What would be the bigger shitstorm? If Ridley was playable in Kerfuffle or if he wasn't?
The image needs the "with Banjo and Kazooie!" from Sega All-Stars Racing.
>>256258609
WHO FUCKING CARES? Ridley is a non-character from a dead franchise. There's already a dragon in the game. And he's too fucking big.
I'd rather he get in so we don't have to deal with this shit for the next Smash game.
>>256258865
1/10, you're not even trying, Anon.
RIDLEYFAGS
RIDLEYFAGS
BARELY EVEN HUMAN
>>256258998
>ridley gets in
>smash 5 discussion is nothing but whether Ridley got cut or not
>>256258609
If he was
duh
What if there was a Smash Bros ASSFAGGOT
>>256258609
was
he's pretty much already in
>>256259112
NOW WE SOUND THE DRUMS OF WAR
>>256259038
Nice refutation of the points I raised. I know >too big is a popular shitpost, but it's fucking true. They COULD put him in the game, and make him as big as Dedede or Bowser, but even that would diminish what makes Ridley cool.
>>256259138
Ah, son of a bitch your right.
Remember the threads believing captain falcon was cut?
>>256258609
Wasn't. I don't think there's such thing as anti-ridley, just people that want to mess with ridley faggots.
>>256258609
>That image
>No "Over 20 lbs. of pussy and ass!"
If he is deconfirmed it won't be anything new since he wasn't in the other games.
>>256259284as a stage hazard
It'd be about the same, with constant "RIDLEYFAGS/DENIALFAGS BTFO" posts for days.
>>256259212
I'd play it. I don't into assfaggots that much but if anyone can make that shit fun it's Nintendo.
if ridley is in abandon every game forum for 3 months
>>256259462
>thinking that is clever or funny anymore
>>256258609
If he wasn't, it would be shrug off with dissapointment and some BTFO threads that barely last a week.
If he was all hell breaks loose.
The thing is, there wouldn't jsut be a shitstorm here, it would everywhere.
A blackhole of shitstorms in the internet would form.
If he's in, RIP /v/.
>>256258609
Definitely if he was, because there would probably be an announcement for that. Ridleyfags will probably have a fivethread going.
Don't get me wrong--once we know for sure Ridley is out it's going to be mad bully--but we'll be distracted by the fact that we're playing Smash Bros.
>>256259495
>those autists that "examined" the tease of him on the direct and concluded "t-there's no way a non-playable character could have moved like that"
>>256259138
The future is bleak either way.
>>256259631
>thinking anything from /v/ is clever or funny
Wasn't.
Most people will be happy, but the vocal minority will be fucking all over the place.
Plus if he was in, they'd be too busyingplaying as himto shitpost on /v/ right?
>>256259826
Not if he gets an announcement before the game comes out. Then we're fucked.
Your logic works better the other way around, see >>256259775
>>256259212
>tfw no Smash RPG
>>256259368
I was referring to "a non-character from a dead franchise" when he's "the primary antagonist from a highly-lauded franchise that's getting two new games in the near future".
>>256259728
>/vr/ turns into /vidyaridley/ to contain all the shit
>>256259826
i need to wait for the Wii U version
the shitposting is inevitable
>>256259782
>people bring up clear evidence depicting Ridley in Smash 4 as being smaller than ever before
>AUTISM ALERT AUTISM ALERT SHUT IT DOWN
I want him in only for the mass meltdown /v/ will have
>tfw the current mods are too shit to put the Vs. Ridley theme on the board, or even just a fucking sticky, when Ridley is confirmed/deconfirmed
>>256260054
But Ridley isn't Mother Brain.
>>256260002
Not that guy, but the ridley fags aren't much of a force, they're mostly the same guys replying to bait in every thread.
Chrom fags and Captain Falcon fags outnumber ridley fags and it pretty much got contained, same for Snake in brawl.
Now, if he doesn't get announced we will get ridley fags crying and people trolling ridley fags.
>>256258609
>Dat Kirby
>>256260517
Mother Brain has been in two games
Ridley's been in nearly all of them
>>256258609
Game cover has no gurls. Good that's the way Smash ought to be. They shouldn't be girls in /v/idya because they only pander to gays and waifu-fags
>>256260517
Mother Brain
>in less than a quarter of the games
>is barely mentioned, if at all, in every other game
>no real relation to Samus
Ridley
>in all but three games
>very prominent in all of them
>extremely strong ties with Samus
Let me guess, you've only played Super Metroid, right?
