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>"ANON STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND GO OUTSIDE, JUST
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>"ANON STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND GO OUTSIDE, JUST LOOK AT THE WEATHER TODAY, YOU SHOULD THANK GOD FOR THIS DAY AND..."
>raise headphones volume to 80%
>"...WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU INSIDE YOUR ROOM ALL DAY LONG AT LEAST GO EXERCISE, YOU'LL JUST GET FATTER AND UNHEALTHIER IF YOU KEEP..."
>raise headphones volume to 100%
>"..."
>"..."
>feels good man
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>>256344880
>raise headphones volume to 100%
>feels good man
>five years later
>you can't hear shit and your ears won't stop randomly hurting and bleeding
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>>256344880
>being a failure
Feels good, huh OP
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>she pulls the plug out
>you lose all shit in your fake virtual cyberworld
>and beats your ass with cord
that's what you nerds get
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that picture is so fucking obnoxious
eat shit OP
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1. Who the fuck are you
2. What the fuck are you doing in my apartment
3. It's raining outside you crazy bitch
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mum u better shut up
*Unsheats katana*
u wanna shout a bit more?
*cuts her in half*

Nothing pesornll mum
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When was the last time you spoke to someone /v/?

Saturday here
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Are you 12?
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>>256345235
Today.
Are you a NEET or something?
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>>256344880
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>>256344880
us gamers huh
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reminds me of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFe8TBhLeQQ
Im glad my parents weren't like that
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I remember being 15.
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>>256344880
So edgy. You're my new role model.
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>>256345208
kek
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>>256344880
OP, you're either under age or neet. Get a job, move out, live your life.
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>want to go outside
>weather is always shit
Ahh, the joys of living in Bongland.
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>>256345334
Woah buddy, watch that edge
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>>256344880

>mfw living a third world country in a violent neighborhood so my parents are okay with me staying in my room all day

Better than getting shot I guess.
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>>256345021
>mom gets tired and goes away
>volume back to 40% or whatever it was on
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how do i get a job when i have no interests
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>>256345485
>want to go outside
>110 degrees
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>>256345435
>ignoring your mother is edgy
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I never knew this feel.

Maybe it's because my mum was a social recluse, too and understood muh feels.

I dunno.
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>mom walks in
>"please grope my breasts anon-kun"
>*unzips dick*
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>>256345030
> doing something you like
> it's called "being a failure"
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I hate it when people pretend this fucking heat is something to be grateful for

I wish summer would leave
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>>256344880
>>>/jp/
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>>256344880
>raise headphones volume to 100%
Enjoy tinnitus underage faggot.
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>>256344880
You not only have a terrible mother but you're a terrible person as well.
I suppose genetics have something to do with this.
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>Not having a chill as fuck single mother who plays games too
My mother is propably better at gaming than 80% of /v/
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>>256345672
it is you stupid shit
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>>256345485
>also live in bongland
>use the shit weather as an excuse to stay in and play vidya all day
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>>256345105
im sure it was meant to be tasteful
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>>256345892
Shut up, you're not my mom.
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>>256345873
I bet she's also better at sucking cock than 80% of /v/
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>>256345351
This was so badly drawn. Even by porn standards.
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>>256345892
>misuse a word
>starts name calling when called out

okay buddy
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Agreed OP. #groanzone
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>>256346002
nigger fuck you
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>>256344880
yep hearing damage is pretty cool
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>boomers in charge of not being pathetic
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>>256345759
This, I don't get it why people think hot 35C weather is good for going outside. In summer I'd only go outside if it were cloudy.
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>>256345873
My mom was gaming by herself when my big bro was in diapers. She would dream about secrets in Mario World, wake up and they'd be real. We've played Mario World, Donkey Kong Country and quite a few other games together. It's a damn shame she has motion sickness and can't watch or play any 3D game
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>>256345235
Today. Someone other than my parents, I don't know.
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>>256345021

I never understood why the majority of people set the volume so high.

Every single time i saw someone wearing headphones they had extremely loud sound leaking through them.

