>"Are you a witcher? for true? They say youre the white wolf, you could help.. see [RELATIVE] has gone orf and I havent heard from them fer days. Folks say it was [MONSTERTYPE] in the forest. Dont you witchers kill monsters? I dont got much, but I could pay you...
>Yes/No/More Money
>Accept quest
>Go to forest
>Turn on batvision
>Follow magically radioactive footsteps to a corpse
>kill monster by spamming quen and rolling around like a spastic, sorry master swordsmen
>head back
"He was dead?..truth be told I knew it in me heart.But knowing the bastard that killed him has been brought to justice..maybe [RELATIVE] can rest easy. Thank ye witcher, I wont ferget what youve done. Heres your payment as promised."
This is every Witcher sidequest.
Witcherfags WILL defend this.
>>341459917
>Ignores the 3 part side quest in the wizards tower with the ghost of a dead bride-to-be
>Ignores the assassination of Radavid side quest
>Ignores the Bloody Barons side quest with his child
There are some amazing side quests in this game. You described the Contracts which are nothing but optional minigames.
I'm loving the game, but jesus christ i'm getting tired of doing favors to do favors to do other favors to find Ciri.
At least I just banged that hot redhead.
>Geralt arrives at a new village
>He heads to the tavern
>He walkins in and notices Mr Exposition, who waves him over
>Cut to a group of unsavoury peasant types muttering and giving Geralt the stink eye
>Geralt gets the local subplot explained to him by Mr Exposition
>"Oi witcher"
>Geralt turns around to see the thugs looking menacing
>"We dont want your type round ere"
>Geralt calmly states he doesnt want any trouble
>A fight breaks out anyway
>Geralts kicks their asses and walks out the bar
>Final shot of the unconscious/dead thugs, Mr exposition makes a quip
Every single time. Witcherfags will defend this.
>>341460441
They are sidequests. Playing a semantic switcheroo to try and hide it is fanboyism at its worst. ALL side quests are optional by definition not sure how that it any way justifies the fact that The Witcher 3 is full to the brim with copypasted filler garbage while its fans croon about how everything is so unique and handcrafted
>>341459917
Wish the really cool sidequests had special marks or that the game let's you see all quests on the map instead of just the one you're following.
>>341459917
What a lot of effort to make a shit op about a thing you don't like
It's fun
Suck my Dick
>>341462407
>fun
Just like Fallout 4 :^)
>>341460918
Putting things in greentext does not make them bad
>>341462723
This scene literally happens in every witcher game, it happens at least twice in Witcher 3.
>>341459917
>STILL being this assblasted about the game that literally holds the record for most GOTYs
Your tears contain salt.
Yet witcher has better side quests than any other rpg
>>341462990
>no rebuttal
Its as expected.
Witcherfags have got nothing. But muh "fun".Muh GOTY.
>>341462723
Pointing out factual things are no counterargument by default, you could aswell say that grass is usually green.
>>341463006
Witcher 3 isn't an RPG though.
>>341463479
Obviously. Its an action adventure game. CDPRdrones can not accept this basic fact though.
>>341460614
Yeah, they pad the mainquest like crazy. Geralt even jokes about it at one point, he talks about how silly it is that he has to help one guy to find another guy that he must help so maybe he could tell where a third guy is who might know where Ciri is.
I had to take 3 breaks from the game.
>>341463757
Im looking for an ashen haired woman Simulator 2k15
>>341460441
yup those are how the Witcher contract side missions go, although the rest of the side missions are different
>>341462969
Maybe because it happens at least ONCE per each book? And when they were short stories, you can count on one hand those where Geralt is NOT getting shit for being a witcher in inn or place like that.
Hell, the very first witcher story opens with this.
So what's your problem? That it's part of the franchise? A standard element of the setting?
>>341463479
You roleplay as Geralt and you can decide what ever you want to do. Same shit as in Elder scrolls games, but in those games you can choose your character, but that's about it
>>341463479
... and it's not RPG, cause...?
>Here comes the post about not being able to make your own character
No wonder WRPG went to shit since mid 00s
>>341463987
So the books are unoriginal and shitty too? Okay thanks for informing me, Ill make sure to avoid them.
>>341459917
>This is every Witcher sidequest.
>This is every optional contract that literally has it's own section in the quest log because it's not an actual full-fledged quest
FTFY
You may as well bitch that the treasure hunts aren't actual quests.
>>341459917
>A Mimic gives you a contract to go slay monsters
>Doesn't pronounce their names right or describes them well
>Immediately says yes to whatever amount you ask of him, even if it's twice what he offered
>Feel like this is a fishy contract
>Do some exploring around the area
>It's a group of sentient monsters planning to assassinate you
So I suppose no, what you described is not every Witcher side quest.
He's a limerick,
OP, OP, What a prick.
>>341462093
And what OP wrote are contracts. So what's your point?
>>341464043
>Mario is an RPG because you roleplay as mario
The Witcher is not an RPG. RoleChoosingGame is a more accurate title of the genre that Witcher 3 does not belong to.
>>341464321
Alright so all you gotta do is switch the name out and that makes it okay to make them lazy and shitty. Gotcha.
>>341459917
What you described is a monster contract quest which is a sub-category of quests that are not even side-quests.
>>341464145
>smug anime face
...this is not a bannable offense, cause...?
