>/v/ suddenly hates Skyward Sword
Other than the padding and fucking Fi, I have no idea why someone would hate this game. Of course its not perfect nor is it a terrible game
>>/v/ suddenly hates
This fucking board is hilarious
>>256809504
>b-b-b-but egoraptor doesnt like it.
this artist man
>>256809896
mazing isn't it?
>>256809504
BOMB BOWLING
>>256810436
>>256809838
Do you fuckers seriously hate this game cause of some drop-out said so?
>>256810582
both of those were sarcastic
>>256809504
>Other than the padding
You mean 2/3rds of the game?
>>256810582
I hate SS because of the shit motion controls. I'm sure it would have been great if they'd just gave us the option to use the classic controller.
>>256810582
>drop-out
that dropout makes more than you do sitting around in your basement
>>256809504
/v/ has hated skyward sword since its release pal
>>256811447
i doubt he does
the controls are 50% of the time fucking unresponsive.
thats why everyone hates SS.
>>256813194
Just because you had trouble with the controls doesn't mean everyone in the fucking world did
>>256813194
Maybe if you didn't wail your arm like you were having a seizure.
>>256811552
sorry to say this is trueBut /v/ hates everything anyway.I liked SS.
>>256813398
THIS
many games dont have shitty unplayable controls
people are just fucking stupid sometimes
>>256809504
Fuck off
>>256813719
Twilight Princess had worse controls. They were unresponsive AND had input delay. /v/ loves to suck that game's dick though.
>>256813719
Why is this the main argument for people who like SS? I played it with the Zelda Wiimote that came with it and 2 others. The game played like shit and got needed to synch all the fucking time.
Motion controls ruined what may have been a decent zelda game. And anyone that actually defends it has autism.
>>256814058
wait are you talking wii port or gamecube origional
>>256811447
Fuck off, Arin
>>256809504
>>/v/ suddenly hates skyward sword
>>/v/ suddenly hates OoT
>>/v/ suddenly hates Metroid: Other M
never change, /v/
>>256814297
Don't bother, he's just baiting
>>256809504
>except for all these things that are wrong with it, this game is perfect
You forgot wagglan and a worse water temple since the fucking Water Temple.
>>256814208
i didnt say it was a good game
but the controls wasnt what made it bad
>>256814297
Game has input delay either way, but Wii port.
>>256814450
The Ancient Cistern was a GOOD temple though. It's one of the few good Water Temples.
OoT's was shit, Majora's Mask's was godawful, Twilight Princess's was shit, and Wind Waker didn't have one.
>>256814518
then play it on gamecube faget
>>256814663
so windwaker is the best zelda game
>>256809504
>suddenly
The Nintendo Entertainment System 64 was released in 1996
>>256814663
>>256814450
>Le wuter temple was the wurst maymay :^) pls U-boat
Also, all of the temples were way too easy and linear. If you're saying it's bad in the sense that you were lost then you must be a double nigger who can't play babies first zelda. They are as easily designed as the Crescent temple from zelda 1.
>>256809504
If the game included fucking Fi, I'm pretty sure everyone on /v/ would've given it a 10/10
>>256815324
/thread
Everyone go home
>>256810582
>>256810582
Broken clock was right; the game was shit tier easy.
The puzzles are all of the terrible form "one trivially produceable input is the desired output", combat is reliant on motion controls and lacks interesting depth and difficulty, and the story, atmosphere, and exploration weren't strong enough to carry the experience as it did in Wind Waker.
>/v/ suddenly hates CoD
There was literally a CoD fanboy thread on /v/ last night. I almost threw up.
>>256814208
>anyone who disagrees with me has autism
>>256815138
The Nintendo 64 is closer to the birth of 4chan than the PS4 and Xbone are.
>>256814463
I agree with you to a dergree, however it made a barely competent game to an almost unplayable game. Unplayable in the sense that it's beyond frustrating, with the motion controls.
Obviously people have beaten it and it may just be a vocal minority (probably not), however you can't suggest that the controls did not ruin an already ruined game.
>>256814463
this. The controls were tolerable.
The linear areas, lack of exploration, disappointing final boss fight among other things killed it
>>256814993
No. All of Wind Waker's temples are garbage.
