>Achievement Unlocked: Out of the Frying Pan...
>>343856192
>Achievement unlocked: press the D key
>Achievement unlocked: load up a saved game
>achievement unlocked: jump
>>343856192
>Achievement unlocked: Back into the Frying Pan...
Take a whiff of this...
UH OH, POO POO!
hnnn... nnnnggggh...
nnnnNNNGGGGGHHH---
PLOP! TTTHRRRPRPRPPHPHPRRRRRBRBRRRRRRRFFFFFTTTTT!!!
FFFRRRRFRFRPPFHFHFFHFFRRRburrblrburbrlebeuburbrrrburrbuebelerburble
BRFFTTTTT
PHHRHTTT- PFFPFFFF-BUBRBURLBURBLEBURBLRBUEBLUBLLBUUBRBRRrbrburblrbfffbffrffff
ppfftt... brrghgrrFFFBBHHBFHRRRRTTTT
FFFFF- GURGLGRUURbuburubruburblebubrbur-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP... PLOP...
nngghhhhh... ngAAahh!!!...
nnhhHNNGGGHH- THTHHRRPRPTPHHHFFTTTgurgurburubrburburblebublburbububr- plip- plip drip... drip..
huh... Yaagh! jesus... nggggh...
NGGUUUHH!! FRRFRRRRPPPHHTTTTT... hngh... PLOP! SPLASH!
hhh.... hhh....
hhhuuuhhh... fuck....
ugh...
*flush*
>Achievement Unlocked: the bigger they are...
>>343856192
>achievement unlocked: Chapter One Title
>achievement unlocked: Chapter Two Title
And so on
>achievement unlocked [insert meme]
>>343856192
>>343856468
why the hell is this shit so familiar
WHAT GAME
>>343856283
You can thank achievement hunters for this. I remember when achievements were first implemented into games they weren't even meant to be taken seriously. Just a side attraction for bragging rights.
Now achievements are considered an important feature and you see achievement hunter kids whining about how achievements are too hard to achieve, so those achievements get nerfed so that everyone can 100% the game.
Honestly, if you're a person who collects achievements and brags about them today, go fuck yourself. There's literally no challenge at all in getting achievements in this generation's games.
>You earned a trophy: Welcome to....
>Achievement Unlocked: Father The breeding ground...
>>343856510
But that's solely done for research.
>You earned a trophy: Welcome to Dark Souls
>>343856404
Haha yes well done shitposter well done
HOWEVER
Got platinum in Demon's Souls last year. Felt good
>>343856192
>get all weapons and upgrades
>achievement unlocked: IDKFA
>>343856723
One of the resident evil, i think.
>Achievement Unlocked: garble garble final gop
>Achievement unlocked: 1.21 Gigawatts
>game doesn't support achievements
>>343857478
>He actually died in dark souls
>>343857949
>Get all achievements for Bioshock 2 andInfinite
>Bioshock 1 has none
>Remaster is coming and will likely include achievements
Time to finish this shit.
>>343856468
>>343856192
I could swear I got this achievement from somewhere.
>>343858394
Most deaths in the souls series are bottomless pits, that's how I dies for the first time.
>>343857949
DELETE THIS
>>343856192
Gat out of hell right?
>>343856723
Gears of War
They're also incredibly generic and appear in pretty much every mid 7th-gen game, which is what I think the whole point of OP's post was.
>>343856404
underrated post