Have you ever ruined a console/portable by accident, like spilling something on it or dropping it?
Dropped by Gameboy color in the toilet on accident. I let it dry and it was fine.
>>258026050
Nope.
Dropped my GBC in a bucket of water once though.Still works to this day.
>>258026050
I watched that hentai.
twas funny
I have never once had a console break on me for any reason. My Xbox 360 hasn't even gotten the RRoD.
But I've seen people drop and break their DS hinges, or have their disc readers in their Gamecubes stop working.
>not taking care of your consoles
>>258026050
Spilled hot chocolate on my SNES with Mario RPG in it. No damage to either one, but still scared/angered me.
>Accidentally shit all over my PS3 once
>Inb4 Nintendium
I dropped my DS down my stairs. One of the hinges came off but the other was still on.
Still fucking works.
>>258026846
What? Why you sick fuck?
I somehow managed to knee my first GBA SP screen.
The rainbow was pretty cool but I was still pissed.
>>258026670
What Boko no pico was it.
cat took a shit on a phone once, was never quite the same after that.
also ruined a "gaming" keyboard with a can of coke, went mechanical after that and never looked back.
I frequently drop coffee on my keyboards , i just unplug it and let it lay upside down for a couple days in a drawer and switch to my replacement keyboards. You'd have to continue using a device after having water enter it to really short circuit it. Common sense m8
>>258026050
I'd imagine people that participate in tan threads regularly hot glue their consoles.
>>258026919
google. first link:
http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=357791
i dropped my psp 1000 in just the perfect way that the screen smacked into a corner of a wooden chair, breaking the screen.
I replaced the screen, but it just wasn't the same.
(seriously, the second screen has really bad ghosting)
One time when we were kids my friend and I were trying to move his TV and we accidentally slipped and dropped it on his PS2.
I've never broken any of my consoles personally. I did break one of the springs in the battery compartment of my GBC but it still worked fine, you just had to hold the spring in place when you were changing batteries.
>>258026050
I accidentally shut a car door on my DS
The fucking thing snapped in half
I'm a fucking retard
>>258027084
How the fuck did you manage that?
>>258027084
jesus
my brother broke my wii in a drunken rampage
>twelve years old
>playing pokemon silver
>over 110 hours on my save file
>pokedex complete except for Venusaur
>at a friend's house
>his little brother (only a year younger, not like 6 or anything) wants to try it so I give him the cartridge
>figure he has enough sense not to delete my save file
>he pops it into his gameboy
>doesn't work
>takes it out, blows on the cartridge
>pops it back in
>save file is goneI didn't even care that I'd never complete the pokedex which is weird because I had mad anger problems when I was a kid.
No but I dropped my phone into a bucket of alfredo sauce last month. I am way more careful with my vidya than anything else.
>>258027006
Sorry, couldn't image search because on a stupid tablet, thanks Anyway.
>>258026050
Why would you let birds poop on your PS3?
>>258027084
Nintendium would have saved it.
Prove the Nintendium failed you.
>>258027326
fuck off you piece of shit I was about to make up a post about dropping a laptop into a bucket of marinara sauce
fucking shit canoe
I stared on my 360 with my death stare and then it got the ring of fire.
>tfw cheesie dust caked on controllers
>tfw Pepsi stain on my keyboard, too lazy to clean it up and it got all hairy
>jizz residue on my laptop
I tell people I just spilled some kind of drink on it
>>258026050
Lost a ps2 and a gamecube to dust, at least I think it was dust, otherwise they just stopped working for no real reason.
Oh wait, I did once trip over a controller cord and fuck up a console like that. Good thing wireless is now a thing.
No, but on my 3rd red ring of death, I took a pickaxe to my 360, doused it in gas and lit it on fire. I then switched it with my friends older brother's 360 for the "lulz".
But no, it didn't work after I spilled the gasoline on it.
I kicked my 360slim's disc tray and made it bend at a 45degree angle. Managed to push it back but the thing can only stay open for a few seconds before it automatically closes
>>258027448
>>258027326
Why the fuck do you guys have buckets of sauce? Especially on a canoe?
I once spilled danimals on my GameCube.
Droped my 3DS on the cement sidewalk, it was open and fell face down. It has little numbs on the corners that protected the screen, a few scuffs on it but it's just fine.