>>256815456
>Combat is reliant on motion controls
>lacked depth
>Swinging a sword around to kill things is not fun
>there is no depth in learning the enemy's attack patterns and guard patterns in order to properly defeat them
>listening to what he says about windwaker when he was being a retard through it
The game was shit, but don't bad mouth shit that it did right.
I came here for the lewds
>>256809504
>Fi with Pupils
>>256815868
Meanwhile, Twilight Princess has ALL of those issues, but worse. For fucks sake, Ganondorf does HALF A HEART per hit.
Zelda Cycle does it again.
wait, then what zelda game DOES /v/ like
>>256809504
I want to fuck Fi
>>256816313
A Link to the Past and the original game, because Arin "More Chins than China Town" Hanson is their idol.
>>256809504
>/v/ suddenly blah blah blah
Stop this. It invites shitposting, makes you sound like a retard, and there is no suddenly for anything. People just do.
Skyward Sword was one long disappointment, had a few nice elements but overall was shit, so shit in-fact that the guy behind it apologized. If that doesn't tell you how bad it is nothing will.
>>256814450
>Skyward Sword
>wagglan
Waggle doesn't mean "motion controls that I don't like", it specifically refers to the shitty and lazy way of implementing motion controls by replacing what should be a button press with a flick of the wrist. The Wii version of TP, for example, was full of waggling. The only waggling in SS is flying the bird.
The motion controls are one of the few things the game did damn well. The sword gameplay is easily the best in the series. The simon-says encounters that makes up most of the game is a design flaw because they wanted to make it the easiest Zelda game to date, not a control issue.
It's the total lack of exploration, painted-on cues in the environment for every place that a puzzle-solving item can be used, terrible enemy design both visually and in combat tactics, thoughtless puzzles with only one notable exception towards the end of the game, and the fact that the entire game is practically one giant tutorial that never ends that makes it one of the weaker Zelda titles.
I never played it, although I watched a full LP of it. I got tired of all the grinding and the shitty looking levels. What the fuck is with that game and sand and Mayan looking garbage?
>>256816313
Mostly everything before OoT.
Then OoT, MM, and WW get split between rabid fanboys and people who call said fanboys either nostalgiafags (OoT) or Hipsters (MM and WW)
>>256815538
What fuck is wrong with CoD?
inb4 "it brought cancer to videogames"
Cause that's what makes a video game terrible am I right?
>>256816189
>people actually don't like twilight princess
>because of their shitty experience with it
I don't know, maybe I got a working copy, but the wii version is fun as fuck, and would have been more fun if it had SS' swordplay. The only problem I had was with shield bashing, which you had to do gently as fuck or it would read as a spin.
It's not that it's a bad game
It's that it's a worse game than Darksiders
>>256816401
What do you think it would feel like Anon?
I actually still need to play SS, and I've been meaning tobuyit, but why the fuck is it so expensive? Not to mention a lot of stores flat out don't carry it anymore. Is it out of print or something? It's not even that old.
doesn't /v/ hate everything
>>256816313
>/v/ is one person
lebbit, please leave
>>256816493
Too bad it still ended up being harder than TP.
>>256816654
Smooth Iron
>>256814058
The sword itself in SS worked fine, and better than in TP, I'll give you that. Having to shake the nunchuk for different moves was horrible.
The problem with SS controls wasn't with the sword, but with the aiming. It was a pain in the ass though because it used the gyroscope instead of the IR sensor, so you had to recenter the controls just to keep the camera from going off on its own.
>>256814663
Wind Waker had that one dungeon where the water level raised and lowered on its own on the first floor. I have no idea what the point of that was because all it did was slow you down.
>>256816313
I personally like MM, ALTTP, and the first one the best.
>>256816642
I hope you're not implying anything here man, Darksiders is a damn fine game.
>>256809504
>>/v/ suddenly
/v/ has never suddenly anything if your thinking they have you wrong, /v/ is very consistent with what they hate
>>256809504
>Suddenly
No.
The overworld was shit.
Post more qt SS Zelda, you faggots.
>>256816189
The battle with Ganondorf was at least longer, Demise doesn't even have any more forms
>tfw xbone owners can't catch a break here
>>256813663
>But /v/ hates everything anyway
/v/ seem to like Sonic Battle/Ow the Edge, Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom, XCOM, DMC 1/3/4, Galaxy/Sunshine, every other 2D Zelda games+Zelda 2 (since they don't have a always angry fanbase), many more.
why are you implying your shitty anti-/v/ meme from 2011?
