IT'S MERCY MONDAY
Let us gather today and praise best Overwatch girl
>Mercy will never sit on your face
>>342128527
I would probably have sex with mercy, but it would be like a one time thing. She wouldn't probably understand, but I would have told her that this is life and she needs to move on.
The sex would be neutral only one person would enjoy it ( it wouldn't be me). She would later ask me if we should meet after she done with work, but then I would tell her that we aren't meant to be together, and that is life.
She would probably be pissed, but ask me to stay the night, I would try to say no, but she on the verge of crying, after sleeping the night I leave, never seeing her again.
>>342129413
The fuck?
>>342128527
Really the only acceptable kind of "maining"
>>342128621
DESU she is hot, but not hot enough to allow her to put her fucking dirty anal on my face,
>>342129413
dude
>>342129776
>he wouldn't ram his tongue in Mercy's fart box
>>342129587
You wouldn't? She does have a good career, but not the partner im looking for, plus its better to be single then be in a relationship. She would probably break some of my condoms and force me to stay with her.
She is just that kind of women. She is a fucking 37 year old and is single. Do you honestly believe that she would allow you to bang her, without getting anything? She wants a child or a husband. The only reason Reaper or Soldier 76 didn't bang her was because she is batshit crazy. She even bought reaper back from dead, and what did he do? He fucking ran as fast as he could and join Talon.
You sex life would be nonexisting the moment you are marriage to her. She doesn't want you, she wants you baby seeds. Her time is running out, and she wants some wheat in her oven.
Do not fall in love with her Anon, just have sexual though about her. That is what she is good for, nothing else.
>being an Activision slave
>>342129413
>>342130292
Holy autism
I wouldn't describe this game as bad, but I certainly wouldn't describe it as good.
Blizzard have made a thoroughly mediocre first person shooter. They've taken many elements from arguably better games including Mobas and TF2, and combined them into an amalgam that nobody asked for.
The game itself offers very little in terms of strategy and depth. Many matches will feel like they are repeating themselves with certain players or characters dominating while others are left behind. Many aspects of the game require a very low level of skill and this reflects badly on the game as a whole. A players individual skill will often be masked by key game features which require relatively little skill. IE: A darting and jumper Genji is easily countered by 76s ult. Only rarely will you find yourself strategically challenge against another player who you feel is also being challenged likewise. IE Two Pharahs dueling in midair.
The amount of advertising and installed hype for this game is the only thing that has gathered the playerbase it has now. On its own this game would not have succeeded to the level it has.
I have played nearly 50 hours and this is my conclusion. I doubt any of you care and will continue to play. But as long as you realise the fundemental flaws of this game I am not concerned.
Repost.
>>342129969
>>342129790
oh, wait I see. I'm the fucking retarded thinking logical.
Do you guys know what happens after sex? You fucking talk, and what do you think a fucking single 37 year old women doctor talks about? A fucking child. She probably wants 1-2, but nothing more. And once you had you children, you wont be getting laid anymore.
She wants a husband and a fucking child, just to leave a legacy behind. Nothing more.
You are just a fucking legacy, Anon. Nothing more.
Don't look at me like I'm a fucking freak.please help me :(
>>342129413
>>342130292
dude
>>342130575
Wtf. I'm have autism, because I don't want to have a fucking relationship with a 37 year old women, who might only want a husband and a child?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM
>>342130767
I'll happily give her a child
>>342130767
dude mercy is immortal, it's not like her biological clock is ticking. And being immortal probably means she'd like a dicking every once in a while since she's lost the thrill of death.
Mercy butt
I haven't played Overwatch but I would fuck her, nut balls deep, and put a ring on her finger.
>>342129413
>>342130292
>>342130654
>>342130767
>>342130965
So this is the Overwatch community these days
>pre-release
>all tracer and widowmaker
>post-release
>all mercy
what happened?
>>342130965
>Relationship
Holy homo
>>342130847
Woah. OKAY ITS MY FUCKING FAULT, K?
