>Go to friend's house.
>Want to play a vidya.
>Open case.
>It has the disc for a completely different game in it.
>why.jpg
>Pick out correct case for the misplaced disc, to correct this shit.
>It also has the wrong disc in it.
>areyoufuckingserious.wma
>End up going through his entire fucking collection finding wrong games in every case.
>Ask him what the fuck he's doing this shit for.
>"I just put whatever's in the console into the case for the game I'm about to play."
ITT: Cringey retarded shit like this.
>>263433246
>people laying their discs around and not putting them upside down
>they grip onto the disc and not placing their finger into the hole
>Analog sticks chewed
>He doesn't have a dog or anything
>Be me.
>Be eleven.
>Go to youth center after school every day.
>They have a vidya room with two televisions, Nintendo 64, couches and shit. All the kids sat in this room playing Mario Kart and Smash Bros.
>They also have a closet with a mattress covering the floor, with lots of pillows, a small television and a Playstation.
>Comfy as fuck, no one ever goes here.
>Sit alone all day playing Crash 2 because I was a lonely child.
>One day the game disc is fucking gone.
>Start looking around for it.
>Look under mattress.
>Literally a dozen of game discs discarded on the hardwood floor.
>Crash 2 is among them.
>It has scratched and shit.
>Try to play it.
>It doesn't work.
>TFW I never got to finish that fucking game.
>>263434445
sup
>>263434880
Why is your Gamecube controller reversed? Are you a lefty?
pass the controller broe.
>being that must of an OCD riddled autist you spend your time sorting out games and cases instead of socializing with your bro
I bet he secretly thought you were a fucking faggot
>>263434939
My webcam takes pictures reversed, I couldn't be bothered switching it round.Either that or there's some setting I'm too retarded to notice
>go to friends house
>he doesn't feed you
>>263435123
NO. NO. This is UNACCEPTABLE. I fucking hate this fucking shit. I'm no ham planet but it's not like I could run out and get food myself, I was fucking 11 years old.
FUCK THAT
>>263434959
>Years ago.
>Lil bro was like five or whatever.
>Grab his Gameboy.
>It's literally so fucking greasy it slips out of my hand.
>Fucking horrified at this shit.
>It's like it's been fucking dipped in melted butter.
>>263435123
alternatively
>Friends comes to your house everyday
>Expects food and drink everyday
>>263435113
Doubt it, if anything he's more autistic than me. He's on pills and shit.
>>263435350
Ugh iktf, kids are fucking disgusting
how does that shit even happen
>>263435123
If I eat you eat. Dont excpect more
>>263435123
>"I'm thirsty do you have any soda?"
>"Totally! We have a ton."
>all diet
This was the biggest annoyance.
>>263435425
rule of thumb should be if they stay for more than 5 hours, have something to fucking eat. If you're planning on having a meal then you offer it. Otherwise, take a break and meet up later.
Making my ass starve, fuck you
>>263435727
>Asking for soda specifically.
Americans.
>>263436245
Shouldnt you go check your tea pot
>Borrow really old PC game from friend who stores anything old in a cardboard box in his closet
>Play for a week
>Suddenly demands a lot of money for it
>"Hey, do you have something to eat?"
>"Sure, what would you like?"
BrosMy stepfather didn't allow me to give my friends even one fucking banana
>>263436509
He might be Brazillian, in which case - he should go check if his family is still there.
>>263436628
>If you are not american or brit, you must be brazilian
Are YOU brazilian Anon?
>Host vidya night.
>Bring friends over.
>Everyone having a good time.
>Someone brings snacks.
>Chips.
>ohgodno.gif
>Don't want to be the autistic faggot who makes rules for people that they can't eat the fucking chips.
>Sit in horror and scream internally as my controllers get more and more greasy.
>TFW have to sit around cleaning my controllers when everyone has left.
>>263436598
>specifically bananas
Money detected.
>>263436628
Noice.
>>263435350
>>263435598
I have been cursed with ridiculously sweaty hands it's like all the sweat glands on my body just went to my palms.
It's not fair man.
>>263437179
I know that feel, but I never had anything get greasy because of it, only sort of moist, and it never bothered me while playing vidya, only really while drawing, which is a bother since I'm a drawfag.
>>263436928
Well, it's the only incident I can remember. Got me and my friend some bananas from the fruit basket and that gigantic faggot took the one banana that was for my friend and told me "They can bring their own shit if they want to eat here!".
If I really hate someone with all my passion, it's this fucking asshole.
>>263436840
you're not alone anon. You're not alone...
>>263436840
I actually broke my filters and went full autism for this exact thing. It was the sudden realization of the moment.
Once everyone was there and I saw people had brought chips I plain stated; "YOU CAN'T EAT AND PLAY. YOU NEED CLEAN HANDS IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAY. I DON'T WANT MY FUCKING CONTROLLERS OR DISCS ALL SHITTY."
>"haha anon and his ocd"
>"anon you need to get laid"
>>263435123
This one time when I was like 9 my mom let one of my friends over and she bought pizza and soda before she left for work. One year later my friend invited me to an arcade for his birthday. Niggas didn't feed me or give me coins.
