The Legend of Vita-tan: Sony's AwakeningBarely hidden Console-tan thread
Pastebin
>http://pastebin.com/RiPSCZU1
Sims 3 stream here:
>http://www.twitch tv/oglooger
Cybermatrix best
>>257733463
7th gen when
Cybermatrix 100 when
Chubby tans where
>>257733463
Shit, last thread got closed
Can't post link there
>>257733463
>OTP
Oh shit. It;s on.
This is one of my favorites.
Isn't Twitch pretty shit now due every downloading all the vids before deletion? Mass stuttering and all?
>>257733902
>not using livestreamer
>>257733836
Why are Wii U and PC-tan so perfect
>>257734374
She doesn't look MILFy enough though
>>257734542
She doesn't look fat enough though
>>257734828
She doesn't have any games though
>>257735156
YOU don't have any games
What is happening
>>257735404
We're making PS3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buumy78TuEc
>>257735585
Huh, didn't the comics showed her with long hair?
>making PS3
>Japanese music plays
>YEEEEOOOOOOOHHH
>>257736251
This is funny and kinda sad
>>257736354
THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DYING ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD
>>257735215
>Wii U-tan isn't MILF'y.
>Xbone-tan isn't deliciously chubby.
>Ps4 has no games.
Why did this make me laugh?
>>257734109
>Virtual machine with japanese-locale Windows XP for the sole purpose of playing japanese VNs without soiling your main partition
I see what you did there.
>>257736669you, i like
>>257736880
What's this I hear about deliciously chubby?
>>257737154
gross
>"Generals"—long-term, recurring threads about a specific game—should be posted in /vg/.
Also, reminder that these kinds of threads are tumblrite bait.
>>257737232
Console-tans are a specific game?
>>257737232
Remember that time we tried to move to /vg/ and the thread was deleted in under ten minutes?
>>257737154
No, I said deliciously chubby.
Not fat.
>>257737463
Also, best tan coming through.
>>257736669
Never though it would end like this, huh Maria?!
>>257737463
I see we have different definitions of delicious and/or chubby
>>257734828
maximum wiiutan
>>257737609
Too bad the design didn't catch on
>>257737232
We aren't doing this everyday. We stopped that.
/vg/ kicked us out.
>>257737695
That version is perfect.
>>257737609
That's subjective but I'll go with it
>>257733463
Mai consolefu
>>257737154
>>257737695
We need a mid-point
>>257737904
midpoint means making her bigger, right?
>>257737154
>>257737695
>open these two images in separate tabs
>alternate back and forth between them quickly
Mai handheldfu
Also, if anyone wants to make their own, the link is here.
>http://rinmarugames.com/game/?game_id=421
Just be sure to turn your volume down because the page plays loud annoying music. Fortunately you can mute it.
>>257737985
Only if it's in terms of scale rather than girth.
I wanna see a giant Xbone-tan looking embarrassed before a crowd of spectators.
>>257738107
I know why I've got my boner
>>257738792
I've recently adopted a pregnant fetish, and am worried this was setup so that I would be tricked into kids.
>>257737757
You have a point
The one we have now is good, but this one is something.don't know why she reminds me of Satsuki though
>>257738962
>not just having a fetish for overly round midsections
>wanting only nine months of fun before being force to take care of an angry wrinkly pink prune-like protohuman
>>257739158
It almost feels worth it.
>>257739158
The design that was a full-blown giantess is better than this one.
>>257739393
nigga do you have something against busty amazons
>>257739154
Probably the face and clothes.
I would imagine she would act like ryuko though.
>>257740180
ryuko best girl
Comic idea
>dozens of CoD:AW, BF4, Thief and other multiplaform games boxes in the background
>Xbone and PS4 rapping together
>"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU"
>pic related
>>257741218
>pic related
wot
>>257738792
NO HUN
JUST PERFECT
Vita a cute
>>257741218
>Rapping.
>>257739154
>>257740180
>>257741068
More like Ryuko best console.I still love SNES though.
So is anyone recording the stream for download later?
>>257741848
It's mostly because of the song, ya know
>>257741956
Praise SwimNES-tan
Question: Do we have any tans for arcade systems (excluding the Neo-Geo, since there was also the home console version of the board).
