![Hook-Swords-Ten-Unusual-and-Strange-Weapons-of-Ancient-Times[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nf1nPiO.jpg "Hook-Swords-Ten-Unusual-and-Strange-Weapons-of-Ancient-Times[1].jpg")
>Keyblades are real historical weapons from China
What other video game weapons look too retarded to exist in real life but actually do?
>>258088943
Axes
Too bad those aren't keyblades.
>>258089021
Do you want to make some pottery?
>>258088943
Americans
those snakey swords
although I think they're only ceremonial
>>258089185
And we're damn good weapons too.
You're just pretending right? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Flamberges always looked weird to me. Fantasy ones like pic make more sense than a real one for some reason.
>>258089196
>snakey swords
>>258088943
your mom's tits
>>258088943
'sup
>>258088943
The gyro blade thing from Nurutu, Riddick and Starwar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os9q0VUIn9M
I always thought punch daggers were stupid as fuck.
>>258088943
The superior edge.
Makes me wonder what other fantasy weapons have a real life equivalent
>>258088943
But those aren't keys, anon. Those have been a known weapon among gamers since Kabal and MK3. Which was years before KH. You children really have no fucking culture.
>>258088943
Tiger head blades. neat weapon
>>258089442
That's a really impractical even for ancient asians.
>>258089185
Good ole Henry Blake
>>258088943
That reminds me. The enemies in Guy Savage dual-wielded hook swords.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSFy9nHapfI
Combat shovels, most notably the monk's spade.
>>258089331
Real flame blades don't look like that, though
>>258089497
That seems like it'd be more for sawing and cutting, then as a weapon for battle.
>>258089784
For when you want to shoot and shank a nigga
>>258089409
You fucking died.
>>258088943
>>258089832
I just don't understand. I know the application and why but I just don't see it working.
>>258089784
>has actual hole for bullets to project
>FFVIII gunblade didn't
That is why the weapon was ridiculously stupid.
>>258089953
Did he?
>>258089442
Jeuss that is retarded, is more of a torture thing to walk with captured prisoned than a real weapon to kill a free moving enemy
>>258089497
That can't exist really, can it? It can't be used for anything a blade would be used for. Holy fuck
>>258088943
I thought they were called hookblades.
Am I being retarded?
>>258090095
you know it was realy unclear
>>258089497
These were parrying daggers though. Not swords.
![killing-floor-update-hands-on-20091020000515380[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2oj9uLc.jpg "killing-floor-update-hands-on-20091020000515380[1].jpg")
Since I don't know anything about weapons at all I thought this is was not real.
Just seemed too overpowered to be real.
>>258089718
damn shame he didn't make it
>>258088943
Bwaka knife from SoTN
Hard to top this in wtf weapons
>>258089784
H-How do you shoot from this
Do you just trade your fingers for bullets
>>258090215
Yes, idiot. They're called the hu tou gou. You can also call them ?.
>>258090082
>the reasoning was that it's supposed to eject a bullet to vibrate the blade more than actually shoot
>the bullets get stuck in the blade indefinitely
>the blade doesn't have a grip that goes along it's length
>terrible all around for slicing, stabbing, or general cutting.
B-buh fantasy, so it's fine!
>>258088943
Keyguns you nigger.
And yes those actually open doors and shoot aswell.
>>258088943
>>258089784
>>258090506
>keyblades
>gunblades
>keyguns
Keygunblades when?
>>258090319
Nigga, getting strong weapons and making them stronger is kind of humanity's thing
>>258089331
Flame blades make perfect sense. They make it easier to parry, and leave larger stab wounds, without making the weapon any heavier, and sacrificing only a slight bit of stability. The only trade-off is that they're hard as fuck to make.
A flamberge of ridiculous amplitude like the one you posted would amplify the downsides immensely while reducing the effectiveness of cutting.
>>258090319
>The HAMMER unmanned defense system by More Industries uses dual-mounted AA-12s on the H2X-40 turret.[7] Neural Robotics has also mounted the weapon on their AutoCopter unmanned aerial vehicle.[8][9]
>>258090319
There is no such thing as "overpowered" when it comes to human warfare. Have you never heard of the atomic bomb?
