>>253699890
what a load of barnacles
How do you describe Battle for Bikini bottom with a quote from the same context anyway!?
>You know, if I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, that would just be alright.
Takin' out the trash...at night!
>Too bad that didn't kill me.
>edf 2025
it wasn't just any worm it was an ALASKAN BULL WORM!
>>253699890
"...go away, can't you see I'm trying to forget you?"
I'M READY TO ASSUME MY POSITION, IN THE HALL
I WILL PROTECT ALL THAT ARE WEAK, IN THE HALL
ALL RULES TO BE ENFORCED, IN THE HALL
![no-fuck-you[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YnaojyM.jpg "no-fuck-you[1].jpg")
Thats his eager face
>>253700473
Well if we're doing Fire Emblem...
>>253700972
They're called sentence enhancers!
FIRMLY GRASP IT
I call this Bold and Brash.
>>253701063
Sandy's a girl?
Now you must aquire a taste for some free form jazz
More like
>Belongs in the Trash
May I take you HAT Sir?
OVERTIME?!?!!
I don't need it.... I don't need it
![epic-meal-time-vs-totalbiscuit-john-bain[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cDJN59i.jpg "epic-meal-time-vs-totalbiscuit-john-bain[1].jpg")
"Aww, cheer up squid! It could be worse!"
"Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose."
>Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
>>253701175
nice
SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic. Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
![Drawn_to_Life_The_Next_Chapter_DS_cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O6cX6Yq.jpg "Drawn_to_Life_The_Next_Chapter_DS_cover[1].jpg")
RUN MR. KRABS! RUN LIKE YOU'RE NOT IN A COMA!
"what's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place"
You know what's funnier than 24?
What's that?25
BIG MEATY CLAWS
>>253701340
I'LL GIVE YOU ONE BILLION DOLLARS
>Keep going... you're good... you're good... you're good... aaaaand stop!
>...Don't worry Captain, we'll buff out those scratches.
>tfw /v/ has memorized spongebob by heart
>tfw when literally every single post made, and every post that will ever be made on /v/ is a spongebob quote
>>253701607
This works better for Pig and Bald.
![268x268[1].resizedi.png](https://i.imgur.com/CLsFZ4b.png "268x268[1].resizedi.png")
Dont you have to be stupid somewhere else?
>>253702419
Not until four.
Look what I've got.
RECTANGLES!
>>253701882
It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants
>>253702254
>mfw it's true
EEEEEEEVIL
>>253702550
Motherfucking bravo
>>253701934
>That fucking ending
WHO AND WHEN THOUGHT TO PUT THIS IN THE GAME
>>253701174
the lid
![19481_front[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HCF37g5.jpg "19481_front[1].jpg")
"But...but you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit."
"I am in the gorilla suit. I thought I was doing a pretty good job."
"If you're Patrick, then who's that?"
>>253702738
>mfw they will fuck this up royally
>that episode of spongebob where the krusty krab is sold to some corporate types that was made right after the spongebob movie
was it a cry for help?
>>253702215
"You either: A) put the dime in me pants, B) put the dime in me pants, or C) PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!"
>>253702738
>yfw the quality of spongebob after a movie flip-flops a second time and becomes good again
>>253702851
>Ocean man, take me by the hand, to the land, that you understand...
Why couldn't it end there...
"he'll find true love, like this pickle, muah, muah, muah"
YEAH?! WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU CALL ME 'CAUSE I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN ANYWAY!
>CONFESS? Are you out of your mind? Do you have any idea what they do to people like us?We aren't talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here!
>[/spoiler] WE STOLE A BALLOON [/spoiler]
![Wonderful-101-Header[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qkaVPHQ.jpg "Wonderful-101-Header[1].jpg")
AND THEN COMES A GIANT FIST!
"C-A-M-P F-I-R-E S-O-N-G"
"C-A-M-P F-I-R-E S-O-N-G"
"If you don't like it then you'll just have to sing a long"
>>253702981
>tfw I made that.