>inb4 b-but those games are shit and /v/ will eat them up
why don't you tell me your experiences with those games and a screencap as proof you played them?
>>256816916
No, I like Darksiders. It's better than Skyward Sword, which wasn't a bad game.
It's just that Zelda is expected to be better than the third party copycats
>suddenly hates
This is either:
-B8
-your first day here
-you haven't been paying attention since 2011
>>256809504
>porn of Fi, showing panties
>not a SFW thread of gratuitous ass shots of Fi wearing panties
bastard son of bastards
>>256814058
TP had ok gameplay, and great dungeons.
/v/ hates Skyward Sword because it's not considered cool to like it, like it is considered "cool" to like Ocarina of Time. It's an "us gamers ;)" sort of thing, to pretend to not like Skyward Sword.
>>256817102
Fair enough i can agree with that.
>>256817268
2/10 you'll get some people. Should have used MM for the "cool" part as everyone seems to be jerking to to that game these days for some fucking reason.
>>256816313
Minish Cap was my favourite
>>256817209
The first three dungeons were dogshit and took WAY too long to go through. The second half had good dungeons though. INCLUDING the mansion.
Skyward Sword gave us Bomb Bowling...
that fat, round butt
I want tobite it
>>256817206
Might as well
>>256816654
Like putting your dick on cold metal
>>256817434
>mfw it's a Capcom game
I miss good Capcom.
Best zelda is FSA, prove me wrong.Protip: you can't
>>256817516
>>256817573
I loved FSA
>>256814389
>/v/ suddenly hates Metroid: Other M
at least try with your b8, i see other m in fucking bargain bins and tesco
>>256817426
>2/10 you'll get some people. Should have used MM for the "cool" part as everyone seems to be jerking to to that game these days for some fucking reason.
No, because MM is actually a good game. So people don't like it. Nobody on this board likes MM.
But everyone loves OoT. The game where you push blocks in to holes, bomb walls with giant cracks in them to show you that you're supposed to bomb it, and press B to kill most enemies in one hit. It's the definition of a shitty, overrated game.
>>256817268
I thought its was great
>has played all zelda's except the gameboy color ones
I couldn't take TP's controls on wii, maybe I should've just played the gamecube version.
I thought SS was good, the overworld wasn't anything special, it was like OoT's overworld, but I liked flying the bird and the flying was peaceful.
>dat music
>fuck egoraptor
>>256811354
Wow, I came in here literally to say this.
Also, having to cut around different colored Bokoblin shields gets old after the first twenty hours or so.
>>256817664
>>256817721
>not understanding what posts mean
hownu.ru
>>256817739
>Nobody on this board likes MM.
Stopped reading right there, it's clear you've never been in a Zelda thread before.
>>256813194
I thought so too before I played it on my old crt instead of my HDTV.
Don't be a pleb and get a real tv.
>>256817865
>>256816547
Yes, you're right, and that's exactly why /vg/ was made.
Rather than analyze what's wrong with CoD, it's much easier to discuss what's good about it. And the discussion ended right there.
>>256817508
>not wanting Piper's milf booty
>>256817554
It was Flagship specifically, who no longer exists. The director was the director of Skyward Sword too.
Quite a few people from Flagship went on to join Game Republic and eventually Tango though.
>>256818009
One person probably said something along the lines of "it's not that bad of a game", and you took it as "it's the greatest game ever conceived", because you can't stand it when people like the game.
>>256809504
>Other than the padding and fucking Fi
>Two things that haunts all throughout the game
>>256817739
>MM is actually a good game.
Yeah, Recycled Assets and Fetchquests: The Game was so amazing and ahead of its time.
>>256809504
>fucking Fi
whoa what's going on in this thread
>>256818056
>>256817508
The FUCK is that thing?
>>256818180
>/v/ suddenly hates
>/v/ suddenly hates
>/v/ suddenly hates
You people never learn.
>all these FI pics
>they all have pupils
>wrongly proportioned
>missing details like the pattern on the tights
Is it just me or are "artists" getting lazier?