Anyway, comment discarded.
Of course I'll defend it. Eat my ass, OP
>Not combining yrden/axii and careful dodging
>Not positioning yourself for those sweet backstab crits
>Using quen as a crutch while rolling when you don't have to
Wow OP, your mother sucks dwarf cock.
>not liking Witcher 3
this is how I know your taste is shit
Every time trolls appear hilarity ensues. Or maybe it's just funny to me since I had a ball of a time making a retarded character in Arcanum.
>>341462093
>This is every witcher side quest
>no it's not, here are unique examples
>those don't count. fuck off, fanboy
kill yourself
>>341459917
>complaining about the tedium of Witcher Contracts, which aren't even sidequests, and are literally just there as part of Geralt's JOB and a way to make some money or small amounts of XP to be better equipped for actual quests
>>341464578
Basically this. Monster contracts are an actual job for a Witcher and jobs are formulaic by nature. It's a source of income, nothing more. Actual sidequests are mostly god tier.
>>341464043
Tetris is an RPG because you take the role of someone arranging bricks. By your logic.
>>341464610
Lmao. Witcher fans actually believe this. "Careful position" Im dying.
Yah bruh Witcher 3 is pretty much 4D chess
Side quests =/= Witcher jobs
>>341464536
>I'm gonna insist it's lazy and shitty because "reasons"
Ok
witcher contract monster are usually much stronger 2-3 hit load save.
>>341464680
The trolls have been my favorite characters in every game. That troll couple in witcher 2 was comedy gold. The rock trolls in 3 are alright though, but they have their moments.
I will say though, the godlings are my favorite sentient monsters.
>>341465065
troll in witcher 2 are much better.
>>341463479
But that is even worse, it means that entire genre has nothing to contrapose to the game that is not a RPG, that's fucking embarrassing.
>>341464371
So going by your definition, this isn't an RPG
>>341465065
Thaler teaching trolls to swear and that troll who was enlisted in the Redanian army were definite highlights.
Also Geralt escorting Princess had me in tears.
>>341464814
>>341464747
>Its shit on purpose
Is there a medal for Mental Gymnastics? Give these motherfuckers gold.
But its okay I hear you. OP is right and the game is full of shitty quests but its okay becayse they are called "contracts" or w/e
Imma make an RPG and just copy paste the same shit over and over and call em "Jobs. Itll be gucchi cus Im demonstrating the tedium of work and fanboys will eat that shit up
>>341464814
So you label some sidequests as not sidequests and people give Bethesda shit for making radiant quests.
Most other sidequests (treasure hunts) boil down to this
>find POI
>find corpse with key and note
>use Spidey senses to find chest 2 feet away
>receive 4 common ingedients and 2 pieces of equipment 5 levels below you ie vendor trash
>quest solved
>>341462093
they literally don't even place them in the side quest category
>>341465204
How would it compete with RPGs in being RPGs? It simply can't.
>>341465838
How are you guys struggling with the fact that what you call them makes no functional difference to what they are? Witcher fans confirmed for legally retarded.
They are side quests. Just because they have a different place in the UI and a different name doesnt mean they are not side quests.
Its hilarious how CDPR manipulated you dumb motherfuckers. "Free DLC" thats a bunch of outfits and hair styles to butter you up. Give the shitty content a different name and suddenly its totes okay because they arent called side quests in the menu
>>341465838
They're a sub category of side quests as there are so many boring ones CDPR had to separated them or Witcherbabbies would not be able to handle the game.
>>341462093
>rpg
>role playing game
>as in, playing a role
>expects every second to be the height of excitement and storytelling
Pest control is a time honored tradition of RPG heroes. If you seriously think that the game would be better if all the fights were against titanic monsters and gods, you don't understand RPGs.
>>341459917
Geralt even comments how witcher contracts are just that. Its just easy money for an easy repetitive job. Unless they are way over levelled than you.
>>341466739
Anon, you can't help those retards. If the Poles called it anal sex inside of sidequests they would proudly tell their mothers they do anal sex in their free time.
Wow
weeb try hard
>>341463479
I know the post itself is a troll, but I hope to god nobody is stupid enough to believe that.
>>341466870
Mario confirmed for RPG since you play the role of Mario
>>341466870
They're still sidequests, I don't know why you're arguing. Is it a quest? Yes. Is it a main quest? No. It is a side quest.
apparently planescape torment are not rpg.
>>341459917
>He was dead?..truth be told I knew it in me heart.But knowing the bastard that killed him has been brought to justice..maybe [RELATIVE] can rest easy.
Fucking skyrim.
>>341467484
Halo confirmed for RPG since you play the role.of Master chief
>>341467325
>I'm literally too retarded to understand basic thoughts and reasoning
>better call him a troll, I seriously hope other retards will call him a troll too or I will look as retarded as I really am
>>341459917
while it is a lot of sidequests, which is bad, there were other, better sidequests. like the one where you had to find all those damn books for some shitter trying to marry; or the one where you had to brew beer; or the ones to get all the end game equipment... or some other shit idk i haven't played the game in months.
>>341467902
>thinking a game that's pretty much the definition of RPG isn't an RPG
>not retarded
top retard
>>341464814
>>341466870
Even so, you still get some neat monsters every now and then in witcher 3, like the giants, cyclops, griffins, forktails, etc.