>>258090614
Don't blame me I am yuropoor, weapons are a no-go over here.
>>258090616
How is that a blade? I could accept it being a pretty mean bludgeon but it's not an edged weapon of any sort.
>>258090040
think about it like this
>sword with one length all the way down to a taper at the end
>slash
>blade disperses all it's momentum through the impact along the whole length, which is flat against the opponent
>this sword slices and puts pressure onto several smaller spots, making it like slicing with 5 battle axes along a sword
>slicing will remove the blade from the slice in some parts, but if you're applying pressure then the blade will cut deeper because it's like going up and down a hill for the cut, only going up is super easy as long as you can continuously apply pressure
>>258090680
How come Flamberge's weren't common then if it's only hard to make. Like articulated armor was popular among the rich, right?
>>258090894
It isn't. It's a massive bludgeon with blade for a name.
>>258090243
>it's actually a parrying dagger
Oh thank the lord, I was afraid for a while
>>258088943
>>258088943
Go back to deviantart.
Keyblades can't even function as a real weapon.
>>258090894
PG13 nigga
>>258091005
Because it required the user to put more force into their arm when parrying. And because they were so hard to make, only richer people had them made (and some thought they were ugly, so they didn't get them)
>>258091089
Gordon Freeman could use it quite easily.
>>258090680
>high fantasy vidya exaggerate weapons
Who would have thought
>>258091005
>weren't common
Because it didn't fucking do anything. Plus swords are side arms.
>>258091089
They can work as a mace or a club, but yeah, not as a blade.
>>258090830
Fair enough, but you'd be amazed at all the stupid, crazy shit people make
>>258091089
>Keyblades can't even function as a real weapon.
>implying a large cylindrical metal pole doesn't count as a blunt object
>>258090894
It's so niggas don't catch onto its bullshit.
>>258089880
its for parrying
>>258091309
>fantasy has to exaggerate everything found in the real world
>it looks dumb and unable to be used
>But hey, it's fantasy, who cares about aesthetics when it's made of made up metal?
>>258091445
shit
>>258091347
>flamberge
>doesn't do anything
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>>258091445
not /k/ but this upsets me for some reason.
>>258090082
Fuck you, the gunblade is the most imaginative weapon in all of video games.
>>258090495
>complaining about something being unrealistic in a game where you cast magical spells at creatures who are part bear/fairy/grasshoppers, giant tobacco plants, and fleeing cacti.
>>258090613
Use fire magic.
>>258090613
Kingdom Hearts 3 Trailer had one
In KH2 the wise form used the keyblade as a magic gun
>>258091089
>Huge metal bat
>Not able to function as a weapon
Are you retarded?
And OP's picture is of an actual edged weapon, no reason it wouldn't work.
>>258090396
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_sword
>>258091976
>casting magic spells somehow bends how physics work
>experiencing pain from recoil from a weapon like that is gone because it's fantasy
>implying it wouldn't be easier to use a FUNCTIONING gun and FUNCTIONING blade and just hook the blade up to a battery and make it HF
nigger, you dumb
shit nigger, you the niggerist
>>258091089
It ain't a blade but when you cave in some poor fool's skull with one that won't quite matter.
>>258092219
>>258092219
But the op posted hook blades, not key blades, the difference being that hook blades have hooks and an edge, while keyblades are long metal pipes that function more like hammers, and have a second guard that does nothing but give the user a way to injure themselves
>>258089331
>Flamberge
Robin uses what's called a Kris
>>258088943
But those aren't like keyblades. For starters they are actually sharp and the handle is built to be held by a human hand.
>>258092268
Yea but that thing definitely doesn't have any barrel hole in it, and looks like the only thing to shoot is to fold the knife down where the fingers are
>>258092268
>older days used pistol swords
>it's a metal rod on the side of a knife
>the handle is still straight
this is how you do it right, any other way is just a gun with a bayonet and you use a bayonet for stabbing, not slashing
>>258092597
>human hand
There's the problem, keyblades were meant to be wielded by someone with Micky Mouse gloves at the end of their appendages.