>tfw tumblr has been reposting it around without source.
Like damn, at least just try to image search.
/r/smashbros/comments/2ayfe0/well_at_least_i_still_have_my_personality/
>CONFESS? Are you out of your mind? Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? This isn't about some stupid mail fraud scheme or hijacking!
>WE STOLE A BALLOON
Have you finished those errands?
>DON'T BACKSASS ME!
>"DON'T BACKSASS ME!"
>WHHAAAAAAT?
>PFFFT
>THAT'S IT MISTER! YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVILEGES!
This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is... advanced darkness!
>>253703493
I WILL NEVER BE FINISHED WITH THOSE ERRANDS!
>>253701175more like belongs in the trash
THAT WAS AN OVAL!
IT HAS TO BE A CIRCLE!
It may be stupid, but it's also dumb.
This isn't your average everyday darkness.
This is...ADVANCED DARKNESS.
Sponge, I'm a big man. A big, big man!
>>253703394
it's, and if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong but it'll help if you just sing along.
>Amnesia
"Oooooh scary dark cave"
Well first I draw this head...
>Well, you managed to kill 11 minutes.
or
>That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles!
HYDROSTORM
Oh my god it's A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!
>>253701340
IT WAS HIS HAT MR. KRABS, HE WAS NUMBER ONE!
>>253703195
We all saw you fuck up, anon. You fucking donut
Squidward! Your ceiling is talking to me!
Don't say anything, Squidward. Remember your karma.
FUUUUUUUTURE
>>253703564
Goddamnit, its perfect!
>>253702335
I can still hear their voices to the exact pitch in my head. It's fucking scary.
>>253703904
Well we know one thing, it sure isn't that guy!
>He's not in the poison sea urchin cove.
>Well, look again!
>He's not at the leech farm.
>Well, look again!
>He's not in my thoughts.
>Well, think again!
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
It’s not just any boulder……..it’s a ROCK!
>>253704107
you mean you havent watched spongebob in recent years?
This thread is fucking gold
I don't think that will fit in with the other pieces in my collection...
>Why not?
Because, it's an art collection!
BACKING UP!
BACKING UP!
BACKING UP!
BACKING UP!
>It'll be grueling, mind- numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television.
>>253703751
10/10
Also applies to:
>>253700642
SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
CAN I LEARN TO MAKE A KRABBY PATTY NOW?
![Dragon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/weapjQS.jpg "Dragon[1].jpg")
You wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get here
VICTORY SCREEEEECH!
>>253703516
>You don't pay me, we don't even exist. We're just a visual metaphor for the abstract concept of thought.
"And what could be better than serving up smiles?"
"Being DEAD. Or anything else."
>How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
>>253703996
how about:
The ceiling is right Squidward. You're not a very good employee.
>>253704467
[VGW][VGTG][VGTA]
>>253704519
Alternatively
>I'll take a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>Wow, you saved my life. I'm gonna think about that while I'm kicking your butt.
>>253704116
>Are you finished with those errands?
"It's all about finger strength, baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength!"
>>253703060
That song was oddly enjoyable.
Did you see that?!
Yeah...that guy had no front license plate let's get him!
>any bad game with good graphics
"Can't have dirty garbage."
>>253704651
Didn't some anons from /ck/ find out what that would actually look like?
I'm so fucking glad that these threads are back.
Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
>>253699890
I'll describe SpongeBob with a quote from /v/ instead.It's shit.
Would anyone like a bon bon?
This works better on /lit/. They're actually funny.
>>253703564
Well done.
WHERE'S OLD MAN JENKINS?
I watched this shit daily for like 7 years and even I can't think of any of these quotes off the top of my head. They're all familiar, but when I try to think of one I draw a blank. Are these all reposts you guys saved from previous threads or have you just continue to watch spongebob?
>The one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep."
>No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop."
>Bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bee-bop? Not bee-boo-boo-beep? Bop? Beep? Boo-boo-bop?
>>253704997
Oh my gosh, I know who you are!
