>most common weapon in the game is also the best one.
>terrible weapon is later made amazing if the player uses it enough/hangs on to it
>Worst armor looks the most practical, nicest, and simple
>Best armor looks like shit, un-practical, and usually straight out of a 13 year old's deviant art page
>>254253772
>random bit of trash you find early gets upgraded to best weapon in game if you talk to an npc
>Glass Armor
>>254254642It's not actual glass
>>254253772
>best weapon in game can be found on first level
Oh man do you guys remember when 4chan found out some website accidentally put OP's full picture on their orderform so you could get it on clocks and cups and stuff? It was like "Deedeedee eating..." or...drinking or, I don't remember what it was called. People posted pictures of the shit they got with Deedeedee cumming all over waddle doos, it was the greatest thing.
>>254254476
Fucking Cave Story.
>>254255034
Also Fallout
>>254254642
It's malachite you fucking negroid
>>254254642
There sure is a lot of tripfags and namefags on /v/ lately
http://youtu.be/YgHNtzxO0y8
>non-weapon in first area does just as much damage as the best weapon to the final bossthis is a bug tho
>>254254938
What?
>>254253772
>King Dedede drooling while eating
Anyone have screenshots or pictures of the merchandise for this?
>>254254938
yep, it was on amazon, and a lot of people bought some of the stuff and posted picturres days later, too bad 4chanarchive is gone it was there
>getting the 3 best weapons together and making them into the actual best weapon
>most powerful weapon in the game is also ugly as fuck.
>>254255864
Wasnt it Sears instead of Amazon?
>you get the best weapon after beating the game
>>254255630
>>254255642
KING DEDEDE DROOLING WHILE EATING
It was a while ago so it's hard for me to remember, but you know how there are a lot of sites where you can order cups or clocks or shirts etc etc with a custom print on them? Like you can upload a picture of an anime girl or something clever and they'll make it and send it to you?
Well this one website had some of their own custom stuff, and one of the pictures was "King Dedede Drooling While Eating". It was actually NOT king dedede drooling while eating AT ALL, and it was actually a hentai picture of him cumming all over some waddle doos. The site had no idea they had accidental pornography.
So 4chan finds out about it and orders a ton of shit with dedede on it. I remember one in particular was a clock with the picture on it, it was fucking magical.
>the most powerful weapon in the game can be obtained right at the beginning.
>>254254476
>broken armor
>broken spear
>broken sword
>broken bow
>mfw I held onto these and got an item later that turned them into some of the best weapons in the game
>>254253772
>>254254883
>what is the pole-arm in MG:R
>>254256035
could be, now am not sure anymore..
>>254255919
>The coolest-looking weapon is also the weakest
>One of the most amazingly versatile and powerful weapons in the game/series
>You cannot for the life of you figure out how to use the damn thing
>Extremely powerful gun hidden in a secret in the first level
I love old Doom-era shooters for doing this.
>>254256524
>>254256129
Ah, back when /v/ was fun.
>>254254938
>>254256129
THE CLOCK MAN THE FUCKING CLOCK
sorry for picturelink but I don't wanna get banned for posting dedede drooling from his penis
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/thumb/9/9f/Dededeclock.jpg/800px-Dededeclock.jpg
>>254254938
>>254255642
>>254256129
found it
encyclopediadramatica.es/King_Dedede_Drooling_While_Eating
>>254254938
It was on the sears site; "King Dedede drooling whilst eating".
>>254256556
Also, I found this monstrosity looking for VarSword pictures. Good lord I thought this shit was just /v/ ironic shitposting.
>Dragon's Dogma
>Rust weapons are starting weapons and do shit damage
>Upgrade them
>My face when
>most common/generic/starter weapon is the easiest/most comfortable to use/fastest
>>254256801
Dear lord
>>254255871
terraria?
>you can inexpensively perform a shockwave attack that knocks weaker enemies back or outright disintegrates them if upgraded enough in the middle of a combo
>>254257935
Yup
>Excaliber 2
>>254253983
>>254255034
>first weapon has 3 different upgrades/trades
>you can only get one
>Ultimate weapon is an overdesigned piece of shit with great damage
>Original weapon is baller as fuck and has miniscule damage
I want this to stop.
Also, all if not most RPGs/MMOs these days should have a feature that allows you to fuse armor together for looks or stats. I heard Tera does this, is that right?
>weapon is a giant bell hammer
>it makes standart hammer sounds during your attacks
>>254255871
Didn't that happen in tales of phantasia? Or was that two swords and one dohickey?
>>254255871
Dragon Quest 8?
no nvm that was the 3 best bows, not weapons in general
>>254258569
>Weapon is giant horn hammer
>It makes various horn noises depending on the weapon style
>>254258521
Final Fantasy XIV, WoW also do this
>>254257707
IT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD MAN
I only wish I could have gotten some dedede cuff links as well
>>254258515
>cave story
>starting gun has different upgrades depending on who its traded to
Feels good. Snake is fun.
>most of the starter weapons are just as good, if not outright better for some situations than late game stuff that needs huge money and stat investments
Most of /v/ seems to swear by Bear Killer revolver but the starting anti-material rifle has a scope, larger magazine and is better at killing very late game enemies like interceptors or heavily armored agents.
>game lets you customise your armor to make it look like the weakest one
>it does not let you do that for weapons