>>263437551
Just clean the cotroller with a wet towel or something man, its 5 minutes and you wont look like a bitch with your buddies
>Lend a bro my Gamecube for the weekend.
>Get it back the following week, discover the RCA leads have been pulled apart from each other
>Ask bro what the fuck
>"Yeah, I let by baby brother play with it while I was away."
>>263436628
Kek
I lent diablo 2 to my mate, 4 months later he gives it back scratched beyond use.
>>263437551
It's not that autistic, depends on how you say it. If you're polite and firm about it, it's not like you're screaming at them.
>>263437669
>it gets in the grooves of the sticks and buttons
>have to unscrew the controller
>discs are covered in shitthe disc drive as well
I panicked and wanted to avoid it.
>Let my younger brother borrow my Wii.
>One week later.
>It's broken.
>Ask him what happened.
>"I didn't do anything."
>>263437921
Then just put some paper in the table and tell them to clean their hands a little before grabbing the controller, they will get messy but not as much
>playing pokemon on gameboy
>cousin visits
>I want to play
>no
>AUNTIE HE WON'T LET ME PLAY
>Let him play anon
>fine.jpg
>2 minutes later
>Save deleted
>batteries on the floor
>screen cracked
>tell aunt what happened
>oh anon he doesn't know any better
or
>you should take better care of your things anon!
or
>your cousin wouldn't do that, stop lying
>>263438097
>be last born in family
feels good man
>that kid who kept some of his games in one of those portable disc holders
If people know their friends want their entertainment stuff nice and clean why don't they just keep it clean?
I've got a friend who is like this and every time I'm there I treat his stuff like it's worth a million because I know he'd appreciate it.
Why the hell would I disrespect his rules in his own home.
>>263437749
Lending your bros things is the ultimate way to find out about their respect for you.
>back in highschool
>got Dawn of War collectors edition (all games)
>all my friends want it, they want to install the whole bundle then just get keys so we can all play together
>pass it around like four friends
>back home
>test it out
>two discs simply don't even read anymore and one installed like a virus or something
T-thanks guys.
At least I had the digital copies.
My games felt so dirty though, I had passed them around like some cheap whores and they got sick.
>>263438227
How does it feel to literally be the little faggot who constantly ruined your older siblings lives?
>>263438637
Feels good man.
Though my older brother was around 16 when I was 2 so I couldn't fuck him up much.
>>263438380
People are fucking assholes.
>go to friends house
>every game, cd and dvd is in one of these
>they throw out all the boxes
>all of them are mixed together, not organized in the slightest
>have to spend a few minutes looking through every disc every time we want to change game
>>263438818
Why would you have assholes as friends, anon?
>>263438818
That doesn't mean you have to be an asshole.
>>263438937
> Having friends
>>263438225
>Be like 12 or 13
>Year or two after Pokemon Emerald came out
>Leave my Gameboy out with the game in
>Come back later and turn it on
>New save file with like 2 minutes played and some shitty name
>Turn it off and back on, figured it must have been some kind of glitch
>All my bros lost because my mom let my cousin play it
I was damn near close to crying too. I had beat the Elite 4 like 70 times too. Though my Emerald got stolen at my schools YMCA though like a year later.
>Trying to find an actual Emerald cart on ebay
God it's almost fucking impossible
>>263438637
>mfw i was the youngest with 3 older sisters
>taking original Spyro to grandparents house
>give case to sister as i get out of car
>she accidentally drops it
>disc somehow pops out as its falling
>snaps in two when it hits the ground
I can never forgive her.
>>263439425
well it was an accident.
Did she say sorry? don't be a petty cunt
>>263439270
>not having friends
>>263437179
Keep a towel close to you at any time.
Wipe your hands as soon as they feel uncmfortable.
I also bring some Fresh&Clean with me when I play vidya at other people's houses, so I can easily clean up their controllers after use.
I tried using gloves, but they don't quite cut it.
>>263439425
That's a legit accident, unlike >>263439420. Nothing could've stopped that.
>>263439420
>I had beat the Elite 4 like 70 times too
What's so bad about losing your progress then? I mean, you played trough the game multiple times, how could that be fun anymore?Ulillilia is that you
>>263439524
>>263439567
She never said sorry, she just told me to stop being a baby. She broke a few of my games because we shared a room and I wanted the tv to play vidya.She tied me to a chair and gagged me with panties too
>>263439818
I feel sorry and aroused at the same time.
>>263439818
Your sister sounds alpha as fuck. I would date her and fuck her while you sat up at night jerking off to the sounds of your sister getting railed in the room next to yours anon
>>263438931
I had one of these for my pirated PC games.
Not that I think of it, it has been going from hand to hand around the whole town for the past 8 years or something.
I kinda want to try and get it back, even just to see if everything is still in one piece.
>>263433246
>Go to friend's house
>see she has a wii
>she tells me she enjoys video games
>get pumped
>take a pick at the pile of wii games
>It's nothing but shovelware and cheap rip off of Guitar hero and monkey ball and a bunch of games based on french tv shows
>Not even a single first party Nintendo game
>Mom had friends who lived in the country.
>Like two or three summers in a row they let my family borrow their house while they were on vacation.
