itt: games we want ported to pc
i'll start with some obvious choices
>ninja gaiden black
>fatal frame 1-3 [will never happen now that nintendo owns the franchise though]
>dead or alive 5
>metal gear solid 3: se
>panzer dragoon orta
>bayonetta
>breakdown
MGS 3, 4 and 5
Drakengard 3Halo 3
Skate series.
Seriously, that's the only thing not on PC at this point that I want. Don't know why EA never capitalized on that, given that the first two games were fairly successful.
I-Is she winking?
>>256851686
Doing those tricks with a mouse seems odd, could work though.
>>256851420
why is the face of that woman so hideously deformed?
>>256851420
what an ugly ass ...
women shouldn't drink during pregnacy
armored core
Disgaea series
SMT series
Bayonetta
Eternal Sonata
Drakengard
I bet if you smothered her face with a pillow there would be an exact makeup imprint. Hundreds of years in the future when man has transcended its current form, scientists would find it thinking it was a fossil proof if the missing link between human species and use amazing 3d modeling techniques to replicate what "Homo Suzianus" might have looked like. Someone might win a Nobel prize for the find.
>>256851420
She looks fucking weird but I really want to blow a load all over her face.
>>256851420
OP you messed up by putting that picture, now everyone is going to talk about it.unless that was your intentionand she uses a lot of make up and/or photoshop
As far as your question:
Red Dead Redemption
The original hydro thunder (as an HD version)
Dead or Alive
>>256851841
There was a snowboarding game called Stoked: Big Air Edition on the 360 that got ported to PC despite having the exact same control scheme, and that was done by a tiny indie team.
That EA wouldn't port one of their best series to PC is a travesty.
>>256851420
>you will never know what it's like to blow your load all over suzy's face and tits
i fucking hate being a xenophile
>>256851420
There is like $200 worth of make-up on her face right now.
Fucking disgusting
>>256851420
I hope y'all get MGS V
>>256852150
>Disgaea series
Jesus fucking Christ that series was made for mouse control.
>>256851420
ayy lmao
>>256851420
Looking at all that makeup makes me wanna scrape it all up with a spoon
am I the onle one?
>>256851420
>you will never get fisted by egoraptor's girlfriend
Why live?
>>256852902
It just makes me want to throw a bucket of water at her face, and then run away before it got a chance to spit acid at me.
I'd rather have Recettear, Binding of Isaac, Torchlight, and a Roguelike ported to a handheld.
>>256852902
No I'd just want to bust a nut over her that's all.
>>256852902
I prefer little wipeys.
>>256853160
>>256851420
all that fucking makeup
she is hideous
I love her shes like a little mutant that you just want to take care of.
>>256851420
Like I don't understand how anyone can find this attractive. I know that love can blind you and shit but there's like a limit to that stuff, it means like a couple of flaws or two but not a whole palette of ugly-stick victim.
>That weird slanty eye that she thinks that makes her look asian
>That fucking nose at an angle where it should not be
>That forehead where you can place your fist on it and will still have space around
First I thought maybe she will look slightly better in motion, like 3DS games, and it's still pretty terrible. Is she like rich or something?
>>256852203
the shroud of whore'n
>>256853438
It's crazy how her (twin?) sister is so much better looking than her.
>>256853284
Egoraptor is dating a professional model
>>256853438
>>256853160
>>256851420
Red Dead Redemption, Dragon's Dogma and Halo 3 / Halo Reach. All of these developers and publishers should know by now that they have a audience on PC, it's so stupid and petty that they don't just for the sake of muh console sales. It's not like these games wouldn't sell well either.
>>256851420
I don't like to dis' people on their looks but she seems kinda boring as a person besides.
>>256851420
She is literally caked in makeup. Like I don't see a single portion of her actual skin. Maybe right at the edge of her lip?
dragon's dogma
>>256852362
>Dead or Alive
there is a dead or alive 2 ulitmate prt
but it was chinese only and noone can seem to get it to work
Motherfucking Dragon's Dogma
>>256851686
my nigga
Suzy is a disgusting ham-faced mongoloid.
>>256853593
>Egoraptor is dating a professional model
[vomits internally]
I can't actually think of a single one that I want.
I've played Redemption which was pretty bland, but I hear Revolver is supposed to be better. So I guess I'll wish for that.
>>256853438
>>256853593
I'd still bang her at least once.
