SGDQ
http://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Do you like America? Cause we've got the most American game going right now, Metal Wolf Chaos.
THANKS FOR THE NEW THREAD MR PRESIDENT
See, you tumblr slacktivists, THIS is how you Occupy New York.
>>250486157
4th for USA USA USA USA
Well hello hello hello
commencing opertaion We love NYC
>>250486253
AND GODSPEED
All that freedom cannot be contained to one thread.
Long live the USA
420 BLAZE IT LAZER
mardis gras in new york or something HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
HOW AMERICAN ARE YOU /v/
Daily reminder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
>>250486420
i'm so american i got into my SUV to get to the end of my driveway to grab my paper this morning
>>250486265
How do you expect ching chong noises to accurately emulate the American Language?
>>250486420
The americanest
>>250486420
I am clapping two burgers together
So yeah. If anyone was wondering where Excelsus came from...
This announcer is a lot better than the chicks that were doing it yesterday.
Who /usa/ here?
>>250486420
I'm so american that I clap and sing the national anthem every time he finishes a mission.
>speedrun
>going through all the cutscenes
>>250486157
>Do you like America?
Nobody does.
>>250486467
Next year they should donate to autism speaks as a tribute to this guy
>you will never have a perfect american woman like jodie to love and be patriotic with
>>250486674
Fuck you.
>>250486674
Donation bids said don't skip cutscenes.
>>250486674
It was a donation incentive
>>250486679
Everyone does
FTFY
Jodie confirmed for next Maiden in Black
>>250486674
>Buffer period #5. Potential bonus game: Metal Wolf Chaos (all cutscenes)
people donated for the cutscenes
>tfw allied to USA
GOD BLESS THEM
>>250486674
>speedrun
Read the estimate again, dood.
This game is the absolute best.
GOD BLESS THE US OF A
>>250486780
>>250486791
Bless them.
>>250486679
Your comment and address has been logged. We'll see you in 30 minutes, commie.
>>250486765
>>250486780
>>250486791
>>250486808
>>250486834
If its not a speedrun, then its just a shitty LP
What's the point in watching then?
>>250486157
if i donate willsome of the bearded guys give the player some of their beards with elmers glue[/spoiler
No more Metal Wolf
>>250486882
Because the cutscenes are the best part. Eat a dick bitch nigga
>>250486842
I need to know what this is from.
A HEART OF JUSTICE IS A HEART THAT LOVES AMERICA
>>250486882
People do watch LPs too, anon.
>A heart of justice is a heart that loves America
>>250486882
The gameplay sections are still being speedrun you turbonerd
>>250486882
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT METAL WOLF CHAOS IS
>>250486882
>shitty
If you're not american enough, you'refreeto not see it.
What time is Doom in EST?
>>250486882
Restrain your autism.
>america has gotten to fat
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>250486969
>>250486992
>>250487086
>>250487063
You can just watch the cutscenes on youtube without a bunch of spergs talking over them
>>250487030
Its a shitty speedrun if the runner doesn't care about time
>>250487132
Nice meme bro
>America has gotten too fat
fucking japs
>America has gotten too fat for her own good
>America has gotten too fat
And he wants to basically enact eugenics. This guy is based.
RIIIIIIICHAAAAARRRRRD
RICHAAAAAAARD
>>250487121
the schedule is in your local time zone, tough guy.
PUBLIC EXECUTIONS FOR EVERYONE.
>>250486981
Boku no Shoe
>>250487167
>Its a shitty speedrun if the runner doesn't care about time
Because this event is serious and people donated to play the cutscenes you fucking retard
I'm having a cultural shock here
Post American heros
>>250487167
STOP POSTING RICHAAAAAARD
>>250487282
Stop feeding him, friends
BECAUSE I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, FUCK YOU
>>250487167
No one is talking over them. The gameplay is still being speedrun you fucking autist. I know you have never played the game before because you are a fucking commie bastard but they game takes a much longer time than he is taking.
AND THE REASON IS
I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
FREEDOM IS DEAD
BECAUSE I'M THE PRESIDENT
>>250487235
ABORTIONS FOR SOME
PUBLIC EXECUTIONS FOR OTHERS
>>250487167
So then go on youtube and watch a speedrun of the game, since I'm sure that's there as well. I have a hard time believing you've been sitting here up till this point saying: "MAN I REALLY HOPE METAL WOLF CHAOS IS SUPER SERIOUS OTHERWISE I'M GONNA GET REALLY MADDDDDD." Try and have fun for once, maybe you'll enjoy it.
