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So /v/ whose your vehicle-fu?
>>254243925
I love the helicopter controls in Bad Company 2, I don't know why they had to shit on them in Battlefield 3.
The Black Eagle MBT is criminally underrepresented. That said, Me-109.
>>254243925
People can shit on Halo's ground combat, thats fine, its a slow as fuck console arena shooter.
But dat Warthog man, dat bouncy suspension, dat ability to take an explotion, flip 3x in the air, land and keep going. I fucking love it.
Its fine tuned to cause as much silly stupid bullshit as possible, have your friends giggling like retards, and get you from a to b.
>>254243925
>>254244606
>posting 4's lawnmower
>>254243925
In all Bf games my main vehicles were tanks.
my personal fav was this guy
>>254244337
you can change the controls so its like Bad company 2.
thats what i did
>>254244779
I never played 4, just posted the pic.
What was wrong with it?
>>254244998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QymTjYD66E
>>254244574
How to win infected gametypes:
>get in warthog
>approach enemy
>swerve right
>swerve left
>repeat until all are splattered
>>254244869
Really? Was that a PC thing only or what? I played BF3 mainly on console.
>>254243925
I remember seeing this for BC and was hype as fuck we were going to get that missle launcher in mp and we didn't same for the blackhawk
I'm not sure if I have an overall fav but
BF:MC2 the bradly because it had that fucking gta missle rekting Hinds all day
BC: Apache nearly
BC2: same but with the lack of small arms being able to effect it you were nearly unstopable and it had rockets which made it better than the HIND-D ( 2x blackhawks with reps on islas was OP though yeah you remember that shit )
BC2:Vietnam Huey for anyone that played it obvious radio reasons and references to a certain movie about jarheads
BF3: Pre-nerf Mi-28 w/ xtra armor even if it was slow, patch glitched mi-28 with AC-130s 40mm
BF4: any attack jet 30mm is beastly now
ACE COMBAT: Su-37 armor AND maneuverability
ArmA: love the mini sub for some reason even though it doesn't blow shit up or does anything really but transport it's simple and fun I guess
Destiny: the pike I like that "dash" thing you can do with it to dodge incoming fire (sparrow honorable mention for obvious speeder bike ripoff DAT SOUND)
>>254243925
this little guy
I love taxiing teammates deep in enemy territory and providing close air support.
>>254244869
He's talking about the circle straffing probably Helis in BF3/4 don't allow it as easily as that did in BC you can still do it but it's much slower and if you pivot too much you crash
>>254243925Tanks in general
>>254245536
Yeah that's what I was talking about, I loved doing the circle strafing mainly in the Black Hawk since you can let teammates spawn and have the gunners wreck shit while you dodge all the missiles by ascending and descending repeatedly.
>>254245459
>I love being a cheap piece of shit with two reps and being almost invincible and beating out attack choppers and jets (that i'm suppose to lose to btw) and infi with ease
>>254243925
>>254244337
BC2 was babbies first helicopter control setup.
BF3/4 is a more realistic approach that gives you way more control and is more rewarding when you learn how to use it.
>>254243925
sup
>>254243925
there will never be another star wars game where you can fly this ;_;
>>254246102
Yeah I got used to it over time I just liked the simplicity of Bad Company 2 in all. I still remember the first time I played BF3.
>operation firestorm
>spawn at RU base
>get in heli
>wait for gunner
>gunner gets in
>ascend
>immediately flip over
>kills both of us
>get message
>"never fly again, kid"
The Stiletto on Freelancer which I think is a bandit ship.
>>254246480
You should play Desert Combat.
That has the best helicopter physics of all BF related games.
BC2 was retarded, to console(babby) friendly, and you have to be a fucking retard to crash them.
BC2 was also where it was the most frustrating to fly due to helis never getting higher than a kite before the invisible rope held them down.
BC2 is almost as bad as BF Vietnam when it comes to flying.
Desert Combat is fully manual, let go of the throttle, you fall. Tilt to the left, you crash unless you manage to tilt it back because it's not gonna do it for you kid.
>>254247535
I forget what that long ass dick it has on its face do. Was it radar or laser targeting? The drone copters has it too.