I vomited all over my Gameboy Advance once. It still worked, but some of the vomit got stuck in the speaker and killed the sound a little. As far as I can remember, there were still little brown bits on that speaker.
>>258026050
had a soft modded ps2, accidently tripped over a wire and brought it down. It doesnt turn on anymore.
Quite a while ago my Gamecube was fucked up and not working, so my cousin who was over at the time suggested I spray WD-40 in the disc tray and like a dumbass I listened, needless to say it was ruined so we got another Gamecube but it was due to be replaced anyways so I didn't really get in trouble for it. Apparently my cousin had just earlier smoked a couple bowls and I thought he was suggesting it because he might know what he was talking about.
I think that's about it since I don't break my shit like a retard, I was also still a teen at the time that happened too.
>Set 3DS on desk, charging
>Walk toward bed
>Pull on wire with leg by accident
>3DS FLIES AT A CORNER ON ENTERTAINMENT CENTER
>WHAM
>Check it, huge dent in the MH case I had on it
Other than this and my old PS3 YLOD'ing, I've nevervisiblydamaged anything vidya.
>>258026050
Once brought a gameboy to Sea World. It got absolutely soaked by water but it worked fine after I dried it.Dat nintendium.
>>258026050
Froze an SNES
Burned a wii (still worked though but it's all black and shit)
Soaked 3 PS2 controllers, 1 xbox360 controller, 13 gamecube controllers, and an snes controller
Dropped my gamecube down a flight of stairs (still worked)
>mfw my little brother broke off the control pad to the 3DS while playing Kid Icarus Uprising
I should have given him OoT 3D instead.
>Pokemon Yellow just released
>playing gameboy on the toilet
>lid to the tank shifted
>tried placing gameboy there to wipe
>falls into the tank of water
>panic
>reach in, grab gameboy and turn the power off
>flip it over and remove the batteries
>finish in the bathroom and tell my dad I dropped it in water
>"You have to let it dry out completely Anon, even then it might be broken"
>verge of tears
>remove the cartridge from the gameboy
>set both of them on a towel where the sun hits most of the day
>do my best to not play it for five days
>get home from school, walk to it and sigh expecting the worst
>grab fresh batteries, put the cartridge back in and turn it on
>it powers on and plays perfectly
And that's why Nintendo is basically the best hardware manufacturers ever.
My friend had an Xbox 360 get the E74 red ring error. He took it to my house and we put it in the oven for an hour at 400F, and now it works. Black magic, I tell you.
I learned the hard way that OFF! Deep Woods bug spray melts/stains plastic. I didn't ruin it but my poor brand new PSP had spots all over the top and triggers.
>>258027839
Where the fuck else should you keep your sauce?
>>258027547
>buying at least three xbox 360 consoles because they keep breaking
Wow.
My sister had an original Gameboy and Pokemon Blue go through a wash cycle and still work.
>Back when the Wii was new
>Sister and her friend playing Wii Sports Tennis
>Sister's wristband snaps, remote goes flying ridiculously fast into the radiator in the corner of the room
>Dented the fucking cast iron radiator
>Remote still works fine to this day
>>258026971
>frequently
Why
can't you control yourself
>>258028394
Microshit covered the first two, the third I got as a present.
I switched to PC an haven't looked back since.
I remember I had a shitbag cousin that always used to come over and use my Xbox. When his parents finally bought him his own for his birthday the fucker picked it up whilst it was wrapped up and dropped it, breaking it without even knowing what it was. Shit was pretty funny.
Uh, let's see
Threw up on my b&w gameboy, still worked but smelled rank and I didn't use it much after
ps3 broke down because I ragequitted in demon's souls too much and the restarting process blew a fuse or something
Most of my shit doesn't break because I'm not a clumsy fuck just sick and angry apparently
>>258026050
I pissed on my N64 one night when I was sleep-walking. Thing still worked fine
stepped on my ps2 slim
No but a buddy ruined a 360 of another friend. It was the newer black model with the ventilation on top of the console (fucking retarded design). He managed to pour some beer into it this way.
>>258028687
Why is /v/ so full of rage prone autists?