>>250487335
Real American Hero
WE ARE FREEDOM
Wow I actually liked Richard but now I know he's a pansy tea drinker.
>>250487335
>>250487282
>speedrunning event
>I-Its not serious though, really!
You're dumb
>>250487353
Its objectively a bad speedrun when the runner doesn't care about time. How is this such a hard concept to grasp?
>Most American game ever made
>Not released in America
WHY!?
WE ARE FREEDOM
WE ARE FREEDOM
>>250486157
Can you quit trying to viral this stupid shit everyday?
RULES OF NATURE
In this moment I am American, not because of any phony media's lies. But because I am enlightened by my freedom.a
RULES OF NATURE!
>>250487413
Damn that was a great game. The perfect amount of disgaea bullshit but still fun enough where I can handle playing it for long periods, unlike most of the disgaea games.
>>250487538
>charity event
>i-it's serious guys r-really!
idiot
RULES OF NATURE
>>250487558
From was afraid it was racist.
Too bad it was too late for them to figure out everyone fucking loves it.
RULES OF NATURE
>>250487614
yeah because all those people that talked about e3 where also viraling right?
>>250487470
So you admit the only reason you're watching this is to circlejerk to eceleb shit
>>250487649
>charity means it 100% cannot be serious!
How do people like you get this dumb?
>>250487517
THIS IS AMERICA
WE DRINK SODA POP
AND AWFUL BEER
BUT THEN WE PRETEND THAT WE ONLY SAVE THE GOOD BEER FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS BUT FUUUUCK THAT THIS CAN HAS AN AIR VALVE
This president is gonna get dat ass.
Jodie omg
THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER
>american news continually bullshitting
This is truly one of the greatest games ever made.
Since when did Squall get into this game?
WHATEVER
what..eveeeer
>>250487741
The only lady the president has a boner for...
...is Lady Liberty.
>>250487335
>>250487712
>>charity means it 100% cannot be serious!
>implying I said it couldn't be serious ever at all
Good thing the guy is still speedrunning the actual gameplay sections then fucktard.
>>250487712
Wha? When did I say anything like that? Eceleb? I don't know who any of these guys are. I'm gonna stop responding now. Have fun being autistic.
#WHATEVER
just woke up, are the cutscenes skippable? because im glad they arent skipping them
>>250487659
Too racist?
We love this type of shit.
is that aidsmoby in the background?
>>250487889
>murdering a true patriot who gave her life and reputation in order to save the nation from nuclear war
>american hero
>>250487956
people donated to not skip cutscenes
>>250487967
You sure showed us!
>Because I'm the president of the united states of america.
Metal wolf you a straight busta
I don't think the devs have ever seen inside of the White House
>>250487712
anon, it's a charity event which means they'll make more money if people are more entertained
they can mess around if they want
>>250487906
Its a bad speedrun. There's no point in watching. How many times do I have to repeat this until your dumb ass understands?
>>250487913
>I watch it for the personalities and the fun
>I-I don't watch it for the ecelebs!
Stop contradicting yourself
Reminder to stop responding to obvious bait
>>250488101
Have you?
>>250487538
If you ignore the donation incentive to watch cutscenes, then you are right. It is a bad speedrun overall by speedrunning standards (standards which include skipping cutscenes when possible).
However, it's still a decent Let's Play, thanks to the corny/awesome dialogue.
Operation: TADAIMA WHITO HAUSU
>>250488030
i murdered over 600 dirty communists as well
>>250488101
have you gone?
>>250488121
WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM?
THAT FUCKING ORGASM
>>250488030
>defecting whore
>true patriot
top kek
>>250488121
>no point in watching
Nigga are we even watching the same speedrun? This is a great game, not the best speedgame but it's still a great game to watch.
>>250488101
Have you?
Who fucking hype for Metroid Prime 2 and Metroid Fusion 1% Race later today?
>>250488106
>anon, this guy donates to charity. its ok if he rapes you a bit
Do you even logic?
