Come on /v/. Let's play instead of shitposting for a bit.
Mario Kart thread.
>>255948728
>playing games is funier than shitposting
haha look at this faggot
>not playing as a princess
>>255948728
>tfw super horn in 1st
>>255948846
>playing more fun than shitposting
get a load of this faggot
>>255949054
But I'm playing as the best princess
People still play? Been a month since last time I went on.
>>255949234
>super horn in 1st
That's the point.
>>255949234
>Triple Reds in second
Thank you sebastian for being in last place with me
>drop straight through the ground on Bowsers castle
Fuck you too
>>255949410
See attached image.
Trying to be cheeky, Dan.
Thinking I wouldn't slap your shit?
oh boy here come the namefags and autismals
>>255949768
only cancer left here now, anon, better play something else
![Toadette111[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AJbY5a0.jpg "Toadette111[1].png")
>>255949768
You ready for the cancer anon?
>>255949768
Stop announcing yourself.
>>255949768
this game is worse than JRPG generals, which is shocking
>>255949768
>>255950002
>>255949382
Yeah, pretty actively. Hey, what are you guys favorite kart combos? I need some ideas
>accidentally leave room
>people have no idea a CPU is playing for your character
Go easy on me!
>>255950282
More like
>pls give me perfect combos because I can't use my brains
>>255950282
Mario
Pipe Frame
Standard Tires
Bowser Kite
>>255950252
Are those supposed to be specific people?
>>255950653
Just /v/eekend in general.
>>255950282
Lemmy, Wild Wiggler, Cushion tires, Parachute
>>255950653
>not recognizing the annoying toadette brigade
>join someone
>they're the one that leaves
fug
>See thread
>Boot up game
>Accidently hit worldwide instead of Tournament.
>was in first
>Comm error
Oh..
>People would rather post in the /vg/ thread than in /v/ threads because it's not a hugbox
Goddammit.
time for webms
>>255951880
I like it here better
>>255951880
OP started the /v/eekend too early. It's only 3:30 on the Pacific coast, and 6:30 at latest on the east coast. Usually the threads start around 7-8pm central.
>>255951884
good lord the cancer in this post
>>255951880
It's not about hugboxing, rather about the ridiculous and mindless shitposting
>>255951884
>>255952264
There's nothing amusing about this .webm
rip
>>255952243
all mario kart threads are shitposts at this point, there's a reason we don't allow them unless its absolutely necessary
>>255952048
>Too early
euro pls go
MK /v/eekends have started as early as 10 am in the west coast. MK8G is too fucking lazy to move from their hugbox.
>>255952445
Do people mind Miis if they're vidya?
>>255952565
No miis
>>255952565
Miis are okay if they're funny, not waifu shit
>>255952560
>hurr durr hugbox durrr
>i'll shitpost until they go away hurrrr
>>255952560
MK8 threads have started as early as midnight before
>>255952264
>>255952323m-my first one thought it was cool
>>255952560
how many waifus do you have anon?
how many body pillows do you own?
>>255952565
Only Hank Hill is acceptable
>>255952565
>>255952903
why does this game have a shit community? usually racing game communities are pretty bearable
>Toad's Turnpike over Thwomp Ruins
>>255953108
It's what happens when /v/s shitposters get a game that's at their skill level
>>255953032
why not just keep these threads in /vg/ now that the popularity has gone down a lot?
>tfw bought MK8 2 on launch and played for 50 hours like the 1st 3 days
>Haven't touched it since
Anyways.... anything new? What's the most popular kart combo now? Any updates?
>>255953108
I really like the game, but let's face it, it isn't much of a racing game.
All Rosalina players are assholes
>>255952565
nice pic, i guess>implying vns are vidya
>>255952765
>>255953395
how about thisfuck off
>>255953278
>>255953635
>>255953550
>>255952765
wtf is this mii and namefag cancer shit, get the fuck out
>>255953474
So, all players are assholes then?
Who is the best racer in /v/eekend?