>>258092605
Odds are you'd have armor or gloves on, and the base of the blade isn't as sharp. You'd be fine
>>258090616
i think the "edge" is magic. Like the vorpal sword
>you'll never have furry sora with a chainsaw
>>258091089
>Keyblades can't be a weapon
Bitch my dick is a weapon
![Ethunu_kaduwa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s8AGupL.jpg "Ethunu_kaduwa[1].jpg")
Sword whips.
You're laughing now but imagine facing off against this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMz_Z0Xq-2I
>>258090506
>>258090613
We Skallagrim and weapons board now.
>>258092594
what's the main difference?
>>258093091
>the kingdom hearts fanbase could have been worse
>>258093194
oh shit just like samurai x
>>258088943
>keyblades
>not associating hook swords with Kabal's and Yue Jin's weapons
How pleb can you get?
>>258093194
>sword whips
>katars
fucking hell, india makes best weapons, holy shit
>>258090680
>that handle
mmmm yes
>>258093194
I was just about to post about that, too.
>>258092594
Nope, kris are indonesian ceremonial daggers, not full sized swords.
I'm fairly certain that I've seen these used by some video game characters.
>>258090967
more like
>better cuts
>more blade width while keeping weight down, more damaging stabs
>stronger parry
>chopping pikes and halberds made easier by the small curves
I wasn't ready
>>258092594
It's a magic sword solely used to channel lightning
Considering it isn't even used to swing around, I doubt most rules of practical weaponry apply
>>258090967
>>258094148
It should be kept in mind that most flamed swords were ceremonial weapons. Their purpose was primarily to look good. Whether flames would make a significant difference in combat is rather questionable.
>>258091445
>Borderlands2.jpg
>>258093194
who the fuck spars with this shit
are you trying to kill someone?
look at his eyse holy shit that is the face of fear and furocity
![1280px-Chiljido[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vDlPDnq.jpg "1280px-Chiljido[1].jpg")
The Seven-Branched Sword.
Doesn't look very practical but was nevertheless a real thing.
>>258094402
Swiss Guard occasionally uses them today.
>>258093925
Does someone from Soul Calibur use these?
>>258094152
>tfw I remember this character because of this.
>>258094152
>get into a street brawl
>someone pulls this hunk of bullshit out
what the fuck nerf it please
>>258089497
This is a sword breaker. It was used to trap an enemies weapon and either disarm him or break their weapon.
>>258093925
Similar
>>258094638
This one too belonged to the personal guard of some Prince-Bishop of the Empire. Still, they were primarily ceremonial weapons which were more about looking fancy than being practical. Two handed swords for the battlefield were often much thinner and lighter.
>>258091927
why does it upset you?
because it's stupid?
fair enough, all of these things are stupid
because it's impossible?
it's not, magazine-fed revolvers have been made
they're stupid and impractical, but not impossible
Are there any games that use chakrams?
>>258094253
>>258094152
fallout tactics had one of these
>>258094152
>You can beat the shit out of someone then shoot at them or you can shoot at them and then beat the shit out of them
Absolutely marvellous.
![CMP7_Rainbow_Peace_Sign_Vehicle_Magnet[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8nFYyhU.png "CMP7_Rainbow_Peace_Sign_Vehicle_Magnet[1].png")
>>258088943
All weapons are too retarded to exist, but they do.
An executiner's sword. It doesn't have a tip as it's built for chopping.
>>258094402
I would think they do, just given how momentum spread and fulcrums work.
>>258094932
England's nanny state bullshit never fails to amuse me.
>>258094909
Marino is Megaman X Command Mission uses them.
>>258094909
Tales of Symphonia.
>>258095143
*from
Fuck.
>>258095071
>punch someone
>shoot them at the same time
>turn wrist
>stab them
>>258095116
Why not just use an axe?
>>258094909
Dark Sun: Shattered Lands, sort of.
>>258094402
Not significant, but there would be a difference.
Anyway, flamed weapons are masterrece.
