What does breaking gender boundaries by having a man who is impregnated give birth say about what kojima sees in the future of the gaming?
This is a c section scar.
Unless the baby was in an amongst his intestines I don't think that's what his scar is for.
>>342453630
>Unless the baby was in an amongst his intestines I don't think that's what his scar is for.
thats a female c-section not a male c-section your argument is invalid.
>VR is perfected and released
>in the future, personal protection is perfected
>women dive into the Virtual Interweb and refuse to have children anymore since all social interaction needs can be met in a virtual cafe with online friends
>due to Personal Protection, women can NOT be raped
>population declines rapidly
>due to social/political reasons, most men dont use Personal Protection
>men are kidnapped, experimented on, and sometimes impregnated (with future tech obviously) in order to bolster the human population
>the future is basically The Matrix except we strapped ourselves in instead of being forced
>>342453320
Something people haven't noticed
>No bellybutton
>Signs of no belly button usually means that they're a clone
>>342453630
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>>342454342
>No bellybutton
considering that is how males give birth its no wonder the belly button would be missing. bro do you even think?
>>342453630
>watching college group sex porn
>one of the tiny girls has this scar
It would be real cool if the whole setting has no women because they aren't needed for impregnating. Society only grows men in the test tubes because they're stronger. Imagine the power of an all male race.
>>342453320
>tattoos
gay
>>342454593
Small women tend to die during childbirth, unless the baby is cut out. It's because their hips are too small for the baby to fit through.
Norman Reedus and the Funky Feetus
Truly it was a more innocent time.
>>342454602
>Imagine the power of an all male race
may I direct it toward /lgbt/
>>342454602
that sounds racist if your saying females dont play a role in the future when its been proven that women are smarter and more effective at almost anything than men.
>>342454943
hory shet is that legit?
>>342453630
that's a fresh c-section scar. it will go away in a year or two
>>342455048
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_%281994_film%29
I saw it as a kid. It was pretty funny, but my memory is a bit hazy since it was 22 years ago.
Christ in a woodchipper. The trailer has more to do with Kojima's feelings toward Konami, than about "smashing gender norms"
>>342454892
Nice
>>342455048
>haven't seen junior
who the fuck are you? cause i really wanna know.
>>342454976
>Gender is a race now
Each gender has advantages, thanks to evolution. Lets not start be tumblr, thanks.
>>342455135
so there were SJW's challenging gender norms back then about how its sexist to not allow men to get pregnant? Was watching a talk show today and they were talking about how trans men are being targeted saying they cant be pregnant which doesnt change the fact they are women and should be allowed to get pregnant.
>>342455135
mind blown!
>>342455290
>responding to bait
>>342455207
not him but i never really watched movies growing up. was either video games or books.
why does this game feel like a shitty Russel Crowe movie
>>342455150
THIS
>>342455439
>shitty
>russel crowe
you mean to tell me there are good russel crowe movies?
>>342455296
>so there were SJW's challenging gender norms back then
I wouldn't know, I was just a kid.
It was just a silly movie- I don't think it made any rash statements other than "Wow, pregnancy is tough!" and other sitcom-style humor.
>>342455552
no, but there are watchable ones at least
>>342455439
thats norman reedus not russel crowe aka
>Reedus with his fetus
>Norman Fetus
>Fetus Reedus
>>342455639
thats crazy to see something like that back in the day!
>>342453956
Males don't have C-sections because males don't have wombs.
>>342453320
so Reedus got muscular vagina?
>>342455776
name one.
>>342453320
i cant be exited for this until i know what kind of game it is
>>342455885
you clearly have no understanding of gender norms and how they work, your just brainwashed into thinking gender is binary like most manchildren and probably cant even name 20 different genders out of the over 100 that are scientifically proven.
>>342453320
Are the Kotaku And Salon quotes true, or it just BS based on something they would say?
>>342456054
Gladiator bro!
>>342456185
movie game. like every kojima title.
>>342454805
Small meaning petite or meaning skinny?
>>342453320
If the baby is newborn and came from the manwomb. How is it that the scar is healed without stiches?
>>342455412
You literally use the exact same grammar. Stop samefagging.
>>342456283
fair enough. if you had said master and commander I would've dismissed your opinion.
>>342455150
>5 figures are the main MGS games
>They look down on him
>Reedus is his self-insert, or his creative side
>The baby is projects he always wanted to try out; newborn projects that melted into nothing thanks to MGS and Konami never letting him do anything else
>"I'll keep coming" is a phrase he is using to indirectly tell Konami to fuck off
>The five figures in the sky vanish, as they're no longer a part of Kojima and he's finally free
>The handcuffs Reedus is wearing are creative vuffs Kojima no longer has to wear
>At the start he cries because the baby is his new projects, he's crying because he finally found freedom
You're right. Fuck.
