MELEE AT EVO
POST ACTION REPORT
HUNGRYBOX RETAINS GOD STATUS
AXE IS UNDISPUTED BEST NOT GOD IN THE WORLD
LEFFEN AND HAX ARE OVERRATED
FOX STILL WINS LOL
NOW SOMEONE FUCKING NETPLAY ME
do you think this is the end of melee? they have to move onto the Wii U version next year right?
Was that booing?
>unironically using lol
first for real fighting games coming up
>10 more years
Ninty IS going to push Sm4sh and you are going to like it.
mango is such a qt
Something is about to happen..
>>253013071
If Sm4sh is shit Melee will continue probably
>>253012939
Was m2k using scarflard's Scarf?
>>253012939
>>253012939
Mango is fucking sexy holy shit.
Anon ripping his door open when?
Hbox and Mango both have my respect
They both seem like people are happy to be where they are and happy to be playing the game.
Its over
Now fuck off to reddit and /vp/ you shit cancer stains
It saddens me how Hbox is usually the killer of hype. I want to see people enjoy the GF more at such a big tournament.
>>253013071
Nintendo will cockblock Project: M and melee next year and force Mr. Wizard to have Sm4sh there instead.
>>253013091
it's le epic meme so it's ironic
:^)
>>253013071
Nothing will ever kill melee.
Armada is literally the physical embodiment of Salt and Vinegar.
120K Waiting for marvel.
>SPECIAL PRESENTATION
Mango off to fuck some Nevada's Trannies
and smoke some crack
M2K WITH SCARF FAGS POWER STILL GOT BTFO
HOW BAD DID ZERO DO?
Shittiest tournament this year
MLG > KoC > Evo
Hbox killed all the hype.
hahahaha what the fuck this dudes crying
>gaming glasses
>>253013071
It's just Brawl 2.
Also Prog is about to announce he has terminal cancer
>>253013071
Yeah for a year, then everyone realize the new game is shit and we come back to melee in the 2016.
At least Hungrypaco didn't win, right?
WE LOVE YOU PROG
>crying
What
TURN YOUR MIC ON NIGGER
>Fox wins
>Crowd applauds politely
Who else is ready for Melee to be replaced.
>this fucking nigger
>crying
nigga it's just a party game
>Crying nigger
Welp. Time for Zero vs Vergil, the Smash Bros of fighting games.
>this sad guy
>this happy music playing
lel
>>253013276
It's just them thanking Prog who's quitting.
>>253013192
They are friends.
>Everybody is happy and smiling
>M2K and Armada standing awkwardly and pushing up their glasses in a wave of autism
What the fuck, man.
EVERYONE CRYING
WHAT IS GOING ON?
I can't hear shit over the music
I honestly can't hear what he's saying
what the fuck is going on right now
can't hear over the stage music
Yo where's the marvel
Why is this nigger's mic so quiet
>Melee theme playing over the gay speech
based
Cry more nigga
Goodbye Prog
In all seriousness, why is this shit allowed? Melee takes far more time to play through Top 8, more than any other game (including button checks).
Why did they settle on 4 stock?
I CAN'T HEAR SHIT NIGGAH
>>253013232
but marvel is about to start
whys prog so important?
Is he going to die>?
>>253013525
>epic
>the ughs
dammit, the audio was off
But it's an award for Prog.
>crying over a party game
Fucking autists i swear
>>253013397
AutismKing is friend with Scarflards?
seems about right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suday-lytlc
>Prog
>>253013565
He has colon cancer.
>>253013504
what's the deal with the nigger crying??
Wait, what happened to Prog?
OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO THE
FIGHTING
GAME
COMMUNITY
EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT FUCKERS
rip prog
>>253013403
Do you wear glasses? Pushing them up isn't a big deal at all.
>>253013591
He's crying because his friend has cancer.
You're a prick.
>>253013565
He's retiring because of medical issues so maybe. Think he has some mild butthole cancer or something
he has bonitis
POST YFW AT M2K SALTY AS FUCK FACE
he got an award because he has ass cancer
where's wifes award?
>>253013641
ass cancer
>>253013561
Good
But fighting games are discussed in the evo thread not here
>>253012936
WAIT I'M NEW TO FGC
WHY IS PROG LEAVING
PLEASE RESPOND
>>253012939
So why wasn't this fat fuck in Evo?
>>253013557
Most matches last like 2 minutes. the only reason it takes so long is because HBox and niggers stall like a motherfucker when playing,
Tears are for queers.
>>253013732
This. Wife deserves it more. Muh retirement. On top, Prog is a shit tier commentator.