>pic says hook swords
>it is keyblade guiz
L-E-L
>>258095049
I'm pretty sure that was a primitive shotgun on glove which would fire by punching someone, totally remember literal "punch gun" weapon.
>>258094909
Kingdom Hearts
>>258088943
Bitch those are twin hooks. The idea is you hook the two ends together to make a retarded ass sword-flail to get extra range.
>>258093925
>>258094909
PoP Warrior Within has a lot of these southeast asian weapons.
>>258095314
more honorable
Not a video game, but remember those claws on chains from kung pow: enter the fist?
>>258094152
>>258095071
>>258095303
Pretty fucking sure you're would burn your finger and fuck up your wrist with this thing.
>>258088943
I love these things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OxQ-2gR1DU
>>258093194
I feel like I'm watching a 70's indonesian porno.
>>258095314
There is probably some cultural reason for that.
>>258093194
too bad they dotn do any real damage and are more for scaring people. fucking deadliest warrios was a great show.
>>258092594
He uses me?
>>258095597
>claws on chains
>not gopherchucks
>>258095370
Look at the keyblades handle. How the fuck can you functionally swing it with the hand guards chaffing your wrist? It's not efficient.What's with all these male Kingdom Heart fags on /v/? It's like MLP.
please tell me it's real
>>258094909
Mint from Threads of Fate/Dewprism.
>>258089021
>Axes
b8
>>258088943
I guess Kabal is DUOL WEELDing Keyblades, fucking idiot.
>>258094909
Amalur
>>258095918
Oh shit, I was just waiting for someone to make a reference
>>258095798
There's a character that uses chakrams in Kingdom Hearts.
I wasn't even talking about the Keyblade, that thing is bullshit.
>>258094932
Please tell me that is fucking fake. I've never seen an episode of Star Trek in my life and I know what that is.
>>258088943
Those aren't keyblades retard
>>258094909
Terraria
>>258095141
Keep getting your kids killed at school ameribro. All in the name of muh freedoms.
>>258094909
Rogue Legacy has them as a spell
>>258096189
I don't know if you live on the west coast of US, but kendama is super fucking popular with kids now
>not stabbing people with a literal phallus symbol
>>258096534
Keep letting them take away your freedoms, Englefriend. All in the name of safety.
>>258095453
>fucking pickax
>guess what? it's a fucking sword too
>fucking pickax sword
>with a viking or gladius esque guard and pommel
Most of asia makes great weapons
>>258090236
No it wasn't.
He appears in the end leading a riot on some Fire Nation colony in the Earth Kingdom.
>>258095334
That thing would be pretty fucking cool without the unnecessary serrations
>>258096556
I bought one after I played Tales of Symphonia and felt super-hipster back then.
Glad they're getting popular now here, they are fun
>>258094909
runescape
>>258091309
>animu reaction pic
Sounds about right.
>>258094909
Castlevania SoTN.
Learned so many weapon names from that game back then.
>>258094909
RuneScape
La-Mulana
Vandal Hearts II
>>258096702
That one was African actually.
>>258096561
>when I was a kid I thought about tearing a dick off and it would pull out the spine with it
>spine blade whip with dick and balls handle and guard
>>258094906
>made the magazine longer so it's automatic
>so
>added more firepower
>bolt on a magazine fed revolver
Those "swords" are retarded and I still own a pair from my retarded weeaboo phase
>>258096980
what the fuck is the quake sword for
>>258090506
And people still think steam punk is stupid.
>>258090396
it's hard to see but there's a small hole at the end
>>258097127
If you can't guess what a thing is for it's probably ceremonial. Rule #1 of Archaeology.
>>258090894
>Weapon made of pure light and the power of good.
>Can unlock any door.
>Can materialize out of thin air.
>Can cast magic and other crazy ass shit.
>Has to actually be sharp to cut something, otherwise it's bullshit!
>>258097127
It's africans being retarded and making weapons based on looks with no practical consideration.
>basically jrpg designers 1000 years ago
>>258093091
Chainsaw is good forDUAL WIELDING.
But there are enough autists in the fanbase and having furries would make it even worse.