MERCY IS GOOD. I WILL MARRY HER? HAPPY? YOU FUCKING FAGS FORCE ME LIKE HER. WHY DO I HAVE TO LIKE A FUCKING CHARACTER THAT IS PROBABLY A FUCKING HEAL SLUT?
SHE COULDN'T EVEN KEEP TO GUYS FROM KILLING EACH ANOTHER, BUT NOOOOOOOO ITS MY FUCKING FAULT FOR NOT WANTING TO FUCK HER ALL DAY.
I'M FUCKING SORRY ANON, MY FUCKING FAULT. FUCK ME AND MY BIG MOUTH.
>>342131195
We leveled up.
>>342128527
Mercy fans are cancer
>>342131045
>team bab
Why am I laughing
>>342131240
two*
I will now remove my name tag, so you guys won't recognize me anymore. Sorry Mercyfags, its my fault for not wanting to bang her, for not wanting a future with her. I'm sorry guys.
Will there be a Tracer Tuesday and Widowmaker Wednesday in the future?
>>342128527
Go to bed, Fries
>>342130042
Butts are for pooping.
>>342131240
>>342130965
>>342130767
>>342130654
>>342130292
>>342129413
so this...
is the power...
of mercy fags...
woah...............
>>342131571
Yes.
>>342131571
This is pretty hot, famalam.
>tfw into forced fem
>Someone posted the healslut gif
>I can now never play Mercy without getting turned on
>Start crossdressing while playing Overwatch
If my team knew I think they'd instantly NOPE out of the match.
>>342131240
wtf have I walked into
>>342131240
It's a game
>>342131571
76 Sundays?
Haha troled all of u ;)
>>342131803
After a long session of making out.
>>342128527
Mercy is worst support
t. Zenyatta players
>>342130654
>I doubt any of you care
nailed it
>>342131898
He is pretty based, but I honestly believes that he fuck Reaper wife or something like that.
>>342131195
I was already crusading in name of mei, d.va and mercy pre-release and I also wonder why all the fags liked widowmaker and tracer
>not Mei monday
>>342132117
sure mate.
>>342132117
They were in the first trailer. That is the main reason.
>>342131949
>>342132227
Mei already has a day, anonThursday.
>>342128527
>>>/vg/
Stop Spamming /v/ Shitters
>>342132115
76 and Reaper both wanted a piece of that healslut ass. 76 got some and Reaper didn't. To top it all off, Reaper was cockblocked from being Overwatch leader a long-ass time ago, and 76 got the position instead.Only one of those statements is confirmed true
>>342131814
>healing with a boner
At least you enjoy your job.
>>342130767
she's immortal dude. I think children are the last thing she's gonna wanna talk about
>>342132281https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uNdxyodWzY
He isn't the same guy. The another guy would probably write a text of wall just to say that.
I honestly believe that he might have liked Mercy, but since nobody liked Mercy it made him mad, and now he sees Mercy had the slut that nobody likes.
He found the place he belonged, and that placed might been have /v/ all along.
>>342132354
>video games
>on my video game board?
>I WON'T STAND FOR THIS
>>342131489
Why I don't get it?
>Mercy without her dress and buttflaps on
>>342131045best couple
>Mercy Monday
>Tracer Tuesday
>Widowmaker Wednesday
>Thick Thursday (brought to you by Mei)
>Soldier Sunday
What are Friday and Saturday?
>>342132460
Why does 76 talk about pharah mom all the time? Do you think that pharah mom loved Reaper, but Reaper loved Mercy and Mercy loved 76, and 76 loved Pharah mum?
>>342129776
I can feel the blood flowing through my penis now thanks. Squatting down my face doing what >>342130042 says is my fetish man. I need sex, it has been too long fuark bruh feel with me
Wait, does that mean every Overwatch girl has her own day now?
>Mercy Monday
>Tracer Tuesday
>Widowmaker Wednesday
>Mei Thursday
>Pharah Friday
>Zarya Saturday
>D.VA Sundaybecause fuck the curry nigger
>>342132626
Do not fucking open that video, it is fucking loud.
