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Good morning, corporate sponsors!
BWOOOOOOWH
Good morning, Xbox!
Good morning, fanbase! I'm ready!
... Fanbase?
I'm interested
The rock wins.
OP wasted his time making this.
Talk to me.
Line is set, reel me in OP
Your console launch, sir!
Oh Wii U is the Rock.....
How original
Stop it, TopGun, we haven't even finished the Frycook Games redub
A-ha! I can't believe it's finally here! Thank you thank you!
>>250285231
Is it a ps4?
Thank you, Mr ...mmm...
>>250285324
Is it a ps4?
"Polystation!"
OH GOD IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
>>250285416
Is it a ps4?
I'm gonna stop you right here.
Let me guess.
Sandy is PC and the rock is Nintendo right?
That's Playstation!
>>250285523
Is it a ps4?
Sony's last name is Polystation?
Poor guy.
Those Spongebob analogies are always great
>>250285624
what's nintendo doing in microsoft's house.
immersion ruined, i'm leaving.
>>250285717
They both have games
Hey, check out Sony's new console.
>>250285717
second i'm outta here
>>250285717
Trying to get Banjo back.
>>250285717
Borrowing PG of course
>>250285624
>nintendo is the retard that gets away with doing a lot of dumb shit but usually comes out on top
>microsoft tries to please everybody but most people just find him annoying
>sony is a grumpy fag that is bad at what he likes doing and blames nintendo and microsoft for everything bad that happens to him
Sony's finished.
I hope OP doesn't die this time.
>>250285776
Cool i was right
Fancy! So that's what you've been developing. Looks like Xbox has a new little playmate.
I hope there aren't any tornadoes around here.
>>250285717
Getting Platinum
>>250285953
Pfft, dream on, Microsoft. I wouldn't let PS4 here play with that dumbed down PC. She has REAL games.
Why isn't this PC vs consoles? I mean squidward is PC fats personified.
Wow, a console with indie games!
>>250286126
this is fantastic
Nothing will ever top PCward not wanting to play RDR with Patrick.
>>250285953
>Xbox
No! That means she has titles of the highest quality. See?
She even has her exclusives.
So if you'll excuse us, PS4 has to start her training.
>>250286276
>Nothing on the pedigree sheet
You fucked up
>>250286381
> No The Order
> No Driveclub
>>250286381
>that exclusive listinb4 Sandy is PC
Training?
>>250286528
At least the games on the list might actually be good
Order and Driveclub look like shit m8
For this year's E3. PS4 will be winning the conference.
>mfw this thread
>>250286628
The Order might be alright. But agree with Driveclub
> Racing games with no local multiplayer
Conference?
>>250286739
>at 30fps
>>250286785
IT'S PERFECT
>>250286739
You know there is a good reason PS4 doesn't have local mulitplayer. It can't handle splitscreen.
Well, I guess I can't enter Xbox in that. Sunday's football night!
>>250286785
>not Konami
>>250286785
>>250286785
Heh
>>250286785
>>250286785
No, Microshit. You can't enter Xbone because Xbone's a multiplatform mutt!
>>250286785
pfffttffttt
>>250287058
>shit
>spongebob
>>250287158
>>250287058
>>250287179
Should have been Microstupid
Damn, OP
>>250287058
>Microshit
#SHOTS FIRED
>>250287179
force of habit. i'll refrain from it for the rest of the thread
>>250287158
>>250287058
>sony talking shit about xbox having multiplats
>meanwhile destiny
>>250286276
fixed your picture
Boy, you got that right. Xbox's no... Hey! What makes you so sure Xbox couldn't win E3?
>>250286785
Exclusiiiiiives.
>>250286785
Is this the same OP as last time or someone stealing his thunder?
Hmmm, 'Property of Sony Polybius'.
>>250288089
only one decent joke so far
WHERE ARE THE JOKES
someone scrennshot this stuff, this is gun b good
>>250288114
Polybius 2 confirmed
>>250288114
>>250288179
Do it yourself you lazy bastard
>>250288089
more like op being is being a slowfuck
That's Polystation... de-derr, Playstation! Come on, PS4.
>>250288231
Because he doesn't have a 4chan pass
he should buy one, its only $20.00 USD! at a year! what a bargain!
You know what? I'm starting to get the idea that Sony thinks his console is better than mine!
>>250288469
Are you telling me that I can post without typing in captchas for less than two dollars a month? I'd be a faggot NOT to buy it!
so is Sandy gonna be Sega or PC?
No!
>>250288089
I can't explain how I know, but this is the same OP, and I am 100% certain of this.
>>250288697
Sandy is not on the race
You thinkin what I'm thinkin'?Nintendosoft bro alliance?
>>250288888
Nigga plz
>>250288850
that's the point... only the consoles compete at E3
but she is in that episode so the OP should include her
Yeah, I should get my own console, have it sell poorly for about a year, and then enter it in that race and beat Sony!
>>250288883
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
>>250289096
What a nice plan
F5F5F5F5!
OP WHERE ARE YOU
Just in time, I remember the one from yesterday
>>250289582
No, no, no! I'm thinking about entering you in that race and beating Sony's console!
>>250289582
That's good
Looks like we're going to start making exclusives now, valvedrone!
Dahahahaha! I call you a valvedrone to humiliate and demean you. It's a motivational tool we consoles use.
>browse /v/ before bed
>gold
>op delivering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm8_p9t6RDI
C'mon dammit, shift this thread into- MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
Hmm...
>>250289582
I don't know why, but I think I'll take Microsoft's games tomorrow.
>>250289582
>>250289582
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>>250290243
called it
>>250287158
dat dewrito
>>250290243
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>>250290243
>>250290349
Killer Instinct for tourneyfriends!