Shield was practically useless because of durability. I just threw the useless piece of shit away and dodged everything.
Zeldas character design was awful and the story along with it. There was noting heroic or stimulating about chasing the boring generic childhood friend number 1236987571234.
Puzzles were good though.
>>256818295
It's a bird.
>the are people who think FSA isn't best zelda game
>>256818321
>>256818418
No it's a plane
>>256818163
The fact that you have to cherry pick the little bad and ignore the majority of the good things about the game proves how good it is, and it proves how the people who don't like it are huge hipsters.
No matter what you say, I want you to remember one thing - You are a person who thinks it's challenging and you genuinely feel accomplished when you push blocks in to holes, push statues on to switches, etc. so nothing you really say matters. You don't know what a good game is, so it doesn't really mean much when you say a game is good or bad.
>>256818321
>>256818180
>>256818056
>>256817865
>>256817664
>>256810039
>>256809896
>>256809504
atleast this thread is good for something
>>256818353
>Is it just me or are "artists" getting lazier?
>People draw what they want to draw the way they want to draw it
>Lazy
If anything it takes make because they aren't drawing literally the exact same thing all the time
>>256818295
Ever since the resent surge of evidence that theropods had feathers people have been drawing them with different bird plumages.
>Find Puzzle
>Camera Closeup of Puzzle
>Fi pops out of my ass and explains in-depth the background, motivations and solution of the puzzle
>Thanks Fi, almost felt smart for a fucking second trying to find eyeballs to shoot
>Obvious path for progression
>Camera shows me the path I need to take
>Fi explains to me the path I need to take
>Fi MARKS MY MINIMAP WITH THE PATH I NEED TO TAKE
>THEN MAKES THIS OBNOXIOUS BEEPING SOUND UNTIL I DOUSE FOR THE PATH I ALREADY KNOW I NEED TO TAKE
>There is a puzzle with finding things
>It's solved with dousing
>Literally just pointing my controller at the screen until something vibrates
>No clues of the environment or shit
>Find enemy
>leaves really obvious openings
>FUCKING MOTION CONTROLS
>Lose 5 hearts trying to swing my sword the right way to kill a puzzle enemy
>Every boss key is a really annoying rotation puzzle that is only hard because of the controls requiring a wrist that can rotate 360° in order to solve the puzzle in a timely fashion.
It is stupid on so many levels that make it a worse game than it needs to be.
>>256818353
>Is it just me or are "artists" getting lazier?
They're not, MP is one of those who go for quantity over quality.
Think of it like the online version of fast food.
>>256818480
>>256818636
Its disturbing
>>256818321
>>256818480
>that awful chicken scratching
goddamnit fucking commit to your lines asshole
>>256818710
>>256809504
Zelda II is the best Zelda game ever. Come at me fagtrons
I like all the Zelda games.
>>256818638
this is a fucking T.
>>256818382
>Shield was practically useless because of durability. I just threw the useless piece of shit away and dodged everything.
I liked the shield system a lot. The durability only drops if you mistime a block. Not to mention that you could buy a self-regenerating shield and it made earning the invulnerable Hylian Shield feel really damn good.
>>256818842
>>256809504
>other than the padding
>I know its not perfect
Suddenly? No. SS was shit to begin with. The clashing mix of TP and WW artstyles didn't help. Motion controls for a sword are a cool idea. Fucking retarded in execution.
>>256818878
I loved it too, and that's why I likedthe first Adventure Time game
>>256818878
Literally the only Zelda game I don't enjoy, apart from the shitty ones that don't count like Oracles and Minish Cap.
What is this blue character?
>>256809504
>fucking Fi
>>256809504
Well of course /v/ suddenly hates Skyward Sword. How the fuck else you do you think people are supposed to hate a game that is suddenly released in it's entirety. It's not fucking episodic. When you suddenly release a game, people will play it and suddenly dislike it because it was shit. Unless you watched trailers then I suppose it's okay to dislike the game before it came out more and more as you realize what a pile of shit it will be, then be surprised when it's an even bigger pile of shit of shit than you though possible.
>>256818989
>>256814058
>Not playing it on the GameCube like it was intended
What's it like to be unburdened by thought?
>>256818878
agreed
>>256818638
Fuck off, the boss keys were a good part of the game.