No you don't! You don't!
Yes I do! You're....a boat jacker!
"Here lies Squidwards hopes and dreams". What a baby.
OH MY GOD! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!
>YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT?
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is Uranium......BOMBS!!
N is for no survivoooooooors
>>253705230
>"That was great, Squidward! All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original. "
>>253704519
My sides
>>253705304
I feel like that could apply to /v/ in general.
>>253705304
>Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams
>>253700282
I laffed
Now I'm a jerk, and everyone loves me!
It feels like somebody... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING
"Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you."
>>253705171
Are you me? I loved this show when O was a kid, but I barely remember any quotes except the ones ITT.
Oh Spongebob, whyyyyy?
And now, with the addition of two, count 'em, two... marshmallows.
I DEFY YOU HEART MAN!
If you can't do the time don't do the crime
Ok times up. Now get out
>>253701892for you
>>253705230
>got this game
>thought it was going to be easy
>got to the ping pong stage
>mfw
>It feels like someone... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
>I told you he was onto us!
I love money-ay!
>>253705492
NOOO
YOU'LL NEVER GET A CENT OUT OF ME
I'D RATHER THAT WORM COME IN HERE RIGHT NOW AND EAT YOU ALL ALIIIIVE
Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
Um… more time for thinking.
>>253705191
What I don't get about this is why toast? Does "Shingles" make it toast?
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
>Can you feel it now, mr krabs?
>>253704328
that got me laughing so hard
>It was big! Pink! And all wiggly!
Testing, testing testing testing testing testing! TESTING! TEST! TE- DO YOU READ?!
>>253705498
I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud!
>>253705618
I hate all of you.
3 wishes? I'd wish we'd known that earlier!
>>253705498
DEUUEAUGH
>12:03 AM
>>253704294
Not that guy, but no, I dropped after the movie
“meatball meatball spaghetti underneath, ravioli ravioli great barrier reef”
>>253704364
Took me a while.
>Five bucks.
>I've only got seven.
>Deal.
>Patrick Star, you are one smart shopper.
>>253703549
i thought about this game for some reason
>>253705191
>Double is twice the layers
>Triple is 3x the layers
>4x4 is 4 layers of burger plus condiments
>animal style is cheese, burger, condiments
>extra shingles is double layer of bread
What about
>bossy
>deluxe
>on a raft
>with a shimmy and a squeeze
>burn it
>let it swim
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>>253704850
thats because it's by fucking Ween. They also did the shoe tying song. Hillenburg had good taste.
>>253705836
Took me a second
So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.
>>253705904
![Spec-Ops-The-Line_STANDARD_US_ESRB_X360[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1tDWfDa.jpg "Spec-Ops-The-Line_STANDARD_US_ESRB_X360[1].jpg")
"Maybe it just doesn't like you"
>"Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation."
I don't know any spongebob quotes because I'm not a faggot.
Sage.
>>253705904
You forgot somethingno pickles
"Did you reunite our heroes?"
"No, but I'm married."
>>253706005
oops
Happy Leif Erikson Day!
>>253705492
>not recettear
>>253706085
LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH
“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”
"Hey Spongebob, what am I?"
"Stupid?"
"No, I'm Texas!"
"What's the difference?"
Oh, it's a fake, you idiot! I bought it at the party store!
>>253703006
underrated post
Can you reproduce by budding?
>>253706096
Don’t stand too close to him, Billy. You’ll catch its stupid.
Hey. Don't you want a free balloon. it's national free balloon day
>>253705945
The best cartoons tend to match up perfectly with the best indie bands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUgMpG1I_o8
>Okay, what do you do next?
>Floor it?
"I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready...."
>>253705690
Oh fuck me, that's good.
>>253706085
AWWWWWWWWWW I GOT DEAD AGAIN
"Hip hip!"
"Boo!"
"Hip hip!"
"Boo!"
"Hip hip!"
"Boo!"
"Hip hip!"
"BOO! YOU STINK!"