Someone please screen cap this thread
>>250290243
>>250290349
>>250290685
>>250290243
>>250290349
More Halo games, because they're expected at this point!
This thread is slow as shit but I'm staying anyway.
>>250290349
And QTEs for quality cinematic experiences!
I never realized how perfectly this episode was set up for a thread like this. It's fucking perfect.
>>250290243
>>250290349
Meow.
Well of course I expect you to run these, Xbox.
They're scientifically designed cinematic masterpieces guaranteed to help sell consoles.
>>250291284
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>>250289582
I don't normally post reactions to things like these but god damn this one deserves it. I laughed a shit ton irl.
Xbox?
>>250291739
>>250291739
That was a prettysmoothexit
Wow, what a smooth framerate!
>>250291862
s-silky smooth
>>250291739
>>250291739
>>250291862
>>250291739
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>>250291739
>>250291912
stop posting reaction images. there is an image limit and you fags are wasting it.
Hey Microsoft, check out my new console!
>>250291739
>>250292202
perfect
Nintendo, your console is just a gimmick.
>>250292310
Ouch
>>250292202
You are a genius, Anon. A fucking genius
but in the cartoon the rock wins.
When in reality the Wii U was a complete failure in every aspect.
I came here to see this. Keep going OP.
This thread is gold.
Yeah, thanks, I know. He's got nerves of nintendium. See you at the big race!
>>250292470
Still it won e3.
Read the whole thread
>>250292485
Microsoft got fuckin' TOLD
Boy, the competition's getting tough.
>>250292485
>not nerves of plastic
>>250292673
Kekked hard
That's it, Xbox. We are going to start some serious backpedaling right now.
>>250292673
Top kek.
>>250292703
>Being unaware of the indestructible material Nintendo makes their hardware with
Game time, Xbox!
>>250292965
>>250293057
>Xbox is more interested in the TV than games
>>250293001
They stopped using that stuff years ago.
>>250293208
This really is perfect.
>>250293208
That's part of what makes this whole thing so damn perfect.
>>250293148
kek
>>250293246
Really? The Wii U's controller can take quite a beating. Managed to drop it a few times with no problems.
Someone best be getting ready to screenshot all of this, this is some fucking gold
>>250293246
Yeah, no. Sure my 3DS scratch itself but it survived all the times I smashed it on the ground.
>>250293246
My 3DS has taken a pretty good beating and is running (and looking) perfectly fine. I didn't even buy it new.
next time someone re-storytimes this thread, make sure they post this with the OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F82MWbNAbnQ&index=5&list=RDVm8_p9t6RDI
Or if you're a tech wizard, have it embedded in the OP image
Alright Xbox, let's start generating some hype!
>>250293246
Only recent Nintendo product that isn't virtually indestructible is the DS Lite
Man, that thing's hinges were such shit
>>250293538
Triggers got stuck easily too.
>>250293538
Regular DS had shit hinges too.
>>250291739
>filename is 59
>even in a thread making fun of xbone's framerate issues, the framerate pun picture didn't reach 60
>>250293620
Never had one so I wouldn't know
>>250293612
Really? I actually never had that issue. Face buttons and d-pad felt kinda shitty too, though.
>>250293639
IT'S OVER
YA DUN GOOFED
ABANDON THREAD
>>250293690
My fucking sides.
>>250293639
not only is it bad that you take too long to post images, but now this
>>250293690
Close enough is good enough
>>250293639
you blew it
On your mark. Get set. Go!
someone better be screencapping this
Go Xbox, go! Come on, go, Xbox! It's all yours, Xbox!
>>250293780
>>250293710
>>250293761
Alright, what was it?
>>250293980
It was no image.
>>250293980
OP-sama forgot to post the pic in
>>250293795
Nothing to see here, move along, continue the thread
>>250293980
OP posted the text without the image
>>250293980
>not having 4chanx installed
Newfag please
>>250293980
Porn. Terrible terrible Porn.
>>250293710
>>250293761
>>250293780
What he post?
Come on Xbox, the big conference is tomorrow! You got to stop being used only for TV if you want to win!
>>250294072
Check the archive.
>>250294067
You don't really need 4chanX anymore, expecially with all the features "vanilla" 4chan has
>>250294267
Holy shit man thats gross
>no /v/ archive
Don't waste your breath, Microstupid. That glorified kinect of yours doesn't have a chance against PS4.
>>250294267
/v/ doesn't get archived any more
>>250294429
Yes it does.
>>250294362
>>250294429
http://boards.deniableplausibility.net/v/
Eat shit and die
>>250294362
>>250294429
Yes it does.
Excuse me, but you two seem to be forgetting who the real winner will be...
Ok guys brace your selves. Here is what he posted. You will be hitting yourselves afterwards.
>>250294472
Eat shit and die for not learning about a new /v/ archive. Check this guy out right here
>>250294574
where did that window come from
WiiU!
>>250294685
I read it in his voice.
>>250294685
I can't help but read it in Iwata's voice
>>250294626
I did hit myself afterwards.
Nintendo, that's a Wii with a DS slapped onto it.
>>250294626
I don't get it
>>250294814
>>250294749
I read that in my voice.
>>250294854
Autism
>>250294626
you fucker
>>250294902
if you look at someone doing that on their knee, they're allowed to punch you in the arm
Yeah, thanks. I know. He's got nerves of nintendium.
>>250294626
Delete this
>>250294887
Haha.
>>250294887
Op you're taking too long, I'm going to sleep.
>>250294887
pffft
What are you standing on?
>>250295312
ON THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE
The truest form of Nintendomination
>>250295312
He's standingHERE, I REALIZE
>>250295404
>>250295404
I don't even have an image to show how I am laughing right now.
>>250295484
>not just STANDING