>>250488184
>decent
>lets play
All LPs are cancer so I don't know what you're babbling about
>>250488276
Watch it on youtube then instead of circlejerking to spergs
>You will never have blue eyes and blonde hair
Reminder
This game was made by From Software
Jesus christ his mech has so many guns on it. Truly it stands for everything American
>>250488278
Yes. You can get tours of it.
>>250488121
Get you're unamerican freedom hating ass out of this thread.
>>250487712
You realize this is the fastest speerun of the game ever right? It's pretty much the only time it has been speedrun so there is not a lrge community to find a bunch of skips.Quit being retarded. The guy is serious about the speedrun.
>>250488251
>ignoring the whole fucking game
ITT: Americans that don't get Japanese satire.
mfw
>>250488324
Cry as much as you want, you will not change anything.
>>250488324
Fuck off already.
People are having fun and they are receiving donations. That's all that matters.
>>250488345
>tfw no freedom souls
>>250488324
>circlejerking to spergs
Who cares about the players, i just want to watch the game played through again and it's neat to see the game done quick.
>>250488345
From's best game series is mech-based, From is pretty great at making games.
>>250488305
The fusion race incentive got met. Nice.
Definitely looking forward to both.
>President point
>>250486832
Have some self-respect you communist faggot
>>250488345
Makes sense. They made Armored Core.
>>250488345
>Metal Wolf was playable in 3DDGH
Why are from so BASED
>>250488324
Given that everyone is having fun except you, I'd say you are the cancer.
>>250488434
What Japan didn't count on is the fact that we love this shit.
>>250488278
>>250488173
Yes. They have like tours of the interior all the time you fucking idiots.
>tfw when blonde hair and blue eyes, but not living in nazi germany
>>250488434
ITT: europeans posting about 'murica as a joke.
>>250488550
Yes, but that's just the part shown to visitors, dummy.
>>250488324
>All LPs are cancer so I don't know what you're babbling about
Different strokes for different folks.
>>250488345
sequel when
>>250488550
>he thinks that is the real white house
Open your eyes man
>>250488434
>satire
This is the Japanese version of a weeaboo game.
>>250488432
>being this stupid
Fucking Carlos
TIME TO REDECORATE
>>250488418
>fastest speedrun
>cutscenes included
Christ you're dumb
>>250488446
>no argument
>c-cry moar
I win
>>250488453
>>250488484
>>250488537
>>250488618
>Its ok to watch LP scum cause muh fun muh feels
Take your viraling ass out of here. If viraling and posting LPs is shunned on here, then this should be to cause its just as bad
>>250488616
How much more do you think there is?
>FIGHT HOUSE
>>250488432
>her mission is to die to you and hand off the philosphers legacy
>its your mission to kill her
she couldnt have averted the nuclear war without ding to snake its not his fault. what kind of retard sends someone into the lions den with real nukes.
>>250488747
Well have you been watching the game?
>>250488740
>posting LPs is shunned on here
Except you are the only one complaining right now.
>>250488639
everyone knows that the real white house is a subterranean cave for the lizard people who command the shadow government
that's why DC was built on a swamp
>>250488740
The game is still being run quickly. Also since this is the only speedrun ever recorded of the game. Yes it is the fastest speerun even with the cutscenes. Sorry nerd.
>America invades America
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
>europeans are so bad at taking a joke they get mad at americans about how well they take jokes
That's sufficiently amazing.
>>250488805Kojima
>>250488434
> He actually thinks people are being serious with these over-patriotic posts
No fun allowed
VEGAS BABY
>Come back
>Metal wolf chaos almost finished
>>250488942
it's almost likethey can't handle the banter
>>250488942
Who's being mad?
>>250488830
Good point.
>Prepare Airforce-1!
>We're heading.... TO LAS VEGAS
Taken out of context, that's absolutely hilarious.
>>250488835
That's because /v/ is shit now that neo-/v/ has taken over
>>250488886
Its a gimped run by default making it objectively shit. You're still too stupid to understand this somehow.
>>250488924
Only freedom can cut freedom.
>>250488924
Hurr what is the civil war.
>>250488924
>Civil War
GOOD LUCK AND GOD SPEED MR PRESIDENT
>>250489031
>still
>the
>fastest
>speedrun
Get rekt nerd. WR right here.
>>250489000
At least you got trips.
>>250488886
Shhh
RICHAAAAARD
>what do you want on your tombstone
Crust that rises.
What do you want your tombstone to say /v/?