>tfw knocked GF's jar of menstrual blood all over my PC
>she made me sleep on the couch for a week
not consoles, butthese ink spills are older than some of you on here right now
>>258028793
Nigga have you PLAYED DeS?
>>258028820
>implying you have a GF
>>258028591
At least you learned your lesson eventually.
>>258026050
i pulled my gamecube from 1,5 shelf ... it lost a corner but still works since 10 years...
i ran with my gameboy advance in my hand and slided over the ground with it
helluva pain but advance still ready
NINTENDO MASTERRACE
Captcha: EZ
I knocked my PS3 off my table when I was drunk once and it wouldn't work anymore.
It was free anyways.
>>258028359
A pot or a plastic bin? I'm not a restaurant so I don't need to have a bucket full of sauce.
>>258026050
I puked on my Gamecube once, it still works.My younger brother plays it regularly
>Be youngest brother.
>Brothers are playing PSX.
>I want a turn.
>They tell me to fuck off.
>Walk up to the Playstation.
>Whip out my dick.
>Piss on it.
>Completely broke it.
>Mfw thinking about this.
I was a bad kid.
>Moved out of my parents house
>All my older consoles in Rubbermaid containers in basement
>Everything Xbox, PS2, Gamcube, Saturn, Dreamcast, 32x, ect
>Had a near complete US Dreamast collection
>2 Years ago my parents tell me the basement got a little wet, never before had it ever got wet. They tell me its hardly anything
>Year after that visit home to get some stuff out of my folks basement
>Well a little wet to my parents is 4 feet of fucking water
>While all the tubs had lids non were water tight
>All consoles and games were underwater for a year
Thats now I stopped caring about collection and became an emulation fag. I laterally dumped the water out and set the containers on the curb for the trash men. I didn't cry but i was damn close
>>258029081
>not keeping it in buckets
Get a load of this scrub.
>>258029253
this image makes me scared every time
>>258029227
I would've beat the fucking shit out of you if you were my brother.
Dropped my Vita 1000 from 1 meter and it was fine.
>>258028853
Beaten it multiple times mangaroonie.
No matter the game, getting visibly upset is silly.
accidentally spilled iced tea all over my PS3. i had to format it but it's fine.
>>258029227
>bad
Nigga you were a shithead
>>258026050
I was thrown into a dunk tank with my gameboy SP in my pocket, I cried the entire day
>>258029253
F-fix it, anon
>>258029357
They did. They threw me down the stairs after kicking my ass.
>>258029417
Yeah, I know.
My sister left a plastic cup full of hot coffee on top of her computer that melted into it somehow.
>>258029386
hardquitting in demons souls is a strategy, get out of here shill
>>258029485
Did you learn your lesson, Anon?
>>258026050
>be 10 or some shit I can't remember
>friend's birthday
>shortly after release day of PS2
>"THANK YOU SO MUCH MOM, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A PS2"
>puts PS2 vertically on shelf edge
>full of hype energy
>puts in memory card
>has muscles spasm from hype pulling PS2 off the edge of the shelf
>PS2 falls and crashes on the ground
>friend is balling his eyes out
>we all stare at the ground
>awkward as fuck
>>258029508
Was it in anything but a mug?
>>258026050
I un-ruined a broken (RRoD) by dropping it on the ground in a fit of anger.
Worked fine and still works fine.
>>258029485
at least you understand how terrible you were.
here's a jack frost because i don't know what else to post
>>258029574
Well, yeah. I never pissed on vidya ever again.
>>258029548
>quitting is a strategy
Go to sleep JD.
>>258029292
>buckets
Lewd
>>258029687
Good boy.
>>258029707
underrated shitpost
>>258026050
No because I value my possessions and I'm not some clumsy tard.
No, but I did ruin a computer
>CPU coolant has dried up, computer overheats and crashes after 10 minutes
>Too poor to get more
>It's the middle of winter, who needs artificial cooling?
>Open up window all the way to let cool air in, place tower on the floor with side exposed
>Place fan next to the tower and angle it downwards
>Actually does an excellent job of cooling
>Eating Breakfast at desk one morning
>Glass of chocolate milk sitting on the edge of my desk
>Knock it over
>Full glass of chocolate milk splashes straight into my exposed tower, killing it
I needed a new computer anyway
>>258027489
>I tell people I just spilled some kind of drink on it
You think people don't know?
