Imagine if this gets multiplayer like Conker's BFD. Weapons hidden on map corners and using them until you grab another one.
Also, Splatoon thread. Please no shitposting
>>251187649
>>251187649
>Imagine if this gets multiplayer like Conker's BFD
That'd be sweet
New trailer when?
Boy, fucking Splatoon sure was flavor of the week.
This shit is DoA.
Please report, sage, and hide obvious Splatoon shitpost/false flag threads.
Don't let these assholes ruin real Splatoon threads for the rest of us?
>>251189506
How is this a shitposting thread? OP is talking about the game.
>>251189623
One, he's using an image that was created for shitpost threads
Two, we haven't had any new information on this fucking game since E3, please stop talking about it so we aren't associated with the other half of the crossover in OP's pic.
>>251189890
Yet FFXV threads are ok despite no fucking info since E3 2013?
>>251190250
I haven't seen a single one, actually.
Oh, I get it, you're Armored Core-fag, aren't you?
Or maybe part of the shitposter IRC?
>>251190250
they are filled with shitposting and everyone hates the game now.
>>251190478
>I haven't seen a single one, actually.
>>251190523
It's a shit game after all
>>251190694
well yeah, its nothing but scripted events. this has actual gameplay and what we have seen so far looks really good and not your typical modern day cod shit.
>all this anger over nothing
Keep going, it's a good read.
The sweet irony wil be that Splatoon, a game obviously intended for a younger audience, will actually attract your 18-20something people because all the twelve-year-olds will still stick to Cawadooty and Battlefield.
>hey guys let's talk about the game
>WOOOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT REPORT THREAD SAGE HIDE!!
We can see who the real shitposters are.
>>251191520
I'm sorry, look at the thread from yesterday with the same OP image. Now understand why I'm upset.
>>251191520
>sexualizing the Link
OCTAGON!
>>251191395
its intended for everyone.
>>251191395
Yeah, because kids watch stuff like the Directs or Digital Event streams
>>251191712
It's intended for casuals.
>>251187649
>Wait a minute... that colour scheme
>>251189890
>Stop talking about this game
Whoa, guys. Guess we're dealing with the boss over here.
>>251192730
The gameplay shown so far is too complex for casuals.
>>251187649
Looks like some sonic/mlp bullshit
>>251187649
>shorts instead of spats
You deserve the shitposting in your thread OP.
>>251187649
The devs already said during E3 that you select your weapons beforehand.
>>251191701
>drinking tea is sexual
You have some fucked up ideas about sex, anon. Lay off the porn a bit.
>>251192792
..is cute
I hope we have purple and pink squiddies.
>>251194117
Wow sex god over here, I bet you think holding hands in public is just normal shit you fucking sexual deviant.
We really should show this game to /d/ on the next occasion. I think they/it would like the theme.
>>251193949
Does that mean it's technically a class-based shooter? Seems neat.
>>251194243
I'm onto you.
>>251194514
Yeah, basically. They said that the paint roller shown in the trailers/montages would be a sort of selectable special/super weapon and that there would be different guns that have different rates of fire and ink splotch sizes and such.
They didn't go into a ton of detail, but pre-game loadout customization is confirmed as well as super weapons like the paint roller.
>>251194919
Damn, that sounds like a load of fun. I love class-based shooters.
I like you OP
>>251187649
pony shit stays on the containment board
>>251193949
Wow, what a fucking waste of gameplay variety
>>251187649
I've seen this character somewhere before
>>251195305
I don't see any ponies here anon.
>>251187649
That is a really cute color scheme
>>251187649
What is this an edit of again?
>>251195340
How is that a waste of gameplay? Legit question too.
What would you rather they have done?
>>251194919
Roller is not a special weapon. It's just a normal weapon. Watch the ign interview.
http://www.ign.com/videos/2014/06/11/splatoon-gameplay-demo-ign-live-e3-2014
>>251195803
So the roller is essentially the Heavy of Splatoon?
>>251195936
Looks like it's a near instant kill. Might be closer to the Pyro in those terms if movement speed is normalized.
