Do you have a video game friend that just pisses you the fuck off?
What did he do? Share your story.
>>344147640
>friend
I hate it when my friends do this. I just want to get familiar with the game first.And practice enough so that I can kick all their asses with I join.
>>344147640
I have many who piss me off:
- One is a complete normalfag that buys AAA shit to drop it in two days without even making it halfway through
- Another one is a guy who pirates everything. The only games that he has bought are CoD and similar. Now he is obsessed with them
- The third one could be the average r/pcmasterrace poster. He's always trying to convince us to build a pc by constantly bringing up console wars and graphics. He also posts bait pics on twitter
- The fourth one spends all day playing Minecraft and Kerbal Space Program. He still says (unironically) the cake is a lie and similar things
- Bonus: normieshit friend tried to buy a second hand ps4 for 200€ to play fifa on summer, then sell it for 300 (lol). I got mad by the stupidity of the plan. He got scammed in the end
Sorry for the blogpost, but I've dealing with these things too many time and I'm very pissed
>>344147902
>>344149665
Who gives a shit about your freinds
>Go to fighting game tournament
>Beat player
>He starts swearing at this controller / fighting stick and the screen
>Pretty sure he is swearing AT me
>>344149929
You might be on to something.
>log in
>instant "hey hows it going"
>>344147640
Why is there no good Ashley porn?
It's either adult-ified versions with disgusting tits or overly chibi-ified where she looks like a toddler or literal baby
>>344147640
Most of the time he disagrees and throws insults.
Still put up with it for some reason.
>>344150598
This holy fuck, every single launcher thing that has you sign in needs an "invisible" or "offline" mode that hides you from your friends.
>>344149665
>calls other people normies
>has FOUR friends
fuck off
everything has to go perfect else its a reload
I can't actually have fun while the guys like this, sometimes I legit just put the pad down and say I can't be fucked.
completed a game recently the last boss killed a squad member but I couldn't be assed to reload so I just killed it, I thought friend related was about to have an anyurism when I told him someone died.
>>344151025
Was this ever explained? Like were they siblings or was this dude just being an actual pedo?
>>344151025
>that one pedo friend that pretends to be a little girl and always pisses everyone off on purpose
>>344151025
This webm really makes me uncomfortable.
>>344151025
>Have a group of friends that say they want to hang out and play vidya
>Go hang out to do the vidya
>Play SM4SH for like an hour
>"Anon this is boring let's do something else"
This is why I stay home and play with friends online, I don't need this bullshit.
>>344147640
I have a friend who isn't good at multiplayer p2p shit so he gets weirdly competitive in coop multiplayer games in a really annoying way.
>playing L4D
>get to the credits
>anon had hunter kills, anon had smok-
>I HAD THE MOST BOOMERS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
>playing Borderlands (for some fucking reason)
>ignores enemies, runs to chests and takes everything for himself
>purposely kills enemies near people in last stand so he can revive them
>GOOD THING I WAS NEARBY
I dislike it
>>344147640
>>344149929
what's with these pics?
Met this guy in class at high school who seemed alright and gave me his steam account. This was when rust first came out and it was all the jazz so we decided to play that.
I told him I wanted to play on a community server with teleporting and boosted loot because I felt like vanilla shit took way too long to make any progress.
He legit got mad at me for that. Started screaming at me through skype for not wanting to play the game "how it's supposed to be played" No wonder he was in ROTC, those kids are always weird
>Visit girl to play 2 player games with her
>She throws subtle sex jokes and lame innuendos throughout
>>344151025
>>344151330
Shit sucks man. Playing local games with a group of friends just isn't that fun anymore. I'm always wishing we were just at home playing online and talking in discord. Kind of sad actually
>>344151565
>Playing with women
Never a good idea anon
>>344151025
Seriously, with how competitive the players are, why doesn't one of the top contenders wear a shirt to a tournament with this picture on it? It would be huge.
>>344151140
He's Asian, while she is Hispanic. If they are related, they would have to be cousins. Which would get an equally disgusted reaction.