>>254247824
That's a refueling probe.
>>254245903
>playing retarded games that let you do this
>>254247824
Refuelling?
>>254246431
But anon, Battlefront 3 is currently in development! Surely EA won't fuck it up that badly right?Right?
>>254247824
flame thrower to grill parachutists
>>254247535
what game can you fly that?
>>254248029
Dice is very inconsistent with the quality of their games so even if they weren't with EA I would still be worried.
>>254248273
ARMA 2
>>254248173
This is an excellent idea. Why are there no flammenwerfer copters?
>>254246431
>Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)17:56:04 No.254245459?>>254245903
>File: md-ah6-mh6-little-bird_3.jpg (74 KB, 800x679)
>>>254243925 (OP)
>this little guy
Battlefront 2 nigga
russian tanks make me hard
>>254248549
Jesus. Your browser is having a seizure, man.
>>254247535
I hope you don't plan on living for long.
>>254243925
>teammates are battling rebel
>I show up in this
i miss star wars games
>ctrl f
>no panzer iv
>>254249003
It actually has a nearly spotless record compared to the amount of sorties it has flown. You stupid faggot.
Someone called for a earth shaker?
dropships make my dick hard.
always loved the pelican from CE
was pretty pissed that in none of the halo games you could fly them without the use of easter eggs or glitches.
you think bungie would have made a fucking level around the use of one.
>>254249479
Sure, and the Super Sabre and Starfighter have an impeccable service record too.
>>254249660
halo 4 has a pelican mission
>tfw glorious railgun
This beautiful fucking machine beast right here. Just you try it, spandex.
Second place would be shared by the Blackhawk in almost any game and the Pelican (Bungie's version) from Halo.
>>254249660
Mah nigga. Dropships are best ships.
>>254249820
Yeah, but it was that hideous one with a fucking spartan laser taped to the side and didn't even have full flight controls like a real Pelican.
>>254249695
You are seriously fucking retarded dude... Over 100,000 flight hours and one fatal crash in a decade.
>>254249979
Oh boy, oscillating turrets.
>>254247535
>>254248273
was flying in it today
>>254245459
Blackhawk down made me obsessed with everything you just mentioned. I wouldn't even mind being shot down in games because I'd get to have a dramatic last stand against overwhelming odds.
ArmA and Battlefield have always been good for those kind of moments.
>>254250291
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accidents_and_incidents_involving_the_V-22_Osprey
:^)
>>254247535
>>254250404
always wanted to get into arma but im pretty intimidated.
I played the beta and the controls were pretty overwhelming.
if arma 3 worth getting or should i jsut play arma 2?
The AH-64 always treated me well in Arma 2. Thing is baller with ACE installed.
>>254250786
control-f "killed" 3 results in 20 years
>>254250919
The new IL-2 looks so neat but fuck their practices. And having the 190 as preorder bonus is unforgivable.
You fags don't even know what this feels like
this fucker in ace combat
always get a raging stonk on when I see it in any other game, like World in Conflict.
>>254250919
I always preferred the E-4. Then again if I had to pick a planefu from that era it would either be the Folgore or the P-40.
>>254251287
Is that from WT? I don't remember what it looks like withgrass.
>>254250919
Always feels good to fly a German fighter.
>>254251163
Yeah, but they knew the Fw-190 is my 2nd runner up German planefu so I had to have it. Comes out this Friday if all goes well.
>>254251379
P-40 is up there in my American planefu list. Devs haven't flat out said "no" to including lend-lease planes in the future so maybe we'll see it in the future.
>>254251620
Fw-190s are great
>>254252004
I really need to get into the new IL2. Fuck it's expensive as tits, though. Never liked the 190s.
>>254251620
>>254252004
Mein negers
tfw games always use the shitty Abrams and not this beauty
>>254251378
My nigga that planes only second to the F15 MTD. Seriously though how can one plane be so based? Sexy fuselage, dat top speed, can fuck air and ground targets with ease. Shits perfect in all regards.
>>254252004
And I guess once it comes out there will never be a way to get it again. When will IL-2 be fun again, with mission editor, mods, and silly shit resulting from combinations of both, like the Air Pirates campaign?
