Reminder that if you didnt pick valor, you made the wrong choice and should probably kill yourself
seriously
>meet mystic faggot
lel, so you browse le reddit right? XD
>meet instinct fag
blah blah blah, oh hey, you know im like SUCH an underdog right? like, people just dont pick instinct because blah blah blah
>meet valor bro
hey bro, you seem pretty cool, want to get a beer together and catch some pokemons? first rounds on me, buddy!
seriously, Mystic and Instinct faggots are the biggest shitters to ever grace this Earth
>>344744001
>be me, valor bro
>whole town is full of bluebuddies, pretty much all gyms are blue
>see a lure attached to pokestop near me, go out to investigate.
>see max lvl neckbeard sitting all alone at a coffee shop, not even hiding the fact that hes doing the pokemans
>go over and ask if the lure was him
>it was him
>we chat, hes also a valor bro
>we leave together and go take over all the blue gyms in our area
>now semi buddies
does anyone have an .apk that will wok on 5.5.1? I'm using a samsung galaxy s5 mini, for some reason the play store says my phone isnt compatible
>>344744001
how much of a autist do you have to be to start stereotyping people who picked a color for a mobile game that's only a few days old?
Tonight me and 2 other Valor friends set up a lure and 3 other guys showed up, all Valor. We had a good time, drank beers at the nearby bar and caught Pokemon. We also all browse Reddit. Sorry faggot.
Is mystic really the reddit team? I just choose it cause my favorite bird is Articuno
>>344744878
>choosing your destiny based on arbitrary reasons
Wow
>>344744479
Considering it's Pokemon, a bit hit with people who have autism, only with no gameplay, it's really to be expected.
>>344744878
Anything but Valor is the reddit team, despite a lot of reddit also being on valor >>344744529
Don't worry, and pick whatever team you want.
I picked Instinct because I love Zapdos, and I don't want a woman to be my leader.
>>344744826
Oh wow
>>344744001
What is it with valorfags whining about anybody not being a valorfag? Just enjoy the game.
>durrr my teemz betur than urs
>evry1 else is a homo fagt autist
damn OP how many cocks you suck on your way to the pokestop?
>>344744001
I don't like fire chicken, prefer Artic Uno
>>344744001
Talk about insecurity over playing Pokemon.
>mfw these threads will be around 24/7 now
And it's not even a proper Pokemon game. Have fun with your angry birds shit.
Why play this game? Isnt it just one of those social games?
>I picked Gryffindor because I'm brave and adventurous and stuff ;^)
>Be alone as Team Instinct, hanging near a gym
>9 guys show up
>"What team?" they ask
>I tell them
>They laugh at me and wreck the gym
>"Well, see you guys later" I tell them
>"Eeeeeh, wait one second"
>Guy puts his hand on my shoulder
>Pushes me to the ground
>"Valor is the true path to glory"
>Try to get back up, they kick me
>"Let's teach this faggot a lesson"
>They rip my pants off, I start screaming
>"I'm going to Diglett inside of you and Squirtle into your boy Cloyster and you will Lickitung the rest of our Muk off our Ninetails, faggot"
>They rape me
>Other Team Instict bros walk by and see it happening
>They turn around and leave. Nobody tries to help me
>They beat me, take my gym, and fuck me raw
>After it's over they all spit on me and Flex.
>"Team Valor!"
>I get up and walk home crying
>One of my eggs hatches
>It's a 10CP Pidgey
One of the best nights of my life. Who else here is Team Instinct?
![13619986_665314290300155_2503199263757209178_n[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ES5UFmV.png "13619986_665314290300155_2503199263757209178_n[1].png")
>>344745246
>10cp Pidgey
>Best night
>>344745052
Just your dad's cause he gave me a lift
>>344745084
>>344745073
>>344745052
>butthurt blueballs and yellowchicken.
but with all seriousness, team instinct have the shittiest logo.