You think you fooled anyone when you crossed your legs while watching the token pg-13 sex scene in a movie with your family?
They know. They know everything!
![g930-gaming-headset-images[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AQgBrgU.png "g930-gaming-headset-images[1].png")
>>258026050
Not a console but sme Hardware.
When I go to sleep I used to put those over the headrest of my chair because it's neat, doesn't fall and doesn't fuck with any cables.
One night I sleepwalked and did nothing but pick the headphones up, grip them on both ear pieces and rip them apart proceeding then to throw them across the room at the door. I then went back to bed.
I was fucking pissed when I woke up god because back then these fuckers were expansive as shit.
(as for the headphones themselves they are decent but definetly a bit overpriced. But I quite like the functionality and the sound is "good enough" since I don't listen to FLAC music anyway.)
>>258029854
Your subconscious was trying to help you.
Gaymen headsets are fucking awful and sub-$100 headphones can out-do 2-$300+ 'sets.
>>258029508
>This breaks the computer
What?
>>258029854
You deserve it for buying a "gaming headset"
>>258029253
i ruined my phat ds touchscreen playing mp:h
also my copy of that went through both the wash and dryer, but it still works
i think i had one of the yugioh games go through the wash before too, it got all glitchy but still worked
otherwise no i took good care of my things, i figured out the concept of money like mid-elementary school and knew that my family wasnt wealthy enough to just replace the shit i broke
my cousins used to set their ps2 discs face up on shelves like savages, that shit bugged the fuck out of me
>>258028359
Bathtub. The only place to make or store sauce.
You sauce-pleb.
Freak accident caused my ceiling fan to be a sprinkler system for about half an hour, drenching everything in my living room.
After stopping the leak and turning off the fan, my Phat PS2-compatible PS3 (which was on at the time) took on a lot of water and showed orange and purple lights of death.
I unplugged it and just left it sitting there on a table, expecting to throw it out. Just before putting it in the trash, I decided to plug it back in just for the hell of it. It died and came back to life three days later (and still works without a hitch).
>>258030036
>>258030069
I know I know but it neatly fits all my purposes. I know the best possible quality option would be a decent deskt mic and a decent pair of headphones and it would likely still be cheaper. But I do skype a lot while running around the place and moving to my basement for which not only the wirelless is great but also the headset keys work great for going trough music or stopping it to take a call or whatever you need.
Also: I feel weirdly naked when I don't have a headset on. Almost uncomfortable.
>>258029848
To be fair, it doesn't really look like a jizz stain, at least not anymore. Now it's kind of brownish and faded.
Also I don't get boners from sex scenes in movies, ever. But that's neither here nor there.
>>258028687
>ps3
>fuse
>>258029262
How did your parents live in a house above a swamp for a year?
I dropped my PSVita from a shelf once and I was scared shitless and started to check if it was broken.
The scary thing is that I haven found a single scratch anywhere as if it never fell down
To this day I still suspect that something borked but Im just not able to find it
>>258031028
Not sure, after the flood they had someone come out for clean up. They didn't even move my containers. To be honest it only really stunk when you got into the basement. From the steps you couldn't smell the swamp smell.
I accidently pissed on my Vita once. It broke
>>258026050
I throw my bag down the 2nd floor back in elementary. Forgot I was carrying my Gameboy Color.
Shit was wacked for a few days
I fucked one of my CPU pins
Had to get a new one
Never broken a console or game. I have no idea how people can break consoles or let discs get scratched up.
Accidents do happen, but it's not hard to take care of that shit.
>>258031326
How the fuck did you manage to do that?
I once dropped a MnM Blast from sonic on my keyboard shit was stickyier than my cum
>>258031362
I really don't remember why I took it out
>>258026050
My older sister had a house party years ago and one of her mates took my psp out of my room and started playing disgaea on it, then he got mad because he couldn't figure out what to do and poured half a bottle of vodka on it. It stopped working for a week or so and he paid me for it, I tried playing with it about a month later and it worked fine aside from a frw sticky buttons and a stain on the screen. I used the £140 or so that the guy paid me back with to get a cleaning kit and cleaned it and now it works fine.I spent the rest of the money on other random vidya that I came across in my local blockbuster and got a load of sweets aswell
>>258026050
No, not a retarded fatbeard.