>>258094906
>not impossible
>bolt action
>and hammer cock
>with a magazine
>on a revolver
Nigger, mag fed revolver is possible, and hell, you could make it so that the magazine comes off the revolver and spins into a barrel mag that clips to the side of the chamber, so there's a secondary chamber inside that does move and the outer chamber doesn't move, but you don't put a bolt and a hammer onto the same gun and feed a magazine right into the bottom of a revolver with no opening to take bullets. That design, as is, could not work
Anyone have that pic of the really fucking elaborate african throwing knife. I know there was a pic of it in some weapons book
>>258089880
its for grabbing other people's blades you idiot.
>>258094638
To fight those moors right?
>>258097397
>words have to mean something?
>>258094909
Tera
Kingdoms of amalur
Yeah i've seen some shit.
>>258097442DOOL WHEELD
http://youtu.be/Vt3sYaqRJGc?t=37s
>>258088943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqXv6-66Vc4
FLAMING SWORD
OF
DOOM
Practical? idk
>>258095314
I remember reading somewhere that when nobles were to be executed, they got the sword instead of the axe, because the sword's blade actually made it easier to chop through with a single slicing and drawing motion for fast and relatively painless death. Normal peasants got the axe, which would sometimes take two chops and leave the person twitching and gurgling as their neck was only half-severed. But I can't provide a source, so take it with a truckload of salt.
![gaming-strider-screenshot-11[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6l3mcNb.jpg "gaming-strider-screenshot-11[1].jpg")
The cypher sounds like a bad idea but I want somebody to actually try it out.
>>258097658
You can roller blade with it.
Magic.
checkmate atheists.
>>258097979
They're just tonfas with swords
>>258097127
if I had to guess, parrying spears
>>258097850
Stupid motherfucker.
THIS FLAMING LIQUID WILL SURELY STAY OFF MY HAND
>>258097985
>roller blade
>ice skates had blades on them
>skates
>wheeled skates come around
>roller skates
>earn the slang term of roller blades because it's like using blades for skating on ice, except you can skate on any solid ground because of rolling friction instead of sliding friction
nigger, learn etymology before you say dumb shit
>>258097982
>SHINKT
>TOOM TOOM
Oh fuck you.
>>258097850
Is that a mockup of the red queen?
>>258096681
I will. Why the hell wouldn't I? You don't want to be safe? Americans are such bloody idiots.
>>258096561
i stabbed your mum with my literal phallus :^)
>>258098601
I'd rather be free and in danger than a safe rat in a safe cage.
>>258098556
>that cutting edge
I never notoced how fucking impossible it would be to slice a nigga with that. That's as wide as most lumber wedges.
I know you guys love to whine about how stupid keyblades are but just stop being retarded for a few seconds and think for a little bit
>A typical key is a small piece of metal consisting of two parts: the blade, which slides into the keyway of the lock and distinguishes between different keys, and the bow, which is left protruding so that torque can be applied by the user.
>the blade
The blade in keyblade does not refer to a literal blade, it refers to that little bit at the tip that would unlock shit if it were a real key. It's not even used like an edged weapon except in the cases where the specific keyblade in question has a very obvious sharp edge. For the most part a keyblade is just a fancy looking metal bat that happens to be magic, there are plenty of more retarded weapons to whine about out there.
>>258096681
>m-muh school shootings mean i'm free!
>If I keep my own weapons I can prevent a police state and thus guarantee muh freedom!
>>258098601
Americans infringe on all kinds of freedoms to feel safe, they just don't take away the ones that would make em safer.
>>258098601
lel are there statist cock suckers like this in real life?
>>258098885
>statist
If you want anarchy, go have fun in somalia.
>>258099005
You have to be a troll, I refuse to believe people this brainwashed exist. I suppose fascism is just the ultimate safety, friend.
>>258098857
When a blade is that heavy it doesn't need to be very sharp, you just need to put a little force behind it and it'll cleave through shit.
>>258098723
>Implying British/European laws restrict any normal human activities that don't involve violence
So basically you want to be free to own deadly weapons so you can feel like a gangster? Even though you still can't USE them legally, of course.
Stupidity increasing.
