>Yeah man, sorry. We're all out of Your Favorite Game.
What do you do?
buy my games digitally, like a normal person
what, you ran out of digital copies? that's bullshit and you know it
Got Bioshock?
>>256399983
Listen, kid, there are other people waiting in line.
>>256400040
As a matter of fact, I do! $29.99
>master leaves me in charge of shop
>don't even know what a bioshock is
woof
I usually ask them to check store locations that have the game, then I go pick it up.
durka durka
"Oh ok, I'll go check out (another game store), thanks!"
I've had stores suddenly remember they've got copies and lower the price, but mostly it just gets them to try and convince me to buy another product.
>>256399510
Do you mean I don't already own my favourite game?
Why would I buy My Favorite Game more than once?
>>256399510
>out of my favorite game
>don't own your favorite game
what are you doing?
>>256399510
Try to get down from all that meth. Talking to dogs isn't normal.
You're a fucking dog, let me talk to your manager
>>256399510
how can I be buying my favorite game? if it``s my favorite game, I already own it
>>256400398
>>256400463
I've bought my favorite game four times.
With DLC.
Every time.
>>256399510
>let me get some new ports then and a scratch off
I live my local game shop
>>256399510
The fuck?
Why would I not own my favorite game?
How would it be my favorite if I haven't played it?
>>256400664
If you're gonna be like that, then bye. I have other customers to attend to
>>256400723
Give yourself a pat on the back for being a good consumer whore.
>>256399510
thepiratebay.se
>>256401043
This dog is trained to kill.
Why the fuck is a dog running a vidya store.
>>256401294
Because his master had to go take a piss.
>>256401294
>>256401415
It's 2014. Why can't dogs run stores?
>>256400137
29.99 for Bioshock? Are you fucking kidding me?!
>>256401661
Or 2000¥
>>256401842
Isn't 2000¥ only $20?
>>256402081
Yes, but I prefer Japanese Yen.
>>256401602
>Tell me your secrets, cucumber...
>>256401102
Then i shall die a martyr to freedom of consumer choice!
why shiba so based?
Pirate it
>>256403384
ancient nippon breed
>>256403384
shiba a shit
>>256403608
>>256399887
But it turns out that your favorite gameis on a Nintendo platform
What now?
>tfw considering buying £700 purebred shiba to be my best bro.
>>256401602
Dogs are too cute.Someone would steal it.
>>256399510
Ok well Ill just go somewhere else then
>>256404042
do it. I'm a friendless kissless virgin and I'm considering getting a cute dog to be my friend
You aren't Bioshock Dog.
Bioshock Dog will ALWAYS hook you up.
>>256399510
thanks doge
What's the story behind these dogs anyway
>>256403854
What you posted is an Akita, not a Shiba. They look very similar but the muzzle, ears, and size of their body are not the same.
>>256404042
I heard shibas are actually assholes.Can someone with a background pitch in?
>>256404436
Akitas are based.
>>256404476
huskies are assholes. they fucking fight constantly like catty bitches and make the most high pitched girlish whining as they do.
>>256404476
they can be.
They're very stubborn and can be ornery if miss trained
>>256404928
So the trick is finding someone to train them properly so they turn out awesome like Mari-kun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGoWAM0jhT0
>>256404476
Shibas are an aggressive breed no matter how you raise them, just like most dogs their size. This doesn't mean they can't work well in families, cities, or whatever, they are just harder to train and prone to biting/attacking people more often than other dogs (which doesn't mean "do it often", but just in comparison). They are also extremely stubborn as someone already mentioned, which makes handling them kind of a pain in the ass.
>>256403990
Buy it anyways because I'm not a child who doesn't know how to take care of his stuff
>>256405146
If you 'find someone to train' a dog, just about any breed, the dog will not respect you but its trainer instead. If you aren't capable of training a dog properly on your own (obviously you can get some guidance or take it to group classes and such as long as you're the one actually doing the training) then you shouldn't have a dog.