A lot of them were shit tier monsters like nekkers, but hey, gotta get that coin somehow. I will say though, that one skellige peasant that thought a forktail was a dragon was hilarious.
>>341467776
There's no stats and character progression in Halo and mainline Mario games
There is in Witcher and Super Mario RPG
>>341464152
its not like you were gone read them anyway so just stfu & kys
>>341468006
Dungeons and Dragons is the definition of an RPG. The Witcher 3 has more in common with fucking Zelda than D&D.
Its an action adventure game with RPG elements.
This board is irredeemable at this point.
>>341468329
D&D is a tabletop game, not a computer game.
Define a cRPG to me. Lets see that retardation at work.
>>341468429
Sorry m8 you could always head over to reddit where they will happily jerk you raw over The Witcher 3
Sorry still having fun.
>all the references and easter eggs
>the simple but pleasant writing
>1.5 year old game and big patches are still coming out which deal with almost everything the community asked for
Besides the fact that they could have stopped after Novigrad and gotten away with Skellige and Kaer Moren as DLC and it would still be a more expansive game than most of the competition. For fucks sake they charge 14,99 for a DLC which by todays market standards should be a stand-alone game.
I understand that you people are mad that DS3 is already ded but please dont start bitching about this example of fine game development.
>a troll trolls by generalizing sidequests
>someone points out he's talking about so-called "contracts"
>the troll turns the argument into word games
>also, the game's genre is very important somehow
>also ad hominem
>everybody is happily taking the bait
I don't know who's tears taste better right now.
>>341468490
Baldurs Gate. Or you know, any game where you CHOOSE the role you play. A game with a defined role is not an RPG by definition, only a game with RPG elements
>>341459917
OK those are half of sidequests. 2/3 of which also have rich backstory.
Now let's take every Bethesda open world RPG quest:
>Kill/Find that/this in this location on the other side of the world.
>Yes/No
>Accept Quest
>After 4 hours of pressing W you arrive to destination
Bonus points to Skyrim: It's exactly the same dungeon but with different name and slight changes to corridor positions.
>Kill anything that moves with 2 Swords since everything else sucks ass.
>head back to collect worthless currency.
>>341459917
What if those types of quests had their own section in the quest journal, set apart from actually interesting sidequests?
Oh wait, they actually do.
>>341468782
in baldurs gate you are bhaalspawn.
>>341468782
>asked for a definition
>names a game
the toppest of retards
"choosing a role" is an inconclusive definition. it doesn't name any actual gameplay nor storytelling mechanics. try again.
>>341468760
Its witcherfags playing word games trying to avoid valid criticism solely on the basis of what they are called.
Their argument is literally "its okay they are shit because they are not called quests"
That other guy had it right, if its that simple Ill make my own game and just put all the crap content under a different tab from the quests one.
>>341468782
>Or you know, any game where you CHOOSE the role you play
You can't win, these braindead fanboys think making mundane dialogue choices is exactly what you're describing and makes or breaks the genre. The idea that you can choose the role you play outside of dialogue choices is completely foreign to them, any game with EXP/progression system, crafting and dialogue is an RPG.
>>341469252
>choosing a role
>not gameplay
"what are RPG classes"
Witcherbabbies dont even know what classes are loooool. Lolling forever
>>341469308
>I don't like optional quest that's there just for money and experience so it's objectively shit
>so whole game is shit by extension
Arguing with other illiterate retards over definitions of a quest/sidequest doesn't make you any less wrong or retarded. You seem to be in good company here though.
>>341460918
>hunter spots a fiend in the woods who murdered a pack of wolves
>track him back into his lair
>stumble upon a gigantic corpse
>end up having to lure out that creature that killed THAT
>nilfgaardian patrol gets murdered by a monster
>they know it's a monster because redania isn't in the area and literally no one else is stupid enough to attack nilfgaard
>go to the town where the patrol disappeared
>full of ghouls and shit
>but actually there are some townspeople hanging around
>they're acting really fucking shady
>find out that their town sits on top of an old elven ruin that the folk have been mining out to sell trinkets for years
>nilfgaardians tried to horn in on the action
>but they dug too deep and too greedily and woke up an ancient vampire which killed fucking everyone and retreated back into the caves to feast on the corpses
Literally my last two witcher contracts. I forgot how cool some of this shit was because I had spent the last twenty hours just doing sidequests in Novigrad. Sure it's not very RPG-ish, but I feel like a fucking badass monster slayer.
>>341468782
No. cRPGs are called RPGs because they borrowed mechanics from pen and paper RPGs, which were the actual role playing games. Don't trick yourself into believing you're actually playing the role of your [CHARACTER NAME] the [CHARACTER CLASS] any more than you do with any other game.
>>341469680
Yesss, we finally see the retardation at work.
>RPG classes
Battlefield is an RPG, because it has classes.
League of Legends is an RPG, it has classes (or even better, "roles").
Rouge Legacy is an RPG, it has classes.
You want me to go on with your idiotic definition?
>>341469540
>EXP/progression system
Every F2P cashcow is an RPG
>crafting
Minecraft is an RPG
>dialogue
Any game with spoken words is an RPG
>b-but it has to has all three!
