>that one guy who has microphone but never talk
I'm that guy.
>>257331753
I don't want people listening to my voice, faggot.In reality I'm a disguised BR.
>>257331753
thats me
>>257331753
I'm just so shy ;_;
>>257332282
so start drinking fgt
>That guy who bought an extremely high quality microphone and whispers sweet nothing into the servers ears
>that one guy who has a microphone, talks, and sounds like a 9 year old on helium
>>257331753
that one guy who plays music real loudly on their mic and bitches why people mute them.
>>257331753
good guy
>>257332363
>using drugs
>that one guy who gives out orders in the beginning of a match and is the first one to die
>>257331753
That guy who can't write English but always posts.
>>257331753
>That one guy who has his mic on the whole game without realising
How do you know he actually has a mic if he never uses it?
>>257332835
That was me
>>257331753
>That one guy who has a mic yet they never shut the fuck up
I usually mute people like this but no one was even responding to him, he was literally having a convo with himself non stop
>>257331753
>that guy who dies at the beginning of every round and then bitches at you when you fuck up when your entire team died being retarded
>Doesn't get a microphone because never talk
>Nobody believes that you just don't have one
>Get one, never talk
Then this thread.
>>257332729
>being a straightedge neckbearded faggot virgin turbonerd
You never even held hands with a girl have you? Fucking virgin go back to wizardchan this place isn't for you
>that 40 year old redneck who wont stop telling stories nobody cares about
>>257333023
What game was it?
I do that all the time.i laugh at our teams death or their death whenever I'm having a good day
>That autistic guy who always remarks about whatever he does
>>257332729
>alcohol
>a drug
>>257332735
>OKAY GUYS LETS HAVE 3 FLANK LEFT AND 4 RIGHT JUST LOB SOME STICKY GRENADES IN THERE TO PUSH THEM BACK BEFORE THE RUSH
>We're playing fucking Halo not ARMA
>FUCK IM DEAD STICK WITH THE PLAN
>>257333382
Cod
The guy never stopped talking, ever. I didn't mute him because I wanted to see how long he would go on talking to himself and he persisted for 5 games straight till I made him rage quit which I heard as well
>that twitch streamer who said he would stream today but never did
:(
>>257331753
>someone tells a funny joke before the game begins, everyone laughs
>another guy tries to start telling a joke, while all conversation has turned towards the game
>that awkward silence
>im that guy who has a mic
>im also that guy who has his GPU fan a bit high
>im also that guy who doesnt have a silent keyboard
>im also that guy who owns a mic that picks up everything
>I like to VC with people but some of them got extremely annoyed with this
>no longer friends with them
if you're reading this,I'm sorry but you're a bit of a whiny faglord
>>257333198
the face of neo-v
>>257333461
it is, just like caffeine and antibiotics
>using drugs
>>257331753
That's me.
I have nothing interesting to say about anything, so I never talk.
>left4dead comes out.
>people kicked you from the game if you don't have a mic.
>get mic.
>people with mic never use it right.
>>257331753
>that one guy who complains that I never talk
>>257333461
please don't be this dumb and/or start this
Fucking Dark Souls 2.
>>257331753
>guy who doesn't have microphone but always talks
>playing games with other people
>>257333598
Oh.
I do this on Warframe and Sniper Elite 3
>>257333198
Is this a bizarro /v/ thread?
>the guy who has a mic but doesn't switch it off when not talking
>you constantly here his breathing or eating over the mic
>>257333850
>guy stops moving for like 30 seconds at a time to type 20 letter sentences
>those faggots who try to narrate shit like a let's play
>the guy in the guild who talks way too fucking much
>>257333961
just give it a few weeks until the normies leave until next summer
>>257334080
push to talk nigguh
>>257334152
>the mom in the guild who talks way too fucking much
>>257334380
>everyone in the guild defends/kisses her ass and calls her mom
>>257333198
>>257332729
>>257331753
>that one guy who wants to talk but has no mic
What's it like to not be poor? ;_;
>>257331753
me
i feel like an idiot talking to thin air, even alone
>>257334598
i use to be like this, till my brother bought me a mic. at first i stilled stopped to type at moments, then afterwards thought to myself "Why did i just type that?"
