OUR STORY SO FAR
thank god, i thought you died
IS THE PS1 DONE LOADING YET OP
Bout time
>>250307595
It will never be done.
>ps1 took so long to load it killed the thread
And with that, we will continue the riveting tale of PS1 loading.
forgot to post it in the last thread so here goes
you could've just asked me
>>250307437Except they were laughing at "25"
dis gonna be good
>>250307858
Ha.
>>250307858
damn fuckin straight
>>250307858
Basically.
>>250307858
Sheeiiit
He's almost a quarter of the way loaded.
>>250307858
I love you.
>>250307961
Holy fuck
>>250307858
you planned this didn't you
>>250307961
you're alive
>>250308121
lel
10/10 thread
this is goat thread
Wow I just got here, this is amazing.
>>250307901
>>250307906
>>250307923
>>250307939I don't get it
>>250307408
>The Great Console Race
nice overused joke op
>>250308394
[power of the cell intensifies]
>>250308394
Here we go.
The torch is lit! Let the conference begin.
>>250308394
eh..
>>250308521
finally
>>250308505
Thank you, mods.
>>250308521
DORITO
>>250308521
Take your time.
toasting bread
Well Microshill, I must admit, I didn't think that mongrel mutt of yours would even find the starting line. Congratulations.
> mods patronizing the thread
WOAH
>>250308971
>posting images in an image dump
>>250308971
It was the fuckin 16 year old that started it.
>>250308971
Not even mods dare to let this thread go to waste.
>>250309010
> it's 18 pictures by far
One wouldn't kill.
>>250308971
Thank you mods. We are now free of the shitposting of the past.
>>250308971
Or, just maybe, someone reported the gets posts, which are against the rules, and he banned the retard.
Save it for the Loser Circle, Sonybrony. Xbox happens to be in the best shape of his life.
>tfw I have to leave soon
fuck
Great threads OP
>>250308971
if only they did it every thread
>>250309010
Based on the last thread, there's only about 50 images left to dump. Limit is 250. We're fine.
>>250309143
if only every thread was good
who would have entered the race if not spengbab or patrark?
-You know that horrifying grinding noise some Xbones make? Yeah, that's happening here.-
>>250309247
That's what you get for moving it while it's playing games.
>>250309247
ruh roh
>>250309247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUXl8OLQ1Rg
>>250309247
Kek
>>250309247
Oh dear god whyfuck now I'm going to need to find the sound on youtube for MAXIMUM storytelling
>OC
>tangentially videogame related
Rob, get out.
>>250309343
(((( ;°?°))))
I'll alert customer service.
>>250309247
I bring a relic from the past.
Fate fortold this
>>250309343
>All those shit games
Its almost as if the XBO is sentient and can discern what games are shit before attempting to destroy them...
>>250309526
Hah
>>250309526
>>250309343
My god.
>>250309343
Dear god that noise hurts my soul. All of those games except maybe DR3 are total shit, and yet it still burns deep within me.
>>250309526
Heh
>>250309224
Maybe if every thread was Spongebob things would be different.
>>250309526
Kek'd.
>>250309526
>implying they do anything
>>250309343
God that is horrible.
Haha, good one Sony.
>>250309526
This fucking thread
>>250309343
That's horrifying
>>250309819
THE CHAMP IS HERE
>>250309819
>Haha
I wonder what the Roc--I mean, Wii U smells like when it boots a game
Haha
You goyims ready?
>>250310093
oh cool merchant makes a cameo
>>250307647
But what was in that last spoiler?
>>250310093
at last I truly see
>>250310093
I'm dying, send help
>>250310093
>>250310093
>>250310093
>>250310093
ffffffffpppppppppppppppppjhaaah
>>250310093
>>250309343
>cringe magnitude of 11
Were is the OUYA?
>>250310093
god damn it op
>>250310260
Who?
>>250310260
they weren't let in
>>250310260
Still at home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Xw9DNC_vQ
AHH! A RAT!
>>250310093
comedy gold
>>250310093
that nose fits too well
>>250310093
My fucking sides
>>250310260
standing outside
>>250310260
parking lot
No Nintendo that is merchant ally EA.
>>250310383
someone pls be screencaping the rest of this
>>250310502
Please stop, OP. You're killing me here.