>>258029227
>PSX
Also you're a shit and deserve to be shit on
Pretended to blow myself, Fell backwards of a bed and elbowed my DS
>>258032256
kek
also
>Pretended
>>258026050
>have an older cousin
>"anon i found your old sega (saturn), wanna play it?"
>"sure, it's a little dusty though"
>"that's ok i'll clean it"
>she goes into the bathroom and starts washing the console in a stream of watter
>i had no idea what this would do, but the dust was coming off
>plug it in
>smoke
>another time
>PS1 sitting comfortably on a shelf
>the case is broken and doesn't connect to the bottom part
>hey anon wanna play something with me on the PS1?
>sure just remember to pick it...
>she picks up the console by sides
>while the plastic case stays in her hands the circuit boards all drop to the ground
>some parts fly through the room
>i'll never buy a console again.
Not ruined, but I fucked up the speaker on my gameboy color by blowing compressed air into it. Still kinda bums me out.
damned -tan threads
stop cumming on your consoles anon
>>258032343
>she
>she
There's your problem. Just don't let females touch your stuff.
>>258026050
Never, because unlike you Muricans I never eat while on my PC
I split water all over my PS3 but it was fine.
>>258026050
I once ruined your mom's face while spilling cum all over it.
>>258026971
>Common sense m8
>I drop coffee on my keyboards
>frequently
I see an issue here.
the worst I've done is put a gash on a monitor
>see somewhat chunky residue onscreen
>have the BRIGHT idea of scraping it off using my sharktooth necklace
>*shhhrrrrnnkkk*
>now have a huge unmissable scratch that can't be buffed out
>>258032760
That's some powerful pump you got there.
You could fight crime with that.
>>258032343
>>258032653
oh come on that's pretty daaww
most people are content to just browse their mobile phones and ignore each other
>>258026050
>left gameboy in my basketball shorts during rollercoaster
i bet its still there to in universal studios
Oh why yes! My Xbox 360 kept ruining itself. What are you doing Microsoft? Red rings of death everywhere topkek!
No problems with my PS4 so far though.
>>258033090
>older cousin
>older
>daaww
Does not compute.
Also chances are likely this happened before smartphones were common.
ps3 fell out of a suitcase when carrying it home from a lan party
ylod, didn't boot
got a free replacement, and i forgot heavy rain in it and got a new copy too
My sister poured grape juice in my Gamecube and it still worked just fine
>>258027375
Neat fact there's an arrow that drops down little things like report and image search next to the post number on the mobile site
>>258033410
>implying clumsy well meaning onee-san isn't a trope
>>258027273
Chris?
>>258033382
I feel like this could be evidence that there are AI bots posting on /v/.
They're learning. This little guy is still a bit off. There's something uncanny about it, but he'll get there!
Everyone encourage our new AI friend!
>>258033349
>theme park worker
>very little pay but I love my job
>often have to clean up around a particular ride at every few days
>collect coins notes (though all wallets are sent back to their owners)
>make almost twice my normal pay each week though dropped money alone
>>258033612
>implying porn and reality co-exist
I dropped my SP to many times as a kid and the backlight broke. It still worked fine other than that though.
>>258033701
>>258033382
suspicious
Dropping, yes. I also managed to smash in a lot of controller ports back when stuff was all wired and our dogs were puppies. :3
Wireless controllers are the best thing ever to happen to vidya.
>>258033903
>>258033701
How do i know you arent the robot instead. Trying to cover up your tracks by pinning the blame on someone else. How do i know that everyone here isnt a robot. Maybe you are actually the only real person here and im also a robot.
>>258029253
>>258034041 (User)
Beep boop bop??
>>258034125
Beep boop boop beep. Boop boop bop.
>>258034041
Ice cream? I love ice cream!
>>258026846
>accidentally shit
>accidentally
>>258028143
>13 gamecube controllers
How?
Why?
