I am going to pledge $10,000 to fund this revolutionary video game console.
eta 5 minutes
oops forgot link
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/the-cybermatrix-100-tu01
HORY SHET
done.
Holy fuck he actually did it.
>>255258203
>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/the-cybermatrix-100-tu01
Dat video. The console peasant delusion is real.
I implore you to reconsider
>>255258203
>actually delivers the 10.000$
This autistic kid is going to shit his pants.
>>255258203
>>255258797
well, Mike Byron from Seattle WA, I know who to rob next time I'm there.
>>255258203
what the actual fuck.
ithought you were just shitposting
>>255258797
Why would you do this.
op pls you're just going to back out at the last second
He's probably just going to revoke it.
Don't get your hopes up.
>>255258203
Should've done this right before the timer ends. Doing this, you could cancel.
>>255258905
But he doesn't have anymore money.
>>255258905
Reading ability: 0
Dude seriously you just gave money to the worst guy
https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/973736766/created
>>255258905
>implying he'll make good on his pledge
>implying he isn't just trolling them by making other people not pledge because the has already been reached
>>255258905
>Mike Byron from Seattle WA
>>255258203
>mfw OP is fucking beautiful
>I LIVE IN ST LOUIS FOR ABOUT 18 YEARS NOW, AND I WAS RAISED IN A POOR HOUSEHOLD, GOT HOSPITILIZED 15 DIFFERENT TIMES AND I ALWAYS SPEND MONEY ON THINGS I ONLY WANT RATHER NEED. IN A HOUSE OF JUST MY PARENTS AND ME, HOWEVER I WAS RAISED IN ORLANDO, FL IN A HOUSE OF 2 OLDER SISTERS, AND ONE OLDER BROTHER. I WAS RAISED IN A LARGE SIZED FAMILY, BUT I LIVE ALONE WITH PARENTS THAT LOVES ME AND CARES FOR ME. I JUST WISH I DIDN'T ABUSE THEM.
>>255258203
op
can you gib me steam dosh
pls buy me paysafe ;_;
Holy dear god what did I just watch happen?You wanna donate any money to a guy who's wife just died from cancer?it was worth a try
[email protected] is my paypal bro.
>>255259178
Op i would suck your dick
no homo
Dear lord, OP
>>255258203
Made my night before I go to bed.
Thanks OP for making this man's dream come true, and exciting me for the future of video games
I wish this young doc brown my best
I'm actually concerned that this guy is seriously mental ill. I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a tin foil hat in the video.
>>255259328
sent ;)
>>255258203
Hey OP, do you want to pay for my student loans?
I wonder how OP is going to commit suicide, then.
>>255259227
that doesn't even make sense.
how is he supposed to develop a console when he doesn't even make sense.
>that autistic kid earned more in a few weeks doing absolutely nothing than I do in 1/4 of a year
Why are we still here, just to suffer?
itt /v/ has no idea how kickstarters work
>>255259227
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjK86k7dkCo
>>255259570
not everyone is as unsuccessful in life as you are
>>255258203
Godspeed, you sick fuck, godspeed.
>>255258203
>Associate Producer at 343 industries
OP, just reading through your FB, you seem like a pretty cool guy, the kind of guy I'd like to be friends withif I wasn't such a fucking loserI guess I'll just follow you on fb.
>>255259265
>I JUST WISH I DIDN'T ABUSE THEM
>>255259626
Being unsuccessful is a prerequisite for posting on /v/.
OP, since the goal has been reached, you can't pull your pledge now (because the pulled pledge would then go under the goal again, thus presenting a rigged display).
If this was your idea of a joke, you better hope the minimum is met by someone else before legal repercussions come knocking.
>>255259570
life is pain, anon, get used to it
OP is the creator of the Kickstarter. He just gave himself 10,000 and you idiots all fell for it.
>>255259570
Stop being a bitch and play games
> Risks and challenges Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
>nothing special.
nothing special
>>255259734
>kickstarter fees
>>255259695
>KS
>legal repercussions
Well, I had my doubts, but this explains everything I need to know.
