I thought these were cupcakes
I thought this little guy was a gen 3 mon. I didn't see him in gen 2..
>>254526818
Oh fuck same here OP
>>254527731
Up until a couple weeks ago, I've been saying his name as Phanphy. Its Phanpy of course.
>>254526818
I almost skipped out on Wind Waker because I didn't know how to use the sail item.
>>254526818In FF8 I kept getting caught by that stupid tank on the island and I nearly ran out of time
>>254528654
>Playing FF8
Stupid indeed.
>>254528484
I'm pretty sure they pronounced it that way in the anime cause that's how I pronounced it up until I needed to look him up for something and was confused that I got no results because I was spelling it Phanphy
I didn't know you could jump until more than halfway through the game. I didn't know it was the y button
I didn't know there was a Level 4 Gold sword
I couldn't leave that first gate area in PeaceWalker for like 45 minutes..
>>254526818
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Me too
>>254528484
aw fuck me too.
>>254530324I got stuck on the first claw puzzle in the game because I couldn't figure out how to rotate items around in the inventory menu at first.
>>254530324
>Y button
Fucking Xbox controller. I've never had one and I'll never understand why they labelled it how they did.
>>254532717
Holy shit me too, there really wasnt any hint whatsoever tho
I got stuck in the graveyard in Bayonetta just like DSP didI'm still ashamed about it to this day
I kept saying Browser when I was younger. Went I eventually found out, I was so embarrassed.
>>254526818
In MGS 3, I circled around that one map where you find Sokolov about 5 times before I realized where he was.
I finished Skyrim twice before realising there was a sprint button.I also spent up to level 20 only using Flames because I didn't realise how much more powerful the higher spells were
You can repeatedly drink from water sources by holding the activate button down, instead of tapping it which takes at least twice as long
I thought Blue's mouth was always wide open when I looked at his overworld sprite. I still can't unsee it.
>>254527731
oh shit me too until now
I finished Mirror's Edge without knowing about slow-mo.
I was stuck on the forest temple block puzzle because the block blended in with a doorway.
I ended up completing all the other temples before coming back and finding the block had missed
>>254532717
>>254532736
>>254533283
for the love of god kill yourselves
I got stuck on the Lighthouse in Heartgold for like half an hour because I didn't see that opening on the side where you jump out.
>>254534318
It's not my fault Bethesda gives you no explanation of the controls in the inventory menu.
What am I supposed to do, read the non existent manual?
>>254534481
You are a spoonfed shit tier faggot
>>254534318
Shut the fuck up who the hell puts y as the jump button
>>254534248
How do you beat all the other temples without arrows?
>>254534673
>>254534481
>not mashing every button as soon as you start a game
>>254532980Me to and every time I saw the world Browser I wondered why they named it after him
I used to think the Boomerang Brother's in Super Mario Bros. 3 were throwing socks.
>>254532717I beat it through trial and error, I thought the hints were on the walls
>>254534612
Nah
>>254534790
That's what I usually do, I just didn't think i'd have to guess buttons for the menus too.
In Godhand Gene has a sweep if you press triangle as you are stationary dodging, he also has a dragon uppercut if you press back+triangle while an enemy is in the air
I went through almost my whole first run without knowing about the sweep, god damnit
>>254530324I didn't know about rotating the golden claw. Because the game didn't punish me for being a tard, I kept clicking it in until it worked
I did not get the sail in Wind Waker until after Dragon Roost
>>254534757
The puzzle is after you get the bow
>>254526818What are they then?
>>254534954
>he also has a dragon uppercut if you press back+triangle while an enemy is in the air
He has an ax kick too I think. I didn't know about it until I was watching the LP and I was like "wait what the hell is THAT move"
>>254534893same hereit's a shame item rotation serves no other purpose in the game besides the claws
>>254526818
Wait, so what the hell are they?
Sonic isn't named after the restaurant (thus why he eats Chilli Dogs), he's named after a term referencing speed.
