there's a chance for me to be reborn as a Japanese, i would do it in a heartbeat. That dude don't know his blessing.
>>258148972
he grew his hair out, maybe plucked his eyebrows
>>258156038
Maybe he'd say the same thing about you, weeb.
>>258156038
>an actual weeb
oh wow.
>>258151850
hahaha, he's such a twat
what a guy
>>258156038
Grass is greener fagetI wanna be a swedish
>>258148972
He went from being a middle aged, happy asian man to a sickly old woman.
Why do people act like he's not aging? He looks terrible!
>>258155078
not as much, but they aren't really healthy either.
>>258156642
Well you're clearly a moron or black.
>>258152793
And Chabelo.
>>258156569
I bet you weren't nearly as fucking cool as when you were a teenager.
>>258151850
This makes me want to cringe so hard, and yet at the same time I want him to dominate me.
>>258153575
He must be doing IF.
>>258154643
good man
>>258154634
Brown rice, white rice can't be digested.
>>258156776
He clearly looks younger.
Don't be mad because you're slowly getting fatter and balder.
>>258152634
Anna Hoshi is 53. Japan has the secret to aging perfectly.
>>258155912
>hobby: BBQ sauce
>>258151850
I didn't know his mother was SlayerS Boxer
>>258152383
Guy's I think it's because he uses makeup.
>>258157297
Have anymore?who am i kidding, you'll post more anyway
>>258157605
>>258157297
is she a nuddie model or some thing
>>258157868
why
does
she
ALWAYS
look
so
worried
>>258157297
The secret is Estrogen in the water
>>258158082
shes not their of her own free will,shes kojima's fucktoy so she can be in character
>>258158082
She knows Kojima is around.
>>258156943
nowhere near
>>258157605
To keep it vidya related, I can post the image of Kojima with Kaz and Ultraman 7 gilf.
>>258151967
my first thought as well.
lets be honest, there are probably A LOT of japanese guys that look like Daigo though...
>>258158203
I literally cannot imagine Kojima having sex.
>>258158518
Well he has a kid and maybe a wife
>>258157895
She's a little more than nudie.
>>258158613
That's just it, I cannot see Kojima having sex and having a kid.
>>258158676*unzips dick* did you rike it?
>>258158518
He dresses up as a Swedish man, wakes you in the middle of the night, forces you to have great sex, then pulls off his costume and says "did you rike it?"
>>258151745
How the hell did Kojima start becoming more feminine as he aged? WTF?
>>258152438
There are exceptions, see how badly Aonuma has aged
>>258158518
Hideo Kojima sat alone at his booth at E3, surrounded by fans and press, commenting on his new PS3 release, Metal Gear Solid 4. Of course it was a smash hit, and he knew this… Yes, Mr. Kojima had always had a knack of hyping his games up, filling them with confusing story elements, and producing the most confusing, but celebrated, stealth action titles in history. He smiled in self-gratitude, but then groaning internally as a fan asked a dumb question.
Of course this was the end of Snake. That’s what he had been telling people over the last couple of years of development. He sighed, giving the fan a “We’ll see…” and the giddy fan boy skipped off in glee of hope of the series revitalizing with his fictional soldier.
It had been a stressful day for the writer, director, and producer from Konami, and E3 was definitely not helping. A number of interviews had already taken their toll on the video game designer, and having this new and revitalized E3, as they called it, blaring nonsense and noise from speakers and game setups; he seemed as if he was ready to pop. He waved off the fans and press and decided to take a walk around the show floor, see what the other designers and developers were doing, and of course lay down his two cents. But his curiosity led him to another place first, a place that he had been tormented by since the start of the convention. He looked over to the Ubisoft booth, his eyes resting upon the one true desire of this entire mess.
>>258158910
http://youtu.be/CICfETvMe3A
>>258159117
There she was… Jade Raymond…
Kojima gulped as he laid his eyes upon her beauty. She was smiling and shaking the hand of a fan, seeming genuinely interested in what he had to say about the game. He sighed in a mix of affection and lust as a strand of her long and elegant brown hair fell in front of her sparkling eyes.
Kojima gave another loud gulp and adjusted his glass, looking through them to notice that they had actually started to steam up. Wow, he was a mess over this girl, and placing the specs upon his eyes again, he could see her staring right at him, a wicked little grin upon her face. He blushed, giving an intake, and began to look around as if he was interested in something else.
His eyes laid upon the new Mercenaries game, a giant white man with a Mohawk staring right at him with angry, violent eyes. He didn’t really understand the appeal of this new entry in the series, yet he didn’t really understand many things outside the gaming market besides his games, and of course… Jade’s…
Looking back, he noticed that she had vacated from her seat. He gave a half-hearted sigh of relief, wiping his brow with a handkerchief he kept in his pocket. Kojima brought up a hand to drag across his scalp, and he noticed his hair was soaked with sweat. This illustrious woman had brought him nearly to the edge, and with a slow outtake, he turned to return to his booth.
And who would be standing there looking right at the Mercenaries 2 promo?
>>258154062
TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN
>>258158665Name?
>>258157297
Well, guess I'll be having a fun time waiting for torrents this weekend.
>>258159254
Why, none other than Jade Raymond herself, a hand delicately drawn to her chin as she stroked it, giving a rather cute perplexed face as she turned to him slowly, her eyes half-closed, almost as if she was teasing him with her own form of mix of flirting and playful misunderstanding.
