would you Cortana /v/?
>>257741828
I'd cum all over that hologram
Post the porn
>>257742357
get a real gf neckbeard faggot
I'd transfer a few terabytes into her ass
>>257741828
yes
i'd the original Cortana even harder
The old non-bodypaint with saggy tits Cortana was better.
Just like Reach's female Spartans had the perfect tits and fluffy butts while IV's Spartans look like anorexic boys.
>>257741828
>Fucking hardlight
>Not roasting your dick
Yeah no It's not going to happen. Unless you make a hologram of yourself.
>>257741828
>Those feet
Damn they did something right on that Cortana model
yes
yesyesyesyesyesyes
>>257744183
She's not even a real person in the context of her own story, there is no reason at all she should have anything but the most perfect perky breasts possible.
>>257744529
fuckin' nerd
>>257741828
I'd Halo 1, 2, or 3 Cortana.
Halo 4 Cortana a shit.
>>257743658
I would plug into her USB slot with my pen-drive turned upside down
Halo 2 Cortana is the best.
>>257741828
not that fat beast cortana, but any of the other ones yes
>>257749346
>there are people that prefer tomboy Cortana to hot Cortana
just admit you`re a fag already
>>257741828
>saggy tits
If I wanted that then I could just fuck a 3dpd whore.
>>257749143
I'd eject my D:\ drive into her mouth and plug into her back port
>>257749346
cuddle with me anon~
>>257751848
4 is best Cortana.
>>257749759
>Anon doesn't like MILFs
Would Cortana be considered 2D or 3DPD?
>>257741828
Who's Anna and what reason would I have to court her?
>>257752872
2DPD
>>257751848
Her tits got droopier as the years went by. It's rather sad.
>>257744183
aw man reach's female spartans...
i think i might just go have a wank now
What about H2Anniversary Cortana?
Shitty Halo 4 Cortana? Christ no.
>>257751848
They all have hideous faces. 1 and 2's cheeks are too gaunt. 3's face is too long and nose is too big. 4 has a weak chin and pudgy jawline which makes her look fat.
>>257753629
The pudge is what makes the H4 version cute.
HCE's Cortana looks like my aunt way too much.
Cortana from Halo 2 looks all right.
Halo 3 Cortana's hair wasn't great. Kind of bugged me. In fact I didn't care for her whole design.
Oh, and if anyone's wondering, the concept of Cortana made of "hardlight" wouldn't hurt you, but she wouldn't exactly be comfy
Well?
her titties hang lower than that dragon age inqisition elf chick
>>257753150
happens to every girl, even your mom, ever notice how her tits are kinda saggy?
>>257755086
She looks nice. Quite the smile, though.
>>257755574
Eh, that model looks too weird for me.
>>257755574neat
>>257755297
I don't stare at my mum's tits.I noticed it on yours though.
Improve her face, make her breasts grow one cup, and make her hips slightly wider and sure.
>>257755574
Sauce?
>>257755086
I saw a video on YouTube where some fat neckbeard and his friend are wondering around with a camera. They find Jen at one point and they just seem so annoying. They ask her to say the "bet you can't stick it line", and she does it in an uninterested, mocking way. But for some reason her delivery is hot as fuck. She sounds and looks all sultry, and she's looking straight up into the camera which is quite close to her.
Anyone ever see that video?
>>257756740
Found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ag6JnhqKO4
>>257744183
Halo 4 Cortana has the bes rack in vidya
>>257759509
I wouldn't go that far but it is pretty nice. Her hips and torso aren't bad either.
>>257755574
>>257755574
why'd they make Cortana's tits so small? she has pretty huge ones in game
>>257759509
>implying that doesn't belong to Elizabeth from BI.
>>257759745
same goes for the hips
>>257755297
WHy would it happen to a computer program?
>>257760089
Because she is a duplicate of her creator.
you all would
>>257759792
Doesn't look as thick overall like her Halo 4 model either. Could be the position but she has nice hips at least.
