Meanwhile in MEDIVEAL /v/
>>254152568
>mfw knights will actually defend this
>MEDIVEAL
u dun goofed, OP.
REMOVE THIS MY BROTHER SERVES THE MONARCHS HE SHALL HAVE YOU EXILED
Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
>>254152568
>Fucking paladinfags moralfagging this place up
>My dragon waifu is the best
>1014
>still playing Jousting games
Thou art Plebeian.
Hell is empty and the devils are all here
>>254152746
Hail?
>>254153036
Begone foul demon
>Go to SwordStop
>Beautiful wench is working the store, her husband must be the blacksmith
>Casually stroll up to here and ask if she can sheathe my blade
>She blushes
>Realize i accidentally made romantic remarks at her
>Grab the closest dagger i can find and slam it on the counter
>It stabs one of my fingers on accident
>Now covered in blood i reach for my gold pouch
>Bloody coins begin to spill out of my breeches and fall on the floor
>Start picking them up
>As im standing back up i knock over a decoration armor set
>Run out as fast as i can crying
Fucking SwordStop
My dad works for the Papacy, he says we're going to take back Jerusalem.
>>254153190
BY THE LORD YOU PEASANTS ARE SIMPLE MINDED
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
>>254153279
What shall thee do call a priest? Sucketh my taint
>>254152568
Thou art not suggesting that thy sword is greater than my axe? Thou art incorrect.
>>254152568
This game taught me the proper way to spell medieval.
>Lord brings in new priest
>priest says there's a new tax to pay
>says if we don't pay it we will suffer eternal damnation
>sounds like bullshit
>whip out bible to check
>remember that none of us on this province can read
>>254153501
>Implying
Come, good Christian.
The Saladin won't surely oppose you.
>Implying Sonius is better than Xboxicus
>Implying the Flail3 has any armor penetration
Oriental rice cuttah bein' bettah than a good broad sword? Not bloody likely
>>254152568
HARK!
THINE CASTLE HATH BEEN PROCLAIMED FOR THE KING OF THE STATIONS OF PLAY BY THE POPE HIMSELF!
HEATHENS OF NINTENIAN ORIGINS HAVE NO CLAIM HERE!
>>254154327
You serve a king of little power
Personus Computus master race.
Fucking crossbow faggots.
It takes literally no skill. I hope every cocksucker who's ever used one gets the black plague.
>>254154151
Oi m8 i dunno bout that. I ear they fold their blades a million times over. They can practically slice the air with a blade that sharp.
>>254154508
>mfw Persons Computus users will never, ever get Grand Theft Horse V
>>254152568
unga bunga firestop
>>254154508
Personus Computus is a jealous braggart and a sodomite. He shall never ever been borne of noble blood.
Sonthus the IV is the only King anointed by the lord himself.
>>254152705
OK you win, good night /v/
>>254154735
Oh Yellow faced peasant, have you not heard the news? The clerics of the star of Rock have announced a personus computus version of the religion!
Personus Computus master race claims victory yet again
MAKE RID OF THIS
MY FATHER SERVES HIGH UP IN THE MONARCHY
HE WILL HAVE YOU BANISHED
ITT: Give Castle Vidcons free ideas so he'll update for once
>>254155142
Hark?
>>254155132
Hah, I say! If i recall, Grand Theft Horse the Fourth was a very unpleasant port to the Personus Computus. What we'll be different about this one?
>>254154617
Me mother in law 'as as many folds as there are Christians walkin' 'bout ya fink she can cut air as well m8?
>the feeling when nary a maiden to call your own
If I could have a lady to court, or even some male companions to enjoy the company of, I'd likely give up archery. I only practice it to fill the void.
>>254152568
Did /v/ knows the newest leak from Nintendkingdom?
My father works to their king, so it is true.
The next Super Smash Horse will have the pope and a secret jester.
And of course,purple dragon
>>254155484
>Courting maidens
>Not joining a monastery to achieve spiritual purity and study the scriptures with your fellows and the abbot
>>254155419
And as I recall, the craftsman of the Personus Computis made modifications to make the port holy.
although being a peasant in the consoleands I doubt you understand the nature of those words.
>>254155484
Why haven't thine parents arranged a marriage for you? Soon you will be 17 and no girl will ever want to marry you.
>Duke Gabeforth Newelle will never unveil the final chapter of the Half Lyfe scriptures
>He continues to have his tailors produce absurd hats that he charges us for one chicken and a sack of grain each
Can't wait to hit 40, die, and go to Heaven.
