I'm going to marry Ashley!
I love Reisen!
I want to protect her smile
I want to hug Ashley
Ashley is a miracle of the universe
Which way /v/?
>>256656894
>>256655235
>>>/jp/
You ain't fooling anyone
>>256656894
Let's fly into the sun.
>>256656894
Straightinto her womb.
>>256657147
>>256656974
But this isn't 2hu
>>256655596
>>256657537
What do you filthy pedophiles think of the new EO girl?
I find her cute in a nonsexual way.
>>256657537
I want to smell her panties
>>256657736
>hipster glasses
>>256657651
You're waifu isn't real, nobody loves you.
Ashley thread, electric boogaloo
Why is she so perfect?
>>256657736
>I find her cute in a nonsexual way.
Sure you do
>>256658057
>>256658429
>she'll never suck your pyoro
I want to lick her armpits!
>>256659627
Navel>armpits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQjiyxeWVA0
I'm in love with Marisa!
I need her in my life
I want to deepthroat her cute little mouth, if you know what I mean
>>256660561
What are you talking about?
>>256660561
Don't follow
>>256660561
I'm not seeing your point.
>>256659971rip in peace
>>256655327
>>256659971
Everytime
definitely one of my favorite nintendo girls.
http://jonashley.deviantart.com/
>>256661679
>>256660649
>>256660779
>>256660801
I want to put my huge, erect male member inside her mouth, guide it gently deep into her throat until she began giving me a blow-job, if you know what I mean
>>256662142
Explain further.
>>256662142
Apologies, I still don't get it.
>>256655235
>>256662225
>>256662298
he wants tohold hands
>>256662524
Jesus man, that's fucking sick.
>>256662426
that was an epic one
>>256662426
Nigga please
>Ashley is a fifteen-year-old witch
http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Ashley_%28WarioWare%29
>>256662615
Is anyone else's 4chanx broken? It doesn't seem to count when there are new posts in the tab. It just started not working on day. I've tried it on other computers too but it's broken on everything I try.
Sup bro, you ready for tonight's game?
>>256663021
Update firefox/greasemonkey/4chan X
>>256663021
firefox update fucked it up, i've been using this for now
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
>>256662142
>gently
Pleb
>>256662972
That's still underage. And her appearance is prepubescent.
>>256663254
Any word on when they're going to fix it? It's really annoying.
>>256663305
She's a cartoon.
>>256663305
Ur dick is prepubescent
There is nothing like a cold glass of milk to kick-start the morning!
>>256663519
Yes. At this point I can still distinguish what is reality. It's more the fact he's attracted to prepubescent looks that's troubling.
>>256663631
Hey man, I'm sensitive about that.
>>256663864
The milk looks like someone in a KKK uniform
>>256663864
Looks legit
>>256659742
mah nigga
>>256663954
>troubling
Oh man, the big old boogieman attracted to cartoon girls is going to go and touch real life little girls.
Grow up. Lots of people like the loli and still know WAY better than to exploit the world's young.
>>256663954
>>256664502
Wrong pic, Anon?
>>256664293
>Lick her cute chest
DFC is love.
>>256664438
>grow up and let people keep fantasizing about diddling cartoon children
I'm reminded of that news story awhile back where some guy that wanted to sex amy rose ended up eventually raping a bunch of little girls in an orphanage or something.
>You will never carry Ashley to bed before kissing her cheek while saying "Good night"!
>>256664502
I don't want your pancakes, dorrito hair man.
>>256665145
>You will never carry Ashley to bed before kissing her cheek
If i'm taking her to bed she's getting more than a kiss on the cheek.
>>256665316
a bedtime story too?
Ashley CYOA
>Without so much as a knock on the door, Ashley barges into your home, and shows you an advertisement for a movie called Supernatural Activity, a recently released horror movie.
>Ashley tells you she wants to watch the movie, but needs an adult due to its R rating so she asks you to take her.
>You've seen trailers from the movie and it doesn't look good at all, with it's cheap found footage style and constant scare pop ups
>Do you
1. Take Ashley to see the movie
2. Tell Ashley you have a better scary movies yourself
3. Shoo Ashley away and go back to playing vidya.
I wish I could hug her forever
>>256665129
Sonic fans are a completely different beast, Anon
>>256665129
I guess he wasn't one of those who knew better.
It's just like with video games and school shootings.
Why do you want to marry an assist trophy? Shouldn't you want marry someone you can actually play as?