>Their son had inherited a pile of NES games from his older cousins, or something.
>Sat around playing these games most days, usually NES games have no save function or just passwords, so it wasn't like I was stepping on anyone's shoes when playing them.
>TFW he had both Zelda games, Star Tropics and Shadowgate which I played a lot.
>TFW I probably saved over his saves.
Harry, if you read this shit, I am so fucking sorry if I did.
>>263437669
>>263437921
>>263438217
>Not making your friends bring their own controllers over.
If they don't have one, they probably suck at the game anyway.
>playing some LotR: RotK on my ps2 w/ bro
>he hands me his controller for a second
>it's covered in some greasy fucking ichor
>it's deodourant
>he puts fucking deodourant on his hands
>>263440220
>You will never be an asian girl fighting other asian girls in only a shirt and panties.
>>263440428
>be the only one in town with a gamecube
and people wonder why I liked to play trading card games.
>>263439425
>let little sister touch my shit in a few occasions
>snapped the 4th disk of FF8 while I was halfway through it
>loses my Crash Team Racing
>sits in my MGS case and cracks it
>deletes saves from memory cards
I had to beg my father to get her her own gameboy, because for no reason on earth I'd let her approach mine.
Shitty little monster.
>>263440490
Is there a game that lets me do this?
>>263435123
I used to steal food when I would go over to a certain friend of mine, I remember scarfing down 4 pieces of pizza when nobody was looking so I wouldn't be hungry for the rest of the night.
slightly long but pretty gud
>be 13
>don't have an nintendo 64
>have to play it only when at my friend's house who lives down the road
>get addicted to the thing
>finding myself going to see him only to play his N64
>I'm home sick one day
>parents out
>he's at school
>i sneak down the road in my pajamas like a snake to his house
>nobody's home
>go into his room through his window
>officially breaking and entering
>start playing N64 in friend's house when nobody is home
>all of a sudden his big ass german shepherd starts bashing the door with his head
>hear a voice
> IT'S HIS FUCKING DAD
>jump out window
>literally hiding in the gardenbed, in the soil
>dad starts walking around the room
>i'm about to shit myself
>dog starts sniffing around window but leaves
>dad eventually leaves after looking around room for ten minutes
>closes the window
>tfw no more N64
tldr; broke into someone's house to play N64, nearly get Eiensatzgruppen'd by his dad
One of my first experiences in gaming is my brother telling me if I delete one of his save files he'll murder me.I had nice brothers
>>263437489
It's not your fault anon... it's not your fault
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtkST5-ZFHw
>The little rubber nubs on the analog sticks are completely missing, or lying near the controller and are just not even on
>You get the only controller that regularly has connection issues
>That one friend is the only one who consistently has some form of food in his mouth and nobody else knows where he's even getting it from
>Power outage in the middle of vidya gaem session with friends
>>263437489
Why are stepfathers such fucking assholes?
>Have friend
>His laptop gets rained upon
>Tell him I have a spare desktop, he just needs to pick it up
>Asks stepfather
>Stepfather tells him "No because I am a dick and you need to learn how to do things and yadda yadda yadda"
>Next day his real dad comes home
>Says "sure"
Fucking stepfathers.
>>263440973
>"Those are the only other controllers I have"
>"Just pick whichever"
>"It doesn't even make a difference"True story, those were the actual controllers
>>263440220
oh god anon, tell me you're also a grill and had a slappy ass fight like in that gif with your friend.
>>263441192
inb4 nigga dey all chinese
>>263441316
You're sick.
>>263437551
My older brother always demanded that me and my friends washed our hands before playing, so I never had to sperg out about it because I could just blame it on him. I'm really glad that he did, because it's so fucking annoying when some asshole gets grease all over you controller.
>>263440580
Senran
>>263435123
>be 14
>at friends house week before school
>play some vidya all night
>they're not even playing, just on my other friend's laptop on /b/
>play all night
>they're tired as fuck while I'm still fucking powering through my energy reserve
>finally breakfast time
>friend jokes about how we shouldn't get breakfast while he should
>we all get breakfast
>first time I ate bacon because from a Muslim family.
Thanks Nathan, great friend of mine, you enlightened me on why I shouldn't be religious.
Bacon is fucking tasty.
>>263441117
It's a wanting-to-be-the-alpha-male thing because they have nothing else in life.
Lets face it the only people that are single in their 40s that are going to date your mom are going to be fuck ups with a drink or drug problem.Not that I ever had to worry about this issue lel.
>>263441712
Is this shit actually worth playing?
>>263435123
>he doesnt even offer you a drink or something and you have to call him out that you are thirsty
Every
fucking
time
>>263441770
Bacon is the bottom tier of meat products though. It's like eating a hot dog that isn't Hebrew National
>>263439818
>She tied me to a chair and gagged me with panties too
You are lucky as fuck mane.
>>263435123
Holy fuck, this.
Especially if you stay a whole day at him. He was eating front of me, and every time I gone home my stomach was crumbling I was so damn hungry.
If you have someone for a whole day at least give him something to eat and drink goddamnit.
>Years ago
>''Anon, can I borrow CTR?''