>>258098857
>wide
It's more to be used like a thick as fuck HF blade, but instead of using SPIN it functions on being super heated and revving at just the moment you strike
>>258099246
Well then it runs into the problem of swinging it around. Contrary to what a previous thread said, 15 KG is a lot of fucking weight.
Is this real?
>>258098601
i always found it funny how in UK i could end up in jail simply for carrying bushcraft knife in my backpack.
>>258099216
Not being an anarchist is fascism now? American education at work.
>>258099287
>can't use them legally
Except on people who mean you harm, of course. Like the chav that got himself a knife and took your wallet and shoes.
I have to think this is /pol/ false flagging, I refuse to believe britbongs put this much faith in their state.
>>258099216
Only a paranoid idiot feels the need to own a weapon.
>Muh evil guvment coming to get me
Fucking retard. If that ever happened your pea shooters wouldn't help you.
Only reason you'd actually need a weapon is to protect yourself from other retards like yourself, a threat that would conveniently be removed at the same time as your own weapons.
ITT: People who don't know what a key is.
>>258099584
One egg to be the mother of all
>>258099509
And not being overly constricted by a governing body is anarchy, apparently.
>>258099550
I could go on all day about how you can't disarm a criminal, but I'll let you discover that with a brisk walk down downtown London.
>>258091350
>>258091431
>>258092219
>>258092454
>>258093107
>>258091089
Some fucking RETARDS up in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nqFX7q1yUk
>>258099546
>Implying robberies like that are common at all in the "nanny states" you speak of
>Implying you wouldn't just get killed yourself if you tried to pull out a gun on an armed robber
>>258096717
No he doesn't, that's his group. He does die, and the creators said that he did.
>>258099359
Usually those kind of weapons get wielded by unnaturally strong mountains of muscle.
>>258099840
Whatever you say, anon.
Just ignore the facts and feel safe in the loving embrace of your benevolent governing body.
>>258099674
THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES
>>258099823
>an armed society is a polite society
>>258099837
>he thinks it's a sword
Not even a minute in and he's already retarded.
>>258097127
Quad damage
>>258094932
From Gloucester, remember seeing this in the paper and laughing.
>>258091089
If you get hit on the head with a big, cornered chunk of metal, you're going to fucking die.
Pretty sure that means it functions as a weapon
>>258099706
>lel are there statist cock suckers like this in real life?
>statist cock suckers
>statist
If you're not a statist you're an anarchist, you wouldn't bring this up unless you were against statism or you don't understand what statism is. You either are for or against a state system, there is no middle ground. And yes small government or whatever the fuck your libertard dream is, is a state system.
>>258100571
That wasn't me, the proper term is Authoritarian.
>>258089196
>Snakey swords
Flambards and flamberges were used, though the real ones looked more like notched blades than wibbly wobbly swordy-wardy bullshit.
The idea is to catch and fuck with the enemy's blade/spear shaft when you parry them.
>>258095314
Axes are for peasants.
Swords were a mark of the nobility.
Pratchett's DEATH has a similar thing where plebs get the scythe but kings get the sword. It's probably based on real folklore, knowing him.
>>258091976
>complaining about something being unrealistic in a game where you cast magical spells at creatures who are part bear/fairy/grasshoppers, giant tobacco plants, and fleeing cacti.
No, fuck you, fuck you fuck you fuckyoufuckyou
I ABSOLUTELY HATE that everytime there is something pants on head retarded in fiction, people always pull the "lol it's not real" card.
Here's how this works faggot, even though a fictional universe has fantastical things, it is still governed by its own rules, things atleast have to make some form of semi-sense in the world it takes place in, otherwise, it breaks suspicion of disbelief. Of course, we all know that stuff like Godzilla not being able to support it's own weight and the likes, but atleast on SOME level, it has to make some lick of sense. The fiction has to establish some form of excuse of why things are the way they are. Even if it is a excuse as shitty as "lolmagic" but it is still an excuse.
Of course almost all fiction can be boiled down to nonsense. But when fiction has something so insultingly retarded that even a 5 year old says "that's a load of fucking bullshit" you know you are doing something wrong.