>>342132881
symmetra saturday
>>342132881
I guess they can be free for all days.
>>342132896
>love triangle shit
I hope not. But I won't be too surprised to Morrison had a thing with Mercy or Pharah's mom. Some people think Pharah is 76's daughter because of that voice line, but that's a stretch.
>>342132952
Sorry I don't feel you. Anal isn't what you think it is. You have to ask them to clean their arse before putting the might sword inside of it, or else it might rust before you know it.
>>342128527
Do you have to say trans gender girl, or is girl only appropriate? I don't have any gender studies degree
>>342132538
You bet I do.
>Play Torbjorn
>mfw walking behind Mercy
>>342133312
you say boy, because it is a fucking boy.you say girl, but you warn you friends
>>342131814
I'll admit that one of the reasons I like playing Mercy is because of my fascination with crossdressing and femininity
It gives me this weird sense of calm but I'll never tell anyone non-anonymously
>>342133327
What do you do after a good round ends?
>>342133327
>tfw unironically aroused by that gif
>>342129413
>>342132798
what
>>342132881
Pharah Friday
>>342133327
>>342133409
>>342133460
>Mercy players are literally trannies
cool
>>342133409
It's okay to be a faggot.
>>342133412
gg mate
>>342133932
At least you aren't a total waste of space.
>>342133783
traps*
>ywn tickle hana's little feet
why live
>>342133972
at least I thank my team, unless they too fucking stupid and run away from the FUCKING PAYLOAD IN A OVERTIME.
>>342134043
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>>342129413
Pure autism
>>342132798
The dialogue for this makes Mercy out to be a terrible doctor
>>342131814
>tfw spent 16th birthday in my sister's nightie while playing Neverwinter Nights
Fate calls out to me but I'm afraid to answer.
>>342133783
No.I only RP as one because I'm a fucking degenerate.[/sub]
>>342130965
I appreciated your posts
>>342134945Isn't that pretty common among healsluts?
>>342128527
>draw a 17-year-old
>call it 37
why is this allowed
>>342135138
Because I want to fuck that 37 year old.
>>342134895
Don't act on it unless you're 100% sure and just use it as your surefire way to become aroused behind closed doors using your mind if you don't know what's happening.
>looking at the pics in this thread
>mom barges in room
>immediately switch to the next tab
>it's the trap thread I opened earlier
>immediately switch to the next
>loli thread
>finally switch to the last
>granblue fantasy thread
>midget with tits in full screen
>mom shakes her head and leaves the room
Well shit, thanks faggots for posting >>342131803
>>342131571
>>342131240
No fucking wonder every other board of every fucking chan on the internet makes fun of /v on 4chan.
Post more Dad 76
>>342135232
You should go tell her that you're into MILFs and thatshe should go to the gym.
>>342132798
>not posting the correct version
>>342135087
Yep. I blame WoW. I was doing that shit there way before it became a meme on /v/
>>342132798
at least this one tries to salvage the dialogue
>>342135232
maybe you shouldn't be such a degenerate
>>342135561
You did it as a healer? Which race?
>>342129413
Why you would dump like that a hot 37 y/o milf?
>>342135629
Why is the healer part surprising?
>>342131112
Indeed.
>>342131865
>>342130847
>>342129790
>>342129969
Thought this might be needed
>>342132352
What do ya know thats myGarbage day
>>342135725
the mods on /v are so goddamn stupid.
>>342135087
I don't. I heal and plan strats for the team. And tell them that if they don't get this fucking reaper off of me I'm going widow.
>>342133173
Isnt Sombra Pharas mom?
Reaper probably banged her then.
>>342136317
You're trying awfully hard to deflect something that isn't directed toward you when you're in a Mercy thread. You're probably the biggest degenerate here.
>>342131814
Why would they nope out when they have their own personal healslut? I'd add you and never stop playing with you.
>>342135719
>Why you would dump like that a hot 37 y/o milf?