>>251195790
Have weapons scattered/hidden around the stage. Have more than one weapon during the match
>>251196159
I wonder just how it will work. Is it a pick-up or do you get it if certain requirements are met?
>>251196262
You get it when you start the match by selecting it as your weapon. I'm not sure I understand the question.
>>251195663
Yeah, it's prettysweet
>>251196220
You'll probably have your sidearm and main weapon or something along those lines. Maybe you can find hidden weapons.
Anyone who recognizes the colour scheme is obviously a brony themselves.
Daily dose incoming
>>251196696
Thanks, doc.
>>251196696
>there will be daily dose /v/ nightlies for splatoon
I must ready my body.
>>251196696
I really wish you can select your ink color and battle against another selected ink color and not have set colors matches like orange-blue
>>251187649
You can't fool me, OP.
>>251196494
Yeah, but I gotta say it's not a very common color scheme, generously speaking.
>>251197009
I'm really hoping they allow that.
It'd be up there with clans/tags.
>>251196475
I thought it was some kind of special weapon. Does it deal damage? How does it affect movement? Can you jump with it? What are the pros and cons?
It sounds like it may be overpowered, or underpowered, or lead to a really fun asset to a team. I imagine players would have one dedicated roller to go through and cover ground, while being pocketed by more offensive classes. Maybe I understand it wrong.
>>251196494
Or as the french say, "belle"
>>251196696
I'm really looking forward to playing this with /v/
![1446-aku-not-sure-if-want[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/b92Cnf9.png "1446-aku-not-sure-if-want[1].png")
>Wii U inevitably gets opened up to homebrew/hacking/whatnot
>some dude makes a nude texture mod for the characters
>also retextures tentacles and paint guns to look like dicks
>all of the "ink" is turned white
>>251197367
I might actually have to give /v/irgins my Nintendrone account name to play with.
>>251187649
What are the chances of this game becoming an Esport?
>>251197335
It looks like it does pretty massive damage. Probably a one- or two-hit-kill. Best uses I can see for it are laying paths and ambushing enemies.
Bitches be forgetting about niggas hiding in the walls.
>>251197841
>Single roller comes rolling into mid
>Other team chuckles
>What they don't know is that the rest of the team is hiding in the ink behind the roller
>The raping commences
I see fun things coming out of this.
>>251197703
100%
>>251197703
50%
>>251197703
50%
>>251198498
>>251198507
50% mind
50% hot air
>>251194919
I'd like it if they had a selection of different clothes and equipment that determined attributes like walk/run speed, reload speed, aiming speed, swimming speed in addition to a choice of loadouts and specials.
>>251198498
>>251198507
Averagemind
>>251198498
>>251198507
So that's a 100% chance then?
>>251198839
>>251199272
/mlp/ GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY SPLATOON THREAD
It's pretty sad that this autist goes out of his way to make these reverse shitposting threads.
>>251196650
that makes you one then?
>>251199272
You had job, nigga. At least try to be subtle with it.
>>251196650
What's wrong with being a brony?
>>251199968
I don't like them.
>>251199968
>>251198498
so is Splatoon in the same universe as Mario?
>>251199968
>brony
Autism and spaghetti leaking from every pore of your body
>/mlp/ lurker
opposite of brony
>>251199968
Am I the only one who's looking forward to playing this game with /v/?
>>251199968
><> J
>>251199942
>>251199749
nah, don't worry.
that OP pic is literally a squid version of that pony.
reverse search that shit and it'll take you to a pony fan art site.
![467395-wolfenstein-3d-pc-98-screenshot-title-screens[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4t6mXVD.png "467395-wolfenstein-3d-pc-98-screenshot-title-screens[1].png")
>>251200126
"Mario playing Wolf3D" would probably fit better
>>251200316
>implying I didn't know this
>>251200281
took me a second.
>>251199968
reddit-tier neckbeards that act like a bunch of feminists or oppressed negros.
being /mlp/ goer is fine, but
>watching pony shit
>>251187649
You are aware of the fact that you posted a squidified pony right?
>>251200440
im glad i don't know much of that nigger show as you do then.
I dunno, looks like the gimmick will wear out fast. Predicting disappointment on this one.
