>I have a feeling the Next E3 isn't going to work out for me.
>>249050109
>''HEY HEY YOU. Wimpy console!''
>''Are you too much of a cheap ass to use superior hardware?''
>>249050312
>''Are you a weakling built like a brick?''
>''Now you too can have power computing''.
>>249050461
>''With Cloud gaming!!''
>''They slip on like a glove''
>>249050635
>''Just add vaporware''
>>249050780
>>249050946
>''How big do you want them?''
>''720?''
>''1080?''
>''And for the PCweenies, 4K''
>>249051120
>''I was a wimp before cloud gaming''
>''Now I'm a jerk, and all the homosexuals love me''
>>249051329
>Now that's a good idea.
>>249051470
>>249051619
>>249051832
>Yeah
Hurry up
>>249052038
>''Dude, Xbone is ripped.''
>>249052185
>Yeah I've been working out''
>>249052360
>Anyone up for the booth?
jesus christ yes
>>249052506
>''have you guys seen the new xbone?''
>>249052078
Punchline when?
>>249052671
>''Oh you mean Xbox BigBonedpants? He's in there''.
>Um yeah thanks.
>>249052905
>yeah 1080p 60FPS is my life.
>I remember when I use to be him over there.
>>249053093
>''Who me?''
monitoring
>>249053223
>I remember when I use to look like you too.
>>249053223
>not the wii u
>>249053420
Nigga you don't understand
>>249053420
>''Here's your game sir''
>>249053587
>Thank you
>EEEEEEEGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
No fuck off
>>249053765
>AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHUUUUUU
>>249053765
top kek
>>249053765
now its getting good
>>249053920
>>249054175
should have labeled these guys as consumers or something
...continue
>>249054175
>*slurp*
>>249054280
>>249054538
There's a tornado in my fucking state, I will try to keep posting. God I hating living in the middle of America.
>>249054738
>UPSCALED
GENIOUS
>>249054738
oh god OP's gonna die and we're never gonna see the punchline
>>249054738
>Great, what's your secret hardware?
>>249054738
rip in peaces anon ;_;
>This thread
>>249055076
>>249055076
>...Secret hardware?
>>249053772
No, how bout you fuck off instead.
today OP was not a faggot
>>249055320
esram?
>>249051470
lol i didn't notice gary was /v/ at first
i'm okay with this
>>249055320
>''yeah your secret hardware? There's no way you can play games like that with your current specs''fuck my internet is slower than shit.
>>249055709
go back to /b/
>>249055843
xbort?
>>249055891
https://www.4chan.org/rules#global3
>>249055969
I think it's an old reference to xbox idiorts. Who got a Nintendo system and a PC but refused to get Sony for whatever reason.
>>249056073
are you fucking retarded?
also
>violating GR7
you really are fucking retarded
>>249056073
Fuck off rule fag. Two can play at your game
>First I set my settings to high and blow on it using this.
Welp OP I hope you didn't die
>>249056621
>''Are you kidding me?''
I want to see this through. Don't die OP
>>249057262
>Does Forza lie?It's green outside. What the fuck does that mean?
>>249050109
>somebody here will die before the next E3
>>249057462
It means those are Xbox One's Clouds rising to stop you
>>249057462
NIGGA IT MEANS RUN AN HIDE. GET OUT OF YOUR TRAILER PARK TRASHCAN CAR AND HIDE UNDERGROUND.
>>249057462
>green
Xbone is here OP
>>249057462
It means Microsoft is on to you.
>>249057462
Means there's a giant fucking thunder or hail storm coming.
If your car's outside I'd put it in so you don't have to deal with hail damage
>>249057462
>It's green outside. What the fuck does that mean?
n-nothing anon. just hurry up and post the rest of that OC you got there...
keep em coming
>>249053587
>>249053765
>>249053920
OP has died
>>249057462
RUN NIGGA
>>249058715
RIP in pieces OP, he made fun of xbone and paid dearly
>>249057462
RIP spongiebob.
OP was just killed by the tornadoOr it simply knocked out the power
RIP in piece OP. Microsoft sent the drone ;-;7
>>249057462
Microsoft is preparing to launch the bone, mtn dew mists usually cover the skies and doritos hail when The Bone is imminent
Op is either dead in south/north dakota or in kentucky/west virginia of which case he could be dead.