>>255259265
>I JUST WISH I DIDN'T ABUSE THEM
>John Smith 1 minute ago
>now build me a space video game
OP confirmed for savior of vidya
>>255259695
>legal repercussions
>>255259859
>galaxy attachment port
I always wanted to connect to an entire galaxy
>>255259859
>Cybermatrix Dual Dual Lens DVD +/- RW Reader / Writer
>>255259265
>I JUST WISH I DIDN'T ABUSE THEM.
>>255258203
>>255258797
JESUS CHRIST
>>255258797
I'm fucking dying.
>>255259859
>Composite ports still sitting next to the Galaxy Attachment Port.
Truly the future is here
I can't wait to start cybergaming
>>255258203
some rich fag should just back it fully just so we can see what he does with that $500
>>255258203
>>255258797
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>255259695
>legal repercussions
>>255259859
>HDMI Out and In
w-what?
>>255259856
>>255259919
KS and Amazon get a cut of every person's pledge, didn't you know?
It is failing to pay a debt with them that allows them to take legal action on you.
>>255260191
Like the Xbox One
>>255258203
holy fuck that guy is autistic
>>255260089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW4Sy4WARyo&t=49s
Congrats OP, it's going to take him until at least 2019 to say thank you now
>>255260191
That's actually a thing. The Xbone has it so you can route your cable box into it.
>>255259695
wanna bet? ill pull it right now you faggot
>>255259859
>the galaxy port is a triforce
>>255260219
Not if he pulls it.
>>255258338
Why doesavastsay this is a virus?
>>255259859
GALAXY TECHNOLOGY IS HERE MOTHERFUCKERS
GALAXY
FUCKING
TECHNOLOGY
TECHNOLOGY ON A GALACTIC SCALE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS THR WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
And its gone.
>>255260281
This is far too much crazy to handle. Can't wait for the creator to wake from his nap
he pulled it
>>255260345
Huh, thought I was the only one.
Humanity is not ready for this
>>255259328
sent ;)
>>255258203
>It's now back down the 41
OP why pull out you pussy?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/the-cybermatrix-100-tu01
>>255258203
Why?
>>255258797
>>255260429
>quantum turbine engine
this guy isn't autistic, he's just busting a hilarity nut
>>255260429
>QUANTUM TURBINE ENGINE
>>255259570
So you make 40k and you're bitching?
>he pulled it
No way he goes through with it.
>it's back
What the fuck are you doing OP?
Surely, OP is a fag as always and it can't be real-
>Check the link
Oh fuck.
>>255258632
>>255258843
>>255258885
>>255258905
>>255258937
>>255258973
>>255259071
>>255259328
>>255259570
>>255259695
>>255260054
>>255260059
>>255260151
so much fucking underaged retards here, jesus Christ
This thread is cringe heaven
>>255260519
naw someone actually got in touch with him on facebook: http://imgur.com/a/2gDeG
>>255258797
>>255260630
OP gonna give that autistic fuck a heart attack.
>>255259859
4
MOTHERFUCKING
HIGH TECH TOUCHSCREENS
>>255260564
>HAHA
oh goddamnit yoshi
>>255258203
What the hell are you doing?
>>255260710
If I was OP I would have popped a blood vessel if I saw this.
>>255260710
>tfw you'll never be an ocean warrior
>>255260710
>during the camelot ages, i was hatched to a dragon herd. my mom, sylvia nighttail
Mike what the fuck are you doing?
>tfw watching the video
>tfw no face
>>255260710
>part ultra-dragon
>>255260710
>ultrafish and holy dragon
o-ok
>>255260710
show the rest of his hatching story
i want to know what he has to say about his mom, sylvia nighttail
>$20,041
Why.
>says 20K now
Nigger you just gave birth to Chris-Chan 2.0
Congrats, you beautiful bastard.
TWENTY
THOUSAND
>>255260819
>CYBER STOVE
>$20,000
Who did this
how do people even get this kind of money?
>20,000
CWC has nothing on this
>TWENTY
I can't wait for Bob's Game to be exclusive to the CYBERVISION
>>255260941
Just click the link you retard.
>third strike
w-what
is this his third attempt?
>>255260819
he's building a pc for people with claws and fins?
how wonderfully inclusive.
props for the stove attachement, though. microwave food makes people fat.
>$20,000+
Nah, someone has to be fucking with the website. There's no feasible way for there to be anyone stupid enough to part ways with that large sum of money even if jokingly.
I mean, fuck if you wanted reaction images, we can do that. It's free, y'know.
