Meanwhile on Stone Age /v/...
Ugh see smoke signal that say great snow shaman "walk away" from Blizzard Trib. Me think he was forcefully removed from stone tribe since high chiefs don't look his rocks. Either way, Warlords of Rock not going to save Warstone berrypickers.
>>251548963
Plains of Warstone never unga.
Blizzard Tribe not make good Rock in 10000 moon cycles.
This what bird goddess should look like
Rock falls to the bottom of the pit
/stone/ not care today.
when come patch that make wheel roll?
>feel when build personal rock
All I do is go on /rock/
went to rockstop to trade in mammoth today, got 2 pebbles for trade
FUCKING ROCKSTOP
>>251551493
Never
Blizzard Tribe going to make wheel not only roll, they were going to make wheel role fast.
But then they take away wheel rolling at all and give two small stones instead.
Now Warstone ungas get no wheel they were promised, just two rocks.
Spiritual Avatars also look the same now, no more different avatar faces.
Cave painting from land across sea better than cave painting here
>>251552067
Woog revealed
Mind thought thrown out.
unga women no want women parts
man no want man parts
cave artists all care about woman who want man who like man
bio trib say they have man who only like man
too erectus for this shit.jpg
Ugh say red rock better. Is harder. Oog say green rock better. Is sharper.
Me still use bone, old method best. tools too complicated today.
grog wishes to be the tiny lady
>>251551831
At least you can trade Mammoth
Me get Mammoth through steam pools, come with spear chucker who won't go. He say Mammoth not really mine and that me can't give mammoth for anything unless me got Offering Mammoth.
Should have gotten mammoth from bay.
>>251552234
Bio tribe worship beaked shamans now, unga should know better.
>>251552586
>using bay for mammoth
Enjoy vengeful spirit gods eating you and making no more mammoth for the rest of tribes.
If Rock in Smash,why they no have Pterodactyl too?
>>251552981
Good luck, me behind 7 tar pits.
Mok say youre waifu a shit
SLING BEST
BOW IS FOR BERRYPICKERS
MANY OOGS IMPORT BOW FROM NOT HERE
ENJOY YOUR NO ROCKS
ENJOY NOT HAVING AMMO
ENJOY LOSING YOUR UNGA WOMEN TO SLING HOMO ERECTUS
BOW HUNGOS GETTING BLOWN THE OOG OUT
>>251553374
you like man to mount you
go get mounted in your own cave
>>251553374
>being this rock
>2011 BC
>Oog face when no friend to play in steam pools with
Oog sad. Any other rockmen want to play steam pool games with Oog? Me no berrypicker.
>>251552559
When Grog remove Neanderthal shrieking from /rock/?
>>251553695
Risk of Rock?
>>251553821
Oog no have. Not enough berries.
Can tribe talk ancient god war story from steam pools? Me like character is poxgod. Any storytellers enact on steam pools?
>>251553984
U.G.H: Divine Geomancey?
>That funga whunga when the goddess of dream time is my waifook
U tar stick sniffers?
>>251553212
smiled
Hunting better before spear
Small ones all use spear
no choke with hands
spear users like sleepman
not like toughman, use hands
i hate sleepman, they ruin hunting.
>roleplaying on /v/
>>>/reddit/
Me walk around and find cave.
Me explore cave, it have bigbig stone man head.
Me run away because dead bone walking in cave, scary.
>>251554289
all these male berry pickers who get mounted by man
>>251554023
>try to discuss rock on /rock/
>massive wind of poopoo happen
>try to discuss stone on /rock/
>calm speaking happen
What the ugh?
>>251554289
Me no go Reditt! Reditt tribe bah! Reditt tribe man stick man-stick into other man!
Me want to love ceremony with Rainflash.
bride left oocha for urk because bride say oocha spend more time on steam pool that kids
what do? me no want to be berrypicker
should oocha go get club and bash urk's head in?
>>251554683
You thinking of Tumbling tribe.
Reditt tribe just neanderthals
>>251554808
Is right thing do. Urk is nothief to any male, even berrypicker. Now make vengeance and do spirits proud.
this me rockfu
your rockfu a dung
>>251554976
oocha has mammoth bone club ready
me go get bride back then play more on steam pool
>>251554683
I hear they also stole our fire!