>>258034060
>tumblr_lxnonuLmA01r3gzspo(...).png
>>258026050
>average Mystic Knight's PS3 after dousing the fire.png
>>258034016
>>258032720
teach me the magic of splitting water oh wise one
>>258026846
>accidentally
>>258028143
aANON HOW
>>258034389
>1403491950821.jpg
>>258034589
epic comeback
>>258034639
noice
>having a fap
>strange urge to blow my seed on my keyboard
>do it
>Shift key no longer work because of my glorious semen
>mfw
Sticky keys amirite.
>>258034407
no brazzers logo?
>>258033701
Remember when people were pretending to be bots marketing the Xbox One last year?
>>258034742
>>strange urge to blow my seed on my keyboard
I don't know why this happens. But it is regrettable every time.
>>258033410
this happened when smartphones were nonexistant, i did have a nokia 3310 though
>>258026846
>Accidentally shit
>>258026050
Broke a shitty madcats ps2 controller in half playing Spongebob battle for Bikini bottom.
I don't recall any physical damage happening to my systems
My DS Phat got a crack on the top from reasons unknown, but nothing severe.
my semen or precum stained my mouse permenently. like gave it a bizarre, etched pattern i couldnt remove
>>258026846
>accidentaly
>>258035017
False marketers have always been a thing, I was just having some fun about him being a bot, and not just an idiot.THERE ARE BOTS THOUGH AND THEY ARE AMONG US. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
>>258028239
How didn't it fucking melt?
>>258035329
laminate that shit
immortalize your stain for the victory that it is
I dropped my PSP in high-school when I had a great laugh. My LCD screen cracked, but I mostly never played PSP games back then. When I did feel like playing PSP games, I just replaced the LCD, easy.
>>258028239
My friend wrapped his in towels and left it on for around 2 hours and it worked as well
>>258035674
its gone now sadly, the mouse broke. but i didnt need to laminate it. it was like acid etching was done to the surface, so it was like i had tried to add grip for the left finger
>>258026050
I came on my keyboard a million times and it still works.
>>258032950
>shark tooth necklace
Are you a cute swimmer boy
>>258026050
> Mfw I dropped my Wii like 35 times while playing smash drunk
> Refuses to die
Thats my girl.
Gamecube controllers need like 2 extra feet of cord I swear.
>>258026971
Oh fuck I did that once and I messed up my keyboard. The Coffee made it all really sticky so when I pushed a key down it'd just stay down and because I'm a jew and I didn't want to get a new keyboard, I decided to take every key off one by one and fix it.
>>258026050
Worst thing I ruined was a monitor. I left the window open in summer at night when I using it and thunder bugs got in behind the back panel and died. It looked like the screen had loads of dead cells because of them.
My old roommate wrecked his 360 because he picked it up with a disc spinning inside. He was shocked because he did it all the time with his PS3.
Also Someone once stood on the charging cables and it pulled the console off the table, but it was fine.
>>258035989
i did that two, but i vomited into a friends keyboard while shitfaced, and the next morning used qtips and took it apart to try to fix it. instead we blamed the dog after a few hours. a puke that filled the entire keyboard on a dog the size of a cat
dropped my clear purple gameboy color in the bath onceit still worked after that
>>258035857
>Gamecube controllers need like 2 extra feet of cord I swear.
The white Gamecube controllers that were reissued in Japan for the Wii have significantly longer cables and have been available on Amazon for quite some time
>>258026050
A friend of mine pulled on my playstation with the controller
>okay I pull
>don't do it
>does it anyway
Fucking idiot.
Also I spilled cider on my Cherry keyboard yet 6 months later I picked it up again and it works perfectly fine.
>>258026050
I slipped and fell directly on my 3DS. Luckly I'm not a 300 lb neckbeard so I only cracked the screen.
After 3 weeks of having my PSP 3000 I decided to put some cool looking themes, and back then that involved replace files from the flash memory. After that my PSP never started again and there is no fix.
Thanks god there's softmodding now.
Freedom-speaks.com/vote
My mom got angry at a Professor Layton game and managed to rip the touch screen of my ds lite apart. Good thing I still have 3 other DS's.
I accidentally threw my laptop off the side of the couch and the screen fucked up. But it still worked so I connected it to the TV and used it for months until I could afford a new laptop.