>>257331753
so faggots can make fun of my voice being high and that i sound like some saturday morning cartoon? Fuck that.
>join vent
>shadow join channel
>start breathing heavily into mic for a long time
>they are mad as fuck but can't figure out who's doing it
>>257333198
>Holding hands
>>257334520
actually no, because her voice sounded like a mom, and wasnt very attractive. plus her son was in the guild too.
>>257331753
And I'm the one who talks too much, it's not better...
>>257333702
Listen, you're right that caffeine and alcohol are drugs, but could you please contain your autism.
>in steam group with a bunch of friends i met online
>we decide to start talking with mic for the first time
>have low quality mic
>everyone awkward as fuck
>decide to buy expensive blue microphone the next day
>also buy a pop filter
>they never bring up the subject again
>dont want to be "hey let's talk..."
>2 years pass
>never use microphone with professional pop filter ever again
I've been joining a game for an hour
>>257331753
>that one guy who makes extremely unfunny jokes, gets insulted by someone for being unfunny and annoying, then gathering people around him to insult the guy that insulted him
>>257334573
>stop posting what I don't likeI have no strong feelings for or against controlled substances
>>257334983
so many older woman use to play WoW
What kind of guy are you in online vidya, /v/?
>"Hey, bro, got a mic?"
>...
>"....Faggot"
>Disconnects
Why are people so touchy?
>>257334983
>Back in vanilla/TBC WoW, almost every guild had a housemom who had nothing to do besides play WoW.
>>257332282
me too
>>257332363
doesn't work. I drank a bottle of whiskey last night and still couldn't
>>257335405
I like to act like a dick online to see how mad people can get.
It's hilarious.
>>257335140
>Australian that used to play on a US server
>all these single older US woman swooning over me because of my accent.
>Never spoke again in pick up raids.
>>257335063
>Want to talk to people
>Was thinking about buying a Snowball
>Shy as fuck
>I'll just end up like you
Thanks for making me realize my mistake, Anon
This is pretty much me. The only time I'll talk is maybe once or twice a night to inform someone they're making a bad decision.
The last thing I need to do when there's 4 faggots talking over one another is to add a 5th faggot to it.
I have a shitty webcam mic and I talk on it all the time.
Who gives a shit
>>257335405
That laughing guy or quiet guy.
>playing video games
>>257335891
>not
>Used to be a raid leader in WoW
>People would generally shut up when I was talking about what to do and what strats to use.
>Anytime out of the raid I would just type and never speak.
I don't know why, I'd socialize during the raid when we had downtime or were just clearing trash but apart from that I could never bring myself to talk outside of a raid.
>>257335405
The kind that mutes everyone the minute they start talking
I'm here to play games, not talk shit
> those absolute faggots from obviously from /b/ or /v/ who spout memes and act like tumblr/SJWs ironically
RO2/RS
Aussie servers
If you faggots are reading this stop it.
>Wanting to hear a bunch of nasally pasty awkward White boys talk
No.
>>257335405
I don't usually use all chat because my mates and I usually have a skype call. When I do though, I act like an autistic faggot with an obvious exaggerated tone and scream orders at other team members. Either that or defend the little kids who get bullied, for the fuck of it.
>that guy who says something every time he gets a kill/gets killed
>playing a team game
>guy yelling at you over the mic, giving orders like a military commander.
>>257335405
The kind that likes to ERP with his steam friends :3
>that one guy who doesn't have a microphone but won't shut the fuck up
>>257336238
>not calling out picks so teammates know the strength of the other team
>>257336238
Push to talk saves you from sounding like a whiny cunt as usualI say "shit" almost every time I die in an online game
I will take ten million of them over the obnoxious motherfucking cunt wipe that will NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP. Singing, yelling, saying random shit. I hate these fucking people so much.
>That one guy who has open mic on and has speakers
>>257335457
>a bottle
So... A fifth? A pint? Either way that should be more than enough to get you bent.
>mic is on threshold
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19d72KUy9kO
>>257331753
>That guy who has a voice so deep, it sounds like a voice changerI'm that guyAlmost every game, someone asks. It's really annoying
>>257336532
>push to talk
>call out spy
>forgot to press button because involved in frantic action
>medic gets stabbed
>talk to talk master race
>my computer is so shit i can't even PLAY online games
It hurts to have a toaster.