Unfortunately there's extremely little SFM porn using thicker or bustier models. Admittedly, one thing I was hoping for from SFM animators was a lot of tittyfucking.
>>257761348
I always said I would.
>>257761367
>>257759792
it's just like the weird way rule 34 makers make all the Elizabeth SFM models, making her skinny and flat with no hips, instead of a busty, curvy body like she is supposed to have
you'd think accuracy alone would take precedence
>those hips
>tfw sfm porn dudes don't show enough genitalia.
>tfw sfm models have lazily made genitalia.
I'm sorry, I need to see some vag.
>>257755297
My mom looks the same though she still has 44DD
>>257762198
good job objectifying women, bungie or whoever's in charge
How has Chief not hit that shit yet? is he gay?
>>257761880
pic related is the most common one for Liz used
can anyone really say that's remotely accurate from the neck down? when a character has big hips/ass, and big tits, render them with them
>>257761880
Elizabeth's pretty small proportionally IMO, though I'm probably saying that because I'm black. I agree about accuracy. Not that I'd mind if the people making nude models made everyone a little bigger or more shapely than their actual models, but I feel like all of them are just the same from the waist down.That being said, I don't recall anyone making any animations of that really thick female pyro model, aside from photoshopped expansion feitsh images.
>>257762198
She's a bit of a butterface but that body more than makes up for it.
>>257753425
ruined
>>257755297
>>257753150
The reason for this is probably because the modelers used a real naked woman for their last model.
When breasts aren't being kept by clothing or a bra, they hang down a little.
If you look at the other models before 4, that's how breasts would look like if Cortana was wearing clothes like a skintight suit or whatever.
Source : I had to study this shit for my modelling classes.
Not like it matters since it's a hologram and it can have whatever the fuck breasts it wants to.
WHY IS CORTANA FEMALE
THIS IMPLIES INTELLIGENCE IS ONLY A FEMALE TRAIT
THIS IS MALE OPRESSION
>>257762535
>objectifying women by making them female? wtf...
>>257762719
Proportionally?
Proportionally Elizabeth is out of control, since the game has cartoon looking humans.
If you translated her body's proportions to a real woman, she'd have enormous tits, crazy wide hips, a massive ass and ridiculously long legs.
>>257763116
>>257758356
MY FUCKING DICK
>Why is this line so popular with the boys?
You know why.
would you fill phil's dark side?
>>257762675
>those nonexistent hips
that is not hot a all
I would let her give me afootjob
>>257741828
Oh god yes with that amazing MILF body.
>>257763660
>>257758356
>>257756740
I don't get it.
>>257764036
The quality of her voice is attractive to me, and probably the other guy. Nothing to "get".
>>257763276
Well, I'm not gonna argue with that. Like I said, I'm black. We both like wide hips, big tits, and probably based on your description, long legs and wide hips too, so the only thing to argue is "how big is big?" .
At any rate, however she looks ingame, I'd rather watch that get dicked than someone copy/pasting her head onto some nude template that doesn't look like her.
>>257742114
You mean you will cum over the floor.
>>257758356
That's not the one I saw, but thank you anyway. The one I saw was definitely at a convention. I just wish I remembered which one.
Part of the reason it was so hot was because the camera was right in her face, and she was sitting down looking up at it.
>>257764691
The projector, man.
>>257764691
The idea of having some sort of fake-banging a sex-hologram or actually feeling it, but your sperm just flies through it is starting to sound kinky.
I would rather Siri
>>257765324
"W-what are..what are you doing? Technician anon, that's disgusting! Oh no, don't...not on the pedestal. Now I can't display myself properly!"
>>257766775Anon will you watch me masturbate and pretend to be a cute ghost girl?
>>257766748
I fucking love double-entendre. You're the Number One Anon of the day.