>>258032458
>>258037359
>YOUR MOM GOT SO ANGRY AT A PUZZLE THAT SHE TORE YOUR DS APART
JESUS CHRIST ANON IS SHE A FUCKING CHIMP
When I was a shitty little kid who didn't know how fapping worked, I was humping a pillow with my Gameboy in my pocket. Broke the screen.
>>258033701
Will the AI be mai waifu and love me?
Came on my Vita once for /v/
It doesn't work anymore
>>258026846
What
Were you using your PS3 as a chair or something?
>>258028143
>Froze a SNES
What the fuck were you even doing?
>>258038746
>broke a fucking Game Boy
>with your DICK
You've got balls of steel.
>>258026050
I ruined my 200 dollar Motherboard the first day then send it back to new egg without the serial code so they send it back to me... I literally put the sticker back, put the motherobard back in the box and resend it back to new egg then finally shit got fixed. the porcess lasted like 2 months
>>258041343
How did you ruin it?
>>258041475
I cut my finger with pic related, I lost a lot of blood then i went for some alcohol, I tripped, Board drank more alcohol than a fucking pirate. After that it didn't want to turn on.
I spilled a can of soda on my original Xbox. Full can fell from the shelf and right onto the Xbox spilling all over it.
Still works to this day despite being stained to hell and back.
>>258028193
Or that your dad didn't want you to be sad over its death, so he bought a new one and replaced it without your knowing.
>>258038746
When I was a kid, I broke my fucking toilet while fapping. I almost got stabbed in the ass by the toilet's porcelain.
I wasn't even that fat lel
>>258042229
Jesus christ man
>>258029829and a new glass of chocolate milk
>>258034742
>>258035017
Cumming on keyboards is a thing?
>>258038746
>humping pillows/beds/couches/furniture
why did people do this? I have literally never heard of people doing this before I came to /v/ and me and my friends used to take turns at the living room computer fapping while everyone else had their backs to us.
>>258042942
oh yes
>>258042229
>>258042942
The origin of "Sticky keys"
Put a cracked CD on a CD drive once. The drive shred that CD to pieces and I had to pick each piece out of the drive to get it to work again.
>>258026050
my old ps3 fell off the shelf it was on (like a fucking foot onto carpet) and now when it turns on everything is green and then it gets full of artifacts until it freezes. I assume the graphics card broke. Shame, it was a backwards compatible one too.
>>258043203
>>258043401
I understand by accident and occasionally if you were just that horny but not as a habit.
>>258026050
Spit all my drink on my laptop when I sneezed
, / F6 F12 doesn't work since then, have to use alt+num for them.
>>258043591
Shut the fuck up Today before it happens again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwjMZ8nFgIM
>>258029227
This reminds me of that nigger who got so enraged on medical personel, who claimed he had Ebola that he whiped out his dick and started to piss on them.
Obviously he had ebola and died some time after that.
>>258043746
Only turbonerds use F6 and F12 anyway!
Was digging about in my room looking for stuff and dropped my baseball bat on my bed.
Forgot I'd fallen asleep playing my gameboy color, cracked the screen.
RIP you glorious little bastard.
Years later I told this tale to a friend of a friend when I was at his house and saw he had one that was the same colour as the one I broke.
He gave me it.
>>258043792
I've since replaced the piece of shit desk that broke when it fell and the ps3 since so i'm not worried about it.Sucks that the new ps3 has a small ass hard drive i'm too lazy to replace
>All these people pissing on vidya
You're lucky that you weren't electrocuted if it was a plugged console.
>>258042710
>>258043376
I know right!! I still have the bloody Manual/certificate thingy/ because the jews at New Egg replaced only the Motherboard and left al the other shit intact...
>Nintendo Ds had just come out!
>Sick as a mother fucker had the sleek ass Silver one at the time. (Actually I'm not aware if you could get other colours in it)
>At friends house playing a bunch of shit. From Ds to ps!
>good times all around
>Going home
>Drop it
>Barely intact.
>Fucking, hanging off of the centre piece.
>Screen busted
>Fucking portable gaming.
>1995
>Be 6, brother is 10.
>Buy new mouse, because the old one got broken.
>Got new game as well.
>Argue with brother who should play the game first.
>We start to pull new mouse, each in different direction.
>It falls on the floor.
>Gets broken
>No one plays any games that day.