>>256853160
>>256851420
I want to port my cum to her face if you know what i mean...
>>256853593
My autistic brony friend is a professional model.
Being a professional model isn't hard.
i only want a pc port of nier so i can have a kaine body model for source film maker porn
>>256853698
seriously why is she so ugly and famous for makeup?
she is in the top 10 non downsyndome or disfigured people I've seen
Dragon's Dogma.
I can't figure out why this isn't on PC. It's a Capcom multiplat built on MT Framework, which was supposed to mean having a PC version as a matter of course.
Not to mention it runs like absolute shit on consoles, so there's substantial room for improvement with added hardware.
>>256851420
Dragons Crown and Muramasa
I already own both but it would be cool
>>256853515
I like them both but theres something sad about how mort looks that you know she has low self confidence and would be easier to bag.
I thought it was this chick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5LOmgIzIwA
>>256853698
>all asians have FAS
>>256853593
no lie, I'd hit that.
>>256853515
Because her twin doesn't apply thick layers of makeup and absurd hair to try and overcompensate. She uses makeup like a normal person
Has she at least got a nice ass?
Lost Odyssey and Blue Dragon
>>256851420
Fukin GROSS
>>256853989
Because Capcom doesn't want to pay for servers for pawns, it's as trivial and Jewish as that.
>>256853443
Wait, so she isn't asian? Seriously?
>>256854113
No its actually worse than the rest of her.
>>256854113
>>256851420
>egoraptors Wafiu
>Not Ross wafiu
>>256853593
Would hit it with a paper bag on. But I can't help but feel that this is what I will hear when ever she moans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORSvf8eVa0g&t=0m34s
Lost Odyssey
Dead Rising 1
>>256854073
epic
>>256853874
ebig
>>256854289
Those hips look alright. Too bad about everything above.
>>256854289
got hips doe.
Demon Souls
Dragon's Dogma
Fucking JoJo All Star Battle
Jet Set Radio Future.
>>256854289
She has a fantastic ass and hips.
Egoraptor's no pick of the litter either
>>256854003
her sister kinda looks a bit manly though
i dunno
>>256854289more
>>256854445
>>256854485
>>256854113
I dont think I have any pics of her ass. I dont think she shows it a lot.
>>256854328
>implying the Godzilla roars wouldn't make it even better
>>256852037
FAS
>>256854003
>>256854073
They both have the same physique. They're identical twins.
The only differences would be result of tramatic, cosmetic, or dietary.
>>256851420
>>256853185
>Portable recettear
I didn't know I wanted this until now.
>>256854881
ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao
Bloodborne
Valkyria Chronicles
The Last of Us
Uncharted
Infamous
Killzone
Blazeblu
>>256854353
What's so epic about all asians having FAS.
>>256853438
All the make up in the world isn't going to hide that AFS.
>>256854289
I fucking hate the way she dresses
Do you think she honestly goes out in public like that?
And in every one of her outfits she's wearing those fucking huge ass heels, they're like the female equivalent of a fedora
I would
I hate women who cake on makeup like this.
You don't even look human anymore, ignoring her existing mutations.
>>256851420
she is one ugly ass hoe, Egoraptor fuck off with your "model" wife". Go back to Newgrounds.
vanquish
ninja gaiden the good one
metal gear solid 3
Red dead never ever redemption
>no pc port rogue squadron or rouge leader
Okami and MAYBE Demon's Souls, though I already put thousands of hours into it.
>>256854667
playin chess wid it 2
>>256855304
no one ever claimed she was a model, she's ugly as sin, so is egoraptor, they go well together.
>>256854003
this is the second time someone has brought her up saying the exact same thing. Fuck off she's a whore and you know it.
>>256855081
She think that shit makes her look kawaii. Don't you think she looks KAWAII too anon?
>>256855304
>I don't have a girlfriend and neither should you
>tfw I can't hide my physical disability with make up
Some have all the luck I guess
>>256851420
Is she wearing a wig?
>>256855463
Demon's souls would be worth it for muh framerate and muh resolution.
This is my fav video of her but I've never been un-lazy enough to cap, gif or webm it.
http://youtu.be/JNUyx8wElL0
>>256855480
>>256855203
>>256854712
Ugh no wait, I take it back.