>>253706153
I feel like recettear would be something like this
>>253706338
>TMBG had music in stuff like Malcom in the Middle and The Daily Show
"But Mister Krabs, we don't deliver!"
Liar, liar, plants for hire.
Ah, the sweet smell of an all day sucker.
>>253706465
They also did a number of stuff for H*R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVWqR3t4CTs
They're probably one of my 2 favorite indie acts, alongside Jonathan Coulton.
Alright. Which one of you flatfloots stole my lollipop?
>>253706527
That's "pants on fire", Patrick.
>>253706330
>MY BALLOON
>>253704364
I'M DIRTY DAN
If I can't have you as a friend, I'm going to make you a trophy!
>The money is always right!
(Sponge) + (Starfish) = (Clam)?!
>>253706670
You would know liar
>>253706485
>Firmly grasp it.
Just remember: "POOP"
>>253706692
"Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?"
>>253704543
Got me.
WE STOLE A BALLOON
>Being grown up is boring. I love being a baby.
"Look what I've got"
"RECTANGLES!"
I knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin...
>>253706939thanks doc
>>253704107
You say that as if it's something impossible. It's very easy with Spongebob voices to be 'familiarized', like retardedly easy. Now being able to tell who's who from every single gruff space marine portrayed by Nolan North with nothing but a textual cue, that would take some effort.
Steppin' on the beach
BRRLT DEE DOO
Steppin' on the beach
BRRLT DEE DOO
I WAS A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS. NOW I'M A JERK AND EVERYONE LOVES ME.
>I need... I need... a tailor... BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS
You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him.
>>253703437
THIS IS AN ORDINARY DOLLAR THAT’S BEEN CRUMPLED UP, TORN SLIGHTLY, SOAKED IN THE LAGOON, AND KISSED WITH CORAL BLUE #2 SEMI-GLOSS LIPSTICK
>>253707284
Actually, it's Coral Blue Numbe-
We're not cavemen, Spongebob! We have TECHNOLOGY!
"So, are you ready?"
"To go home?"
We're not doing so well Patrick, we need a new approach. A new gimmick.
I got it! Let's get naked!
>Sponge, I'm a big man. A big, BIG man!
>You're Sora, he's Sora...I'm SORA! Are there any other "Soras" that I should know about?
>SUFFER!
>I'm out of here.
>>253704543
>NotBACKING UP! BACKING UP! BACKING UP! BACKING UP
7/10
And why aren't you in UNIFORM?!
Ice? Ice? You want ice? Is that what you want? You want ice? Is that what you want?
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.
>>253706109
10/10
Spongebob, I'm glad you learned your lesson. Hero worship is unhealthy.
>>253701174
"Are you sure you should be poking it like that?"
"Whos the doctor here?"
>Don't touch me I'm sterile
>>253706485
To the invisible boatmobile!
>>253706085
WAHH, I WANT MILK, AND DIAPY! I WANT A SWEATER WITH LOVE IN THE STITCHES!!
You don't have to be a baby to get ol' Grandma's love
>>253701174
>And it comes with a laser!
>>253707528
I don't get it
HAHAHAHHAHAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE
Why, this is a hole, good sir.
>Welcome to the future!
I SAY, WE TIP SOMETHING OVER
Nyeh, Squidward? Nyeh, Squidward? Nyeh, Squidward? Nyeh, Squidward?
>You pass! You pass!
>Mrs. Puff, I don't feel like I really did anything.
>That's how extra credit is supposed to feel.
That's a good idea! Use the children to get to places you couldn't normally reach!
SOILED IT.
SOILED IT.
SOILED IT.
SOILED IT.
SOILED IT.
SOILED IT.
SOILED IT.
>>253707850
oh fuck
>>253707834
It's notfor you.
>Maybe if we play loud, people might think we're good!
Krusty Krab is unfair!
Mr. Krabs is in there!
Standing at the concession!
Plotting his oppression!
You'll never catch me Krabs. not when I switch to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>>253707941
Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot!