>>251197703
Considering that Assfaggots was a casual map made for a more complex game, about 100%
>>251200546
I was not aware of this.
Why were you?
>>251197754
for some fucking reason I read that as american dream
![VNyk86k[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MrypQFT.png "VNyk86k[1].png")
>>251200890
>saying something like that
>here
>this entire thread
Everysquid just needs to calm down and talk about the game. Has it been confirmed to be at TGS?
>>251187649
I almost want to buy a Wii U just for that game and smash
>>251200890
No, but I don't think weeaboos get away with mocking bronies, they have about 89% of their autism in them
>>251201318
don't start with this shit.
>>251200546
Really? I didn't notice.
>>251201318
>Everysquid
Stop trying to force this. It's not even funny.
>>251201318
>everysquid
Oh god, it's already happening.
>>251201318
Well played anon..
inb4 someone posts the smug frenchwoman and sad spongebob
>>251201318
>everysquid
SURE IS BAITY IN HERE
>>251201459
>>251201471
You guys need to calm the suck down.
>>251201464
>Wait a minute... that artstyle
>>251201464
you are doing it on purpose aren't you?
>>251201642
>sad spongebob
wot?
>>251201363
I don't know why his post got deleted... I agree with him though.
MLP isn't as bad as this loli bullshit.
>>251201471
I'm gonna force this drugs in my prison wallet.
>>251201703
punny!
>>251201785
Is the artstyle of a good superhero comic artist.
>>251201471
force it like*
>>251202061
>MLP isn't as bad as this loli bullshit.
I didn't say that, I just said this loli crap isn't much better
You're all damn autists
>>251195663
>>251196494
>>251197356
Refrain
>>251202281
This is why there's no threads on Splatoon that aren't fucking loli porn.
I just want to talk about the game.
What do girl toys have anything to do with it?
I'm curious if matches will always randomize your colors, or if you can choose a team color and fight opponents of the opposite.
why is the splatoon fanbase so terrible?
>>251202428
Let it go...my son
I really hope Splatoon uses a "community" system like Mario Kart 7.
>>251202565
Right now it's random... I hope you can have teams/clans/fagherds and custom colours.
Doubt it will be THAT competitive though.
>>251202621
K'
>>251196910
It'll be great, hopefully at least.
>>251202815
>coloured
Fucking saved.
Is Splatoon made by an American or Japanese company? The cute style is rare if it was made by Americans.
>>251201464
is this from the comic series?
>>251203050
I think it's an in-house Nintendo studio.
>>251203050
Japanese
>>251203079
Nah.
>>251203079
what comic series?
>>251203263
Yeah tell us anon.
>>251203215
>>251203263
you're a sneaky bastard i'll tell you that.
>>251203717
>>251203717
DELETE THIS
>>251203717
MS FINSTER MS FINSTER!
THERE'S A DUMB HORSE IN THE CLASSROOM.
>>251203717
Rest in pee.
>>251204032Hello?
>>251203717
...I know I'm gonna get shit for this, but she's so damn cute.
>>251203563
>>251203717
I agree. I'm clueless what you're all getting at.
In b4 squidsonas and autism
>>251204409
Don't really watch the show, but the two bitchy ones are cuter.
>>251204409This is how it begins, Anon...Run.
>>251203717
no seriously, delete this while you have the chance.
>>251204409
They are really cute, but that's because they're designed to be appealing to little girls.
It's when they open their mouths that they become intolerable.
>>251204593
I'm a rebel without a cause.
Good job turning this into an /mlp/ thread, idiots.
>inb4
So how about that splatoon
>>251204737
It was inevitable from the start.
>>251204704They've actually been getting better.
>>251204956
Game ain't even out, ain't loads to talk about.
Didn't help that there was a thread every day for 2 weeks after its announcement.
>>251204409
RUN ANON.
>>251205084
Please stop.
>The average splatoon player
>>251205084
>memeshit
Horse isn't cute anymore, get it the fuck out of here.
And this is why you can't discuss anything on here.
/v/ is just shitposting. Why? I don't know, people too bored? Autistic assholes really angry at everything? Kids that think it's really cool? Anyways, it's too late, /v/ is choking on its own feces.