Why was he crying? I couldn't hear what he was saying.
>>253013565
Colorectal cancer.
>>253013775
hes dying
>>253013729
BOTH HIM AND ARMADA I AM CRING
Didnt mango win last year, this is so boring, how do people watch this, isnt he top player ever at melee
>>253013775
Reminder that Smash is not a part of the FGC autism hugbox.
>tfw Smash 4 replace melee @ evo 2015
feels good man
>Fox wins
10 MORE YEARS
10 MORE YEARS
>>253013606
They are, apparently M2K has been training Scarfland and that's why he improved so much.
A friend of mine is a journalist and has been in contact with ZeRo after an interview, he and M2K are hanging out all of the time.
>>253013641
>Wait, what happened to Prog?
He's dying and unable to continue commentating. He loves casting tournaments but it's too painful for him to be able to do it anymore.
>>253013780
He didn't make it out of quarters. Got wrecked off stream.
>leaving at Melee's last year
How fitting.
>more crying
>>253013780
He was. Lost in melee but got 1st place in Project M.
>>253013885
WHY
Don't forget. This is also the end for aMSa.
>>253013780
too busy fapping over zero samus
>>253013780
He was, he just got eliminated because he's bad at Maylay.
the crying went from hilarious to sad, sucks that this dude has cancer.
SO WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?
>"Yet"
What an awkward ending
>prog leaving
Dam this hits the community hard.
>black people
>>253013932
That's god damned hilarious.
>>253013903
Him or Armada
They're even, Aramada was just fucking around this year for some reason.
>>253013767
>Implying Smash not fighting game.
Mahvel should go to the other thread because this one is for Melee, not because casual elitist's segregation that died in 2007 except on /v/.
>>253013978
why? too espense?
>>253013974
Terminal autism from spending too much time in the Smash community.
>>253013916
Autists must remain together.
>>253013913
Let's hope it has some advanced techniques. So advanced that it will last 10+ years just like melee did
PROG GETTING 4STOCKED BY CANCER
RIP
MAHVEL TIME
>>253013775
Health issues. No exact reason specified.
Last year he barely made it to Evo because he passed out trying to get in to his house.
Alright seriously what's wrong with prog?
No memes please.
Prog...
LOL
THAT WAS THE ANNOUNCEMENT
MY SIDES
NINTENDO WASN'T THERE
>>253013974
He has AIDS because he's a faggot.
Hbox singled handedly ruined a dying negro and a cute japanese traps final tournament with his anti-hype campy play style.
What a faggot.
MARVEL NOW
GET HYPE
THAT was the special announcement? Prog has ass aids?
Would have been nice if they fixed their audio when they gave D1 the mic.
>>253013903
>>253014065
Mango won last year, too, but has been trounced by Armada a few times during the year since then.
>>253014180
Cancer
>>253014180
Colon cancer
>>253012939
RIP SmashNigger
>>253014180
colon cancer
RIP
Fox is such a fucking boring character, wish anyone else would've won.
>>253014180
Ass (colon) cancer.
>>253014123
I guess.
ZeRo is a cool guy according to my friend.
>Mahvel getting ready
So what were we told to wait for?
>>253013775
He has medical issues.
>no announcement from Nintendo
>>253014180
No specific reason, but when there's 'no specifics' it's most likely cancer of some sort.
>>253014096
He has to go back to Nippon and become an alcoholic salaryman.
>>253014065
He wasn't fucking around at all, HBox is simply better than him at the moment.
Peach counters Fox well, Fox counters Puff well, Puff counters Peach well.
They're the Trinity right now.
>>253013247
You sure do like reposting this. Guess DOTA is the most competitive game, right?
>>253014180
I don't think he has mentioned specifically what it is. Some kind of disease that exhausts him so much he's quitting the scene next near for health reasons.
>PEOPLE EXPECTED NINTENDO ANNOUNCEMENT
Wait, I couldn't listen his speech, then my stream lagged
What did the black guy said?
>>253014180
http://smashboards.com/threads/wynton-progducto-smith-to-retire-from-commentary-after-evo.359337/
>>253013903
yes, evo champ for two consecutive years now
all time goat better than m2k armada and shitbox
>>253014317
>I'm going to samefag until I get a serious reply
>>253014349
No he mentioned it on his Twitter.
It's colon cancer.
>>253014328
What were you expecting? They're revealing a newcomer in literally hours.
>>253014487
He said he has 3 days left to live..... That's why he's retiring.
>>253014298
I doubt that
I don't even like smash and that was sad. His commentary was pretty fun.
>>253014487
free watermelons for everyone
>>253014487
They presented an Outstanding Contribution award to Prog.