>>256399510
>>256399510
Not care, because I already own my favorite game
>>256399510
>BYOND
>2d Spessman Simulator
>Stores
>Anyone who plays it leaving their home
>>256405152
Even a stubborn dog learns to fear a swift kick to the face.
>>256404928
>tfw no qt3.14 shiba to try asserting dominance over me by scratching my clothes and pissing all over the house all day for me
Why even live
Why even live
>>256404712
I have an Alaskan Klee Klee and can kinda confirm this. She fucks with our other dog from time to time(not often) and whenever we leave and come back she starts screaming. It's a rather unpleasant high pitched pithing noise. She honestly reminds me of a cat more than a dog. I still love her to death though.
The way my dog acts, I;m pretty sure she's part shiba.
Short little legs, too.
>>256405614
lel so fahnny mr edge animal abuser XDDD
If you go around kicking your fucking dog then don't have a goddamn dog to begin with. Besides, all that would do is make it horribly aggressive and attack people - maybe not you, but plenty of others, which works against your fucking stupid edgy idea of 'training' it that way.
>>256405628
The fuck is wrong with you?
r8 my puppy
>>256405883
terrifying
>>256403316
But you're not a consumer, you're a thief.
>>256405628
>and pissing all over the house all day for me
So you just go around pissing all over the house by yourself?
>>256404476
They're really protective. Just socialize them every other week at a dog park or even just walking and they're fine.
>>256405883
6/10
cute eyes and ears but it looks like she's secretly evil
>>256399510
>>256400137
>>256402365
Does nips really put dogs running their business?
>>256405847
I clearly didn't mean it in a furry way.
>What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>256406104
Yeah, how else would you explain Nintendogs?
>>256406068
One dog's thief is another man's martyr.
>>256405883
lazy eye / disgusting
>>256403957
Best dog breed already posted.
>>256406104
It's real mate. Yes
>>256406115
Sure you didn't you fucking faggot.
>>256406196
True, true.
>>256405883
Cute, for a poodle.
>go to gamestop
>"hello do you have a copy of fzero gx?"
>"fzero? whats that"
>f
>z
>e
>r
>o
>whats
>thats
>whatisfzero
>working in a gamestop and not knowing what fzero is
>>256405883
>owning a breed meant for old white ladies
Fag.
>>256405883
Daily reminder that if your dog is not capable of killing you that you are doing it wrong and should buy a real breed
>>256406394
>One of the most intelligent breeds
>Restricted only to old women
>>256405146
see
>>256405324
Training helps, but you need to be there training with it
it needs to learn to respect you, no one else
>>256406521
>owning a dog solely for house protection
Buy a fucking lock, fag.
>>256406663
>imblying 1 lock is gonna stop a pack of niggers
blacks are naturally scared of dogs
>>256406785
>living in a country where niggers are a problem
>>256406537
Sorry but I don't see rat anywhere close
>>256406785
Then buy a shotgun
My Shiba
>>256406968
>have a shotgun
>someone breaks in while you're in the living room watching some TV and directly charges you
>have to run to the room with the shotgun because you MAGICALLY evaded his attack
>find the shotgun, if you follow laws then its locked up and not with its ammo so you have to find and get all that too
>load the shotgun, aim the shotgun, and fire the shotgun
Yes, truly effective as long as the person who just broke into your house has no legs and is pulling himself after you with only his arms.
>>256407071
I want to pet it.
>>256407205
What kind of shitty door breaks down in one kick?
>>256407315
Most back doors, also windows.
Breaking into a home is not difficult for people who do it fairly regularly. They don't literally kick doors open either, most bust them open with a tool or break glass (if you have any windows on the door or near it) and just unlock it. It takes like 5 seconds.
>>256407205
>not carrying your shotgun with you at all times
Or a fucking revolver. One of those fuckers is enough to one-shot anyone.
>>256406896
That's because you're using ask. Try actually reading scientifically based sources like "The Intelligence of Dogs" and other credible studies.