>>254155564
PURPLE DRAGON BE TOO NUMEROUS IN GIRTH TO BE IN SMASH HORSE.
>>254155653
Those who claim to have a joyous life without a maiden or group of companions are suffering from an imbalance of humours. Your joy is fictitious in nature.
Attention naives
the villagers say ye olde Gabeneth will finally bring us the glorious third coming of Half-life!
Be merry men fondlers
>>254152568
What doth the "/" symbol represent, sir?
>>254155564
>purple dragon
You are truly the jester for telling such jokes! Everybody knows that the Shogun from the land of the rising sun sent a letter confirming that he was no more than an obstacle.
Truly these purple dragon-sodomites are the worst.
>>254155564
'Ow could they 'ave 'im in they're court? He be much to large m8
Thou maiden of choice hath had her purity tainted by none other than I, Dio von Brando!
>>254155805
Surely you must be a heretic, shouldn't you be off with the pagans worshiping your false idols?
>>254155805
Buddhist pagan detected. Leave this holly ground while you still can.
>>254155796
Egads! The Social Justice Crusaders have gotten to Biosword! There will be WOMEN in their new game!
Why does Lord Nintendius get slandered so? The Lord treats his subjects fair and just, which is more than which can be said for the other realms.
Thou are a fellow of ample size.
>>254156049
Sonilas Peasant has been discovered. Go back to your filthy kingdom.
>>254155790
>Heaven
That gluttonous fool will surely meet the fires of hell.
Truly sad to see a once great duke fall to the temptation of gold, yet still the people worship him as if he was their King.
>>254156142
for thou
Quick. Summon thine bards. The hour of the witches approaches hastily. We must prepare for ritual song "fire of the night"
HARK!
I'VE COME UP WITH SOME NEW WITCHCRAFT AND IT IS BANNED FOR CHRISTIAN EYES TOO SEE UNTIL NOW
>>254154968
Ah!, but Sonthus the IV hath none sport, only plays
I hear curious tales as of late describing one bearing the name of Sir Donte, Slayer of Daemons. Verily, it hath a pleasant sound becoming this title doth it naught?
>>254156049
>Day one
>Bread
>Day two
>Bread
>Day three
>Bread
>Day four
>New Bread
Do not fool yourself, warrior, every realm is pleb's poop, you shall wander between them
Stick and hoop is a far greater past time than story-telling!
>>254156298
Fornicate with thineself
>>254155921
We have placed an effigy of a woman's vulva atop a marble spire, taking after the Grecian practices. Surely if we pledge enough worship to this totem, we will acquire what we seek.
Soon our way of life will be the norm, and any man who does not follow suit would be treated as a leper and excommunicated!
>that feeleth when you are 20 and thus likely halfway through your life
>>254156296
Thanks be to you kind alchemist.
>>254156168
Thou are mistaken, I travel across many lands, but truly one can see the only Lord worth following is that of Lord Nintenius.
>>254156049
Have you not seen the wealth Lord Soniger brought upon his land?
At the very least, Lord Soniger nor Lord Nintendius do not employ the watchful eye of Kinecticus on their subject.
>>254152568
>Ugly women
>bad food outside of Holy roman imperial
>shit games of the video
>cold
Do you kaffir do anything right?
>>254156187
Duke Gabeforth used to be a kind and generous master. Perhaps those heathen, gold-hoarding Israelites from across the sea have ensnared his mind with their vile teachings.
>>254156296
Many thanks healer.
>>254156381
I mean to say that the spire is carved the Grecian style. That land is filled with naught but sodomites.
>>254156296
Thank thou, witchdoctor
M'lady.
*tips helmet*
>tfw vocabulary is too limed to participate in this ITT threads
playstationus vitus hath nay scrolls.
'Ave you lot heard anyfing about Sir Donte? I fink he 'as the swearing demon as he keeps yelling "Fornicate Thee!" In the streets like a soddy cunt.
>>254156049
Nintendius is a fool who caters solely to children and those foul-smelling, hefty heretics deemed "wizards"
>>254156296
Praise be, dear cleric.
Examine with thine eyes these recurring numerals
Heathens! Surely thou realise this discussion hath nothing a all to do with the original topic!
>>254156626
Stand back! This man hath the dreaded Black Death!
>>254156413
I am thinking about joining the King's Guard. It is much more optimal than lying around like some lazy peasant for ages.
I hear the maidens are drawn towards men in armor
>>254156626
Just put an -th at the end of every verb.