Mind blown when I realized this the other day.
I bought a PS4 to play games on
>>254527731
That's because they had the "brilliant" idea of putting this new Pokémon only in Kanto.
Fuck Gen II, seriously
When I was a kid I thought Tifa and Barret were married
To this day, I cannot wall jump in Super Metroid.
>>254528484
>>254529171
>>254532584
Everyone I know (including myself) does this, what the fuck is going on? How could everybody mispronounce a name like this?
>>254534893
I kept trying the walls too and ended up just trial and erroring it
Ahh my eyes, spoiler that next op so I get my sunglasses
In Star Ocean 3 I didn't know you had to hold circle to get the full effects of techniques until the final boss
I had a hard time with that game
I thought Gliscor was Poison/Dark with Levitate as its ability.
>>254535303
They pronounced it that way when it shows up in the third movie.
>>254534457I couldn't figure out how to leave your house in Red/Blue. I still can't remember how I actually got out.
>>254535060
Not possible
>>254535076
Shells
>>254530324
But Y was the jump button in FO3. Didn't it occur that the controls are almost completely identical since it was from the same developer?
>>254535134
They're turban shells.
Like the kind hermit crabs live in.
>>254535260
Me too. I also thought Marlene was their kid which confused me because she wasn't black.
>>254535507
Couldn't you slowboat it the whole way?
>>254535303
It's awkward to go from "ph" to "p" in the same word I guess. Phanphy flows better.
There are moments in Metroid Prime where I'm forced to scan, yet the game didn't show the icon for scanning and nothing would get done.
I eventually managed to scan the required shit, but to this day I don't know what I did differently to change that.
>>254535060
You didn't actually hold down R the whole way, did you?
>>254535149
;^)
>>254535590
It really isn't that awkward though.
>>254535076the are shells anon
>>254535149
The FUCKING RESTAURANT IS NAMED AFTER THE SAME THING
HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU
>>254535576
Same, I started getting weirded out when the Tifa/Cloud scenes started happening. Even as a kid I was like "dude, not cool"
>>254535440
to this day i will never remember what type gliscor is
>>254533634
I see it, looks goofy as fuck
>>254535530
>>254535661That makes sense
>>254535491
Me too lol but I was 5 and I figured it out in like 10 minutes
>>254526818I killed the Tower Knight in DeS with a crossbow and around 400 arrows.
I bought a PC Vita
>>254535719
Wait a minute.They aren't? Jesus I feel like a retard
>>254527731
I had this with Snorunt or something, I saw him in Brawl at first and appearntly he's a gen 3 mon despite gen 3 being a tropical paradise that has no ice pokemon in sight.
Only seen him in the gen 4 games.
>>254533634
I thought he had a giant Mario nose with his eyes all closed like brock.
>>254535149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVI6Agm1-kY
>>254535609
>>254535582
Does KoRL even let you go? I guess, but you would have to be babby-tier autistic to do that.
>>254535582
He won't let you get in the boat at Windfall until you buy the sail.
>>254530324
>>254532717
Absolutely disgusting.
>>254535729
Just know that Ice shits on his life and you'll remember it sooner or later.
>>254528484
Ohhhhh shiiiit
>This HAS to be b8
>Goes to Serebii
>#231 "Phanpy"
>What in fuck
>>254535440
>>254535729
It's Dark/Ground, isn't it?
>>254535582
they don't let you leave windfall without the sail.
>>254535582
Nope, the boat tells you something like "we need a sail to move from here"
>>254532736
>what are the x and y axis?
>>254526818
>games that have letter puzzlesCan't remember ABCs without the song
>>254535973
>>254535982
He probably got the sail and didn't think to equip it.
>>254536118
>Can't remember ABCs without the song
Guilty
>>254536005
Ground and Flying
>>254535535Skyrim was my first Bethesda game
>>254536005
It's still Ground/Flying
>>254526818I didn't know you could upgrade your health in God Hand until after the first Devil Hand fight
>>254536090
>what are variables with no correlation outside founder merit
nerd
>>254536240
That's pretty fucking hardcore
>>254536118
Same.
