Describe a video game with a Spongebob quote...
>"Squidward! The sky had a baby!"
>>257650072
I don't watch Spongebob.
I'M THE MANIAC
>>257650072
why do those babies have all of their teeth in
ALIEN HUNTING, ALIEN HUNTING!
>>257650072
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, How tough are ya?
>>257650540
To eat people.
>>257650540
Why wouldn't they?
>>257650540
Because FishBar's skit on Evil Babies is the perfect description for Drakengard's alt endings
>>257650809
>WEENIE HUT GENERAL!?
>>257650941
this seems familiar
did that vn have ntr in it?
>>257651074
I wouldn't know, it's just a picture I saved because I find both of their expressions hilarious.
FIRMLY GRASP IT
SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
>Would I really defile this grave for money? Of course I would!
THE. LID.
A five letter word for happiness... Money.
WHERE'S OLD MAN JENKINS?
>>257652418
at least use the better box
Well there's your problem. YOu've got it set to M for "Mini" when ti should be set to W for"Wombo"!
>>257652204
>>257652568
Wow, you just completely missed the point...
>Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
This works better on /lit/.
>>257653049
What game? WHAT GAME?
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>>257653314
You gotta guess
>>257653314
its a secret
*dolphin noises*
HAHAHHAHAHAH IT'S A GIRAFFE
>Did you reunite our heroes?
>No, but I'm married...
>>257653506
At least I'm safe inside my mind.
At least I'm safe inside my mind.
>>257652847
Yes
>>257653665
He didn't say it had to be from the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtAOD96RXPE
Skip to 1:50
>>257651373
god fuck, this made my night
>>257650809
>I had a bowl of nails for breakfast
>without any milk
>>257651373
>HL2
>>257654184
SEAWEED
50% SEA
50% WEED
>>257653786
EYE divine cybermancy
>TECHNIQUE
Squidward! Your ceiling is talking to me!
Did anyone else saw Jeopardy namedrop SpongeBob tonight with that clue?
He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
What a dump
>>257655298
How would someone unclog a toilet with a clarinet anyway?
>>257655298
What was the clue?
Demon Path
F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium...bombs! N is for no survivors!!!
>>257655485
>Shove clarinet in toilet
>Inhale
>Repeat until unclogged
>>257655715
"This title character confessed, 'Squidward I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!'"
>I'll give you one million dollars for that hat!
>>257654184
>each time he dips in and out of the voice
>"Hey Kenny! I gotta bone to pick with you!"
My sides.
"Oh, kicking?! I want to do some kicking!"
>>257652568
Well that joke just flew over your head.
Kicking? Oh I wanna do some kicking!
"So how long have you two ladies known each other"
"WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
>You've seen this before?!
>Eleven times, to be exact.
>>257651974
bretty gud/10
>>257656557
25
>>257655929
>name a character in the show
too easy for anyone
>This title character confessed to his workmate that he had, and quote, "used his clarinet to unclog his toilet."
>Because the pie you ate was a bomb!
Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet sweet chocolate. I've always HATED IT!
>>257653717
underrated post
You must now acquire a taste for free form jazz
>>257651373
>end of Sonic Adventure 1
>>257657439
Are you finished with those errands?
>>257653775
>Are you angry too?
>Yeah!
>What's the matter?
>I can't see my forehead
ALL RIGHT THEN. THE SECRET IS-
Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>>257657917
so much better with how the game is now
>>257657772
That's mean.
Hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach
>>257652132
underrated post
I'll give you A MILLION DOLLARS FOR THAT HAT!
I'm the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It's the perfect crime!
>>257652418
fucking 10/10
>>257658135
>Is there anything on the tv that isn't about boxes!?
>>257658214
This is perfect in every way.
>>257653049
E.Y.E?
>>257658014
>SpongeBob: Floor it?
>Mrs. Puff: Yes...no, no! Don't floor it.
>SpongeBob: Floor it?
>Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it.
>SpongeBob: Ok, floor it.
I'm absorbing his punches like I'm made of some sort of spongy material!
I'm NAAAKKEEEDDDD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1m44A_X5Ku8
Ja buns und thighs
ARE YA READY, KIDS!?
>Finding out that House Fancy, the episode with THAT SCENE gueststarred ALTON FUCKING BROWN
FUCK EVERYTHING
>>257654184
Hearing Spongebob say swear words have done wonders for my evening, thank you, Anon.
>>257658886
Licking door knobs is illegal on other planets
>>257659049
>THAT SCENE
which one? the toenail one?
Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material!
>>257659197
Exactly that scene
>>257658580
oh my fucking god
Now I remember why I never got far in that god damn game.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin.
>>257654184
Someone should get to work on an uncensored Sailor Mouth episode with this clip.
>>257650072
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?
>this fucking thread
>>257654184
oh my god this is great
>I thought the most important rule was why do today what you can put off 'till tomorrow?
"Future..... Future..... Future...."
>"F" is for friends that do stuff together.