>>344147640
Two in mind
My best friend, where do I begin
>plays the latest iteration of games without playing the previous because he believes they're the best, examples include Fallout 4, Bioshock Infinite, all on console
>doesn't want to build or buy a gaming-capable pc, instead wants a steam machine, because anything on pc is already on ps4 except for the valve games he wants
>replaces wasd with arrow keys in any game possible
>believes pokemon was ruined with gen 5 because they no longer respect gen 1, and should go back to it's roots because they're now creatively bankrupt
>him and his gf are the fake "nerd" types that buy funko and watch all the newest Japanese animes and SU and shit
Another one
>tells me and my group of friends to buy OW
>we all play together and have a great team going, we never lose
>he then starts to play with his own group of friends that he got off the internet
>once ranked comes out he instantly does all his matches with his own group and gets rank 60 and refuses to play with the few irl friends he has because he doesn't want to lose his rank
>we convince him to do one with us and absolutely obliterate the other team
>he says it was just luck and he's not doing it again
>>344152383
>>replaces wasd with arrow keys in any game possible
>>344151932
because no one gives a shit. There's literally not a single person in the competitive scene who has a problem with this. People have talked about it and even he said "yeah it looks a little creepy looking back on it" but no one gives a shit. Not even the girls parents gave a shit.
>>344152649
GTFO Justin.
I have two. One's a depressive fucking asshole who can't go a night without mentioning how terrible is life is, and the other's an egocentric prick who hypes everything, then drops it a month after release. I used to run a Youtube channel with them, until I lost my job and had to find another one while attending school. No time for recording and editing.
I have a friend who used to be really cool and we played football together for like 5 years. Then he started playing video games all day and smoking all the time. Now I barely talk to him except to buy weed. His new best friends are random pepole that he met in WoW and he talks to them like he used to talk to me.
Feels bad man
post more Ashley
Fuck, where do I start with that guy.
Oh yeah, he's THAT guy.
>always trading his shit for the new product that's hot for a month or two
>loves to be in control of everything, rarely ever lets other people have turns picking games to play or music to listen to
>awful taste in music (loud blaring dubstep garbage)
>tries to categorize things to like a billion different sub-genres
>says actually, basically, and literally all the time
>never prepares as the GM in our pathfinder group, but nobody else wants to take the spot (I'm really tempted to)
>blames all of his problems on ADHD
>got fired from Starbucks a few months ago
>went to Juvie after punching his dad
>also one time stole his parents' credit card and bought $900 of games on steam without them knowing
yeah he's that guy
one thing I at least thank him for was showing me EYE. shit's fun, yo.
>>344147640
>friends play only mmos and blizzshit
>>344147640
I don't like badmouthing people specifically, but two or three friends have this habit that drives up the fucking wall
>Game X is released
>It is/has multiplayer that's fun as fuck
>Start playing it with a couple of friends
>Constantly shill the games to the others so we can play together as a full party
>They don't because "money/studies/work/I'm not sure..."
>Forced to play with pubs
>This goes on for months
>Finally we're burnt out
>Other friends finally buy the games
>"What the fuck Anon, yet another game you makes us buy then don't play at all"
>They then use that as an argument to not buy the next game right away
>The cycle continues
>>344153298
ummm, how do you know her name?
>>344153454
omgYOUare that annoying game friend!
>>344147640
I know a few who piss me off in Skype groups. I mostly just hate how they play pretty much one game daily & talk about it for hours screaming out of excitement or mostly anger treating it all competitively (mostly happens when someone is playing League of Legends or CS:GO). Like chill the hell out, it's just a game.
Also there are people who act like they know what I like and then try to force the game upon me by mentioning it like every hour. I get they want me to have fun with a new game but it feels like I'm being nagged to play a game I couldn't give a shit about, especially if it's a multiplayer game.
