>Acquire new girlfriend
>Self proclaimed geek
>Claims to like playing vidya
>Ends up having no vidya
>Just watches let's plays of fucking Undertale
>Incessant talk of Undertale
>Wants me to watch Undertale shit on YouTube like headcanon comics
>Try to bring up cool, not talked to death game (Furi)
>Only get response of "cool, now more about FUCKING UNDERTALE"
Just kill me now, man. Even when I do find someone interested in vidya, it's awful shit. I can't fucking win.
>Mfw I give up on this shit
>>344617031
This isn't your blog
LEAVE NOW
DELET THIS
>>344617031
>have a gf
>she orders pizza
>shes playing on my ps2
>shes eating pizza
>the pizza guy arrives, its pineapple pizza her favorite
>we're not dating anymore
>i say "what the fuck"
>gf pays the pizza man
>pizza all over my ps2
>she stops playing for a moment to pay the pizza man at the door
>her hands are full of pineapple, cheese
>ps2 games are broken
>she finishes the pizza without sharing
>>344617553
Lacks cuckoldry. Have the pizza man fuck her.
>>344617031
>Get myself a cutie
>"Oh, Anon! I only stream vidya and watch other people play!"
>fwb arrives
>do oral with each other
>after I cum in her mouth we go to my friend's house and play smash
>>344617553
>>344617661
>pizza doesn't fuck her
Run The Jewels - Run The Jewels 2
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_rR2s4GqBlZisb9D65sfOsd0ahQhBiWY
Video games is one of those hobbies you don't really want to bond with.
>>344618010
This.
The best is just having someone who understands that video games are actually a hobby and lets you play them without being a huge bitch about it.
Just stay away from the ones that try to control your free time.
>have gf
>we both like and play the same games
>she cosplays mai waifu and I cosplay her husbando
Good times
>>344617724
Eeeeegh, sorry man. Shit must suck.
>>344618010
It seems to be the case, I mean the last "gamer" girlfriend I had only played Skyrim. And got lost, I shit you not, down even something as simple as a hallway if she got into a fight with an enemy.
>>344617031
>People who like vidya are awful
what a fuckingsurprise
>>344618010
But then what other kind of hobbies should i fucking bond with?
It's not like any girls i know have "hobbies" that aren't fucking netflix.
>>344618810
Youre not supposed to bond with women over hobbies, youre supposed to fuck them and laugh at them
>Like some weeb girl
>She's a phone gamer
>She only posts anime girl pictures on memebook
Win or loss?
>>344618810
Nigga DO SHIT with them that isn't video games. That's how you bond with people. Jesus christ.
>>344617031
>Dating a simpleton
>They aren't fun to be around
Try being interesting enough to date somebody interesting.
>>344618906
Good luck trying to make that relationship last. You need something to bound at. If she aren't shit then you could try starting a new hobby together. Take a cooking course or take dancing lessons or something.
>gf is a gamer
>gf gets a PS3
>gf and I seek out couch games to play, settle on fighters because they're good for that
>she's pretty trash at them, but I am too and we enjoy playing them together
>like it so much that I end up getting her an arcade stick so one of us doesn't have to play with the worn-out controller we bought used
>find out later that she was only playing the games because I really liked them
>she has money issues now because of spending too much money on fucking phone games, has almost completely stopped playing non-phone games
>broke up with her partially because of that, but mostly because of the lack of self-control it indicated
I still have the PS3 and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
>>344620713
>Spending money on phone games
Dare I even ask? Something like Candy Crush or some lame shit?
>>344617031
>have vidya gf
>play pokemon and animal crossing
>she grinds eggs for me with perfect IVs
>takes care of my AC town
>playing smash while cuddling in bed
feels good man
>>344620713
How much you want for the PS3 of broken dreams?
>>344621448
She's also an otaku and can speak/read enough Japanese to play things like card-based Japanese rhythm games, and she actually went through the trouble of leaning how to pay for these games despite the currency barrier on top of that. It's better than Candy Crush I guess, but also kind of worse at the same time.
>have gf
>we don't really share the shame interests in video games other than Pokemon
>likes giving blowjobs
>delicious brown
All I could reasonably ask for.She'll probably end up cheating on me. I'm afraid to care too much.
>know a cute dorkly girl
>she's a complete pokemon fanatic
>>344622683
>tfw no gf to suck your dick while you play vidya
I just want to experience this once ;_;
>>344619097
You always lose.
>>344622683
Cheat on her before she does on you.
>>344618810
>what other hobbies
Find a new hobby you fucking retard
The fault is all yours, i swear you people waste you lives on useless video games
Learn to play an instrument, play vidya music for all i care but just do something with your life