>>342455552
Let me guess, you've only been here a couple of years? You only know Crowe from Man of Steel and maybe South Park?
>>342456191
Stop shitposting, kid.
>>342456224
their legit from the podcasts I heard at least. Dont even bother googling because your not going to like how SJW's like anita sarkeesian are calling this a victory for the trans community.
>>342456335
>If the baby is newborn and came from the manwomb. How is it that the scar is healed without stiches?
same thing happened in prometheus the girl gave birth and the scifi tech of the future healed her instantly so she could go running and vaulting over obstacles. noone complained there either.
>>342455207
I'm your worst nightmare muchacho eheh
* flicks open switchblade and gyrates hips *
>>342453630
L-LEWD!
>>342456372
hes been in more than one movie like most actors :P some suck some are good thats just how that industry goes....
>>342456401
russel crowe is on south park?
>>342456397
Why the fug did Reedus and Kojima spend 6 months making this? its no wonder kojima needs to be cuffed or it will be decades if we even ever get a game out of him.
>>342454976
> its been proven
This will make for some excellent entertainment.
>>342454957
>a bunch of whiny bloggers
Maybe mankind wasn't meant to be.
>>342453320
>>342456224
Honestly my first interpretation of seeing the trailer was that the baby was actually him, and the scar was from the robotic test tube he was most likely born from and probably stayed in it until he was a full grown man. (like that one American movie I'm sure Kojima watched)
But that's not to say I didn't for a second ever think everyone wouldn't grasp for a chance at trans shit notions within a trippy ass Kojima trailer.
That would just be silly.
>>342456480
Anita cares about the trans too? Didn't think they'd fit in her agenda.
>>342453320
Trans dudes can get pregnant so having Norman Reedus get pregnant would be weird.alien pregnancy
>>342456545
> the scifi tech of the future healed her instantly
No, it stapled her quite large wound together with clips and she pumped herself full of medication. there was no healing.
No one complained because the character showed physical and mental discomfort after it, just like one would expect, and for all the physical strain, she was full of painkillers and adrenaline.
>>342457005
Why would she? She calls Bayonetta sexist when Bayo's a legit woman power fantasy to mirror shit like Batman.
She's an idiot lol
>>342454796
If you're talking about the hands, those aren't tattoos.
>>342456331
Size of hips
>>342457112
>No one complained because the character showed physical and mental discomfort after it, just like one would expect, and for all the physical strain, she was full of painkillers and adrenaline.
she is a woman not a mand and men are stronger as we can see Reedus is ripped meaning he wouldnt suffer any side effects like she did after giving birth.
now women will know the feeling of having to raise their husband's son
>>342456335
Because the baby isn't real.
Reedus is losing his shit.
But this trope is WAAAAY too farfetched to ever be considered that a Japanese dev with a boner for Hollywood movies would use.
So trans shit.
>>342453320
He didn't give birth. That scar is from the removal of his chord. If you notice the baby and all the whales have navel plugs attached to wires going into the ocean.
>>342456743
>6 months
2.5 months. And to build hype and get more people to join his studio.
>>342454805
>girlfriend is small
>she's barren so she can't die from childbirth anyway
G-great ha ha....
>>342457078
>Trans dudes can get pregnant
That's because they're women you dumbass.
>>342457834
>He didn't give birth.
bro it was said right after the trailer that was HIS child or didnt you watch E3? its all over tumblr if you check for yourself.
>>342457854
>to build hype and get more people to join his studio.
hey look its a crazy man lets all go work for him said nobody ever.
>>342458028
Some hipsters might bite.
>>342457948
>tfw I missed the official tumblr confirmations of interpretations of a Kojima trailer
FUCK
>>342458028
>>342458082
>not thinking people would donate their own organs to the man within a heartbeat
Did you not even hear the crowd the second he came on stage?
I mean I like Kojima, but shit man.
>>342458028
>Not wanting to work with asian man and Guillermo del Toro
>implying Kojimbles know how c-sections work
>>342458490
top kek
>>342458490
Shit that took longer than usual.
>>342457948
He didn't really give birth to it though.
>>342459095
>>342459298
>>342459298
>>342459095
>>342459401
how is it natural to die during child birth which happens all the time if a c-section isnt done? besides you and me and 99.99% of us came from c-sections which is why were superior.
>>342453320
There's no way Kojima could make a coherent and logical story from this premise.
This trailer has to be a dream or premonition like Snake's nightmare in MGS3 except relevant to the story or Reedus's character.