>>254251378
>yo buddy still alive
>>254252145
Name a game where you can actually drive it. Don't even think about citing Wargame, I said fucking drive.
>>254252574
>beauty
She got deflowered by RPG-29s.
>>254252341
It's 54 bucks right now if the La-5 also means nothing to you.
>>254252654
I think they're selling the Fw-190 and La-5 separately for the standard copy.
>>254252792
i do combat onsecond lifeand its being built now. the model is beautiful, scripting is being done now.
>>254252938
>I think they're selling the Fw-190 and La-5 separately for the standard copy.
I guess using the Rise of Flight engine also means going in full kike mode like the RoF devs. That said I really have to give that a try.
The magrider of course!
>>254246042
brofist
>>254249489
SHATTER THEIR SKY
I love planes with big cannons.
>>254250837
well for vechile controls you not really they don't teach you but you can easily set it up in the new VR update so you don't kill friendlies so yeah get it
>>254253162
They haven't started charging 5 bucks for a gauge yet so maybe they won't go full jew this time
any other answer is false
>>254252574
>riffled not smooth boor
how's that thin armor treating you faggot?
no amount of tea drinking is going to get that in over M1 master race
>>254253885
Hah, enjoy your engine fires and countless delays
>>254243925
You never forget your first.
>>254253885
>he actually likes the F-35
>>254253284
Hey cool batman!
>tfw UT3 is ded ;_;
>>254252843
>>254251476
It's WOT, grass/max
>>254254062
>Google destroyed challenger 2
>1 or 2 results, mostly mistaken m1 husks
>Google destroyed m1a2
>entire page covered with shit like this
It's ok anon. Not every tank can be a master crafted work of art with its own tea-making facilities to boot.
Has there ever been a sexier helicopter?
>>254254702
>implying the Challenger 2 has seen as much combat as the Abrams
>>254254087
A Hind-D? Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?
>>254248708
>>254248708
>T-90
>not the T-64
top plebs
>>254254917
The T-72 will always be my favorite Russian Tank.
>>254254798
Comanche, airwolf.
also why do the Russians call everything krocodil
>>254254856
>being destroyed in yet another blue on blue
>combat
:^)
>>254254917
>T-64
>not the T-80UK
Guess
>>254243925
Vehicle-fu sounds retarded OP, just like you
Pic related is myAmour'd Personnel Carrier :3
>>254254798
>>254255130
That's the black shark
The alligator one is Ka52
>>254254856
They don't call it megatron for nothing anon.
best medium tank of the war
>>254255363
It's a nickname. but then they call both old and new hind that, too.
there like 8 trains called it. they fucking like crocodiles.
>>254252843
>>254254376
>>254254856
>Abrams hit by rpg from the side
>crew cooks alive crying for the great lord of burgers to save them
>challenger hit by 8 RPGs and a Milan
>crew annihilates raghead scum, drives away, switches the boiling unit on and has a nice cup of tea
>>254255392
If you like bbq's, sure.
![7155092261_a0ea3db79f_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JT7DUoJ.jpg "7155092261_a0ea3db79f_b[1].jpg")
>>254246042
>>254244340
>imblyign
>>254255949
>Muh sherman myths
>>254244337
BC2 helicopter was effectively made of tissue paper though.
Also BC2 a shit.
Also mechs are my vehifu.
>>254245156
Sounds like a monster truck more than a lawnmower.
>>254256062
>muh sherman citable facts
>>254255868
I forgot the name of the pissfilter explosions mod.
>>254255392
>best medium tank of the war
I'm sorry anon but it looks like you posted the wrong picture
>>254255808
Don't forget the drug.
I guess it reminds them of their childhood
>tanks
>>254243925
Hornet from halo 3
The RAH-66 Commanche. Pity there were only a few games that featured it.
>>254244337
The controls in 3 were more precise and better laid out. My only complaint was the shitty free look controls, but that's ok.
>>254255912
>switches the boiling unit on and has a nice cup of tea
A few minutes later the ammunition explodes
>>254248380
Napalm bombs are against geneva or somethin.
>>254255261
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91wvcl2EKos
>>254256221
Blast Core
>>254256249
Yeah if you like poor welding, and lol no radio.