"I hate this channel."
"EHHHHH squidward, ehhhh squidward, ehhh squidward, EHH SQUIDWARD"
>>257659480
I love the young people.
”Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.”
Aww I got dead again!
>Does this mean you wanna go...Jellyfishing?
>NO!!!! D'oh! Who's the barnacle head who invented that game anyway?
>You are, Squidward!
YOU USED ME
for land development!
that wasn't nice
"That's not disturbing! This is disturbing...!"
YOU THERE
STRIKE POSES WITH ME
"My name's.. NOT... RICKKKKK"
>>257657194
>IT'S NOT WORTH IT! IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT! Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!
get in
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO!
>>257659794
The ceiling is right Squidward! You're not a very good employee.
>>257656557
Holy shit, perfect.
Are you finished with those errands?
How does /v/ feel about Pence?I fucking hate him
>>257660429
FUCK
>>257660457
I think you have the wrong thread.No one cares about the Tiwlight Town kids anyway.
"I thought of something funnier than 24."
>>257657772
>2014
>still doesn't know the ending to Shenmue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar0KojxIvmQ
KICKING?
OH I WANNA DO SOME KICKING!
He was number one!
>That's not even a real word and I agree with ya
>Hey Patrick, what am I?
>Stupid?
>No, I'm Texas!
>What's the difference?
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
>>257660921
i still hate how half of the 50 were one fight.
I mean i understand it, but i don't like it
Spongebob: "So, you were an alien the whole time, and you didn't even tell me?"
Patrick: "I didn't even know!"
>You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!
Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing.
>This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is... advanced darkness!
Am I a pretty giiiirl?
>>257660743Let me hear it.
Why does /v/ like Spongebob so much?
>>257661445
Does /v/ likeFairly Odd Parents?
>>257661445
Personally it's my favorite show of all time.
At least the first 5 or 6 seasons, however many there were before the movie, are fully nailed into my head because i've watched them like 20 times over
>>257661445
>>257661445
It's quotable.
>Peek-a-boo! Here comes my foot!
>And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those canning pills, who revived you?
>>257661359
>>257661627
I love it as well, but fuck why does all of /v/ have a hard on for this show?
Oh, that's not a hat, that's my brain.
"Nosferatu!"
>>257661746
I unno
>>257661445
It's fucking hilarious. Used to be, anyway. All the new episodes suck
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
"We want our money back, all 46,853 of us"
>>257661746
Because It's funny and quotable and most of /v/ grew up in it's heyday. I did...
Dunces and Dragons(2006)
SpongeBob SquarePants: I know we're a prophecy and all, but I don't think we can defeat a dragon with our bare hands.
Patrick Star: Yeah. We need some gloves.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0774435/quotes?item=qt0172971
This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is...advanced darkness
>>257661807
I went through every post in this thread and can remember each fucking episode that quote belonged to.
Why?
>>257661776
>>257661445
everyone loves spongebob
>>257651373
>spec ops
>>257661746
Because it has the brand of cartoon humor that remains funny into adulthood.
In a few years us Spongebob fans will look at Adventure Time fans with the same disdain and misunderstanding
>>257661564
The older ones I do. Everything became bad after the baby
>>257661769
MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT, SIR?
MAY I TAKE YOU HAT, SIR?
>>257650072
"I godda face freeze too!"
>>257661385
Hi, Kee.
Go back to f-chat.
>What do you usually do when I'm gone?
>Wait for you to come back.
"it feels like somebody... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING"
>>257661997
Adventure Time is fucking weird.
Easy to hate, but once you get in, you're in for life.
>>25766142425
>>257662234
People say the same thing aboutponies
>>257661385
Keelah!
>>257662312
STEPPING ON THE BEACH
"Take it easy it's just a drawing"
>>257662312
>>257661925
I was gonna make a post analyzing the humor of the show and why and what and how, but i figured i don't know what i'm talking about and i'd look stupid so, the quotes are so funny that it brings back the memory of you watching the show.
or something
>>257662312
>>257662327
>I give him a week
>I give him 11 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcO2kf6JKkQ
>>257662397
tbh the only problem right now with adventure time is that the kids who grew up watching it when it started are becoming teenagers so they're adding a shitton of romance drama in order to cater to them. It ain't half as bad as some people make it out to be.
>>257662397
Watched one episode of MLP.
Loved the show because in my mind the person watching would be a 4 year old girl.
Then I realized bronies were real, and died inside.
SEVERAL BAD PUNS LATER
>I give him a week
>I give him 11 minutes
>>257662532
This, and Ed, Edd, n Eddy are both quotable as fuck.
Both still hold up really well.
C A M P F I R E song!
"we should take bikini bottom.. and push it somewhere else!"
>>257661836
the new movies are confirmed to have the old writers working on it
even the original writer is in on it
>>257662597
>Brass section, go!
>>257661938
>chin
Dafuq is this exactly?
Looks fun to mess around.