>>254156693
A good attempt m8
>>254156626
read more scriptures, knave
practice thy poems and recite works of literary merit
>>254156693
Ha! Surely your attempt was made in jest, instead cast your gaze upon my multiple markings!
>>254156462
I hear tale of Kinecticus being struck down, by it's own master no less!
Their master make such claims of Kinecticus's necessity, and take it down without so much of a thought.
Who are we to trust?
>>254156747
Surely if you did not live a life of sin and decadence this plague would not be upon us.
Repent.
>>254156626
Crusaders, look! We have a illiterate pleb here!
Laugh at his misery!I can't read a book
You can reach the God without the church.
>>254156296
Mercy upon you, wise elder.
>>254156693
Hah! Doest thou not recall that recurring digits were outlawed by the Knights of the Four Chans?
>>254156631
I have purchased both.
This thread be-eth shit
oy, any of you guys ever been to Turkey? I heard they got some really finerugsdown there.
>>254156631
Playstationus vitus doth indeed have scrolls. Ye must trade with Oriental merchants, but I assure thee, these scrolls are more enlightening than those belonging to the Nintendius Threedius. It is the illustrations of fair Oriental maidens what give the Vitus scrolls their majesty
>>254156693
>>254156816
Buffoons! Behold as I arrange these numerals like so!
>>254156957
Lead by no other than Sir Poole of Mootshire himself!
CANT EVEN EAT WITHOUT CROPS
WHEN IM DONE IM PULL UR CART 2
I do say gentleman. Doth anyone else have thy glorious privilege in residing in the PC Kingdom?
>>254156970
No you have not, you imbecire
>>254156883
I tip my kettle helm to thee, fellow Hussite.
>>254156693
I see not any such trickery from you, fellow, although it was a bold attempt-
however I would inquire thou to perch your look upon this, mine five.
>>254156298
nay, he bites his tongue and curses thou, Sir Donte and his chronicles hast becometh c'rrupt'd
>>254156626
Cast thee peasant into thy dungeon. Begone poor fool
>>254156957
the recurring digits may be outlawed but feast thine eyes on this five!
MOVE ASIDE, LESSER NOBLES!
Superior holy roman armor craftsmanship is here, forthwith!
I'm a jacobite
>>254156957
Dastard! This treachery will not carry on with impunity. Regard my digitus of 8 and weep!
>>254156641
While the other Lords cater to peasants with allusions of grandeur, and for the Personus Computus realm, the royals who stare at rocks from a hair's width, who daren't look at the whole picture in case they aren't satisfied with what they see, as long as the rock looks fanciful.
>>254156862
*tips mitre*
>>254156883
May you be anathema foul heretic.
You and Martin Luther should both burn.
the brawl is superior sport to the melee
those who disagree have descendent into the faggotry of tourneys
>>254157134
Pitiful attempt, every peasant knows seven is the number of the lord
\[T]/
Doth Thine even praise the sun?
>>254157109
FORNICATE THOU
HARK!
I'VE HEARD THEM YELLOW FELLOWS HAVE SOME NEW MACHINE THAT LETS THEM SWORD FIGHT BUT JUST WAGGLING A WAND AROUND HARK I SAY THAT IS WITCHCRAFT
AS I STANDETH
>>254157190
Silence thyself, for smashsodomites are the worst of their kind
>>254157141
But alas, Sonius and Kinectus behold rocks as fanciful as Personus Computus
>>254157051
Surely, you jest! Lord Iwata and Ninkingdom treat their citizens with honor and respect!
>>254157000
Thou has not the gall to post the forbidden image.
COULD MOZART STILL DRAW BREATH?
>>254156425
Lord P. Cornileas Is true lord you knave. While you travel along in carts and live in mud houses we excel in our wondrous machines and contraptions.
>>254157281
I BECOME ENRICHED WITH THE KNOWLEDGE
>>254157190
Neither the brawl nor the melee are TRUE sports at all! The quarrel of the streets is a true sport!
>be aborigine
unga ook unga ook
>>254157323
What the 4 realms is a Mozart?
>>254157109
THE WITCHCRAFT OF HOMOSEXUAL IS POSSESSING YOU BURN THE FAG AT ONCE
>>254157109
>my portrait when rome will never ever conquer briton
>>254157281
ON THY PRECIPICE
>>254157378
That you and i posses similar qualities
>>254157308
>Partaking in activities of the orient
>>254157256
Foolish knave, the numeral we seeketh is none other than that of four!