Mike this thread convinced me to finally buy Halo 4.
>>255261050
The guy works for 343 industries so I guess he has a good job there.
>>255260710
Wait, isn't his name "schaun bishop" or whatever?
>>255261067
2
Oh shit this is the guy!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/cybermatrix-100?play=video_pitch&ref=users
$20k
>>255261067
>i may have to
MAY HAVE TO WHAT?!
>>255261139
you can pull it you dingus
>>255261105
here's all 4 of his projects
>30k american dollaridoos
Someone has to be tampering with the website, no way this is real.
>30,041
best controller
>>255261227
It's 30k now.
GUYS STOP
30K IS FAR TOO MUCH
$30k now
I FUCKING HOPE YOU'VE ALL WATCHED THE PITCH VIDEO
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
WHY WOULD YOU GIVE 20K TO AN AUTIST LIKE THIS
WHY
>>255261157
>it hits 30k by the time I scroll down a few replies
Stop it you guys.
30,000$.
What the fuck is happening.
>>255261105
>ultrafish
ULTRAKEK
>>255261243
>4008% funded
Who donated another 10k? Its at 20 000 now lelz.
>>255261240
tree part deux
>galaxy attachment port
>>255261067
>>255261157
is this some sort of virus bait because it's clearly just a joke, no one's going to part with 10k for a shitty /v/ thread and avast says it blocked some shit when accessing that URL.
I'm just gonna go ahead and say anyone who copypasted that into their address bar and didn't have avast is now part of a botnet
>>255258203
>>255258797
nigga you have to stop
>>255261239
YET IT STILL RISES. WHY. EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, INTERNET MAN.
>30K
Y?
Why is it 30K?
>40k
whoever's doing this should stop
>>255261340
>High tech intercooler
>>255261171
what
the fuck
>>255261227
>>255261272
OP gonna make this dude beat his parents when he pulls out.
>40k
>40,000
what is happening
>40K now
Holy fuck
did someone rob a bank?
THERES A POINT WHERE THIS NEED STO STOP AND WE'VE CLEARLY PASSED IT
40k make it stop... im over here starving
DELETE THIS
$40k
good thing it's shawn's bedtime
>40k
>>255261349
>32 friends
More than I expected.
>>255258203
viral, sage, reported
>>255261171
woah not gonna' lie but his eyes are fucking adorable
what the fuck is with his hair though
>50k
STOP THIS.
>>255261356
$40k WHYYYYY
>>255261329
>you want to make a kickstarter to buy yourself a gaming system
>yea, but I don't know if it's possible
We've gone too far
>$50k
This is no longer podracing.
Jesus christ OP you should just burn your money at this rate
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FAGGOTS HAVE THIS MUCH MONEY TO BLOW
WHAT THE FUCK
SERIOUSLY, PLEASE STOP ANONS
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKED
>50k
Will it have Hooker Bots?
WELCOME TO DIE
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH_CcJ-uBWI
>$50.000
>$50k
>>255261380
>>255261441
because this thread went from OP trolling /v/ to /v/ having a laugh at expense of some autistic dude on kicstarter
IT HAPPENED AGAIN,
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>255261563
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING
is this real life?
>>255261579
Aw man.
Is this guys kikestarter still ther?
>50K
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
PLEASE
>>255261559
>not being amhai sharib
Honestly I'd rather spend money on this than donations on a grl gamer
>50k
ITT Op tricks people out of money.
Final warning, OP.
Under Terms of Use:
>Backers may increase, decrease, or cancel their pledge at any time during the fundraising campaign, except that they may not cancel or reduce their pledge if the campaign is in its final 24 hours and the cancellation or reduction would drop the campaign below its goal.
If you slip up, be prepared to owe 10% of your joke.
Let me explain this to all you newfags. You can fake donations of any amount you want because the transaction doesn't go through until the Kickstarter has ended. So unless the autist is sitting there waiting for 50K to hit the button prematurely, this guys are gonna pull out by tomorrow.
>tfw you can no longer tell if people posting here are complete morons or just pretending
>>255259798
Sheeet, I completely lost it at that part.
Also, mfw CyberAutist uses the freshly acquired jewgold to finance his bath salts overdose.