>>254256249
>When they first rolled out the crew was so under trained they didn't knew how to use the radios, so they waved flags around to communicate with each other
And that's how Russia won the war by putting farmers inside tanks made out of surplus
>>254252574
>>254252837
>>254254062
>>254254702
>>254254856
>"One Challenger 2 operating near Basra survived being hit by 70 RPGs in another incident."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challenger_2#Protection
>>254256214
>implying belton cooper is a credible source
>>254243925
>>254256527
Correct, I love these damn things. And I don't usually like prequel stuff.
>>254256437
>being this mad
Waves status: ruled.
Queen status: saved.
Ameriburger status: destroyed by superior m1a2 in yet another friendly fire tragedy.
>>254254376
Gotta love me some transportan.
>>254255978
kurt pls go.
>>254256770
are you still crying about this?
there's a documentary about tanks the BBC did. they show WW2 footage of a Sherman being hit, catching fire, and one guy gets out, on fire and missing his lower leg. the other four guys died.
meanwhile a panzer iv was shown being hit. it stopped, and a fire started on the rear deck. five men got out of the tank and ran away. it's later confirmed they survived and got back to their lines
>>254256249
read this
http://english.iremember.ru/tankers/17-dmitriy-loza.html?q=%2Ftankers%2F17-dmitriy-loza.html%3Fq%3D%2Ftankers%2F17-dmitriy-loza.html%3Fq%3D%2Ftankers%2F17-dmitriy-loza.html
>I want also to add that the Sherman's armor was tough. There were cases on our T-34 when a round struck and did not penetrate. But the crew was wounded because pieces of armor flew off the inside wall and struck the crewmen in the hands and eyes. This never happened on the Sherman.
lel, the T-34-85 was a ghetto piece of shit that was only successful because it was available in large quantities
You are on the battlefield and this guy slaps your gf's ass.
What do you do?
>>254256985
>being mad that your boiler causes ammo rack detonations
>>254249820
>>254249820
>That hideous new Pelican in 4
>That twin Mi-24 bubble canopy
>That duct-taped on Spartan Laser
>The interior is massive and is two levels?
What garbage.
Rip in piss
stealth warfare is over gg no re
>>254256764
>the crew probably laughed it off while bantering over a cup of tea
>it has it's own fucking tea making facility
H-how can a mere mechanical object be so classy yet so utterly manly, guys?
robots
I always like using the BMP in games.
slavshit almost always serves me right, whether it be vehicles or guns.
>>254255978
Early Fw190s are fucking glorious. Late war armored ones are utter dogshit.
>>254256882
Yes
Yes
Yes
>dat NYEEEEEEAAAARRRRROOOOWWWWWWWNNNNN
>>254257218
because every hit on a tank ends up the same way
>>254257276
It's better than being destroyed by friendly fire, m80
>>254257491
It does for the Sherman, I think that's the point? ridiculous fuel line.
>>254248380
Are you retarded? The rotors would defeat the purpose of haivng a god damn flamethrower, not to mention you'd have to get very close.
>>254257419
Slavshit serves everyone right, even IRL. there's a reason there's more Kalashnikovs in the world than Americlaps
>>254255392
Lol good. one
>the thing about the panzer 4 is, its weak point is its rear armor. Shermans had speed so we had to get round him and put one in his rear. By the time one of them did that, the panzer had knocked out 5 or 6 Shermans"
Source: US army mechanic who worked on Shermans throughout the war
>>254257268
Forever my vehiclefu. Close second is the T-72.
>>254257530
I don't think either option seems worthwhile.
>>254257658
In the Sherman tank operator's manual, it specifically said that if the operator encountered a Panzer IV the operator was to retreat. It also says that if the operator encountered a Tiger, under no circumstances were they to engage unless the odds were better than 5:1
>>254257394
Classic British engineering
>Oi atkins you feel summing?
>I fink it were an RPG round Sir
>Nah I fink we 'it a camel
>implying this wasn't best tank that saw combat in WW2
It's a literal behemoth
My opinion is an objective fact,
all other opinions are wrong
>>254249660
Supreme Commander has the best fucking use of drop ships imo.