>>254157269
Dost thou hoist nary a stone, knave?
>>254157323
Of course he does, I saw him perform last night you serf.
>>254157378
THOU ART SIMILAR IN TEMPERAMENT TO MYSELF
T'would be fair tae admit that Lord Riddley is unfit to represent House Metroidde in the upcoming Majestic Joust Brethren event the IV. With his stature alone shall he trample the competition, and was previously observed performing in the offstage.
>>254157475
What a cunt
>>254156631
>Pvrchase Playstationvs vitae
>It only hath far east art scrolls
Begone with it into the rubbish
>>254156219
Fuck that's hot.
CDXX et blazi faggus.
>during the time of the First Crusade to take back Jerusalem from the heathen scum
>continuing to indulge in such base pleasures as participating in children's sport
Nintedussodomites evacuate thineselves
>>254157051
Being of the kingdom of Personais Computus is certainly most joyous!
Why the most abominable rumours from the sprawling kingdom of Merrimentstation reach mine ears! the poor fools have to pay tax in order to communicate across the ether! No merriment is to be found with companions w'thout paying the kingdom!
Myself being safe within my personal tower, I shudder to think of th'most unfortunate souls!
>>254152568
uga buga me rock man
me throw spear
go rock den go tree den
>>254157017
Solely if you adore poorly written scrolls that tell the tales of verily young maidens and nothing more.
![chinese-man-laughing[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XXVeOQK.png "chinese-man-laughing[1].png")
>mfw filthy europoors will NEVER EVER get my chinese gunpowder
>>254156296
Praise be to the physicians!
>>254157051
They say that the Kingdom of Xboxiar keeps a full days watch on their peasants, never leaving the sight of the guards in fear that they may revolt from the increase in taxes.
Troubled times are ahead my friend.
>>254157446
Stupid British citizens. They think they have their freedom, and the lot of them are lazy and rarely have a weight less than 200 kilograms!
How doth that knight of the wind sir sonic fare these past moons? Hath his tales of glory ceased?
>>254153381
not bad
>>254157723
Return to thine Japanese scrolls, filthy Chinaman.
Does anyone else find the fair maiden from Lord Nintendus attractive?
Not the blonde wench. The plump one. I hath no idea why they hide such a beauty.
The patriarch of my family is indentured to the sun king. That's how I know when the festivities will be held.
>>254157446
Cheereth up, good friend! Take heart in knowing that briton be a good, catholic nation now.
'ave you lot 'eard of the scriptures of A brown woman usin' the elements as weapons? Made by somfink or someone called Plat-i-num. By the king what a strange fing
>?????????????
>>254157591
>engaging solely in activity of western dog feces
Plague-ridden casual
Behold the glove I purchased from a shopkeep on Market street
he said his name was Mad Catz. Must be Flemish...
Hark! The scroll of the damaged women is by far the greatest.
Lillian art the most beautiful of the five!
>>254157723
>implicating that the technology shall not spread to all corners of the earth as all oriental technology has done in the past
It it I thou king tax collector. Payeth to me or thy shall receiveth a beating most cruel.
>>254157597
The pubes are shooped in by the insecure fags over at /cgl/
Behold! I am one of simple mind!
HEAR YE HEAR YEcheck my 5
>>254157865
Thou surely does not plan to enter battle with that monstrosity?
>>254157768
Sir Sonic was slain by no other than Knight Coldsteel of Deviantius!
>my reaction when Lord Playstonia has no scrolls
>using a Welsh castle for the OP
Disgusting
Superior medieval civilization coming through
look upon all the crossbow discussions being had at yon posting board
ye children know nothing of the longbow's glory
>>254157719
Lowly serfs such as thyself cannot understand the beauty of a handdrawn maiden, compared to the filth of a diseased three-dimensional whorepretty sure no one back then knew of spatial dimensions, but whatever
>>254157915
Begone sodomite
>>254157915
I pay to tax to the pretender king Dominus.
>>254157915
Here art my taxesplus tip
>My visage upon henceforth receiving a crossbow this morn
Thou time is up, longbow-using knaves.
>tfw no qt3.00 maiden
>using swords
>ever
What's the matter, knaves? Can't depend on the strength of your swing to strike down thy foes?
>>254157591
Ye western rats remain unbeknownst to the peril thee inflicts upon calligraphy merely by possessing such dung beliefs.
>>254157969
Leave this realm, fool!
>>254158029
only the mightiest of warriors are able to master Mad Catz ware
I do not harbor any doubt about my upcoming victories against inferior opponents
>>254157969
Silence thyself fool and leave this place.