Honeypop is an RPG
>>341469540
>The idea that you can choose the role you play outside of dialogue choices is completely foreign to them
>choosing if you wanna kill monsters with magic as a wizard or swords as a fighter and a limited impact on dialogue choices makes something an RPG
Such a meaningful choice
A P&P D&D campaign can easily shit all over Infinity Engine games when it comes to choices
>>341469308
>Their argument is literally "its okay they are shit because they are not called quests"
And your argument is literally "I cherry-picked the shittiest quests I could find to trigger witcherfags"
>That other guy had it right
You mean, the guy you're samefagging as?
>>341469810
>just there for money and experience
Ohhh I see, so its okay that they are shit because they are just there for grinding! I have no reaction gif appropriate to express how silly you sound.
Why dont you fanboys just admit that Witcher 3 has a bunch of crap filler just like every other open world game, and stop trying to convince everybody otherwise?
Its okay that a game isnt perfect y'know? I promise you, you will lead a much better life if you dont get defensive and feelings hurt when someone criticises something you dont like. You can just say "Youre right, witcher 3 has some shitty quests, oh well" and get on with your day. Instead of being trolled to death.
RPG
>>341470809
I would never samefag. Seems like you cant handle the fact Witcher 3 is just not very good. Sorry frienderino
>>341468006
>I do not know the defintion of RPG
You are the same kind of retard who would smugly ask for the definition of something and then proceed to shitpost every reply you receive with the definition or an actual game of the genre not because you're fishing for replies but because you have no clue of anything but have an unintelligent defintion which is cemented into your peasized brain.
>>341471514
I love when a retard gets this salty about being proven wrong
>>341471051
The argument from OP is that every Witcher sidequest is like contracts and equally shitty. Except it isn't. But yes, keep baiting and attacking everyone.
>>341468760
It's more like
>OMG he's made a valid critizism of the game where I play as a dude I would suck off if I could
>Witcher defense shilling in full force
>>341468562
But you're from reddit bull.
>>341470204
I never claimed those games were RPGs, nice strawman. How about understanding gameplay design and philosophy properly? If a game seeks to give you multiple, distinct ways to play game its an RPG.
How babby summerfags define RPG: dialogue choices. So many faggot kids these days think RPG means branching dialogue
got proven wrong but act like he win an argument. fucking pathetic.
>>341463479
I guess this game isn't an RPG as well?
>>341470204
That was my point, to these idiots anything with those light RPG elements is a full-blown RPG because modern WRPGs have strayed so far from what an actual RPG is. If the game has cutscenes and lets you choose "yes/no/no-but-I-really-mean-yes/snarky quip, choose again" then it's an RPG to these dipshits.
Fucking Skyrim and Fallout 4 give you more room to role-play than Witcher 3 does and absolutely no one here pretends those are good RPGs. I just don't fucking get it, Witcher 3 is an action/adventure game with RPG elements (and poor ones at that) yet is hailed as the pinnacle of modern WRPGs.
>>341472125
planescape torment too.
>it's not a RPG if it doesn't fit my highly specific and subjective definition of an RPG
OK fags
>>341459917
Huge fan of Witcher series and 3. But OP be right man there is more copy pasted type quests but sometimes they have like journal flavor. It kinda has to do with the fact that people want "more content"
>>341471979
>I never claimed those games were RPGs
>asked to define an RPG
>said "RPG classes"
>was shown games with classes
>backpedals
You've claimed that games with classes are RPGs. Are you saying your own definition is bullshit?
hey guys
why isn't geralt neutral if he's supposed to not feel any emotions and always talks about how neutral he is
and why can't he see in the dark without a retarded potion?
>>341464582
Not a counter argument.
>>341471936
>Valid criticism
I've yet to see you make one. Usually you just spam its shit, post Steam current users, and cry about Skyrim being better. Also blatant samefagging.
I want thread ID's specifically because of how annoying you've become. You need to go back bull. Also I'd bet money you're Canadian, Leafniggers make the worst games and shitposts.
>>341471936
>generalizing
>valid criticism
The Witcher 3 is an okay game
Shit gameplay
Good story
Good characters
Okay soundtrack
Good graphics
>>341471938
Is this some attempt to dox me m8 because thats a screenshot of some faggot witcher fanboy and as you can plainly see I am not that. If not then I have no idea what the fuck youre trying to say
>>341472471
>Shit gameplay
Anyone who uses this meme needs to kill himself
>>341471715
I'm confused, are you having an epiphany about yourself?
>>341472343
He's the biggest contrarian I've seen and will instantly contradict himself if he feels like he's losing.
>>341472191
>Fucking Skyrim and Fallout 4 give you more room to role-play than Witcher 3 does
And Minecraft gives you more room to roleplay that Bethesda games.
So is Minecraft an RPG, or have you just conflated openness of a game with it's RPG-ness?
>>341472548
>Lol I'm clearly not him
>I just post the same memes
>>341459917
funny you get so buttblasted that you want to talk about a game you don't like. top fucking jej autism boy.
Enjoyed all three games, might have enjoyed the first one the most.>the city of OP
must be awful
>>341472409
>I want thread ID's
Admin/mods/site devs are fags for not implementing them for /v/ already. This is the second largest board and shitposting so just rampant. But hey, it's all OK as long as Hero keeps changing the photo on the front page to some nonsense every other day.