>>254528484
I had one of these fucks in my party for the longest time, how the fuck did I not know this?
>>254536118
this
i hope I never get pulled over for drunk driving
who the fuck actually knows the alphabet backwards
zyxwv fuck this I'm out
I basically forgot about z-targeting and counter/parrys and played through without it in the wind waker until Ihad to look up how to beat the final boss
>>254532736
Yeah, Fucking xbox. Who would ever use A/B/X/Y?
>>254534248
>>254534757
For the longest time I couldn't beat any temple in OOT because my older brother had gone through the temples, fuck around in it a bit and go to the next one, so I had no idea where to start off.
Made my own file later
>>254536369
I spent a couple days practicing that as a kid. It's ingrained in my memory, even though at the time I never knew it was a drunk driving test.
>>254532717i took me over 10 claws to figure that out, i just kept brute forcing it and wondered what i was missing
ITT: tards who can't read the word 'Phanpy'
I didn't know I could unlock abilities in Farcry 3.
I had like 30 ability points to use in the mission where you jump from the plane with the wingsuit.
>>254536489
Australians, apparently.
>>254535262
Jump at the wall, hold the d pad in the other direction, and jump.
>>254535912
SNORUNT IS GEN 3?
FUUUUUCK MEEEEEEE
>>254536489
This is what annoys me. The SNES, DS, Classic controller all taught me this order, and then they invert it. Irritating.
>>254536369
I know plenty of people who memorize the alphabet backwards just to avoid DUIs.
>>254535912
But in gen 3 there is an ice elite four member and he has two Glalies, the evolved form of Snorunt. To be fair they look nothing alike so you may have not seen Snorunt himself and never made the connection.
>/v/ always complains about muh handholding and muh tutorials
>/v/ can't figure out the very first puzzle in a Bethesda game
Everything in La Mulana and Doctor Layton makes me feel like a stupid person.
You can use smoke to disable lasers for a short time in Deus Ex 1
>>254536618
Goodness me
>>254535262
You have to wait, you don't push away and jump simultaneously.
When your sprite freezes, you push the jump button.
>>254532717
I remember them showing that "rotate the claw to see the combo" gimmick at the E3 presentation. and I say gimmick because that's literally the only sort of creative puzzle in the entire game.
How do I spoiler text???
>>254536695
You cannot live your life in fear like this
>>254536780
Handholding and tutorials aren't needed when a game is actually well designed.Get it? I'm saying that Skyrim has TERRIBLE DESIGN.
>>254533769t...there was slow-mo?
I beated Bloody roar 2 without knowing you could transform mid combo, it was fucking hard.
>>254536872
ctrl+s in quick reply box
>>254536872
Ctrl+S in the quick reply box.
Or you can type the spoiler tags by hand but that's not really practical.
>>254536872
ctrl+s
>>254535262
I know how to wall jump and can do it, but the timing is so fucked up that sometimes I just fall.
>>254536917
that all you got faggit
>>254536872
https://www.4chan.org/faq
You should actually read this
>>254535149
apparently everyone seems to have forgotten sonic is about speed and not about fucking platforming.
>>254536943ctrl key
>>254528484
>>254532584
>>254535303
>>254536003
>>254536351
Wait what the fuck? Its PhanPy? The hell?
>>254534673
Smash Bros. Melee, you fucktard.
>>254535912
>>254536636
To be fair I think the only way to catch a Snorunt in gen 3 was to go to Shoal Cave, and almost no one bothered with that shit.
>>254528484
Most kawaii pokemon?
I think so
Even his name is cute as fuck
>>254536872
>>254537148
>>254534673
>>254532717
>>254530324
Who invited reddit?
>>254536780
>/v/ is one person
kill yourself.