>>258097127
Looks like somebody took a khopesh and tried to make it double-sided.
>>258094932
a fucking bathleth
goddamn klingons in gloucestershire... and here I thought pakis were bad
>>258090506
people were terrified to use them because they would blow your fucking hand off.
>>258091347
>Pic related
>Side arms
People aren't actually this retarded, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yJ4DG6gu3A
For you anons
>>258099546
They don't, most britbongs would rather say and do something absolutely retarded and against natural instinct, rather than have anything in common with something they hate.
People say there is no reason to own a weapon, but all not having a weapon truly does is put you at the mercy of someone who does. If you ever run into a situation like that at the very least. Owning a small .38 for self defense isn't the same as a redneck stockpiling weapons in the middle of his forest bunker for when the zombies come
>>258090319
>Terrorist gets shot to ribbons
>OP PLS NERF
Nah. It's real. It's somewhat limited in usefulness though because it's still a shotgun, which means it has limited range and armor penetration compared to a rifle round.
>>258100162
>he says that it is not a blade in any way
>he says that when he says blade he means key blade to mean the weapon in question and not that he thinks it is a sword or edged weapon
not even 2 minutes in and you're already retarded
>>258101659
Lets let the debate die, he's obviously not going to budge.
>>258088943
Famas
>>258099546
England has a violent crime rate 3x that of the United States
Let that sink in.
>>258091976
We need the ultimate weapon for our ultimate hero
>boss, what if we take a gun and a sword and fuses it together?
Fucking brilliant. Fund it and tell me more
>okay. So the main hero has this gun that shoots a shitload of different weapons. Inside each bullet is a...,
No. No. NO. That's stupid. No main character wields a ranged weapon. He will look like a pussy. FIX IT
>okay. What if we flip it. We give him a sword that looks like a gun. And in order to cut something, you have to shoot it
It won't be ranged?
> no sir.
Good. That was very creative of you. Now how can we make the hero appeal to kids these days? I saw some faggot being emo the other day. ..
>>258102264
>>258102240
England doesn't have a hellhole like Detroit inflating the statistics. Cops don't even go there, man.
Inb4
>they wouldn't have guns if they werent sold guns
They weren't sold them by any reputable vendor. Detroit has some of the strictest regulations in the states.
>>258094402
>Ceremonial
Some were. Generally speaking I think, the ones with the really long, wavy patterns were more for the looks, especially the ones that were rapiers (flamberges)
Flambards however (what happens when a zwiehander rapebabies with a flamberge) had much tighter patterning, and were often of a weight and size that indicated actual use. Ceremonial swords were much, much bigger and heavier than their useful counterparts.
>>258101695
If they weighed less and took up less space they'd be pretty ideal. That's kind of the only reason they're not widely used by the military.
>>258099837
>That bit at the end where he cuts off half the guard
Holy shit that looks so much better.
Why couldn't it have been like that in the actual game?
>>258101702
He still analyzes it like an edged weapon for most of the video when it's clearly a bludgeoning weapon. It especially bothered me when he was talking about hitting with the bit at the end even though all the animations have you hitting with the opposite side of the weapon. Also the part where he was saying you could use it effectively with that one technique is actually used in quite a few attacks.
The video would have been better if he'd watched some gameplay to see how they use it before he spent 6 minutes talking about shit that doesn't apply.
>>258102264
This has nothing to do with this thread, but Colias was the coolest blond nigga ever. I was highly disappointed that he didn't show in AAI2.
Maybe in AA6 or AAI3 if those are ever made.
I'm not quite sure what you're trying to argue but yes, the fact that detroit has very strict gun regulations does nothing to stop its rampant crime.
>>258102647
shit meant for >>258102417
>>258088943
The keyblade is a club, not a hook sword. If that was ever a consideration, Sora would be more than bash people over the head with it. Anyone who has seen the concept art would know the design is merely coincidence.
>>258091976
>Slapping two weapons together to make a retarded, dysfunctional chimera
>Imaginative
This is what JRPG fans ACTUALLY believe.
>>258093756
he may be thinking of a kalis
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