>try to buy dark arisen at a local video game place
>they've never heard of it
>buy it at fucking gamestop instead
the guy at gamestop tried to convince me that dragon age inquisition was a good game and that I should pre order it
>>256407417
>carrying your revolver around in your home
If you're this paranoid then you might be safe from break-ins but you should probably go and live in a mental care facility.
>>256407405
>not having window bars
>not having door bars
You silly Amerilards think a single wooden door lock will stop anyone.
>>256407205
I'd be scared shitless of some legless humanoid chasing me while dragging himself with his arms. Can you imagine how strong those arms are? He could snap my spine like nothing
>>256407675
>>256407205
It's best to be prepared
>implying I don't already own my favourite game
How the fuck is it even your favourite if you haven't even bought it yet?
Go home and play my favorite game. I already own it.
>>256407619
I see where this is going
Now you'll argue about tall walls and eletric fences and cctv and lots of shit that cost orders of magnitude more than a guard dog.and it's less appealing in the day-to-day too,atleast you can snag a couple pats on the little booger
If it was your favorite game surely you'd already own it.
>>256408042
oh lawdy
Where's the video?!
>>256408298
D'awwww.
>>256407417
>>256407205
Fun fact, if you own a gun you're more likely to shoot yourself accidentally than successfully defend yourself from a home invasion
>inb4 "I'm careful I'll never have an accident, it'll never happen to me :^)"
>>256407619
I went to costa rica and everyone has these on their home
>>256407205
>if you follow laws then its locked up and not with its ammo so you have to find and get all that too
What shitty country do you live in that doesn't allow you to keep your ammo next to your guns, let alone have your unloaded gun out of a locked safe?
>>256408483
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/11010891/Man-shoots-himself-while-posing-for-a-selfie.html
>>256408483
>believing this
>1911+103
It's a bullshit statistic that factors in suicides.
If you're not going to kill yourself then you're going to be perfectly safe owning a gun, provided you're not retarded.
>>256408483
Fun fact, that study consisted almost exclusively of people who were suicidal and people who were serious criminals.
IE, not your average person
IE, you're a fucking moron
Where are the cats?
>>256409084
Getting a shower.
>>256409084
Cats?
>>256408994
>>256408820
People who are depressed and own a gun are much more likely to commit suicide than people who are depressed and don't own a gun
>>256409292
Cats are pussies
>>256409357
cute cat
>"Ah okay, I'll try online. Thanks dog."
>>256409378
People who want to commit sudoku will find a way.
Write about it on 4chan.
>>256409357
cats
>>256409378
Yeah, that doesnt mean owning a gun makes you suicidal.
Also, stop implying that suicide is impulsive, actually shooting yourself is a lot harder than you'd think.
>>256409621
This is /v/, 80% of the people here are probably depressed
>>256409357
>>256409608
>>256409535
Nigga, dat dog sells snacks.
How are you buying games from a dog who sells SNACKS
>>256409292
Fucking classic
>>256409292
This is absolutely disgusting. I can't believe people are ok with cats being put down like this.
>>256409946
Figured I might as well, Bioshock Infinite has always left a sour taste in my mouth.
>>256406785
>blacks are naturally scared of dogs
Niggers own pit bulls, pit bull mixes, and dogs that are like pit bulls but aren't pit bulls (secretly though they're pit bulls)
>>256406104
Goddamit, Taeyeon.
post dogs
>>256410131
>"So we goin' to pick up bitches or what?"
>>256410131
I like his face.
>Yeah, I see you over there.
>>256410263
>>256410304
Please stop with this imgur shit.
>>256410373
imgur???
>>256410131
>>256410082
B-being put down?
>>256410373
You better watch your mouth or you'll end up like this dog here.
>>256403384
Shibas and Akitas are pretty shitty dogs unless you have a working and active purpose for them.