>>251205084
>>251205226
What a cutie.
>>251205226
I wish. I'd fuck the shit out of the average splatoon player then.
>>251204956
is bretty good, shows a lot of promise with its gameplay. The goal of covering as much of the map in your color as possible will probably be a lot of fun and the ability to go squid and be pretty much undetectable (But NOT invulnerable) as well as move faster, move up along walls and so forth in your own colour will probably add a lot of depth to it.
Seriously, I wouldn't be too surprised if Splatoon got a competitive scene.
>>251205084
Fuck it, when does she appear in the show?
I think it has something to do with the pony squid girl OP posted.
>>251205291
>meme
What are you a redditor? get this faggot out of here.
>>251205225
i don't feel like it
>>251205435
for your own good, i best not tell.
>mfw these threads never get deleted
>>251205435Around ep 10. She's the little sister to one of the main characters.
>>251205435
don't do that, that's how they got me
>OP wants to talk about the game
>autists shitpost because of two colors
Again, the real shitposters are you, faggots
>>251205643
Okay, you're right. Thanks
>>251205435
Good luck, Anon...http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1qn65i_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-2-episode-5-sisterhooves-social_shortfilms
>>251205683
Why should they? The only thing that should be deleted is the retards who post stupid shit in legit vidya threads.
>this thread
The OP art being humanized sure does the trick.
I wonder when will mods/janis finally get the memo?
>>251205970
Don't do that.
>>251205773
What more proof do you want?
IT'S TOO LATE
THE INFECTION NOW COURSES THROUGH THE THREAD'S VEINS
SAVE YOURSELVES
>>251206336
>too late
>it was OP's intention since the start
>>251206058
It'll never happen, regardless of how hard that thread made me.besides, Splatoon has fuck all to talk about.
>>251206237
So fucking what if OP used a "pony" image?
You faggots blew it out of proportion like the good raging autists you are.
I bet you'd shit your pants and pee yourselves if you saw an object painted in yellow and pink
>>251205970
>sisterhooves-social
that was a good episode
>>251205084
>>251206542
OP's image is a lure for a thinly veiled pony thread.
It's a flare signal for all of /v/'s resident ponyfriends to gather around.
>>251206548My favourite one actually.
>>251205084
What was it?
>>251206542
what would yellow and pink resemble?
it's just pretty obvious in the OP image.
>>251206643
brony here. it didn't even occur to me that op's pic was pony related until i saw it pointed out
>>251206542
http://scramjet747.deviantart.com/art/Future-Sweetie-Splattoon-462423298
@251187649
Why can't you go to /vg/ already?
>>251206801
>brony here
>brony
Shut up, baitmaster.
>>251206698
poni
Where's Barneyfag?
>>251206801
>brony
>>251206548
>applejack will never be your big sister
i have a big sister and i fucking hate her. if applejack were my big sister things would be different.
>>251206801
>brony here
>brony
You do realize that bronies to /mlp/ are what reddit us gamers huh are to /v/, right?
>>251206803
He's not denying that it's a pony image, he's saying that the reaction was overblown.
>>251206881
>>251206992
oh, right. what is it we're calling ourselves now? equestrians or some shit?
I don't see any MLP posts though. Maybe I have it filtered?
So, what are the confirmed maps? How many so far?
>>251207019
>tfw little sister is like Sweetie Belle
Hits close to home.
As a horsefucker who just happened to stumble into this thread, I'm disapointed in all of you
get the fuck out >>>/mlp/
>>251187649
its just a tech demo for mario sunshine 2
>>251207019
I have two sisters, and it's horrible. Two cunts for the price of four. I wish I was the only son.
>>251207179
>tfw you will never hear sweetie belles voice crack from cries of pleasure as you fuck her tight little pony cunt
>>251207075
>are what reddit us gamers huh are to /v/
>>251206801
>brony
>not glorious horsefucker
newfag detected.
>>251207075
>us gamers
>us gamers
>us gamers
>us gamers
>us gamers
>>251207341
>watch shows where relatives all get along and are best buds
>wonder why that can't be my family.
what fucking ritual do i have to perform to get applejack as my big sis?