Then there's this other faggot who's the generic no-fun allowed /v/ type of guy (though he never goes on this board). He'll complain non-stop about how shit a game is & try to get everyone into an argument about it & then when he's pointed out wrong he'll change his argument until it's right and then points out how he hates how others get into arguments with him. It doesn't help that he'll eventually play the games he hates as if he likes them, he's done it so much with CoD now.
>>344153483
Ashley is the name of the girl in the WarioWare games, such as:
>>344147640
It is not the name of the girl found in:
>>344151025
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>>344149929
...Unless it's one hell of a coincidence.
>>344147640
One of my best IRL friends is becoming quite intolerable these days. Every time we play, no matter the game, he begins to whine and lament every SINGLE FUCKING TIME he has but a little difficulty. Like, he could be doing very well, but then he dies like it happens to everyone and he INSTANTLY begin to lose his shit. The thing is, his tone is somewhere between anger and pure whine. He gets mad and seems like he's about to cry at the same time. He sounds so fucking weak it makes something primordial in me want to slap him. Like it's purely instinctive.
It's quite literally made it impossible for me to enjoy playing with him, which is a shame, because he wants to join me every time I play Overwatch and I don't have the heart to tell him no. Most of the time I just play 2 or 3 games with him then get really fed up with his shit and tell him I have something else to do or whatever. Fucking hell.
>Was an alcoholic
>Would regularly get drunk and shit talk everyone
>Eventually challenged member of the group to SF for $50
>Got his ass kicked
>Never joined again
He still payed the money though.
>>344147640
>>344153558
No Jon, you are the slowpoke.
>How could I have predicted that my friends who told me they're playing the game non stop would get burnt out 6 months later?
>Bravo Kojima, woooooow
I still play with them out of pity when they ask.
One of them just got Killing Floor 2 and wonders why we don't play that much anymore.
>>344151025
Leave Justin Wong alone, he's great with kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46gc5lqH4W0
>Friend only plays one game
>Constantly asks if you want to play that game
>You don't
>He takes it personally
Shouldn't need to meter manage my friends like some fucking RTS game
I'm the asshole friend. So I'm sure everyone gets pissed at me.
>Play Assfaggots
>Over the course of one year constantly improve, reach high golg.
>This one dude we play with hasn't improved in a single bit. Goes double digit deaths in every game.
>Says he wants to improve. I send him vids.
> "Well gee I'll start building this way so you niggas can stop crying about it."
I quit shortly after since I was cursing him out every game. And I realized 45 minute matches were just too damn long.
>>344151842
Shit, I have not seen this one for a long time.
>>344154928
I never get a chance to post it
>used to play a bunch of league of legends
>was only one in my friend group in silver (all else in bronze)
>They all hated on me for it and said I was just lucky
>They all blame their teams when they lose
>They all fucking love that dumb midget tyler1
>They turn into different people when they play the game, just very easy to piss off and a light banter makes them leave discord/throw headset
League of legends needs to die
I know this one guy. Good guy generally, but he managed to make playing sm4sh pretty irritating.
I say:
>jigglypuff has a really good backwards air move.
He responds:
>It's just a game!
He also likes tripping because it's more realistic.