>>251555169
Reditt stole fire? goga go get mammoth spear ready
me will smash their walls down
me hate rocks
>>251554543
Stone ia smooth. Rock is rough. Maybe is reason.
>>251555169
me see cave paintings look like our cave paintings
s'thugga say we go and paint pictures of women doodoo-ing over their cave
>>251555410
No. Tribe is known too many. Is danger to us. Many enemy may come.
>>251555169
>>251555340
Fire nature to spread, don't be neanderthal and think fire not spread eventually.
Reditt tribe fire not used correctly anyway,
>>251555169
One day friend Ugh make cave drawing. Friend Ugh cave drawing funny, all tribe laugh because grasp cave drawing.
Reddit tribe man come and see cave drawing. He not grasp, but he see tribe laugh. He go back to Reddit tribe and draw bad copy of cave drawing. Now Reddit tribe laugh but when ask Reddit tribe man, nobody grasp.
Me angry!
*telebungas behind you*
OOK! nothing bunga runga kid...
Me go to rockstop and talk to gatherer see if her like rock
She says no and tar came out of loincloth
Fucking rockstop
>>251555673
shaman pls go
>>251555674
Now everyone thing cave painting dung and no one want new cave paintings.
>>251555725
You fault for buy at rockstop. Rockstop buy used rock for 1+1 shells. Rockstop sell used rock for 1+1+1+1 shells. Sell new rock for 1+1+1+1+1 shells. Number man say this is bad buy.
You remember when Tee Eff Too forest was best hunting place? Me remember. Valve tribe force everyone to pay a few berries to hunt there, but hunting was good so it fair. Then the Valve tribe start give silly hats to hunters and make overpowered bows and spears that ruin challenge of hunt. Then they stop forcing people to pay berries to hunt and then EVERYONE hunt there and ruin hunting community.
>tfw me sad about never hunt good with friends again in Tee Eff Too forest
>tfw me have no face
small big-head man come from sky, tell me to build big rock city
wat do?
>Cro Magnons will never, EVER get fire
How does that make you feel?
Fuck y'all niggas we'll out.
Enjoy your shitty rocks.
>me oog
>go to UGGIN RockShop
>me buy new rock system
>has all best rocks
>that expression when other rock system has no rocks
>goldencavemanface.stone
>get back to cave
>that expression when no wife
>feelbad.ugh
>don't care play rock
>called Cave Story
>have fun
>have fun 2011 + 3000 B.C
>I oggu roogu
>after watch Club La Club
>beat self
>day good
>>251556415
>me go to tee eff hunting forest for old times memory
>many tribe of ones who wear animal fur while have sex
>many small ones who can't even throw spear or draw bow
>leave
me pat back
all caveman here at stone wall
smile
>>251556449
Small big-head man from sky? Me know him! He tell me to build big fancy rock pile. Me wonder why small big-head man want fancy rock stuff.
Female not represented in realistic manner in cave drawing or statue. Me offended and demand apology.
>>251557319
Stop mouth and gather more berries.
ME PANIC
ME SET FUNNY PLANT FIRE
SMELL FIRE
ME FEEL FUNNY
ATE ALL DINORITOS
THINK ME DYING
>that feeling when no cave-mate to smash rocks together with
truly the gods have abandoned me.
>>251557319
get in back kiln unga
>>251557394
This what me talk bout.
Female just good as man. Why man speak women this way?
>>251557319
>be THIS hairy
CJW pls
reminder that all discussions about squid girls that covers tribe with war paint belong in cave /vg/
>>251557074
maybe small big head man needs to "get him rocks off"
>>251557465
Woman can not hunt. Woman get kill when try to lift club, hahaha.
>>251557465
Men hunt oxes everyday, weak men gather berries. Women gather berries. See same?
>>251557465
Man no say, "me throw rock far, me man!" Why she men say, "look me throw rock, am girl!"? Stop be cave whore.
>Me find out how use green arrow today
>me hear say of women tribe who want to erase my cavedrawings of women
>me face when me scare
>me scare
>>251557726
>>251557734
Woman do all that if man quit acting better than woman.
