Is she the true EVIL in Overwatch?
>brings back people to live to fight for her amusement
>brings them back twisted (Reaper)
>so shes literally responsible for the fall of Overwatch
Source:
" Mercy: This is not what I intended for you, Reyes.
Reaper: You knew exactly what were you doing.
Mercy: What happened to you?!
Reaper: You tell me, Doc.
When he kills Mercy:
Don't forget, you're the one responsible for this.
Witnessing enemy Mercy's Resurrect:
You can't be serious."
>>339801856
>literally god
>>339801856
When I play a game too much, especially in the evening, I dream about it. Most of the time it's just bland stuff like actual matches.
Last night in my dream, Mercy on the enemy team was wearing a bikini and after failing to shoot her several times, I walked over to her with my hands raised.
She beckoned me to follow her back to the starting area (with like a hundred basketballs, still don't know what that implied), pointed at the floor where I laid down.
She then sat down on a chair and held her feet in front of my face, which I eagerly licked.
I'm not into feet at all. What is this madness.
>>339801856
Reaper blames Morrison for taking his promotion, you think he's justfied in blaming Ziegler for his deformity? I doubt she did it maliciously.
More info is needed about Mercy's procedures.
Genji seemed to turn out fine even though he's chromed out now. What did she try with Reaper to keep him around? Was it some experimental Weapon X bullshit?
>>339802396
I've had dreamsof impregnating Pharah
>>339801856
I'd prefer if she is. It would make one of these bland excuses for characters actually interesting
>>339801856
It's more like she tried to help him after the explosion that "killed" him and Morrison, because that's what medics do.
But her resurrection shit wasn't completed yet and it had the nasty side effect of turning him into a zombie goast.
>>339802396
You think that's weird?
I had a dream where I was Winston and I wanted to get it on with my neighbor, and when it looked like things were going well I wrote a letter to my ex stating that things with this new girl were going well.
I don't play Winston, my ex was Dora the Explorer, I don't even HAVE neighbors.
What the fuck does my dream even mean?
>>339802863
>le ebin "it was me all along" face-heel turn
>not bland
A well intentioned scientist whose experiments don't always work out is much more interesting.
>>339803001
It means you really should play Winston sometime, he's fun as fuck.
And he'll get you laid.
>>339803109
Gorilla's have microdicks though
>>339802750
not even best brown!
imagine geting dominated by this goddess.
>>339803271
I'm not into streetshittersfortunately
Why would Mercy ask what happened to Reaper?
>>339803132
Well here's there to get YOU laid, he's your wingman.
If he'd have a big dick he'd just take your neighbour (and Dora) for himself.
>>339803339
>not wanting Symmetra to shit on your face
>>339803415Because he used to be the rising star of Overwatch.
>>339803339
Symmetra is autistic, she'd be too afraid of going out in public to shit on the street.
>>339803740
>Symmetra is autistic
That's some grade C headcannon anon.
>>339803794
Nah it's canon.
>>339803794
Read the comic, nerd.
>>339803903
Ok I'll show you where she repeatedly goes out in public and speaks with people in a coherent manner.
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/issues/overwatch/4/en-us/pdf/comic-overwatch-symmetra.pdf
Now you show me proof of your theory.
>>339804136
In that comic she also shows a lack of social awareness, an obsession with organization and making things look right, a strong dislike of crowds (she's acting a bit panicky), and she's reacting to an overdose of stimuli (too many colours, too much chaos, TOO MUCH). She also shows a lack of empathy.
All this combined with "where are you on the spectrum" which is also a reference to (hard)light, hints at an autism spectrum disorder.:^)
>>339803794
>>339803903
I just read the wiki page on her.
> has demonstrated elements of OCD and possible autism
This does not show in game, I have plated her for more than 10 hours and this is not even alluded to.
>>339804136
>spectrum
Page 6
would you an old lady?
>>339804496
Anyone who wouldn't do Mercy is a total irredeemable fag desu
>>339803271
>"the cake is not a lie"
What did she mean by this?