If i make Windows \ Player Volume more than 30 i'll be deaf
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>>256345759
Its all preference; I prefer hot weather over cold weather.
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>>256344880
never had this problem because my mum loved me
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>>256346278
Maybe if you weren't such a fatass, you'd enjoy summer more
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>not exercising at least one hour a day
you do, right /v/?
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>"You're playing too many video games! They rewire your brain!"
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>>256346492
Y-Yeah, totally
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>>256346492
Why would I? Just so you feel good about your proton-neutron-electron life philosophy?
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>tfw always have headphones at 80%
>lose hearing
>have to put them at 100% now to enjoy it
>next i have to buy a new pair of headphones
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>not being /fit/

it's like you fags don't even want to git gud
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>>256346492
I only exercise my right hand by playing Dota and fapping all day
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>>256345021
>putting your volume above 60%
>ever

Hope that permanent hearing damage is fun.
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>not taking the time to work out or do some physical labor and shower just to get that amazing feeling of sitting down knowing you can enjoy the vidya without having wasted the day for the rest of the day
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>>256346325
>If i make Windows \ Player Volume more than 30 i'll be deaf
probably because they're past that already
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>>256346492
if masturbating counts then yes
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>>256346467
Nice try, but I'm skinny as fuck.
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>>256345021
I need to put the volume to 100% to feel the BASS

you don't understand
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>in dorm all week, summer too
>be home at weekends
>mom and little sister are literally shouting at each other, then crying
>ask father if they are doing this all week
>he sighs and says yes
Of course I raise the volume, I didn't come home for this.
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>>256346492
i spend so much my time playing video games and browsing /v/ that i forget to eat and only have 1 or 2 (max) meals a day, and even those are small

im not in danger of dying of cardiac arest mind you
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>>256344880
>mom comes i-
Oh wait I'm not 12 and live my parents.
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>>256345757
If someone likes being homeless it still means they're a failure whether they like it or not.

Get friends.
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Take it from me kids. Don't blast your headphones at full volume.

Tinnitus isn't fun!
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>>256346492
why would I do it

no seriously, why would i do it

muscles are useless in this day and age, and if you want them for aesthetics, i dont give a fuck

oh and im not fat, im a hungry skeleton
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>>256346881
Did your Mom kick you out for being a useless autistic NEET?
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>>256346492
I'm at 100 push ups and 100 sit ups every day, feels good.
Should start running soon!
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>>256346815
are you me
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>>256346893
The term "failure" implies not achieving set goals.

But it turns out there's no goal or point in life anyway, so there's no such thing as "failing at life" as well.
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>>256346953
But anon cardio kills gains.
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>>256344880
ONE LAST THING I BEG YOU PLEASE JUST BEFORE YOU GO
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>>256346903
Di-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ng~

Thanks for reminding me that I have tinnitus. I can hear it now.
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>>256346932
you'll live longer if you make aerobic exercise part of your daily life, which means more time to play vidya

i dont want you to die early, anon ;_;
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>>256346881
Then how do you know she came?
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>>256346492
>work 12 hours a day and must drive 2 hours
No i don't
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>WHY DO YOU SIT UP THERE AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES INSTEAD OF DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE
>"It's not like either of you two went to College. I'm pretty busy most of the time."
and then they go away.
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>>256346943
....I bought a apartment with some bros and my gf....I stayed in a dorm for college....
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>>256346815
Your dad is a strong man.
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>>256347090
What?
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Anyone got the pic of the guy going like this? I tried my best to draw him, would appreciate it if you could find it
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>>256347037
Whatever anon have fun being lonely and skinnyfat playing your video games in 20 years
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>>256346834
The concept of skipping meals because they're a bother should probably be alarming. But I just can't muster up any genuine concern for myself, or for you.
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>>256346903
I have that shit and I never listen to things too loud. I always thought it might have to do with my blood pressure.
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>>256346492
I'd like to but can't afford to go to the gym and my family would just laugh at me for it if I did it at home, at least I'm moving away for uni next month and have a little more freedom
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>>256346492
>Want to exercise
>Can't afford gym or proper healthy food, so just run occasionally and do some bodyweight exercises (but I get tired fast and lose motivation)

;_;
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>>256346893
> caring about what other people say
> doing something you like is considered a failure

You should get a therapist to raise your self esteem and stop caring about what others say or how society labels you
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>>256347264
Only got this one sorry
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>>256344880
> My dad was the one who introduced me to video games
> My mother actually tried to learn about them a little because my dad and me played
> They both understood concepts like saving and playing online
Man, its really surprising to me how many parents are assholes. I guess I should be glad I got good ones.
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>>256346573
>>256346932
grills u fukn moran