>Okay, but let me borrow Sheep, Dog 'n Wolf
>''Deal''
>Go to return his game and ask for mine
>''What game, this is mine, you didn't lend me any''
>Tell his mum
>''He din do nuffin''
>Tell MY mum
>Her face when
>Stomps over to his house and chimps out, despite being white
>Gets my game back and I keep his as well
>>263441936
Don't ask me. But I would imagine it's only worth it if you want to be an asian girl in panties beating the shit out of another asian girl in panties. I just watch porn instead and play good vidya.
>>263441192
nigga dey all chinese
>>263439420
PAL? I have a copy of emerald still if you're interested
>TFW highschool bro asked me to borrow my Twilight Princess to him.
>We were good friends, but I was still really fucking distrustful.
>Lended it to him and said he only had one week, then I wanted it back.
>Ask him every day on his progress.
>After a week he's not yet done with it.
>Say it's okay as long as he keeps playing it.A week later I got it back without hassle. Total bro.
>>263436598
>''Anon, are you hungry?''
>K-Kinda...
>''MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM ANON'S HUNGRRRRRRRRRY!''
>>263435123
I never minded that really, I had one rich friend who's fat as fuck we're not really friends but he invited me over once he has a fridge fucking stacked with soda and chocolate and stuffI didn't take anything even though he offered
>>263442056
I was at an age where I didn't even think anything sexual of it, I totally forgot it had happened until my dad brought it up in front of me and my sister at a birthday party
>mfw
>>263435123
>You and friend run to the store to grab snacks for a night of vidyagaem
>You grab a light snack, and a semi-healthy drink
>Friend grabs at least three 2liters, and a massive bag of chips, and a ton of chocolate
>Proceeds to spend the whole night chugging soda and devouring unhealthy food while you're just sitting there
>Friend also chews really fucking loud, smacks his lips, licks his fingers, etc.
>tfw you are the first and probably only one out of your group of friends to get laid and have a consistent gf (lel not anymore, the cunt)
>>263441580
so.. is that a yes?
>>263439420
That's why you don't use ebay for Pokemon. Where I live, most stores out here, regardless of price, can recognize a knock off copies and as such won't take them in or try to sell them. Bigger issue is finding a copy in good condition and for a reasonable price; since it's been sitting at $32-40 where I live.
>>263438225
The worst part is when the little shit knows that their mom will make that sort of excuse and sees it as perfectly fine to keep doing.
>Friends come over
>After they leave your house is a total mess
>using discs
>>263441770
HE'S NAMED LIKE MY NAME!
>>263442468
Fucking this, jesus christ almighty.
>>263441192
fucking mad catz
>>263442760
you're a nathan too?
>>263442468
no no no no no nonononononnono oh god all my anxiety over this shit as a kid is rushing back
>>263442709
>Friends come over to your place
>Don't even bother to pick up after themselves
>Half-eaten food on plates left out the next morning
>Chip bags, empty soda bottles, vidya and movie cases strewn about
>You go to their place
>Are extremely respectful
>Clean your own shit up, even clean up after friends
>They clean up after themselves like Satan will rape them if they don't
>>263442505
I want to know everything you have to say about your sister. In detail.
>>263433246
>go to a friends house
>fuck with his vidya
Don't be a nigger, anon
>>263437551
>Not punching your friends if they try to touch your controllers with greasy hands
>No you faggot you're not going to dirty up my controllers go wash your hands
I only had one controller anyways so they brought their own most of the time
>>263442468
>Friend is over
>Your mom asks "You boys hungry?"
>"No, but thanks mom"
>"Yeah I'll have something!"
>She makes enough for both of you anyway
>Friend eats it all
>>263442753
>decide to build a new rig and leave the disc drive out because who needs it anyway nowadays
>mainboard ethernet drivers on disk
>can't connect to the net without them
>have to borrow my neighbors laptop to download them
What the fuck, MSI
These things were the shit back then, I used to make them all the godamn time then eat them all because I suck at video games and die first.
>"Hey man, gimme one!"
>Push plate out towards group
>They pause the game just to gobble them up
>Start bitching about me eating half of them
>I had made like 40 and only ate 10
>There were 4 of us
Holy shit you people have some shit friends
>have friends round
>one is more into vidya than the other 2
>we playBrawl
>absolutely crush 2 other friends because one is an otaku and the other probably browses /pol/
>Vidya game friend is fun as fuck to play as and we always saygood gamewhen the matches finish
GOOD TIMES, GOOOOD TIMES
>>263442985
She's nice and all, she stopped tying me to chairs and gagging me the older we got because it would probably start to get weird between us. She would watch out for me around high school and get me invites to parties and stuff. My parents always thought of her as the tough one.The only other weird thing I remember about us is when we were young is one time we were playing on the couch while watching Jurassic Park and I jumped onto her and my hands landed on her chest I squeezed and she started laughingPlease anon I don't think I'm ready for this I think I'm finally discovering why I have crippling social anxiety
>>263443874
That's good. Finding the root of problems helps you spray pesticides directly onto them. Now get some raid and spray it into your left ear.
>>263442810
I AM!
>>263435123
>being a hungry fat fuck
>>263434793
Dude just emulate it, a potato could emulate PSX at this point.