>>342459298
lmao how can you have people this stupid yet call yourself a first world country
>>342459487
If I were to guess the hate against c-sections it's probably because it's often made by career women, especially if they work around the Emirates. It's done months in advance of the natural birth for the sole reason to not fuck up their looks and vaginas regardless how well they would take a normal pregnancy.
It's not exactly healthy to cut babies out much earlier than needed before they have gestated fully.
>>342453630
In MGS3 The Boss has a snake shaped c-section scar that goes all the way up her torso, so it might just be that Kojima doesn't know (or care) how c-sections work
>>342460309
>>342458490
Well shit I need to read the whole thread before I post
>>342460309
how would Kojima know how c-sections work since hes a man with no understanding of the difficulties of pregnancy?
>>342453320
I remember when all of you faggots were speculating for MGSV that Quiet was Chico and transgender and got btfo in the end.
Seriously it seems to me that the majority of people here are either closet faggots or so gender insecure that they are looking everywhere to find a little piece of themselves, which would be fine if they weren't trying so hard to pretend being homophobic.
>>342459095
>>342459298
>>342459401
This shit is infuriating. I like tiny girls and if I ever have a wifeI won'tI don't want her to die during childbirth thanks.
>>342459095
>>342459298
>>342459401
Huh, this is the first time that I learned this was a thing, it somehow irritates me more than SJW shit as well
>>342460815
>>342461225
It's always been a pre internet debacle.
Though it's kinda funny how those images throw religion into the factor when for years it was mostly just about the Epidurals and Anesthetics.
>>342453320
i still think this is adam and eve shit
>god makes adam and lilith
>first fight
>god be like wtf bro and lilith leaves
>adam be like let me fix this cause and god be like na bro i got this
>cuts open adam and makes baby
>adam reedus is like wtf and see's the baby
>hugs it thinking in horror i'm going to fuck this baby am i.
>baby pulls a hudini
>sees dead animals
>all gods failed experiments
>floor is made of oil cause god
>angels be like wtf before leaving in horror that god made a man fuck a baby
>>342461987
>i still think this is adam and eve shit
I would actually like it.
>>342459487
>how is it natural to die during child
It is VERY natural to die during child birth. Your confusion stems from the tendency to use "natural" synonymously with "good" or "as it should be".
BABY FUCK
BABY FUCK
IT'S AWWWRIIIIGHT
>>342456407
obviously a joke you autist
>>342464926
ITTY BITTY BABY?
ITTY BITTY BOAT?
Bunch of fucking pussies
>>342453320
You've gotta be a fucking idiot. The kid was clearly attached to something via the cord, and he doesn't have one at all.
The umbilical cord you keep throughout, but his was removed, hence the scar.
>>342467235
>You've gotta be a fucking idiot.
It's funny that you say so when you can't even understand what OP is doing.
>>342459095
The one that really gets me is that there are medical advantages of having a natural birth but these images hold no arguments other than i am superior because i said so (praise god yada)
god i hate women
>>342454943
If that film had been released in the last two years there would be a load of bullshit SJW shitposting about it.
Wish we could go back to when the internet wasn't full of no life retards screaming SJW at everything all day long shitting the whole internet up.
>>342460309
Nah, in one of the MGS games it was explained that the reason her scar is fucked up is because she gave birth during WW2 in the midst of a battle.
>>342467752
>found the sjw
>>342467450
Shitposting?
Wow, he is so clever and should accrue massive karma for this one.
>>342455296
Back then we didn't have pathetic little shits like you calling everything SJW.
It was just a film and no one made anything of it.
People saw it as a funny movie which is exactly what it is and nothing more.
>>342453320
In case no one's posted this, it's about MGS. Konami stole Kojima's baby from him, and hands are on him because everybody wants a piece of him. It's a metaphor.
>>342457856
Wow thats sad. You guys thought about adoption or using a donor egg?
>>342459298
why are c sections done in the uk for free then if they're just for profit
Once you'll realize the meaning behind his scar you will be ashamed of your thoughts & deeds
>>342457856
>Not celebrating every day that you've landed a woman you can cum inside without repercussion
>>342453630
>Using this argument when Bideo Jojima made the Boss have a c section scar literally on her boobs
>>342454342
Or he's Adam.
>>342459095
>Oh my god you c-section sluts are horrible and don't give REAL CHILDBIRTH LIKE I DO
>*receives epidural*
>>342469007
kek this
Women will literally find any fault about other women to focus on and make their own flaws seem smaller or not important at all.
HAHA I DELIVERED IT MYSELF SO THAT MAKES MY LIFE NOT SHIT ANYMORE COMPARED TO OTHERS
>>342467752
Because back then it was seen as something fun.