>>257336347
>yfw MLG wanna-bes
>>257336535
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>257335405
The one that never talks but shows up for guild events anyway.
>>257336673
>leave mic on
>whole server can hear me masturbating between rounds
t-thanks
>>257336567
nope
>never talk
>can't tolerate hearing other people
>mute everyone by default and just play the game
>if teammates are too stupid to realize what I'm doing (objective based games) and cooperate with me, I don't give a fuck what they do and just go rambo mode
>enemies can't possibly say anything worth my time
>never plug in a mic, can't even find it because I have no desire for verbal communication
>get a wii u
>get mario kart 8
>suddenly want nothing more than to weave an apocalyptic tapestry of obscenities and unleash all nine circles of hell on these people
>mfw nintendo gave the gamepad a mic and you can't use it
>>257336573
I have a friend who's liek that in Skype calls. Fucking Mechanical keyboards.
>>257336189
>white boys
Not all of us.
>>257331753
>Don't like speaking in English since it's not my first language
>Don't really talk to people I don't know in real life, even if it's in my main language, because they're usually unfunny and terrible at the games we're playing
I guess I'm a reverse neet? I prefer talking in real life over talking on the phone or over skype and prefer talking to people I actually know than online friends.
>>257336923
no, I mean the mike only activates when you talk, so it doesn't have background noise.
>>257336673
>Not making your push to talk button something you can easily press at any time
Back to consoles, you go
>>257335405
I don't start speaking unless it's really needed. Once I do, I'll usually keep talking if people are cool. I'm never the first to talk. Shit's awkward.
>>257336470
>no one talking
>Me -"Alright guys lets split A"
>everyone goes b and gets wrecked
>"We should have gone A"
> . . .
>>257331753
I don't like my spic accent ;_;
>m-my mic is b-broken...I was that guy
>>257337203
go back to Canada
>>257333692
learn to adjust your gain, cunt
if I hear background noise, you get fucking muted.
>>257337043
>Don't like speaking in English since it's not my first language
I once had some dude make fun of me because I mispronounced one word. Never talking on the mic with strangers again.
>>257333198
>holding hands with girls
>>257335405
I like to go into jailbreak servers and start spouting politics when all the guards are trying to find me. It's fucking hilarious.
>COME TO BIG CAGE AND WE WON'T SHOOT YOU
>Republicans are getting fame and you want me to to that?
>>257332406
I'm friends with that guy
That guy is hilarious
>>257332835
I'm probably not that guy, but I'm so paranoid I am.
>>257337071
>left hand: left finger on crouch, middle three fingers on wasd, thumb on space bar.
>right hand: left finger on left button/mouse wheel, right finger on right button, other fingers/thumb holding mouse.
>too busy to think about push to talk buttons anyway.
checkmate.
whenever I talk, everyone makes fun of me
guys, what's wrong?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WibCOyNFBv
I dont want to annoy people with my broken english.
>>257335405
The guy who has the ingame voice chat system on off, always. Like >>257336046 said.
>>257335405
I'm Gregor.
>>257337408
>Needing all 3 fingers at the same time for movement
Checkmate
>>257335405
The guy who never talks and is mediocre at the game
>>257331753
>Say something
>Someone makes fun of my voice
>Stop playing the game for at least a month
>>257337408
Get a fucking mouse with side buttons and use one of them for push-to-talk. Damn that was hard.
>friends tell me to talk to them via mic
>type "sorry guys, my mic is broken" even though it's perfectly fine
>they said they heard me type
>realized i accidentally left my mic plugged in
FUCK
>>257337876
>bind push to talk to e
>can't strafe right and talk
well done einstein
>>257336189
> That guy who joins a stealth heist in PD2, throws a grenade and leaves
I know it was one of you faggots
>>257337902
This sounds very familiar.
>>257338036
Or just use talk to talk and solve all the problems, no forgetting to press it, no clipping, no ruining your mouse movement by squeezing it, and you can use the side buttons for actual funcionality.