>>263443527
atleast they have them;~;
>>263443527
Finding a friend was a lot easier back then. Too bad I only realized as an adult how shit my friends where.
Every time I feel lonely, I just only remember the days, that I made friends only because of loneliness and accepted anyone's bullcrap.
I'm glad that's over.
>>263444347
>tfw never had friends
o-oh well
>>263443874
go on... what was it like to hold your sister's breast in your hands anon?
>>263442468
>tfw she just leaves a big bowl of candy in the living room
>offers us snacks occasionallyWhat's so bad about your friend telling his mom you're hungry?
>>263435727
Sorry I don't like my teeth rotting out, fatty.
>>263444261
Well, by this point I don't really give a shit about that game, but it really fucking bothered me as a kid.
>>263444424
Having no friends is better than having shit friends. Believe me.
I used to have shit friends. Now I have no friends because I got tired of their shit
>>263444347
>Not at least having one good friend
Seriously, I stay in touch with most of my old school buddies, and I have probably one of the coolest best friends on the planet.
>>263443521
What are those they seem good?
>>263444461
>ALRIGHT WHAT DOES HE WANT?
>"what do you want bro?"
>i-i don't care
>HE DOESNT CARE MOM, JUST MAKE SOME PIZZA
>>263436590
I had someone ask me to chip in on a cable bill of a house a stayed at for a week, by a person who wasn't living there, who was literally jewish. I told him to cut the cord.
>>263444461I think it's just because of the awkwardness of the situation in which your slight hunger is greatly exaggerated by the friend's loudness, i.e. putting you in the spotlight for no reason
>>263444485
Diet soda is worse for you than regular. Also it tastes like shit. It also still causes tooth decay.
>>263444445
>Being this close to hextuples.
>>263444619
Tostino's Pizza Rolls.
Go to your local walmart, they're like 7.50 for a bag of 75 or so.
>>263444562
>my friend is better than yours
erry tiem
>>263444347
Hey man friends are the worst, I long for the love and social acceptance I want people to enjoy being in my company and doing things together and feeling less lonely and like an actual person instead even when someone finds interest in me I get insanely paranoid thinking there's another motive, they're faking and making fun of me behind my back and it's just hell.
>>263444629
>>263444696
So it's just really awkward,like when your mom forgets something while shopping with you and tells you to wait in line for her?
>>263444539
This so much. Every time I wish now I never had those shit friends, so I wouldn't be this bitter person. Now I can't even stand against if someone touches me. It literally irritates me.
I would really need a massage, my shoulders hurt as fuck, and many people recommended me, but its just impossible for me, to accept one.
>>263444836
You fuckin' what, man?
>>263444963
How is that awkward?
>>263444963
no don't bring back the memories
>>263444963
Oh god, fuck that so much
Still not as bad aswhen you're the one who has to run off and grab thing while she waits in line, and as you're walking back to her one of the cashiers asks if they can help you and you're just likey-you too...
>>263444814
>tfw 3rd world shithole
>very low chance of finding them
oh well
>>263445072
The line's constantly moving and when it's your turn you won't be able to pay.
>>263433246
Sounds like you were already playing his game.
>>263434445
I chewed the analog sticks off of two PS1 controllers as a kid.
>>263444963
>>263445086
>>263445184
just make them yourself, mate
>>263445247
>My mom just ran of to get something she forgot, she'll be right back and pay.
People on this board have really fucking strange anxieties.
>>263438597
How did one install a virus you liar? Did they inject it into a CD-R by pure will alone?
>>263445249
You sick fuck. Stop it.
>>263445447
Then what? You can't just hold up everyone behind you.
>>263445464
Old viruses were metal as fuck. They'd fuck every part of your computer, including every drive ever plugged into it.
>>263445473
make me
>>263445590
It's not your fault, is your mom slow or something?
>>263442514
>that one friend that always tries to impress you with his healthy eating choices
>one day he disappeared down a crack in the sidewalk
>>263445447
This place was originally made up entirely of those people.Until you normies showed up.
>>263444223
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M BIG BONED ANON!
>>263444797
aw shit.
>>263445684
NO!
ANYTHING BUT THAT!
>>263434880
I can't fucking understand this picture
I can't see the mirror
>>263445684
>that guy who had his all cables at max range
>one wrong move and everything could fall off
>>263440264
This is an anonymous image board, you should write to him.
>>263445684
STOP THIS MADNESS AT ONCE
>>263442514
>go to 7/11 on a break with friends at Uni
>all grab a coffee and a snack (pie or muffin, etc)
>that one chubby friend gets a full pack of chips, chocolate bar, energy drink and iced coffee
how is he alive he only ever eats crap and he works at Krispy Kreme
>>263445901
>>263445980
>Signed into youtube
>"HEY MAN YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO!"
>Wretches keyboard from you and types in some unfunny video
>"WASN'T THAT FUNNY?!"
>Presses like button
>Leaves
I feel like I should scrub my youtube account when that happens.
>>263444894
Anon I'm sorry but you got brain problems.
>>263445696
What do you do until she gets back?
>>263440608
Crack fiend.
>>263446139
I've literally never had her come back after everything is registered. She's always in good time. Why is your mom not based, anon?