>>256410449
He's shitting you. It's a kitty wash machine. What i don't get is why murricans allow it. That's not a way for any animal to get cleaned.
He must have a joocy sheathe
>>256410449
Yeah. It's a German machine, I'd wager.
Have Some N64 games?
dogs = PC gaming
cats = console gaming
>>256407619
I have a gun so I don't have to live in a prison
>there are people who can't appreciate these wrinkly motherfuckers
>>256410538
That legit scared me,duuuude.
Well then that's about the laziest thing i've ever seen,i wonder if someone who's this lazy about his pets' hygiene isn't lazy about his own too
>>256410770
Dogs are dudebro as fuck and play a lot
Cats do nothing except laze around and post on a videogame board
>>256410538
>What i don't get is why murricans allow it. That's not a way for any animal to get cleaned.
Because its fucking funny as shit and doesn't hurt the animal
>>256410918
Yeah. That's what I implied.
>>256410103
>>256410770
dogs = casual eat AAA shit and happy to
cats = losing is fun, work for your win
>cat people
>dog people
>not being idort master race
>>256410910
How did it scare you? If you were to kill a cat, that would be the easiest way ever.
>>256410918
Dog please.
>Implying corgis aren't the GOAT breed
>>256399510
Congratulations, this picture, picturing a dog as a human, just made me a furry.
>>256409378
When abortions are freely available, people are much more likely to have abortions. What now, atheists? My body, my choice, right?
are border collies even good dogs
>>256411097
Yeah man. My best friends.
>>256411136
Yeah, suffering caused by genetics from day 1 is top dog
>>256411230
Border Collies are one of the smartest breeds of dogs in the world. They're great dogs.
>>256411230
Depends what you want out of them, to be honest.
You have 10 seconds to explain how Samoyed isn't the master race of dogs.
>>256411230
They're the best dogs unless you're a lazy fatass
>>256411379
Border Collie exist.
Fucking dogstop...
>>256411379
There is no "best dog," only the breed that suits you best.
>>256411379
Their little smile makes me feel so good.
>>256408042
My favorite part of this is that the package of paper towel breaks, so he obviously had some force behind that throw
>>256399510
It's ok, i just pirate it.
>>256411601
Look at this IDORT
>>256410107
>pitbulls
>doing anything to the great argentinian dogo that is trained with fucking cougars
okay m8
also why would a nigger rob a house with his dog?
>>256399887
Commie scum.
>>256411601
>all dogs are equal
Egalitarian, pls.
>>256400137
What manner of beast transform his children into dolls and put them in display board where they're trapped forever?
>>256411867
this
>>256411108
Haha,yeah,i guessjust no,it bounced like a cockroach in bug spray,and just as i was rationalizing it was some sort of bath machine anon's post popped and i noped again
>>256402365
How does it count money/change?
>>256411786
Like if you're good at training dogs and want a guard dog that will instinctively shadow you, guard your property, and will distrust any strangers, you might want this big nigga. If you want a friendly jogging companion you'd better look to other breeds.
>>256411961
Never said that. But dogs have a wide range of bred purposes, energy levels, and temperaments so no dog breed is perfect for everybody.
>>256411053
cats=tryhards, WHY AREN'T WE WINNING AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
dogs=it was a fun match. gg all, sending friend requests
>>256399510
Already own my favorite game? You don't need to repurchase something that you would treasure and already own?
>>256411604
that little girl is adorable
>>256412337
when have you ever seen cats like that?
dogs = no quality control
cats = require effort
>>256404476
Get a Newfoundlander. They're huge, they drool, but they're very friendly.
>>256405847
>he doesn't know about pornsocket
welcome to the internet, faggot
>>256412178
Goddamn I did not need to know that
![20140725_175619[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ikEpTcx.jpg "20140725_175619[1].jpg")
>>256411136
They truly are
I don't know why but I'm laughing at half the posts in this thread
someone help me
>>256410948
The animal is clearly unhappy with what is going on. I mean, the gif is funny and all, but that machine shouldn't be in use.