>>254535149
holy fucking shit.
my sides
you fucking win, king moron right here.
/thread
I played through the enitrety of Dark Souls without knowing you can run or jump
>>254533769
You weren't missing much. To me, it felt like slow-mo detracted from the thrill.
>>254534893
>I thought the hints were on the walls
SO I WASNT THE ONLY ONE
HOURS SPENT STARING AT DIMLY LIT TOMB WALLS
FOR NOTHING
In Half Life 1, I didn't know I needed to talk to people to progress, so I thought the game glitched. I then tried to use cheats to noclip through the door but I kept pressing the chat key instead of the console key.
Ness = NES
>>254536696
Sure
>>254536872
type in
[SECRET][/SECRET]
and then type what you want to say between the brackets.
>>254537320
>MUH SEKRIT CLUB
How about you get out
>>254537320
There's literally nothing wrong with inviting people.
![2422143696_46e859bd8e[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qhmiQDT.jpg "2422143696_46e859bd8e[2].jpg")
>>254537324
no
u
>>254537320
You weren't here before time itself you thunder cunt. And if nobody camethen you'd have nobody to argue with at all
>>254536973
>>254536983
>always type outin fear of messing up
>>254537574
I'm sorry, I was probably going to say something. How was I supposed to know there were more ice pokemon? I only had like 90 in my pkoedex at the end
I didn't know how to UT in Ninja Gaiden Black until I got to the boss rush on Hard.
>>254537695
So where are you from? /srs/? r/gaming?
I finished Parasite Eve 1 without knowing i could use magic. I played it like it was Resident Evil with nothing but guns.
>>254537715
God dammit I just want to type -bracket- spoiler -bracket-
I triple karted to the very first gendrome in mhfu, it was multiplayer too
>>254532980
same here, I even thought about it earlier
>>254537801
bongtown, tenessee
I played the absolute entirety of Megaman X until I realized I just couldn't defeat the final boss. I had literally collected EVERYTHING in the game hoping it would help, yet I still couldn't defeat that fucker.Then I saw online that I could use energy capsules
>>254537570
Except it decreases the quality of the board because some idiots don't lurk first.
>implying /v/ has quality in the first place
When I was a kid I managed to make it up to the Hollow Bastion Riku battle in Kingdom Hearts without equipping any abilities.
>>254536780
Tutorials aren't a bad thing, its just when they are overdone or treat you like a retard when its bad.
If they added a section where one guy was like "Hey nigguh u can inspect dat shit in inventory and rotate it around" then when you pause it will show a little arrow or some shit to Y or whatever button it was a little earlier in the game it would at least hint to what to do later
>>254537320
I did...you're seriously thinking of challenging me are you?
*unsheathes katana*
>>254537749
I was just sayin that Snorunt's evolution line is something you absolutely have to encounter to finish the game since it appears twice in the elite four. But since it's evolved form looks so different I can understand not making the connection.
>>254536786
>Doctor Layton
I meant to say Professor Layton. I guess I really do have brain problems.
>>254536489
>Y on the X axis
>X on the Y axis
What where they thinking?
>>254536872
>there are people on 4chan that don't know how to google RIGHT NOW
>>254537025
>>254536983
>>254536973i just found out about ctrl+s, i used to do it the manly way.
>>254538036
Oh fuck I didn't see that
Why the literal fuck
>>254536790
You can use the taser in Human Revolution to do the same thing. Cameras too.
>>254537908
And there's literally nothing wrong with that either. /v/ is shit and 99% will circlejerk over the same bait and more people means more unique gay sleepover stories. The only reason to visit /v/
>>254538003
not in sapphire.
Originally in Doom I thought you inputted cheat codes by pressing down all the keys for the code at once
>>254534954
I went through most of the game without realizing that bashing any button added addtional damage to attacks, I thought you had to tilt the analog because the animation button had no symbol on it
itt: reddit, summer, casuals
>>254537908
Honestly, considering the current state of /v/, new people not learning to do like everyone else is less decreasing quality and more diluting the stupid.
