It's a new day in castle /v/....
The new tenants are starting to move in. First up is /v/.
>>253781316
Too handsome. /a/ better be a qt3.14 trap
Next up is Hebrew Shecklestein
>>253781316
Classy.
>>253781707
Go on...
Next up is Sonic The HedgeHeg but who is that following up closely behind?
/v/ has already gone to play video games rather than chat with the other tenants.
>>253782536
>>253782536
6/10 san
>Sonic
4/10
Next up is Anita Sarkeesian!
>>253783206
>dem kawaii animu eyes
>>253783206
nigga you didn't even TRY
fucking alpine nose and shit
>>253783206
>no perpetual constipated smirk
0/10
>>253780982
the fuck is going on??is this the same OP from /v/house?i thought he was ded
>>253782536
that horrifying stare
>>253782536
OH LAWD! Is that some Chris-Chan?
Her and Hebrew seem to be hitting it off...
I'm ready for this thread
>>253784112
No. I'm not /v/ house guy.
>>253784447
Chris Chan Klassic
Where's Shrek?
>>253785426
/pol/ was right again
Here comes Tumblr, ready to check privileges
>that sim who had an underground prison facility containing all of his neighbors
xhe is trying to express xer distaste for Cis-Het scum. Both Anita and Hebrew seem interested.
>>253786005
>Anita thinks Tumblr is okay
After sneaking into castle /v/, Chris Chan continues his never ending quest to find a boyfriend free girl.
>>253786285
>Chris Chan
>Trying to Romance Anita
Shit just got real
What have I done /v/?
Tumblr was watching the entire time...
>>253786492
>>253786748
>>253786492
>Wealth and riches, that's all that matters to me. Call me anytime!
I'm taking suggestions for more characters.
/v/ Is still playing video games but he's about to be interrupted.
Tumblr wants to write about how raped she feels from watching a man give affection to another woman other than xer but /v/ is busy shitposting.
>>253787957how do you even fucking pronounce "xhe/xer"?
>>253787625
Viral marketer
a CEO looking guy with a phony looking mustache and glasses
>>253787832
whatever happened to /v/ house?
>>253788353
I think it's pronounced zee and zer but that's probably very Cis of me.
Chris stalked his best friend Sonic to tell him of his progress but Sonic isn't having any of that shit.
>>253787625bane
>>253787625
chris hanson, to moderate relationships and be a massive cock block.... call him chips handon
>>253788353
Csksee, Csker? That's how it sounds when I try but I've always just read it in my mind as Ze and Zir.
Hang on, I think I can work this out.
You pronounce Xerxes and Zerksees, so I guess it's Xe is Ze and Xi would be Xe? So Zer and Zim?
>>253789221
I've always pronounced it as zer and zim
>>253787625
gives him all the obnoxious traits
We have a late comer to the party. /v/, meet /pol/
>>253789578
Why does /pol/ have a jew nose?
>>253789881
>implying /pol/ isn't 90% jidf
/pol/ Is already hard at work
>>253789881
>>253789881
Because everyone on /pol/ is secretly Jewish
>>253788641
I wanted to put Bane and CIA in but there was no sort of mask that I could find
>>253789221
But what aboutXavier?
>>253790424
>everyone on /pol/ is secretly Jewish
Dammit, I thought you were being really subtle with a "/pol/ exemplifies everything they hate".
>>253790558
Don't think there's a cripple mod in it either.
>>253789221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx3dusXFQMU
I want to pirate this but the collection is over 20 gb.
BT will execute me.
Sonic finds a bottle of Fanta Orange with a note from Chris on it, saying he's sorry.
>>253791218
Forgot the image...
>>253791367
>That bulge
I think Sonic realised that Chris put something in his Fanta....
There's not enough 'Ethnic Diversity'™ in this household, I hope you can ammend this anon
>>253791851
Why is he so damn angry?
Where is the SmashFag character?
Chris seems very afraid as to what Sonic is gonna do
>>253792073
Guess you never heard what Chris does to his bottles of Fanta....
Looks like Chris is going to run away...
>>253792410
that nigger cant outrun sonic
>>253792253
>-10/10, he's okay
He seems to be running into a nearbySwamp...
>>253792543
THIS
>>253792543
Shit I forgot the pic again.
>>253789578
>>253790424
Self-hating jewish /pol/ browser reporting in
>>253792779
he gon' get shrekt
>>253787957
>>253792845
/pol/ also regularly gets posters from /lgbt/ posting about how much they hate "faggot gays"
>>253793296
Seems like Chris has found a shack in the Swamp
>>253793296
Ferpect.
>>253793753
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
>>253793954
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
>>253793954
Seems like a nice place...
>>253793753
Looks like Hagrid's shack
>>253794163
Almost looks too clean for Shrek. Who else could it be though ...
Of course in true Chris Chan fashion it only took a few seconds to clutter up...
>>253782536
No Gods confirmed.