Or is that too hard for /v/?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ka9zG2khmv
>>257337945
HA HA. HOLY SHIT.
>>257338356I dont want to forget to quit teamspeak and start masturbating and having everyone hear me doing it. Push-to-talk for lyfe
>>257338356
bu-bu-but what if my mom comes in and tells me to go to bed?
>>257332835
fucking kinect
>Join room
>Some fag is bragging about how good he is
>Call him a fag
>"Oh yeah well 1v1 me faggot"
>Accept
>Suffer a humiliating defeat
>"Is this your first time playing or what?"
>>257338234
>Q and E for strafe
The fuck are you playing? WoW? Make it R or G then. Or Shift.
>>257338527
You'd keep your mike on whilst masturbating?
>>257338587
It wouldn't get picked up anyway.
>have a mic
>playing a game
>accidentally press to talk button for a few millisecond
>oh god I hope I didn't make some shitty breathing sound
>>257338749
Capslock master race
>>257338753
It's a desk mic. It,s always there in front of me.
>>257338749
Hold E
Now, while holding E, press D
>>257338749
they use the same fingers you dick.
are people really this retarded or is it all one massive troll?
>bind it to shift
>can't talk whilst rocket jumping
>bind to R or G
>can't talk whilst right strafing
nice going faggot
I'm pretty sure this is all because you're too retarded to set mumble up properly
>>257338682
>play against faggot
>fag spams get rekt with an emoticon after it in chat after every kill
>gets mad when I kill him and taunt afterwards
>>257336238
>'WOOOOOOOOWW, it took all five of you to kill me'
>>257338931
>not binding space to crouch-jump
Literally why?
>>257331753
>that one guy who sounds like a girl and never talks
>that guy who is the only one using his mic
BIND PUSH TO TALK ON MOUSE 3 FAGETS
>Accidentally press text to chat
>wdasqwesadasdasewdsacadsadw
>>257338891
>Use middle finger to press E. Pointer for D
Shit, that was hard
>>257335452
>housemom
sounds adorable.
>>257335424
I think he took as being hit on, since but that weird that he took it that way.
>>257335003
>Being in the same guild as a parent
Yeah, that's totally not awkward.
>>257339279
Binding p2t on the mouse is the best way to go. I personally like mouse4 more.
>Don't have a mic
>Don't want to spend a crazy amount of money for one
>All the cheap ones look like they'll break in 2 hours
>>257339119
A really bad habit that can fuck up more complicated jumps.
>I'm one of those guys that does the wacky play-by-play casts for people that died that round in csgo
>mfw most people like what I do and we can all get a good laugh out of an otherwise boring situation
>>257335405
I'm mostly just your average guy. I'm not a shyfag though, so you can expect me to get vocal if the situation calls for it.
I mostly stay quiet, though. Just because there's not much worth saying if the people in the server aren't talking or are annoying, which is most of the time.
>>257336535
what
>what
hey
>hey
>>257339279
I have a razer mouse, mouse3 doesn't work half the time. And it means taking my finger off shoot.
Still haven't heard a good reason why push to talk is better than talk to talk
>>257339618
that nigger won't even be able to ctap now
BET THE NIGGER DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AN EDGEBUG IS
>>257339614
they will break, but they will last about 6 months
>>257339367
>use middle finger for E
>awkward as fuck
>can't move forwards
does anyone here actually play games?
>>257339119
Crouching jumping and getting hit sends you flying farther. If you aren't retarded and want control over your movement then you need normal jump bound instead of being forced to crouch jump.
I still keep a crutch jump bound on shift.
>>257339862
mouse3 is your thumb you silly
>have microphone
>never used it because tecnology for my family is something new and they will laugh at me
>close doors and windows
>use microphone
>family laughts at me
>;_;
>>257339614
Just make sure not to stop playing to type long messages. Every bit of XP and gold counts.
>>257339975
meant for>>257339771
>>257339894
>/v/ has no finesse
Why am I not surprised
>>257339975
No, mouse3 is clicking the mouse wheel. The thumb buttons are mouse4 and mouse5. I'll repeat what I said earlier:
>does anyone here actually play games?