>>256260872
We could pretty much say the same thing about whispy woods or black shadow.
on 4chin I'm sure the shitstorm would be the same whether he's in or not.
irl I'm sure no one would care. my friends had no idea samus was a girl until zero suit in brawl and I'm sure they're indifference about ridley.
>>256260872
>Ridley
>personality
Why does a giant space dragon have the name "Ridley" anyway?
That's like a deep sea anemone being named Eric.
>>256260718
>>256260872
I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy.
>>256261243
Where in his post did that come up?
This is how mad Ridleyfags are.
>>256261709
Hyuckhyuckhyuck
>>256261918
HooHooHoo
>>256261709
EeeeeEEEEeeeEEEEeeEEeeEeEEEEEeeeeEEE
>>256261329
He's named after Alien/s direct Ridley Scott. Early Metroid is based heavily off of the Aliens franchise.
>>256259368
Well the shadow shows he's not too big and I doubt those who want him playable care if he's tweaked. Like how every other character is.
We better get some info on his status this month. I want him on the roster but it's been a year since Pyrosphere reveal and four months since the shadow. It's getting ridiculous how we've seen every other goddamn thing shown during the direct talked about in potd except Ridley.
>>256261709
Horohorohorohoro
So who here watched the PM/Smash64/Melee tourney?
Why are people so eager to take Sakurai at face value over a tiny shadow of Ridley and an implication? Did these people assume Palutena was only a statue on her stage looking over the combatants as the pic of the day stated she was and not playable? They Link wasn't going to be on the roster? That Ness was cut for Brawl?
>>256261709
Ara ara
>Sakurai shows the Pyrosphere one last time during the PotD
>it's just the damaging lava going up like the previous Metroid stages
>Sakurai mentions he's revealing another newcomer by August 16th
>yfw
THE FIRE RISES
>>256261709
nyecknyecknyecknyecknyeck
>>256261918
>>256262235
>>256262916
>>256264465
>>256265134
>>256265517
>All this samefag.
>Retarded Animu laughter.
Oh my god this is a fucking new kind of cancer i've never seen before.
>>256265517
>>256265723
>>256265723
Only one of those is animu laughter.kekeke
>>256258609
If he was.
>>256265723
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaario
![[tip bigdora].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O1XHb6T.jpg "[tip bigdora].jpg")
>>256265723
>tfw just came in to the thread
>s-samefag
>no space pirates fun allowed
nokonokonokonoko
Obviously if he was since he's been passed on before. If he was, the shit would spill over the entire internet.
Somebody pls post the cover of the Wii U version.
>>256259728
If people want Ridley to not be in for this reason, it's stupid. There will always be the too big. Always something v or the internet clings to to try and ruin peoples hopes over. Who gives a shit? They'll just move on to the next "big" thing.
>>256258609
Ridley is deconfirmed
>I FUCKING TOLD YOU
>RIDLEYFAGS BTFO
>WHERE WERE YOU WHEN RIDLEY WAS TOO BIG
Ridley is confirmed
>OTHER BOSS CHARACTERS MAKE APPEARANCESAS PLAYABLE CHARACTERS
>NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE BTFO
>WHO'S DELUSIONAL NOW
>ANTIRIDLEYFAGS BTFO
>BTFO
>T
>F
>O
etc.
If he was in it would be the bigger shitstorm is what I'm saying.
fucxk Ridely I want Geno
>>256258609
considering he's ALREADY BEEN A BOSS CHARACTER
TWICE
i'd say the chances are slim
>>256261026
Is Whispy Woods the leader of the entire evil force that causes problems for Kirby? Behind many of schemes that require Kirby to interfere? It's a stupid analogy.
>>256259723
I love how that artist draws Ridley. Sauce?
>mfw I don't Ridley in because all the shitposters posting this shit every minute of the day
Even if he was playable, I wouldn't care. You have taken any joy I might've had of the character being in. Thanks guys.
>>256259438
H-he's in, right?
>>256266272
>implying the Hero of Light won't be getting in along with Garland
sure Geno could get some recognition as aAssist Trophy.