>>251207075
this
On my list of best boards on this site /mlp/ is second only to /tg/
anyway mods for fucks sake
seriously we have god tier write faggotry daily
I'm surprised people from /mlp/ heard about the game, They are Sony loyalists.
>>251207281
>Admitting you're a horsefucker
you should be dissapointed at yourself.
>>251207378
Don't do this to me, Anon.
>>251207075
>You do realize that "bronies" are to /mlp/ what "reddit" and "us gamers huh" are to /v/, right?
ftfy
>>251207665
>They are Sony loyalists.
HA HA, no. Not even /mlp/ falls that low.
>>251207281
>thinking you run this shit
>>251207690
>>251207378
confirmed for pedos.
no wonder you type of people lurk these threads
>>251207665
I'm surprised people from /v/ heard about the game, They are Steam loyalists.
>>251207075
To decipher this for a couple Anon's that read this and didn't quite get this, he's saying /mlp/ hates bronies like /v/ hates casual scum reddit gamers.
>>251207609
You can ask /x/, it will only cost your sanity.
By the way, I visited /x/, it isn't so bad, especially compared to 2011 when I left.
>>251207665
I'm willing to bet most of /mlp/ is nintendogaf/PC master race as /v/.
>>251207690
>you will never see her eyes roll back on absolute ecstasy as you pound her delicate little cunt
What the fuck does this have to do with ponies? We're talking about squidgrills here? Are those horsefuckers really bombing this thread?
>>251208050
Fuck this gay earth.
>>251207996
But wasn't there a poll which Sony won by landslide?
>>251208110
Are you so stupid that you can't read the very thread you're posting in and come to a conclusion on what's happening by yourself?
>>251207996
/mlp/ is an all-rounder actually.
>>251208110
The color scheme is from some little pony from the MLP.
>>251208110
OP's pic dude
he brong
>>251207910
what the fuck happened to that man?
>>251199968
>There's absolutely nothing wrong with being Jewish
>>251208261
>TFW the most autistic ones are sonynygers.
all makes sense now.
>>251207910
>Gabe will never be the fun fat guy he used to be
RIP Gabe
>>251208110
>Are those horsefuckers really bombing this thread?
No, the ones who shitted up this thread were the anti-horsefuckers
for once i wish nobody tell the noobs that the OP pic is actually mlp related just to see how long the thread can went, i bet it would go and die without a single person noticing the pony.
>>251208420
Well there isn't.
>applejack will never be your big sis
>twilight will never be your study buddy
>rainbow dash will never be your bro
>rarity will never be your pony gf
>pinkie pie will never be your party friend
>fluttershy will never...uh...
/mlp/ pls go
>The nintendo fanbase and mlp fanbase merge into on big cancer cluster
>>251208498
Watching the actual /v/irgins here clench their assholes over fucking fanart or anything mlp related is hilarious.
>>251208475
There's nothing worse than hysteria about hysteria. Anti-X are usually as obnoxious as pro-X, or even more.
Boy, just image the myriad of shitposting once a licensed shovelware MLP game for 3DS eshop gets announced
>>251208586
Fuck off.
>>251208610
>tfw when you will never punch your satyr abomination outta mlp-tan.
why even bother fucking living?
>>251208610
it was /mlp/ from the start bro
>>251208614
>misspelled one
YOU are the big cancer cluster.and actually now, seeing how mlp and nintendo are pretty light hearted, they could make some pretty fucking comfy games if people didn't spill their shit over it being pony related.
>>251208739
None, since it would go straight to /mlp/.
>>251208740
c'mon guy. i now fluttershy isn't as exciting as the other ponies but telling her to fuck off is a little harsh.
>This thread
>All these children
>MLP
yep it's a nintendo game
>>251208701
/v/ shitting their collective pants over simple things is quite funny. But sometimes turns into a sad spectacle.
>>251209000
trips confirm
>>251208530
Chaim Goldburgistein pls
>>251208949
Nintendo fans already have Kirby, he is the pinnacle of comfy and cute. MLP would be superfluous.
>>251209110
>being this new.