>>256347093
>24-12-2=10
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>not having a nice place of your own
>N-Normalfag..
Even a NEET can live alone.
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>>256347090
>not making sure mom feels good too
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>>256346492
I go running every day 7.5 km and then swimming. Why don't you?
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>>256345267
no i'm 26
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>>256347394
> What is sleep time
> What is meal time
> What is personal time
> What is faptime
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>>256347085
my life is shit anyway, no future, no job, no studies, no gf

the only reason i dont kill myself is because im a pussy

oh and i hate videogames, i only watch anime with cute girls, its the only gay to avoid the dreadful introspection
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>>256347402
How would you manage that? Where I live I can't get by alone with my autismbux
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>>256345021

I did that for a few years and never got permanent damage
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>>256347394
>24-12-2=10
10-7-1=2
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>seeing people having issues with other people/friends/relations from one thing to the other
>they ask me why I don't have any friends
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>>256347462
Cause I don't wanna be s skeleton do you do any lifting?
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>>256347303
if you just sat around moving your arm around and typing at a keyboard all day, how hungry could you possibly get?

maybe he just has his intake/outake balanced this way

hes going to have no fucking muscle mass soon enough though and that will probably be a problem
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>>256344880
>"Anon you only sit in your room the whole day! You should really get out more and do something with your friends!"
>go out with friends every 2-3 days
>"Anon you are barely at home anymore! You should really stay at home more often, I'm concerned when you are out for so long."

She still calls me once or twice every week to ask if everything is okay. She is really overprotective.
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>>256347240
>strong
He just can't leave, my little sister would certainly want to stay with our mother, and she (my sister) has diabetes. My mother's pay might not even cover my sister, not even her and a house.
I'd support him 100% if he was to leave though.
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>>256347146
.........are.....................you....................................................sure.........................................................you............................turbonerd
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>>256347045
But I can't gain weight~
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>>256347394
if i want to fuck, i'll just pay a whore

its less expensive long term than a gf and i dont have to get /fit/

and i dont care if people call me loser, thats what i am
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>>256347626
Can't you invent any original excuses?
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>>256346492
I pound my mom one hour a day, is that enough?
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>>256347326
>can't afford gym or healthy food
0/10
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>>256347780
Fuck, I meant to say your mom not mine
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>>256347618
I kinda know this feel, years ago everything was pretty chill with my friends but they stopped inviting me out anywhere suddenly, and in the rare times that I see them now they are arguing all the fucking time over stupid shit
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>being fat
>being a neet
Feel bad for some of you
A couple of years from now when and if some of you don't commit suicide you won't have nothing to say or show for your existence.

Damn
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>>256346492
Nigger, I just came home from a hour and a half of biking near the beach.
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>>256347665
Yes I'm sure. I left the house right after the summer. Went to college with highschool gf and bros we all graduated.
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>>256344880
>not being a 90's kid and enjoying the best toys,cartoons,vidya, and outdoor fun with friends


I truly pity you kids today.
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>>256347536
>How would you manage that?
NEETs depending on the government can be supported. The fact my tax money goes to these fucks pains me but i stopped caring, nothing i can do about it.
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>>256347780
>my mom
KEK
YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIMES ANON
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>>256347894
cool freudian slip bro
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>>256347780
>>256347894
kek'd
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>>256347402

>Can't afford to move out
>Mum can't afford me to move out
>Stay in my room all day because I don't want to deal with my mum and her hoarding and diarrhea
>My therapist dropped me from CBT because I wasn't doing my homework
>Homework was to hang out with my mum every day

Still living with a parent at 27 is really fun you guys..
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>>256347303
I skip meals because eating, or all bodily functions at that matter, are fucking disgusting.

It really is no different than pouring pus down your throat.
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who /fit/ here
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>>256347373
My parents weren't assholes, but they were afraid of there being a negative affect of playing too much video games, so for many years as a kid, I could only play half an hour a day and I could bank that time for a week to play it all on Saturday.
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>>256347994
This, and then i discovered runescape
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>>256347331
You should go to the asylum to get cured out of your videogame addiction, nerd loser.

Hope they dont get you in prison for being a manchild pedophile.
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>>256347780
>>256347894
Its fine anon,everybody loves your mom
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>>256347821
Don't take it the wrong way, I'm not fat (skinnyfat skeleton). It's just that buying healthy food and cooking it takes more time and money than just buying a pack of [whatever] for [meal]. I could probably afford a gym membership too, but besides having no idea of how to use any of the machines, the real problem is getting there.