Fuck it I'm starving... I'll take $10 just so I can have my next meal if OP is being so generous.
[email protected]
>>255261614
nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
OP has to have stolen a credit card or stole some sort of money because this is fucking ridiculous
If this is legit, OP is more autistic than the guy who made the kickstarter
Post this on faggy sites like Kotaku, etc.
The white night armies will bump funding into the millions.
>>255261489
but let's keep going to see what happened
![461[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N3THC54.jpg "461[1].jpg")
>>255261625
>50 grand
Oh shit
>>255261729
get a job
>yfw due to some error or waiting time, OP can't pull the money before the project completes and loses 50k on this
>>255259227
Somebody save this kid. Just show up at his door with a PS4 guts smashed to pieces and be like "I came from the future but it got rekt on the way here. Add some purple glass so it looks like future ram.
>>255261662
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/120873716/your-world/
Not really in relation to OP but I had this idea about how to get rich thanks to kickstarter.
Basically I just want to make a fork of ubuntu and market it as the new big geek/gamer culture thing, similiar to like the ouya did (fight tha powah etc).
I just don't really know jack shit about marketing and how to make a good promotional video. Guess I'd have to browse reddit for some time to understand how to pander to these sorry idiots.
>mfw everyone forgets to pull their pledges and is 10K+ in the hole by the end of the week
>>255261690
It doesn't matter, he is 100% using stolen credit cards.
We've had an anon do shit like this before, and he admitted he was using stolen cc info.
>>255258203
50 grand holy shit mother fuckers
>>255261772
>implying my cc wont just be denied
> or maybe even LEGO?
Now this is a man that thinks outside of the box.
>>255261559
I'm going to make a single reply to a single stupid post out of the thousands in this thread:
It's not real. You can just fucking pull out again and funds on your credit card or bank account aren't checked until the funding period is over and it's successful. And if it turns out you don't have the required funds you face no legal repercussions.
This thread made me lose hope in all of humanity, assuming it's not OP just samefagging using hundreds of different IPs and what the fuck ever
>>255261729
>[email protected]
Still looking to recruit a friend for wow?:^)
>>255261740
Fucking this. I can imagine the headlines:
>the internet rapists at 4chan unfairly raise an dying autistic childs hopes by funding then dumping: raise money here
Easily the best thread I've seen on this board in a long time.
>CYBERMATRIX DUAL DUAL LENS
>50K+
Whilst I starve.
ayyyy
>$50K pledged
WHYY LMAO
>tfw 50k
>>255261882
>hot glue
alright, fags, if it's so fake, then one of you wouldn't mind donating 100k?
50000 really?
>>255261882
>lego
>>255258797
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I needed this laugh
>>255261886
if you pull your pledge either in the last 24 hours, or pulling your pledge causes the kickstarter to drop beneath it's goal, you have to pay 10% of your pledge
if OP isn't using a stolen CC, he's fucked
>>255261157
Not gonna lie this sounds pretty fucking rad.
>mfw moot sees this thread and realises an autistic spastic is more profitable than 4chan
What the fugg man
why do people waste so much money for this shit?
>50k
I am angry
>>255262018
10k is the KS max, I think.
>>255262115
No, it's if it's the last 24 hours AND it causes it to drop below the goal.
>>255259695
>You can change or cancel your pledge anytime before Sat, Aug 2 2014 1:46 PM PDT.
This was an amazing thread to wake up to.
I love you guys.
This guy needs it more
http://www.gofundme.com/bxrwi4
>back to 30k
someone please tell me what the fuck is going on
i cant wait to see his retard rage when everyone pulls out there 50k
>>255262139
>He thinks the creator of this kickstarter isn't moot's real form
HE'S STARTING TO PULL THE PLEDGES
These guys are right.
Even if it's fake, aren't you guys at least slightly worried that something will fuck up and you'll be down ten grand?
>>255261772
>>255261857
>yfw this happens but the "cybermatrix 100 tu01" turns out the be the greatest creation of all time
It's dropping. I think someone listened and is backing out.
>>255262301
Cheques bouncin'
You fucking idiot. Once a pledge goes over it's goal amount you can't make it go under the goal amount. You're going to be charged $460.
>10k
is it over?
>>255262332
At least we get a new console fit to rival the Wii-U.
Why are they backing out? Come on niggas stay in there