>>250310502
>>250310502
Nintendo knows best
>>250310502
>OP actually took the time and effort to put spongebobs arm over the nintendo logo
It's the little things
We're ready to start the shilling of the American masses.
>>250310953
Top lel.
>based mods protecting Spongebob thread
>>250310953
>>250310746
Anything symbolized as Patrick is a way of making fun of things.
And do you even know how much that rock had to go through? Heck, you are the one bringing consolewarshit in this thread. I just want to enjoy it.
I am so glad the Mods are keeping this thread shitposter free. This is the best thread I've seen on /v/ in a long while.
Why do people identify themselves based on what console they own?
How pathetic can you get?
>>250311075
Spongebob threads, just like Spongebob games, are far better than they have any right to be.
>People actually think this is a nintendo shilling thread
>They weren't here for the frycook games episode two nights ago
Speaking of which, how's the full episode coming along?
>>250311232
>lovable simpleton who beats his peers without trying
Yeah nintendo sure is getting BTFO in this representation.
Okay, PS4, let's show these common, inferior consoles the true meaning of superior hardware!
>>250311443
THE SHOW MUST GO ON
>>250311405
Oh yeah, I forgot about that thread, can't wait for the whole video
>>250311443
Thank you OP, most of us love you.
>>250311443
OP I need some fucking sleep but Im seeing this to the end.
>That thread clean up
Thank you based Janitor
>>250310953
>>250311443
be faster, OP
Alright Xbox, listen up, the competition is going to be fierce. You're the Xbone, the VCR, the >always online. Everybody's already counting you out. Now get out there and win, so we can rub Sony's big fat nose in it!
>>250311443
The Ps4 is a cutie.
>>250311443
we're so close to the end now
>>250309343
It hurts even more when you recall the PS1's "Pvvvvvt
..
hiss boop"
then this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RBE1_labUc
>>250311637
motherfucker, nearly every post is a laff
>>250311596
>need rest
are you in fucking asia right now?
>>250311637
>You're the Xbone, the VCR, the >always online
Golden.
>>250311637
Looks like I came just in time for the grand finale.
>>250311637
OP my sides are hurting now you mother fucker
>>250311637
>big fat nose
Squid confirmed for shill
Is there a fucking raid going on?
I feel bad for OP.
>>250309343
>Microsoft, with their billions of dollars of R&D STILL can't make a fucking console that works properly out of the fucking box since 2005.
Not even once.
>>250311725
Australia m8. It's midnight and I have to go somewhere in the morning.
This is what you've been training for, WiiU. Please understand, this is why you're here!
>>250311823
the morning shitposters woke up
>>250311857
Winrar confirmed
>>250311857
>Please understand
Fucking hell.
>>250311838
>tfw australian
>tfw finally starting to try and have a normal sleep schedule after staying up till 5am daily
>tfw this story time happens
worth it
>>250307647
whats the last spoiler?
>>250311857
>Please understand
>>250311857
>Please understand,
lel
>>250311857
>not prease understand
Still pretty good
>>250311857
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
You all know the Nintendo Wii U is going to pass by again like it did during all their marketing story
>>250311857
>Please understand
>>250311857
>please understand
This faggot. It just keeps getting better
>>250311857
>Please Understand
>>250311857
>Please understand
keep'em coming
>>250311948
OP had to take a mega shit and go breaktime
>>250311857
>Please understand
>>250311857
THE TIME HAS COME
>>250311857
>Please understand
Oh man, fucking perfect.
>>250311857
>Please understand
Thats pretty good
>>250311857
>please understand
>>250311857
![rFSFJ[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AxwnLKm.png "rFSFJ[1].png")
>>250311857
>Please understand
>>250311943
Right? Yesterday I slept on time, and here I am waiting on some E3 sponge bob parody. But I cant say I'm not enjoying this, good stuff OP.
OP HURRY UP PLEASE.
>>250312121
>>250312081
>>250312047
What the fuck.
Am i missing the joke here?
>>250312080
It's secondary, kill yourself.
>>250312054
AND SO HAVE I
>>250309343
I can't tell whether the disc is raping the console or the console is raping the disc. Either way, they're both fucked.
>>250311857
>Please understand
>>250312197
Do you live under a rock? Are you Patrick?
>>250312197
Lurk more, faggot.