>>263441117
Have a really awesome friend who feels like a brother.
His step dad literally always making fun of him or trying to act big and tough. Lives in his glory days of skating and bangs his mom. Guy is pretty verbally abusive and had walked out numerous times but his mom enjoys being treated like shit and constantly taking him back. He isn't even my dad and I want to kick his fucking ass because my friend is pretty passive.
>>263444894
You have to get over it. Simple as that. I have the same problem, but I suppress it a fair amount.
I noticed it happens a lot more when you have long periods of non-vocal contact with people. Especially with a lack of face-to-face experience.
Would you agree?
>>263446123
Obviously but it's not inherent it's all because of stuff that happened during school that screwed me up
>>263446047
Literally the worst picture
>The girl in your friend group ends up becoming your gf and suddenly it's really awkward when you have gaem nights because not sure if want to focus on friends or focus on gf
>friend breaks something
>you don't find out until after he/she leaves
>>263446063
>so anon, you still go to that 4ching?
>yeah, and you?
>well I'm only 9gagging
>>263446063
>I was that friend
>But I also knew what my friend(s) liked and the videos would always be a riot and we'd giggle like retards
>That one friend who always showed us the most awkward, boring shit
>>263441814
It can also be competition. My friend's sister has two kids with a guy whos completely mentally checked out in raising them. Her fiance is raising those kids really well, probably because he doesn't have to compete with a man who's kids don't give a shit about anyway.
>he buys the game at almost full price
>he starts up medium difficulty
>he bought the magazine with the cheats
>he uses the cheats and the location of all the secrets power to blaze through normal
>eventually plays hard with cheats or NG+ powers
>sells the game after 3 days for half price
>buys the next overmarketed piece of shit and do the same
WHY.jpg
>that friend who is really big and clumsy and breaks your stuff by accident all the time.
It's me anon and I'm sorry for breaking your stuff.
>>263446383
Totally, I remember going back to school after summer was the worst part of the year, I had forgotten how to talk man it felt so hard to make contact
>>263446603
>You started browsing 4chan when you were an underage edgy faggot
>Browsed fucking Encyclopedia Dramatica just so you'd be "in the loop" on inside jokes
>Ended up just assimilating into the collective naturally over time
>70% of my video game purchases over past 5 or so years have been /v/ influenced
>Now an adult
>That one friend, who you love more than anything, and would die for, now browses Reddit and 9gag regularly
>Both are consistently open and up on his computer when you're chilling with him, continually browses
Shit, I didn't even bother to think about 4chan when he was around, what is it about those two shitholes that makes people want to show it off like that?Or am I the bad one for being ashamed of the asshole of the internet?
>Le me in school
>Never do homework
>Never do schoolwork
>Pass every fucking test
>"Oh my god anon you're so fucking smart!"
>"Can you do my homework for me?"
>"Psst... anon... what's the answer for number 5?"
I didn't ask for this.
>>263437749
>>263438597
I've lent a mate my copy of Melee, the only GC game I own.
I-I don't even want to think about how it's being treated...
>>263446775
>every time a new friend comes over, three of my possessions gets broken or dropped
>Gets out a cheap iron man figure I got for £5
>I hand it like a sperg to every new friend
>"Drop this three times."
>He does
>Nothing else gets broken or dropped
>lend good friend God of War on PS2
>he have it some times, I ask him if he finished it, because I wanna play it
>he return the game to me
>the case got bite marks
>"yeah, sorry, my pet rat kinda fucked it up, but disc is okay"
>mfw
he also lost my Final Fantasy X and found it like after 2 years
he's bro tho, so I let it slip
>Play Paper Mario at my mate's house occasionally, doing a Danger Mario run with the lowest possible max HP
>Week or two later, we're hanging out, go to play a little Paper Mario
>Load up game. For some reason I'm further in the story than last time and I have like 30 max HP instead of 5 or 10
>"Oh yeah, my little brother came over this week. He probably played it."
It doesn't make me upset that I lost all that progress, just that his little brother doesn't know the greatness that is Danger Mario.
>>263433246
My brother used to do that with my cds when we shared a car. He would also just throw them in the glove box if he did not find a cd case after 2 seconds of searching. To this day I'm still mad at that little asshole. Same thing with a friend of mine who wanted to borrow a game but when I got it back the cd was scratched as fuck. I borrowed him another game because I'm a retard and when I visited him to pick it up again I saw the cd lying on the floor with some books stacked on it. I never gave that stupid fucker anything else. I don't understand why some people treat other peoples property with such disrespect.
>>263446759
>He pre-ordered the game for full price
>Spent weeks talking about it, before it even released
>Finally releases
>Refuses to play on any difficulty but the highest
>Complains that the game is too hard
>>263443269
Well where the fuck did you think they were going to be?
>>263446759
he enjoy the game the way he wants, exploit it and then sells it, to have some of the money back and then buy another new game... i dont see any problem at all, not everyone want to spend days grinding or searching for something in a game, if he have fun that way, who are you to question his actions? you are just being an autistic moron.
>>263435123
>not being able to go for days without eating and not complaining about it
it's like you're not even poor
>>263435123
>that one friend who would subtly ask forfood all the time
>"h-hey are you guys hungry?"