>>254157550
Lord Sakurai feeds on the tears of peasants like yourself.
>>254158042
Fuck you man, Welsh Castles are crackin'.
>>254158136
It was merely an act!
Look at all these sword faggots hyping up the next release of their underdeveloped shit.
When will they see the truth and upgrade to mace master race?
>>254158104
Clever.
The sundials shadows upon the moon grow longer, stretching to IV. Hath thou reign of thine own livelihood?
Foolish hat traders hath pilfered my holdings.
>>254157841
I can not readeth thine lunar characters oriental!
BLOODY EXCREMENT
A MAN MOST FOUL WHO DONS THE TITLE OF GEORGE WASHINGTON IS ATTACKING YONDER VILLAGE WITH IRON HORSES
WHAT THE FUCKETH
>>254158165
Fuck off 'boyo'. Take your taffy propaganda back to swansea or some shit
Hark!
I bring with me a parchment of numerals and detailing figurines.
Should we pester ye sculptor, Timmothy, to carve them I shall host a tournament of Witches and Wyverns. I have already scrawled out a cave for young adventurers to sally forth into!
though i a bit ashamed to reveal. The fair maiden Clementine is my maiden of desire
KING PLAYSTATIVS THE FOURTH HASNOHORSES
>>254157000
Hark! thy repeating numberals are much too glorious for mine eyes to comprehend!
>>254158161
Dost thou mean Lord Nobunaga?
>>254158157
Alas it was a ruse! I was merely demonstrating my thespian ability! T'was an act all along!
>>254158181
Blast, how clever thou art!
>>254158225
Ye video games of old are horse shit.
>>254152568
Is this where all Romanian qts live?
>>254158161
Thy tears shall quench mine thirst come the day of the tournament and Lord Ridley is ne'er to be seen in the coliseum.
>>254158184
>approaching thine foes
Enjoy thine battle wounds whilst I perpetrate archery
>>254158265
Thine maiden a excrement
>>254158181
>>254158297
Ignore this man, he is not sound of mind.
>>254158081
>He thinketh we art afraid of him for his receiving of babby's first projectile weapon.
I laugh at you knave.
>>254158265
How doth taste of dung in thine own mouth?
Wel thou art not my seed however the child is robust
>my visage when reaching my two-score year and being yet to know a woman
>my visage when our Lord will reward my purity with powers unbeknownst
>my visage when such is absent from this message
>>254158265
Thou hast taste comparable to excrement
>>254158184
SNAKE, PEOPLE IN MEDIEVAL TIMES DIDN'T HYPE UP A RELEASE TO AN UNDERDEVELOPED ITEM FOR A SWORD. THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
TIME PARADOX
>>254158168
I get the joke but it doesn't really work since people don't really think about medieval europe having slaves. He should have just set it in ancient Egypt or at least the middle east.
>>254153908
Dat spook face
>>254152568
>Decide one day to purchase new weaponry to display to the peasants over my recently acquired fireplace
>Purchase thine newest longsword from thou merchant
>60 gold tokens for a longsword forged in the heart of Rome
>Blasphemy.steelpeg
>Take longsword from thou merchant whilst his back turned on me and slash his throat with it
>Return home
>Attempt to display sword but it refuses to stay on its holders
>It crashes down, knocking everything into the fireplace
>House combusts
>I kneel, sobbing into my hands while watching it burn
>Knights arrive at my door
>This_be_it.steelpeg
>Thrown to the dungeon 'til death for wrongdoings
Merchants are bringing upon the end of this marketplace!
i bite mine thumb at electricus entertainment. hath not a jew eyes? hath not a jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions?
>>254152746
>>254153190
underrated post
>>254157865
Thou have been japed by the Jewery friend!
How can any man enjoy the farcical nonsense that the Game Grump buffoon troop provides? Honestly, the whole YouTube company's caravan needs to be expunged from our domain
>>254158184
>Not wielding axes.
It's like you wish for your quarry to heal from their wounds!
>>254158297
I say that impersonating one of lesser ability is indicative of one's own shortcomings!
Why, pretending to be such is no defense at all!
>>254158506
One must always be vigilant, lest the Semites ply their lies!
I wish to frolic and fornicate alongside those childs not of age depicted in mine oriental tapestries.
>>254158457
>Thine dead eyes.
Hark! The eyes of a Jew if I've ever seen. We must warn the Knights Templar.