>>256266820
This.
THIS, this is what you people have driven non ridley fags to.
>>256265247
I feel this may be similar to what actually happens if Ridley is playable. Time has come to a crawl ever since it became August. Just show us already, Sakurai! No shadow, just fucking show us!
>>256267060
>Ridley will be revealed this month
>>256267034
Woah now hold on a minute.
You people?
What do you mean, "you people"?
>>256267060
Fuck off.
If Ridley's in I want him as a giant fucking space dragon shitting fireballs, not some retarded looking midget lizard.
Otherwise I'd rather he not be playable.
>>256267060
DAMAGING LAVA CONFIRMED!
>>256267060
nice try sakurai
>>256267060
MR. SAKURAI, I'M CIA, AND I'M HERE TO ASK A QUESTION.
IS THE PYROSPHERE JUST ONLY RISING LAVA?
>>256267060
>sakurai calling himself out
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING.
gets in, of course.
an entire day of shitposting, nay, a week or even a month.
if he doesn't... a few QQ threads in the massive shitstorm of news.
>>256267060
Why don't YOU show it?
>>256267034
>haruhifag can't handle the big banter
>>256261918
>>256262235
>>256262916
>>256264465
>>256265134
>>256265517
>>256266103
>>256266163
>Ridleyfags begin posting fucking laughter in response to any criticism or doubt.
I don't even have words for this shit, how could you become this fucking cancerious. I respected you at first but this is ridiculous.
fuck that, when'll this guy appear?
>>256266367
Thank you anon
>>256258609
If he wasbut with a completely unfitting moveset.And he talks.
>>256267181
Sakurai confirmed for retarded
>>256258609
>1000 hours in MS Paint
>>256266367
Noice
Is there a mosaic done of SSB4 yet?
>>256267485
Minions/NPCs like Toad or Waddle Dee will never be playable, even if they have headgear or a spear.
>>256258865
Too big 4u.
>>256267786
I don't remember seeing one
>>256267472
>anti-Ridleyfags getting mad at laughing Space Pirates for having fun.
>Tumblrites getting mad at JonTron for being /pol/ on Gaystation4's PS Now service.
what a beautiful night to be on /v/.kehkehkehkehkehkeh
The shitstorm will be bigger if Ridley isn't playable because anti-Ridleyfags will just gloat forever, but there will be a bigger asspocalypse if Ridley is playable because so many people are so sure he'll NEVER be in it.
Oh god if he gets an announcement video... PEOPLE WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
It will be like 5 threads a day for a week or a month about it and then a "daily reminder that Ridley is in" thread at leas 5 times a week.
I really hope that if he is in, he is a secret character
>>256267664
But Project M is the one with knuckles, anon
>>256268159
Sauce on that second thing?
I really want him playable but I've set myself up for him just being a boss cause I don't want burned again. Sucks since I used to love getting hyped for characters but with how he's handling Ridley I just don't know what to think.
>>256267472
pikminminminminminmin
>>256268265
Just go to Jon's twitter.
Ridley was always based on 100% conjecture and wishful thinking. There has never, EVER been any evidence at all that suggests he'd be in a Smash game. So if he wasn't in this one, nobody would REALLY be surprised.
Thus, the larger shitstorm would be if he was actually confirmed. Because hundreds of delusional retards would suddenly have their fanon legitimized, and you know goddamn well they won't shut up about it for at least a year if it happens.
>>256267472
whowhowhowhowho
>>256268198
Can you blame them? 13 years of too big will obviously piss people off. I can understand why some would run with it. Me, I don't care. I may look at reactions on the net but I'd be too happy to shitpost.
If he's in I'll be supporting K. Rool bros and Isaac bros. I wager they're likely to be the next too bigs or never evers. They deserve their characters just as much.
>>256267472
~teeheeeheeeeheeeeeeee
>>256267472
It's cool, I laugh at people IRL when they are being fucking retarded too.jewjewjewjewjewjewjewjewjew
>ridley is announced
>he's an clunky, slow, shitty looking abortion
>barely does any damage and takes a shit load of damage
>all his moves are boring and uninspired
>clearly the worst character on the roster by far
Would the shitstorm backfire?
>>256268856
I don't care.