>>253014230
True, it's just that when Armada and Mango fight it's the closest level of skill meeting seen in smash.
That's why people wanted armada and him to be in the champion finals, because the fight would have been great.
Sadly Armada was fucking around with young link for some reason.
>expecting an HD melee release or new character reveal
>got ass cancer
Armada and M2K were super salty HOLY SHIT.
Hbox took it better than expected.
Caught this amazing screen-shot.
Throw some fucking text on there, bitches!
>>253014471
well i mean they got STREETPASS from sakurai and reggie. not a spotpass, meaning that either those two are actually there or had their 3ds there
>>253014682
Get cancer and die - As said by a famous man
>>253014692
Hbox knows he's shit so he better be happy as hell for making it to 2nd place.
Not colon cancer whatever it is.
>>253014682
>>253014180
Why did Prog quit playing anyway?
>>253014747
Or a Nintendo employee gave those Miis for free.
>>253014714
Where the fuck can I buy a Tom Cruise t-shirt?
>>253014253
>>253014276
>>253014296
>>253014575
>>253014682
I said no memes shitlords
>>253014638
He can't use Peach against Puff, afaik
Another motherfucking fox victory.
He got cancer watching hungrybox play
>>253014835
He never played
You guys are assholes. This man has been part of the community when it was on the brink of death to EVO mainstage. Him leaving hits these people hard you jerks.
>>253014894
Team Curse
I'm disappointed too
>>253014816
this mad autism, holy shit
>>253014917
Like I fucking said, it's cancer of some sort somewhere.
>>253014638
The Peach/Jigglypuff matchup is fucking god-awful. Hbox would trounce him every time, which is why he learned Yink to try to shamelessly camp him out. This is honestly the first time I've seen Hbox beat his Yink.
It was a tricky situation:
I wanted Hbox to beat Armada because, like I said, I've never seen him conquer the Yink before.
But I wanted Armada to beat Hbox so that we could see Mango/Armada again.
>>253014824
>>253014917
https://twitter.com/progducto/statuses/481458364690735104 is the sauce, by the way.
wait what kind of cancer is it? i thought its impossible to get cancer that young
>>253014579
mmmhmm.
>>253014978
He was a Falcon player.
Not at Isai or Darkrains level or anything but still
>>253014917
Well, then I dunno. Go ask him.
>>253014917
>implying that isn't what he WANTS you to believe
>>253014714
Hungrybox seems pretty chill about the whole thing.
You think they can be nice to each other now?
>>253014997
>taking degenerate /v/irgins seriously
Prog is amazing, but don't come here expecting empathy.
WHAT WAS THE ANNOUNCEMENT?
>>253014196
>cute Japanese trap
Literally who?
>>253014997
I expected autistic levels of asshole-ishness, but Prog is fucking dying, and /v/ can't stop shitposting for him. Fuck this community man.
>>253014816
ASSFAGGOTS do it for money
Fightanfags do it for glory, passion, and love of the game.
>>253015078
>I make shit up so therefore its true
4 year old kids can get cancer, Americlap.
>>253015030
i guess, Truth still stands that H-box can't consistently play and thus is not as good as Armada or Mango.
>>253014894
>Tom Cruise shirt
my fucking sides
>>253014714
Sweet sweet screen-shot, anon.
>>253015078
I think he said it was hereditary before.
>>253015078
Fractal cancer
>>253015078
foot cancer
>>253015078
You can get cancer at almost any point in your life
>>253015164
death
>>253015203
>replying to the fucking autist
Just report him. He is doing it for free. :^)
>>253015078
it is unless you're gay
sadly he chose to be gay
>>253015078
Its called the genetic defect of being a nigger
>>253013565
>Is he going to die>?
We're all going to die, Anon.
>>253014997
Yeah that's nice.
Now let's get to the real fighting games.
>>253015164
Thew announcement was someone got ass cancer
>>253014714
These guys are hispanic?
>>253015124
>seems pretty chill
>niggawut
HBox looks like he's about to shove that trophy right up Mango's ass!
>>253015295
>He is doing it for free. :^)
LAMO
WREKT
>>253015295
Lol it's still the same guy doing it for free?
>Smash autists really think that Nintendo isn't just promoting this shit to hype up Sm4sh
>Implying if Nintendo even bothers with EVO next year it'll still be for an old game they can't make any money on
>>253014816
assfaggots confirm they are the worst community in gaming every time they open their mouths
you faggots are worst than bronies
>Everybody complaining about Fox winning
Fucking inverse-tierwhores.
>>253015021
If a tumor is benign, isn't it not cancer?