>tfw met the guy who got Gary Oak as his username
cunts
![13654371_664699893694928_4376889203578177410_n[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sjk01gP.png "13654371_664699893694928_4376889203578177410_n[1].png")
>this fucking thread
>>344745363
>he doesn't like triangles
I bet you can't even triforce nigga
Valor - a legendary Phoenix
Instinct - the legendary Thunderbird
Mystic - a fucking Seafoam Turkey
Valor and Instinct are alright but you Mystic kids suck.
>>344745708
I think we can all agree on this.
>>344744001
>>344744826
Gay Lantern Corps
OH NO, HERE COME TEAM VALOR
>>344744878
Mystic is what Reddit, Kotaku and a lot of Twitch and Youtube E-Celebs went for. If you picked Mystic then you are a ledditor by default.
>>344746145
>tells people not to be rude
>acts like an absolute nigger at the end
normalfags
>>344745298
DELETE THIS
>All gyms around me are either mystic or instinct
>Be valor
>Proceed to destroy those gyms
The only time I like living in this small shithole, i'm surprised it even has pokestops and gyms.
OnlyRedLivesMatter
SpreadTheRed
>>344746857
They think they are in the right, so that means they can be as rude as possible.
SJW use the same tactic
>WAAAH I RECEIVED DEATH THREATS
>IF YOU ARE A WHITE MALE YOU CAN DIE THIS ISNT HYPOCRITICAL AT ALL
>Wanted to go instinct
>Only other guy with the game in my area is instinct
>Need to fuck him up
>Don't want to be associated with 4chan faggots
Mystic it is
>>344747465
suicide is your only way out after that.
>>344744998
>most of reddit is on valor
>don't worry guys valor isn't reddit
That's what a redditor would tell us
Real talk we all know Zapdos is the only choice
>>344744286
>be me
fuck off reddit
>>344744001
i picked valor by accident
now that i know its populated with fedorah tipping edge lords i regret it
Team Valor
>muh valor, muh power, everything revolves around me
>we like fighting, muh testosterone
Team Mystic
>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND US!
>WE NEED TO FIND THE RAREST POKEMANS!
Team Instinct
>nobody is joining our special hipster team
>get off my team you pikachu-loving normiestfw there's no green for shrek team ;_;
>>344747689
can you add a little salt to my fries please
allHailValor
>Picked mystic because Articuno carried me through blue
>Met a literal fedora yellow
>Met a tumblr nu-male on blue
>Met three 13 year old normie kids on red who tried to make fun of me for playing pokemon
>Met 2 mystic dudes, 3 valor bros, and an instinct guy at a park at 2 am with 3 lures and a gym
>Took turns fighting eachothers mons and catching shit and leveling up
>Was comfy
Tbh I've seen each fucking stereotype on each team, although I will admit blue does seem to be filled with more people
MysticsforPesents
>>344747712
I'd fuck mystic and take their pokemons after i'm done.
>>344745049
Hahaha...you think that this argument will stop? Its like coke vs Pepsi...
>>344748212
obviously Valor is winning, btw Mystics shouldnt be able to vote
When do you pick a team?
Started yesterday and level 4, highest pokemon is 96cp
>>344748362
3 days ago, highest CP is &86 Flareon im lvl 13
>>344748293
Meh, who cares
>>344744001
>meet instinctfag
Pure lies
>>344748362
you pick a team at lvl 5
>>344748471
Aight thanks
>>344745363
What it's just a fun game nigga. Don't have to make it a competition. Don't place your honor over a casual Pokemon game. You're on team Valor, you should know that.
>>344748431
everyone whos a Valor care. Death to Mystic fags
Mystic was the OG team, Valor are a bunch of shitposters.
M O L T R E S
O L T R E S M
L T R E S M O
T R E S M O L
R E S M O L T
E S M O L T R
S M O L T R E
>>344748556
youre not a true valor than. get out of here Mystic SCUM!!!
>>344744001
Reminder that if you play pokemon go at all you should most definitely kill yourself.
>LMAO guys we're such nerds!!!! Pokemon is so cool!!!!!!