>>254158446
>Merchants are bringing upon the end of this marketplace!
>>>/Inquisition/
>>254152705
what the fuck did thou just fucking sayeth about me, thou dram brach? i’ll hast thou knoweth i graduated top of mineth class in the King's Guard, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret crusades on the holy land, and i hast over 300 confirmed kills. i am trained in pike warfare and i’m the top archer in the entire land of camelot. ye art nothing to me but just another sinner. i will wipeth thou the fuck out with precision the likes of which hath never been seen on this earth, marketh mineth fucking words. thou thinketh thou can geteth aroint with saying that fecal mater to me over the internet? thinketh again, knave. as we speaketh i am contacting mineth secret network of rouges across the realms and thy scroll is being traced right anon so thou better prepareth for the storm, worm. the storm that wipes out the pathetic dram thing thou calleth thy life. thou art dead, child. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can killeth thou in over seven hundr'd ways, and that’s just with mineth bareth hands. not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i hast access to the entire arsenal of the Lord's Calvary and i will useth it to its full extent to wipeth thy miserable ass off the faceth of the continent, thou dram shit. if only thou couldst hast known what unholy retribution thy dram “clever” comment was about to endue down upon thou, haply thou wouldst hast held thy dirty tongue. but thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and anon you’re paying the price, thou goddamn pompous fooleth. i will shit fury all o''r thou and thou will drowneth in it. Thou art dead, child.
>>254152836
Thoust's mother fornicates with thine self!
>>254157865
FORNICATING MAD KAATZ HATH SWINDLED ME FOR THE LASTE TYME
>that feeling when 27 and still nary a maiden
at least my studies in arcana are proceeding at a swift rate
>>254158446
Tis far better to simply test that which you desire. If it is of quality workmanshippe thou may simply pay at thine leisure
>>254158548
Quite the opposite! I hear that a swedish knight of the caravan has already earned 4 gold coins this moon!
>>254158548
Nay to this discussion of foolish clowns and entertainers!
I say it is best to experience such joys oneself, not to watch buffoons re-enact them!
>1214 AD
>Thine humovrs are most favovrable to the tomes of the epic poem Halo and therein the adventvres of Knight Errant John 117 as he destroyeth the genre of archery in the first
What hath come to pass brethren?
>>254158554
>using woodsplitting axes for combat
What are you, a peasant?
>>254158427
>>254158407
>>254158394
And i suspect your maiden is more then just a cheap harlot?
>>254156296
God's blessings be with you, holy friar
>>254157020
Such sacrilege. This is no trick young squire, you see two numbers the same in merit, repeated!
>>254158554
>Wielding a superfluous weapon
I sincerely hopes thou countrymen do not partake in this
![christa-hook-showing-an-arab-muslim-cavalryman-of-the-ayyubid-dynasty-during-the-ayyubid-crusader-war-or-the-third-crusade[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SKeYsPF.jpg "christa-hook-showing-an-arab-muslim-cavalryman-of-the-ayyubid-dynasty-during-the-ayyubid-crusader-war-or-the-third-crusade[1].jpg")
INFIDELS
LORD GABETH IN HISENDLESS KINDNESS AND CHARITY HATH DECREED THAT BREAD IS TO BE SOLD AT NOT MORE THAN A QUARTER OF THE PRICE IT HAST BEEN OFFERED BEFORE
Hither my arrival, more stoic than mine compatriots, the genitive of them! More endured than hide! You may address me as Knuckles, unfamiliar to Sonic I do not partake in guffaw.
>>254158647
>>254158506
Curses! Nostradamus warned us that a lord called Hister would burn the foul Semites
one can only hope so just a ruler makes no delay in revealing himself
>>254158757
Thou surely are not suggesting that Sir Halo was the primogen of the Art of Archery?
Why, Sir Bond of the Golden Eye was the first to recieve such acclaim; Sir Halo merely appealed to the common masses.
Hwærfor spricst þu n?wne reorde in þissum þræde?
>>254158724
The same, noble brother! Mine full wizardship swiftly approaches, a gift for ones as celibate as we!
>>254157413
NAY, THE TRUEST OF SPORTS AND OF GREATEST VIRTUE IS KOMBAT BETWEENETH THE MORTALS
YELLOW KNIGHT IS GREATEST IN THE LAND
>>254158801
I wish only to grasp the hand of Oriental maidens, for they are more pure than European slags
KING'S GUARDS ARE EQUIVALENT TO SODOMITES
>he enforces the monarchy with nary a wage