>>339804496
I would, butMercy is not for sexual
>>339804496
Is that even a question
>>339804425
Well, all said and done in the end she's not so autistic that she can't go out in the designated street to take a shit.
Best Offense Waifu: Pharah
Best Defense Waifu: Mei
Best Support Waifu: Mercy
Best Tank Waifu:Reinhardt
>>339801856
>brings them back twisted (Reaper)
Did you forget that she did the same for Genji, but didn't fuck up?
>>339804496
Her accent is pretty hot, but the thought of shutting her up with my dick stuffed down her throat is hotter.
>>339804496
Only if she used her ult to res my junk after I nut inside her.
That's what support is all about.
>>339801856
who Mercy remind me of with all her experiments
<<<<
>>339804818
Well, they are both angels.
>Angel of Death skin for Mercy when?
>>339801856
The true evil in Overwatch is how they made the most fun hero to play the magnum opus depiction of tumblr.
Why not just give Zaryas toolkit to a cyka blyat track suit wearing slav drunkard with squat emotes?
>>339805081
This.
>>339804352
every fan art of symmetra has to make her less indian for her to be even remotely attractive
>>339801856
Mercy knows only love and kindness. Away with your dumb ideas.
>>339801856
She's also managed to halt her own aging somehow.
Mei: Doctor Ziegler, I don't think you've aged a day since I last saw you.
Mercy: And neither have you, Mei.
Mei was in cryostasis, but what is Mercy's secret?
>>339805081
LITERALLY THE ONLY THING TUMBLR ABOUT HER IS YOUR INTERPRETATION OF HER FUCKING HAIR
THIS MEME IS SO FUCKING DUMB
>>339802976
Anon... is there any way you could give me a source on any of those pictures in your gif?...
>>339805232
>what is Mercy's secret?
She's 37, not an old hag. She probably gets lots of sleep, exercise and stays away from tobacco and booze. Plenty of women look gorgeous at that age.
>>339803271
poo
>>339805414
looking gorgeous is not the same as looking 25
>>339805310
rule34 dot paheal dot net newfag
>>339805437
She's also a cartoon character, anon.
>>339805081
>Xenophobic as fuck
>tumblr
>>339805551
everyone else aged, just not her.
>>339805437
Looking 25 is not the same as looking16you plebeian.
>>339805437
People who regularly exercise and take care of themselves can look young for a long time, especially asians.
-t. asian manlet
>>339805081
>they made the most fun hero to play the magnum opus depiction of tumblr.
Lucio doesn't seem very tumblr to me
>>339803271DESIGNATED
>>339803271
Too bad she is victim of a meme
>>339805147
Well this is her original concept. Her model isn't that good unfortunately.
Yes
>>339803271
>Wanting to fuck an Indian
That's barely better than bestiality.
>>339805848
She honestly looks better the close to African her skin tone approaches.
India, when will you learn?
>it's a "you heal the fuck out of your mates but they won't lift a finger to protect you episode"
>>339805568
Xenophobic and tumblr looks, she was modeled for no one kek.
>>339803415
>>339803613
That's one theory.
But I'd like to take a moment to mention how reaper is one of the only other, seemingly, magical characters in the game. A lot of the stuff could be explained as crazy high tech fantasy shit, but reaper phases though things like a ghost and can teleport.
Whatever the reason, I hope it doesn't devolve into him just being a wraith with little explanation.
Do you think they'll add a Helmet off/on option?
>>339806786
No, dumbass. Read the lore.
Mercy hadn't perfected her resurrection shit, but used it on Reyes anyways.
As a result his cells degrade and reform at a hyper-accelerated rate. His turning into a ghost is his body temporarily breaking down to a gas form. The weirdest thing is him gaining parasitic sustenance from the recently dead.
So do you guys think D.Va cares about the fact her entire esports team was killed off by kaiju?
>>339801856
Who cares? Why this game is so popular us the greatest mystery of our time.