>Not being part of GLORIOUS YELLOW MASTERRACE
>>344745363
>yellow chicken
Zapdos is a hummingbird though
>>344744001
>>344744001
Say this now until Moltres shits all over your carpet and Rydia makes you eat it allbut seriously who gives a shit what team your own I picked instinct because I like yellow and I don't keep up with your memey reddit groups
>>344748759
theyre extinct
Why are you playing this autistic shit when you could be playing real Pokemon?
>>344744421
Mygirlfriendhas that phone. Ended up downloading the apk and it works fine, though the GPS can be a bit buggy.
>>344748796
Fag
>>344748640
wtf does mlrsote mean?
>>344749049
Peace through power.God i miss Kane.
>>344749160
good game
>Drive to my work with the app open (not looking at it while driving because I'm not retarded though)
>doesn't log any kms in regards to hatching eggs
>stand still the whole night while I teleport around the block, GPS being a piece of shit indoors
>4.5 Kms "walked"
how the hell is this shit supposed to work
>>344749732
magic my dear friend
>mfw i'm valor and haven't told anyone in 5 minutes
This game will increase game violence.
>>344750072
>game
gang*
but now i made an accidental funny.
>>344750137
GG kid
>>344750210
if I see you wearing red on my pokespots i'll smoke your ass
>>344750314
bring it Pussy
Oh look it's the gryffindor of pokémon go.
>>344747635
I think you might be retarded.
I was saying that no matter what team you pick, Valorfags will demand its the reddit team, despite there being people on team valor from reddit.
Zapdos is the only choice. But I don't want to be in a group with a retard who can't read.
>>344747712
Post more of these.
>>344750374
you live
>>344750365
you die
>>344744932
I chose Valor because big tiddies.
>>344746840
sounds to me like you're just being a hipster faggot by making that your way of deciding teams.
>>344750468
K I die.
Not my fault both teams are obnoxiously annoying.
The true answer on teams
>Team in constant control of your local gym isn't yours
>LOL X IS SHIT FUCK YOU GUYS
>Team in control of said gym IS yours
>LOL X IS BEST U JEALOUS
>>344744878
same.
chose instinct because I like zapdos, but i like to joke around and play faction loyalty with feorcity
>>344750606
all 3 teams are obnoxious, just don't be obnoxious with them
>>344750740
This is the only thread specifically made for a team.
I'm a yuropoor and the game isn't even out yet so I can't try it out but I think I'll go pick Valor.
the other birds are retarded.
>>344750392
>implying it's not trump red, hilldog blue and bernie yellow
I've never played a mainline Pokemon game before and just read the team descriptions. Instinct sounds like it fits me the most, but none of my friends are in it and the gyms near my work are all mystic.
Pick sides or stick to my guns?
I need to purge all red shitter but how the FUCK am I suppose to beat this?
>>344750740
lone wolf over here better go join the toddlers on Instinct
>>344744932
>implying there could be a meaningful reason to choose a meaningless color in a Pokemon game
Hmmmm... My Moltres is pooping in our new Pokemon GO thread.
VALOR SQUAD WW@???
WE UP ON THAT LATE NITE GRIND - POKEMON GAME ON LOCK CUH
So what's the best one to choose to get laid?
![[FREEDOMS INTERNALLY].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k7V4fkj.jpg "[FREEDOMS INTERNALLY].jpg")
>>344744001
>being a dirty red
>>344751032
Girls get wet as fuck if you tell them you're with valor - you become a pussy magnet.
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
>>344747712
no green really is the worst thing here
i dont want any of these colors
>>344751169
Shut up, OP.
>>344751252
Good, kill yourself fag
>>344750787
i guess you and I have differing opinions of what obnoxious is
if obnoxious to you is just saying you have a team then thicken up
>>344750873
too late
no sorry I don't want to be part of
>/red/dit
>>344751313
instinct nd Valor are mixed up
>>344751452
no sorry reddit
>>344751510
very true
>everyone shitting on mystic
I just like articuno. Why did you losers have to drag this meme-tier my team is better than yours shit into this shallow ass game.