They were all unique and related to the dungeon in some way.
And you sucking at motion controls is your own fault.
Fi is inexcusable though, I agree on that part.
>>256819157
>>256819067
HOLY ASS
>>256819046
>oracles
>minish cap
>shitty
They were good games, what's your problem with them?
>>256819057
She's SS's obligatory handholder character.
Nintendo were scared you might actually have to think about a puzzle at some point.
>>256819067
Best pic in the thread, and not just because of dat ass.
>mfw i like Fi but hate SS
>>256818968
>Hylian Shield
I don't think I would've been able to pull off my retarded win against the last boss w/o that shield. Kept deflecting his attacks and following up with single strikes for some reason. Didn't find out until after I beat him that I could've absorbed the lightning strikes and used that instead.
>>256819317
>>256819414
I did the same thing. Never occurred to me to actually use skyward strike as an attack though the entire game, I just used it for switches.
What's with the lewd obsession with Fi?
>>256819317
>Arms
>Treetrunk thighs
>Normal eyes
>STONKING GREAT TITS
>Stocking are the same color as dress and have shit pattern detail
This isn't even Fi. Most of these pictures look nothing like the character beyond beling blue.
>>256819462
>>256809504
Can someone post a picture of Fi's asshole?
>>256816482
>invites shitposting
>isn't shitposting in and of itself
>>256819614
>>256819579
This is a bit more accurate but terribly drawn
>>256819579
>oh no, fanart doesn't actually represent the original
>>256818878
Not many people are going to come at you, since it's an unpopular game in general and therefore loved on /v/.
Not to suggest that you're just being contrarian. It's perfectly normal that many people could find it to be the best Zelda game ever. It just means they're not fans of the Zelda series in general, so the game that plays least like a traditional Zelda game can appeal to them more.
I finished it. I didn't hate it, but it is by a very large margin my least favorite Nintendo-developed Zelda game.
>>256816594
TP had better swordplay than SS. It also wasn't fun as fuck though because you rarely ever get to use the fucking swordplay. It's not even how easy the puzzles or enemies are. It'd be one thing to be easy but still use the gameplay mechanics in a way to make it interesting but everything dies too fucking quick to put up a fight and most things have no combat sense at all.
Also the plot was at contrast with how dead the world felt. It was shallow and empty but kept trying to pretend it wasn't.
>>256819579
Welcome to 99% of fan art. You basically just draw your fetishes and then give it some superficial details of the character you're supposed to be drawing.
Like all those pictures of Fran from FF12 where she has tits bigger than her head and an ass to match.
>>256819570
She has no arms and is a sword
>mfw all this lewd Fi
it's literally all she's good for
what a shitty character, I thought it was hilarious how the game thought we cared when she left at the end.
>>256809765
>>256809504
Its the nintenshilling
They regularly try to cleanse the rep of their shittastic games
Just mark and ignore
>>256819785
>>256819370
Minish Cap is the most boring and bland Zelda ever made
>>256818080
/vg/ wasn't made because of CoD, /vg/ was made specifically because of ASSFAGGOTS
>>256819905
whats wrong with that
>>256818989
huh, it took this picture to help me realize how similar Fi looks to the fairy queen in Wind Waker.
>>256819916
Didn't Hyrule Historia confirm she has arms?
>>256819982
Does she have lobsters for arms?
>>256820103
You're pretty slow.
>>256820103
Well I just beat the Fire dungeon on TP
These people need to stop giving her facial expressions.
She doesnt have any you fags.
>>256820313
Jesus christ, how much of Fi did Maniacpaint do?
>>256820313
>>256820313
whups didnt mean to reply to that guy
The Zelda series is like my abusive husband that I just keep coming back to. He hasn't been very nice to me over the years and he's constantly insulting my intelligence because he feels superior, but every once in a while, he'll do one thing nice for me (MM, WW, ALBW) that makes me stick around under the false assumption that he's turning over a new leaf.
>>256820164
She's a sword spirit so she could probobally grow some, sort of like how Girahim disguised his true self.
>>256819967
They only did that to explain why she doesn't show up to future links despite obtaining the master sword.
She'll probobally re-awaken in the next Zelda game.