>>250312197
I understand your frustration
>>250312197
only oldfags get it ;^)
>>250312197
Yes. You are missing the joke here.
>>250312197
Yep
'Please understand' is a thing iwata says all the times
On your mark... Get set...
GAMES!
>>250312197
Lurk more, watch more Nintendo Directs, etc.
>>250312197
Yeah, it's a pretty big reference dude.
>>250312220
missile launch in 3... 2... 1...
>>250312197
Iwata says "please understand" a lot in the Directs, usually to apologize if the game releases for the Wii U are coming out slowly.
Neogaf were the ones who tried to make it a meme before /v/
>>250312346
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
>>250312197
>Please understand
>>250312346
And they're off! With Sony rep, PS4, rocketing out of the starting blocks, leaving the other two competitors in the dust!
>>250312441
Dude nice meme
>>250312487
Confirmed rigged
>>250312487
This metaphor works too well
>>250312346
YES
>>250312487
wiiu is planning a decisive victory
Based Janitors.
>>250312487
Oh boy.
>>250312487
>no gaems
>>250312487
Why is it so percfect?
>>250312346
OH MAN HERE IT CUMS
>>250312487
HOW IS THIS SO FITTING WITH REAL LIFE
>>250311857
>React reasonably
Oh wait fuck, no, wrong board.
>>250312508
nice SHITPOST
>>250312487
HYPE
Go, PS4, show off that Bloodborne baby!!
>>250312197
It's from a Nintendo Direct, or I think last year's Nintendo E3 video.
>>250312712
>microsoftfacewhenbloodbournegoestopc.hpf
>>250312487
>>250312764
And they've been making fun of it themselves in ones after that. Along with "Directly to you", Sakurai almost doing it like three times during the smash bros direct was hilarious
>>250312712
this story has about the same framerate as bloodborne, at any rate
>>250312712
>those reactions
So fucking accurate.
>>250312712
HA! I am excited for Bloodborne though.
>>250312895
What are you doing, XBox?! The race has started! You let PS4 take the lead! Let's go, Xbox. Start showing games! You're blowing everything we trained for! Blowing it!
Thank you based mods.
>>250312712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzDsYEPkSc4
>>250312895
This fucking guy
>>250312895
Fuck.
>>250312895
Oh you
>>250312895
kek
>>250312946
WHERE THE GAMES AT?
>>250312946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9McGKrxOnB8
>>250312895
KEK
>>250312946
SHOW ME THE EXCLUSIVES
SHOW ME THE GAMEPLAY
SHOW ME PIZAZZ
It's okay, WiiU. You show your Nintendo Direct when you feel like it.
>>250312954
Everything WAS better in the past BECAUSE we had more thread like this except for one key difference
They weren't constantly molested by faggots screeching about how they didn't like the joke.
>>250312895
>>250313136
PURE GOLD
>>250313136
Yes!
>>250313136
ayy lmao
>>250310093
Goyim is already plural, you dun goofed.
>>250312946
I guess you could sayit's all out of grind.
>>250313136
>when you feel like it.
You're destroying my insides.
>>250313136
You better include tree house somewhere.
>>250313136
>>250313206
Nice meme
>>250307754
>i love bb
>>250312895
tip top kekles
>>250313136
Will that CGI part be 60 fps?
>>250313289
>I love BB
>I love Big Boss
It's always the little things.
Xbox, are you listening to me?! Get the kinect out of your pants right now!
>slow ass op
>memelords
>ebin reaction pics
epic simply epic
>>250313356
>>250313136
>Nintendo Direct
>Please understand
>>250313404
>>250313404
ebin
>>250313404
>>250313404
If the audience starts thanking Nintendo for the marketing my sides will enter orbit.
>>250313404
>that arm
fuck me
>>250313426
Blame moot's decision of adding more time to the post timer if posting pictures
>>250313570
Don't count on that in this nintendo praising thread.
>>250313404
>this fucking thread
Pure gold OP
Don't give me that look! I said now, mister! Get going, Xbox! Show Sunset Overdrive! Show games! GOGOGOGO
>>250313663
>Nintendo praising thread
>Patrick is shown as a bumbling retard in pretty much every episode
>>250313663
I'd wouldn't be surprised if the underage /v/ doesn't remember this episode of spongebob.
>>250313756
>no U on the rock
>>250313756You forgot the WiiU logo on the rock