Reminder that dogs > cats
>>256412564
yeah..I wanna stroke her fur
>>256413135
/v/ has become /an/
I enjoy it though.
>>256413298
video games suck now a days I dont blame them
>>256399510
>t-thanks
>>256413298
I wish /an/ wasn't so goddamn slow
I just wanna talk about animals
>>256413298
This thread is the objectively comfiest thread in /v/stock photo because i don't own a shiba
>>256410770
>>256413270
Why do dog people always gotta try to start shit?
Y'all need to chill.
>>256413298
I love it too
What kind of person doesn't like dogs?
>>256414238
cat autists
>not owning a Shiba
>>256399510
Is this like a Kramer returning his pants thing? If it's already my favourite game why am I going to a store to buy it?
>related to video games
>>256414437
>not owning superior Japanese Spitz
>>256406896
>beagle
>smart
I had a hearty chuckle. Beagles are dumb as shit, and they smell like ass.
>>256399510
Go to amazon dot com like a regular person. Who actually drives themselves out to some shitty place to pick up a game?
>>256414930
If video game stores were run by dogs, Amazon wouldn't be able to sell any video games anymore. Everyone would go to their local dog.
>>256414930
>not taking your dog to a walk and casually stopping at gamestop
>not giving cues of having healthy habits and empathy to the qt cashier
>>256400664
On meth it is.
>>256415276
FUCKING DOGSTOP
>>256409357
>>256415130
>go to my local doge for some cigarettes
>costs 4.50
>gives 5
>stupid lab cant count the coins with its big paws
>fuck it just gives it the .50 as tip
>when I walk away I hear it breathing really load and fast as if it was laughing at me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpcCmMaI5C4
How is it my favorite game if I haven't even bought it yet?
>>256415568
oh god my sides. i'm dying. i can't breathe!!
>>256405883
We posting dogs now?
>>256415756L-lewd!
>>256415439
>letting your cat get this fucking fat
>>256415756
Lewd/10 would add on snapchat
Penguin > Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11xs9mFKObs
>>256414095
Is it frown upon to own a shiba, as a white male? I only ever see them with asians.
Master race dog, prove me wrong.
>>256416514
that thing looks like its mother fucked a llama
>>256416108
Go ahead.sir.qwerty
>>256415568
kek
>>256416318
Where can I get a penguin?
>>256416913
Antarctica
Wonder who's saying that to me and how that even happened since I ordered it online 2 months ago.
>>256416514
that's not a Newfie-Lab
>>256416514
You don't know shit bout dogs faggot. This motherfucker right here will rip you in half before you can take a single breath.
>>256416318
That penguin, must be so depressed.
Wonder why I don't already own a copy of My Favorite Game.
>>256417181
>Manlet
>>256416923
>>256416437
>frowning over this
It's a cute breed,nobody will judge you unless you buy it only because it's japanese.
>>256417181
Why would you need a pet that can do that?
>>256416437
Yes. Right now, everyone only knows Shibas because of doge. If you got one, everyone that ever saw it would make shitty meme jokes at you 24/7. By owning that dog you'd be cancerous by association
>>256417084
nigger dog, no thanks
>>256417181
>muh dog kills you, he is best
>>256417069
The dog, obviously. Did you even read the OP?
>>256417381
See? Molly totally has shiba in her.
>>256416318
Penguin probably committed suicide by now. They like cold weather and it's not cold in Japan
>>256407493
Shetland sheepdogs are fucking awesome.
>>256417351
>not knowing shit bout anatolian shepherds
>anno domini MMXIV
It's like you enjoy sucking dick.
>>256417747
>ano domino-san FFVII
You too weeaboo faggot
thanks doge
>>256417409
>>256417381
I dont really follow the whole doge meme though, it's just a cute dog
dogs r kool
Fuck wolves.
>>256417181
Tell me about this dog,why doesn't he wear a collar.
>>256418098
He's a big dog
