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>>253791263
>five year olds complaining about an adult game
Cherrypicking, but that people like those exist in the world - in every corner, in every community, no matter where you look there are always morons like these - is exactly why humans are continuously degenerating. I know I sound edgy now, but they shouldn't be allowed to breathe the same oxygen. Unless killed off, they should be confined and isolated away from the actually intelligent percentage of the world.
>>253791958
>SK
>adult game
not really nigga
>>253792258
Well, I guess I exaggerated it, but since loud SJWs whine and bitch about every little thing including ecchi on a game that is in no way made for people like them (like most of /v/ in general), it should just be adult rated and contain porn as well because why not.
>>253791263
>the makers of this game wasn't actually nintendo it was people inside nintendo who did it in secret
>>253791263
But loyalty is a quality where you never question it, you just agree with what you're loyal to. So he's not "very" loyal.
>>253791958
>kid
fuck you, we all now its some landwhale
>all this free publicity
I bet the developers are laughing all the way to the bank.
>>253793245
they were
>people saying SK is softcore porn for perverted teenagers
>not realizing that it's recruitment propaganda for Japan's teenage ninja girl camps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHFr1_md3Ok
>>253791263
>they made this in secret
I don't even have a reaction face for my face right now.
>what happened to guys like you
/r9k/: Origins
>>253791263
hahaha that's a really nice analogy
i'm guessing religious americans. they aren't honest about themselves, sexually. the same people complaining about it purchased it before making those posts.
read that again but imagine all of the complaints in reverse -- that's what they're actually thinking.
>>253795671
It's the UK Miiverse. US didn't get one for Burst.
>>253795464
Is 2 getting an English release? If so, insta-buy!
>>253795806
i don't know shit about any of that. i'm guessing it must be the same thing, though.
>>253795876
Pretty much all but confirmed. The latest trailer for it was in English.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i1HWbY-HFc
>>253795671
>the same people complaining about it purchased it before making those posts
There is a Miiverse icon that shows in the posts if you own the game, and none of them have it.
Daily reminder that this isn't AO worthy but moaning voice actors is, according to NISA anyways.
>>253796689
Daily reminder that Xseed censored Burst and you're delusional if you think this will make it out in the West uncensored.
>>253797140
Already confirmed that removal of ages is the only change.
>>253797140
As long as it'sfun, then censor away. It's not like seeing less boob is going to matter.
>>253797261
And it was already confirmed that Burst was uncensored. You know, until they got called out on it.
>>253797140
muh ages.
>>253796689
this is a christian board, cover that shit up
>post in SK community
>no one would see it unless they went in the community themselves
Bunch of lying fucks
>>253795464
>yuroshits joke about senran kagura being a game while giving gone homo countless awards and recognition
I fucking hate journalism.
>>253795464
What the fuck? What magazine is this?
>>253797368
You can have your little dance when they say SV has been censored further, but as of right now that's just your own conjecture.
>>253797967
official nintendo magazine
>people play a video game because of desire fulfillment (violence, power, escapism, thinking laterally, aesthetics,fun)
>people play a video game because of desire fulfillment (sexual)( >>253795464) it is "desire fulfillment" sexist trash, and should not be made even if people are willing to buy it because I want to live in a world where people are not allowed to make anything that I disagree with
>>253797967
Nintendo UK Magazine. Same guys who put up an article about Burst when it was released where they said they never played it but are certain it's killing the game industry and should be banned.
>>253792516
But all they're doing is whining. Nobody in any position of authority is actually listening to them. Getting upset about them is literally the worst thing you can do.
>>253797703
>>253797703
It's not just that. As a journalists previewing something, you're supposed to talk about the product and not let your personal views get in the way of previewing it. This is sloppy journalism and I'm surprised a creditable editor would let that fly. Even my old high school journal teacher would not accept an article if I let my personal views distort what I was writing.
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>>253797703
In this case it's career justification. Game journalists are ashamed of their positions, so they try to raise up games that come off as having mature aesthetic while shunning those that don't. That way their friends and family won't make fun of them for writing articles about a children's toy.
You know that one episode of Spongebob where Squidward has his first krabby patty? Well imagine the whole western world is Squidward and the krabby patty is lewd video games and you've got a perfect model of the situation here.