Not in breeding age anymore. Her ovaries are shutting down at that age.
>mfw lvl 42
>only heal and tank
>0 friends
>>342136517
Probably. I love fucking girls younger than me. And I get off on not cumming and just fucking them for hours straight.
>>342133686
Fareeha Friday and Symmetra Saturday
>>342136884
I know how everyone here feels about shadman but I do wish that was a real skin for Mercy.
I could take or leave the dick.
>>342136884
It took me a while to see the penis.
>>342134796she is
>>342136884
well i'm diamond
>>342137017
>get off
>not cumming
sensing a contradiction here
>>342132051
Zen is weak, mercy farts even kill him.
>>342136991
Time to stop being a little betabitch and play like the other grown up
>>342136884
has he done anything else with Mercy?
>>342131240
>>342130767
>>342130292
>>342129413
now this is...certainly something
>>342137238
I go home and jerk off to it. Makes them feel really bad and I get a good chuckle out of it.
>>342137283
>betabitch
>posts reaper
>Fapped like 5 minutes ago
>This thread
Why do you always want to drain my balls, /v/? Post more Mercy.
>>342128527
I love you Mercy
>>342129413
autism
>>342137372
Yeah he did a really good plump ass devil Mercy one
>>342137034
why use Pharah's real name? It's not like "Symmetra" is that character's real name
>>342137639
>twink mercy
>>342137768
Mancy is still pretty cool
>>342138105
Wrong.
>>342136884
however that is.
>>342129641
Or Lucio ,76 or Reinhardt. Period.
>>342133409
come to think of it that makes sense, i've always been into supportive roles and also fapping to femininity stuff. i'm not all gay but i've accepted that i'm not 100% macho man. It's all good tho because women love sensitivity
>>342129413
This can't be real
Reminder that Mercy had a choice on who to revive first between Morrison and Reyes after they fucked up the Overwatch HQ and she picked Reyes.
>>342137768
More to your liking hun?
>>342137559
>readthefilenamenothisoneyouidiot.jpg
>>342138491
what the fuck is this
horrendous
>>342138487
Widowmaker looks like Donte
>>342137283
This
>>342138756
stop samefagging.
I work for blizzard and I am issuing a c&d on all these mercy lewds. Please stop or legal action will be taken
>>342137283
whats beta about healing and tanking?
>>342130292
You make a compelling argument. But can freakshow, nanomachine'd Mercy even have kids in the first place?
>>342138812
I'm not the other guy my man my name is notimportant
>>342137768
this
>>342129413
Is this what an anti-waifu is?
>>342138893
>Please stop or legal action will be taken
Do you want to_be_Mercy?
>>342139049
>>342139049
>my name is notimportant
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vds3azJeuEI
My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do. I just fu*kin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its corpus. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
>>342136000
Hnng
>>342139225
I want totouchher.
are her pants augmented?
>>342131112
>>342136000
very nice.
>>342139407
I know that she augments my pants
>that terrifying feeling when turning a corner and meeting a full hp reinhardt while locking eyes as you feebly attempt to run and shoot at him
>>342139525
Mercy scares you so much you piss yourself?
>>342136317
>I'm going widow.
>Being a bad healer and then switching to something even more useless
>>342132051
zen is outhealed by a fucking hue.
>>342129413
>dumping a MILF that looks like she's fucking 20
>>342130292
>>342130767
>>342131240
kill yourself my man
>>342140435
>dumping a MILF that looks like she's fucking 20
That sentence makse absolute no fucking sense, no matter how you turn it around.
If you go traditional, a milf is a mother you want to fuck. Which, Mercy is not.
Now language tends to change things up over time, and nowdays a milf is just an "old" women that is still sexuell attractive.
Now if a Women looks like 20, how can she be a milf? The reason you go for a milf is not because her age on paper, but her age on appearance.
>>342139469
Quite.
>Play Mercy
>My entire team refuses to push the point
>They spend the entire match peaking from behind walls and taking potshots
Why are people such cowards? If you can't even make a proper assault when you've got a pocket healer, you're playing the wrong game.