>>255953635
>>255953838
Any Rosalina player
>>255953801
Thank fuck I'm not in that lobby
>>255953838
Adam, from Netherlands
>Red shell supa64 right at the finish line
>>255953793
It's some person obsessed with a character from a JRPG
>>255954008
autism overwhelming
>>255953954
small larrys
>>255953962
It's an old image. I just saved it because it made me smile.
>>255954310
Stop posting this shit.
>>255953960
T-thanks
>launch two red shells
>they hit each other
MAD
>>255954310
Try to tone yourself down already, please
>>255953472
It's more of a game to come back to every now and then, not play for day long sessions. Playing with /v/ can be fun though since everyone is an asshole
>>255954310
WHAT COMPELS YOU TO KEEP DOING THIS
>>255954310
the worst part about /v/ is having to interact with those riddled with autism. on one hand yeah, I understand you can't help your condition. on the other hand, I wish you people would just stay within your native habitat, the sonic fan fiction forums.
>>255954464
That's why you gotta space your throws
Phil pls
>>255954505
Filters exist. Use them.
>>255954813
Thank's for the beautiful screenshot.Gotta love bananas
>>255950252
>Shy Guy in first
as it should be
Could someone post a code, the only room i have is vo goes bananas.
>>255955132
Nigga is in the OP
>>255955132
Just look at the OP pic, silly
>>255954813
PHIL!
Glad to see you back man, causing trouble just as usual i see.
>>255955132
the two codes you will ever need
>>255954310
god i'd hate to go to the MK general, all those aspies...
>>255954310
>avatarfagging this hard
>>255955538
Everyone over there is cool except that one faggot who just will not quit with the visual novel mii shit
>>255955538
its pretty shit anon, you're not missing out on anything
>>255955132
ahh alright, i've never really looked at the picture.
thank you kind anons.
>>255954945
Oh, Waluigi. You so silly
>>255954310
The other Mii users were never this egotistical.
>>255955306But I was never gone
>thinking a blueshell would stop me
>>255955538
They're not all bad, and not everyone tries create some shitty persona.
>>255955663
there's also the 30 year old ex-pat who pretends to be a little japanese girl
>>255955949
I have her blocked on Nintendo Network.
Pic related.
>>255956230
its not a girl bro
>>255956230
You shot me with 3 red shells and still ended up behind me you fucking Daisy using fuck.
>>255956314
Sorry, I forgot.
I block IT on Nintendo Network.
>>255956430
Who do the trip codes belong to? I'm guessing one of them is Nono
>>255956230
Don't forget "the little japanese girl"
>>255956630
>>255956430
>>255956230
Guess I'm just new but could you explain how they're bad?
On nintendo the most you can communicate is hey or thank you.
>>255956530
One of them is skillface.
> see mk8 thread
> alright time for a sweet friday night with the bros
> boot up wii
> skim through thread
> filled with shitposts
> turn off wii
> load up some xcom
> alright lets show those xenos what is what
>>255956901
Super cool story bromigo
>>255956848
its not their in game contributions, its their cancerous legions in the threads
>>255956901
It's not Friday night yet for most people who play. Things'll get better in a few hours or so
>>255956996
ahh, alright.
Yeah I'm pretty new.
Also the Golden Mushroom is more of a curse for me then a blessing always drops me down to last.
>all lobbies just die off
I guess I have to just skip at this rate
If you respect the golden witch, she will not target you.
>>255957292
I'm not the best player but i do remember you were stuck in last place for the longest time each run last weekend
>>255957151
Stick to using (golden) mushrooms on straightways, slight turns, or shortcuts. A majority of the time I end up crashing into walls because I use mushrooms when I shouldn't be
>>255957292
I'd rather Lunar come back from the dead and shove 100 star shaped dildos up my ass then have you hit me with a single item
>That last red shell
>>255957764
I almost got you there.
>>255957292
the cancer- everyone
>>255957523
Could be that I just switched from bike to kart or bike to kart. Sometimes I target certain people for fun, which results in lower positions.
>>255957830
I left for Ivo's lobby. It has a bit more players here.
>>255957997
Brb comin in.
>>255956530
a couple are tripfags from /v/
>>255957997
Joining up too
Jesus, I suck with Inside drift.