Not only are they cool as shit to watch they also are completely necessary for large maps.
>>254257480
Makes your arse pucker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZZ504TGDpE
>>254257881
>>254257658
nice sources
>>254257958
honest question for anyone who's ever been to a tank museum:
can I climb on/in that shit? because that is literally all i want
>not flying your vehiclefu with your broI miss you bro :(
>>254257958
That's not a jagdtiger.
>>254258103
I believe so, yes
This is from experience at rail museums, so I don't see why it'd be different
>>254258079
look up a PDF of the Sherman tank operator's manual and prove me wrong
I'll wait
Bitches don't know about my Challenger 2's
>>254257958
Nice waste of money there, Bernd.
>>254254798
Plenty.
That's one ugly mother
Literally the best fucking machine in the whole galaxy.
>>254257218
>Implying the same thing happens every time a tank gets hit
>implying the panzer IV doesnt have an extremely vulnerable ammo rack behind the driverThe sherman does too, however that was partially fixed with introduction of wet stowage
>implying the panzer iv didnt catch fire just as much as the sherman due to having the transmission in the front
>>254257658
Thats the panther you retard, also >implying belton cooper wasnt full of shit
>>254257958
Great tank tovarisch ))))
>>254257643
Counting the cheap imitations without pure slav wood and steel?
>>254258117
>there are ww2 game fags who still haven't played 1946
>>254257908
>blimey! was that anuvva facking RPG or anuvva camel?
>I think it was ur mum, m8!
Atkins just can't catch a break.
>>254256916
It's the sounds and all the guns it has
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbBpme3zajQ
>>254258325
The blue falcon is average at best, it has the best fucking pilot in the galaxy, though
>>254258269
I hope you don't mean that amerifat piece of metal
My tankfu, leave it to the Brits to improve upon our tanks and make them equal to the enemy's thanks to that glorious 17lber they put in.
>>254257658
That would be Tigers. Panzer 4 was by no means impenetrable to Shermans from the front.
>>254258269
>Tacticool merican engineering
Please stop
>>254258103
No, but if you pay extra they would probably let you. Contact the museum and ask, m8
>>254258215
>>254258240
>>254258387
>>254258269
You call that a gun?
>>254258537
Oh I do mean these glorious hovering arsenals of democracy.
>>254258045
I can't imagine a life where I would hear that, then shortly afterwards someone would die
>>254257643
No dumbass the reason is they are cheaper and went into development before stoner got his system mass produced
in the period of time though A TON of countries took up the M16/M4 platform and many have modeled their weapons from those platforms
quality > quantity
>>254258740
Russki helos are downright ugly, and they all look fat and bloated.
You see this fucker rolling down your street.
What do?
>>254258387
>transmission in the front = fires
Wargaming please go and stay go.
>>254258223
burden of proof is on you
btw I don't need the manual, the Panzer IV has pathetic frontal armor (80mm RHA unsloped) even the sherman with the short 75mm cannon could penetrate it frontaly from up to 500 meters
I have a fetish for fictional tanks
>>254258079
My apologies. I got my source and quote mixed up.
It was worded differently and from a military historian. Here. At 5:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLG2HPanmu8
>>254258884
Even the Swedes have good taste in helos, too bad they will never use them in anger because they would surrender at the first sign of conflict.
>>254259002
what's the point?
>>254258880
>Vietnam
>American soldiers would willingly throw away their M16s to capture AK47s from dead Vietcong
Quality > quantity is right brother
>>254258491
>not knowing about BUUUURSSTA FIAAAA
>>254258703
Is that the South African Hind that was in BC1?
Honk honk motherfuckers.
>>254258994
>prove me wrong fucker
>here you go, the name of a document that is easily findable on the internet
>i'm not reading all that shit fuck you you're still wrong
sure showed me
>>254258673
Brickhouse.
>>254258869
Imagine the invasion of Poland.
IIRC there were hundreds of those bombing Warsaw. Imagine hearing that constantly without a break
>>254259024
>history channel
nope
i love my humveefu and her sisters too!
gets you around relatively fast and can pack a punch too
not to mention all the not shown models
>>254259308
>that denial
>>254259336
mine machine
>>254259048
Think of it like 2d, but with tanks instead of sluts.
