>loot skeleton
>2 gold
>loot skeleton
>milk
>>320656967
They were hidden in the skull, clearly.
That's where a skeleton keeps all of his cherished belongings.
>loot skeleton
>Parietal bone (2)
>Temporal bone (2)
>Occipital bone
>Sphenoid bone
>Ethmoid bone
>Mandible
>Maxilla (2)
>Palatine bone (2)
>Zygomatic bone (2)
>Nasal bone (2)
>Lacrimal bone (2)
>Inferior nasal concha (2)
>Vomer
>malleus (2)
>incus (2)
>stapes (2)
>hyoid bone
>scapula or shoulder blade (2)
>clavicle or collarbone (2)
>sternum (1)
>ribs (24)
>cervical vertebrae (7)
>thoracic vertebrae (12)
>lumbar vertebrae (5)
>Humerus (2)
>radius (2)
>ulna (2)
>scaphoid bone (2)
>lunate bone (2)
>triquetrum bone (2)
>pisiform bone (2)
>trapezium (2)
>trapezoid bone (2)
>capitate bone (2)
>hamate bone (2)
>metacarpal bones (10)
>proximal phalanges (10)
>intermediate phalanges (8)
>distal phalanges (10)
>sacrum (1)
>coccyx (1)
>>320658207
>no patella
0/10 see me after class.
>>320657952
And just how do you know that, Anon?
Something you want to confess?
>>320658809What if they got kneecapped
>Loot skeleton
>Plate of Spaghetti
>>320658931
back to tumblr you go
>>320658207
Sounds like a game for real life killers or some shit
>>320658931
what the fuck did you do
thread derailed in 5 minutes i guarantee it
>>320656967
>Boss-like enemy
>very costly to defeat in battle
>75% to drop nothing
>>320658207
>loot skeleton
>Parietal bone (2)
>Temporal bone (2)
>Occipital bone
>Sphenoid bone
>Ethmoid bone
>Mandible
>Maxilla (2)
>Palatine bone (2)
>Zygomatic bone (2)
>Nasal bone (2)
>Lacrimal bone (2)
>Inferior nasal concha (2)
>Vomer
>malleus (2)
>incus (2)
>stapes (2)
>hyoid bone
>scapula or shoulder blade (2)
>clavicle or collarbone (2)
>sternum (1)
>ribs (24)
>cervical vertebrae (7)
>thoracic vertebrae (12)
>lumbar vertebrae (5)
>Humerus (2)
>radius (2)
>ulna (2)
>scaphoid bone (2)
>lunate bone (2)
>triquetrum bone (2)
>pisiform bone (2)
>trapezium (2)
>trapezoid bone (2)
>capitate bone (2)
>hamate bone (2)
>metacarpal bones (10)
>proximal phalanges (10)
>intermediate phalanges (8)
>distal phalanges (10)
>sacrum (1)
>coccyx (1)
>hipbone (2)
>femur (2)
>patella (2)
>tibia (2)
>fibula (2)
>calcaneus or heel bone (2)
>talus (2)
>navicular bone (2)
>medial cuneiform bone (2)
>intermediate cuneiform bone (2)
>lateral cuneiform bone (2)
>cuboid bone (2)
>metatarsal bone (10)
>proximal phalanges (10)
>intermediate phalanges (8)
>distal phalanges (10)
>>320658993
Hey, I see you're trying to fit in.
>>320658207
(X) Take All
>loot skeleton
>get a legendary drop
>>320656967
They were in his eyesockets, do you even norse tradition
>>320656967
Two gold to cross the river styx
>Steal items from shopkeepers stand.
>Sell them back to him.
>He doesn't notice.
hmmm
>Get fucked in the ass
>Enjoy it
>>320656967
>loot skeleton
>potion of invincibility
too little too late my friend
>>320656967
Golden teeth m8
>Loot wolf
>2 Pewter forks and a pitcher
>>320659737
I know right? Video games are so random! xD
>>320656967
What was he supposed to pay the ferryman with without it?
>>320658207
Im trying to be mad at ya, but I just can't.
Well done.