>>339807183
I believe its 3 things
1) waifufags
2) shills
3) people who fell for the shill lies
I genuinely don't understand what people see in Overwatch
>>339807489
4) People who want to have fun with friends
>playan last night
>some guy joins in
>he picks Reinhardt
>ALL GO NOW
>I DEFEND
>YOU SAFE WITH ME
>proceed to absolutely destroy the match, enemy team doesnt even get out of spawn and ragequitters replace ragequitters
>reinhardt ends in 40something eliminations mvp
>>339807489
>liking a game automatically makes you a shill
wew lad
>Mercy in the high chap stein
What did she mean by this?
Serious case of Messiah complex
That's evil in my book
>>339803271
but muh /int/ maymay
>>339805081
I will never get over that there are people so fucking retarded they think pink hair=sjw
Fuckin sheltered people
I will never get over the fact that there are people so fucking retarded that they don't think a butch haircut with a fake hair color isn't automatically tumblr pandering
Fucking morons
>>339808353
>i got triggered like a SJW
>>339808407
>I have my head too far up my own ass to admit that tumblr unanimously latched on to Zarya and went "THIS IS ME IM IN A GAME"
>>339802881
>MFW if Reaper ever took off his fucking mask we'd get greeted with a Undead from World of Warcraft.
Its almost TOO obvious what fucking happened to him. The nigga is actually undead and deformed.
>>339803271
Help Desk Symmetra when?
>Comes with New generic Indian VA
>>339808453
>I get triggered by stupid people on the INTERNET of all places
Grow the fuck up and learn to ignore people
>>339805081
I hate social justice shit as much as the next person, but the only thing tumblr about her is her hair. Russians absolutely hate social justice shit too.
>Symmetra is literally the only female amputee in the game
>Autistic
>Most useless Support if she's the only one, even Zenyatta is more help to his team when an enemy doesn't sneeze on him
>Terrible voice
I fucking hate people who pick waifus just to be contrarian
>>339808792
>i have no idea how to play symmetra
>she is an amputee
Go die.
>>339808792
Indian Tech Support.
>>339809103
insignificant shields are not better than orbs of harmony you useless piece of shit
>>339809103
Well if you look at her emotes and highlight you'll notice that her left hand's fingers have mechanic joints.
Could be a modeling fuck-up like with Pharah (devs say that it's a suit, not mechanic limbs) or maybe she's justaugmented.
>>339803271
>she never crush your balls with her human hand
>>339805848
>>339805751
>mfw all fanart meant for sym-fags fix her hideous nose
>mfw these people can continue to delude themselves that Symettra is attractive
>>339805081
Her personality is the complete opposite of Tumblr tards though
She's xenophobic and patriotic as fuck, the only flaw in her design is the hair colour
>>339809923
>fanart makes characters more goodlooking
Wooow really?
>>339810647
Right. But Symmetra fan art changes her racial characteristics and her masculine jaw line. Might as well make her white at that point
>>339806786
Blizz stated there's nothing magical or paranormal in the game
But basically instead of "It's magic I ain't gotta explain shit" it became "it's technology I ain't gotta explain shit"
Is it just me or will being a good Mercy never get you play of the game
>keep everyone topped off
>no one on team gets caught out
>avoid clumping during enemy push, so the rez will only get one or two people if anyone dies
>>339811857
I've seen Mercys get POTG by reviving at least three people. For the most part though, supports don't get POTG because it's easier for Blizzard to determine it with kills instead of more abstract contributions.
>>339811619
>Blizz stated there's nothing magical or paranormal in the game
So the Shimada spirit dragons are nanomachines, too?
>>339811857
If you never whip out the pistol, you're a bad Mercy player.
>>339802396
I keep having dreams where i'm just wandering around but i'm super on edge trying to keep a look out for widowmakers ontop of buildings and stuff.
>>339811857
A 3 man rez and one or two pistol kills in quick succession will usually do it.
You're right that if your team is steamrolling you won't ever get that chance though.
>>339811857
>>339811939
It's like 20 different things that make a PoG, not just kills.
It's stats but certain things give more (like near the point/saving people/winning the game with your ult).
See here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef1tKJaK-yU
>>339811857
You'll get Play of the Game if literally nothing else interesting happens.
