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Restarting quest
Select a class to continue (3 votes)
[Rules]
>Only 1 life per class, don't fuck this up.
>When in doubt, you can always flee but depends on your class.
>Opinions will decide your fate very very much.
>>258013381
rogue
MAGE
Dickass Mage
honor bound rogue
Mage
>>258013520
>>258013527
>>258013650
Mage route selected.
Mage focuses on offensive skills, but mixing them can be devastating. Get creative fgt.
Also when level up you may choose 1 new skill which will be shown
>>258013835
get on with it then
Can't start anything without an opening.
You found yourself sleeping under a tree.
You can always wake up, or continue sleeping.
>>258014071
Gotta keep sleeping to increase that mana pool
>>258014071
Get your ass up nigga
>>258014228
You better wake up or he will run off with your hat.
>>258014228
Wake up in a cold sweat.
>>258014375
Wake up and zap the shit out of this criminal
>>258014375
Wake up I guess.
>>258014375
>>258014394
You woke up, but you lost the little rascal.
>>258014636
Use magic to find him
>>258014636
WTF. Either you shoot him, or kill yourself and turn to Rogue.
>>258014636
Fuck it. I never liked that hat anyway. Plus, I cursed it.
Go back to sleep.
>>258014636
It's a good thing I always bring a spare hat.
>>258014636
>>258014780
You tried to kill yourself, but accidentally hit the thief.
>>258014927
Put the bitchen hat on and go back to sleep
>>258014927
*teleport behind him*
>>258015032
This, but cast a curse on the hat that effects anyone that touches it but you.
>>258015032
You obtained your hat which gives 10+ all stat and 500MP.
You plan to sleep, but you have 1 more skill point to use on your new ability to select.
>>258015257
Learn invisibility
>>258014927
put out body and then loot
>>258015257
Pick 1.
>>258015257
Learn magic missle
>>258015370
blink
>>258015370
Learn to blink.
>>258015113
<pic related
>>258015119
Under-leveled
>>258015318
>>258015415
>>258015323
Simply impossible.
>>258015452
Blink learned.
Out of nowhere a giant bumped into you.
>>258015695
Are you a friendly giant?
So next quest ?
>>258015695
Throw ashes at him
>>258015695
doge
>>258015695
blink away and back to sleep to recover the mana
>>258015736
You asked him that but got completely ignored.
>>258015917
Blink to on top of his head, and poke his eyes out.
>>258015917
blink away dammint
lets go to the piss tree forest
or maybe the troll of the bridge
>>258015765
>>258015882
You planned to blink out but the giant ignored you. He took the ashes and left.
You might want to follow him or go elsewhere.
I choose knight
>>258016081
Blink to his shoulder, and go along for the ride
>>258016081
Follow
>>258016160
>>258016169
Out of reach, but you can still follow him while blinking bit by bit.
>>258016304
Set ashes on fire
>>258016304
call down lightning on the motherfucker
>>258016374
Ashes were already stolen.
>>258016414
Out of reach, maybe if you're higher leveled.
>>258016169
>>258016304
You decided to follow him until night fall, but bumped into a hideous creature. You also grew a beard.
>>258016590
forgot pic
how much mana do we have? can we keep blinking all day?
>>258016729
>>258016590
say "ayy bby back dat ass up"
>>258016590
>>258016729
I meant set the ashes in his hand on fire, but whatever.
Examine ssurroundings
>>258016729
ask him about his day
>>258016729
Are you a friendly hideous creature?
>>258016778
Mana will replenish after a whole day, a little rest faster if meditate.
With the hat, you have 600 MP. Blink costs 50 MP glad you asked that.
>>258016810
The monster ignored you completely but shows a threat.
>>258016729
Kill it with fire
>>258017039
kill it with fire
>>258017039
Forgot to mention, you ran out of mana after spamming blink to chase the giant!
Danger Level : High
>>258017039
>>258017039
Stare contest
>>258017191
run run run
>>258017191
[Use item] Shotgun
>>258017191
Cast Fist
>>258017191
Punch him in the eye or something.
>>258017424
NOW LEGIT WANKERS
>>258017424
I played mage ball you know
>>258017424
Suddenly the beast pushed you over, and turned into a lady.
>>258017424
Throw dirt in it's eye and leg it
>>258017662
Rape it
>>258017662
Cast rape
>>258017662
Show dick and Ask for tits
>>258017662
COP A FEEL WHILE HELPING HER UP
>>258017662
You're a wizard, the way of the pussy is not for you
>>258017723
>>258017725
>>258017727
Invalid request, she held you down too tightly.
Though you did regain some MP just enough to blink out maybe?
>>258017839
Cast pelvic thrust
>>258017839
cop a feel then blink out
>>258017901
No response.
>>258017839
cast fist again
>>258017839
Stick one finger up her vag stick another in her eye and knee her in the uterus while she's stumbling
>>258017997
BLINK OUT BLINK
>>258017997
Grab her boob for more mana
>>258017997
Tip your hat and cast M'lady
>>258017989
You just blinked out. You had ENOUGH of lady-turning monsters for the night.