Now it is serious and people applaud it for breaking "gender-norms".
>>342459298
>Revenue
Hey look, they're American.
>hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!!!!
>A man with both a father's and mother's instinct at the same time
Yeah nah. Hell hath no fury like the motherfucker forced to give birth.
>>342459487
>tfw your mom was large-bore and likely so are you.
But yeah, I know a legitimately big-boned woman whose thick pelvis meant she literally did not have the caliber to give birth.
Here's my guess.
I assume some of you are familiar with the novels from Terry Pratchett for those who aren't his novels take place in on the Discworld, a pretty wacky place and his themes often include physics and philosophy based stuff.
Well, to get to my point: In some of his novels Pratchett portraits physical laws as persons who get born into their role and act it out emotionless.
Reedus has 6 "dog tags", which all have equations of some kind, as far as we know and we see 5 mystical beings floating in front of him.
What if each "dog tag" has a related being and Reedus is a "newborn" personification maybe of time, maybe of life?
What if the game is about his process of growing into his role?
>>342460476
Well I mean he has a wife
>>342454342
The whole point is that Reedus is Adam, created by God so no belly button. Eve is the other person meant to be in handcuffs but she's missing, the scar on his stomach is from his rib (metaphorical or literal, not sure yet) being used to create Eve.
>>342459298
>my life is a shit heap because I was a c-section
Well now I know.
>>342455793
Norman 'Fetus Deletus' Reedus
>>342459298
>be a c-section birth
>see this
Holy shit, my whole life has been meaningless, now I must return to the womb and be reborn.
>>342469839
Someone screencap this for future reference. Please
>>342453320
Men can't give birth though.
>>342453630
God c-section scars are trashy as fuck.
>>342470789
Yeah who would get one? Lmao XD
>>342467752
>pancakes everybody's always talking about pancakes
>>342469839
>We no longer live in a world with Terry Pratchett
sleep tight, terry.
;_;7
>>342459095
>>342459298
WHAT THE FUCK AM I THEN?
>>342469839
Posts like this are the reason why I browse this board.
>>342453630
nice vagina bones
>>342453320
Cesarean scars look different and are elsewhere, the scar is healed and old, the baby is not.
>>342453630
>DSCN0933.jpg
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>>342459298
>reasearch
>no period at the end
I want this to be something "official".
>>342455048
cross dressing comedy was a thing since 1959.
this isnt soviet russia.
It's actually just another classic Kojima ruse.
First thing after that prologue cutscene is Reedus goes "what's this gay shit", then you pick up a gun and shoot through an army of babies.
>>342467892
not your town's priest though :^)
I'd totally have a fucking baby, no homo.
Going by what we know so far; this being some kind of allegory for Kojima's career is the only thing that makes sense.
Kojima won't shut up about HOMO LUDENS and WE PLAY AND WE CREATE on Twitter. Pic related is also clearly Norman Reedus. Supposedly some kind of explorer of creativity.
Norman Reedus is Kojima, the baby is silent hillsLOLand the five flying figures is MGS1-MGSV. Kojima lost Silent Hills, but he'll keep coming.
>>342455048
>>342467752
If you rewatch the film today, you'll notice that there's a LOT of commentary on being pro-choice. Arnold literally says "my body, my choice" at one point.
It's mostly played for laughs, but saying that there wasn't some sort of social commentary at work is a little bit of an overgeneralisation.I fucking love How Did This Get Made.
>when you find out why norman reedus is naked you will be ashamed of your words and deeds
What did he mean by this?
>>342453320
>Norman Reedus is Kojima
>The baby is Metal Gear
>The baby disappears
>Konami fired him and took his IP
>the dogtags are his games(MGS1,2,3,4,5)
>the dead fish and whales are IPs Konami left for dead after they entered the casino business and left their gaming business behind to the pachinko industry
>the 5 ships in the distance are the Konami heads
This was just an engine test. Death Stranding is a ruse title.
>>342470789
Better than being dead or having your vagina ruined.
The scars can also be fixed by plastic surgeons, and the only reason why the scars look so shit is because normal surgeons are not taught to sew properly-they have to be quick and save the patient's life.
Plastic surgeons sew from the inside out instead of on the surface down.
If you ever get a deep cut or fuck up your face-get a plastic surgeon to either assist with the sewing or let him do the entire thing himself.
It's work it in the end an you won't look like a deformed monster after healing.
What if Kojima himself doesn't even know what his game is about and they just made this trailer to start conspiracies around the game and make you guys write it for them?
>>342470397
Holy shit, this is so obviously it