>>250488740
>Take your viraling ass out of here. If viraling and posting LPs is shunned on here, then this should be to cause its just as bad
Like I said, different strokes for different folks.
>>250489034
>>250489043
>>250489061
United country my ass.
>>250489031
You're a retard in an echochamber.
![Funny_scars[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lGgfAX4.jpg "Funny_scars[1].jpg")
>>250489170
>deliberately
>gimped
I'm sure you're just baiting at this point
>>250489237
So you're fine with this place being neo-/v/. Glad to see no one cares about this board's quality anymore.
>>250489268
Nice insult bro. You sure are mad.
>This stage
ayy lmao
>>250489031
>everyone here is new except for me!
>I'm the oldest fag in this thread so everyone should do as I say!
![man being held hostage by [your favorite platform] games.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JQgEO9q.jpg "man being held hostage by [your favorite platform] games.jpg")
>>250486157
>Blueglass isn't in the crowd
Is he ill?
This announcer is so based.
>sweet
>like gulping a cup of condensed milk
lewd
>>250489365
Here's your reply
MIIIIIICHAAAEELLL
>>250489031
If cutscenes matter that much to you, instead of complaining just fucking time all the cutscenes and subtract them from the time. How hard is that?
BROTHEEEEEEEEEEEEER
HE'S A COWARD
I CAN'T WIN
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
???????????!
>>250489365
>tfw babby is upset he'll never have the metal wolf chaos WR
Top kek mate, are you a casual?
>>250488434
>le glorious nippon does it again, epic 10/10!
>>250489365
at this point you're just ruining the thread. pls shitpost elsewhere. I even feel bad for replying.
>>250489365
Not any of them guys, but you should probably seek some professional help for your autism.
>>250489629
>at this point
>That fucking dialogue
I need to rewatch this later
>2014
>being a chicken
>>250488218
>Shark
That's clearly a dolphin.
>>250489453
Yes he is, you can hear him laugh every now and then.
>This final boss arena
>>250489446
>>250489503
>>250489543
>>250489606
>>250489629
>>250489661
>neo-/v/ getting upset cause they have no rebuttal
God, when did this board get so shitty? I'm just gonna stick to /vg/ at this point. At least they keep their eceleb circlejerk in a single thread.
I gotta get this game asap
Holy shit
>RICHARD
>MUUUUUUUUUUUHICHAEL
how did the president select Richards as his VP when he was clearly evil?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMICHAEL~!
MMMMICHAEL
MMMMMMICHAEL!
>>250489778
Good riddance, retard.
Go back to /srg/.
>>250489365
Why are you so mad and wasting so much time posting in this thread? Is your life now in such a sad state that you care about the status of an anonymous message board?
You've spent the last half hour whining about this. I think you should do something else for a while.
>>250489778
WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA!
>>250489778
Here's another reply.
We did it, reddit.
AND THE REASON IS-
>That same asian guy from yesterday, still the same face
NOTHING IS POINTLESS
I'M THE PRESIDENT
THIS IS AMURIKKA
IM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
BECAUSE I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
MR PRESIDENT!!
>fight in space
12/10
best game
Someone post that gundam on a rocket.
>>250489778
whatever
[saluting intensifies]
I AM THE PRESIDENT
>>250489839
>>250489856
>>250489904
>>250489913
>>250489926
>>250490002
Trolled hard
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>>250489935
LOOK AT THAT GOOK HATING ON MY FREEDOM
GO BACK TO MAKING MY PHONES YOU DIRTY JAP
>>250489778
I would really prefer if you would be quiet.
>>250489778
I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
I WILL BE BACK
>Space colony
11/10, gotyay all yays
>>250490040
Okay.
Space Colony
USA USA USA USA
Invade America... FROM SPACE!
>>250486157
Yesterday's football match was pretty good, americans.
>>250490070
Breaking in those new memes I see
>>250490040
WHATEVER
![this-is-the-best-plan-ever[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CosgOrK.jpg "this-is-the-best-plan-ever[1].jpg")
>>250489990
HAVE A FRESH DISH OF FREEDOM, FELLOW PATRIOT
I WILL INVADE AMERICA
...FROM SPACE
BELIEVE IN YOUR OWN JUSTICE
>>250490040
>I was only pretending to be autistic
Oh boy you sure got me.
>>250489926
I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