>>255956430
dude nice, I am on someones filter list.
>>255957997
Joining up as well.
Everyone post your setup and why you use it
>Bullet Bill to 2nd
>>255957997
code?
>>255958756
Pipe frame + Wood + acc. Glider on a Cruiser.
Balance
MeteorisI want to bully you now
>someone else is using pipe slicks
>with Ludwig
Good taste
>>255958756
Because I love Shy Guy and it gives me the stats I am comfortable with.
Who here is a member of the glorious Wario master race?
Are these threads as bad as the early Mario Kart 7 threads?
I bought and played MK7 with /v/ last fall to MK8 came out, but the threads were never as bad as they are right now
>>255958756
I'm too used to inside drifting from Wii, so I stayed with it. Originally used the Sport Bike but I couldn't handle how orange it was, so I switched over to something a bit more plain. Metal tires just because it looks better than slim, and doesn't leave me at 3.25 acceleration.
>>255959139
yeah, they're pretty bad right now
>>255958756
>Rosalina Sport Bike Slick Cloud
>sexy & fast
>RNGesus fucks me over by giving me a coin and 2nd a red shell
>still make it to 1st
>>255959139
We're getting there.
>>255958826You gotta have him in your friendlist
I fucking hate you, Juan Pablo.
>>255959139
Maybe someday MK8 /v/eekends will die out, only to be revived again several months later by avid players
>>255959698
>people play actively every day
>dying out
top kek
>>255958869Phil pls
>>255959603
It's okay, I hate myself too
>all my rivals are in the same lobby
>it's full
>>255959781
I'm pretty sure people said the same thing about MK7 when it came out
Phil Why?
>>255960076
>when it came out
it's been over two months now, faggot
>>255960170
What did I do this time
>>255960076
I think it'll slowly start dying out when Smash comes out.
>hit by the same bomb twice
>>255960318
I cant wait to see how many will play Rosalina in smash.
>>255960598
I can't wait to wreck em all withBowser
>>255960759
>bowser doesn't have a new final smash based around one of his minion move from BiS
disappointed
>About to be Ludwig domination
>Invisible mushroom on the bridge
FUCK
>>255960486
>blue shell incoming in first place
>it runs into me and keeps going
>it comes back to nuke me
I didn't ask for this shitty connection
I like this room.
>miss almost all item boxes
Fuck
>>255961218
It needs more Daisy
>>255961218
not enough daisy
>>255961218
>Ludwig
>good
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>255961257
>>255961292
Daisy on the mind
>>255961218
YUHHHHHH
>>255961721
I love that fucking taunt.
>falling off Thwomp ruins' shortcut
Embarassing
>>255961938
I got a deja vu from that post
So who do you guys main and what builds have you gotten?
While I only bought the game last week and still unlocking shit, I found Bowser to be my best.
>>255961894
It's always nice seeing the tracks rightside up. I never realize how creative the tracks are until I actually see what they are
>using Rosashit
>''Go easy on me!''
top kek
>>255962157
>playing on easymodo
>best
TOPPEST KEK
>>255962450
Going to WW, cya guys. gGs
>Invisible items after lightning
This has to be patched ASAP.
Is there a way to change the stupid control layout? I'd rather hold B to accelerate rather than A.
Also, is there a no items race?
>1st place throughout the race
>last lap, near finish line
>get spammed
>5th place
Items suck.
Aye niggas im in this shit bro this is my first time playing with /v/
Im the shy guy so you guys can make fun of my autism. git ready to git rekd though
>>255962919
No, but you can use Y or the right control stick to accelerate
>>255962919
>items suck
Go to /wug/, you'll fit in nicely
>>255963039
>or the right control stick
I didn't know that this was fucking Gran Turismo.
>>255963039
>Y
That's a lot better thanks
>>255963110
/wug/?
>>255962131
Seems like a lot of people miss that shortcut, it's not as funny when it happens to you though
dat 1st steal tho
>>255963483
Robbed of 1st in 1 second
Are you faggots even trying?