“What do you think?” She asked, facing him fully. Hideo was frozen, his eyes locked on hers as she arched her hips, lowering her hand from her jaw.
“Wh.. Wh-what do I shink about what?” He said, obviously having no idea about what she was talking about…
“This!” She pointed to Mercenaries 2, her hands then outreaching as if asking ‘why?’ to the heavens. “I just don’t get it, ya know… It just seems like the ripped off Rockstar’s open environments and put in tanks to make it militaristic. No real story…”
Kojima didn’t know what to say… She took the words right out of his mouth. He would have complimented her on it, but he was still in a state of shock. Here she was, the girl of his dreams, talking to him about video games. There were times when Kojima was unsure of Jade’s commitment to the market, maybe she was just in it for the money. But no! She genuinely cared about the video game industry. This just turned him on more as she continued to speak.
“I saw the video you made… The one where Snake was wearing Altair’s robe.” She bit her lower lip with a smile, crossing one of her legs in front of the other in a cute fashion, idly watching her high-heeled boots.
>>258159209
has been canceraruduru.
I'm laughing so hard.
>>258151850
who dat
>>258159492
She lifted her eyes to him in a flirtatious manner, obviously teasing the nervous developer.
“D-did you rike it?” He asked, lifting a hand to stroke through his short black hair. When she nodded, he couldn’t help but snicker and blush, lowering his eyes down to her boots, nervous to even speak to her formally.
“Hey…” She approached him, moving in closer to his already raddled form. “I was wondering… Would you like to see my new game?” She asked, leaning into his face with a quizzical, but cute, smile. Kojima stood frozen for a moment, the nodded quickly. Jade giggled, taking a hold of his hand and lead him to the elevators. Kojima willingly followed, his eyes locked upon her very round butt, going back and forth like Meryl’s in Metal Gear Solid 1.
As they entered the elevator, Jade turned to him with a smile, pressing 3 on the elevator panel.
“I-ish your game in a hotel room?” He asked, a confused look upon his face as he watched the yellow light gleam from 1 to 3, the doors spreading open to lead both Kojima and Jade out of the elevator. He gulped loudly as she led him right to her room, swinging the door open and pulling him inside quickly. Peter Molyneux was hosting another Fable 2 party in his room across the way, and as he turned his head to look outside, he caught a glimpse of Kojima’s nervous form entering Jade’s room.
>>258152793
in 2010 he became Bill Maher?
>>258153575
What the fuck is this shit?
It's like a banana split but without the ice cream.
He became an anime character.
>>258158910
http://n4g.com/news/903411/2011-vgas-hideo-kojimas-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-speech
Can you watch the whole thing, /v/?
>>258151850
>Kamiya as a teenager
>pictured on the right is his mother
>>258159567
>Kojima with a Nexus 5
>>258151745
He always sports an Andy Dick face.
>>258148972
He had a hard life.
>>258158082
she has a remote control vibrator in her puss
>>258158082
You know how some people have bitch faces? She has a worry face.
>eyebrows always flat and low
>mouth always in cautious smile
>>258157868
>you will never fuck chico in the koji station
>>258148972
He doesn't know how to make games.
>>258152383
he was making video games when he was my age
what the fuck am i doing with my life
>>258160410
he's so fucking beautiful
>>258160410
hehehehehehe sori hehehehe sori ehheheheh
He regains years while generating hype
>>258165179
Is that why he won't announce Ridley? Because he'll be turned into an infant?
>>258148972
He's turning more and more in a faggot
>>258152383
>Turn 37 years old
>Look like a 12 year old
God fucking damn Sakurai is gonna live forever
>>258148972
>1993
>dresses like a Japanese businessman
>2012
>dresses like a Japanese pop star
>WOW WHY DOES HE LOOK SO YOUNG?He still has solid genetics, though.
>>258154842
>This happens
Sons of Kojima
>Kojima successfully predicted Les Enfantes Terribles
>>258151745
So I take it Kojima and Sakurai both found a way to turn fanboy tears into the fountain of youth?
>>258148972
A toon killed his brother
>>258152383
Literally anime hair at 42
>>258152641
Asians don't need to do that, they reverse-tan like whites.
>>258165936
Sakurai feeds off ridleyfags
>>258159567
>I have the same phone as Kojima
Feels good man.
>>258155912
>>258159567
i love those edits so fucking much
that was the best thread that ever existed on /v/
>>258148972
Making Good games extends your life by leaps and bounds.
Why do you think Gabe has yet to release Half-Life 3? He's waiting till he's close to death to maximize the extension it'll probably give him.
>>258171517
But what if Half-Life 3 is bad?
>>258171623
Then he dies.
>>258159405
Holy shit, really?
What's his problem?
>>258171623
It will be. There is no possible way they can meet our hyped expectations at this point.
/v/ is gonna slam it for months and jerk off over how much "better" Half-Life 2 was.
>>258148972
All the plastic surgery probably makes it so he can no longer smile.
>>258152793
All of them just borrowed the powers of the Stone Mask.
>>258172170
>yfw Miyamoto wanted to make Kirby yellow but Samurai said no
>>258171623
Most likely he'll die, or toss out another game as a last ditched effort to extend his life.
Ya gotta have back up plans man.
>>258172508
Pink is better for default kirby anyways, can't say it was a bad decision
>>258152383
>he's only 44
Got damme I thought he'd be older.