>>258018328
Run back to her and cast rape
>>258018328
check self
>>258018328
Sleep
Suddenly everything got pitch black. You kept walking forward but felt something poking you from the back.
Intercept or run?
>>258018328
Get your bearings.
>>258018328
browse inventory
>>258018512
intercept
>>258018512
Rub your butt on whatever poked you in order to understand it better
>>258018512
Intercept
>>258018512
Intercept
>knight
>not fighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbVdyPZiOLM
>>258018897
intercept
>>258018512
You LOOKED behind you, but see nothing.
>>258013381
Warrior Master Race
>>258019027
LOOK UP DAT SLUT WANTS YOUR MANA
>>258019027
360 and walk away
>>258019027
when you walk away
>>258019142
>>258019360
You kept walking, but somehow you feel something following you.
>>258019439
Cast love
>>258019439
cast light
>>258019439
Cast protective shield just in case.
>>258019502
Not only you don't have that skill, you don't know what you're facing with.
>>258019439
Ask "Who is there"
>>258019703
get depressed over never knowing love and slowly walk away
>>258019703
Who turned off the lights?
>>258019743
After asking, suddenly pic related.
>>258020259
please do not eat me or my mana
>>258020259
cast hug
>>258020259
Present MUH DICK and hope for the best?
>>258020259
Start throwing lighting in random direction
>>258020259
Protect thy self mage.
>>258020259
Offer to play cards.
>>258020259
Hold hands with her.
>>258020370
You startled the witch.
>>258020908
Grab her hands and forcefully hold them, disturbing her by the lewdness of your act.
>>258020908
RUN RUN RUN
also what's the rule for having your post done?
>>258020908
Tell her "You ever seen a wizard use his dick as a magical wand?" If she replies "no" then respond "Wanna find out?"
>>258020990
She backed off and seemed upset.
>>258020908
Cast [plz respond]
>>258021261
Now, engage in sex in the missionary position for the sake of recreation to finish her off.
>>258021261
QUICKLY SPILL YOUR SPAGHETTI
>>258021261
cast consensual sex
failing that, cast rape
>>258021261
Reassure her your magic can remove any pregnancy so its okay not to pull out[lie]
>>258021261
Cast spaghetti
>>258021261
>upset from seeing dick
Come the fuck on, she has her tits hanging out, that's just asking for a dicking.
>>258021407
>>258021407
>>258021470
You actually had that magic all along.
>>258021703
Tell her she needs to eat these eggs
>>258021703
make like a tree and get the fuck out of there
>>258021703
Put your dong back into your robes.
>>258021703
Give her your meatballs
>>258021703
Steal here magic using your penis.
>>258021961
underrated post
>>258021990
pull her out of there
>>258021990
Help her out, as long as she promises to adventure with you and not harm you in any way.
>>258021990
Pull her out, apologize, explain you meant to make sweet love with her and impregnant her.
If she refuses, tell her its a prophecy bestowed upon you by the gods themselves and to deny the gods gift is to deny existance[lie]
>>258021990
Tell her that it doesnt matter what happened, but she must eat all the eggs.
(Conjure a bowl of boiled eggs)
>>258022116
>>258022118
She promised to follow you in your journey and cause no harm. You helped her out of the spaghetti.
>>258022586
apologize for startling her and ask what her name is
>>258022586
Eat the spaghetti for full hp/mp
>>258022586
Ask her name and class
>>258022586
Use here witchey powers to augment your own.
>>258022716
this but also check her stats and inventory
>>258022586
Rerolling>>258022313
>>258023347
him?
you ask as you both get out of that cave
>>258023347
HIm, you mean the masked man?
>>258023347
Well, since you're in my party now, I will name you xXxFaRtBoX420NoScOpexXx.
>>258022957
>>258022313
You think it's a bad idea to talk her into that sort of topic.
>>258023456
>>258023479
She doesn't say anything. Also it's actually night time not in a cave.
>>258023481
She doesn't like that name
>>258023725
Walk till you reach the point where the sun touches the earth.
>>258023725
Check her inventory
>>258023725
Find a safe place and sleep till morning.
>>258023725
make camp for the night. need to digest the spaghetti
>>258023725
find an inn for the night
>>258023725
Ask her if she knows about MGSV coming to PC and how she feels
>>258024230
Ask if you can call her Suzanne or Suzzy
>>258024230
Hug her, and if she resists pat her head a bit till she calms down.
>>258024230
well, ask why she attacked you atleast
>>258024230
find an inn to sleep for the night
>>258024230
Ask her why she inverted her Tachyon grid in your tesla coil.
>>258024269
She's okay with Suzzy.
>>258024285
After hugging her, you felt her pair of warm breast but let go quickly.
>>258024298
She wanted to mug you and at least get a new clothing.
>>258024848
Make camp for the night, ask Suzzy to tell ghost stories.