>>253794332
maybe chris chan willbecome shrek
>>253793296
10/10
>>253794347
>traffic cones
VLCfag confirmed.
>>253793753
shrek plz
>>253794347
OP, why is there no cute /u/ yet?
>>253794347
tssk
>>253792845
You sir are a real hero. And a real human being.
So Chris got hungry and started cooking something but it seems he forgot it...
>>253794682
>>253794682
>The Seems 3.
>>253794682
Meanwhile, Anita is going swimming and Tumblr Ette seems upset that Anita is flaunting her thin privilege
>>253795219
>Anita
>Those breasts
>No jew nose
You tried OP.
>>253795219
that flame swimsuit
Tumblr, wanting to make sure Anita checks her Thin Privilege joins in.
After all, Tumblr is all about making abig impact
>>253794161
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>253795779
BUT WHAT IS THE FATE THAT HAS BEFALLEN CHRIS CHAN!?
>>253795779
Anita confirmed for hating fat people
>>253795905
Evacuate the castle.
>>253793954
>>253794161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
But wait... What's /pol/ doing up on that balcony...?
>>253795905
make CIA
>>253796156
>Anita
>worried look
What's that in his hands and what's with thatshitty trigger discipline?
>>253796219
Anita is worried about being in the pool with a ravenous whale.
>>253796342
Damn it OP check the image before posting.These are great. Please go on.
>>253796416
Can't blame her.
Forgot pic >>253796342
>>253796569
Kill Tumblr. At least Anita is pretty to look at in this reality.
>>253796569
So /v/ who dies?
>>253796506
Sorry friend.
>>253796902
If 7 Anita dies
>>253796902
Anita.
>>253796902
Tumblr
>>253796902
The ladder
>>253796902
TUMBLR MUST DIE
>>253796902both
>>253796902
Kill the half-whale!
>>253796902
If 2 Tumlblr gets it
>>253796902
This is some King Solomon shit right here.
Tumblr or Anita?Chalk a vote for Tumblr/
>>253796902
Tumblr!
If I get a 5, /pol/ shoots himself
>>253796902
if NUMBER tumblr gets it
>>253794668
good film
>>253796902
Tumblr!
>>253796902
Tumblr
>>253796902
http://strawpoll.me/2144230
>>253796902
Anita
inb4 shocking twist
>>253796902
if 5 tumbler dies
>>253796902
Tumblr
>>253796902
tumblr
>>253797504
>/v/ jumps into the pool just in time to take the bulletAnd nothing of value was lost. The end.
tumblr
>>253795931
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID
I think OP is gone
If tumblr dies then Anita is pretty much powerless. No allies and therefore fade away into obscurity.
>>253796902
DEATH TO THE LAND WHALE!
>>253796902
Kill Tumblr
>>253794668
good stuff, song now stuck in my head...
Still here. However it seems a fire started....My game is glitching and not showing the fire....
>>253796902
5 get tumblr dies
>>253798321
If 5 you stop rolling.
>>253798267
THE FIRE RISES!
>>253796902
Tumblr.
She'll go to the great ball pit and bouncy castle in the sky.Also 6.
>>253798321
>>253798412
Rerolling.
>>253780982
I got this game in that EA humble bundle last year. Is it worth playing or even fun?
Also, don't worry I made it so that none of the $1 I paid went to EA.
>>253798267
Fixed it!;)
>>253798412
if 5 you die
>>253783206
No it's not, her nose bro, gotta make it 10x bigger
>>253798412
>>253798321
so do I roll again then or not
obviously 3 now
>>253798548
It's The Sims with more shit. It might feel neutered without some of the DLC based on EAs new business model, but the game itself is still the sims. It doesn't have nearly as many memorable elements (buy music, interactions, etc) like the original, but it isn't terrible.
>>253798653
YUSSS!
>>253798548
If you've never played a Sims game, I'd suggest pirating The Sims 2 (with all expansion and stuff packs) and start there.
if you only have Sims 3 base game, but want to go with that, for godssake pirate some expansion packs.
Sims games don't really open up until you get some expansions going.
Even during the fire Tumblr resorts to eating...
>>253791367
>fanta orange
NO SANIC DONT DRINK IT
>>253798580
Jesus, I can feel the heat from here.
>>253798893
what the fuck i thought /pol/ killed her castle /v/ get your shit together
However that didn't matter...
Look what you did /v/.Gun mod doesn't like it when you kill Sims in the water...
>>253798797
>>253798857
I'll just pirate the game so Origin doesn't throw a hissy-fit.
What expansions do you recommend?
/v/ commits sedoku
>>253799058
rip in pepperoni fat girl
>>253799058
m'Ladies and gentlemen... mission... accomplished.
>>253799108
I'm about to sum up /v/, this >>253798797 was me. and I've never played The Sims 3, that is just what it struck me as seeing how that is how I felt about 2. I'm dicking around with my free Sims 2 Ultimate Collection at the moment however, 10/10 would recommend.
