I really want her in Smash 4.
I really want her inmy dick.
>>254226696
>>254225451
Your wish is granted.
definitly wont turn into porn thread
no precedent for that at all
no
>>254225451
Honest question: why
Like I understand most people's wanted characters for Smash but why Dixie Kong
She could literally be a skin for Diddy. I love Protoman so I want to play as him, but I acknowledge it's make the most sense to ahve him as a skin of Megaman if anything, not as a separate character
>>254226696
Aren't monkeys and apes like the grossest thing to look at? Any kind of sub-human or deformed body is too looks gross to me. I'd rather fuck a horse than an ape, just saying.
>>254228450
She makes my dick rock hard.
>>254228450
Skins won't be separate charcters
>>254228609
Well somebody did and they got AIDS.
>>254228450
>She could literally be a skin for Diddy.
How? All of Diddy's attacks are character specific.
If DK gets a third rep, it'll be Dixie, even though pretty much any other Kong would be better. I fully expect a Dixie reveal which also features the Wii U Gangplank Galleon stage and K Rool stage boss.
>>254225451
I really want to smash youwith my penis.
>>254228726
"Initially, I had considered including Lucina as one of Marth’s alternate costumes. After all, she has a close relationship with him in FE:A. In such cases, even if two characters’ names and voices differ, as long as they function the same way, I assign them as alternate costumes."
Sakurai explained this in a Famitsu column
>>254228979
Dont you mean the double reveal of Dixie and K Rool as playable characters?
>>254228450
She's my favorite DKC character, and I think she could legitimately be unique. A lot of DKC itself is unrepresented, and I could see her moveset be an amalgamation of her hair, guitar, DK barrels, animal buddies, and the life balloons . I recognize if she did get in though, she'd most likely be a clone or semi-clone. Doesn't stop me from wanting her.
>>254228450
Honest question: why does everyone think she will be just a diddy clone
seriously it would be amazingly easy to create a creative, fun, and unique moveset for her.
like
upB: Hair Helicopter
DownB Barrel Pickup/Barrel Throw
BSide: That one rolling attack
B: Hair Whip
Final smash could have something to do with Rambii or with some sort of Barrel thing where you need to shoot people by launching yourself out of a barrel
That moveset was easy as shit to think of without it have anything related to diddy.
and Nintendo could easaly create a better and more creative moveset for her than what I thought of
what is it with you guys and monkey pussy
>>254229191
>>254229191
Of course not.
>>254225451
I want to smash her.
Check my 4.
>>254230124
Brilliant.
>>254230124
That's two cool mate.
>>254230124
I see it.
>>254230124
Well played
I really want to smash her in 4 ways.
could just have her as Diddy's girl version
>>254231276
Three time's the charm mate.
>>254230124
Not bad. But 5 is more than 4.
>>254230124
>>254234965
>>254234965
>>254230124
OOOOOH SHIT
CHECK MY 6 FAGGOTS
>she'd be a clone of diddie
what a retarded argument
>>254230124
>>254234965
HAPPENING
>>254234965
whats going on in this thread
>>254234965
oh fug
abandon thread
If she doesn't have a juicebox attack or taunt I'm dropping the game
6
>wanting another clone and an uninteresting character.
Truly cancerous.
>>254235971
>clone
kill yourself
>>254235971
whether you like it or not most people don't play smash for competitive play, most people play it so they could play their favorite character, they don't care if they're clones or not
Not going to happen.
Barely known, relevant or wanted character with a weak visual identity and no unique gameplay elements for a half neglected franchise.
It's just not going to happen at all.
Even the crocodile king guy would have more chances, since he's at least a villain, more visually distinctive and could provide a more interesting move set.
>>254237962
>Barely known, relevant or wanted character with a weak visual identity
Literally the third most important DKC character, has starred in 3 games in the series and was designed by the team in Rare that eventually did Banjo. Visually, she's not weak and definitely not unimportant.
>>254238497
>DKC2
>DKC3
What's the third?
>>254237207
Jesus, what the fuck does that have to do with anything.
You casualfags are so desperate to spread your awful ideology that you're just going around spamming it to random posts now?
>>254237962
>visually weak
>fucking pink everywhere
>bright fucking pink
>has a goddamn banana for a hair
>even a hat
what the fuck. Just stop talking if you're going to make up shit. Inb4 she has no character. Even DK Freeze devs realized she was her character.