>instead of 3d custom girl 2 we go those shit 3ds fighting games made with the 3dcg2 engine
>>256853786
thats an ass
>>256855649
What's the point of hiding a micropenis with makeup? Your pants are good enough.
Dragon's Dogma is the only game I would absolutely want to see on PC.
Other games would be nice of course but Dragon's Dogma on PC would be the greatest thing ever.
>>256855649
She can't really hide hers.
>>256855728
Man im a big fan of when girls look comfy, and she doesnt look comfy at all.
Cares too much about her appearance. I bet it takes her 3 hours to leave the house
>>256851420
The last of us x 10. I'll probably never get to play it; I'm not buying a fuckin ps4 just to play one stupid fuckin game.
>>256855649
>hide physical disability with make up
I dont see any of that happening in this thread anon.
>>256855841
Easy sorting hun
>>256855728
man she's soo ugly
IMAGINE WAKING UP TO THAT THING
>94,000 fucking subscribers
I hate kids of the Internet.
>h-hey let me subscribe to her because shes ego's GF!
fuck everything m8s
>>256853874
>that nose hair
and if you didn't cover it with jizz you'd see a mustache. she has major facial hair issues.
also i gotta say, i think she has fetal alchohol syndrom but i'm not really sure
>>256855506
She was a model. For Hot Topic.
I'm not kidding.
>>256856002
You wouldnt wake up to that though, you'd wake up to this...
>>256855961
Although she can pull of thigh highs.
>>256855406
RDR is very linear when you think about it.
Most towns were very tiny, the map was just a wasteland. No interesting places to explore and nothing really to do, with the exception of hunting animals. Only real interesting place was the city with the ports, and you only really went there near the end.
>>256855728
>eye inside of pyramid
Confirmed for reptillian/grey hybrid illuminati
>>256855615
NO ANON I DO NOT THINK SHE LOOKS KAWAII
>>256856002
Internet personalities seem to attract the worst lovers.
>Guy makes some cool gun videos and shit
>He kind of acts like a faggot sometimes but is generally fine
>Girlfriend shows up in one video
>Oh hey maybe she's into this too let's check out her channel
>PANGENDER FURRY FEMINIST
NOPE
NOPENOPENOPE
Oh please, post your gf's if you think she's THAT unattractive, I'd love to see what you guys have?
>>256856002
You should just wake up and realize Emma Watson will never be yours and get real taste in women.
Kiss me, anon~
Suzy a shit
http://youtu.be/SLTvL34hsVY
>>256851420
Tactics Ogre LuCT
Fix the crafting system.
>>256856189
>>256856189
Except I'd insist on blowing an evening and morning load over her face before opening my eyes, so I'd see neither.
>>256856189
>>256856189
I think I'm going straight edge, just so my wife doesn't create something like that.
>>256851420
She took this picture knowing full well people would picture a load on her face or photoshop it in.
>>256856389
That'll be 50 dollars.
>>256856349
Well, statistically if anyone on /v/ has a girlfriend at the very least she won't have FAS. So there's that.
Don't you like my lips, anon?
>>256851686
I want it just for the glitchy fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg5AHdeXYwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYWvYbZHU38
Armored core 4+for answers
Ace combat so that mods can fix those terrible graphics
TEKKEN, EVERY TEKKEN, I WANT TEKKEN, PLEASE TEKKEN 7 GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Seriously I have a ps3 and the only remotely worthwhile games on it are tekken 5,6 tag2 and armored core 4 and for answers.
>>256856189
>>256856490
>I will never appreciate my wife without makeup
That's dysfunctional family material right htere.
>>256856349
>This food is shit
>WELL YOU CAN'T COOK ANY BETTER FAGGOT WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING
>>256856189
That is one ugly guy.
>>256856349
Just walked outside and took this picture of her
Get fucked nerd
>>256856692
>IT'S THE SAME THING
>>256856618
anon, please. Still waiting for your girlfriend.
>>256856748
Look at those fucking melons
>>256851420
I'm gonna need some cum shopped on that pic asap.
>>256856002
>not willing to wake up to Bjork
>>256856748
>zero hip/ass
anon I have bad news for you...
>>256856349
I don't have a girlfriend
Check mate
>>256856748
You forgot to put on her saddle
>>256856748
TIG OL BIDDIES
Why havent you kissed me yet anon?
>>256856349
heres my girlfriend.
>>256856681
What.
>>256856748
No one bra should have all that power.