>>253799058
THE DAY OF THE ROPE HAS COME THANKS /POL/
MAKE CIA, DO IT
>>253799108
you'll definitely want ambitions, generations, seasons, late night, and university life.
these all, more or less, expand the base gameplay: give your sims more options in their daily lives.
other expansions would be optional, but if one catches your fancy, go ahead and grab it.
>>253799058
what happens next?
>>253799058
>>253799414
those are sims 3 suggestions by the way, hope that was clear
>>253799438
What is this gif and why does it exist
>>253799409
this pls
>>253799058
>Tfw nobody did this at Dashcon
>>253799058
rope in peace
>>253799438
What is going on there?
>>253799032Look at the post below yours. When the fire happened I couldn't kill her and it came up just as I was about to.
She's gone /v/...
>>253799058
>>253799747
now this is shitposting
>>253799583
>>253799697
massage obviously
>>253799725
Have we started the fire?
>>253799747
> puts paws together
b... but we just killed tumblr.
>>253799747
>>253799409
>>253799594
>>253799839
>>253799863
>>253799904
I don't fucking understand you baneposters. There's
Millions of movies, but you pick this one. Why?
Christ, you're all so annoying. You're all faggots.
I would be amazed if you ever did anything worthwhile.
Anyways, fuck you all.
>>253793296
that's great.
>>253799058
>>253799058
looks like a fugging beached whale
>>253800003
the master of the troll has appeared for summer shenanigans
>>253800003
>being this mad
>almost making the get
>>253800003
You're a big faggot
But wait what's happening?
>>253782814
>/v/
>playing video games
>>253800000
>>253799747
Have you started the fire?
>>253800003
there's no need to be such ahothead
good thread
also >>253800000
>>253800179
I wonder who is aiming that gun at /pol/
>>253800179
AW SHIT /pol/ WAS CAUGHT IN THE ACT
>>253800179
/pol/ can't die; he is our Lord and Savior from hambeasts.
>>253796569
>shitty trigger discipline
>hand isn't even near the trigger
>>253800179
/POL/ WAS WRONG
>>253795779
>her face
>>253800352
It's always the jews. /pol/ was right for the last time.
>>253795779
>Swimming into a warm spot.jpg
OP you nigger stop posting png's
SHOTS FIRED!
>>253795219
good
>>253801253
Goodnight sweet prince
>>253801253
i bet the jews did this
>>253801253
/pol no! ;_;
>this thread
Thank you based OP
>>253801253
#SHOTSFIRED
>#SHOTSIRED
#SHOTSFIRED
>#SHOTSIRED
#SHOTSFIRED
>#SHOTSIRED
>>253783206
>no jew nose
>no permanent sneer
Gonna lose points on those key features, but the rest looks good. I would even want to fuck her, just like the real Snarkeesian.
You need to release the GabeN, OP
Nothing satisfies the soul like 6 gorillion redemption
>>253785749
Gotta make the tits waaay smaller. Flat, if possible.
If SJWs actually had bodies that even just chubby chasers wanted to fuck, they wouldn't have turned to the ways of Tumblr.
>>253801859
pol was right again
as they are in all things
>>253801636
Ruairi is one bad ass mother fucker.
>>253801859
what a surprise even in the sims pol is always right
>>253801842
Are they becoming one?
>>253788353
X is pronounced like a z
the h modifies it like in sh
so pronounce it like zha zha gabor
>>253801510
there's no doubt in my mind
>>253801859
/pol/ will rise again
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHAD
Seems like Chris finally remembered his deep fried bacon...
Just like in real life... his house is gone...
>>253802238
Different /v/ Sims game, Different guy doing it.
>>253801991
Gaben is the lover that /v/ desires
>>253799583
>>253799697
They are getting adjusted.
It feels fucking amazing.
>>253801991
Revenge of the Hitler, please
>>253802382
Make CIA
>>253780982
Epic thread, OP.
You know what must come next
THE GABEN.
and
/b/ chan
and make /vr/ be the angry father of /v/
But wait... Who's this behind Chris? In this Swamp house?
>>253801991
you should add Patricia Hernandez now
make that elliot roger guy and have him kill 6 people
>>253802686
>>253802382
ah, my bad
>>253802686
It's all ogre now
>>253802686
Oh shit, it's happening
>>253802686
Someone is about to get shrekt.
>>253802686
This adds another layer to the story
>>253802619
make like a bananaand split
It's like I'm watching a M. Night Shyamalan sitcom.
Just asking Opee, what map is this for Sims?
>>253788429
It becameogre
What are you doing....IN MY SWAMP!
>>253803292
>>253803243
Made the castle myself. The world is called Setra I think.
>>253803292
Will we see his eshrektion I wonder>
>>253803292
IT'S ALL OGRE NOW LASSY
>>253803292
>inb4 Shrek and ChrisChan have a kid
>>253803645
Who would get pregnant out of it?
BUT WHAT'S SONIC DOING?
>>253803728
No idea, but I've seen crazier match ups in these threads.
>>253799859
Chiropractor