Barely known despite DKC 2 being a cult classic of stickerbrush symphony alone? right.
LIterally all those things are wrong. No unique gameplay? Are you fucking that dumb to not realize what Sakurai could do with a banana haired monkey. He fucking did something with a fzero racer. Jesus. Fucking moron.
Don't even want Dixie in. I'm just sick of these stupid arguments for why she doesn't deserve to be in. If you dont like her just say so. Don't make up stupid dumb shit out of your ass. Asshat.
Seriously, fuck yourself.
>>254239951
im refering to people who want daisy in. even though she would most definitely be a copy of peach since there isn't anything else they could do with her they still want her in. same with people who want more Star Fox characters
Why does anyone think relevence matters in smash?
See: Rob, G&W, Ice climbers, Pit, Pichu. Snake
Thats not even all of them.
Don't give me that snake isn't relevent thing, hes fucking not in a nintendo party fighter. Nintendo is the key word, not fighter
i really want heron my penisperiod
>>254240668
He was only in because Kojima " practically begged " for him to be in smash according to Sakurai.
I really want to smash her on all 4s
>>254228609
I agree with you. Least attractive type of furry. If someone in this thread could post attractive simian artwork to change my mind on the subject then go ahead.
>>254228481
>human Dixie
not as cute
>>254228609
>I'd rather fuck a horse than an ape
>>>/mlp/
>>254241140
Shit taste. If that artwork could be a character I would take that in an instant.
Human dixie is way cuter. Monkey dixie looks like a fucking nigger.
>>254241098
can we have more qt Dixie pics please
>>254226696
You want a monkey stuck up your urethra?
>another thinly veiled furry porn thread
>>254241404
Better than some. looks like it's got a beard though.
Does she have the Sonic eye syndrome? Looking at her Tropical Freeze art shows her eyes have a small wedge in the middle, so I'm assuming they're just extremely close.
>>254241345
>Monkey dixie looks like a fucking nigger.
Oh no shit? Tell us more smartypants.
>>254241663
>>254241345
>Monkey dixie looks like a fucking nigger.
>he doesn't have jungle fever
>>254228609
It really just depends on how their drawn.
Like everything else.
>>254241656
>>254241770
Man, I don't know if it's just my eyes but I can KINDA see a small shadow in between her eyes. Or is it just me? If there's no shadow, she has Sonic eye syndrome.
>>254242036
they're*
My bad.
>>254242036
>>254242097
No to both of these.
>>254239369
Tropical Freeze?
>not wanting Cranky Kong
>>254225451
What the FUCK is THAT?
>Dixie
yeah nah, I really want Tiny instead of Dixie
>>254242769
A knot in her shirt so it doesn't hang down and get in her way.
>>254242769
It's her cloth retard
YOU LOVE LIZARD
MORE THAN APE!
![knot_shirt2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UrQ3T1f.jpg "knot_shirt2[1].jpg")
>>254242769
>>254242381
I'm surprised, she's usually the monkey girl people make an exception for.
>>254242860
>>254242917
>>254242769
>OP is not only a monkey-fucker, but a gay one too
What's the polite pronoun to a trans-ape?
>>254242804
>>254225451
>Not Candy
As a low tierfoot fetishfag and my love for tits, Candy is superior.
>>254243215
Ape-kin?
>>254243170
Those drawings are a bit better. I could put up with that I think.
Looks fairly SSJ4.
I want tiny kong wrapped around my slightly above average dick
>>254243383
I just noticed her fur goes all the way to her tits.That's hot.
Dixie is awesome. I loved DKC2. But would prefer K. Rool for being much less similar to Diddy.
>>254243401
That's when you're deluded to think you're part-ape. To an ape confused about its gender that would be insulting.
I want Dixie on my penis.
>>254227510
yes YES YES YES
reminder of best thread this month
http://boards.deniableplausibility.net/v/thread/252991598/
>>254234965
But 7 is even bigger than 5, faggot.
>>254247198
Get fucked.
bump
>>254249073
well those arent bumps, those technically are monkey tits
anyways what kind of movesets you think dixie kong would have?
>>254249073
>you will never get to contract AIDS from fucking monkeys that look like that
I'd be okay with shaniqua being in smash.