>>257662804
it's C A M P F I R E S O N G song you fuck
>>257662804
I just sang the entirty of C A M P F I R E S O N G song in my head.
thanks anon
>>257662782
>Garages are for cars, Ed.
>Why thank you Eddy!
>>257662924
hes right
>>257652132
ME AND MY FRIEND QUOTED THIS AS WE CO-OPED THE WHOLE GAME HOLY SHITgeorge?
>>257662782
I tried a few times to do an EEnE equivalent of this thread but they never took off.
"Johnny..you dropped your face...hah, I'll getcha a new one!"
>Future! Future! Future!
>>257662782
I never got ed, edd n eddy as a kid. i would always change channels whenever it started. thought it was depressive and unfunny as fuck.
Who cares about a stupid star?
LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED BOY
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
>>257663185
Probably because EEnE has fallen in with the other Cartoon Cartoons.
>>257663258
>depressive
You got that right.
>>257663258
>tfw have this mentality about a lot of shit on adult swim
Everytime i actually pay attention to venture bros i find it purty funny, but i just can't get rid of that mentality
>>257655996
>>257656221
Two underrated posts right above >>257656557
which somehow got two responses
You used me.
FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT.
>>257657623
that goes for every ES game
>>257663441
Did Dean ever get dat goth pussy?
>>257659603
That face makes it look like an actual quote from him.
Someone should fix that up
People
Order
Our
Patties
>>257663673
Dude i just said i don't watch it
Future...future...future...I couldnt think of a good one
"Okay now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?"
"Do instruments of torture count?"
C-come closer. I need...I need...A tailor...
"Ha! Escalators!""Eels..."
>>257663673
Nope she started dating a cripple and went off to study magic with her mom
>>257663852
>that filename
11/10 made me chuckle. I'm surprised that people even play that game.
>>257664045
That was where I stopped watching. I heard in the new season he went goth, and Hank got fucked.
gee patrick sure is a heavy sleeper
I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN
>AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!
>>257663258
Ed Edd n Eddy is kinda surreal in a way. Especially with its sorta meta humor.
I remember one episode where the whole thing was just taking the piss out of cartoon physics and how odd it all was. Like, using a saw to cut open a hole in in space and have other character pop out of it.
>>257664239
>tfw i haven't seen that episode in ages because they don't show it anymore
>>257663441
To be fair, Venture Bros is supposed to be depressive.
>You're nothing but pure evil! Just like the newspaper comics!
Alternatively
>You'll never beat me! I'm HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED!
Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh..
Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh..
Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh..
>>257662004
>Just like real life
>>257652568
>>257651373
10/10
>But now I'm a jerk!
>AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME!
>>257664406
I mean, thats not my problem with it.
it just turns me off.
Also, i watched an episode this morning and i really enjoyed how it was making fun of super heroes having boy wonders
Now Gary, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Or the medium way. Or the semi-medium easy-hard way. Or the sorta-hard-with-a-touch-of-awkward difficult-challenging way.
Hey, I saw you on TV last night!
>>257664669
couldn't you pair the same qoute with BD?
I don't know anything about that game, but i heard there are difficulty adjustments
>>257664669
Jesus, I heard P4G got casualized but I figured it was just people bitching.
>What are you doing, Gary?! The race has started! You let Snellie take the lead! Let's go, Gary. Start moving! You're blowing everything we trained for! Blowing it!
>Gary, are you listening to me?! Get the anchors out of your pants right now! Don't give me that look! I said now, mister! Get going, Gary! Go, go, go, go, go!
>>257664158
I dont remember if dermont appeared in the seasons you watched but hank fucked his mom who he thought was his sister
>>257656557
heheheheh
>>257664832
They also added harder difficulties in addition to the easier ones.
>>257664907
Well, fuck.
>>257664510
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too quick
>>257653717
i really like this post
>>257653775
Top fucking kek.
Oh...was it mattress, mattress, sheets, pillow, then SpongeBob? Or...D'oh...think, Sponge!Oh yeah! It was mattress, SpongeBob, mattress, then sheets, pillow.
Sandy's a girl?
>Excuse me it seems you dropped your wallet
>It's not my wallet
Wanna See Me Run to That Mountain and Back? You wanna see me do it again?
>>257665016
Also, Rusty ended up creating a mutant race of about 50 college kids. They became cannibals, too.
Oh, and Sergeant Hatred grew tits.
>>257658191
5/10 some air came out of my nose
You're my favorite supervillain. Can I get your autograph?
>"I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud!
>>257665708
>describing that
That's actually cool that you put that into words
You know what I miss the most, Mr. Krabs? That tiny squeaky sound you get when you rub two pickles together.
>>257663364
Underrated post
>>257661445
>>257661746
Because the first 3 seasons are fucking spectacular, and are filled to the brim with witty jokes and fairly intelligent gags that you'll still find funny years later, all without appealing to the LCD or coming off as forced or pretentious.
Everything post movie, basically season 4-onward, is complete and utter shit with maybe a few gems