So basically I'm stuck.
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>>256346492

Gym 6 days a week bruh
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>Anon dont you ever want to get a girlfriend
>...
>boyfriend?
>n-no...
>then what?
>m-my w-w-waifu
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>you will never travel back in time to when your mom was young and hot and become your own father
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>>256347994
us 90s kids amirite?
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>>256347776
What are you even asking?
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>>256348038
>her hoarding and diarrhea
WTF
Get out. Get out now.
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>>256348180
yer both dumb.
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>>256348180
So much butthurt anon.
Get a therapist
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>>256347331
>look everyone I'm projecting
NEETS.
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>>256348217
>then what
>I w-want you t-to be my girlfriend, mom....
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>>256348184
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>have no job
>all I do play vidya and go gym
>been searching for months but no luck
>applied for every job I could get my hands on
>mom thinks I'm just lazy and don't even try
>"anon, why haven't you found a job yet?"
>"at least do more than gym work"
>"why haven't you found a gf?"
>family laugh and jest and say I'm gay
>mfw

Life's a bitch, /v/
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>>256348108
No, but I am an occasional social hiker.
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>>256348148
Man, fucking runescape. I still remember the kid who showed me that shit back in the day. It blew my goddamn mind.
>>256348242
Just preaching the truth. The 90's was a pretty solid time to be a kid.
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>>256348353
>o-okay a-anon
>b-but if you f-father finds out he'll b-beat me again
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>>256347994
80s >>>>> 90s
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>>256347323
>my family would just laugh at me for it if I did it at home
what in the fuck, why?
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>>256347373
no because my back hurts like a bitch all the time and gets way worse whenever i do shit
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>>256346893
>Get friends.
Yeah, then let's be a failure all together woo-pee!

Friends only bring troubles and make you waste money
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/v/, just lift. It's the easiest workout possible and it's probably the least physically demanding on contrast with getting the most done.
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>>256348434
>i-ill defend you
>n-now use your dildo and f-fuck me
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>>256348336
> look everyone a person that's happy with himself
NEET
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Turning 27 in a month. Living the NEET life with no potential jobs or opportunities coming up. Maybe my mom will murder me in my sleep and put me out of my misery
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>>256344880

So this just happened to you?

Get your delusional head out of your ass you moron.
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>>256344880
>JUST LOOK AT THE WEATHER TODAY
It's fucking raining.
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*tips fedora*
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>>256346520
... that's the point.
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>kicked my mom out of the house
>changed the locks
>she moved somewhere with his stalker boyfriend

Finally some fucking peace.
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saw on the fucking news this morning, god why was i watching that shit, NEW REPORT!!
kid who play up to an hour a day of video games may be better off! but kids who play more than 3 hours a day may be worse, and may be less polite

WELL NO FUCKING SHIT kids with boundaries in one area of their life are better adjusted than kids who don't have as clear boundaries? someone fucking call god, we've figured this humanity shit out now. we can move on to the next level.

or maybe, FUCKING MAYBE the kids who only get an hour, also have limits on other shit, and parents who actually give them attention and make them do homework and not be fucking assholes and shit, whereas the kids that spend over 3 hours a day playing vidya DON'T.

god damn what the fuck.
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>>256348264

She's bi-polar and on a fistful of meds every day. She sleeps till like 6pm every single day on the sofa then complains about not being able to sleep at night.

She's not had a solid bowel movement for 2 years. Sometimes she shits herself and doesn't even notice(not done that for a while) The house smells like a dead body every time she goes to the toilet.

And my therapist still wanted me to spend an hour with her every day. We only have one couch in the living room. She wanted me to sit there on the floor for an hour away from my PC.

Fuck you. My PC is the only reason I haven't killed myself yet.
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>>256347264
Anonymous delivers
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>>256347267
I will
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>>256348556
>tfw by the time you were 15 you could beat up your dad because he was a manlet and you werent
>tfw pushed him into a wall and broke it
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>>256348521
Not that guy, but where I'm from it's still a relatively new trend so most of my family isn't really familiarised with the concept (gym = for fat people in their heads, and why would I, a skeleton, want to go to a gym?)
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>>256348374
Nigga I just went to my local market, asked if they need a cashier and boom, I had work. Sure, not the kind of work I was looking for, but sitting around on your fat unemployed ass and saying "Muh I cant find job" is pathetic. Just work as anything as you search for a real job.
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>>256348657
ebin meme ! :DDDD
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>>256348485
Yeah, I'd have taken 80's as well, even if it was just for best music.
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>>256348374
They're not jesting, anon.
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>>256344880
Reddit please go
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>>256348734
i know
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>>256348685
rekt
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Why are you not getting money for playing video games, /v/?
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>>256344880
>Being a disrespectful little shit
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>>256348684
thanks faggot
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>>256348657