Golden teeth
Thread solved
>walk into catacombs
>full of lifeless skeletons that you can loot
>they all have a single golden coin
>if your appraisal is high enough it'll reveal that certain skeletons have chocolate coins and forged coins
>when you loot said skeletons or attempt to leave they'll come to life and attack you
>the skeletons with real golden coins are just skeletons and won't wake up no matter what you do
>if you put a real golden coin in the living skeleton's inventory it'll stay dormant and allow you to take its forged/chocolate coin however giving it a golden coin from one of the dormant skeletons will cause the previously dormant skeleton to come to life and attack you
>there's no information or hints in the game that warn you of this
>upsetting the skeletons gives you a hidden curse that results in a 1% chance of enemies resurrecting as skeletons
>Loot wolf
>1 wolf paw (25% chance)
>>320660603
>chance to loot body parts is determined by your overkill damage
>>320661332
>tfw Guts from Berserker would be the best player
>>320661332
>enemy with high drop rate to a particular item stops spawning once you reach a particular level and is replaced with a new enemy type
>>320661530
Overkill would probably much mean the body's too fucked up to loot from. Guts would be pretty shit if he needed some murloc eyes or some shit.
>>320661530
>shitty character from overrated chinese comic would be good at anything vidya related
Back to /jp/ you go.
>>320656967
You are lucky it has anything that you don't see on the character model. Ideally I'd like to see skellingtons maybe have a little pouch or purse hanging on the remnants of a belt or something, and that's where the golds are.
Or maybe it's a creaky old Saxonish/Viking Skeleton and it has arm rings or a necklace or something.
A Celtic barrow skellington or Wight might have a really nice torque.
If you were lucky they would just have a shitty, unsophisticated sword made from mildish iron, although any chieftan with gold torques and shit, would probably have a good sword, either decent iron, or perhaps well made bronze. In a fantasy setting, assuming it didn't get passed down or stolen, it might also be hella magical, which would make him dangerous.
>>320661332
>>320661530
>>320662840
Having to do exactly the right amount of damage to kill an enemy without going over would be a pain in the ass.
Valkyrie Profile CotP basically had the opposite system where you were rewarded for getting as much overkill damage as possible, but in the end it came down to the same thing, only instead of just barely doing enough damage to kill an enemy, you were doing just barely enough damage to keep it alive so that you could get it to -9 godzillion HP in the next round.
>loot skeleton
>2spooky4me
>>320663643
>mfw skeleton are always depicted as slow and extremely fragile in video games while zombies and mummies are tanks
That doesn't make sense.
>>320663852
Zombies and mummies still have flesh
>>320664001
Rotting flesh that you can peel off with your bare hand, and yet they hit like trucks.
Shouldn't skeleton be deadlier than these lesser skeleton covered in rotting flesh?
>>320663852
>there will never be an rpg where skeletons are tanks because they can be dismembered and put themselves back togther unless smashed with a warhammer or something
>>320664317
>Dark Souls
>>320664317
Well, there's Dark Souls, where skeleton can be reanimated unless killed with a divine weapon.
>there will never be a RTS where real undead aren't cannon fodder
>>320664219
Bro, it's all about that connective tissue.
There's nothing holdin' dem bones together!!!
>>320659087
old mortal kombat fatalities?
>>320663084
I know this is bait but it's just so good
>loot cow
>2 coins
>loot wolf
>2 coins
>loot interdenominational being from another realm
>2k coins
>>320658207
>loot all
>skeleton re-assembles and follows you
>>320664604
Shouldn't skeletons be fast as fuck if there's no flesh slowing them down?
>>320664838
You probably just sell spare parts offscreen, like in a Bard's Tale.
>>320664995
>Shouldn't skeletons be fast as fuck if there's no flesh slowing them down?
Some draw fag did a thing on that where because they are animated by magic they have ultimate speed.
>>320665167
That kinda makes sense, I guess. If they're animated by magic, they don't need to breathe, they instantly know where you are (no ears, no eyes), they never get tired or bored, and they don't even need momentum to swing their weapons.
Christ, I understand why skeletons are so spooky.
>loot kobold
>silk panties
>kill a knight
>find a breastplate
I hated Dark souls for that reason
>>320665706
You hated it because enemies dropped their armor?
>>320665891
No, because you kill a fully armored enemy twenty times and get his armour piece after piece.Compared to the Elder Scrolls games where you can loot everything, it's annoying.
>>320666019
The difference between TES games and Dark Souls is that armor is a LOT more valuable in Dark Souls, mainly thanks to Poise. In TES you can loot everything for money, but vary rarely do you actually find armor that's decent to wear.
>>320660456
This sounds like someone finished making their game before the deadline and wanted to have fun for a few hours.