>>342129413
>>342130292
>>342130767
What am I reading.
>>342137283
DIE
DIE
DIE
HealYourMan
>>342141325
A-anon
>>342140959
>Play Mercy
>lose every single time
I still like playing as her
>>342140959
That's because you're not Lucio.
Lucio is for pushing, mercy is for defense. Your fault for picking the wrong support
>>342141325
got it
>>342142124
Fucking garbage.
>>342141325
>tfw your man will never put you in your place
>>342142124
its like im reading demonbane again.
>>342142124
Joke's on you I'm running Internet Explorer that video won't run.
>>342142124
>>342142343Is this really what you degenerate healsluts want?
>>342142343
>when your slut is doing the best they can and you want to bully them but can't really say anything that would make sense
How do I fix this?
>>342142124
Large insertions like that are only horny if they have semi-realistic body deformation and loose holes aftersexprolapse is a big, big bonus
>>342142602
Make it sound like you're carrying them and they're just a useless pretty face.
>>342142501No, I just want to be told I'm credit to the teamand a hug
>>342142501yesnomaybe
>>342142124
I absolutely love the idea of using a smaller girl as an onahole, but this is just comical.
>>342141839
Other way around, famalamadingdong. Lucio is for speeding from the spawn to the start of the map, so your builders can set up their defenses, and your snipers can get to their perches. For the most part, your team is going to be together, making Lucio's healing aura more useful.
On attack, you'll want Mercy's ability to jump between teammates who are spread out, and damage boost ability to quickly take out their defenses.
>>342129413
>>342130292
>>342130654
>>342130767
>>342131240
what the fuck
>>342142750
Well that is true. They should be sucking my cock just for teaming up with them. A tank alone can work but it's tough. But a healer alone, forget it. I'll make sure he's put in his place.
>Not keeping your tanks at low HP, only edging them a little higher to keep them on the brink.
>Not being the one in control if they live or die.
>Actually WANTING your tanks to reward you for being a healslut.
You're the one who dictates the game. If anything, they should be flocking to you like a bottom bitch, not the other way around.
I just play Mercy because I like being told I did well and that I helped
>can only play Mercy when playing solo
>solo games are a mess, no tanks, everyone is running all over the place
>nobody is defending me most of the time
>I have to shoot at Tracers, Genjis and Reapers myself because they seem to be invisible to my mates
>my mates get mad when they don't get healed because I get killed a lot
>"LOL MERCY SO BAD OMFG HEAL ME!"
>said by the Junkrat somewhere behind a wall or up a roof with no way up because he's never in line of sight
She's fun in a team that plays with you, but I'd like to murder everyone who doesn't play along
>>342143659
Know your place you dumb bitch. They can stand on their own two feet but you NEED them.
>>342142852
You type like this fucking loser trap I know on steam that always wants to sit on my lap.
>healers and tanks bitching about dominance this and that
>not working together in harmony for the good of the game
>>342131112
>that perfect gluteal sulcus
>>342144454
Harmony is a strong tank doing his job and his obedient little bitch trailing him. That's what God intended.
>>342144092
>I have to shoot at Tracers, Genjis and Reapers myself because they seem to be invisible to my mates
Seems like most people who play this game suffer from tunnel vision and deafness.
>>342143659
But that's not nice, anon
People also play more anxiously when on low health so it's best to get them back up to full so that they can continue being at the top of their game
>>342144823
Nah we don't need this kind of attitude. It's just a game.
>>342145118
This. Do it for the team. Be a winner, not a fag.
>>342145334
>It's just a game.
Yes, but I'm playing it very differently. Namely, I only use one hand half of the time.
>>342145118
That's the best part. When they're more cautious with low health so they won't go out and die 1v6.
>>342145334
It's a lot more worthwhile when you finally end the game after being on the edge for so long, though. You should try it sometime.
Chances for mercy ending up in heroes of the storm? Would be a special kind of support in there.
>>342145470
Disgusting. What do you use the other hand for?