>>249059067
Nah man he's dead for sure.
Why the fuck do the OP's always start posting this type of shit and then some storm comes and conveniently kills them.
>>249059067
>/v/ having to live without power
He's probably killed himself.
You in Nebraska OP? If so,have fun with 5 tornadoes OP
>>249057462
>green outside
>no response for over 10 mins
OP GOT ABDUCTED BY FUCKING ALIENS
>>249059067
Don't make light of OPs death by wind and motor.
>OP died
>Half-Life 3 is being revealed tomorrow
>>249059309
All sent by MS to silence OP
>>249059276
Seth MacFarlane syndrome. They don't know how to finish their joke, so they have some shit excuse to end it abruptly.
>>249059276
>having no access to storm tracker.
Besides these shitty pictures arent that difficult to make.
You know how you're always being reminded on /v/ that anons have died before a popular vidya came outWe're witnessing it right now
OP got bum fucked by tornadoes
http://www.weather.com/news/tornado-central/pilger-nebraska-tornadoes-20140617
one year huh
nephew welcome
Ops death was more interesting than his thread. RIP in resse pieces op
>>249053765
cute girl
>>249059495
>game revealed, even some bits of gameplay
>it's fucking amazing, the physics are insane, the visuals are incredible and very optimized, game looks very fun
>aliens immediately destroy us and steal the game
Makes jokes about the cloud, get killed by the clouds. RIP OP
work is good
>>249053765
let's go home
>>249060348
Doh my god it makes sense.
rip in piece OP
>>249060306
>game breaking bug halfway through
>aliens killed all of Valve so no one can fix it
>>249060348
welcome to school garbage
RIP
OP....?
OP....!!?
OOOOOOHHHHH PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Game Over]
i chee, this is yokiku
>>249058715
yeah, rip
>>249060348
yeah actually when it's green or yellow outside that means there's a really fucking tall cloud
RIP op
i'm yusiko, i treat you to steak
>>249060618
Their fate will be entwined with ours. We will both suffer the greatest tragedy the universe has ever known together.
>>249060976
I can't believe I liked the anime.
op? ;-;
>>249056180
>for whatever reason
Because PS3 was fucking horrible for like first 2 or 3 years; 360 looked like the clear winner between the two.
why does not saki like me
Where were you when OP died?
went insidesaki
>>249061531
Can someone make a compalation of the first cloudbit and the part in the bar where he struggles. I think the punchline could had ended there but op went full b^ckly
why friend
i was going to trsat you to steak :(
we will all go to tv world and die!
RIP IN PEACE OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euWfTiYwRB0
>Based OC OP died and his thread is replaced by Purse Owner shitposting
He deserved better, dammit!
Where's OP? Is he okay?Can someone screen cap these Spongebob scenes?
Sorry for bad english
were were u wen OP kill?
I was sat home miring spoongebub when microsoft ring
'OP is kill'
'No'
>>249053420
>the Xbone was once a WiiU
>>249062435
I think he sucks shit too though
i know op realized he didn't havea a good punchline so he joked about being blown away by a tornado
he's that beat
>>249057710
this
Op..?
what is even going on in here
>>249057462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWmGI_gVGjs
RIP in Piece
Goodbye OP
OH FUCKING SHIT
The fucking tornado was righ tajinnf
>this thread
MICROSOFT KILLED OP
Quick
someone make a collage of OP's images
FUCK. OP IS KILL
fuck this gay earth
Guys you have nothing to worry about. Tornados are peaceful and natural. The only people affected by them are trailer park trash kind of like OP so stop WWWOOOOSSSHHHing so hard and hold still.
If dubs op managed to hide in his cellar while the tornado passed by
>>249065779
working on it
keep the thread up
keep the memory alive
op?
>>249066303
Fuck you tornado
>>249057462
>>249066303
Im on to you, you fucking tornado.
>mfw tornadoes posting near me
RIP in peace OP
>>249066303
Nice try Tornadotrash
OP has accidentally made something screencap worthy.
OP here, It was a lightning tornado, I died.
>This thread
Why can Microsoft control Tornados?