>>256819570
>A true warrior's sword is an extension of himself
>Not taking that a step further by fucking it during adventures
You clearly do not have the will of the warrior
>>256820479
>>256820397
Two left m8
>>256816493
>The only waggling in SS is flying the bird.
You mean the sword fighting. The sword fighting was literally all waggling. The bird flying was literally controlling the bird pretty much 1:1 the thing the sword fighting doesn't do at all. The sword fighting was waggle button macros, the bird had good tilt control in that respect and was about the only fucking thing in the game they actually did right for controls.
The motion controls especially when it comes to sword, beetle or harp were done poorly and lost calibration constantly and were buggy as shit. Using the gyro for bow/sling was also done badly and was done better in TP with IR.
It had major control issues.
>>256820315
You can't expect anything accurate from people who draw fetish pics all day long anon, it's the fetish that comes first then it's the character.
>>256820630
>>256820630
>Fi watching Link hold a bomb for to long.jpg
>>256820681
>boring/unimaginative.
People more complained about the gameplay far more than anything else.
>>256819414
>Kept deflecting his attacks and following up with single strikes for some reason.
I did exactly the same thing. I came out of that intense fight barely victorious after depleting all my bottles thinking "Wow, that might be my favorite final boss!"
I was rather disappointed when I saw the Youtube videos.
>>256820883
And that's the last one I got, for those who can't read filenames the artist is maniacpaint
>>256820663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEge_2Vuft0
>>256820681
>Best Zelda
>Best
>>256819370
Oracles were shit. Minnish was good but could have done some things better. Adding items for after you beat the game is pretty retarded though. Seriously, you beat the fucking thing. The shield has pretty much no use now - the game is over.
If they let you play a harder mode and keep it or something then that wouldn't be too bad, but nope.Just adding items for after you've already pretty much been everywhere and done everything.
>>256816662
Pirate it dipshit
Who the fuck buys games for a console you can softmod?
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SKYWARD SWORD DID RIGHT? CLIMBING
>sexualizing the calculatori like it
>>256811436
>This tired old excuse again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEge_2Vuft0
The motion controls are flawless. Move your arms properly, fatty.
>>256816654
It'd feel like fucking a hologram. IE air. Fi doesn't fucking exist. Fi is a fucking generated holographic program integrated into a high tech sword. So, it'd feel like thrusting into air.
The motion controls were actually pretty fucking good. If you hate them, it means you're just bad at videogames.
Except the swimming. That was awful.
>>256821549
Flawlessly broken. We know. Feel free to stop using debunked videos.
>>256821749
>tfw your waifu is air
>>256821749
But what if she moaned accordingly to the thrusts and she acted like if she did felt it and loved it?
/v/ always hated Skyward Sword.
I personally like it, for a 3D Zelda it's got some amazing highs and bad lows, and I'm easily willing to overlook the lows because of that.
>>256821814
Swimming actually worked better than most everything else. I'm guessing you're just terrible at the game to bitch about swimming but not everything else. I don't really know how you can be that fucking terrible that you can bitch about the few things that were implemented in a fashion where they actually worked okay but defend broken as fuck as shit.
>>256821749
>Fi is a hologram.
Nah, because she's the same kind of entity as Girahim and he can physically beat you within an inch of your life [tongue wiggling intensifies]
>>256821016
The gameplay is what I was referring to on the "boring and unimaginative" thing.
>>256822002
Whatever. I didn't say you couldn't, I just said it'd feel like thrusting into air. You can write a program to mocap you with a webcam and react to your thrusts on screen, it'd be pretty much the same.
>>256821325
People who want to support game companies and the ecosystem that supports them? If everyone was a piratefag, no one could be a piratefag.
>>256821906
>Gets BTFO by a single video
>Still tries to deny it
My fucking sides. There's no way my little anon can be this pathetic.
>>256822004
I have to admit...I enjoyed Peatrice in SS for some reason.
>>256822240
>Flying on birds
>Totally new sword swinging
>Time stones
>Sand sea
I think that was fine, people just didn't like getting interrupted. It was plenty creative.
>>256822004
>nobody likes Mallara
;___;
>>256822004
It's a shame, she seemed like a nice and down to earth girl. If she wasn't unattractive I would have said you know what, Zelda can go fuck off and do whatever.