>>342145827
I'm the second anon you replied to but to respond to your entire post, all of that could be avoided if you played with actual good players. Your wins would be less artificial, more challenging, and more rewarding. What you're doing shouldn't be the right way to play the game.
>>342129413
remember to tell her to eat the eggs before leaving
>>342132051
You're garbage
t. JET SET LUCIOOOO
>>342146281
Whats wrong with Haganef?
>>342146281
Lucio is incredible once you get wallriding down
Zip zooming across the map and throwing people off ledges
>>342129413
>>342130292
>>342135138
nanomachines son
a glimpse at a possible future if Nanomachines are capable or repairing cell degradation preventing the aging process
>>342129413
put me in the screencap
>>342146737unless you are Mexican
Goys, im thinking of buying overwatch but the catch is that my PC isnt good enough to run it so i would be getting it for ps4, is it worth?
>>342143659
They are also protecting you, if you start playing around then they might just abandon you and let you die because you are useless
>>342147070
It's decent on console. Looks nice and runs well.
>>342144226
I wish I had a personal Steam slut like that.
>>342144092
>>342144986
Yuuuup. Seriously nobody ever watches their back. Playing Mercy you need eyes on the back of your head and ears like fucking Legolas.
Problem is these days I'm spending so much time defending flankers I can't focus on heals as much
>>342147202
He has fucking autism. Always running 3-4 games in the background just so they have a high playtime. Has a nice ass though.
Fap to me.
>>342147497
That is fine.
Do you treat him well anon? Have you put him in his place? Are you his owner?
>defending as Autisym
>jumping straight into a mob of niggas and instantly wiping out their Mercy
>subsequently melting everyone else's faces because they're too busy shooting at our Widow/Hanzo who are way too far away to actually damage
Holy shit, being a Mercy player must be suffering. Nobody seems to have any situational awareness.
>>342147083
The team always abandons Mercy in the end. They just use you for the heals then run off and die separate from the team. The only way to really prevent this is to play Lucio, but it feels dirty playing him since it's too easy.
>>342136573
but I don't want kids, I just want a companion and a friend to expend time with till my last days
the sex is a plus too
>>342140848
that's true, there are 15yo MILFs in my country (and DILFs too)
>>342144092
>>342144986
>>342147435
On a similar tangent.
>Playing Lucio.
>Become isolated due to a couple of teammates dying, too far to speed away, being set upon by a half wounded Pharah and a Bastion setting up as a turret on an upper ledge.
>Allied Genji, dropping from near where Bastion was setting up, leaps in front of me, deflect-kills Bastion while I fend off Pharah, he then finishes her off with a flick of shuriken and an aerial swift strike.
>Use "thanks"
>"Acknowledged"
Always thank those who protect the healer.
>>342147202
>becomes friends with a guy
>he was super nice and friendly at first and we'd play games
>slowly it got closer until we were sharing pictures and planning to meet upwhich may of been for lewd purposes
>this goes on for a while
>slowly started to become a massive douche
>starts insulting me constantly
>starts threatening me
>delete him, while later he comes back saying he's sorry
>do this three times
>Have to block him
>Too afraid to get any more friends incase this happens again
>Eventually try again with someone else
>It happens again
I give up on friends
>>342147917
I don't need a broken brained guy.
>Nearly 300 posts on a character in a game whose only difficulty to play is aiming in a 180 degree radius towards the ally you want to heal
This board is fucked
Why not watch a movie instead of play mercy
>>342147917I don't have an owner.
>>342149123
>>342149125
You know what, pretend I never asked.
I'm sorry for your experiences. I'm sure there's better out there.
>>342128527
Play shitty game get shitty results
>>342149453
You know nothing, Jon Snow. Staying alive as Mercy while being a useful healer is one of the toughest aspects of the game. Of course it's not hard to point your staff at somebody and heal but that's such a minor part of being a good Mercy
>>342150201
Right you are, sometimes you have to slap shift to fly to your ally you're probably not aimed at.
