One day, you hear the voice of god and says that he'll grant one of two wishes for you.
Wish 1: The end of all wars, diseases, and evil
or...
Wish 2: Any character you want in smash, but only one.
What do?
wish 1
>>253392690
Jar Jar Binks
Wish 1. There won't be a Smash anymore after that.
>>253392690
Wish 1.
I want a world free of YHVH.
>>253393297
smash is not a disease or evil
>>253392690
You can't trust fucking YHVH, he hates humanity.
If you said wish one, he'd destroy the world along with war disease and evil.
If you said wish 2, he'd probably ignore you and put in somebody lame, like Donte.
'cause he's an asshole like that.
i guess #2. i hate smash and don't really give a shit who's in it but i work in defense so i'd be out a job after #1.
>>253392690
1. Like I give a shit who makes it in that train wreck of a party game.
>>253394054
Go to bed Lucifer.
>>253393556
>smash is not a disease or evil
>>253397289
Don't tell me what to do. Freedom is the ultimate ideal, bedtimes are the machinations of an oppressive tyrant.
And I'm 4000 years old, I'll go to bed whenever the hell I want.
#2
I don't give a shit about world peace I want Starman in Smash
#1
1. So the faggotry stops on everything.
>>253398082
I wish for Ridley just to watch /v/ implode.
>>253392690
give Pichu