I only made a webm of this because of how boring it is (and because it does is highlights me ressing 2 people and letting some McCree die)
>>339802501
He's literally a fucking manchild.
>>339804496
>Old
She's 34.
>>339814353
37
Quit making shit up Angela, you're old as shit
>tfw Mercy being 30+ makes her even hotter
help
>>339811939
>get quad kill by actually using le school shooter man well
>mercy gets potg instead because she revived 2 people, that got killed right after high noon, and then killed the mccree after high noon
god damnit
>>339801856
>>so shes literally responsible for the fall of Overwatch
How is she responsible for the fall of overwatch?
>>339814402
Oh, they finally figured out an age, they kept going back and forth.
Besides, 37 is still pretty young all things considered. Wait until mid 40s-50s.
>>339807804
That's probably the first time in history for that to ever happen in a random pub match. I've had nothing but dipshits play Rein who just shift charge into five people and get turned to Swiss cheese while the rest of us have to scramble now that we have no tank.
>>339813626
"Hard light" buddy
>>339814535
She testified against them in the UN court, saying that the infighting was unavoidable from the start.
Her testimony was a key factor in the UN's decision to shut down the Overwatch programme.
Update/new content when ?
Surely there'll be one by the end of summer.
I want to impregnate Dr. Ziggler
>Devil Skin
>No pulse emote
>Mei: Doctor Ziegler, I don't think you've aged a day since I last saw you.
Is Mercy even alive?
>>339814792
Buffs/nerfs in 2½ weeks.
>>339814772
What a bitch, a true evil.
>>339814578
every time I hear "hard light" i have to think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ9xJSBR1Qg
>>339802881
He's more Deadpool than undead. His cells and constantly dying and regenerating at a ridiculous rate.
>>339814846
FOR A PRICE! What do you think this might be?SOULSOr she is actuallyGod/Devil.
>>339811619
Does reaper confirm that souls exist than because the red globes he consumes is literally called souls?
>>339814570
What I love about those fuckers is they're always the ones to complain Y NO PUSH or Y U NO HEAL ME FUK U
>>339814772
>>339814924
>Gives her honest opinion under oath about two guys having a dick measuring contest that was tearing the group apart
Yeah, truly evil.
>>339814972
Is that why he can turn into a spooky ghost with glowing red eyes? Because his dying cells becomes super transparent or something ?
>>339814983
>>339805081
Yeah this.
If I was russian I would be pretty Pisses at blizzard for shitting at my while Culture just because it doesn't fit their sjw/lefty world view. If russian were Brown and muslime lefties would call blizzard racist
Who are more obnoxious, mercyfags or meifags
>>339815091
Probably because most people have severe problems when it comes to pushing. I put my shield up and start walking forward, and what do people do half of the time? Stay behind and hide behind a corner, because apparently staying behind the barrier is too dangerous. And that is if you even manage to get people to the same place as you. Most of the time they'd rather just go in solo and try to kill 3 people by themselves.
>>339815302
Mercy can't make you completely incapable of playing the game just for staring at you for half a second
>>339815302
meifags by a fucking mile
atleast mercyfags dont panic ult on like two people and dont spam "LE THICC" and arent a fucking detriment on your own team
>>339815109
I'm so sad they already played the Reaper and S76 cards. I dream of a short about that battle.
>>339815302
D.Vafags
>>339815202
Jesus christ just kill yourself
>>339815302
>HEROES NEVER DIE!
Mercy, only character that actually punishes you for being good.
>>339815440
Why ? She's balanced at most
>>339815202
I'm Russian.
Her hair color doesn't trigger me the slightest.
Her cliche lines and terrible attempt at Russian accent do. It physically hurts.
>>339815686
>Can't tank
>Can't take damage
>No range
>No damage
I actually think she needs a buff.
>>339814846
>I don't think you've aged a day since I last saw you.
And neither has Mei.
>>339815748
Yeah me too. I really like playing her (boosting and defense matrix are super fun mechanics) but I feel like I have little impact. I managed to actually lead some games with constant flanking and never dying, but it's really rare that I have such occasions.