PIKA
WHEN
;_;
>>253014816
Christ, you've got some blood in your stool, friend.
This is the first year the competitive scene has been recognized as legitimate by Nintendo. Since this year went so well (arguably), we can maybe hope that Ninty will start adding in pot bonuses for big championships like this next year.
Hell, the people at Nintendo probably didn't even know that was an option; they've been so disconnected from the scene for so long.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN HUNGRYBOX WAS REKT AT E3?
FUCKING SCARFLARD
>>253015354
They prefer the term 'paisa', 'spic', 'beaner'
So as far as best in the world goes:
1. Mango
2. Armada
3. Hungrybox (I hate myself for doing this)
4. M2K
5. PP
6. Axe
.
.
.
978. Goku X-treme
979. Hax
980. Leffen
This list seems pretty accurate, right?
>>253015213
I'd have put Hbox below PPMD as well, but after Evo I'm not so sure.
mew2king sure has lot it though
>>253013916
>M2K has been training Scarfland
what the fuck? was scarflard even at evo?
>>253014997
>This man has been part of the community when it was on the brink of death to EVO mainstage.
And then we saw people go over the brink as the finals took so long
What's so ultimate about mvc3?
>>253015354
Where are you getting hispanic from their faces?
Serious question I can't really see it.
>>253015380
I'd rather be poor and employed than a professional faggot (^:
i hope prog gets better
>>253014682
Wow he dodged a bullet there.
>>253015078
jokes on you i'm 24 and got it.
>>253015469
PIKA NOW
>>253012939
>tfw no Smash Veterans trailer at the end of the tourney
>>253015449
>Smash autists really think that Nintendo isn't just promoting this shit to hype up Sm4sh
>people even thinking that in the slightest
What kind of alternate dimension do you live in?
>>253014835
Prog is a really cool guy. I'm just a random scrub, but he still played 1v1 with me for like 30 mins at a tourney a while back. Helped me out a lot, great dude.
>>253015521
Yes. Made Top 64 I think, then was knocked out.
MY INTERNET WHEN FUCKING OUT IN THE SMASH FINALS.
FUCK THIS SHIT, WHAT DID I MISS?
>>253014380
>Peach counters Fox well
This is absolutely not true
>>253015490
Hungrybox is better than Armada.
This is now official, he beat him not once but twice.
Convincingly.
He's number 2.
>>253015449
>FZero-GX confirmed for evo 2015
>>253015490
Leffen is so pissed that he lost that hes looking to retire now.
>>253015591
OH
GOD
I am hype for Yipes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-PCLO_g5Gw
>>253015490
Switch Goku X-treme with Hungrybox and it'll be perfect.
Here's the Nintendo thing/announcement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwobfEp1bPc
>>253015614
One where Smash is a legit fighting game.
>>253015662
Mango won
So is the character reveal in 7 hours?
>>253015662
Not much.
>>253015490
>Goku X-Treme
>not 0
Is Marvel worth watching? I heard it was boring and just a bunch of zero-deaths
>>253015537
It was the Ultimate jew maneuver when they released a new version less than a year after the release of vanilla MVC3.
>>253015490
>Goku X-treme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_1Ru7DHRNI
>>253015541
Olive skin, hair texture and eyes.
Also Mango has an Hispanic last name.
>>253015582
Are you better now, brother?
>>253015751
>>253015754
Thanks based anons.
>>253015490
>>253015701
this. I know you don't like the guy, but come on.
>>253015658
geez training must've been a waste of time
>>253015752
14 hours
>>253015582
I'm jealous anon
hope you leave this hellish world soon
>>253015490
Don't forget WestChokes.
>>253015767
>250 hit combo
it sucks, no sarcasm.
>>253015614
>TEN MORE YEARS! TEN MORE YEARS
hurr
>>253015721
>playing a video game destroys my body
What the fuck?
>>253015721
holy mother of anal devestation
>>253015494
>>253015213
Yeah, the powerrankings are tougher now. I think I'd go:
Mango > Armada > HBox = PPMD > m2k
Unfortunately. I was pulling for the King to make waves this year, but he just can't keep his focus for a full tourny anymore, it seems.
And I've always been a DrPP fan, but he can't seem to say anything against Armada these days.
>>253012939
>HUNGRYBOX RETAINS GOD STATUS
HB is such a fucking faggot, i hate him so damn much
>>253015614
>Nintendo bans Melee
>Only allows Smash 4with items
How bad would it be?
>>253015662
HBOX BEAT ARMADA TWICE
M2K A SHIT
PIKA DA BEST
MANGO THE KING