>>256665634
>Shouldn't you want marry someone you can actually play as?
That's kind of creepy, anon.
http://strawpoll.me/2140127/r
I know a girl name Ashley, she's the only one of her group that isn't married nor has a boyfriend. Kind of feel bad for her, but I don't know her interests.
>>256665412
1
and THEN invite her back to your place to watch better movies once she gets bored in the middle of the film
>>256665412
11111
>>256665851
Force her to dress up as Ashley and post a video of you licking her feet
>>256665851
You know what to do, aniki
>>256665851
then find OUT her interests, anon-sama
>>256665971
DO IT FAG
>>256665412
Take her to the movie
>>256665412
3
I'm not a faggot
>>256665480
Thread theme
>>256665412
>2nd person perspective
>>256665925
>>256665930
>You decide to take Ashley to the theater, but before you do, you put a bar of chocolate into your pants to avoid paying for one at the snack stand.
>Your first impressions were right, the movie does suck, with laughable acting and cheap camera effects that make you sick. >Yet Ashley seems to be completely terrified of the movie, and clings to your arm the entire time.
>Do you
1. Tell Ashley it's just a movie and suck it up?
2. Let her keep clinging to your arm?
3. Go buy her some popcorn?
>>256667360
>what is a CYOA?
>>256667368
4. Take the chocolate bar out of your pants you dipshit its probably all melted n shit
>>256665851
FUCK HER FUCK HER HARD FROM BEHIND
>>256667368
Is that chocolate in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
>>256667587
Choose Your Own Adventure
>>256667717
Balls deep animal fuck
>>256667368
22222
Can I emulate this on my android tablet?
it has a gyro-thingy
Ashley asllluuuuut
>>256668019
I've been edging on the bed as of lately. I should stop so I can have my second week of no fap. stop making me want to fap.
>>256668019
S-S-Sauce
>>256668323
cool screencap dude
>>256667925
>>256667925
bump, anyone know if its possible?
>>256668323
I love video games!
>>256667567
>>256667815
>>256667842
>You decide to endure the rest of the movie and let her keep clinging to your arm, and as the credits roll she finally lets go and asks you that she wants to go home
>As you reach her mansion, she gives you a shy look and says "can I stay with you tonight?"
>Do you
1. Let her stay the night with you?
2. Tell her no and to check under her bed.
3. Escort her straight to her bed and tell her everything will be fine?
>>256667718
>>256667616That parts coming
I would marry Kagamine Rin given the chance.
>>256667368
>putting a chocolate bar in your pants
What the fuck man, that shit's gonna be melted and shit, that's fucking nasty
>>256668675
Fuck her right in the pussy
>>256668595
Nope, not even SWF, but what's stopping you from inventing it.
>>256668675
1
1111111
>>256668675
1
Why not.
>>256668712
Good taste
>>256668508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3L1Tcaf0w0&t=1m4s
>>256668675
one you fucking idiot
>>256657934
>wizardchan
>>256668918
She's just so pretty, isn't she?
>>256669249
DELETE THIS
>>256669367
>>256669457
>>256669249
>actually making a big deal about images obviously downloaded from other websites
when Nintendo made Ashley they were not trying to intentionally attract the lolicons r-right ?
>>256668675
don't sexualize ashley
>>256669765
>taking like five seconds to type a side comment counts as making a big deal
>>256669049
>>256669014
>>256668907
>>256668870
>You take Ashley to your house and tell her to take the bed while you take the couch. But Ashley interrupts you and tells you that a dark stain is on your pants.
>The forgotten chocolate from before seems to have melted in your pocket.
>Ashley pokes into your pocket with one finger and brings some melted chocolate to her lip and tastes it.
>"It's alright" she says, with a small smile on her face.
>This cheesy yet cute act by Ashley seems to have thrown you over the edge and caused your dick to harden.
>Ashley notices this and blushes slightly.
>She looks up you and says "I wouldn't mind if we both took the bed"
>Do you
1. balls deep animal fuck
2. cuddle in bed
3.hold hands in bed
POST THE DAMN THING
>>256669834
The fact that you can try to blow up her dress as she holds it down and glares at you angrily in the JP version of Game & Wario says otherwise.
>>256669000
8/10
>>256670165
33333333333
>>256670165
1
11111111
MAKE RED WATCH IN JEALOUSY AND SADNESS
>>256670165
ONE GET
>>256670165
numero uno
>>256669962
Those piercing green eyes, man. She is something else.