>the 12 year old who says "ooh ra, move up" when we capture the first territory
>that one kid/girl who used the voice masking in halo 2
>tfw talking to a young darth vader
>>257339640
That gif made me happy.
>>257340118
my game lies to me and says mouse3
The one that's smaller on the side.
>>257340229
Ron Jeremy has some pretty sexy eyes, shame he looks like a hedgehog.
>regular a TTT server a while back
>been going there for a couple of years, know everyone there pretty well
>only guy that doesnt use a mic
>they dont believe that i dont have one
>eventually go out and fucking buy one because they keep mentioning it
>say like 3 sentences and never talk on the mic again
>>257335405
I'm the guy that's shit at vidya but people still play with me cause they think I'm funny/a cool dude
>>257335405
I'm the funny guy who is actually pretty good, but not super pro.
>>257340089
Not everyone is some faggot kid with spindly little fingers. Why the fuck would you press E with your middle finger unless you were a total spastic?
>>257339367
Just use your pointer to hold E and press D with the crease under your knuckle retard
>>257340021
>Implying I play MMOsI'm waiting for Maplestory 2 to go Open Beta/Release in Korea
>that guy that gets on just to talk about how much he hates his job and how stupid people are
>that guy that plays that one really terrible game no one else plays but he spouts off ridiculous stats no one wants to hear at all whatsoever
>that guy that just talks nonstop, as if he is in some Speed movie that if he stops talking or doesn't say enough words a minute he will explode
This is why I hate Mumble/Vent/TS. The second you mute these people they will say something to you specifically and you will not hear it, and then when they realize they are muted, drama begins.
>>257340150
>Not asking him if when he grows up he wants to join the army
>>257339771
>Still haven't heard a good reason why push to talk is better than talk to talk
Either
>The game's audio is ducked for the entire team the whole time that you're playing
or
>The team disables audio ducking. When you talk, nobody can hear you over the raised audio.
There might not a good reason to you, but it's a great reason to everyone else.
>>257331753
That's me.
>>257340549
I was actually referring toASSFAGGOTS,as you posted a Dota hero.
>>257335405
the guy who spams voice commands, never talks, and is super pro and carries his team
>>257340542
>Shifting your finger over a couple of centimeters is awkward
>Not just circle strafing as you quickly say "Spy" and go back to what feels normal
Does anyone here actually play games?
>>257340559
>that guy that gets on anonymous boards to talk shit about other people
>That moment when you hear your own voice
>>257340879
>the guy who spams voice commands, talks shit, has a mediocre KDR and blames his team for everything
fixed that for you
>>257341052
>>257340826
After playing League for 4 years and Dota for about 3 before that, I realize that I actually fucking hate ASSFAGGOTS unless I'm playing with a full group of 5 friendsAhri is still muh waifu tho
>>257341120
>tfw that's true sometimes
>>257335405
I'm the guy who says short sentences related to whatever needs to be pointed out to my team.
>>257339353
>silver
>That one guy that writes english perfectly but cant talk in english
>>257341248
>You plus 5 friends
>That makes 6, but there is a max of 5 players
>>257341430
You know what I meant you smug fuck
>>257338421
h-h-hi, very good nice w-weather today, you too?
>>257333221
>tfw
>that guys who blames everything on Americans
>>257333221
I-I care. Don't worry 40 year old neckbeard. There are people who love you ;)
>>257341052
Time to drink a exuberant amount of whiskey.
>>257341582
Whenever someone blames America for humanity's problems, they are subconsciously blaming themselves
>>257338421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03xyCPcFxmt
>>257335405
I'm a heterosexual male IRL who plays exclusively female characters in online vidya. No mic for me (I tried voice changer once and people didn't buy it.)
My favorite thing to do is building up relationships with people, typically fat virgins who really want to cyber, and then right before it happens I cut them off and cease all contact. It's hilarious because they never shake the feeling that they've lost someone important to them.