>>254538176
The elite four is different in Ruby than in Sapphire?
>>254538232
le oldfag faec
I didn't know you could drift until MKDS
>>254538292
You can find the icehead sure, where do you encounter snorunt however?
>>254538380
I think you need to re-read my posts.
>>254538380
Shoal Cave. Surf north from Mosdeep.
>>254538202
But all the codes have IDD and you can't press two D keys.
>>254536613
>mfw 4chan doesn't like mobile uploads
>>254538454
>But all the codes have IDD and you can't press two D keys.
Haha wow, I meant all the codes have ID and then there's IDDQD. Not sure why I'm retarded.
Still, if you were cheating in Doom, you must have known IDDQD. You can't press D two times. Or three times, wow I can't count either.
![dk64[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nSkFLUy.jpg "dk64[1].jpg")
I didn't know you could still 101% the game by getting 75 bananas for each kong on every level anyway compared to 100.
I spent 100 hours in Xcom EU without knowing how to progress in the campaign. Every time i went to the satellite rooms i didn't notice the objectives message at the bottom.
>>254538176
>It's shit so we might as well continue to make it shit!
I swear, you faggots from reddit only come here to shitpost because you can't do it over there with your precious uboats and karma. Fuck, I don't care if you faggots come and try to be a part of the community but at least lurk more you fucking cunts.
>>254534248
THAT
KEY
THAT FUCKING KEY ABOVE THE ENTRANCE
I spent over an hour looking for that son of a bitch.
>>254538454
>>254538579
I wasn't a very smart child.
>>254537903
I beat Megaman X without finding out about health upgrades
>>254538481
>no filenames
>have to spell out the spoiler tag
Suffering
>>254538036
why would they be on any axis? what axis are a and b on then. fuck you xbaby go home
>>254534846
Glad I'm not the only one, holy shit they really do look like socks.
>>254538036
>y before x
>b before a
>>254538232
>stop having fun
>>254538645
no, you a just a liar.
>>254538759
>xbaby
But the GameCube got it right. Quit being so paranoid.
>>254538909
>We're retarded as fuck and don't know shit about shit
>Haha, so much fun guys! Everyone else is just jealous of how much fun we're having!
>>254535905
>>254535719
They actually are married. Tifa is NTRing barret
I felt for the gamepro ruse and beat all the clones in Smash Brothers Melee to unlock Sonic. It took me a whole week.
This is a pretty recent one, but there's a point in Chaos;Head where the MC makes a comment about "I wish someone would push a reset button on my life", then there's like a minute pause before he says "I guess something like that wouldn't happen". But on my first time through I took the line and lack of any more text to be a prompt to restart the game, so I replayed all the way back to that point thinking something would change.
>>254532973
that's fucking unforgivable, dude
>>254538447
Wasn't required.
I played this game 5 times over as in starting a new game and never encountered it.
Well I have by now, but not in a gen 3 game that wasn't emerald randomizer.
>>254538430
And you need to reread mine.
>>254538664
It's the most comfy way to browse though, so I'll endure it. Wii u gamepad is 2nd comfiest
>>254538632
it's shit because you have unrealistic expectations from this place. Just ignore and move on.
>>254539050
I think you completely missed the point of this thread. You must be fun at parties.
>>254539176
Jesus christ you're so fucking retarded
The face of reddit in /v/
The third elite four member uses Snorunt's evo
I used to think that Cut was a grass type move and tried to teach it to grass type Pokemon to use against Water types
I could never do the water dungeon (first one) in OOT so I had to get my brother to do it for me.
I thought Ash Ketchum was ash ketchupI didn't realize Pliskin was big boss
>>254533634
I thought Professor Elm's classic sprite had a weird helmet on his head, instead of a receding hairline.
>>254539154Raiden, turn the game console off right now!
>>254539602
...it's not?
I didn't know how to block in dark souls. I thought the only blocking mechanic was parrying.