>Team Valor & Team Mystic
>Timeless dichotomies of Red vs. Blue, Brawn vs. Brain, Fire vs. Ice
>Competitive
>All about gaining power
>Waifu leaders
>Team Instinct
>The third wheel
>Casual
>All abouthaving fun
>Dudebro leader
>live in germany
>team Valor are mostly turks and xXxweedsniperxXx kids
>team Mystic is called team Wisdom here
blue team it is
>>344751510
VALOR ON THAT LATE NITE GRIND PHAM
>>344751630
makes it more fun, but people take it too seriously
Literally who cares?
>>344750831
you dont get paid ingame currency based on your team owning the gym
you get paid based on YOU owning the gym
if mystic owns the gym now it's better to be valor or instinct to take it off them
>>344751630
This
I don't get it, isn't Articuno the least popular of the three? Why do so many people pick team blue then?
>>344750840
Use a grass type. defensive type advantage blows shit out of the water and allows you to tank shit.
A 500 CP grass type can just eat water attacks for a long time.
>>344744001
>hey bro, you seem pretty cool, want to get a beer together and catch some pokemons? first rounds on me, buddy!
the gayest thing ever
>>344751890
Thanks. My resolve is now firm.
There are only two teams: Team Mystic or Team Autistic.
>>344752043
so basically if it ever reaches gen 3 sableye will destroy everything
Team /V/alor up in this bitch
mofuuggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>344751940
ice pokemon tend to be a wild card advantage
>Live in Glasgow, Scotland
>Everyone is affiliated to one of two football teams
>Rangers (Blue) or Celtic (Green)
>This is more important than your race or religion
>There is no green Pokemon Go team
>Glasgow is 95% Mystic
>I'm Mystic too
Feels good
>>344752543
if there was some stupid legendary leaf bird, there would be team green.
I chose instinct because Zapdos is the best bird
>>344752447
>team valor shitters use this forced tumblr meme
I'm not suprised
>>344750803
this
>not choosing instinct when they have objectively the best logo and legendary bird
where did you fuck up anon?
>>344744286
shit it really is reddit here
Red: edgelords who pick the fire type starter because"fire is cool"
Yellow: hipsters who have to be the alternative choice solely because it's different
Blue: normal people
>not simply picking the colour of your football team if available
>i have lived to see a mobile game get at least 3 threads at any given time all day and will probably be this way for the next 2 months
>>344744001
I'm convinced these threads are made by Insting or Mystic players trying to make Valor players look like autistic retards
I'm Mystic personally because I like the colour blue, but plenty of my friends are Valour as well. We like to play on the team rivalries a bit, had an impromptu drag race through the city with our cars tonight for fun.I won, Valourfags aint going anywhere fast in a Mazda 323
>>344753892
>this is only the beginning of the end
>Three team are Red, Yellow and Blue
>Three clothing options are Red, Yellow and Orange
What the fuck Pokemon
>>344744878
Going by googling each team and checking the subreddit, Mystic is several times more popular than the other teams.
>>344754431
>Orange
>>344754431
>Male character
>>344744001
I'm going to be honest as someone who's an instinct
Mystic fags are literally Squidward tier. They are condescending faggots with inferiority complexes that boast that they're better than everyone else. They trick the idiotic valor base who's as dumb as Patrick the starfish into false memes and makes them butt hurt. They paint a picture of idiots in their image and a image of loners in ours. We instincts keep fighting with valor when mystic is the real issue
These fucks are so high in number and I have YouTube celebs and social media celebs to blame for making a mystic campaign. They manage to rustle valor and instinct jimmies while they conquer gyms
If you're going to start the game, please help valor or instinct out by joining. Mystic has fucked up people ruining the game and it's not fun anymore
TL;dr FUCK YOU MYSTIC AND FUCK YOUR POSSE. IF ANYONE IS ABOUT TO START, PLEASE HELP THE 2 OTHER TEAMS
THANK YOU
>>344746840
>Mystic is what Reddit, Kotaku and a lot of Twitch and Youtube E-Celebs went for. If you picked Mystic then you are a ledditor by default
If he picked mystic, he's a band wagon sheep if anything. Not a redditor. Still, fuck that team. They conquered the east coast while the other two teams get baited by low quality memes
>>344755153
team mystic is normcore
burn them all
>All these baby teams upset they'll never be as cool and popular as Mystic
>>344744001
>playing normie games
all teams are fags
>>344755153
>Falseflagging valorfags
>>344744001
This is the most pathetic thing I've read in a long while.