>>257341582
>Not exclaiming "Thanks, Obama!" every time something fucks up
>>257338682
>kill a guy and he starts calling u a faggot
>kill him multiple times after
>listen to him talking shit the entire game
>wants to 1v1 you
>accept
>he leaves the server when the game ends but never sends an invite
>>257340576
>not knowing that ooh ra is the marines
>>257337902
>*raises hand*
>>257341843
I bet it's only hilarious until you realize you're spending your evenings pretending to be a woman
I'm already shy enough and then I get confused for being a grill when I speak sometimes so I avoid using my mic ;~;
>That guy who has a baby making noises in the background
>>257342272
I don't really do it as much as I used to in high school. It's more fun than you might think. You get 2532345234 free items from people.
>>257342252
>*action*
Fuck off, you retard.
>>257342280
>I get confused for being a girl sometimes
You like it, don't you, sissy boy?
>>257342489
*slowly unzips kanata*
u wanna go kid?
>>257342489
>not denoting actions with asterisks
>>257341843
that doesn't sound very heterosexual of you anon
I prefer not to talk because I'm an asshole.
>be black
>have a nasal white guy voice
>>257342569
Not really, it brings a bunch of attention to me which is uncomfortable. Although other than that it doesn't bother me, I just type.
>>257342821
Is that you gerran?
>>257343027
i know this feel, but I actually like it
>>257337231
but my mic WAS broken!
>>257342474
I wouldn't knowI didn't have the patience to keep that shit up. I also kept reflecting on how much of a faggot I was for doing it.
>>257343027
>brings a bunch of attention to me
>which is uncomfortable
Yeah. Right.
>>257341582
and that man went on to create one of the greatest acid jazz groups of all time
>>257336647
v-vocaroo?
>"Why don't you talk on mic anon"
>Get on mic just to say that I really don't talk much but if they need me to I will
>"Ah that's alright"
Nobody has ever fucked with me or removed me because of it, they all seemed cool and we kept playing like nothin
>>257340683
What on earth are you talking about?
>>257342821
Its okay, we can still tell you're black
Give me one good reason I should have a mic.
>>257343329
If it wasn't I'd ruse a bunch of dudes into buying stuff for me. Being the center of attention is uncomfortable as fuck, especially if it's over something like that.
>>257340893
Or just use normal talk to talk and play normally and not like a spaz?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ok4j5e5Pgq
>>257333639
>join lobby on Friday night
>got your gaming snacks to your left and are comfy on the couch
>it's the fun lobby
>everyone is laughing at some hilarious joke you joined the lobby into
>everyone talks, has a great time, parties up, plays games and customs when everything does down
>3am and everyone is leaving
>never see nor hear from them again despite friending them.
>rinse and repeat the next Friday/Saturday
I literally want to cry sometimes I miss Halo 3 in it's prime so bad. Absolutely needs a PC port.
>>257343721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ANa2blVTf3
my mic doenst work
>have desktop mic
>never want to set it up because I can't find a good place for it other than right in front of me.
>>257336046
>>257336189
>>257337752
Why is there no standard "mute all" button in vidya yet?
>>257333198
I held hands with a girl once.
W-will she get pregnant?
>>257344197
most online games have a checkbox for voicechat. If you weren't busy blaming people on voice for why you suck so bad, you would have found that out.
>mfw my friend does that just so the super rare times he might say one word everyone makes a big deal about it
>>257344008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00yVYUYuhL2This is probably the first time I use my mic in months
>>257335063
>buy a 7 dollar zalman
>talk loads with my faggot internet friends while playing csgo
>>257343721
faster coms/
>that guy who only uses his mic to say things in a funny voice
>that guy who only uses his mic to say the same catch phrase
>that guy who only uses his mic to spew memes
>>257335405
gregor tier silence
>>257335405
I'm that guy that is bro tier as long as you legitimately try and don't flame. As soon as you start being rude, especially if you're playing like shit, you have awakened the dragon.
>>257344442
I said "good" reason. I'm not the type to respond back to commands. I just do what I'm told if I agree it's a fine plan. Other than that, I don't want to talk to anyone online.
>>257344470
>that guy who tries to capitalize on people's jokes and bombs
>>257336535
fuck you i love this
i always spam the shit out of them with porn
>innaCS:S
>Start playing porn with screaming bee
>some random ruskie starts yelling at me with the echo of orgasms in the background
I only ever put on headphones because i like hearing the others talk
especially in fighting games
>>257344626
So, what, you're a white knight?