I have a few friends that annoy me with vidyer gaems sure
Friend 1:
>Always picks wizard
>Never shuts up about how wizard is the best shit ever
>HURR DURR WHY EVEN GO A WARRIOR XDD
>Proceeds to bitch when me, the warrior, didn't tank for him and he fucking dies because wizards take hits like a wet crumpet
Friend 2
>Always plays edgy as fuck character
>Can't win if he doesn't use broken to fuck shit
>"Hotline miami would be better if you could level up"
>Refuses to play any sort of supportive role, DPS only
>Gets properly anrgy if you try to help him
>For example, he wanted to play Orks for the first time in a big DoW1 tournament we organised with like 8 people
>Try to tell him how to play orks
>He tells me not to tell him what to do and starts screaming about how he knows what he's doing
>Gets his shit kicked in, out in the first round
Friend 3
>Plays stupid EBINFUNNYLOLSORANDUMXDD characters
>Doesn't care what his character looks like so we're all running around in cool armour and he';s running around in mismatched shit with pink hair and green skin or some shit
>Only plays competitive shit, removes all sense of fun with his fucking ridiculous demands for everybody to follow his spreadsheet of stuff to do every single match
>Will completely disregard your opinion because "WELL THE PRO PLAYERS SAY <Thing> SO YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATTER"
>Loudly listens to fucking starbomb and anime openings in skype calls
And all of them are guilty of the fucking cardinal sin
>COME ON THE MULTIPLAYER DUDE FUCK THE SINGLE PLAYER MODE
They're all great guys but holy shit
>>344155472
>Hotline Miami would be better if you could level up
>>344154542
>have an acquaintance who always goes on about Farming Simulator 2015
>this is literally all he talks about
>have no interest in the game
>talk to him because i'm too beta to say i'm not interested
>he got me to play it with him one day about a month ago
>get bored within 10 minutes, but play for 30 minutes or so
>he still talks to me about it
Friend won't play anything that is not a recent AAA game with super graphics. Ended up not playing anything with him for quite a while now.
>>344151025
The autism compels him
>>344153306
>went to Juvie after punching his dad
I don't know why but that got me
>>344152571
i do that with esdf
>>344151025
Oh shit I know that girl. Wtf is going here?
>>344156170
Pedo stalker scum.
>Group of three
>Have been looking for a fun RPG-ish experience for 3 years so far
>Tried Diablo II, one got bored, multiplayer dropped
>Tried Torchlight II, one got bored, multiplayer dropped
>Tried RO, same guy hated it, dropped
>Tried Blade and Soul, same guy loved it, we other 2 hated it, dropped
>Terraria, dropped
>Tree of Savior, dropped
>Dropped
>Dropped
>3 years
It's like we have 3 different points of view or something
>>344156521
same
>>344156521
>every time I recommend a game my friends love it and we play that
Not once have they disliked one. Get better friends, Jimbo.
>>344147640
I've this one friend that calls a game shit everytime he gets bored of it, even though he had a blast while playing through it. And I'm talking about multiplayer games that he played for hundeds of hours.
Yeah I got one
>if he's losing, it's the games fault: rng clearly screwed him in an unfair manner (even in action games where rng isn't even a factor if you play well)
>if I'm winning, I'm clearly being carried and it's all thanks to rng
>if he's winning its because he's the smartest and the best, truly a god of video games
>hates playing competitive fighting games or anything similar (ie smash) because he says he just doesn't feel like it: in reality he cant stand that hes just not as good as me at something
Playing games with him straight triggers me sometimes
>>344149929
Isn't she Wong's actual daughter or am I mistaken?
oh boy i've got some of "those" people
Friend 1:
>is constantly saying kys, drink bleach and talking shit
>gets super offended and has massive sooks if anyone does the same to him
>constantly posts emo shit on his steam page
>is bad at literally every game ive ever seen him play
>always blames the game, and never improves because of it
Friend 2:
>constantly shit talks even though hes completely imcompetent, hes so bad its like a talent black hole
>constantly screams about artificial difficulty and shit game design when they arent even relevant
>is constantly spouting facebook tier memes like "dat boi"
>ended up getting rank 37 in overwatch and blamed his teams, after he had been solo pushing as zenyatta
Friend 3:
>always fucking angry
>refuses to talk about anything but politics
>constantly calls everyone a cuck and libtards
>actually hates 4chan, is a tumblrfag
>constantly posts trump memes in steam chats
>calls everyone a nigger if they disagree with him
>has an IQ of about 90
I have more, but those would be the top 3
i wish i had friends
>>344157737
Like that greasy fat fuck could ever get laid.
>>344158103
I'll be your friend
>2016
>friends
All I need are my smug animes
>borrowed 3 GameCube games from me
>starfox adventures, Mario power tennis and soul caliber 2
>he moves away with the games
>never hear from him again
Fuck you Evan
Yeah
>playing group game
>Boss/enemy dies etc., being wailed on by party
>friend insists on screaming 'I killed it!'