>>341472191
>Fucking Skyrim and Fallout 4 give you more room to role-play than Witcher 3
No they don't. Hence why the biggest criticism is Bethesda games are wide as an ocean deep as a puddle.
>>341472569
>less fluid transition between combat and movement mode than in fucking N64 Zeldas
>lock-on system without a hard lock, changes targets depending on the middle of the screen
>really bad hitboxes
>unresponsive and clunky controls, even on the alternative scheme
>hits don't feel like they have any weight (unless you're playing on a controler with vibrations) yet stagger every human enemy to death
>enemy AI is too exploitable
>signs are OP
Off yourself familia.
>>341472764
It doesn't fit his highly specific and ever changing list of bullshit reasons so it's not an RPG
>>341472191
>Skyrim and FO4
Why do always default to those games? It's how we all know you're the same faggot as >>341471938.
You're incapable of comparing Witcher to any actual RPGs probably because they're too hard for your tiny brain to comprehend.
>>341472807
He's posting about the book and crying about threads on the witcher reddit. Thats got nothing to do with me mocking the garbage quests. This is how much of a sensitive witcherbabby you are: Anybody who criticises the Witcher is posting the same "memes", not only that, but they are probably the same guy too.
will proceed to dump screens without replies now. enjoy faggots. stay triggered and keep shitposting
>>341462407
I like how you capitalized Dick like it's supposed to be big but I bet it's small lmao, I'll still suck it though.
>>341472764
minecraft let you generate story generate hundred of role play with your friend.
look like minecraft is holy grail of RPG.
>>341472569
You can tell everyone advocating it is a Soulsfag
>>341473317
>>341473078
>lock-on system without a hard lock
I mean I didn't expect shitposters to actually play the games they hate on but c'mon.
>>341462093
Can you name a single game that has hundreds of quests where each one is completely unique and in no way resembles another?
I'll wait, faggot.
>>341473394
more like weeb.
>>341473460
>>341472191
>Fucking Skyrim and Fallout 4 give you more room to role-play than Witcher 3
What is there to roleplay in Skyrim? Haven't played Fallout 4 so I can't know. But as far as I remember Skyrim's quests don't offer you a lot of choices, they're literally "go to this draugr dungeon and fetch this item for me" even the main quest. You can't roleplay as a knight because people treat you the same way as they would treat a thief or a mage. You can enter the College of Winterhold and become the headmaster after a couple quests even if you're playing as a thief.
>>341473541
Runescape
>>341473357
guys, you just don't get it
the more stories you can create, the more of an RPG something is
UNITY CONFIRMED AS THE MOST RPG THING THERE IS
>>341473317
same screens as yesterday
dump those screens with 720p skybox please
aw hell
contracts isnt even the best way to get lots of money OR exp
raiding the random bandit camp and selling off all their weapons will get your more money
or doing more interesting side quest
>>341472213
You retard could roleplay as almost anything, a knight in shining armor as well as a lying tyrant selling his companions to a grimoire.
You know the full force of desiscions in Witcher 3?
>Yes
>No (Goodbye)
>More money
Granted, that is for the contracts.
With the generic sidequests you have
>Help random guy (guy 2 dies)
>Help random other guy (find out guy 1 is monster, kill him)
Then there are very few story relevant sidequests which determine who will help you at some point
At the end of the quests you have one of two options
>be dick (random event)
>don't be a dick (random event)
>>341473627
Even that has some shitty ones though.
>complaining about interactive movies
Its 2016.
Literally, why does anyone post in these threads? This isn't even discussion, it's just looking to hate on something. Did kids get out of school or something?
>>341473330
More likely explanation is that he's on mobile and autocorrect interprets Dick as a name and not as a profanity so it capitalizes it
>>341473541
Nope I cant because it doesnt exist. Guess who claims it does exist? Witcherfags.
Damn this is pretty accurate. Never noticed it until now. Still is a pretty good game though.
>>341473541
Skyrim
>>341473703
So you are saying you were shitposting yesterday, too?Lol you need a job that you get paid for anon. last and only reply btw. enjoy your summer kiddo
>>341472367
A little late for the party, gramps.
Any comment with reaction faces are irrelevant, this is not an argument but a fact.
>>341473513
By hard lock I mean that Geralt sometimes changes the opponent depending on where the camera is.
Lock-on system basically has two factors - camera, and the direction Geralt is facing. Most of the light attacks move him around so fucking much that lock-on system doesn't work, especially if the lock is so hard that it's impossible to unlock without pressing a coresponding button, faggot.
>>341473783
Only the most recent ones. The original low-level quests were simple at worst.
>>341459917
>stop liking things I don't like
>>341473804
>>341473607
Weeb games, especially action RPG games, usually feel even floatier. Many of them even have running/walking feel floaty.
>>341473312
"""""He""""""has ONE post about the book. The rest is you whining about Witcherfags, oh and comparing W3 to FO4 and Skyrim. You realize we found your account because you're too stupid to come up with new material right? Literally taking your shitposts on reddit and posting them here. Are you blind as well as stupid?
>>341460614
thats life you stupid little shit
>>341472471
>Shit gameplay
Witcher 3 doesn't have perfect gameplay but I would call it far from shit. People who say Witcher 3 has shit gameplay either haven't played a lot of games or are just hyperbolizing.