>>257755574
Nice softcore
Is there any hope left to see pic related or halo master chief collection on PC? I want to play halo 3 so bad but I won't buy a 360 since the servers must be fucking dead.Even more in this side of the world.
>>257741828
>cortana
That ugly bitch doesn't have shit on Goodra. Goodra, bI mean, look at her fucking hips! They're shittons larger, and she's way more feminine than Cortana will ever be.
>>257768224
:::::^^^^^^)))))))))
>>257764854
Same guy here, just found this recording for anyone who's interested
http://youtu.be/X3tf3B0S7ho
>>257768378
I'm not being ironic, so you can go and shove your layebinmaymays face up your ass. Goodra is fucking hot..
>>257768224
Why is Goodra so feminine?
>>257768224
>>257768570
You are the reason I'm still stuck in gen five.
>>257741828
THIS IN 1080p = FAP FAP FAP
>>257771938
>>257772458
Oh I'll use my console alright
>>257741828
Average looking woman painted blue
>midget legs
>arms longer than legs
>butterface
>wide shoulders
More Cortana porn pls :3
>>257754590
She's best Cortana. And coincidentally from the best game featuring Cortana.
>>257771938
I like how the trainer starts jizzing a little before the Goodra stops to drink it all. There simply needs to be more tittyfucking in porn.
Where're the Clementine r34 webms, /v/? I know you have them.
>>257774674
Shame that the best parts of the game didn't feature Cortana.
>>257772458
>>257773975
>>257762535
>objectifying women
>this is now rape culture
>>>/tumblr/
>>257762236
pics pls
>>257776650
Can you imagine how fucking uncomfortable it would be to get an erection in Mjolnir armour?
>>257778608
IIRC chief has no dick.
>>257778608
Spartan 2's cant get erections, so it's fine.
>>257778608
There's a shock-absorbing gel coating the inside, it regulates skin temperature and helps absorb the impact from falls.
>>257778731
He does. it's just a tiny babby dick and he has no sex drive.
>>257741828
Fuck 343 for making Cortana a slut
>>257763116
Who is Deep Winter?
Who is Wessley?
And >>257763443
These are but a few.
>>257778796
>>257778949
Sounds like a challenge.
>>257780224
It's debatable if he even knows what sex is. He's been trained with nothing but war 24/7 since he was a baby and he never got the traditional puberty horomones, shit was artificial growth instead.
>>257762535
Uh, I hope you realize that the top two head execs at 343 are women.
That's why Halo 4 was such a giant piece of shit.
Wannabe Spartan IVs retain their sex drives, it seems. Those two idiots from Majestic team were talking about spending time with grills.
Though, there was that one Spartan-II who became a mother. Not sure about the details, but she was allowed out of the program.
>>257778731
>>257778796
Actually, their sex drive is just decreased drastically, not totally eliminated.
>>257781295
> A bad game is made by a studio headed by a woman
> It's because she's a woman
> A bad game is made by a studio headed by a man
> it's because of corporate fuckery
Stop proving Hamburger Hepler right you fuckwits
>>257781423
S-IIIs had different augs than S-IIs, so they could probably get it up too.
>>257781064
The Spartans did hit puberty, they were 14 when receiving augmentations. Its just their sex drives were suppressed with chemical treatments. You're right though, they did receive other hormone treatments
>>257778796
Spartans have a suppressed sex drive, Kelly and Linda are lesbiansin my head.
>>257781295
But what about the extremely lewd games headed by women?
Also Bayonetta was designed by a woman
>>257751848
2 > 3 > 1 > 4
>>257781828
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/120412-Halo-4-Sexism-Earns-You-a-Lifetime-Ban
Please go back to Tumblr. Oh, and if you were in the Halo community, you would know that the woman I posted was in charge of "community management", and has turned the once-flourishing Halo discussion community that was on Bungie.net, into a desolate wasteland, with SJW ultra-strict moderation, shills, and pretentious dickbags. She did it, because it was her fucking job to MANAGE that community, and now they're all gone.