>>256809504
>that pic
fuck
>>256822101
>implying they're not hard light holograms
>>256820663
I'll give you everything but that sword. There was no excuse not to use IR for projectile tools and weapons.
But when it comes to the swordplay, I guess we just had completely different experiences. Sword combat in SS felt fucking amazing for me. I only once had to manually recalibrate, and that was during the pumpkin-shooting minigame which seems precision-designed to fuck up the gyroscopes in the most effective way possible.
Given the wildly different claims from so many different people, I guess it's safe to say that it varies depending on your setup. Some people clearly have problems with the motion controls that aren't solely due to their poor coordination. I guess it has to do with a lot of environmental factors. In any case, I was not one of those people. For me, the sword controls worked flawlessly. So much so that I'm kind of disappointed that we won't have similar sword controls in the upcoming Wii U Zelda.
>tfw you will never be Fi
>tfw you will never proclaim "Master, there is a 98% chance of impregnation while using this position."
>>256822453
why would you want the bitch too lazy to clean her house you know that sky pussy is as dusty as her house
I didn't liked Wind Waker and Twilight Princess that much, I didn't hate them either, they're still great games, but not as awesome as Majora's Mask, but I really loved Skyward Sword. The art direction is really awesome and I liked the new gameplay with the Wii Motion Plus, the Zelda franchise really needs some need fresh ideas, and it worked really well for me. I understand the hate of motion controls, it can be annoying and it's not 100% accurate, which can be really frustrating, but I loved it.
But yeah, the game isn't perfect, it can be a bit tedious and boring at times, and Fi don't know when to shut the fuck up. I'm glad Nintendo is aiming at more open Zelda games now, ALBW was great in that regard, and it looks like the next Zelda game will be inspired open world games, so it's great.
I hope they won't forget about great motion controls implementations, aiming with the gyro of the gamepad works extremly well in that Samus mini game in Nintendo Land for exemple, I expect to see stuff like that and not the old boring buttons and sticks interactions we've been eating since Jesus Christ.
Do not sexualize Fi
>>256809504
I liked Fi.
>>256809504
>have to try and dive then climb with wagglan because apparently birds cant flap their fucking wings
>having the most annoying helper character in the world
>game bothers you every 15 minutes to take a break or every 5 if your battery happens to be low
>wagglan wants you to be precise even though the, admittedly improved over stock, motion plus controls cant formulate where it is supposed to quickly at all
>shitty overworld that makes WWs island system look like a master piece
>re-using the same levels
Just to name a few
>>256822597
Hng
>>256822665
I think it was less that she was lazy and more she wanted Link's D.
>>256822761
I found her dancing and ballet to be elegant and graceful.
>>256822597
Why do they have to look at me like that?
>tfw Hyrule Warriors will redeem Fi
oh bby
>>256822761
>dat subtle butt cheek
>>256823182
>She gets character beyond being the useless sidekick
Thank you based Hyrule Warriors.
>>256822761
Fi is a stupid fuck slut and should be treated as such
>>256823115
Except during that one pose where she had her mouth gaping open and looked like she was screaming at you.
>>256823305
I am going to fucking kill you
>>256821549
You said the motion controls are flawless and then showed a video of 100% swordplay
>>256820681
>Best Zelda
>Tetra
>Knowledgeable
>Actually Helpful
>Kinda cute in her playfulness, despite also being cynical
>SS Zelda
>Brash Tomboy
>Brash Tomboy
And Most Importantly
>Brash Tomboy
>>256823305
TAKE IT EASY BATEMAN
>>256823182
I would agree if it wasn't for the fact that everyone will be too busy playing as Ganondorf or Zelda to even notice her.
>>256823512
Cynical? When was that?
>>256822547
Sword loses calibration all day erry day. You can't go fucking two swings without having to tap down, it was best to just hit down after nearly every swing because of it. It also didn't matter because the sword was were just the 8 directions, a spin and a charge attack really. Which isn't that interesting. TP effectively better by having enemies weaker or strong against certain things and could read them - like the dark knuckles or the flying fucks with shields. But you could also do other tactics if you hit them and it was in that respect was far more like sword fighting than Skyward. Plus with the subweapons were integrated into the fight fluidly. You could swing, get blocked, do a special move and whip an arrow or claw into someone behind you with ease.
>>256823448
Considering the swordplay is 100% motion controlled, yes, I did show that.