Stuff like the CPS-2, NAOMI, Taito Type-X2, the works. (If anything, the Power System Changer which is essentially the CPS-1's home version needs the same system as the Neo-Geo AES)I'm gonna try sketching some Jaguar-tan in the meantime since she's a cute, even if my tablet broke.
>>257741843
Yep.
super wiiutan
>>257742263
Do___sexualise console tans.
>>257742631
Nice recoloring fgt
>>257742526
Actually, we don't happen to have Arcade-tans.Go forth
>>257742728
MAYBE I HAD A DREAM ONCE
>>257743291
Gimmie the original, I'll fix it up right nicely for you
>>257743291
WELL YOUR DREAM WAS SHIT ANYWAY
cybermatrix 34 when
So would n64-tan be a trap? Since"third leg"
>>257743705
... holy shit
Why aren't you in the stream, /v/?
>>257743471
>>257743705
Nope, amputee.
>>257743962
>>257744095
That's horrible
>>257744253
That's just the way it is anon.
>>257733717
>Vita's toes
>>257744010
>those artifacts
I'm pretty sure VHS era is over.
>>257744774
i hope not
that's where half my boner comes from for that stupid series
>>257744690
THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS
OH YEAH
>>257744010
did you finish it yet I was actually eager
>>257745395
cool your jets I'm still working on it
>>257745359
I'd still fuck her though.
I'd be smashing that Z button just like the ol' days.
Holy shit, my rpg maker idea is in the pastebin
I'm proud.
dump cybermatrix pics
>>257745882
Because it needs to happen
>>257744095
>>257744253
>N64
>An amputee
>Becauseyou didn't even need one of her arms when playing.
And then I laughed because I get the feeling that's what the artist was thinking when drawing her.
Neat design. I can dig it.
>>257745882
Jesus....Just read it, I would play the fuck out of that.
>>257746182
>N64 controller = 3 appendages.
>N64-tan = 3 appendages.
It's not hard.
>>257746601
get out
posted the wrong one
>>257746751Well shit. That went right over my head. I forgot to count.
>>257747402It's better than a dick.
>>257746751
I was looking at the picture but the fact she was dark skin made me buzz out completely
>>257747748
well, she is a -tan.
>>257748260
I believe you I just buzzed out like any racist person would
>>257748579
>Implying her skin colour would put you off.
Fuck, I'm too busy watching MGSV's live at the Gamescom to actually follow the thread
>>257746024
>>257746751
>tfw i could easily code this stuff in 2003 but lack sprite and other design skills
>>257744010
Fuck it, I give up
>>257749150
Make it text base with stills.
>>257744095
>all those butons
>tons of bland gray whn the n64 had banana , black, and different transperant colours like transparent sleevs to a shirt orpantsu
>no sort of friendly orsluttyexpression to show the want to do things in 4somes
Even the trap idea is more creative then this
>>257742526
Taito Type-X2 is literally a PC with Windows XP Embedded on it.
>>257749202
better than mine. thanks anon
>>257733463
>watashit ripoff
Nope.
>>257742526
Wow, that's awful.
>>257749343
All tan's are based off of the default colour schemes for their console.
N64's was grey.
Oh my God, do I try, /v/. Do I try not to be a shit drawfag.
>>257749810
It's a cute design, thanks to its simplicity. If you're talking about the drawfriend's skill, well, they've got a lot of room to improve, but definitely have the potential to do so.
Who should the default PC(player character ,not personal computer) should be for the ga-
Actually, I just answered my question.
>>257750750
Bigger breasts
Darker lines
>>257750783
It should obviously be /v/-tan.
>>257751023
>Bigger Breasts
>Better
>>257751023
His scanner must suck
He'll fix it though
>stream
>ps3 getting along with wii and ds
>>257751208
That's not a scanner fault.
>Robin Williams nearly burns the house down
>Gamesphere saves the day
>Robin then proceeds to the basement in an attempt to make baklava and murder Cybermatrix in one fell swoop
>>257741956
Dat blast processing
TODAY ON THE FIRST DAY OF TAN HOUSE GAMESPHERE SAVED THE DAY BY EXTINGUISHING THE FIRE MADE BY ROBIN WILLIAMS EXPLOSIVE BAKLAVA
MEANWHILE CYBERMATRIX IS LIVING THE LIFE IN THE BASEMENT OF DOOM
>PS4-tan just saw the ghost of Robin Williams-sama
Motherfucker
>>257751208
It DOES suck.