>>320661332
This is how I stopped myself from going insane over low drop rates in WoW.
>need a boar heart or something
>kill boar
>no heart
I just tell myself that my character must have damaged the heart too much to be of value.
>>320666336
I was about to call you a liar, but then I remembered that during my last Skyrim play, I switched from a dwarven armour to a dragonbone armour and only got +20 armour.
Plus armours look better in Dark Souls, honestly.
>>320664967
wouldn't even wish that upon my worst enemy
>>320664967
I think it was Ultima 9 that you had to put a bone from a defeated skeleton in your inventory or it would reassemble.
>>320658887
>>320669467
TP Zelda clearly best girl
>>320660175
Why don't you kill yourself?
Throw yourself into a pitt.
So yeah guys im sick of being harrassed online by virgin boys when im gaming...
Yes im a female
Yes im a gamer girl
Yes i workout
Yes im a personal trainer
Yes im a forklift operator
SO FUCKING WHAT?
no i wont date you, i only date fit white men with a good education
>>320665167
Helicopter Skeletons i believe it was. Something along the lines of them being animated by magic and therefore having no limit to how powerful/fast they can be.
>encounter villain from previous game
>he's a disgraced and ambitionless husk of a man
>>320659207
i knew i should have viewed that thread, now i see this image everywhere. fuck
>>320656967
some cultures would put a coin over each eye so the dead person would have money to pay the toll to get to hades. So a skelly having two gold isn't that outrageous.
>tfw youll become a skeleton one day
Kind of excited
>>320665167
>>320664995
>>320664219
>bones hold x amount of reanimating and buffing magic
>bones and flesh hold x+y amount of reanimating and buffing magic
necromancy 101 you plebs
>>320671326
>implying zombies are fully reanimated
Raise zombies =/= resurrection
>>320669467
>bone-head
>>320658931
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>>320671527
Post that video, i lost the link.
>>320671108
That, and the coin under the tongue, are the source of the 1-2 coin loot
doesn't matter tho, were here for the me me
>>320659207
What's with this image?
>>320664808
>>320667923
spurdo will always be funny to me
>>320670062
Wrong thread
>>320673543
That is not the spurdo you once knew anon
>>320663852
TES 4 had tank sekeletons. Skeleton champions I think. I remember they always one handed claymores. Shit was badass.
>Get to Mt. Gagazet
>Girls start stripping
>Being sexy in hot spring
>Dad walks in
>Unzips my pants
>Tells me to start beating it or I'm disowned
>2 gold
>>320670615
Well that usually happens to powerful men who lose everything. It is overused though.
The gold was probably actually in his eye sockets. Because someone put the coins over his eyes for his toll to cross the river or whatever.
>>320658207
Roguelike logic
>>320658207
>ribs (24)
>not 26
>killing only adam's skeleton and sparing eve
reverse triggerd
>>320656967
Oh I get it. Its an old viking skeleton or something where they put coins on the eyes of their dead. That's neat.
>start game
>check inventory
>"1 skeleton (you)"
>>320656967
>Lott Skeleton
>Skull (x2)
>Activate Skeleton
>new thief skill
>Steal: Skeleton
>>320659087
holy shit nigger are you a doctor?
>>320659087
>kill human skeleton
>butchering sentients is abhorrent so you can't loot him
>kill troll skeleton
>loot his bones
![Healty-Bone-Skeleton[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N1JkXIt.jpg "Healty-Bone-Skeleton[1].jpg")
>Activate skeleton
>Receive a calcium buff
>>320677923
>drink 6 liters of milk per day
>losing weigh due to diarrhea, skeleton get stronger
I am becoming a skeleton
>Loot skeleton boss
>1 [Bone](Picked)
uh, fillings. the hitlers did this to the buddhists back in the revolution of 66, checked skulls and shit for them
>>320670062
What a retard.
What game allows me to take skulls and build the skull throne with them?
>>320678026
>>drink 6 liters of milk per day
But the acne senpai
>>320678026
>Skeleton soon starts growing over your skin
>new flesh is now bone
>one with skeleton
![Fibrodysplasia_ossificans_progressiva[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OQujkrR.jpg "Fibrodysplasia_ossificans_progressiva[1].jpg")
>>320680962
Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva
>>320681221
Brutal.
>>320677043
>someone else remembered Tuff Puppy
What does Bill Hartman smoke even