>>251557418
Me hear if you survive 30 cold seasons without ever doing the mating ritual you become a shaman. This true?
>>251557465
>UGGGGGUGGGGGG WHY CANT ME BE SAME AS MAN
>"U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UJINGA THOUGH
>ME THINK MAN IS DUMB DUMB
>BAM BAM
>>>/river/
>>251557685
Cursed Rocklos.
>>251557685
ME SMASH FUNNY LOOKING MUD CHILD WITH ROCK IF NO STOP BAD FUNNYS
Me buy new rock, but inside rock crawl many bug. Ew.
>>251557972
Eat bug?
>>251557848
No, woman say ugh ugh men useless if woman do everything. That why men do everything. Take off the mask you berrypicker. I am no trick.
>>251556479
Ayy lmao
>>251557972
>Not keep bug as pet
There caveman like this exist
>>251558001
No good. Rock-maker promise silkworm, but no silkworm. Rock roll very slow.
>>251558039
Man useless if dead. Why not let woman hunt if so dangerous? Woman help. If die then die.
>>251557848
>Woman can hunt good too! Man just need to stop saying woman can no hunt good.
Why not just go hunt and prove you hunt good? Why you feel need for man approval in order to hunt good?
>see crossbone
>do raindancetwice
>walk away
>>251558125
Bug pet is fun, but bug keepers must go to >>>/vp/.
>>251558296
See this why women gather berries. Tribe need child. If no woman how tribe grow? Stop mouth, me finish
Chief take fifty Dino Kill Pebbles from Rungo for falling in tar pit. Rungo hope Chief fall off high rock and die. Rungo lead people and take good clubs and hide for self.
>>251558368
But you end up in kind of same place caveman
what ugh's fave carvings?
mine cavestory
>>251554185
>wasting your life on japanese cave paintings
>>251558461
If no men how tribe grow? Checkrock women-better-thinker.
unga bunga rockstop
WINTER 200013
>>251557782
you cavedrawing of woman look like shit
look lumis cavedrawing and learn how make good cavedrawing
Your favorite rock is shit.
>>251558328
you shitlord me alpha of tribe who respect women me like women who can hunt
me girlfriend wear rock dildo and she make me cave woman, me confident about my sexuality so thanks to cavewoman me liberated caveman
me even let monkeys have sex with me girlfriend, it good to embrace diversity, i bet you dont even get laid with rock in butt do you shitlord?
go fap to cave drawings and let real caveman do
>>251558628
One man can have 1+1+1 woman and make many child. One woman with child, more man cannot make child.
>>251558461
look at>>251558628
Me refuse have sex with elder
>>251558801
Your imagine bride is poo
biorock cloudplace a shit. pretty carving, bad rockplay.
>>251558935
BRIDE NOT IMAGINE
BRIDE JUST FLAT
>>251558620
>japanese
You mean weird-yellow-island-men? Me hear they have best sharpened rocks. Me hear they knap rock 10000 times until the edge is so sharp that it cut mammoth in half with single swing.
>>251559089
Is true. Me have one.
>Posting in broken English
Why? Just because it's long time ago doesn't mean people couldn't speak a proper language. The proto-Indo-European language existed at the end of the stone age.
>this whole wall
I express emotions to all
>>251557861
Shaman here. Is true.
I dun get the zog wit animal breeding. Hunun takes animals, gets more animals, nothing zongo here, only huntards lose. You huntards keep on mogging bushes HO OH HO.
>>251559208
>Me no understand humor
Rate my rock you /v/ermin.
>>251559089
if rock was good then no need knap
yellow man rock is poop
>>251559208
Is joke? Hahaha, very joy fellow tribekin
>>251559208
Look at funny talk man and howl. Beat chest because he go to gravel school. Wow.
>Calling it slanted sticks
It's obviously two rods.
>>251559430
rock full of symbol not good
rock with no symbol best rock
>>251559579
>two rods
it two fish kissing
>>251559605
How can rock with no symbols be considered best rock? What drive I have of rock with no symbols?