>>249067132
Microsoft can control tornadoes thoughwith the power of the cloud
Just checking in to see if someone posted a collage of OP's thread yet
>>249067529
Got everything copied and ready for the collage
I've never done this before oh god what have I gotten myself into
OP died a heros death
>>249066303
Oh great, now even tornadoes posts on here.
Whats next? earthquakes, volcanoes.
>>249067132
>yfw this is what they meant all along about the power of the cloud
all is lost
>>249050109
OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOooo
Im OP back from the dead and im trying to make more so just calm the fuck down.
>>249066303
>>249066303
JEEZ I wonder who's behind this post.
>>249067846
install gentoo
>>249067951
Thanks that fixed it.
>>249067846
give it the dick
>>249067837
/v/ confirmed for ghost tornado posters
Wait.
Was spongebob just a cover up to end in a cloud-pun ?
That's pretty clever really.
I never asked for these feels when I opened the thread.
OP?!????
>tfw OP got hit by ultra rare twin tornado
http://www.weather.com/video/watch-massive-twin-tornadoes-49970
What???!!!!! These things really do happen.
Well this was an unexpected turn of events
>>249068559
tornados?
yes
Collage is about 75% done
working with the power of the cloud
Oh my god, I figured it out OP was atornadoall along.
>Waiting on the collage
>It's storming outside my trailerFuck
>>249068982
>trailer
you're already dead
MICROSOFT IS GONNA KILL US ALL
>OP warns of nearby storms capable of producing tornados
>disappears after 10 minutes
DA POWER OF DA CLOUD
Anyone here live in a state that is never affected by natural disasters?
OHIO IN DA HOUSE.
Godspeed OP, Godspeed.
;_;7
>mfw the sky actually does turn green before a tornado
Shit, OP is probably dead right now
>>249069131
Scratch that, 30 minutes.pls be safe OP. I live in a state that gets tornados despite being near a large body of water that dampens severe weather.
>>249069165
>tfw California is overdue for a fuckhuge earthquake.
No one is allowed to report the disasters and horrible secrets of this thread
Somebody finally creates OC and he is taken away from us. RIP OP ;_;7
>>249069165
>TFW Montana
>>249069353
fuck off microsoft
>>249069165
PA here. We get brutal winters and blazing summers which completely destroy our roads, but hey, no major earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, etc to worry about
>>249069165
Alabama here we get raped by tornados every summer
>>249069661
MD. Pretty much the same here.
>>249069661
>brutal winters and blazing summers
I've lived in PA for 10 years, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>249067717
ohhh nonononono anon, that would be silly
remember to buy lots of water to keep hydrated
>>249069165
Florida here. Hurricane season started at the start of this month.
>>249069475
Hope you enjoy Yellowstone, asshole
>>249069909
GEORGE, SO SUAVE
>>249069921
We haven't really had a bad hurricane for a while, though.
Last I can remember was like '04 or '05
>>249069940
half the planet will enjoy it along montana when it happens
>>249069165
BASED
OHIO
>no earthquakes
>no wildfires
>no mudslides
>no volcanoes
>no hurricanes
>no tsunamis
>all four seasons
>dat freshwater supply
>7th most populous state but still has plenty of countryside
there was that one time, though...
>>249069940
Ooooo scary.
>>249068913
Holy shit nigga I think you stumbled on something bigger then all of us.
>>249069921
well shit, I'm gonna be going there for CEO soon
should I have to worry about both "gangsters" with guns AND natural disaster shit now too?
>>249069165
Michigan disaster status: 0 ever confirmed.
>>249069395
>>249070058
>>249069165
ohio bros WW@
Collage when?
>op makes a funny sponge bob thread
>killed by a tornado
Not even god himself wants this board to be good
>>249069891
CT here, I have to put up with people saying the same exact thing about my state. I don't understand it either. I personally like CT, no disasters at all. Winter is never an issue because I'm not retarded and Summer is pretty mild compared to other parts of the world.
>>249060525
Yes.
>>249070261
>sharing borders with 5 states and Canada
Fucking whore of a state
>>249070261
Niggaaaa. Columbus here, attending OSU but currently at home.