>>256856832
It's literally the same argument.
>You can't do any better so you can't say anything!
>>256856748
>those camelfucker features
4/10
>>256856349
>Have you ever made a video game?
>>256856748
Your gf is pretty hot, is that her horse on the right?
>>256851420
>>256853786
>>256855996
computer porn from the dos days
>>256857170
no that's my mom
>>256851420
FUCK THREAD TOPIC
CUM ON OP PIC PLEASE
>>256857050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irjqe0pzGhw
>>256853943
don't you have to be able to look good 24/7 to be a professional model? sounds like hell to me, having to be picture perfect all the time
>>256857049
>boyfriend
>>256857049
sorry to break it to you, but your girlfriend is a fat dude in a wig.
>>256856389
>>256857259
So why are you all sitting here discussing some random chick who has FAS and tries to hide it with makeup?
>>256854113
Used to have a nice ass. then she got rid of it.
>>256856832
I don't have a girlfriend, though. I'm also not trashing Suzy. I was just saying that it's not exactly hard to match or top a girl with FAS. Her makeup does all - ALL - the work. She has a nice personality, though.
>>256857351
How on earth could you possibly know that
>>256857278
>>256856865
PLEASE DELIVER
>>256857049
That's a penis.
The Yakuza games.
>>256857178
>>256851420
Oh god the resemblance. On the other hand, one of them is Tim Curry
>>256854626
How can one man have so many chins?
I mean he's kinda fat, but not so fat he should have six chins
Did he used to be super fat, and lose a load of weight or something?
>>256857294
no u, what I said has nothing to do with makeup and everything to do with offspring.
>>256856748
Well damn, you're right she's stunning and the lady next to her is pretty cute too.
>>256851420
She's a model.
>>256856369
I might not score Emma Watson but holy shit I can do leagues better than Suzy.
>>256857049
Alright, you made me laugh. Nice, Anon.
>>256857523
Im pretty fat and he still has like 4 chins on me
ayy lmao
Question for you guys that like watching YouTube videos of game reviews and shit.
For example, https://www.youtube.com/user/Matthewmatosis/videos, he did a series on Zelda. Games that everyone had played and came out years ago. So why watch the reviews? Not trying to say they are bad or anything, just what do you like about it? What makes you watch a series on games that came out years ago that you almost certainly played already?
What do you like to see in this kind of thing? What makes you keep watching? Do you prefer reviews of old games, or newer games? Why? Do you like them to be funny or more serious like that guy above? Why?
How important is it that the uploader actually interacts with you in the comments section or on social media sites like Twitter? To what extent do you think they should interact with their fanbase?
Go into detail please.
I am thinking of doing this YouTube stuff myself with the end goal being YouTube shekels. So I figure I could do some market research first. Thanks.
pls respond
>>256854003
>>256854085
Sheila?
>>256856389
>implying i wouldnt kiss anything willing at this point
>>256856389
>>256857390
>>256857032
Ever seen those scene in horror movies where one of the "looks off" characters smiles but then slowly reveals like set of sharp teeth in the mouth as the smile gets bigger kind of scene? Yeah, thats what this reminds me of.
>>256857624
Yeah same.
I'm way fatter than him, and I only get a double chin when I look down
>>256857591
Its just a coincidence that I had that picture saved in my Suzy folder from a previous thread.
>>256856389
...O-oh okay.
But no really, at this point i'd consider it.
>>256854003
I want both of them to blow me at the same time.
>>256857775
Xenomorphs have adapted. Evolved.
>>256857464
>being a shitlord
>>256854626
They both got faces for radio.
>>256857170
THAT'S MY HORSE!!
>>256857940
Drawfag here, making it right now
>>256855889
stop projecting lil boy ;)
This girl puts on enough foundation that you could anchor a LEO elevator on her face.
Seriously you could slingshot loads to Saturn if you attached the guide wires to her forehead
You could use her cheeks as launch pads for a Saturn rocket system
You could build the entire wall of china on her face and it wouldnt even notice earthquakes
That foundation is so dense it has its own event horizon
Her eyeshadow is so thick they function as sunglasses for her so she can observe the sun at noon and document its storms
You could use her forehead as a mobile landing site for Galaxy transports in the event of a large scale war
You could use her facial hair as a prosthetic replacement for an endangered whales baleen
That face is so porcelain you could use it as a dinner plate in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen
>>256856961
>Taking backstory over plot
m8
>>256858085
Pic related Suzy's face when I show her your future drawing.