>>339809356
Not to mention discord orbs.
>>339815740
but that's with every character. 90% of Voicactors sadly just don't give a fuck about dialects and go for the movie stereotype.
>>339815974
Aren't the jap characters voiced by actual nips?
>>339815974
I'm french and Widow is on point imo
>>339803271
>I'd love to run into her at designated shitting street
>>339806921
>As a result his cells degrade and reform at a hyper-accelerated rate. His turning into a ghost is his body temporarily breaking down to a gas form. The weirdest thing is him gaining parasitic sustenance from the recently dead.
VOCAL.
CORD.
PARASITES.
This board is so autistic it's astounding
>>339816209
Where do you think you are
>>339801856
C'mon now. Reaper is literally a dindu.
>kills people
>dindu nuffin--it's Mercy's fault
>Mercy is white
>"Can't a brutha kill niggas without being whacked? It's the white (wo)man's fault I'm jus doin muh thang!"
>>339814578
That's... Kinda silly actually.
They should have just done it like cape comics and had science and magic coexist.
>>339816073
that's because you're literally potatobread
>>339815061
Yes, blizzard has made a scientific discovery. Them being a company, they will possibly try to patent these souls, and we'll all have to pay taxes to them.
>>339815806
Mei is Asian, that's expected.
>>339816360
Please accept this award of most retarded post in this thread. You've deserved it.
>>339805414
>>339805437
She has nanomachines that keep her young you fags.
Mei mentions that Mercy didn't age a day since she last saw her, and she was in cryostasis for years.
>>339816498
and if you don't pay them your soul tax (protection money), they'll send reaper after you to collect your souls. They'll track you through the correct channels.
>>339816532
Mei was in cryostatis, you moron.
>>339805867
>all those fan arts of OW characters reimagined as Dark souls entities.
>Nothing changed if not for some minor touch and a dirt filtrer
Fucking wasted potential
>>339802625
nanomachines
>>339804136
>I'll show you where she repeatedly goes out in public and speaks with people in a coherent manner.
YOU CAN BE AUTISTIC AND DO THAT
>>339804136
This comic has such shitty art. All the others have decent art but this one in particular is garbage. Did they get an indian to do it?
>>339801856
Once you achieve lichdom, things seem... less important.
>>339805081
>PINK HAIR
>MAGNUM OPUS
If D.va had pink hair you guys wouldn't even care.
Zarya has an interested and hot hair color and you lose your shit.
>>339804752
Same
>>339817582
Tbh it's not the hair, but her unrealistic body. She's on steroids + has implants, because that's what many real life bodybuilders with such body would do
>>339818017
>unrealistic body
>the character that has a black hole gravity gun
>has unrealistic proportions
So does Widowmaker
and Tracer
and Rienhart
Winston is a talking ape.
>>339815302
>mfw I play both
>>339802881
No, he was in Mercy's care before the explosion because the much super soldier serum they used on him and Morrison was starting to make his cells degenerate at an increasing pace. Morrison looks way older than he should be now because of the same thing.
>>339804807
"You seem well, Genji."
"I am a different man now. I am whole."
"You've rescued me again, doctor Ziegler!"
Wow what a monster.
>>339818528
Who is this prostate apostate?
>>339801856
I hope, dom Mercy tickles me just as much as kind doctor Mercy, or healslut Mercy.
>>339814983
A certain amount of freshly squeezed cum every day.
>>339814497
that face is just a step away from being good, but its bad this way
>>339817582
>>339818017
>mfw penor throbs every time I hear her say "Get in there"
Not even into banging big ladies like her, I'd rather she had a dick.
>>339819103
I want to impregnate that Doctor
why are 90% of mercy fanart garbage? this is very upsetting.
>>339819153
She seems like she wants to be impregnated too, we must help the good doctor out.
>>339802881
How do you know this? Like where are you getting this lore from?
>>339818663
>No, he was in Mercy's care before the explosion because the much super soldier serum they used on him and Morrison was starting to make his cells degenerate at an increasing pace. Morrison looks way older than he should be now because of the same thing.