>>253800000
check 'em
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>>253800000
That actually makes sense
>>253800000
SO IT IS WRITTEN
>>253800000
yep guaranteed replies alright
>>253800000
well said
If you dont like something you're more then welcome to say in your own head, heh that looks gross and stupid, and then move on with your life
when you go on the internet and make post after post about why you think this is so gross and blah blah you're obviously have an agenda and are basically saying people shouldn't be allowed to make this thing I dont like, and no one should be allowed to enjoy this thing I dont like.
How about fuck off? why are these people so goddamn annoying
>>253800000
QUADS GET
>>253800000
toasting in an epic bread
also check my six
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>>253800000
Guaranteed replies
>>253800383
>00000
...Quads?
>>253800000
Welp
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>>253800457
Sorry I killed the thread, guys.
>>253800000
Great post, and great repeating digits.
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>>253800000
I'm here to celebrate the gets
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>>253800000
NICE!!
>>253800000
Just came buy to congratulate you, faggot.
>>253800585
thread was shit anyway
all you can do now is post smug anime faces
also check my nine
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>>253800000
TOASTAN IN AN EPIC BREAD
>>253791958
>There has been significantly more stupid people than smart people throughout the history of civilization
>NOOOO THIS IS THE TIME THAT THEY ARE RUINING THE WORLD
just stop
>>253800000
>>253791263
>it was people inside nintendo who did it in secret
Gotta love bampersands.
>>253800782
it's people like you that ruin the gets you filthy weeb4
>>253800000
>posts like these only get quints
>any real million GETs are inane bullshit
>>253800000
QUIIIINNNNTSSSS
>>253800000
and thread derailed.
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>>253800000
ebin thread.
>>253800000
Good job!
>>253800000
quints don't lie
>>253800000
check my 2
>>253800962
i'm not much of weeb, the only anime i watched to the end is full metal panic, and it was damn good.seven
>>253800000
Came here just because of that.
>>253800000
Oof
>>253800000
At least quints was a reasonably well thought out post
>>253800000
[s4s] here
good quints :^)
>>253794705
>>253800000
I claim this GET in the name of our glorious nation, USA.
>>253800000
sick nasty
>>253800585
No tears, justquadsnow
>>253800000
this is why I dont own a Wii U
>>253800000
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>253801213
Holy shit, just now that I see that they are quints, not quads.
Congrats, anon, you deserve it
>Went to do an errand
>come back there's already 42 replies
>Heh guaranteed repl-
Oh...
>>253800000
:)
It's funny how I got banned a couple of hours ago from saiying that japanese games are too quick in sexualization and disregard gameplay too easy and yet this thread still exists. Based mods, what the fuck are you doing?
>>253800000
noice
>>253800000
Well, that was a nice thread while it lasted
>>253795464
>Ugh
They let Tumblrites write articles now?
>>253801191
Thats some cool advertising. Based nippon
>>253800000
Oh lord...
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>>253800000
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>253794705
>third party game sells well on Nintendo consoles
>outsells third party games on non-Nintendo consoles
Is this the return of the king?Of course not, home consoles don't have any hope for third party games.
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>>253796689
Why are their boobs perfect circles if nothing is holding them?
>>253801701
I really like that picture
>>253800000
SOMEONE MAKE THIS, SOMEONE MAKE THIS RIGHT NOW!
>>253801482
Fuck off and never come back. I bet you report porn as well.
>>253800000
You did it champ
Here's a thing I did
>>253801823
Because they have their own gravity.
>>253800000
oii lafin me arse off
![Gyo2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wpl94y0.jpg "Gyo2[1].jpg")
>>253800000
>>253800000
>mfw i'm getting senran kagura bust on my birthday
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>>253800000
Capped for those who care.
>>253800000
God damnit
>>25379126
>women
>dirty
You got that right
I know the threads probably gonna be nothing but replies to >>253800000 for a while but >>253801923 here
Anyone want me to draw something for them in my shitty mouse using ways? Can be anything but just know I don't guarantee quality
>>253802168
Thanks. I couldn't read it before.
>>253800000
>>253802358
This is (was) a Senran thread so you must now draw Senrans. I suggest Mirai.
>>253802396
Oh shit, I'm sorry!
>>253802358
Could you draw something Senran Kagura related?
>>253800000
AWWW SHIT
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>>253800000
Thread wrecked.
Happy boobs are here to stay.