>>251559579
It obviously tall mountains against blue sky, ungwa.
you ever think saber tooth tiger get embarass when poops? haha
Me hide in bushes, get many laughs from hearing tribe argument. Feel like stomach flying into sky, like bird.
Never evolve, proto-/v/.
>>251559430
What point of funny symbols? They just make rock look dumb.
>>251559579
it's crossing rivers you dung
Visit rockstop
cavewoman at counter see me hiding in bush
>unga? she say
me fall out of bush and innards fall out of rabbit
me red faced like ass of money
me grab rock and pay with rabbit.
at cave me play rock
rock not even complete, need other rocks, need more rabbit to play rock i already gave rabbit for
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
>>251559709
is superior because can clean
rock with symbol hard to clean
>see ubuu mating with animal
>me scare
>tell big shaman about it
>big shaman kills ubuu
Big shaman protects.
Gods are asleep, post cave photos
(USER WAS STONED FOR THIS POST)
>>251557685
may vengeful spirits claim ur life force rockolos
Berrypicking ungas defend this
>>251560063FUCK I SAID PHOTOS
>>251559430
"UHN UHN ME PUT WORD ON ROCK"
>>251560063
look at cavedrawing
not even man with stick
just horse
this for little cavegirl
think you mate with horse too
>>251559579
>two rods
I wish I could club you to death
>>251548524
NYAAAAAAAHHHHHH
(I say, these savages are quite primitive.)
>>251559579
it big bonfire
>>251560063
>enjoying my little bigger goat
>>251558892
>*tips leopard skin*
>>251560430
*unzips loincloth*
>>251560063
Holy stone tablet say:
#15
Thou shall not draw steeds for they are evil in mod's eye
>>251560340
big gecko not even right sun cycle
get together boogal
>>251560345
4 u
>>251560340
Me remember when lizard beast attacked me on my super nest. Perspective made world spin dizzy.
>>251560487
>>251560430
ironic rockposting still rockposting
>you bought a Rockstation 4
>Rock carvers make worse rocks every passing cold season
>They make more and more rocks for berry-pickers and beast-lovers
>Too easy to use rocks are everywhere
Where you when rock carving die?
3DS-lab is better travel slab than vit-cano
prove ugh wrong
>>251560616
what is iron fellow cavebrother.
>rock wars
>muh cave drawings
>face
>>251560665
2D-Slab look stupid, though. Inferior design, like square wheel. What point?
>>251560658
>buying no rocks 4
>>251560340
GrrrrrrrrrrOWLLLL
(What the fuck are you doing here? Dinosaurs are extinct you scaly bird.)
>>251560665
not even stony want vit-cano
vit-cano just spirit now
>>251560668
no know, hear tribe across river say it
>>251560658
>implying Rockstation 4 will have any good rocks
LaughingPlainsWomen.cavepainting
>>251560843
That just what they want you think. Like giant cave spider. I hear rumor they make wall-scribblings here just like us. But no proof yet.
>>251560340
>>251560843
*tips loincloth*
>>251560937
Sounds like someone bought a Rockbox One
HA
HA
>>251560947
>giant cave spider.
It's real, I am elder, I can confirm
>>251560947
GRRROOARR
(How do you understand my language? It's quite literally impossible that you could interpret that I was referring to a Raptor and the impossibility of it's existence in this day and age.)
>>251561135
My father village elder at Nintenrock!
>>251561041
no casual homerock
personal rock master tribe
UGH UGH UGH!!
NISA REMOVING CAVE DRAWINGS FROM CRIMINAL ROCKS
LITERALLY WIPING AWAY CAVE DRAWINGS, CAVE DRAWING TOO LEWD THEY SAY
CAVE DRAWING ISLAND MAN WORK HARD ON THEY SAY TOO OBSCENE
>>251560937
>>251561041
Both stupid berrypickers. Rock U not even have to compete, letting Rockstation and Rockbox club each other until see stars. Enjoy Cave of Mammoth Doody 5, berrypickers.
>>251561041
Dumb.
Everyone know this lunar year of Rock U.
>>251561227
criminal rock dinosaur poop anyway
>>251561041
>implying I don't play all my rocks on my rocktop
Personal Rock master race
>>251561007
Grrrrrrrr....