I used to have a Graphire4, but there was some remodelling going on here and the pen was lost to the sands of time. And nowadays, getting a pen compatible with that archaic piece of hardware is more expensive than just investing in a new one. So I gotta wait till then.
>>257751384 is still right though.
AW SHIT 360 GOES FOR THE SPHERICAL D
HOLY SHIT DS TAN IS NAKED AND SUCKING GAMESHPHERES DICK IN THE LIVING ROOM
how do you get pregnant from a handjob
>>257751651
>>257751665
It's 360 numbnuts
![221176d7d2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sMQsdJN.png "221176d7d2[1].png")
Let's see how long my interest holds.
>>257751968
yeah I'm having brain problems
>>257752143
God speed anon.
would you a black haired reika kitami
>Day Anon in Vidyastria
>Another day in this world of sapient anthropomorphized consoles.
>You are currently headed towards Xbone-tan's Cottage
>You'd much rather be spending time hanging out with Dreamcast-tan but a promise is a promise
>Killer Instinct (2013) you sigh to yourself.
>You hope its fun at least...
>You push on to your destination waving to background consoles as you move along.
>Why'd she have to live on the outskirts of town?
>>257752143
GO FORTH
>>257753787
>Xbone-tan
>Cottage.
>Not in PC-tans modern house.
>>257753230
>XL-tan will never sit on your face
YOU CAN'T SEE ME
MY TIME IS NOW
www twitch tv/oglooger
Well this stream is boring
![c1430749d4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7Uj9LCT.png "c1430749d4[1].png")
First off, we have PC. As you can see, he has his projected "Master Race" stats. His only downside however, like most PCs is that they're commonly fucked by outside interference such as water, or god forbid, fire.
>>257754461
rip
>>257754405
>You will never fuck Xbox hueg's bellybutton
>>257754550
yeah rip
>>257754489
Looking good anon.
>>257753787
>After a long walk you eventually reach her humble dwelling.
>Nothing special, really.
>You sort of expected something fairly extravagant since you heard that she came from money.
>But instead its a fairly simple cottage surrounded by flower beds.
>On further inspection you notice that the flowers are very well tended to.
>It makes sense you guess, a shy console like her must enjoy doing things like these.
>You give the door a good knock and await your host.
>gamesphere just sails straight through 8th gen island
>>257749343
>all those buttons
>N64 controller had a retarded number of twiddly bits
>>257755779
toothman prevails
>Xbone is now slimmed down
>no kinect
WHY
PC IS MUSTARD RACE
Vita-tan is best tan
>>257756853
but where's the dog??
>>257757171
The ones where she's breaking down for attention are the best
>>257757171
vitashit like tomoko
>>257755385
>The door half opens and her familiar dome peeks out.
>"Uhm..." She takes a second to realize who's at the door.
>"O-oh Anon!" She brightens up.
"Hi Xbone, I'm not too early am I?"
>"Oh, no, not at all. Please come in" She says in her mellow voice as she opens the door fully.
>Shes wearing an apron.
>She must have been busy tidying up.
>"So, Are you ready to play some videogames?"
"S-sure..." you say a little hesitantly. Hopefully she wont be a little too creepy.
>She leads you into her living room and offers you a seat.
>You accept reluctantly but she doesn't join you.
>"A-actually... I have a surprise for you" She starts twiddling her fingers while looking down.
>Uh-oh.
>Beads of sweat start forming on your face.
>"Please wait here a moment." and she leaves the room.
>>257757497
Shut your whore mouth.
>>257757472
Like this?
>>257757497
Well that's who she was modeled after.
>>257757720
muh social anxiety waifu
nigga tomoko is bland as shit
>>257757728
I kinda take it back about vita, but still fucking tomoko she worst girl like asuka
>>257750750
Its flattering to see someone else drawing out my design. You seem to have basic anatomy down so you can only improve my friend. Keep practicing. Its how any artist gets better. Honestly.