>>254249218
Judging from old smash bros brawl code, Dixie was supposed to glide like Pit and Charizard, but maybe her moveset would be a blend of Diddy with more effective aerial abilities. She would even be able to lift heavy objects with her ponytail like in the SNES games.
>>254249218
gods those hips...
>>254235310
Accurate gif
would take responsibility with
HUMAN NOT FUCK APE
>>254249420
>Dixie would have used gliding in Brawl
HELL YES
MAKE IT HAPPEN SAMURAI
I'll just be happy when Ridley is announced.
>dixie says all the potassium is going to my butt, anon is that true?
>implying you wouldn't an ape
>>254249239
>wanting AIDS
Have you never heard what symptoms it causes?
Besides completely shredding your immune system and making you EXTREMELY susceptible to EVERY disease, you'd sweat literally every single night because of the low metabolism levels. It's like a perpetual fever. You'd throw up every single day, become thin and pale, and develop purple spots on you.
There's no chance to say, "Ok, this is enough, I'm done now. Give me the cure." Once you got it, you're fucked for life. You can't hit a reset button and go back to your past save. EVERY day you wake up you'd be reminded that you have fucking AIDS. You'd become marked in society and people would avoid you even moreso than they do now.
Seriously, don't be stupid. I'm paranoid as fuck, I'll admit that, but AIDS and cancer give me the biggest scares on the planet.
>>254255023
Worth it
>>254255023
>you are now aware an aneurysm can happen at any time in your life even in the next week
>>254255023
>>254255023
Why do they call it AIDS if it doesn't aid you then, retard?
Catholics: 1
Protestants: 0
>>254255603
wanna go surfing anon?
>>254255376
>>254255023
>you are now aware that Zyzz, someone who was in infinitely better shape than anyone on /v/, died at the age of 21
>you are now aware you could have a heart attack in literally 5 seconds
>you are now aware you could have cancer developing inside you right now and you'd never know
>>254255768
>Zyzz
He died at 21 because of roids.
>>254255724
nah, you should eat more potassiumheheheh...
>>254254363
but i dont know how to surf
>>254255724
Singing and dancing is what's in man.
>>254256038
well THAT went wrong...
>>254228450
woah holy shit i cant believe the makers of megaman are putting a strong bad alt in
i love when devlopers reference internet stuf
>No Kremling Derail
But why?
>>254255768
>>you are now aware you could have a heart attack in literally 5 seconds
Yeah, if you've been doing terrible shit to your body.
>>254256317
it wouldn't end well
>>254256317
>>254256503
Yeah because there's only one female kremling in the entire canon.
>i dropped something could you get that for me anon?
>>254256045
i knew monkeys were good at singing but this is rediculous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isOFaYl-bdo
>>254256569
Now who said we were only posting females?
>>254256757
this is why it wouldn't end well
>>254225451
Superior sister coming through
I'm pretty sure this is how AIDS got started, guys.
>>254256581
>>254256978
>mfw Nintendo killed a good character without even knowing it
If Retro makes Donkey Kong ever again, they would not lay a single finger on her if she was in the same game as Dixie.
>>254241770
She'd make a cuteplushie.
>>254257359
It's just a little fappin', it ain't gonna kill ya.
>>254241770
Thumbnail makes her look potato-ish.
>>254243170
What's this from?
>>254257592
Well guys, this is where the fun ends.
>>254243553
>You are now aware that humans have about the biggest dicks compared to size of all apes and monkeys
>>254256581
w-why am i saving all of these
>>254258376
So that we can have another Dixie thread in the near future.
I would like to have intercourse in the heiny of tiny
>>254258789
What if tiny had adong?
>>254258243
Humans penis size is fucking massive
The only animals that have larger dicks is minks, even horses as big as they are are actually quite small in relation to their body
>>254258376
You might be into that pelt, anon.
>>254258915
I'd just pull her pants down enough to access the hole, nothing else matters
>>254259054
I thought clams or oysters or whichever had the largest in relation to their body.
>>254259943
Anon please, some of them are apes.
>>254259943
You grew up in the 90's. It has always been there, just latent.
>>254260145
I guess you can say Dixie and Tiny are under apes
>>254259664
fine, I'll rub her through her sweatpants until she blows her load into her panties. That hetero enough for ya
>>254259943
Seems like we've made a monkey out of you.