I played Kirby in Melee
>>256258609
Uh, how the fuck can you not put & Knuckles?
>>256267664
thank you
>>256268441
He's been handled completely differently than any other deconfirmed character though. It's easy to see why people would be hopeful. It's just most people take things at face value regardless of what type of person is saying it.
>>256268939
Kirby's considered bad in melee?
>>256268441
>never, EVER been any evidence at all that suggests he'd be in a Smash game.
>never ever
rising lava are a traditional thing for metroid stages.
Pyrosphere involves tons of lava so this confirms Ridley most likely not a stage boss, but might be his intial stage.
also muh Trophy Quiz:if a Zelda newcomer gets revealed during HW direct, it's happening.
>>256268205
>a mod to please autists
How big would the shitstorm be, if he was playable only on 3DS because he would be too big on WiiU
>>256267786
The mosaic's file size wastoo big.
I uploaded it to Minus for you.
http://i2.minus.com/iQLrLo5Xx0Z9F.png
>>256269089
Kirby is the worst character in the game in melee.
>>256268856
Just means I have to play better as him. Challenge accepted. Though with how good and fun everyone has looked so far I don't think this will be an issue if he in.
>>256268856
not in a million yearsFUCK YOU
>>256269172
>having depth in a game is autistic
Fucking casuals.
>>256269172
If Project M was made to please autists then Mewtwo King would actually like it.
>>256269078
But he never had to be "deconfirmed" in the first place. The only reason anyone ever thought he would be in was some guy going "hey why does metroid only have one rep?" and shit snowballing from there. Anyone with any sense at all can see there's no way he'd ever be considered. At least not before the other humanoid characters in the series. I could see them putting one of the other hunters from the DS game in, or even that faggot soldier from Other M. Ridley just makes no sense.
>>256268159
>>256268401
>>256268447
>>256268774
>>256268776
>Say I respected you before you starting doing this shit.
>HUR DURR HE'S A HATER DO IT MOAR!
IT's like you want more people to hate you.
I don't care wether ridley gets in or not but this is fucking ridiculous.if he does get in I'd love to wreck my shitbag friends with him.
>>256269225
>connection requirements: 56k modem
>>256269251
I thought Pichu was still considered to be worst.
>>256269426
I... what? That's like saying a bunch of other humanoid pokemon would get in over Charizard. Ridley is the next most important character behind Samus and the Metroids, and Metroids are an assist.
I'm glad you people don't make Smash cause the roster would be boring as shit.
How would Ridley even play?
>>256269449
>being this mad
>still on euro /v/ during this precious night
dongdongdongdongdongdong
>>256269784
like a stage hazard
>>256269759
No, Pichu was tied with Kirby for worst and the most recent tier list states Kirby is the worst.
Also, have you fucking seen kirby plays in tourney's? You can't do anything with kirby, he's fucking terrible.
>Ridley's not playable
>weeks of BTFO and years of Ridleyfags whining
>Ridley's playable
>that one black guy hangs himself, /v/ - Space Pirate HQ
>>256268402
baleeted
>>256269449
> Expecting anyone to care about your "respect"
I literally don't care at all about any of this. I just find it funny to shitpost.
That's a lie I want Ridley in, sweet Jesus.Nice Hellsing image, dats a good anime.Ultimate, not the original. The original sucked balls.
>>256269876
Ouch. I always knew he was bad - I had to pick up Ice Climbers as a second main - but I didn't know he was that bad.
>>256267664
>blocking off angry Kirby
5/10, I can bump it to an 8 if you move Knuckles down though.
>>256269784
Like Ridley? How would Villager play? ROB? Lil Mac? Ice Climbers? Captain Falcon? Space furries? Naked Samus?
>>256269778
>he'd rather have ridley than Sylux, Trace, or Weavel
>he'd rather have a shitty "big guy" slow moveset than a guy with a sniper laser for an arm, a guy who can drop an electric snare to trap people, and a guy who can split in half turning his ass into a stationary turret
>>256270204
>calling something retarded is going /pol/
anon pls
>>256269449
Why is that man crossing his eyes?