It's not every Witcher side-quest but you're more or less right about a good portion, if not a majority of the actual witcher contracts.
The thing is, I don't think I'd know how, supposing I was a creative lead on the game, to make them any better. The very principle of the witcher contract is that it is Geralt's bread and butter, his daily grind.
The points of interest are horrible too. They shouldn't be marked in the quest log, they should just be, by default, unmarked both on the map and not log themselves in your quest log. Just treat them as random ruined buildings you can find (or not find) interesting shit in.
Hidden treasure is by far the worst.
>>341473513
>can only refute one point
Do you think you've refuted the whole post?
>>341474136
>>341460441
Bloody Baron was a good fucking character.
I liked his quest, real tear jerker.
>>341473991
>Lol you need a job that you get paid for anon
Following your logic, if I shitposted in the same time when you dumped screenshots - I don't get paid for shitposting, but you do get paid for dumping screenshots?
Literally confirmed shill. CDPR fucking shill, congratulations. How's your salary, you sad polish cuck?
>>341474001
You still haven't answered his question.
>>341473764
Name the quests then since you're obviously such an expert.
I mean you're blatantly wrong for one. Tower of Mice doesn't involve any of what you're saying and that's an early game quest.
>>341474304
>>341473541
You can't either, go suck some more polish wolf cocks.
>>341463757
Same. The game took me a while to beat. I kept losing interest
>>341459917
As someone who played the game, I cant argue this.
I would also add that they hide it really well by making you take detour during the sidequests, but in the end its always "talk to npc, talk to another npc, go to place, search place, get to cave, kill monster, go back to npc, make choice, complete quest"
>>341474212
Anon, here's why I think the gameplay is shit - >>341473078
and here's where I focus on what's wrong with the lock-on system - >>341474003
>>341474406
Wow. That's the most retarded leap of "logic" I've ever seen. You have legit autism.
>That quest where you go to the little village to find the gnome's brother or whatever who has been murdered
>They claim wolves got him
>Do a bit of searching around
I liked that one.
More like that please.
I love how easy it is to identify this particular shitposter cause they mention rolling a lot, which never actually happens in game.
This also tells us it's someone butthurt they can't play the game cause toaster. What a miserable little man they must be.
>>341474432
You have obviously never played the game.
>>341460614
The worst part of red dead redemption.
>>341474606
Wow... really makes you think.
>>341474406
What the fuck am I even reading? How do you even survive daily life with that amount of mental retardation?
>>341473907
Everyone loses their belongings in a crypt: The Game
>>341464536
Its an objectively different thing. Thats like calling optional collectibles a side quest. I mean if thats how you wanna look at it cool but don't expect anyone to agree with you
>>341464746
This guy gets it.
>>341474629
Are you one of those chumps who think gameplay is exclusively combat?
As I said before you're clearly hyperbolizing or haven't played a lot of games if you think that's shit, you must be really picky.
>>341474629
And you didn't even get the lock on mechanics right. You describe the soft lock, hard lock never ever breaks.
Try playing the game sometime.
>>341474606
You can you can present literally any game that way so it sounds boring as fuck.
>>341474406
Not a single word in your post makes a lick of sense.
>>341474752
>still hasn't answered the question
>>341459917
>I'm looking for an ashen haired woman with a scar on her face.
Just when I thought our dedicated Witcher shitposter went away. Guess he'll always have a scary obsession over this game for whatever reason and can only make retarded comparisons to Skyrim or make stupid deconstructions and simplifications to sound smart. You can also easily tell from his angry usage of "witchercuck" and "CDPR drone" and accusing people of being shills whenever he's losing because those are the only shitty insults he can use.
>>341474606
What else is supposed to happen if not some sequence of actions such as walking fighting and talking
>>341474656
>You're shitposting
>I'm dumping screenshots of The Witcher 3
>You should get a job that you get paid for, anon
Hey, CDPR shill. I'll ask again, how's your polish salary? $500?
>>341473078
So the nintendrone rears his ugly, flabby, manchild face.
Let's clear the air. Yes, contracts quests are kinda repetetive. But as repetitive as they are, still they are more unique than radiant shit from Bethesda or "collect 5 skulls" from Bioware. And let's not forget these quests are actually just a small part of all side missions in the game.
And about repetition. Geralt is a witcher. Tracking down shit and killing it is something he does for living. And fuck me if CDPR didn't try to make contract quests as unique as possible.
>>341474683
Wait, really? Fuck. I took them at their word in my last playthrough.
>>341459917
>"He was dead?..truth be told I knew it in me heart.But knowing the bastard that killed him has been brought to justice..maybe [RELATIVE] can rest easy. Thank ye witcher, I wont ferget what youve done. Heres your payment as promised."
There's at least one of those monsterhunter quests where the guy is pissed at you that his brother was dead, blames you for it and refuses to pay you.
And at least one other where the [RELATIVE] actually WAS the [MONSTERTYPE]
>>341475278
I'm not the one dumping screenshots retard. Go take your meds.
>>341475015
What's there in The Witcher 3, aside from combat? Alchemy? Clunky movement? Some puzzles are fun, but there aren't many.
And most of the time you talk or fight shit.
>>341475065
It's just a term and calling it a soft lock doesn't make it any better.