Without fail, it's 'I killed it!'. This shit shouldn't bother me but it's so fucking annoying that someone feels the need to shriek that they (might) have landed the killing blow on an enemy that everyone was dealing damage to.
pisses me the fuck off
>>344150831
>>344150598
Why do you even have friends then.
>>344158420
she´s not real and you´ll be feeling shit in 5 years
I have a friend who types to fast and doesn't correct himself but other then that he's a pretty cool guy.
One of my 'friends' is the stupidest motherfucker alive
First incident, he didn't know how to work out percentages. As in, 50% of 10. He's 19.
Second one though this is perhaps excusable he'd no idea what a 'turn based' game is
The third one is so ludicrously stupid I'll just paste the chat logs
Him: Btw, remmeber the car i had?
Him: I drive a car if i told you before?
Me: you told me not thirty seconds ago tom
Him: I mean, did you know before though?
Me: yeah
Me: you told me about that guy ramming your brother's car
Him: Oh, well i've had my license revolked.
Me: why
Him: well it started off just being oulled over by the popos
Him: this is how unlucky i am
Him: i got stopped twice by the same cop
Me: for what
Him: i got shit loads of points for doing a 45 in a 30
Me: and then you went and did it again?
Him: and then he caught me doing 86-87 in a 40
Him: ^^
Me: you deserved to have your license taken away
Him: I had to get clever
Him: he was like why the fuck are you taking the piss
Me: that wasn't clever at all though
Him: and i was like i wanna be on top gear, i was only trying to do 100.
Me: that was just stupid
Him: It was.
Me: i'm glad the cop took you off the road before you killed someone
Me: you should count him as doing you a favour
Him: Well it was a countryside where noone walks
Him: but ok.
Him: And now i'm banned for 2 eyars.
Him: With a £750 fine
Me: i hope you've learned your lesson
Him: I haven't, I'll be buying an r8 next
Him: jks
Him: after this performance my insurance will be sky high.
Him: I mean sky fucking high.
Me: who'd have thunk risky driving would increase it
Him: Evenif i had my license now, it'd be like 3x the amount.
Him: I payd around £3,200 a year driving a Audi TT Sport.
Him: Now, a Audi R8 fuck knows
Him: maybe like 12k
Him: idk
I find it difficult to believe he's not trolling at times- especially when he says he wants to go to law school. I don't know why I put up with this idiot.
>>344160825
>British
>Calling police 'cop'
>>344152571
I do this. Need to use the mouse with my left hand. Usually I map everything to the numpad.
>>344161292
It's unacceptable I know, but I was influenced by his language I swear constable.
>>344147640
>friends
forget them, my flesh and blood brother just has shit taste in vidya and always plays FFIV. we never play shit together anymore. last game i remember is playing soul calibur IV and he was just astroath spamming that axe swing + air throw combo.
>>344147640
>playing street fighter with friend.
>want to role play funny conversations between characters
>he keeps "accidently" killing me.
>go tell my mom to tell him to go home.
fuck you josh
>>344147640
I have a friend that can't stop fucking talking about bronies and how much he hates them. Also for some inexplicable reason he refers to them as barneyfags.
Like Jesus we're just playing a round of Siege and he suddenly gets the train going. Just shut the fuck up Nathan.
Friend 1
>play the odd multiplayer game every few weeks
>stopped talking to me
That's it, I don't have any more friends.
>>344147640
He spoiled tales of symphonia for me way back in elementary school
>>344147640
the little shit won't send me pics of his boipucci
>>344150598
I'd prefer this. Everyone I know is a quiet son of a bitch that never says anything.
>>344147640
>Leveling through WoD WoW on a death knight
>See a mage doing the same stuff I am
>Offer to help out
>We group up and both of us go significantly faster
>Added me
>It's agirl
>Starts whispering me about if a 6'1" 180 lb guy is fit or not since she doesn't get pics
>Starts whispering me about stuff like this every time we're both on at the same time
I just wanted to level faster man
>>344162183
>tales of symphonia
>elementary school
>>>/out/
I was the guy.
