Is this port worth playing?
lol, didnt know that shit actually existed
>>344634159
>Half-Life
>good
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>>344634420
Shit pasta is shit. You should be ashamed.
>>344634159
Yeah, it has an exclusive co-op campaign, there's even a hidden level where you both play as Vortigaunts
>>344634159
Well, sure. Though you could just download the mod that introduces PS2 port's 3D models to the PC version, and then grab the mod that recreates the co-op campaign.
>>344634318
it was my very first PS2 game.
And it felt fucking NEXT GEN back in 01.
>>344634487
That's actually a cheat code, and it allows you to play the ENTIRE game as Vortigaunt.
>>344634159
>playing FPS games with controllers
Why?
>>344635972
Why not? It's not like its a tactical super precise fast shooter. I wouldn't play counter strike on console, but old school shooters like duke nukem and half-life have always worked great on console. New doom also plays great on console, though i haven't played multiplayer.
>>344635972
Actually Half Life is one of the few games on PS2 with keyboard and mouse support
>>344636116
>has hitboxes so you need to be precise
>the game is fast paced so you need fast reactions
>>344636172
Even cellphones can play this game.
Why not just playing it on a toaster?
Still, its a good way to enjoy the game, and not fight with the controls.
>>344636338
The precision and speed is nothing on the level that is a problem for console controllers.
>>344634420
This would be funnier if it wasn't getting posted to death straight away. Seriously, I've seen it like 3 times in 5 minutes.
Though in fairness it wasn't funny the first time.
>>344636534
>a problem for console controllers
I remember the torture it was playing games like blood money on ps2.
Requiem in the most part because you are forced to a chaotic firefight.
>>344634159
You can buy HL1 for pennies and run it on a fucking dishwasher. Why would you even fucking bother?