>>256857534
>a man being a alcoholic has any effect on FAS
Sure you did. Otherwise you'd just be admitting to being mentally retarded and ill-equipped to provide offspring.
my gf would love a pc port of wonderful 101
she is so artificial
>>256856748
That mane.
>>256856189
Is she going bald or does she just have a massive forehead?
>>256857991
=)
>>256858085
w-well this is unexpected, thank you kind anon can't wait to see how it turns out!
what would it look like it lego man drew mortomer?
i mean, he'd probly have her NTR'ing ego with john tron
but would the face be ok?
>>256858306
manface/10
>>256858096
>That foundation is so dense it has its own event horizon
alright anon you win this round
>>256851420
>that thick layer of plaster on her face
geez she probably also has shit skin in addition to the deformation brought on by her FAS
>>256858428
it's just going to be a drawing of them literally blowing air out of their mouths
>>256851420
what is that fucking thing in the picture jesus christ
>>256858224
she looks slightly cute there
like a japanese idol instagram cute
>>256858306
Just posting random Suzy now...
>>256856748
Holy shit are you from One Piece
>>256856349
here you go m8
pls no bully her
>>256858601
More make up than man
>>256858096
see>>256856349
>>256857159
Have you?
>>256858676
Well I will say she does have a lovely eye color.
Dragons Dogma
Samurai Warriors 4
Warriors Orochi 3 ultimate
Dead or Alive 5
Halo (maybe)
Tenchu
That's about it really. Mainly Japanese games. We get most western games and most of the ones that aren't are trash like TLOU and uncharted. I played both on a PS3 I borrowed from a cousin and they are just boring. Consoles can keep that shit
>>256858405
ugh god, what was the story behind that again?
cum edit
when?
>>256858452
At this point Legoman's Latino faces would be too FLATTERING for this train wreck.
>>256858096
>That face is so porcelain you could use it as a dinner plate in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen
Imagine drinking soup and at the bottom was this face.
>>256856748
WHO JUST WEARS THAT SHIRT AROUND THE HOUSE
NO ONE
I DONT BELIEVE YOU
>>256858652
Goddamnit I shouldn't have stopped visiting /v/ 2012. Also the fuck happened with manlet?
Shenmue 1 and 2
JSRF
>>256858695
>tfw you will never live in a world where all women have gigantic melon tits
>>256855760
>>256855480
>>256854667
You guys are cool.
>that feel when Ninja will never be your homie
>>256858824
>wearing makeup
what a tramp
>>256858903
These pics are pretty old. I think she wears tinted circle lenses now.
I totally would but would feel like sludge till the day I die
>>256857679
Entertaining food for thought and deconstruction about the game.
>How important is it that the uploader actually interacts with you in the comments section or on social media sites like Twitter?
Don't really care much at all about this.
>>256859047
She was doing yard work, nerd
Also she never really wears a shirt anyway because her tits are so huge
>>256858847
Sure bruv. Short black hair. Tattoos. Short height. Slim. Exactly what i've always wanted.
You dont have to have something nice to say that something else is shit though, retard.
>>256859046
>"Excuse me chef there appears to be a problem with my soup"
>"YOU FUCKING WANKERS. YOU PUT SOUP ON SOME GIRLS FACE. YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING COOK? YOU THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING CHEF? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN"
>>256858949
>staying on topic instead of discussing Egoraptor's alien boyfriend
Dragon's Dogma
>>256859298
Yeah okay it all makes sense now. Who doesnt wear short shorts and a non-existent top to do yardwork.
How could I have been so foolish
>>256854881
>>256855203
first time this shitty meme makes me laugh
>>256858824
>7/10
>would give black eye
>>256858676
>>256859123
The problem is that no matter what she do, her face structure and the nose still manages to shit everything up.
>>256859298
fucking a horse does not count as yard work
>>256851420
Dragon's Dogma. I bought a console for this game.
>>256859002
A grill from /tv/.
Why don't we make it happen?
https://www.change.org/petitions/petition-to-port-metal-gear-solid-legacy-and-or-hd-collection-to-pc
Guys this is my gf what do you think?
>>256859593
I don't get it.
>>256856748
is an horse an girlfriend?
>>256859593
Post a gif or webm let's see what happens.