>>344744001
You're all a bunch of autistic faggots walking around with your phones catching le pokemans haha such nostalgia xDDDD. Fuck off, loser.
>>344756283
Not him but mystics are the worst people here in the east coast.
>tfw only person on earth who chose team instinct
I didn't pick any of them because I don't have a data plan and my phone only uses WiFi
>>344754431
>allow some very minor character customization
>leave it at that
I mean maybe they're waiting to take advantage of pay2wear clothing options
>>344757053
is that dog ok?
>valor
>not 2 other teams
nice le edgy fire and cool phoenix meme xD
This board truly is full of edgy teenagers
>>344757450
that's not a dog you retard, it's a balloon
>>344757551
*tips problem glasses*
>>344744001
Reminder that Moltres was always the shittiest bird and nobody cared about it., and it was made even more irrelevant when superior pheonix Ho-Oh was made available.
>>344744001
>Friends talking about which team they should join
>This was a day in so none if the teams had developed a personality
>I like articuno so I tried to convince them to go blue
>They really want yellow
>Alright fine yellow it is
>Couple days later see some people walking around
>What team are you guys on, I'm on yellow
>"We're on team MYSTIC"
Wew lad. Glad my friends convinced me otherwise.
>Walking around with other group of friends
>Two of them are in valor, convinced the third one to be on instinct with me
>I ask why they chose valor
>Lol idk I didn't really know what it was so I just chose one
>My other friend turns to me and asks why I made him join instinct, there's no one on instinct.
Mfw
Can't join Instinct because all the Gyms in my area are Instinct
REEE
>>344758823
But anon, you could just join instinct, help fortify friendly gyms, and then hop in for that easy gold.
>tfw having nobody to battle allows you to build
>>344751630
Anyone who likes ice types should be dragged out and shot.
>>344759757
How does battling you're own Gyms even work? I'm still not level 5.
Does it mean I can just shove my pokemon in the Gym with the guy who owns it and also get gold?
>>344759915
Assuming it can maintain its status for 21 hours. If it does, you get 10 pokecoins.
If you can keep up 10 gyms you can get 100 pokecoins a day.
>>344744001
You pokemon faggots are literally so autistic it hurts.
>>344759915
Nobody "owns" the gym other than your team. The leader is just the final boss, or rather the person with the strongest mon.
Fighting your own gyms levels those gyms up and a gym can have pokemon in it equal in quantity to its level, so a level 5 gym can have 5 mons in it. So you level it up, and once it goes up a level, deposit your boy.
>>344744001
>all that dumb shit you posted
literally kill yourself
>>344744421
not a big fan of chinese food sorry
>>344760508
So if the guy who originally owned it has a level 100 mon and I put my 200 mon in with it, it'll display my name instead?
>>344744001
>Picking the team based on the worst legendary
Not just worst legendary bird, I mean the worst legendary overall.
Who waiting on /Green/ here?
how do you grind out the early levels? just keep catching shit pokemon?
in my neighborhood if you're not valor you get run up on
Valorfags are insecure.
Probably closeted homosexuals, too.
The lot of them.
>Zapdos is my favorite legendary.
>Team instinct is full of elitists assholes
>pick valor in the end
Thank you normies
>>344752779
not being /v/ the team
>>344762556
>Team Instinct
>Full of anything
Being Instinct is suffering
>>344744001
You do realize its blue for a blue board and red for REDdit
Retards
when it first started it was
reddit-yellow "we love pikachu XD"
/v/- /v/alor and rage
/vp/- blue /vp/orion
now its just bluefags circlejerking other fags into thinking reds the biggest team when its really blue
>he didn't pick the team with the hottest leader
Why are only people in Valor making these kinds of threads?