>>254259943
Jeez anon, you don't have to chimp out on us. Stop going apeshit.
>>254260425no
>>254259943
round 2 anybody?
>>254258915
>>254259134
>get a sexy monkey girl with a huge dick
>only make use of the "girl" parts
at least jerk her off you insensitive fuck
>>254261431
Sure. Go for it.
>>254261814
>>254261928
a wide hipped petite monkey loli is fine too
She would be a diddy clone and you know it.
They even gave her a gumball popgun in Tropical Freeze.
>>254262068
its time we get some assistance from under the sea
>>254261928
munki loev buhnana
Keep posting
would you fuck an alligator?
>>254262652
If it looked like a lordstevie drawing, fuck year i would
>these guys want to fuck monkeys instead of squid loli's
>>254262106
I'm sure she would be a Diddy clone but I think she would need way more work than Lucina.
>>254259860
I'm not fucking going to a site called Furaffinity. I don't have a problem.I just like a sexy monkey every now and then is all.
>>254262652
>>254262303
>Squid Girls x Dixie Kong
Someone should request this in a draw thread. Dixie gets pregnant afterwards. The result?Sea monkeys.
>>254262652
Don't you already have your own fucking thread?
>>254228609
you know humans are apes? you'd rather fuck a horse then a member of your own species?
>>254262835
>Being this much of a pussy
>>254263149
wait what?
where
>>254262835
Yeah, I refuse to get stuff from FA too.And yet I had no problem signing up for Ink Bunny. Life is funny sometimes.
>>254262835
>>254263513
>not having an account to always be updated on all your favorite artists porn because epin hate memes from 2004
grow up
>>254263627
damn nigga how did i miss that
>>254235652
>>254235115
>>254235002
>>254231407
>>254231276
>>254235456
>>254235621
>>254231095
Guys, what happened? Tell in detail.
>>254263513
>I dont want to go to FA
>but I had no issues signing up for FA Peado edition
>>254263759
probably because it was shittier thread than this one, which at least has some content
>>254264041
Someone checked his number and was correct.
>>254225451
I want Dixie too, since I am 100% sure she would be made unique.
>>254264041
They were able to predict their post ending number and people thought it was cool
It'd be like me saying "hey, my post is going to end in 4" and it ends in 4
>>254255023
>AIDS and Cancer
>Not worried about Herpes
Does anyone Have that pasta where he talks about how he'll NTR Diddy and make him kill himself?
>>254265462
that would be cool, wouldn't it?
>>254240668
Because for every non relevent character you say, people can name 6 more that are relevent.
I'm sorry, but smash bros is 85% advertising for their other franchises, and your "exceptions" don't change that.
Please enjoy Rosalina, Charizard, Greninja, Villager, WFT, Mii Fighters, Palutena, Robin, and Lucina.
>>254265775
check my 6
>>254266287
nice try m8
>>254249239
>>254228752
>actually thinking aids was first contracted by sexual intercourse from monkeys
Are you that fucking stupid or just kidding? AIDS is transmitted through blood so It's more plausible for it to be first transmitted by humans eating monkeys.
>>254225451
Why not just a skin for diddy?
>>254225451
Yeah, if K Rool doesn't get in (which is likely) I would be content with Dixie.
>this thread
Guys, I've fapped to some sick shit but it's not normal that I want to fuck a chimp.
>>254267808
It's totally fine.
>>254267808
>>254257379
>wanting the original Tiny
Pedo.
>>254257705
>Not checking the filename.
>>254268126
Okay this is not fair, I'd literally fuck anything with that body, no matter what the head was.No exception.
>>254265704
2nding this
>>254262773
I would fuck a squid loli anyday
>>254262773
>>254268987
what if it wasleonard nemoys head
>>254268987
That's the way, baby.
>>254240668
Game and Watch was actually relevant at the time, obviously not huge or anything but on top of being a big portable icon for Nintendo he also had the Game and Watch gallery games on the GBC and GBA
>>254256978
those fucking sweats man
>>254262652
I'd tap dat ass.
I JUST noticed that they've got bananas for hair. Damn I'm stupid.
>>254255958
But anon, Zyzz said it was a flu shot
>>254268987
Got a thing for hips huh?