>the makers of this game wasn't actually nintendo it was people inside nintendo who did it in secret
>>253802951
>almost no good SK yuri doujins
Why even live?
>>253800000
Train in Moscow was a noob, this thread derailed even more badly.
>>253794705
They did it again with Shinovi Versus. It was top of the US Preorders on Gamestop when it went up. Wish I had a screenshot of it.
>>253791263
I agree. People who play pedo shit games are scum and deserve to be shot.
>>253800883
>Implying stupid people haven`t ruined things all throughout history.
>>253803514
Eat your krabby patty, Squidward.
>>253803193
There will never be any because it's too lewd for Japan by default.
If you really want porn then the source material can't be sexy by default.
Doujin artists don't give a shit about those.
>>253803514
We were having a good time till this faggot showed up
>>253800000
>>253802507
>>253802523
I'm so sorry. Remember what I said about quality now.
Hey kids, can you find the hidden secret message in the photo? Here's a hint: tilt your screen back.
>>253803514
THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE LEWD GAMES
HAVE NEVER TRIED ONE
>>253803868
Don't feel so down all the time just because you're awful. I think someone needs a hug.
>>253801742
Has third party every had that much trouble on handhelds?
>>253791958
>>253803664
I think the real issue with SK is that Yaegashi Nan does such amazing work that official art ends up a trillion times sexier than any fan art. Doujins probably wouldn't have the same mix of softness, sexuality, cute, and attention to detail (that fucking crab) as official art.
>>253795464
I know most of these idiots don't have actual journalism degrees, but for fucks sake show some goddamn professionalism.
>>253804673
That's why they never show nipples. That way the fanartists have to draw them.
Why did I get blocked for ten minutes?
I was just replying to the quints, you fucking cockmasters.
>>253804971
Also because you can't show nipples in Japanese video games.
>>253805107
They're jealous
>>253796043
Oh, those goofy japs.
>>253803514
It's not pedo shit though. It's got big titties.
>>253805248
*Japanese video games on major consoles
>>253805787
>there are girls who are only 15 years old
>not pedoshit
>>253796043
>that video
I looked up SK gameplay and it looked like some beat em up similar to Double Dragon with some RPG elements.
I don't see the appeal, but to each their own I guess.
>>253806404
As a matter of fact, that's right, you fucking retard. The term you're looking for is ephebophilia.
>>253806621
>not liking double dragon
but yes, it's basically a modern day side scrolling beat em up with enough text to qualify for a VN
>>253806789
>>253800000
best thing happening on /v/ tonight
>>253806928
>but yes, it's basically a modern day side scrolling beat em up
That sounds awesome
>with enough text to qualify for a VN
That doesn't
>>253800000
>>253807160
>That doesn't
not him but there really isnt that much text though.
only a few couple of missions do have alot of VN reading, but most missions don't.
>>253800000
everything he says is now true
>>253800000
I have no idea what's going on
>>253807160
It's not so bad. The story is pretty neat once you get into it.
>guaranteed replies.thread
>>253809453
As expected of breasts.
After quints this thread is still here !
>>253809886
>doubting the powers of Happy Boobs
>>253800000
http://pastebin.com/NBHgUNpi
>>253809791
Life and hometown never fail or disappoint.
>>253801000
THE FUN NEVER ENDS
>>253810179
I bet Yagyuu is Squidward's favorite girl.
>>253810094
That looks so fucking stupid
I would just go fap to doujin instead
>>253810179
Did you just type this whole thing?
Holy fucking shit.
>>253800000
>>253810179
Dude what? That's awfully autistic bro
>>253810094
God damn I want to nail Daidouji.
>>253801000
FUCK
FUCK
>>253810179
You're literally the new Pirandello, congratulations.
How is this allowed?
>>253810179
Are you literally a wizard?
>>253810179
Bretty gud, m8.
>>253812632
Because Ryouna is a bad girl that wants to get spanked by daddy (or mommy)
>>253812632
Why did it take us so long to get to this point? We should have had a flourishing genre full of lewd games by now. Imagine if all the time and money wasted on Crysis had instead been dedicated to creating a lewd game. We could have achieved world peace with that.
>>253811658
There's already a script on the internet, it just needed some editing.
>>253801191
what do you think they feel like anon?
>>253814389
Like gel wrapped in scratchy neoprene
>>253814251
Better late than never.