>Trade my copy of san andreas for friends game cube along with 4 controllers, sunshine, mellee, and a mario party.
>couple months later he wants to trade back because his dad is mad.
>I already bought lke 2 games for it so that aint happening.
>tell him i sold it and gave him my copy of silent hill two to calm him down
>I still have that gamecube.
>I regret giving him silent hill 2
I get into arguments with friend a lot. He's better than me in vidya for the most part, I only ever sometimes win when I try really hard, so he immediately brings up the skill gap and hangs it over my head
>Argument ensues over trivial bullshit
>And that's why you're a retard.
>But can you beat me, Anon?
No you chucklefuck, this is literally all you do all day holy shit.
>Buy a game maybe 3 weeks after friends buy it
>They uninstalled it because they're too cheap to buy hard drives for their consoles and had to make space for something else
This is what I get for playing Xbox.
>>344163090
the guy might be like 25, what are you on about?
>>344158103
I don't see how you can read this thread and not get the opposite reaction.
>>344158594
jokes on you faggot i already feel like shit
My friend makes playing with him an absolute, unrewarding chore.
>Play a game against him
>He's winning:
>"Oh man, yeah! Look how 'oh pee' this technique is!"
>"It's SOOO good!"
>"Hahahaha, I'm beating you so bad with this combo, you can't do anything!"
>"I stomped you so hard!"
>"Do you even PLAY the vidya?"
>He's losing
>Sits there in utter silence
>Shrugs his shoulder at any banter
>If you make eye contact with him, he just sniffs his nose silently.
>When he's lost "Eh. Whatever."
>Shortly drops the game
Fuck off you cunt. This is why I dropped the last few games you tried to get me to play. If you want me to play with you, then fucking give me the pleasure of winning.
>>344165930
>the pleasure of winning.
more like the pleasure of being cummed inside faggot lol because you're a fag get it? you like dick inside of you haha you are mr. gay
>Play Smash
>Pick Marth
>Says Tipper is unfair
>He plays characters that are way more annoying
>Just fucking runs away most of the time
>Does fuck all in Splatoon
>Normie as fuck
I can't stress that last part enough
>>344164292
Yeah I have a friend like that. Known him for seven years.
>Has to be an authority on any topic, rarely admits he's wrong
>When games like Minecraft, Dota 2, TF2, CS:S/GO released thoroughly enjoyed them. Year or so later goes on to say they were always shit despite sinking numerous hours into them.
It's one thing to change your opinion over time, it's another to just back-peddle and parrot shit you heard.
>Can be an absolute ass for no reason, gets super upset if you give it back to him
>Gives you absolute shit if you like something popular that he doesn't or your opinions differ.
>It can never be the games fault if something bs happens to you that is actually a fault with the game. You're just bad and need to get better.
>If it happens to him, "what the fuck that's bullshit."
>Tells you it's just le game xD, then proceeds to get extremely upset at said game.
>I'm beginning to think he can't formulate his own opinion on games. If he hears anything remotely bad, it must be bad and parrots whatever he read or watched
>I am at fault for anything that goes wrong
>"Oh you can't join me in Squad Defense in Verdun? You must have fucked up the game."
>Full time student, never had a job. Doesn't understand anything related to getting/having a job pretends to understand the job market.
>You've never played/watched X,Y,Z? Are you a fucking idiot? Go watch it now.
Last night we got into it about MGSV. I've played the game to it's fullest extent, still play it and enjoy it. He's never played it or read up on it. He wanted to argue about something I was already fully aware of and when I told he was wrong and had nothing to worry about he tells me to fuck off and leaves the call. Jesus after seven years of this shit I'm beginning to think I subconsciously enjoy the abuse. I'm also way too nice to people.
>>344154007
If only Blizzard wouldn't be so stubborn and give us invisibility mode.
>>344166392
That wasn't funny at all
>>344168950
being gay rarely is