I got good at parrying. And then learned blocking.
The game got way easier.
>>254535149
You know, this should be really dumb but the chilidogs explanation makes it circle around to making a weird kind of sense, for a kid at least.
>>254539440
yeah, reread my post buddy.
>>254539682
It's a Normal Type move.
>>254539631
Man, I always thought it was a bitchin' mohawk, and he was wearing sunglasses.
>>254539070
And why is Barret okay with it?
>>254535149
Bait of the year. Someone screencap.
>>254539631
Isn't he only in his early 30's or something.
Being a Prof must be hard stressful work
>>254539778
But the game *literally* gives you a shield and tells you to block on the first enemy. The fuck anon.
>>254539872
What the fuck is he gonna do about it, Cloud could kick his ass
>>254532301
I never got the significance of Tails' real name.
Miles Prower = Miles Per Hour
>>254539818
Fucking christ you little shit, okay, here's what I assume happened
>Fag1:You encounter Snorunt's evo line no matter what
>You: Not in sapphire
>
>>254539818
I'd agree with him, you are the retarded one.
>>254540053
i got hit so hard I lost a whole hex code!
>>254539412
>going to parties
I dunno how the fuck I saw it like this, but I used to think Red's sprite when battle started was him sitting down.
>>254539602
I thought potions were magic potions that would make my pokemon more powerful, and I repeatedly tried using one on my completely healthy bulbasaur.
I also got upset when I caught my 6th pokemon and it got transferred to "someone's pc". I thought someone hacked my pokemon and went around the houses trying to find the pc which had it.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W1528vF.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
You can give the troops on your team orders as if they were your men.
>>254540184
>I also got upset when I caught my 6th pokemon and it got transferred to "someone's pc". I thought someone hacked my pokemon and went around the houses trying to find the pc which had it.
>>254540184
That's adorable.
...assuming you were a kid. If this was like last week, I think we gotta talk.
ITT girls
right?
>>254540076
Your brain didn't immediately go to Miles Per Hour, or do you just not understand why they call him Tails?
Because, you know, he has 2 tails.
>>254540463
Can't be, people are talking about playing games
looks like I wasn't the only one but I kept spin attacking the giant bug in twilight princess. I'd hit all the limbs but I wouldn't 'beat' it
or like if you were supposed to spin attack then I was doing the B thing.
>>254540180
I thought he was just a fat kid, like Cartman.
>>254540184
Damn, that would be an interesting Team Rocket plan if they attempted to steal your pokemon through the transporting of them from a full party.
>>254539872
nigga cloud is swinging a sword around that juding by it's size should weight about as much as a fucking train and he's swinging it around like it's made out of paper. I have no Idea how cloud can even swing it because I'm pretty sure any momentum would just lift and carry the little faggot trough the air.
Wouldn't be surprised if Cloud could lift Thors hammer
>>254540180
>>254540515
>2 tailsI always thought he had three
>>254540523
but they play the games like women
In World of Warcraft, I didn't know you had to type /1 to talk in the regional channel. I just said everything in the local chat and thought I was talking so everyone could see. I cringe when I think about the possibility of people close to me seeing me talking to myself answering the zone chat.
>>254527731
>I thought this little guy was a gen 3 mon. I didn't see him in gen 2..
same with skarmory
>>254540515
The first one
>>254537392
Skyrim is just a piece of shit. I once spent an hour combing through a dungeon looking for the claw. Of course it was right next to the door. Silly me thinking exploration would actually be necessary.
>>254540390
D'ont fuck with me dude
>>254540585
>2014
>posting an image that says it's 2012
I'm not really sure why, but I always thought that the pokemon trainer in gold & silver was supposed to be a detective
>>254540887
I'm not. You can totally do it, and they will listen.
I never knew how to equip weapons in Bayonetta until just before the first Jeanne fight. I'd played Devil May Cry 1, 3 and 4 prior to that.