How observant of you.
>>256823617
First Scenes in which we see her, flippant in her nature towards Link and the Islanders.
>>256823919
Probably just first time post menstrual crankiness
>>256823620
I think your remote might have been broken, because I've never had issues like that.
>>256809504
anyone have the comic with links dick cut in half and fi saying that this was 100% a bad idea?
>>256824279
Yes, it was posted earlier in the thread.
>>256824112
Still, better than SS Zelda, the Only Characters in that whole game that were any good were Groose and Ghirahim
>>256822547
>Some people clearly have problems with the motion controls that aren't solely due to their poor coordination.
Seems to be software related for as much as I can tell. Wii sports motion has the same issues with sword fighting - it was notorious for it. I can't really recall other third party games with the same issues at all, at least definitely nowhere near as bad. It seems to be Nintendo software with these problems.
>>256821549
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEge_2Vuft0
>angles are off half the time from the way he swings
>flawless
ok
>>256823115
I found it poorly choreographed and creepy as shit.
>>256823620
I wonder, did you have the IR sensor bar in its normal position during gameplay? In my experiments, it seems to use IR to calibrate the sword on-the-fly. I notice that when I point my remote at the screen for half a second, Link's sword will suddenly and silently realign itself. That didn't seem to occur when I was too close, too far, or the sensor bar wasn't facing me.
>>256824132
It's not.
>you will never slap fi's butt like the slut she is
>>256824986
>Implying I enjoy slapping robot butt
>>256825074
>not enjoying robot butt slapping
>>256825231
>Messed my hand up Robutt slapping
>>256824597
>Link's sword will suddenly and silently realign itself.
Yeah it does that supposing you're actually pointing your wiimote at the thing for half a second. Occasionally because of that it also inverts up and down because the wii is dick at realizing up from down using the sensor bar. That shit is always fun, swing up... oh no that's down silly me. And like most internet suggestions it's clearly me fucking up and moving my hand in an inverted shadow dimension when I shouldn't have.
So many problems caused by poor hardware and poor software and then retards blame the player. PS3 Move didn't have that problem.
>>256824521
>Everything performs exactly as he wants it to perform
>Not flawless
As I said, get good and actually move your arms, fatty. The game has plenty of problems, but controls aren't one of them.
>>256825363
Well, I think it is your problem because I didn't experience that at all.
>>256825565
Well, yeah it's my problem, playing a badly made game. Until I turn it off it is my problem.
>>256825565
Eh, the controls were great for me and I've been defending them in this thread, but I think handwaving it as 'your problem' isn't helping.
If the controls work flawlessly for some of us and are hopelessly broken for others in a large enough minority that it can't be explained by defective hardware, then there's a pretty big consistency issue that needs to be looked at.
>>256825363
> the wii is dick at realizing up from down using the sensor bar
The sensor bar is just two IR lights, it doesn't actually do anything.
Your problem is either in the Wiimote or the way you're swinging it.
>>256823512
I'm pretty partial to Spirit Tracks Zelda myself. That freakout scene in the beginning where she pretty much intimidates Link into recovering her body.
>>256825354
You're not sticking your arm out of a moving roller coaster; you're slapping an ass. At worst your hand might sting a little.
>>256825410
>exactly as he wants to preform
He does multiple side to side slashes that do an angled slash. If you could actually watch more than one thing at a time instead of being retarded you would see that. You would also see how it is definitely delayed when he tries to hold the sword out at literally any point.
Try again.
>aiming my sword
I don't think I need to explain this. Not to mention how retarded Link looks carrying his sword directly ahead of him all game.
>that flying system that's beyond clunky and shitty
I cannot fathom how they let this shit into a finished game. Even without the waggling to control it, my fucking bird was totally unable to ascend at a satisfactory pace. Fucking AWFUL.
>>256826297
Did I mention the Robot was Clanker?
>>256826192
>The sensor bar is just two IR lights, it doesn't actually do anything.
Yes it does. It gives IR points to from the detector on the wiimote for the wii to triangulate position, Given it's two points and symmetrical nature it can't tell up/down or left/right apart properly. If the wiimote gets confused it will calibrate upside down and because upside down looks the same as right side up it's okay with that. An ingeniously bad engineering concept.