>>257758101
>shiting on Asuka as well.
You really wanna fucking do this?
>>257758303
I don't play with shit friend
So is anyone saving the stream?
>>257758539
I will fight you.
>>257758554
The stream is shit anyway
![3682da55ba[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/D5KChNC.png "3682da55ba[1].png")
Now for PS4. First thing you may (or may not) notice is that she dual wields(in homage to one of her designs that has multiple swords) with a playstation button being a weapon. She will attack twice with each weapon, which totals up to 4 attacks per turn. Although the attacks will be somewhat weak, what the weapons do additionally make up for it. For example, triangle has a chance of inflicting poison on an enemy upon each hit, while Circle has a chance of inflicting burn on each hit. Her skill, "Lightbar" comes from the common and somewhat silly complaint about people being blinded by the DS4's lightbar. Instead of bitching about this complaint, she uses it to her advantage. Her role in battle is mainly for status effect application.i hate these default graphics
>>257757728
I haven't had the chance to actually have spooky sex in the middle of a public place
so yes this is arousing
>>257758753
I don't want to get my hands dirty in shit sorry friend
>>257758303
But Rei is better
>>257758894
Nice ideas you got there champ.
>>257758539
>>257758753
>>257759057
>mfw
>>257759150
Heresy.
>>257758894
Looks good, keep going
>>257759402
>>257758894
>PC DPS attacker.
>PS4 status attacker.
>Xbone tank.
>Wii U healer.
YES YES YES
>>257759402
Rei>everyone else>shit>>>>>>>>>>asuka
>>257759780
>>257759674
>>257759402
This isn't a waifu thread.
Get out.
>nobody does shit with vita's cameras, touch or rear touch
>not even doing a rear touch set up with her panties being in the style of the rear touch pattern
FUCKING WHY
>>257757541
>You start scanning the cottage for escape routes in case things gets awry.
>Why'd you have to have to agree to spend time with the creepy console?
>In her own turf no less.
>"Uhm...Anon" You hear her as she peeks out from the corner.
>"I-I knew you weren't too exited to play Killer Instinct (2013) so I prepared something else that I thought we might enjoy."
>You gulp
>PleasedontdoanythingcreepyPleasedontdoanythingcreepy
>She jumps out of the corner. (You cant help but notice how parts of her... considerable anatomy jiggled after her little hop)
>"Ta-daa"
>>257760054
waifus are for plebians
just shitposting
>>257760054
But we're in a tan thread
It's almost entirely composed of waifus
I'm struggling with ideas for a CPSystem-tan
It's kinda hard to give an arcade machine its own identity distinct from the other arcade boards, due to similar configuration and whatnot, so what came to mind were the facts that it had quite a lot of beat-em-ups like Final Fight(hence why she's toned) and Street Fighter II, so I see her as the sort of person who likes a good brawl. But there are other games that deserve mention, like Ghouls n' Ghosts and Strider (which can be addressed by making the Gi purple like Hiryu's).
In other words, I'm open to ideas before I try to make a proper character sheet is what I'm saying.
>>257760251
Vidya related at least.
WHAT HAPPENED TO STREAM
>>257760150
getting my dick out in anticipation
don't disappoint me writefriend
>>257750063
Never seen a gray one
Only black
>>257755856
Then have the buttons be keychains or an accessive amount of pockets. Slapping them right on just feels distasteful.
>>257761329
>>257761008
>Custom peach painting
Did they add custom paintings into Sims 3 now?
It's one of the reasons I'm still playing Sims 2
>>257760342
Face is a bit weird, but otherwise keep going
>>257757728
this look great, except for the sweat i looks like semen
>>257760150
>"I worked hard to get this for you" She presents her surprise proudly
>Its a copy of Diablo 3
>Oh...
>"I also prepared some snacks for us."
>Oh dear, please dont be dewritos...
>She presents a small basket of muffins with her other hand.
>"I baked these myself"
>"Heh heh" she beams proudly carrying the basket of baked goods.
>You feel a little ashamed if assuming bad things from her.
>The muffins actually smell pretty good.
>"I asked Dreamcast-tan about what you liked..." She continues as she heads your way.
