>>320250450
>tfw you will never have a cutie monkey gf like Dixie
>tfw you will never be cucked by Donkey Kong's bbc
>tfw you will never be laughed at by mistress Dixie and her hung lover DK for not being able to compete
>tfw you will never have mistress Dixie give DK a tugjob with cumshot all over your face
>tfw you will never know what alpha gorilla semen taste like

Why even fucking live?!

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>>320250450

I know, it's ridiculous.

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It's really hard to believe best girl isn't in yet.

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>you will never cuck Diddy

Rosalina IS in Smash though, friend.

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Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous.

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Sup bitches? Guess who got to be an assist trophy while you didn't?

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>>320250450
BTFO wimpy chimpy
A Queen Kong is here

>>320252639
I want her feet all over me

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>>320252539

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>>320252918
>it's not a flash

>>320252607

OP said BEST girl, not WORST, you dumb memeposter

But OP, Wendy Koopa is in the game.

>>320252607

Literally who?

>>320253248

Nintendo's literal Autism Bait

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>>320250450
I know, bro.

>>320252918
>>320253109
>>320253672
I can't wait for you guys to get BTFO

>>320250450
>>320252619
>>320252639
>>320252918
>>320253109
>>320253672
>best
>furshit
pick one

>>320252428
that's not a girl, that's a male with a different color hat

>>320252507
meme princess

Wow Nintendo fans have shit taste in girls. Not suprising
And the only waifu-worthy girls they made don't even exist in America

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>tfw

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>>320254072
I don't play Smash 4 anymore so I lose nothing

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>>320254243
>mfw i will never hear her "HI I'M DAISY!" in smash

>>320254450
Daisy is worst girl

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>>320255175
What did you say nigga? I fuck your shit up! I hope you die in a chemical fire slowly and painfull while watching a group of niggers raping everyone you love in front of you and skinning your family pet alive.

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Cross is cute. CUTE!

>>320252918
Sourceee

>>320255315
wew lad

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>>320255315
>tfw Sakurai rather wants to be burned to death while seeing his love ones get raped by niggers, than put your shit waifu in Smash

>>320255175

Nice meme, bro

>>320256686
Le 9gag poster, pls go xD