>>258024848
make camp
>>258024848
summon her some new clothing. dont want to get our shit jacked
You set up camp, she felt really tired and you gave her your own robe to warm her up while she sleeps.
>>258025510
dream
>>258025510
Dream about having a happy family with Suzzy
>>258025510
shiver like hell because you need a new robe
>>258025510
>>258025567
==>Wizard: Dream
>>258025510
Dream about not being a30 year old virgin
>>258025510
make a spaghetti tipi around you guys. you need shelter after all
>>258025981
Wake up feeling extra rested.
>>258025981
Proceed with the dream to NSFW zone...
>>258025981
rub nipples
>>258025981
catch a cold because you aint got no shirt nigga
>>258025981
start jacking it
>>258026667
5 more minutes...
>>258026667
Sit up suddenly screaming something about whatever you were dreaming about, and plant your face in her tits. Pretend to be embarrassed about it.
>>258026667
listen slut I'll get up when I feel like it and I just so happen to feel like it right now
>>258026667
What time is it?
>>258026667
top of the morning to ya, lass!
>>258027047
Summon some eggs and spaghetti.
>>258027047
summon bowl of eggs
>>258027047
Quickly use the spaghetti magic!
>>258027047
I'm a fucking wizard not a god damn fridge, go get your self something to eat
this thread is pretty beta
>>258027247
Suzzy is mai waifu.
>>258027247
It was fun at first, but OP ignored all the fun suggestions.
>>258027047
Tell her to fuck off and eat some dicks
>>258027165
You made her cry.
>>258027664
Whip out your dick, and tell her that if she wants some food, she has to earn it.
>>258027664
Inquire why the top half of her face is black
>>258027664
apologise and summon a bowl of eggs
>>258027664
alright fine flash freeze a near by river and burn out the fish you trap then give that to her
>>258027664
Hug her and say she's sorry.
>>258027725
>>258027740
>>258027816
>>258027925
>>258027932
You decided to do everything at once but she ran away.
>>258028089
Run after her, don't let this one get away.
>>258028089
Well fuck her, lets go do what we're supposed to be doing
>>258028089
Hire some mercs to kidnap her back
>>258028089
welp. we just got all our shit jacked. now what?
>>258028089
cook some food and have a nice cup of tea
>>258028158
You decided to let it go.
An hour later she came back.
>>258028409
Cast fire
>>258028409
welcome back
>>258028409
punch her cunt
>>258028409
Nice fish
>>258028409
genuflect and say you are not an early morning person
>>258028496
>>258028612
"k" - Suzzy
>>258028534
You think that's a bad idea.
>>258028461
No reason for this.
>>258028757
You still haven't said why half of your head is black yet
>>258028757
"WELL FUCK YOU BEEEEETCH" then dance like a chicken on fire
>>258028757
alright check your map and see about where we're headed
>>258028757
now lets go
>>258028901
>>258028932
Woops, you died.
Reason:
>Food poisoning (Spaghetti eaten from the ground) finally kicking in.
>>258029164
you fucking cop outing faggot faced nigga cock sucking dick cheese CUNT
>>258029164
nigga, we have done much worse. we wizards after all. now wake up and get back to it
>>258029164
Thank god. This shit got terrible as soon as the chick was introduced.
>>258029164
Hit continue
>>258029164
Well shieeet
>>258029164
Resurrect as lich.
>>258029164
Good
OP was a huge faggot for railroading the campaign
>>258029382
show them how it's done notapaladin
>>258029498
Okay, wizard gets revived by wandering necromancer: Y/N ?
>>258029578
Y LOCK IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>258029578
Based necromancer
>>258029645
Oh shit a wandering necromancer revived you.
You are now skelemage
>>258029865
YES.
YES.
YES.
>>258029865
pop a boner
also yozhman when?
>>258029865
Check stat values
>>258029865
now summon some skeletal delicacies. we mad hungry
>>258029164
NO FUCK YOU, THERE IS LITTLE RISK OF FOOD POISONING FROM THE GROUND YOU JERK FACE!
You got 2 other class to choose.
Bonus from Mage Route:
Food poisoning resist +50%
>>258029865
Tickle your funny bone
>>258030098
Attempt to raise spooky stat
>>258030025
uninstal.exe
>>258029910
Soon apparently, at least according to his last tweet.
>>258030098
Make sweet skeletal love to Suzzy.Hi NaP.
>>258030025
Knight.
>>258029865
The dead stays dead. Thought it may be a good idea to see him in the next route.
>>258030025
ummmmm sorry thought you was done because how it ended
Kinght
>>258030098
let's go to the nearest town
>>258030159
OH NO! She's too spooked by you!
>>258030360
Give her your bone.
>>258030360
show her your boner
>>258030180
sorry that's my fault
>>258030360
activate spaghetti magick to make a noodle body over your bones
>>258030360
Spoke her to death
>>258030180
Pat her on the head, pat pat pat.
Knight route to be continued. Or at least continued by someone else.
