>That one friend who refuses to play against other humans
>Stuck always playing against bots in Total War or Men of War
>tfw
Tell me about your friends and stupid things they insist on doing.
>that one group of friends that only buys Call of Duty, Fifa and Battlefield every single year and call themselves hardcore for playing GTA V.
just sell your consoles/pc and get some mobile games.
Hoo boy OP, have I got some faggot friends to tell you about.
>Console gaymer all my life
>Have some friends who are "pc gamers"
>Always telling me to get a pc, get a pc, it's superior, get a pc
>Tell me about ALL the games
>Tell me about ALL of the graphics
>Hype it up to no end
>Work my ass off
>Build a pretty good PC
>Get steam
>Add them
>"okay guys what do yo wanna play"
>One friend has thousands of hour sin Dota and doesn't play anything else for more than an hour or two, however he has hundreds of games in his account (most of which are untouched)
>The other only plays civ on single player on low difficulties, or else tries to make me play multiplayer with him where he will always rush science and get salty and say his computer "crashed" if I steal one to many wonders or if things dont go his way
>They always buy flavour of the month games then abandon them
>I have a look for some stuff, buy Warband, CSK2, Risk of Rain and Terraria
>Tell them about them, say they're fun
>"lol paradox autism map games"
>"lol indieshit"
>"lol shovelware"
>Civfag actually doesn't have a PC but plays on a faggy laptop and always has
>Dotafag has a powerful rig which he constantly upgrades and improves despite the fact all he ever fucking plays is Dota 2
>All they talk about during any game is the latest shit on reddit, or else some faggot ass early access shit-"I know it's early access, but it actually looks really interesting"
I fucking hate you guys.
>First online gaming I ever did was on Xbox360
>Had a bro who I always played games with
>Had a tight crew of people who we always gamed with
>Through the years the group died
>2 guys died in the military and 1 from a murder
>The rest just had life to deal with
>Me and bro only ones left
>Decides to be friends with a nigger
>Nigger influences him with chimp culture
>Friend turns into a massive asshole
>We split because monkey gets in the way of everything
>Now I only got the dudes I play with occasionally on steam
Its never been the same anons
>>339599365
Sounds like AI War Fleet Command would be right up his alley.
>helping a friend in DS3
>at Dragon Barracks
>he refuses to listen to me
>literally dies to every enemy possible
>mfw
>best friend of 10 years met through Steam joins the Army
>NEVER EVER plays anything since then
I can't be the only one in this situation.
>>339599365
tfw this is me
>>339599583
>that one group of friends that bought GTAV three times
>never finished the story even once
fuck this world
>>339599365
What's wrong with this? Some people are absolutely shit online in RTS' and only feel comfortable in single player.
>>339601835
>Being awkward about playing 2v2 in TW:Warhammer and messing around like lining million dwarves with rifles on a wall
Starcraft and such I understand, but TW and Men of War?
>>339601981
Not everyone is quick thinking and can't micromanage in real time.I'm one of 'em
>>339599365
I tried playing against my friend (Who is good at RTS games while I am really bad) on TW:W and I got my shit slapped constantly, usually wouldn't scratch some of his units and it wasn't fun for either of us.
What's wrong with playing singleplayer to try and figure out the game if you're not experienced with it?
I have a friend who won't play game demos because they "spoil the game" and dont have achievements.
>>339603558
>refusing to play a game because it doesn't have achievements
Fuck people who do this, shallow cunts
>>339604002
Yeah hes basically retarded, literally.
He buys nearly every new game release with the main motivation of getting achievements. But doesnt do it for multiplayer games but the only mp games he plays are CoD and BF4 (on xbox)
He even built a gaming pc thats better than mine and only uses it to download movies and mixtapes.
Biggest casual i have ever met in my life.
>>339604493
Kill him
>>339604695
Did i mention that he bought quake live and refunded it because it wasnt controller compatible ?
>>339599365
>Start playing Civ with Civ I
>First game I ever played
>Have religiously played the shit out of every Civ
>Friends want to play Civ V with me
>All started with Civ V as their first Civ
>Suggest we all co-op vs the AI on a reasonable difficulty setting
>Play a couple games, good times
>Call me a faggot for not wanting to do PvP
>Play PvP
>Wipe the floor with all of them because they're retards who actually automate workers and are generally clueless
>Friends don't want to play Civ with me at all anymore
Fuck me, man. I love Civ but this shit sucks
>>339604921
KILL
HIM
ANON
>Friends builds a PC
>won't play games that require m+kb, always plays fps games with 360 pad
>"it doesn't feel like a video game with m+kb"
>>339599365
That's not so bad. If anything, He's at least playing video games.
I have one friend that only reads wikipedia articles about several games, but still wants to discuss it with me for some reason. I only figured it out when I asked him how he got passed a certain part or how he thought a certain part was handled, and he said with complete confidence that he didn't play it, but only read the articles.
It's somewhat infuriating, but more annoying than anything.
>>339607125
Maybe he likes you anon and wants to be able to talk about things that he might not be interested in with you.
He wants sum fuk man
>>339599365
>Play new <multiplayer> with friend
>Friend tells everyone im a girl
>I'm not a girl
>Not even a trap
>"Hey bro play along check this out"
>Eventually get free shit thanks to himEVERY.FUCKING.TIME.