I hate that fucking fedora meme but jesus christ does it apply in this thread.
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>>256348684
i love stock photos
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I finally got a good job I enjoy with decent pay after 2+ years of seeking, a lot of which was voluntary work too.
After payday tomorrow I can finally build the gaming rig I've been wanting for over 5 years.
And I still find time to take part in my hobbies.

...Feels good man.
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>>256348362
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>>256344880
I wish my mother was still alive to complain about stupid stuff.
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>>256348670
I spent 4 hours a day playing vidya through highschool and Im well adjusted

r-right /v/?
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>>256348549
If that's your concept of friends I feel sorry for you
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>>256348180
Oh no! I'm a videogame addict posting on a videogame board meant for lonely bored people The horror!
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>>256348684

what's his name again?
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>>256348864
good on you bro
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>>256345031
>/f/>>2475746
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>>256345601
> living in second world country, where "going outside" means either getting shitface drunk, or going to football match just so you can smash faces with benches and bricks, and get beaten the living shit out by OMON
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>>256348353
>Ok little boy come here and let me teach you what I know
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>>256348592
Why don't you just start with a job at Wal-Mart or McDonalds or something. They'll hire almost anyone.
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>>256348846
love you too
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>>256348521
they're just cunts I guess
not that I don't like them, but they think that i'm weird and don't really take anything that I do or say seriously
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edgemaster
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>>256348909
I did not expect those feels from this thread, anon. Be strong ;_;
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>>256348952
of cours its horror!

nerds are like a plague, a virus......

Where do nerds even come from??
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>>256344880
I haven't left my room in 4.5 years. Feels good man.
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>>256349136
ur mom's cunt
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whenever i get lonely, i just have to drive around town for a little while to remind myself why i hate everybody and want nothing to do with them.
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>>256349136
Well lets find out.
Where are you from?
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>>256345998
I would doubt it.
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>>256347994
>tfw catching lightning bugs at night

and now they are all going extinct.
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>>256348726
I wish those positions were free or I would do it in a heartbeat. But nope, only sales assistance or manager roles
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>>256348926
I played up to 12 hours a day back then since there was nothing to do in the middle of nowhere except throw rocks at trees. Plus it was raining most of the time anyways.
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>>256347780
>>256347894
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>>256349227
thanks for the amazing blog buddy
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>>256348695
Why didn't you do it so you could claim your prize?
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>>256348670
>highschool
>do nothing but going to school and playing WoW until 3AM
>fourth best grades

Y'all niggas bein dum.
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>>256348592
ritual suicide pact when anon?
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>>256349296
>tfw their a shiton of lighting bugs in my neighborhood
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>mom still yelling at you