>>256670165
>1
If we don't actually fuck her this time we'll probably get NTR'd in this/the next story.
>>256670165
hol' dem hands
>>256670165
1
>>256670528
They can even scare some people.
>>256670165
1 then 2
>>256671219
THIS
Ashley is cute!
>>256670165
fuck all yall balls deep niggas there is such a thing a subtlety and taking things slowly and bein comfy as fuck holding your waifus hand i hope ashley calls the police and you go to jail for life after she bleeds out from internal injuries
>>256671674
I can't
>>256671369
enjoy getting friendzoned by your waifu once we're finally able to access the waifu dimension you faget
>>256670574
>>256670507
>>256670406
>>256670347
>>256670923
>It took less than 5 minutes of foreplay and preparation for you to be full on ramming Ashley's womb with your cock.
>Each thrust you send sends both waves of pleasure to you and Ashley, and waves of force that rock your bed and nearby furniture.
>As you look upon Ashley's face, you swear that her pupils are slowly turning to hearts and her voice turning to nothing but unintelligible moans of enjoyment.
>After a few more minutes of fucking, and Red calling you to turn down the noise in your house, you've reached your limit and explode your 2 weeks content of no fapping inside her, kissing her to muffle the noise as she tries to wrap her legs around you in a desperate attempt at maintaining her composure.
>Do you
1. Go to sleep
2. Cuddle her
3. Tell her to lick you clean
>>256671369
This nigga
I want to feel Ashley's stockings rubbing against my crotch
>>256671964
2
Not cuddling is a crime.
>>256665480
Sorry for the late reply. I had to clean my house.
Yes. Sonic fans are an odd lot. But the point I'm trying to make is that attraction to children, be it real or fictional (since the reason for attraction is the same on both) is always a very big red flag.
A lot of times it ends up spiraling into the real world.
>>256665627
It isn't the video games (or guns. but that's a different subject) that cause these things. What I mean is, it isn't the content that causes it, it's the mental condition of the person that does these things. And being attracted to children (real or fake) is pedophilia; which is both unquestionably wrong, and illegal.
>>256671964
4. do it again but make Red watch
>>256671964
2
No other option
>>256671964
2 obviously
>>256671195
>>256670528
What is it like to have eyes that are not dark brown?
You wouldn't marry Ashely.
>>256671964
>As you look upon Ashley's face, you swear that her pupils are slowly turning to hearts
I'm so fucking hard right now.
>>256672418
Blue, here.
It's kind of like bein' cool as fuck every day, and getting eye-compliments all the time.
Except it's literally that and not just kind of like that.
>>256671964
Oh for fuck's sake
>>256672474
I'd marry her Ashleys
>>256672474
So are these threads a daily thing now?
>this thread
>>256672387
>>256672202
>>256672082
>After finishing inside Ashley, you bring her to your chest and give her a hug, she accepts your embrace and wraps her arms around you.
>You ask her if she enjoyed it too and she replies with a nod and a whisper to your ear saying "just be sure to take responsibility" before you both drift of to sleep in each others arms.
>>256671964
3 then 2
>>256672418
The only difference is that some people will notice them and compliment them for small talk.Outside of that, everything looks the same.
>>256672619
>tfw jet black hair, white skin and amber-dark brown eyes
>>256673240
but anon, we can just buy her a morning-after pill in the morning
>>256664502
>>256673293
this was the most correct answer
>>256673240
>whisper to your ear saying "just be sure to take responsibility"
i told you faggots now shes gonna have a fucking kid and get fat and probably marry then divorce you and take your only child with her and use satan magic to make you a frog or some shit fuck you i tol dyou we should just hold her hand you have to take these things slowly but now youre having a fucking kid dont come crying to me cause im just holding some hands not no problem for me when we love each other and know how well we work together then well have a kid because im fucking responsible unlike you retards
>>256673240
>>256657736
I find her cute in a WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
IS EOV COMING OUT
TELL ME IT'S COMING OUT
>>256673240
Splendid.
>>256673240
Never stop being awesome, aniki
>>256673930
It's from EO II: Untold
>>256673867
>>256673560inb4 safe day
So where do these 'I want to marry x' replies come from? /a/? /jp/?
>>256673240
Greatest love story ever told, bravo Nolan
>>256673240
>>256673240
You are a god amongst men