>>341475278
>replies with an explanation
>still makes the same retarded leap of logic
>>341475221
>This level of paranoia
Yup, it's always one, single person saying they didn't like the game.
>>341475278
And now we get to the good part where bull's connection with reality breaks and he spams shill to account for how badly he got BTFO. My favorite part of bull threads.
>>341475461
>it wasn't me i swear!
>>341475301
So the witchercuck insults a person who compared his beloved game to an eighteen years old game that aged as milk, because he can't hold his rage anymore.
>>341475571
>>341475694
Strange.
>>341465617
>Imma make an RPG and just copy paste the same shit over and over and call em "Jobs. Itll be gucchi cus Im demonstrating the tedium of work and fanboys will eat that shit up
Dragon's dogma did it and it was great. They were even literal "go kill x monsters" too. still not a problem because they were just optional things you did if you were in the area.
so I don't see what you're complaining about.
>>341463479
it's true, playing it for the first time right now and the "roleplaying" is really weak, it's as bad as fo4s "roleplaying" and anyone who doesn't see it must be retarded. I expected something as good as FONV but was sorely disappointeed
weak dialogue options that don't change anything, poorly written dialogue choices that don't reflect what you actually end up saying, little to no actual choices that actually change the game, no multiple paths, very linear, options usually boil down to "kill x or spare x", heavy handed ham fisted morality that isn't all too thought out (like the lynch mob quest in velen).
I mean I like the gameplay and atmosphere and am enjoyibg it overall but goddamn stop deluding yourself into thinking it's a good rpg, it's a good action game but hardly an rpg unless you consider fo4 and me3 to be good rpgs.
>>341475525
post a game you like maybe someone will bother enough with this weak shit to come up with a simplistic negative description of it
>>341475525
Gwent nigger.
Holy shit you really come across as someone who's never played Witcher, but just parrots shit other posters have said.
>>341475525
It matters because the problems you mention would never exist if you actually used both type of locks.
>>341475525
Interacting with other characters maybe? Gwent?
And what's so clunky about the movement? The animations are pretty good and there's smooth transition. Aside from the horse I wouldn't call the movement clunky.
>>341475687
Annarietta is superior.
>>341469846
Yah those 2 were really good, the Chort one was bananas.
>>341475690
>calling shilling "bullying"
You CDPR shills need a dictionary. Oh, you can't afford it?
I pity you for living in such a shithole.
>>341475821
What? I actually agree with OP, in part (about most of the contracts, not the side-quests).
I just won't have anyone comparing decent games to garbage like Zelda. Nintendo is fucking finished, lol.
>>341475885
lel
>I want EVERYTHING to immediately change according to my actions!
You are playing a hundred hour game, nerd.
>>341475694
>Everyone who thinks I'm retarded is a CDPR shill
I guess that means your dad works for CDPR then.
What are people's point of comparison when they call the witcher contracts shit?
because most other games would just have you walk straight to the monster's lair in my experience and not bother with the cool mystery of figuring out what you're actually going to fight
>>341459917
your witcher hate comes a bit late senpai, it already won every games award known to man and everyone fucking loves it
maybe you should just mail all your complaints to last year, I doubt anyone would give a shit back then either though
>>341475525
>argue game doesn't have a hard lock
>but it does
>It's just a term and calling it a soft lock doesn't make it any better.
How about you start making some sense, retard
>>341476078
And you need glasses because you apparently can't read.
>>341476078
Nowhere in my post did I call shilling bullying. Congrats on demonstrating your stupidity for the chan again.
How's that autism treating you?
>>341474434
The Tower of Mice
>bring the bones to Graham, he dies
>bring Graham to the Pesta, both die
It was pretty obvious, really.
Then your despute with Keira
>thinks Mad Rad will accept her for providing some medicine
>either argue with her that the idea is retarded and kill her or convice her to go to Kaer Morhen
>or just say okay and see her on the stake later
It's a classic example of a superficial choice which has nearly the same outcome.
Same goes for the Bloody Baron, effect and cause where miles away with both decisions but the outcome is nearly the same
>Baron goes somewhere and never comes back to find a cure
>or he simply kills himself
Again, the outcome for the world and player is the same in both situations.
>>341476221
It's shit because they said so. That's their entire "argument"
>>341476078
Did you fuck up and reply to the wrong post? Or are you legitimately retarded?
>>341476141
FONV does this masterfully and has multiple options to complete most quests like talking your way through things, or sneaking, or using one of your skills or even flipping the tables and siding with someone else, you actually make choices in FONV and FONV had far more side quests and exploration content then tw3.
>>341475926
oh yeah I totally forgot Gwent, this fucking minigame. You're the one who hasn't played the game if you think that most of the content is based around Gwent.
>>341476281
No it doesn't. Hard lock doesn't exist in the witcher 3. I'm too lazy to record a webm in the game right now. I'd provide you with a YouTube video but you'd say that I never played it. There's no winning with you, guys.
>the defining achievement of the genre, the best game ever made
>base game and both expansions both 90+ average on metacritic, only series to achieve this
>bad
wew
>>341476298
>>341476329
>>341476479
>bull
I just thought that your grammar is so shit that you don't know how to use verbs. Then what's the deal with "bull"?
>>341476072
You don't get to fuck her so
>>341476557
>There's no winning with you, guys.