>"no"
>"yeah me neither"
>>263447048
>You will never again see the long lost Sid Meier's Pirates!
Looking at you, Kyle
>>263446910
Oh I more meant the anxiety of "what if they don't like me anymore" just grows and grows the longer you're away from them. I find that I feel perfectly fine as soon as I see them again at Uni, or at a get-together.
>>263446474
>tfw have a definite connection with girl in friend group
>but in the same course as her for another 1.5 years (really small uni)
>also don't want to fuck up the great friend group I've made
We're all catching up this weekend, I think I'll ask her out next week. Something innocent like the movies for starters I guess.
>>263444487
Its a good game nigger, go play it.
>>263447234
why are you butthurt about people not liking your retarded way of playing vidya?
>>263447275
>subtle, under the table fist bump
Yeah.
>>263447343
I'd still take an awkward night of trying to balance gf and vidya bros than ever deal with "that one ex" ever again
>Loves to play vidya, but never wants to be around your friends
>Is really good at said vidya, so you both get along great, nobody has to bitch at anybody
>Still doesn't want to be around your friends even though you're damn sure it'd be a blast
>>263447343
Oh yeah there's that too but even when I'm with them I feel that anxiety
>what if I'm boring them right now
>what if I'm annoying
>spend day at friends house
>his mother makes you have dinner even though you told her not to bother
>tfw forcing yourself to have 2 dinners cause your mother also made you dinner
>>263447003
Not just you, anon.
Like three friends of mine know that I browse /v/ and /b/ occasionally, the others don't, simply because they wouldn't understandour love
>>263445447
>not being a shy kid
why are you here?
>>263435123
>friends would come over to play vidya daily because my family was well off
>had all systems of the time
>was able to give them drinks and snacks every day
Good times. Glad I got to experience that life style before becoming a poor fag.
>>263447004
Le kill yourself.
>>263444696
I think it's more becuase it makes it look like you were specifically asking for food for yourseld when you weren't
>>263447003
Well I don't contact him now, but I remember how many times my friends asked me to give hentai recommendations, also give them a few of my "collection".If he seen my HDD now he would never talk to me anyway.lets say /d/ influenced me a lot, I have so many fetishes now I can't even count them
>>263445447
>>263447818
Fucking hell man, I'm not even a shy person, but I hated those situations.
>Saturday morning weekend-shopping
>All registers are open
>massive lines
>"Oh, I forgot something, hold on"
FUCK, MOM. WHY.
>>263447048
I lost a copy of Capcom Vs SNK EO 2 for GameCube to my friend's messy damn game drawer. It and Phantasy Star Online are the only games I would consider going back to on the cube.
Later when he broke his Wii for being shit he gave me all his games since my mum had a Wii.
Every now and then I open up his Need For Speed Carbon case wanting some racing and I find the disc for Dragon Ball Z Bud Ten 3.
Another mate semi-fucked my Chromehounds disc.
>>263444485
>he doesn't know diet anything is worse for you
If it has aspartame in it stay the fuck away from it.
Real drinks should have 6ish max ingredients.
>>263447595
Spend some time analysing your friends, try to find that one guy in the group who always talks for too long. Even if it's you there's probably another.
Notice everyone elses body language and reception when he's dribbling shit and nobody cares. Then if you notice people doing it to you, think to yourself whether you're dragging on. Is the end of the story worth the wait? If no, then wrap it up.
Eventually you'll start to do this subconsciously and you won't even start the long boring stories.
Stick with it anon, believe in the me that believes in you.
>>263447530
Fuck, I hated balancing between gf and friends.
Luckily I've gone6years without one, so jokes on them.
>>263447964
This.
>>263442092
This is fucking the worst thing I have ever seen on /v/
Absolute faggotry
>>263435123
>me in highschool:
>get off work
>stop by friend's house
>his sister is home but he isn't
>"where's your bro?"
>"he's at your house"
>go home
>parents tell me friend came over for dinner and hung out with them for a while, just left a little while ago
wtf? this shit happened like, all the damn time. My friend didn't have a bad home life, for whatever reason he just liked hanging with my parents a lot.
>>263448080
Cite your sources. Wasn't that proven to be untrue?
>at family reunion in bum fuck Ohio
>i don't know 90% of these people, they are all like 2nd or 3rd cousins or some bull shit like that
>brought my GBA and Metroid Zero Mission, hope to just find a quiet room to finish 100% on my save file
>some "relative" sees the GBA, "Hey anon let me play!"
>this kid is literally a hillbilly, dirty face, overalls, no shoes etc
>i tell him no
>5 minutes later some woman busts in the room and demands i let him (her son) play my GBA
>"HE IS YOUR 56TH COUSIN TWICE REMOVED ANON, LET HIM PLAY YOUR GAME!"
>fine w/e. I tell him DO NOT PLAY FILE ONE ITS MINE. play files 2 or 3.
>uh huh anon sure thing
>this faggot snatches the GBA and runs off
>i go get something to eat and talk to the few people i do know
>half an hour later i see the cousin i lent the game to, no GBA in hand
>"Where is my Gameboy?!"