>"And she mentioned you like cupcakes..." She sits down next to you
>"I dont know how to make cupcakes but I hope these are good enough" She sets the cupcakes down on the coffee table
>As expected of someone with her 'proportions' the act of sitting down with you caused you to tilt for about 45 degrees as sofa shifted with her weight..
>"Shall we play?" she smiles brightly at you, a little blush forming on her cheeks.
>>257738962
>>257739158
>like bigger women
>love lactation
>get raging boner for pregnant women
>never want kids
Just stick with the plan I hope to enact: Find one of those super horny pregnant women whose husbands won't fuck them on those online cheat-dating websites.
Actually, the thought of fucking some dude's wife and cumming on his unborn child because he's too much of a normalfag arouses me greatly.
>>257763172
I require more details about these proportions
>>257734240
>pc-tan, perfect
>Not a girl, lazy self-insert, power-fantasy character.
>console-tans will forever exist only in your dreams
>you can't even lucid dream
>>257762845
>looks
>>257741956
>Genesis also has thick hips and thighs
>And nice tits
>Start remembering the quirks of my own Genesis
>If you wiggle or move a cartridge too much while it's running, it will freeze/crash
>This, if you fuck Genesis too roughly she goes into an orgasm coma
>Now, in addition to all the things /d/ made me want to do with my dick, I want to fuck my Sega Genesis
Thanks, /v/.
Something about PC getting MGSV, as it's the hot news now?
>console tans sitting around with MGS in the middle
>off-border yellow stream generously covers it
>http://youtu.be/iCf1PfBvnyc?t=8m36s but with PC-man and mustard
>>257763575
>m-muh girl harem
-tan is unisex you retard
>>257763902
It's never late to give it a shot, anon.
![b3efd971ed[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xDY47Jf.png "b3efd971ed[1].png")
Next up, Xbox One, the tank.
Her weapon is the Xbox One controller, which went through 200 revisions before the final product shipped out. Her weapon isn't really the part of her to give a shit about however, it's the Kinect. What i'm trying to do is make her battle capabilities based on her helmet, rather than her weapon since RPGs don't do this very often.
Her kinect will be the main provider of skills in battle, ranging from player recognition(scanning enemy stats) to social media(increasing defense based on how many people are in your party). Since Microsoft is stubborn with 3rd party things, her equipment will be unchangeable. However, I'm hoping I can make them scale as she levels up.
I want to add more stuff to make her a "tank", but I'm out of ideas.
>>257764760
But all those techniques seem so overly complex, anon.
>>257763172
>The time just flew by.
>It must have been a few hours now
>The muffins she made were really good.
>And it's hard to believe but Diablo 3 is quite fun.
>Especially when played with friends.
>You guess this makes you and Xbone-tan friends now..
>After all the game if a blast to play even with just the two of you.
>It actually reminds you of playing Gauntlet Legends, another favorite with Dreamcast-tan.
>"Watch out Anon, Its the boss!" Xbone exclaims
>Your attention shifts to Xbone-tan.
>You guess you were a little too harsh in judging her.
>She notices you looking at her and she smiles back at you.
>Your turn to blush...
>>257764619
MGSV on PC fucking gave me a boner
Pic fucking related
>literally no reason to buy a PS4 anymore
>>257765840
I know, I know...I'm actually planning on learning these techniques
Wanna give them a shot together?
>>257766515
But how are you gonna achieve greatness now?
later guys.
>>257766828b-but I'm afraid I don't care about greatness
>>257767115
Some have greatness ahead of them, some have greatness behind them, anon.
Though that doesn't really apply to the consoles themselves.
>>257767534
I'll befinallybuying a PS3 to enjoy MGS4, which I happen to have but is actually the only MGS game I haven't finished yet, since I don't have the console
>>257768273
Sorry, I thought we were talking about tits and asses.
>>257768626
Sorry, my mistake too.
>>257766196
>You try your best to focus on the game hoping she didnt notice you blushing.
>"Hey Anon" Xbone breaks the silence.
>"You dont like us next gen consoles very much, do you?" She says, not looking away from the screen.
"T-thats not true..." You mutter out feeling like a total ass.