>>344764175
its bluefags trying to make redfags look bad
>>344744001
>work night shift as aMedic
>whole shift decides on Valor because we're a team and we all go out regularly together and actually like each other
>this lady from the opposing shift who we can't stand finds out about Pokemon GO and finds a way to be an insufferable cunt about it
>we were hoping she'd pick Instinct since she's all into the minion shit
>she picks Valor
>she ramps up being an obnoxious faggot about it tenfold
Is there really no way to switch teams?
Yellow because I'm contrarian.
>>344764175
because team mystic are all on reddit and team instinct dont exist
>>344746857
It is the tendency of the aggressor to pretend like they are the oppressed
So,
>Team Valor = edgy faglords
>Team Mystic = reddit tryhards
>Team Instinct = hipster retards
>>344764175
They are trying so hard to be relevant. It's cute.
Reminder that you are on a BLUE board
>>344744001
I have zero interest in this "game" itself but I might download it simply because it might give me a reason to leave my house and go outside for once. Always got addicted to gimmicky shit like this even if I didn't enjoy it so in the end maybe this will be the first beneficial addiction I've ever had.
>>344764434
No it's pic related
>Be walking around lake at 1am, not huge and had like 6 stops
>Naturally it's been active 24/7
>Everyone having a nice time
>Valor player leaving by car shouts "VALOR!"
For the next two hours you couldnt go 8 minutes without someone on one side of the lake shouting "VALOR", followed by every other valor player shouting it back at slightly awkward intervals
Valorfags are the only autists who need such validation for playing Pokemon in public at 1am
You guys are such fags.
>>344764585
What do they even do with those pixel pokemon they stayed up until 1 AM to catch? There isn't any gameplay is there? Just stare at them on their screens?
>>344764074
THIS
IF YOU ARE MYSTIC AND IN NYC; SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU
>>344764175
Valor being try hards meme is a meme
It's mystic people false flagging. YouTube celebs encouraged all their followers to go blue and crush red because it's red and bad
I'm not even kidding. They even make us yellows fight with red when irl the reds don't know what the fuck is happening and why mystic is doing this
>>344744001
>meet valor fag
Total normie. Picked valor because they like the color red
>Meet mystic master race
Has deep knowledge of pokemon and is a complete bro. Never browses reddit like the valor normies
>>344764718
There's battling and active swipes/taps, it's not an auto battle if that's what you're thinking.
>>344764585
So is Mystic but no one says anything. Stop being such a hypocrite.
>>344746145
Thanks Tumblr
>>344744878
Nah, valor is the reddit team, hence all the shitposting here on 4chan
>>344747712
>tfw there's no green for shrek team ;_;
There's no green legendary bird, ya dingus.
>>344764175
Insecure faggots trying to make up for the fact that they picked the worst color and worst bird all at the same time.
Prove me wrongyou can't :^)
>Me, I joined team Mystic
>>344748471
Still not level five because can't find shit around me.
Is it possible to NOT choose a team ever? Based solely on this thread it feels like no matter what team one chooses, they'll be ridiculed for their choice.
>>344764962
>Valor
Reddit is Mystic central, go visit them some time.
>Instinct
>Dumb Jock Dude
>Mystic
>Twink Nerd Dude
>Valor
>Feisty Redhead Woman
Easy choice
>>344765131
>Is it possible to NOT choose a team ever? Based solely on this thread it feels like no matter what team one chooses, they'll be ridiculed for their choice.
It's possible
I'm level 15 and no team. You just can't click the gym because if you do you are forced to pick a side unless you force close the app
>>344765070
Oh fuck off mystic cuck, Reddit is blue circle jerk central. Reds are mostly normal fags, minorities, and smogon try hards
>>344765146
Is mystic even a dude? I can't even tell
>>344747712
How it feels fending off hoards of Mystics and Instincts
>>344752203
No because despite it only having gen 1 pokemon it uses gen 6 typing with fairies and such.