>>257767819
Servers aren't dead. I play often.
>>257781892
I think the same sex drive suppression applied for S-III's. In fact, they actually received illegal drug treatments that messed with their brain chemistry, too.
>>257741828
>setting this image as your cell phone wallpaper pretending cortana is your assisitant
>>257782498
Faggot.
>>257781064
Spartans received the best education the UNSC had. It wasn't all military. If John really needed to get laid he'd get woman in the UNSC. Spartan McEggheads was wet for him as soon as she seen him.
>>257782489
S-3s were children. They were like 12-13 when they were fighting the Covenant (apart from Noble Team who were somehow in it in their mid 20s).
>>257782498
You don't have wallpapers on windows phones though, where it would be useful.
>>257783239
They were good.
>>257783239
Yeah, good point.
Noble team were part of small candidate pools deemed worthy of extra training and equipment, and thus separated from the S-III program at large.
>>257762675
That is literally 100% accurate to what Elizabeth would look like naked. She's a scrawny, flat bitch with an ironing board body.
we need more cortana
>>257785343
0/10
Lies
>>257785917
If you're going to shitpost,post the one without a dick, you degenerate.
>>257741828
Nah, she's too filled out for my liking. I prefer girls who are slimmer.
>>257785917
>shadman
>>257785917
>being this tasteless
>>257782051
>Aggressive sex after a mission to let off steam
As weak as Halo 4 was it had its moments.
>The first level was fun.
>The Mantis parts were decent.
>The Death Star run was fun.
>The final battle with the Promethean's was pretty intense and managed to feel pretty heroic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoRqDbwg_t4
And the score was good too, it wasn't Marty but it was well written music.
Halo 4 fucked up a lot of things but not everything.
>>257782489
>>257782489
Increased aggression, pain tolerance, and other things from what I remember.
My take on the IIIs is that while the augmentations made most of them serious about control, their behavior isn't as locked-down as the IIs. It may vary with each company, but IIIs may act like regular soldiers.
However when the Covenant was knockin' there was no time for fucking.
>>257761880
They're hot though. And I don't see the supposed "inaccuracy".
>>257781064
The only spartans to have sex drives (other than the IV class) is Black team, in the comic, I think two of them were having a relation ship, but one lost an eye after mendez found out.
>>257741828
Hell yes
>>257787316
Oh yeah, the Didact killed Black Team in the shitty Halo: Escalation comic. On the Vidoc on Halo 5 multiplayer one armor set had 104 in Braille on it. Fred is in Halo 5. If 343i kills Linda or Kelly I'm going to lose my shit.
>>257786560
Yeah, IIIs were taken from a MUCH larger pool of candidates as well, with much more variance on psych profiles and the like. Plus, the whole training and indoctrination process is accelerated compared to the S-II's.
Most of them were orphans, so the primary motivator for them is revenge.
>>257788125
>Kelly
>Sniper
Uh. What the fuck. That's... that's not right 343...
>>257788402
The art is terrible. The only redeeming thing of that entire page is Linda's augmented ass.
>>257789109
The proportions are awful.
>>257787420
shame she has no ass or tits in the actual game
>>257788125
What's the best way to read these on my tablet or something?
Just find a regular PDF download?
>>257788125
That is one hell of an ass. Shame about the manface though. Escalation just has bad art, so I'm not too worried about their faces looking bad in Halo 5.
>>257788402
It's a mistake, Catalogue(a 343 employee) confirmed it.
>>257741828
There's just something about Halo 4 Cortana that makes her look cock crazed or something. The way her hair is and shit, just makes it look like she wants to give chief the messiest blowjob ever
>>257741828
those fucking feet
>>257783265
>You don't have wallpapers on windows phones though
Windows Phone 8.1 has wallpapers. Get it the times brah.It also has Cortana.And it's better than Siri.