I gotcha covered, also Vidya to boot
>>254271035
>>254271280
More vidya ladies
>>254271035
>>254271280
Aloplex isn't video game related.
>>254271035
>an anime character and a comic book character
>Vidya
It's a good pic though.
Thanks.
>>254271689
Yeah but these two are
>>254225451
I really want in her 4 smash
>>254225451
I really want 4 to smash into her.
>>254272012
Hippocalypse
>>254271489
we got him now boy's...
>>254271280
Who's the one inbetween Rena and Alopex?
>>254272390
what the fuck is this
>>254272947
>not knowing about /v/'s first ghost-fu
>>254272947
I think it's some bitch from a sonic game
>>254272390
sonic seven rings ghost girl?
>>254272947
Ghost Gal from Sonic Unleashed Sega Halloween movie
>>254255768
or you can go mostly vegan with a balanced diet (have meat or animal products as an exception rather than the rule) and you can drop the probability of developing cancer to next to 0
>>254273125
And for those of you who want some Candy
>>254273614
>>254273614
>>254273887
>eltonpot
>>254274131
Should I continue? I'm sorting files at work, this is cutting into my time
>>254274359
please continue
>>254274359
Please don't do anything that would inhibit you from doing your job.
>>254274476
>>254274647
Ok one more, closing remote connection on my PC
Enjoy anons, current favorite hentai is
I will Love You Equal to the Number of Scales that I Have!
Take that as you will
>>254274961
>>254274961
>Enjoy anons, current favorite hentai is
> I will Love You Equal to the Number of Scales that I Have!
>Take that as you will
Thanks anyway for posting.
>>254275309
People here liking the furry/scalie stuff, so posted current favorite snake futa girl impregnation double penetration hentai
>>254269214
squids probably don't have aids
For a second there I thought the bottom of the shirt was a penis
>>254275440
>>254275440
>snake futa girl impregnation double penetration hentai
That's nasty.
>>254276080
What is?
>>254262773
>squid loli
The real thing isn't even half as cute as all the fan art.
>>254275962
I love that.
We need more futa monstergirl on female.
There is a H-game called Xsoulsia with monstergirl on female.
>>254276480
I'd say anything to do with futa and impregnation.
>>254276848
There's very little futa on female, at least drawn well
I think its cause artists hate having to draw two bodies, when they've spent their whole lives just drawing one
>>254229154
>Proto Man
>functioning the same way
He has a fucking shield. Mega Man and Proto Man would play fundamentally differently. Unless you took away the shield, but then why even call it Proto Man?
>>254276970
>Rather watch a mans ass bob up and down as he fucks a woman, when you can watch a well curved female ass and toned legs bobbing up and down as she fucks a equally hot woman
Sounds like you're missing out
>>254277001
The game itself doesn't run well. I think it was made with flash.
But god I love the variety they put in there.
I'd pay for these games if there was a way anonymously
>>254277320
I hate CGI art, most of it is fucking ass
The only company I know of that puts out even anything barely worthwhile is milktank
>>254225451
>Melee comes out
>Where the fuck is Diddy and K. Rool? Maybe next time.
>Brawl comes out
>Well, at least we got Diddy. Maybe next time.
>Smash 4 comes out
>Dixie
>Maybe next time
>Smash 5
>Cranky Kong
>Maybe next time
>Maybe next time
>Maybe next time
>Maybe next time
>>254277149
>implying I don't watch a woman go lez or solo
This is not what nature intended. I already fap to furry as it is, I don't need cock slapped onto a woman. That's what strap-ons are for.
>>254277571
>nature
>intentions
>>254277571
>Prefers fake penises over real ones that the girl can feel pleasure from
Faggot.
>>254277571
Meh, to me its I want to see a woman get fucked and possibly knocked up, but hate staring at men
Futa/herm is the best of both worlds in my book
Also don't remark about what nature intends when you fap to furry porn
>>254277719
>caring whether the girl feels pleasure or not
>>254277669
Nature's only intention is to fuck your shit sideways.
>>254277719
>penis
>girl
>>254277847
Then why are you watching it?
If the woman with the fake dick isn't being pleasured, is the other woman being pleasured?
Doesn't that mean you care about if the woman is being pleasured or not?
>>254277719
Strap-ons aren't always one-sided you nincompoop.
>>254278018
>Then why are you watching it?
For my pleasure.