>>255963586
how was that red shell at the last minute :^)
you will never cuddle with candy in 2 player online with /v/
>>255963586
>playing on cruiser
>brags about wins
kek la kek
>>255963838
Get the fuck out, candy.
>>255963838
>miss that fucking shortcut in thwomp ruins every time
>>255954310
Please leave you german cunt
>>255963647
I almost threw my game pad out the window.
>>255964071
>>255963586
no one cares about your wins on easymode, faggot
>>255964323
:^)
>>255964071
>>255963586
>Taking screenshots of your TV
>>255963964
It doesn't even give you much of an advantage
>>255965054
It's helpful
>>255965054
If you have higher air speed than land speed or water speed, it helps.
Wow i cant drifting
>tfw can't focus anymore on the game
I'm out, goodnight faggots, don't bully each other too much
>>>/vg/
Don't you guys actually have a general now?
>>255965340
they do, but they try to spread their autism every week with worse results every time as people get sick of their circlejerk
>>255965334
Goodnight to you toohandsome wah
>>255965340
It's weekends only. Mods have said it's ok unless these become 24/7, which won't happen at all given this thread.
>>255964976
>being this autistic
>>255957292
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Here is the kong for your dailyor nightlydose of dong.
Prepare for my expanding dong.
>tfw comm error on Mount Wario
I'll get you next time!
>>255965745
>Being this inept
>Using autistic as insult
hownew.ru
>not racing for 2 weeks
>rusty as shit
I'm happy if I win once todight
>>255965890
>Mfw Wario comm jewed you out of your prize money.
>comm error
Th-thanks
>>255965894
>gremlin
muh ningen
>>255966491
>Having to wait 2 weeks for Gaim
Phantoms don't have shit on TV-Asashi
>>255966598
/fuck off/
>>255966740
O-ok.
I don't want to derail the thread more than it needs.
>blue shell in 2nd
what a messed up rare
>>255966598
For real, this is gonna be a long ass 2 weeks. Atleast I got battride war 2 to play and get my rider fix till then.
>>255966272
>Stage Select
>8/10 people vote for Mount Wario
>Game chooses the one guy who wants DK Jungle stage
>Next race
>Mount Wario is an option again
>9/10 people choose Mount Wario
>Miraculously, the game actually picks one of the Mount Wario votes
>Comm error
Damn, it was a really interesting international room, too.
>>255966740
Anon, fuckme
Don't try to bomb me at the last second, sebastion.
Need a change of pace.
Enjoy dicklips
>>255967157
>international
So it wasn't filled with americans like usual?
ded thread
>>255967983
It's almost like people are playing video games.
>>255967983
>talking
>not going fast
>>255967456
Nope: there was a Japanese person, an Aussie, a Canuck (me), and a what-the-hell-flag-is-that (turned out to be Jamaica).
Come to think of it, that might explain the lag and comm error...
>>255968245
>Not trashtalking between races
Casual
>>255968245
Yeah, can't talk, busy losing at Mario Kart!
Only time to type one or two sentences between levels (my current group doesn't have ANYONE who waits for the timer, yay)
>>255968259
kangaroos pls
>activating phil's bomb with a red shell
GAAAHHH
Desperately trying to catch up to Eggman in 2nd place on Mount Wario... I'm RIGHT behind him...
Inches from the finish line, red shelled.
Though at least I only went from 2nd to 3rd, not to 11th as is the usual practice.
I love this game.
>>255969407
The bomb rarely hits me that way, but now it did
Did all the rooms die? I keep getting into a room all by myself.
>>255969765
Keep trying... our room only has 2 people now.
I think the servers are derping a bit.
Thanks for taking that blueshell for me, niploli.
>>255969765
Join via Recently Played players
>>255969765
Join your rivals. There's a pretty extreme group on now
dear waluigis
wario desu
ayy
Wow, where is everyone? The whole room got emptied out. It's just me and Dr. Ivo... who is totally wiping the floor with me using his superior karting skills. Ouch!
>>255970536
11/12 here faggit
Who MK7 here?
>>255970536
Welcome to Nintendo's flakey, shitty online service. Enjoy your brief stay before you/everyone else gets DCed and you lose 10+ rank points.