What are you, 13?
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>>256346002
>says the guy who could do it better
oh i dont think so, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself son
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>>256348592
I've been NEET for small time and enjoyed almost every minute. You're small time.
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>>256346325
It could just be that they have shitty headphones. A lot of cheap over-ear headphones have shit occlusion.
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>>256349409
You're lucky, they all pretty much died out where I'm at. I miss being able to look out and see them flicker.
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>>256344880
>about to go outside and swim in the pool
>fucking storming out
Goddamn it Florida
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>>256349491
you got me
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I'm all for people sitting around playing vidya all day if that's what they want to do, but at least don't drag your parents into it. Get a part-time job, buy a cheap-ass apartment, and provide for yourself. You're dragging your parents down and embarrassing them.
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>>256348374
You know what to do.
Get a JoJo body and strike poses all day.
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>>256349501
You don't need to be an artist to criticize art.
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i had a dream last night where my mom jerked me off while we were on her bed
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>>256347780
>>256347894
Sure you did anon, sure you did.
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>>256345395
It's that Twisted Sister video come to life. I had no idea Boomers still carried on like this.
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>>256345021
>tfw have tinnitus now because of this
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>>256345235
2 seconds ago.
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>>256349595
If there was a person who honestly did this they just might be my hero.
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>Summer home from college
>Working, mom knows this
>She leaves at 8, "I hope you don't spend your whole day up here playing games..."
>Play vidya till 10
>Shower, eat, watch TV till 1130
>Go to work for 12
>Leave work at 5
>Get home around 6, stopping by a friend's for a quick beer
>Eat something, call girlfriend while I lay on the couch and play DS
>Go to room, browse /v/ and put video games on about 8ish
>Mom gets in
>WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY
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>>256349582
but my mum doesn't want me to leave
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>>256344880
>''..... do you know what time it is?''
>''5am, and? me not sleeping is not abnormal''
>''go to sleep soon, you'll fuck up your health''
>tfw your mother is pretty chill and cool and you could eat pizza with her and make dirty jokes and she joked about incest once.
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>>256346660
It sure is. I was born with tinnitus, so sometimes when I listen to my music before I go to sleep it goes haywire. It's enjoyable half of the time for some reason, and the other half of the time it really doesn't affect me.
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>"I don't want you to play VIDEOGAME anymore anon, it's bad and evil and takes away food from kids in africa"
>blacklist in internet explorer some random shit URL like www.videogame.ru
At least I don't remember them deleting shortcuts trying to delete games.
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>>256349631
thats what they all say, then they fapped to it anyways, take your hipoocracy elsewhere
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>>256349595
this post might just have given me the motivation to get /fit/, thanks anon
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>>256349595
Give me another year and I will do it
Still got some fat to cut
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>>256349572
Well don't you belong on 13+ forum instead of an 18+ imageboard then?
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>>256347558
You sure? My nephew always has 100% on headphones and when he watches TV its always fucking loud and he says its not that loud when I tell him to turn it down a bit.
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Lots of normies 'round these parts, eh? It can't be helped.
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If you're an adult and you still live with your parents, then your parents really truly love you.

I WISH I had that. I WISH I had parents I could move back in with. It's not easy out here, being an adult is hard. And I'm doing it, I'm managing, but that's halfway motivated by the knowledge that if I fail, I'll have to go back to the hell that was my life before this. I'd kill myself, and this time, I wouldn't pussy out before I was done.
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Chie is a fucking slut. Just imagine the amount of sausage she had between those lips. She was probably the town bike before you came around and she was instantly lusting after your salami next.

Her phonenumber is probably all over public toilets with the annotation that she's willing to do anything for a beefbowl.

And remember those 3 guys from her S rank? As soon as you enter the train to go back home those guys probably rape her and NTR the shit out of her, turning her into a sexslave so they don't have to pay for the meat to take turns on her.
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>>256349860
>Well don't you belong on 13+ forum
I'm already on 4chan.
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>>256349797
Is she hot? If she's hot... well... you're seriously letting us down here anon. Live the doujin.
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>>256349928
Think you posted in the wrong thread, but you're right. Chie a slut.
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>>256349771
then you're lucky, and should stay with her

but people who's parents want them to leave shouldn't burden them with their uselessness
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>>256350043
No I didn't
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>>256349797
>joked about incest
>implying it was a joke
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>>256346492
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>>256349835
You aren't using hipocracy right.
Anyways stop trying to deflect criticism with your shitty fallacies.
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>>256349905
My parents didn't want me to move out. I finally did it anyway at 25.
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>>256349905
i know they love me anon but now i'm failing for 3 people instead of just myself
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>>256349325
>boo hoo I want a job
>but I don't want this kind of job

a job is something you do for money, not necessarily because you enjoy it
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>mom thinks im gay because I've never had a girlfriend

Maybe I just don't want three dimensional pig disgusting sluts, mom.
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>>256350065
It's really not that hard to be wanted around the house either. Just watch Kamen Rider Agito and mimic that... all of it.
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>>256344880
*raises paw*
Erm... Who are you quoting exactly????
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>>256348197
mate, you can do starter body weight routines, in your own room. i did it for like, a month, then decided i was too lazy for all that shit, but in the month or so that i did it i put on like 10lbs in muscle. i actually have some form of pecs now and can do 10 push ups, and while it's kinda nice, i just don't give enough fucks to continue. i'm just lazy, and happy being a stick.
also, protein powder, that's high cal is cheap on amazon. look for MRM all natural gainer.

if you want to do it, you can.
as for me? life is short, and meaningless. if it doesn't make me happy, or change something i care about, why fucking bother?
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>>256350325
mum
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