>"I know you prefer spending time with the older consoles..." The trails off.
"B-but I-I'm really good friends with Wii-U tan..."
>She gives you a knowing smile.
"Oh..."
"I-It's just that Im not into social networking a-and media streaming" You awkwardly make excuses for your past behaviour.
>"Hey, theres some good loot for you" She changes the subject.
>You still feel a little guilty but you know an out when you see one.
"Nice, with this I can..." And you both focus back on the game.
![313e158572[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/shtAU1J.png "313e158572[1].png")
And finally, Wii U, the healer.
She does what any he, healer would do, make sure nobody fucking dies. Actual fun is her Cure I. It causes a tan to remember the last time they had fun playing which heals some of their HP. Off screen gameplay allows her to disappear from battle and move to the sidelines allowing her to do her job while not being in any danger.
And now, to try something fun.
>>257769650
Vita where
>>257769650
Good idea. Keep going like that.
>>257769650
>RPG Maker 2k3
Fuck yes. I love those battle sprites, the fact that they can all be edited in MSPaint, and the fact that you can actually see your characters using the weapons they have equipped in battle was fucking awesome.
I will never understand why RPG Maker went back to the first-person battle system.
>>257769650
>Wii U in charge of making sure things don't die
>>257770838
What I don't understand is why people PREFER front view.
>>257770331
Not yet.
>>257771391
the what now?
>>257771391
This.
I'm going to blame it on early Phantasy Star and Dragon Quest games
So all I have to do to market my product to /v/ is put a cute grill in front of it?
>>257772515
More or less.
>>257772515
Yes.
Japan realizes this, why doesn't the rest of the world? I'm pretty sure W7 tan was well-received.
>>257772629
I wonder if anyone actually bought an ouya after those images surfaced
>>257772515
No, you have to make your product the cute grill.
>>257772816
>>257737154
Delicious XLbone.
I want it on my face.
>>257772974
>mustache
absolutely abhorrent
>>257772816
>>257757728
nice because buying a Vita is like getting fuck over but not in a good way.
>>257769503
>The hours continued to fly by and eventually Its time for you to go home.
>You don't know how she did it, but Xbone-tan convinced you to let her walk you back to town.
>"Hey Anon, Did you have fun?" she says with her usual mellow voice.
"Yeah I did"
>"Hehe, Im happy..." She smiles while looking at the landscape.
>"Uhm..." She once again twiddles her fingers.
>"I'm sorry I was stalking you..." She says, still looking away.
>Your mouth opens and closes, not sure on how to respond to such a thing.
>"I-Its just that... I really wanted you to like me, A-and Its just so hard being new.."
>"T-there's just so much competition and s-so much was expected of me.. I-I just wanted to make sure that I could make you happy" She says, while holding onto the back of your shirt.
>"S-sorry..." she stops walking
>"I know I'm still clumsy, and stubborn..." You face her.
>"And I know you already like Dreamcast..." You are still a little too dumbfounded to find any words to say.
>"But promise me that you'll give me-us a chance..."
>She takes off her dome and wipes at her face with her sleeve.
>"You dont have to stop liking Dreamcast or even Wii-U..."
>She gives you a big smile, while holding her dome behind her.
>The setting sun does a good job of framing her features.
>You didn't know that she could be this beautiful with that dome off.
>"Please, Just don't give up on us..."
>You begin to speak out but she holds a finger to your mouth.
>"You don't have to answer right now."
>You try your best to give her a smile that could be interpreted as 'yes'
>She puts her dome back on and begins to run towards town.
>You could have sworn that you heard her say something like "Someday I'll make you like me too" as she passed you.
>You sigh as you run after her.
<End Part 2>
>>257774778
I'll see you guys again next week.
Maybe I'll do Ouya or Dreamcast next.
>>257774929
>not making Xbone lovingly dominate anon
>>257774929
Have you made any others? Is there a pastebin?
Well, i'm bored. I'll work on this stuff another time. Maybe later.
>>257775823
>You gonna get raped.
>>257775823
put the brazzers logo on there somewhere
>>257775648
Yeah I made part 1 last sunday I think. Lemme just get a new pastebin. For this stuff
pulled out the tablet to get a lil bit of work done