>>344765146
mystic is not a dude
she has a pretty fucking long ponytail, and also has a physique that can only be seen in girls, too.
she doesn't even look androgynous.
Shut up and deploy on the portal faggots
>>344765641
Mystic members have an unhealthy obsession with false flagging as instinct and valor members to make them fight with each other. Also all I've seen on Twitter and 4chan is valor hate by mystic folks
Mystic confirmed Squidward
Patrick confirmed Valor
Spongebob confirmed instinct
>>344744998
>I picked Instinct because I love Zapdos, and I don't want a woman to be my leader
literally me
>>344765746
>long ponytail
>implying not a reverse trap
It's a guy alright. That silhouette will trick so many into thinking its a girl
I just got to level 12 and everything is so much higher than most of my caught Pokemon. It feels like I'm starting over just with great balls now.
>>344764267
This. Zapdos master race
>>344744001
blue team for a blue board
red team for REDdit
use your fucking brain
when people were posting links to download the APK before the offical release
we were telling everything to "join blue team because were a blue board"
sorry you picked the super gay team
>>344765817
>"Enlightened" hippie trash
So when the fuck are they going to release is on Leaf land. Being Cancuck is suffering
You managed to create the most autistic Pokemon Go thread on /v/.
Congrats, I guess.
>>344765817
>Hiya! I am Arbor, leader of team Enlightened! The reason why we are named Enlightened is because we did tons of LSD and hugged trees!
>woodstock festival music heard in the distance
>>344749049
FUCK I JOINED THE WRONG TEAM
(GDI 4 lyf nigga)
>>344766013
>he's from a blue board
Okay son :3
>>344766281
>being /pol/ or /b/ trash
i am not even going to think about you being from r9k
>>344766281
only good boards are blue boards :^)
pol doesn't count, and since they use their guts to hate the goyims, they would totally be yellow/instinct.
>used to RP pokemon
>used to be part of a "team" named team valor
>there's literally a team valor for me to join now
oh man the memeories
>Zapdos
OU
>Moltres
BL2
>Articuno
PU
Team instinct has the best mon, so best team. Also Zapdos is the coolest looking one to boot
>>344744001
>team valor
>talks shit about all other teams
Good job setting the example on your shit teir team
>>344750803
>>344752823
>>344750392
Nah, you see it works like this because Valor is being shilled like it's the only choice, Instinct is the underestimated but capable underdog, and Mystic is in the majority.
>>344744001
>not basing your decision entirely on what legendary bird is represented by the team
Articuno is GOAT, Zapdos is pretty solid but Moltres is fucking trash, one of the worst legendaries ever, that alone should make you pick one of the other two
>>344766573
>implying it's valor
You're an instinct aren't you
>>344744001
>picking team valor makes men hit on you
Wow. Truly the faggot race.
>>344744826
I can only cringe so hard, anon
>>344765610
very true, we are all gods of olympus and gods of valhalla
>>344744001
>choice of 3 legendary birds
>he picks fucking Moltres
disdain for plebs
>>344765940
Still not sure anon, do check her shoulders and compare them with those of Candela's.
That kind of similarity, cannot be reached by just hormones
>>344766094
Found the Resistance/Mystic faggot
I was gonna go instinct cause I like the colour yellow but now there's a whole culture around this stupid shit now god dammit
Is Instinct basically the Hufflepuff of GO?
>IM-FUCKING-PLYING
Articuno=Zapdos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(x9000)Moltres
>>344744479
It's classic Valor behavior.
>>344767205
Yup. And Mystic is Ravenclaw, with Valor as Gryffindor
>>344766639 ya got me.
But op did say he was valor.
>My choice of Blue is ruined even before the game is out here
Fucking Reddit.
So what's your local PoGo community look like /v/?
Houston reporting.
>>344767237
I'd say Articuno>Zapdos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(x9000)Moltres
Articuno is cooler but only by a hair, Moltres is just awful though
>A
>FUCKING
>ARTICUNO