(You're talking about fur you apes violently tore off my brethren for your own personal gain.)
>>251560947
There is a cave spider behind these carvings.
>>251561379
UGA
THIS NOT CAVEMAN
THIS CAT
BONK CAT IN STUPID HEAD
>>251561151
Ohshi- me been found out. Wait...how YOU speak ungabunga?
>>251561309
>rocktop
>become hot
>master tribe
MORE LIKE LAVA ROCK
Me cavedrawman here
requests?
>>251561309
>he chiseled a rocking rocktop
>>251561590
Solid Rock fighting Liquid Rock
>>251561534
Grr..
(touché)
>>251561590
Requesting Sweating berrypicker wiping head with clooth
>>251561417
Oh shit he right!
>>251561569
How that 30 rolls per second? Me too busy enjoying 120+ rolls per second.
>>251561590
this is a sun worshiping cave
>>251561670
You mean Hard Snake and Water Snake?
>>251561286
>RockU
>Rockstation
>Rockbox
>not owning Personal Rockputer
>not having prettiest & funnest rocks at all times
Filthy rock-sole peasant probably not even know about anti-rockliasing.
>>251561590
>>251561731Part of my actually wants to see an actual drawfag swoop in and contribute a cavepainting-style picture of this
>>251561813
Yes
>Rockputer
Silly neanderthal, it call Boulder. Just because Steve Rocks popular and make smoother boulder lookalike not make it better than Boulder you chisel yourself. Smooth Boulder hard to stop on hill, hard to hold, and made of material that not accept personal chiselwork
>Be me
>Walk down forest
>Picking berries, sticks, and rocks
>See this
What do?
>>251561842I can legit draw, but since it's this kind of thread, it's gonna be crude
>>251561670
>>251561813
>>251561590
Draw bird goddess in nothing-suit please.
>>251561842
munga paint
>>251561992
You convince Ug.
Tomorrow Ug go to nearest Rockle Cave and return Rockputer.
If only get in-cave credit, Ug will bash.
>>251562103
That look like turd next to green snake wetting loincloth. You learn draw behind bush?
>tfw egomammoth say bad thing about one of favorite rock
>tfw egomammoth followers will say bad thing about one of favorite rock
ooga
>>251561826
>know about anti-rockliasing.
implying i want my rocks to be round
many many small sharp rocks are better than round rocks
>>251553374
I mount your mom like sabertooth
enjoy not having rocks to buy slab from rockstop while I use arrow and keep many stone
>>251562196
Is good enough. Cavepainter win one Interrock.
>>251557685
OONGA BOONGA ROCKLOS
>>251562054
>berry picker as fuck
>no sling
Nightskin better run to friend.
Ha ha. But you don't have friend. Smash head on rock now.
>>251562435
What am you just say about me, you little cro-magnon? Me am have you be told me am hunt many seals, and me am be on many night-time raid on tribe that live over hill, me am have over three hand worth kill as witness by other hunters. Me am trained with lots of gorrilas for warfare and am best stone-slinger in whole tribe. You am nothing to me but just another pair ears for necklace. Me am wipe you out with exactness which am not ever been seen on this side of valley, you am better listen to what I am say. You am thinking you get away with smear shit on cave wall?
You am best think again, me have keen nose to smell where you pee, me am come like storm.
Storm that fuck you in ass. You fucking dead knuckle-dragger, me am can be many places and me can smash your head several different ways, and that am just with own hands. Not only am me good at hit things, me have many sharp sticks and rocks in cave, and me use them for hunt you dead, you am dung-head. If you am know who you mess with you am not talk so smart, but you don't, you not, and now you am pay price, you dumb. Me am poop hard and angry on you and you am drown in it. You am dead cave-guy.
>this whacka bunga
>>251562328
Egomammoth think shaman but he just big berrypicker, not know how to play with rock but act like know how to play with rock.
>>251560843
Dinosaur extinction a hoax. Bones put in ground by lizardmen.