How about actually playing it
>tfw you never got to fuck phillipa
>live in Poland
>see people try to bash the national pride and treasure
>>341476738
That's what I'm talking about. That's why witcher fans are the new soulsfags.
Instead of using arguments you're just gonna spout shit like "you haven't played it!". Some of shitposters already use "git gud".
I'm just fucking saying, compare the roleplaying in this game to a real rpg like FONV and our see its a pass poor rpg. it's funny how this is the same crowd who will shit on skyrim, fo4 and dragon age 3 for having shallow roleplaying yet they let tw3 get away with it.
Im as witcherfag as it gets but its being blind to not acknowledge that the game had a lot of filler.
It was still the best game of the last years by a mile even with its flaws , and no amount of shitposting will change that.
>>341476339
>Again, the outcome for the world and player is the same in both situations.
Not at all. Are you stupid? The outcome for the world is that either a pesta is on the loose and it ends up causing a plague that kills millions. If Keira survived she ends curing a bunch of diseases and Lambert gets a gf. If Baron lives he and his wife have hope for recovery. Otherwise it all ends in sadness.
Game wise you don't see much but there is a choice earlier that actually does get reflected in game. Kill the thugs in the Crossroad Inn and you are refused entry to the Baron and have to find another way. Don't kill them and they let you go in.
This choice is in the first five hours how the fuck did you miss it if you played the game shithead?
The contract quest are a lot more varied in the Blood and Wine expansion.
KURWA NIE OBRAŻAJCIE WIEDŹMINA PLS
>>341476557
Gwent is part of the game and a part of the gameplay. Shitposting about it on a Mongolian tapestry forum isn't going to change anything about that.
>>341476339
>>either argue with her that the idea is retarded and kill her or convice her to go to Kaer Morhen
>>or just say okay and see her on the stake later
>It's a classic example of a superficial choice which has nearly the same outcome.
>same outcome
if she helps you at kaer morhen she will end up together with one of the witchers, giving that guy a different ending, also obviously, she fucking helps during the fight.
How is that the same "nearly the same outcome"
Like what kind of different outcomes do you even want?
>>341476991
Maybe because you don't actually know what you're talking about, and unlike every other fucking game these past 2 gens, watching videos of the game doesn't do it justice?
>>341476339
outcome are the same because you said so.
>>341462093
>game has side quests
>always boils down to the same kind of detective episode stuff
>hundreds of these
>they still manage to make each one different in some way
>normally throw in a few twists
I don't understand what the gripe is. You don't even have to do the contracts. And if you DO do them, they're normally entertaining. of course not every side quest is going to be its own masterpiece, but you gotta give CDPR credit for giving you fun way to kill big baddies instead of just running around and finding them
>>341477137
Of course it is, but it doesn't influence the game as much as combat or movement. Talking to characters isn't a very rich part of the gameplay, it's literally beginning a conversation and moral choices.
>>341477220
>you don't actually know what you're talking about
Maybe you actually lie about the game to use an argument "you haven't played it"? There's no hard lock in The Witcher 3.
even if Jesus himself came down to save mankind, you faggots would find things to complain about
>>341477220
not that guy but the lock on in this game IS retarded, multiple times on death March I've been locked on to an enemy, nearly kill him, and than have the game auto change my target to an enemy with full hp right before I can land a killing blow. it's a shallow way to inflate the games difficulty and it does it every single time.
>>341476678
>Damage Control: The Post
>I swear I'm not retarded I was just correcting your grammar!
What? You fucking post making fun of how shilling is "bullying" now you're complaining about grammar on fucking /v/?
You are one pathetic stupid son of a bitch. Hope my lack of punctuation sends you running back to your safe space you subhuman mongoloid.
>>341477393
>You're wrong
>YOU LIE!
What was that about paranoia?
>>341459917
>this is every Witcher sidequest
no it isn't
that's either the filler tier quests which are usually accompanied with something to read, to give the quest a little more story than readily apparent, or contracts which satisfy because a player who actually likes the game will have goals to collect ingredients for decoctions, with some monsters being quite rare to find "randomly" you would go after contracts in order to find the monsters. I was always happy to find contracts because it meant I might get to craft a new decoction.
>>341477523
oh sorry man I didn't mean that The Witcher 3 isn't a flawless masterpiece and slavs' greatest contribution to mankind
>>341477393
>There's no hard lock in The Witcher 3
What are you referring to? The 'lock' function that you can bind to a button not good enough for you?
>>341477601
>what was about paranoia
>That's what's wrong with the game
>YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IT!
>>341476339
That's all wrong.
Maybe read the journal sometime, and play the game more than once to notice the changes. I mean, Velen changes pretty drastically depending on the outcome of Bloody Baron, how didn't you notice this?
>>341460918
That happens once in skellige and the guy your with dies, which leads you to a side quest with the king.
>>341477729
i would say it's a flawed masterpiece
still slavs' greatest contribution to mankind, even though that might not say much
>>341475140
I would gain nothing from that.
I would post valid things like a predefined character (Fallout 4) with next to zero character customization (muh Ciri), shallow stat mechanics (1 point into making 5% more damage, you have 12 slots for passive skills), nearly no dialogue choices, no meaningful progression outside of rigid builds due to only 12 defining slots, streamlined story etc