Rafale's are extremely underrated.
Airborne's best friend
What happened to the great age of simulators ?
>>254258925
>topol m
M-mah nyugga
>>254259456
>K:D ration
Speaking of, didn't the Germans often open fire on themselves because they were so jumpy and poorly organized?
>>254254087
4 O'Clock. Enemy Hind. 800.
I wish I had bros to play Arma with.
>>254259637
don't make me say it
>>254258925
shoot the crew, it literally doesn't even have armor.
>>254258994
>the Panzer IV has pathetic frontal armor (80mm RHA unsloped)
20 less mm than the Tiger.
>>254259456
Next there's gonna be someone going "American crews never had this problem"
>>254259634
Bikes are fucking hilarious on Heroes & Generals
>>254259265
>almost identical to the Tiger B
you still have shit taste though
>>254259293
there's a book called Panzer Commander by Col. Hans von Luck
He took part in the invasion of Poland and stated that as the POWs were marched past the rows of panzers, almost all of them knocked on the armour and looked shocked
The Poles had been told the panzers had to be made of cardboard because something made of that much iron couldn't possibly move
>>254257218
I know the exact video you are talking about and you are so fucking wrong. Nearly all of the panzer crew was killed in that incident by a Pershing that engaged them. The E2 and E8 models of the Sherman were pure rape machines. With the slope in mind their armor was almost as thick as a tiger's and their upgraded 76mm had better armor penetration than the 88 with the better American ammunition. Combine that with superior reliability, mobility, speed, communications, and ease of logistics and you have a clear winner... faggot
>>254259758
that can be arranged
you talkin arma 2 with ACE & ACRE on it?
>>254259732
Oh no. One... is down. This is two. Taking Command.
Operation Flashpoint was the best game.
>>254259637
novalogic games pretty much got their lunch eaten by the ace combat series, they were never very simmy
>>254259002
Such a shitty design.
>>254245459
Mah nigga
>>254259637
>playing janes f18
>have nobody to play with
>dad rushes in
>places chair behind mine
>"anon, I'm your copilot!"
>he puts sheet over our heads! it's like a mothafucking canopy
>play entire missions with him giving tips and writing down radio data
Superior parenting skills.
tfw Russians build this monstrosity for nothing but bragging rights
>>254259904
I could get ACE and ACRE. I'm a total scrub though. I used ACRE for a3g, but that place is a mess and I prefer Arma 2 anyway.
>>254259637
It's not like DCS exists or anything.
>>254259848
Fuck yes, about the only other military game I know of where you can ride bikes.
Too bad the AI in Arma 2 can't ride them, they just stay there.
>>254258925
>desert combat SCUD launchers
>bf1942 artillery in general
>>254260156
FINMOD for Operation Flashpoint adds bicycles.
>>254260036
I got at least 15 games from novalogic and jane's, my dad always brought me one whenever he went on a trip, he was the best
>>254260064
in that case i will train you!
if i cant get you to a decent level of operator nobody can
add me on steamrasmus-the-kid
>>254259893
Fuck sake.
Even for Polands standards thats pretty stupid
>>254259893
>muh poles were dumb myths
You probably believe the "cavalry against tanks" charge myth too don't you.
>>254260064
is arma 2 easy to mod? i've got CO but no mods and have literally no idea how to mod it, but i'd be interested in taking part too
>>254260440
>72k results.
Would you mind sharing your profile?
>>254259867
dat gun tho
>>254260570
>muh poles were vicious, fierce warriors and only lost due to surprise myths
You're just as bad, faggot. At least I have a source.
>>254260327
Holy shit, same. One day, in brand new packaging, he slaps USAF straight on the table.
"Have fun, kiddo."
Insta-install, and then this motherfucking intro played:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JUBZ5c8Tcgo
;_;7
>tf
>>254260038
also, this
>>254260570
That picture really doesnt help your post
>>254257491
There is a reason why they upped the armor and gun with the "easy eight" and eventually crapped out the Pershing
Couldn't hurt a tiger at ANY range, and a panzer IV would be more than enough to kill one
Shit even the tankers at the time pretty much if asked would tell you that those things were death traps