>>251562196
this pleases sun
>>251562103
Wow cavepaintingfag you are good
If I tribe elder, you mate with daughter
Neanderthal master race want to point out rock is better than stick, for all homos sapiens
>Me touch when berry finder NEVER, EVER get beast meat
Bow has no rocks
>>251562730
B-BOW HAS STICKS THOUGH
ROCK PLEBS STAY ANGER
Oogario have deepest story-vision
>>251562730
>dem rock-tipped assault bows
THANKS OOBAMA
>>251562721
Not true. Ugh give beast meat to your mother last night.
>>251562553
At least Egomammoth better than RockSidePhil
>>251562568
This bone painting now
Thread music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6JmrvFhMso
>>251562976
Scary!
>2014BC
>still thinking Ooga U is the next Booga Boy
top bunga
>>251562112
Ugh just doing Ugh job.
>>251562976
>cut
You better hope desert merchants never get to your cave
>>251562976
2booga4me
>>251563089
thanks bunga
>>251563089
This bunga mate with man. Real cave music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEMYYi4F-sk
>>251563157
10 ROCKS OUT OF TEN
me have raging rock-on
>>251554289
You no trick Unga. Me know that reditt tribe here to try and take rockfoo. reditt no take!
>>251561842
>>251562103
>>251561731Decided to do it good anyway. Stone me caveman
>>251563157
Not sure if want to hit with club to drag back to cave or to kill. Why her head look like sting-swarm?Or a Muffin.
>>251563157
It beautiful! Me gonna spend much time in bushes with it.
>me face when rockstation 4 and xstone one don't have no games
>me face went personal pebble master species
>>251563157
MUH ROCK
>>251563378
not knowing of famous fat rock woman sculpture
>>251563308That's pretty good. The Berry juice is a nice touch.
>>251563236
Good taste, you are true hunter
These good too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAYFS0H24P4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxZs95vhS2Y
>>251563481
This give me many smiles. Bunga was not one who mates with man tonight.
>>251563157
10/10 would get my rocks off again.
Stupid cave woman think GiantRock ask Ugga join tribe instead of ask cave woman because Ugga light skin and cave man.
Oog make face when
>>251563481
>>251563089
>>251563236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwPX-gWGL-g
You're all wrong.
>>251563826
Bunga speak weird, sound throw in river to be wash away forever
>>251560658
me think rockstation not use rock. I go rockstation tribe,
They say "come play rockstation 4, Ungon."
when Ungon get to rockstation cave Ungon only find dusty rocks that don't go as far as rock he had.
Ungon break rockstation.
>me chisel favorite rock on tablet
>mom enter cave
>me try to break tablet but made harder than hand
>mom see rock, beat me with tree
>not allowed to chisel
>family throw rock when see me
>unga we just want what's best for you
>still make me hunt, say no more free meat
does /rock/ relate?
W-what's going on in this thread guys?
>>251562958
Egomammoth also not good Rockfriend
Egomammoth think alpha, but theta.Unga think Egomammoth's cavewoman is caveman in shadow
>borrow pebble from friend
>find copy of unga no bunga on it
Does he want the club, /rock/?
>>251564103
Everyone know RockTron was only one worth mammoth doodoo. That tribe doomed when he go back to own cave.
>>251564159
rockfriends club rockfriend if need.
some rockfriend no think good.
>>251564220
Grumpy Tribe fail when RockTron Leave!
Rocktron best rockfriend!
Egomammoth alone with cavewoman wish it was Rocktron.
Rocktron know...
>>251563995
SHINY MAN IN TRIBE
ALL HAIL SHINY MAN
>>251564307
To be fair though, some of RockTron funny come from Pterdactyl him keep for pet. Me will feel real sad when he take spirit journey home.
>>251564368
Shiny Man am Shiny, but he also have drippy death. Not sure if Bunga want.
>>251564307
What your opinion on Danny Rockbang?
>>251563749
Cavewoman was caveman in shadow.
elder take what make caveman like us.
Caveman now hides in sight from other caveman
Me think caveman who afraid of caveself need go.
>me face when see thread
Funny cave anons make me laugh long time
no be different cave /v/
>Wall turn into cave celeb wall
Stone me tribe
One of hunt mates say Xrocks Bone good rock, what does /rock/ say
This not stone games.
But this place called /stone/.
Uga booga, where the stone games at?
