Have you played the baby vs parent game yet? Shits hilarious.
http://www.alphabetagamer.com/whos-your-daddy-alpha-download
saw it yesterday, but i got no one to play with
>>319409502
>Be dad since 4 years ago
>Caught 1 1/6 on countertop at 6 in the fucking morning, swatting things off the countertop to see what it did when it fell off
>See player crawl into oven.
>Nope!
>See baby somehow turn on burner
>NOPE
>See the fucking heating elements on floor of oven
>NO
>Parental unit standing there looking stupid.
>WHAT. NO. WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE!. GRAB HIM.
Nope, can't play. Can't handle the stress niggas.
>>319411658
I think your child may be a cat.
>>319411751
>>319411751
He's a lanky 4 year old quarter mulatto, big headed pain in the fucking ass.
But, he's mine.
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Yummy batteries
How do you even stop him eating the batteries when you can only pick up one of them at a time?
>>319411919
>quarter mulatto
you got kek'd
>>319411919
>quarter mulatto
Into trash he goes
>>319413053
shove it up his ass and call him Duracell rabbit
>lock every cabinet
>lock oven
>heal baby with pills when poisoned
>remove stool from the bathroom
>lift every fork and hammer on the table
>Your opponent has left the game