OP GOT PWNED BY ME THE ONE AND ONLY TORNADO, TORNADO 92
>>249069921
>grow up in FL
>thunderstorms are run of the mill events
>nobody even gets worried
>hurricanes are just something people are prepared for and aren't too bothered by
>move to louisiana for job
>it even begins to rain some and everybody panics and can't drive and think it's the end of the world
>my face
>>249070398
hawaii pls go
>>249070392
I'm in NE CT and it's been stupid hot these past days and it's supposed to be even hotter into the week.
>>249070058
>That fond memory of digging my car out a snow because it got stuck in the apron.
Was there a game with a better launch than Brawl?
>>249070503
holy shit are you me? I'm in the same position. Nola?
![t1UFz9F[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/K3p3jow.png "t1UFz9F[1].png")
hey guys how long until Canada becomes a state?
>>249069165
Long Island
>tfw Sandy alone did immense damage to power lines and shit
>went a week without vidya
>>249070031
That's true, I think the last bad season Florida had was when Charley, Francis, and Jeanne or something all hit in the same year. That was some shit. I remember getting gallons of water from the national guard. Crazy shit man.
>>249070602
>all those Ohio threads on /v/ that night
it was a magical time
Finally.
1000 hours in paint.i actually used ms paint to make this
it was also my first time so please be gentle ;_;
>>249070695
NOW
>>249070503
>live in Florida
>walking down the street during a category 3 hurricane
>got a little wet
>go up north
>a thunderstorm with real life actual lightning
>people are stocking up on drinkable water and buying batteries
>>249069165
>tfw arizona
>>249070695
NEVER EVER
>>249069165
Connecticut.
Wait are rich white cocksuckers a natural disaster?
>>249070849
>28
tornados and timetravelers confirmed for posting on /v/
>>249070849
>june 28
fuck me.
fixed it.
>>249070695
>US tries to annex canada
>succeeds
>americans flock to country to gloat over superiority
>-50C winter kicks in around october and all americans either go into shock, move to BC, die, or go back to murrica
>everything goes back to normal and everybody eventually forgets it was ever even annexed
Where were you, when OP was tornadoed?
>>249070875
nigga what
i've lived in the north my whole life and about the only thing different that happens during a thunderstorm is fewer people go golfing
>>249070849
>june 28
>28
>>249069165
NH represent
>>249069165
One of the few good things about living in Idaho
>>249070849
Hey good job anon.
somebody had to take the next cosmic assassination and Ièm glad you have the balls to sacrifice yourself to show the injusticeyou want to say any last words?
>>249070875
We have tornadoes all the time in Kentucky and it amazes me if you stop at a gas station all the bread and milk is always sold out. All of it.
OP here. I'm fine, posting off my phone right now. Managed to get to shelter in time.The same can't be said for my house, along with my computer. Sorry guys.
>>249069165
GEORGIA BROS WW@
>tfw worst thing ever to happen was a heavy windstorm when I was, like, 3
>>249071094
I guess the North is a pretty vague term. Seriously though, the people I was staying with at the time were visibly frightened every time they heard thunder. I was flabbergasted.
>>249071283
Dirty lies
Now the tornado is on /v/ posing as OP. This super cell is low class.
>>249071283
>more tornado shilling
we don't believe you for a fucking second, you piece of shit wind-twisting faggot
>>249071283
Not too sure this is op
>>249071283
>no pics
Fake and gay
>>249070154
What city? Today was crazy storming in AA
I get a feeling OP should not have listened to Spongebob.
>>249070261northwest just south of toledo. sup nigga
>>249071283
OH SHIT
BRB UPDATING COLLAGE
>>249070391
How many days till e3?
>>249071653
363
>>249071261
It gets worse whenever its about to snow, Home Depot and Lowes look like they're giving away money for free with how many people are there
Fuck snow
>>249071283
Is this just another dirty tornado or is it actually you OP?
>>249071283
ALL OF YOUR REACTION PICS ARE LOST FOREVERglad you're okay OP. what was the final punchline anyway
>>249071283
10/10 for effort, you did well today. Fuck tornadoes.
>>249070261
>mfw I noticed WI is north of Ohio
>mfw I live in WI
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XCkoMJmeAv
>>249071792op was the punchline
>>249066303
>>249067921
I love these so much. Someone post the Bee one.