Source? I've never seen either of these things mentioned.
>>339819232
Its just assumptions based on their talks, which indeed makes it sound like Mercy wanted to help him but ended up turning him into the supreme edgelord he is today.
>>339804818
Mengele is my favourite Danger 5 character.
>>339819232
In-game voice lines.
For example, when you get resurrected as Reaper, he'll say "At least you got it right THIS time"
>>339818017
>her unrealistic body
there's a talking gorilla and the seven foot australian lardass isn't even the tallest character
>>339805310
https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34overwatch
most of the images in this gif are here somewhere
>>339819830
The closer you are to a normal human, the more obvious it becomes if something is off.
I won't compare a gorilla to a regular human, and I'm far more disgusted by Roadhog than Zarya - but she is offputting in her looks.
>>339804352
Social anxiety could be just that. Anxiety.
>>339819232
The Reaper wiki page has this:
>He began to organize a rebellion within Overwatch that ultimately led to a conflict at the Swiss Headquarters, resulting in an explosion that supposedly killed both Reyes and Morrison. Overwatch was disbanded shortly after.
>Reyes narrowly survived - it is implied that his life was saved by Mercy - however, his cells were altered to decay and regenerate at an increased rate.
So is there an in game reason how the characters can keep dying and coming back to life?
>>339815431
It sounds like in game S76 thought Tryes was dead. He has a line saying something like, "Aren't you supposed to be dead?"
>>339820334
The fights aren't Canon. Unless you think Tracer is escorting a giant bomb that's going to be used to kill shit loads of robots.
>>339819230Post the third version
>>339820896
Dis a blue board anon kunI have them cycling as a background on my portrait monitor
>>339819103
>dom Mercy tickles me just as much as kind doctor Mercy, or healslut Mercy
Kind, dominant Mercy is obviously the best though.
>>339821052It's okay, I already have it. Just wanted other anons to see it
>>339821420
The possibilities are endless
>>339821458
Shame the fourth has no bg
>>339815302
Me I is awful both when she's on the enemy side and your side.
Ice walls block your own team from progressing.
>>339801856
>>so shes literally responsible for the fall of Overwatch
You're going to have to explain the logic here
>>339805081
But she would break an sjw if she saw it.
I want to give the game a shot, but I have no fucking idea what character I'd be good with, is there any single player stuff so I can try them out? I don't want to be a huge fuckup online
>>339805081
>The Russian born, heavy lifter who is super racist is Tumblr because of her hair
>>339821843
There's a practice arena where you can test out different abilities.
This isn't a game where you main one character though. You should git gud with at least one or two characters from every role so you can adapt to your opponents.
>>339822120
Yeah, it's more I haven't played a team class game like this in a long time, so I don't even know what type of play style I'd like. I think Zaryas looks fun,
Mercy porn is the best because it's a 37 year old woman either taking charge of pleasing you or a 37 year old woman being forced to commit sexual acts.
Either way it's hotter than something like D.va or Tracer slutting it up because that's more in their nature.
>>339822710
Just try them all out, no two ways about it - as long as you go for objectives and not run around soloing with some shitter you are good.
I'm testing Zarya now but I find it weak.
>>339802625
Genji was on the verge of a mental breakdown and killing himself thanks to his condition.
He can't taste, eat, touch, sex or fap.
How is that fine?
The only reason he turned out fine is because Zenyatta stepped in and saved him emotionally.
>>339822814
>cowtits
Actually retched, why would you ruin a great design like that?
>>339821843
There is a practice arena and then an AI mode with easy, medium and hard difficulty settings, where you play with other players.
>>339822814
Yeah, those two are born cumrags as their clothing and additional skins prove.
Meanwhile she goes from kind cute healer to succubi woman, much more interesting than slutty young girls.
>>339822943
Fag.
>>339823036
>tfw you spend hours crushing easy AI to make yourself feel better
>>339822940
The fact that he doesn't blame her for what happened to him (and is actually grateful) shows that she did her best to save his life.