>>256269784
>tail swipe
>tail stab
>bite
>claw slash
>firebreath
>head bash
>flap 4 times
>crawl/dash
>giga/omega ridley
sakurai shouldn't be this limited to give ridley some moves.
geez, and Zamus, Rob, CDF, and Villager got some non-in game moves in Smash too
>>256270265
>He'd rather have characters from a spinoff instead of a series defining rival
>>256270265
Weavel and Sylux deserve so much more.
>>256269898
Shokio is a hypocrite. Whines about them not catering to fans for Smash to be more competitive, then mocks people because they supposedly didn't get playable Ridley. He's a dick.
>>256270394
>>256270265
>You want a series mainstay over a one shot character from a side game?
Yeah, crazy huh? You can really tell when people don't play much Metroid when they want one of the hunters in over Ridley.
>>256269778
Ridley hasn't even been the main focus in majority of the Metroid games. He's not important in the slightest.
>>256270829
So you know nothing about Metroid. Good to know.
>>256270764
ridley has no characterization. He just IS. He exists in every metroid game and people have come to accept it as fact, but he's just one of the many bosses you fight in each game. In the grand scheme he's no more important than fucking kraid, or mother brain, or that plant fuck from the beginning of Prime.
one of the other hunters would be vastly more interesting. They at least have a hint of backstory explaining their existence. And you know goddamn well that if any of them had a cameo in the next game, everyone would be shitting bricks in excitement and trying to figure out what it meant. If Ridley shows up again? "oh. it's ridley. that was entirely expected."
>>256258609
Are you kidding me? It would be a MUCH bigger shitstorm if he was in.
>>256270529
>tfw Doomguy as a Mii Gunner
c-close enough for me...
>>256269508
>Kirby may cry.jpg
>>256271151
Hunters were from one game. Not important.
If you want to see how important Ridley is, read his Smash bros trophies. Since you don't know anything about Metroid, it may help.
It's good he does have character but
>characterization mattering in Smash
>>256258609
why is mario green?
>>256271151
>other hunters
and they're all dead and they don't keep coming back like Ridley.
>forgetting about thecanonmanga
>muh characterization
Other Monkey pls go
>>256271927
why's lonk is ponk
>>256272281
why shrek is dreck
>>256272363
haha, shrek is love shrek is life amirite? haha
>>256269876
You can Kirbicide with him, and hope that you can fly back to the top of the stage, but that's it.
This SB is basically Kirby's revenge.
>>256270265
FE had 4 reps and Zelda had 5
Rildey and Weavel/Sylux can both get in with out a problem. Anthonyfags please go, Snake is getting and Rayman, Lucina and Ike prove it otherwise.
>>256270035
How about now?
>"And now, we a little bit of special news regarding the new super smash brothers for 3ds and wii u"
>Large monitor turns on and shows smash logo
>Samus stands on screen, when all of a sudden a blast of fire comes at her
>she does some sick flips and stares up
>its Ridley
>underdeveloped men everywhere orgasm where they stand
>neckbeards are in tears, blowing their noses into fedoras
>video goes on showcasing all of Ridley's moves
>fucking beast
>screen fades to black
>cheers boom around the world
>it rains candy in africa
>unicorns are born
>suddenly, text appears on screen
>"Ridley! Coming to smash bros as an assist trophy in 2016 DLC"
>mfw
>>256270945
>Ridley isn't even a final boss in any game
>>256274220
Rising Lava in Pyrosphere, dumbass
>>256274220
>the candy turns into poison and kills thousands of niggers
>the unicorns go feral and wipe out the rest of the human race
why didn't you stop it
Normally I wouldn't mind having ridley in smash, but his fanbase has got me to the point where I want that stupid purple faggot off smash, with all the stupid "IS HE IN? IS RIDLEY IN? HE'S IN RIGHT? TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT". Worst part is if ridley gets in or not, there will still be a huge shitstorm.
>>256273531
>Rayman
proved that more third-parties are still involved with the game.
>Lucina
a semi-clone and Villager use special moves similar to Snake.
>Ike/Falcon
further proved that characters from brawl and 64 (dunno about melee) are not getting cut and are coming back better than ever.
Snake and Lucas are not getting cut
now i'm going to sleep. PotD better be special, Mashpotato Suckyoureye
>>256274698
I feel ya, man. I would be okay with him being inas long as Lucas returnsbut his fanbase is autistic as fuck.