>"Uh sorry anon i broke it" then he tells me where he broke it and they tossed in on the ground
>turns out it wasn't broken, the batteries had just fallen out somehow
>i put the batteries in and turn it on
>File 1: Not Started
File 2: 1% complete
File 3: 1% complete
>cousin finds me, "Oh hey you fixed it! That's a dumb game you got though, i couldn't understand it at all!"
>mfw
Epilogue: that cousin is now dead i think, dead or in a coma from some stupid thing with electric generators or some shit
come on people post your beta stories, I came to this thread to laugh not to hear your stupid whiny shit
>>263448419
Don't you know that most things are out to get you anon?
>>263448380
you don't know anon what I would do to have parents like my friend had.
You just don't know...
>>263448084
The thing is I don't even talk that much and only in short bursts to boring others, when I do it's jokes or something, sometimes I can get friends to tears, once got 4 of us kicked out of science class because of how hard they were laughing but other times I just talk about one thing or the other or don't say anything because I'm afraid I might not be interesting enough, or that I'll bore them and they won't want to be friends anymore
>>263448380
>not banging his sister
the fuck
>>263448425
not suprised he must of been fucking retarded
>>263448538
Yes, but if everything is out to get me it means I shouldn't really care.
>>263448425
>that cousin is now dead i think, dead or in a coma from some stupid thing with electric generators or some shit
You didn't kill him? Surprising.
>>263448425
>Having family this fucking retarded
Thank god most of my extended family just lives in Ireland
>>263448380
>My friend didn't have a bad home life
How do you know faggot
>>263448659
>implying i didn't on the reg
LOL!
>>263447003
>get that one friend
>he just send me pictures he found on 9gag and shit
>don't even laugh at them becasue it's either copy-paste form other joke or stuff i already saw on /k/ or /v/
>the only jokes i laugh at now are /pol/ tier and taugh at the local shooting range
>>263448080
>>263444707
It's like you two don't even research what you put in your body.
http://www.newsmaxhealth.com/Health-News/artificial-sweeteners-aspartame-food-safety-diet-soft-drinks/2013/12/10/id/541046/
I don't drink an entire 12 pack a day, its like one can per week. I'd much rather drink a diet soda than have my entire mouth feel like I drank a sugar shake, fucking cancerous corn syrup industry putting this shit in everything.
>I was that friend
>I always knew where the correct disks were anyway
>buy a new game
>everyone wants to borrow it day 1
Didn't it occur to you that I want to play it first, shitheads?
>>263448838
you didn't.
>>263448897
>Not drinking local cane sugar soda
No wonder you're an idiot
>>263437749
>brother lends my Xbox 360 controller to a friend without asking me for a few weeks
>Tell him to get it back for me
>it's fuckign filthy, every crevice is filled with that thick brown shit like nail dirt and brown smears on the surface and buttons
>I have to go back to my brothers friend myself to tell them that they gave me the wrong controller
>they give me the other one that they have and it's just as bad
>>263448080
>He thinks aspartame is harmful to humans
>Believing that conspiracy crap
top lel m8
>>263448591
nah, you're right. i guess i didn't understand. not like dude's parent's were bad or anything but they did split up about 2 years after we got outta highschool, so I guess that explains things
>>263448897
>Pepsi throwback
>Vanilla pepsi with normal sugar
Pretty much the only soda I drink, and that's twice a week at most.
>>263448514
>not getting mad at scratched discs and save files being written over
Are you not autistic?
>>263449012
well, nah, i did. but i'll give you the benefit here. The specific night I was referring to in that bit of story, we didn't bang. that make you feel better?
>>263448897
Find drinks with real sugar instead of fake chemicals.
>>263449067
When you die of cancer or whatever other shit know in your heart that you did it to yourself out of ignorance.
>>263447003
>tfw ED is how you discovered futa
Th-thanks...
>>263449043
You think this shit is just readily available in the states? You gotta go to the mexican stores and buy their stuff but they've caught on and make the shit more expensive than the corn syrup stuff, as if it didn't cost them a nickel to buy it.
>>263449140
Don't like Pepsi.
>>263448962
>Get new singleplayer game
>Friends don't want to play it, but just watch me play it
>That feel when fumbling through Fatal Frame 2 while all your friends were huddled around you
>Scream like a bitch cunt at the fallen woman, pause the game, and bury your face in your gf's breasts because it was the nearest thing you could scream into
>Friends still poke fun at you for that occasionally
>>263449103
you know there are lot of things inside families, what they don't talk about even with the closest relatives nor best friends.
>letting my friend borrow my 360 with some games whilst on holiday
>returns it properly
Idk. I'm never too keen on letting people borrow my shit, but he was cool. He probably didn't really play a lot, because he was used to PC gaming.
>>263448808
because dumbass, i was pretty much at his house as much as he was. holy christ almighty...
>>263449342
ED was how I discovered that loli was actually a thing, and that guro was something people actually jerked off to
>>263448380
your dad was probably a cuck and liked watching your friend fuck your mum
>>263449316
...yeah kinda ;-;
th-thanks anon...
>>263445072
Everyone behind you is waiting plus the cashier. You're just standing there a victim of your mothers lack of curtisy for knowing the grocery store system should progress constantly.