>Play WoW some years later.
>Something goes wrong
>Slam the keyboard with my fist.
>Space gets broken in half.
It was a shit keyboard anyway, but for the whole rest of the night I've had to use half of the space.
When I was a teenager I was a little fucker with handhelds. Chucked my gameboy SP out of my window when I fucked up in Star Wars 3, couple years later snapped my original DS in half on accident trying to beat one of the Mario Kart DS trials because the hinges were shit.
>>258044284
Wow you're fucking stupid if you think there's even a remote possibility of that happening.
Even Mythbusters tested that shit by pissing on an electrified train rail and jack shit happened.
My friend or someone threw cheap paintballs around my room, a few of them landed or cracked in one of my game baskets (or degraded overtime) the result was several genesis cartridges becoming completely blue on the title stickers.
I remember playing games on my old compaq presario piece of shit laptop (pentium 1) and spilling a full can of Surge all over it.
No idea how my parents convinced compaq to fix the thing with the warranty, but companies were more reasonable back then.
>had a GBA in my bag
>cousin pushes me
>I land ass first on the bag
>screen is broken
Well, at least I got an SP shortly after.
>>258026846
>>258026927
>>2580274897
>all this slobbery
>>258026050
I stepped on my gameboy SP. My friends were over and during my excited sleepover state of mind, I forgot I had placed it under a blanket and crushed the screen with my heel.
>>258031049
One day it will suddenly just disintegrate into dust.
>>258026176
>>258026157
also had a GBC go into a pool and be fine, confirmed for water proof
>>258047230
You lost your anal virginity to a GBA?
>drop DS lite a dozen times in concrete, metal flooring, carpet, hard wood
>it's fine
>drop it in puddle
>it's fine
>Drop DSi from pocket height onto carpet
>top screen snaps off at the hinge
>>258026050
How do you spill something on a console? Do you keep it under you or something? Shouldn't it be on the other side of the room?
Why do people do this? If you spill shit all over the place do yourself a favor and don't bother owning a console.
My sister broke her first 3DS in half by throwing it against a wall in anger like 2 days after she got it
>>258026050
Got very drunk one night and apparently used my PS3 as a toilet. Woke up with a blinding headache the next day, PS3 drenched in piss. Yellow light showing instead of red. I tried to dry it out and start it up and it immediately failed. Was a complete write off.
I was playing with my gameboy once while I was in the toilet and I dropped it in the shit
>>258026050
I spilledteaon my 3ds once. It still works but the R button was sticky for some time but it eventually worked as original again.
I'll never, ever, do that again
I came on my 3DS playingPokemon Y. It still worked but it was hard to get it out of the crevice between the screen and the hinge
>>258053536
I hope that's her last 3DS, how old is she?
I haven't, but my friend's girlfriend once spilled juice all over my computer. At first it wasn't so bad, but when she picked up the carton she poured all of the juice into it and completely destroyed it.I accidentally punched her in the eye because I forgot that you're not supposed to hit women when they fuck up and I treated her like how I would one of my male friends.
I fried my Hauppage HD PVR by accidentally using the wrong plug. That count?
>>258026157
same thing happened to me.
>>258027412
nintendium stopped with the n64
I brought my PS2 to a little family gathering a couple of years ago and a relative accidentally spilled his juice on it. It didn't work for a bit, but then it started working again, which was a big relief.
>>258026050
Dropped my PSP once so the screen cracked.
Bought a new one and replaced it though so it wasn't especially critical or anything.
>>258057507
>I accidentally punched her in the eye because I forgot that you're not supposed to hit women when they fuck up and I treated her like how I would one of my male friends.
2edgy4me
i havent properly cleaned my desktop in about 5 years, i just blow away all the dust, dandruff, and falling hairs from my head (that includes tiny little hairs from my eyebrows and eyelashes, and both short and long hairs from my head)
funny thing is, im not even going bald, my hair is just weak and my skin is genetically shit, nobody is or has been bald in my family for generations, and i get dandruff even if i shower 4-5 times a week.
>>258028193
Same thing happened to my gameboy colour when it fell down the toilet while I was having a piss. I didn't let it dry out though, i just dried the outside of it with a towel and turned it back on and it worked like a charm