People are convinced that she just turned him into a cyborg for kicks, when its heavily implied that that's the best she could do given how badly Hanzo fucked him up, and a lesser doctor would have been unable to save him.
>>339823231
I just play roadhog when I need to win a match.
The back story make it sound like Overwatch had like, hundreds of members at it's height. Did most of them die or something?
>>339823379
>tfw Australia in Overwatch is literally Mad Max
>>339823357
Genji is just a chill guy in general now though. He's forgiving everyone, including the brother that tried to kill him.
He probably didn't blame her and knows she did her best, doesn't mean it fucked him up mentally though.
>>339803271
POO
IN
LOO
also
>autistic
>Has the worst skins
Honestly she's a decent hero but man, it's like blizzard deliberately tries to make me ditch them.
>>339823489
I live my life under the assumption that Road Warrior is a documentary of life in Australia bro.
>>339823489
Does everyone there dress and look like Roadhog and Junkrat? Every man women and child?
https://67.media.tumblr.com/d6d6bdac9164f38c2e3b0e96291bd0f9/tumblr_o8311azVo81r6i9rfo1_1280.jpg
how would her milk taste?
>>339823409
I think its like SHIELD, where most of the members are just normal special agent people, and the Overwatch operatives we see in game are like the Avengers - they're special even within an elite organization.
>>339823742
>goddess and devi
>not good skins
??????
>>339803271
>Tfw getting caught in the designated sentry street and dying
She can be useful sometimes
>>339823789
It would have a distinct vanilla taste, and gives a refreshing feeling not like a cold drink, but more like hard liquor as it spreads within you, rejuvenating.
>>339823801
Milk. What kind of retarded question s that?
>>339823932
why would Australia taste like vanilla
>>339823932
>>339823982
oops, meant for
>>339823801
>>339823871
Anon are we on the same page?
I was talking about Symetria, not Mercy.
>>339823949
not all milk tastes the same
>>339823982
Also I think Australia would taste like poisoned salt and rust.
Healing must be exhausting.
>>339824194
>love her face
>hate dick bulge
hurts
>>339824316
>dick bulge
Now I need to find the sauce...
>>339824194
>Sundowner
i like the cut of yer jib
>>339824194
sauce
>>339804359
her askew heroic intro inplies it and references the picture fixing in the comic
>>339824836
The internet.
>>339822940
Getting saved by Robo Buddah.
If you go with the lore then Zenyatta might actually be the strongest character.
>>339825241
How do I find a girl like Mercy?
>>339825362
In your fantasies.
>>339825426
But I want a Swiss Miss
>>339825362
Church.
Seriously.
>>339824194post the source mother fucker
Have you protected your mercy well?
>>339825739
Source has ponies too
>>339825318
Based Zeny. I've gotten two POTGs and it feels good mang.
>>339825779
yes, but she was a retarded and use her super power on a dead solider 76, who dead immediately . I should have raped her and left her for dead.
Fucking cuntbest girl
btw ctrl+ s for spoilers
>>339825638
Try switzerland then.
>>339825965
>She revived soldier 76 only for him to die again
>>339825362
>>339825638
Your best bet is probably to be really handsome and suave and then study abroad in a Nordic country while you're in college.
>>339826052Fucking shit. I feel like shit now :(
REMINDER TO ALWAYS KILL MERCY FIRST
STOP SHOOTING AT THAT ROADHOG YOU'RE JUST GIVING HER AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF RESURRECTS
>>339826072
I live in Norway, so i'm used to 10/10 girls. Some of them are fucking slut, but the majority of them are pretty good.
>>339825932
I love zen but didn't think I was ever going to get a potg. Actually cheered when I did a couple nights ago.
He's too much goddamn fun.
>>339804496
>34 is old
Animeme was a mistake all you faggot think anyone who isn't a 12yo girl is old
>>339826423
Its a meme you triggered autist
>>339801856
>nerds trying to force the """lore""" of this game
im embarrassed
>>339826168
I kill her when the fucking fat cunt is dead
